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The children, they yearn for the scary

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OUGHUHUH THE BLESSING IS HERE PEOPLE

hi hi! Can you do a cg shane x agere reader? If you've already done that, can you do it with Alex or Kent (aka Sam's dad)? Those 3 are my favorites :3

I can!! Here’s some cg Shane headcanons hun!! :3

Sorry this took so long, but since 1.6 came out on switch I’ve been obsessed w playing again 😭

Cg!Shane Mallard Headcanons

🐔Will not judge in the slightest that this is your chosen coping mechanism

🐔He knows how hard it is to find something that works to help so he’s going to help you as much as he can

🐔Shane has taken care of Jas for so long so he knows what he’s doing

🐔Not to say he’s a natural, by all means he’s not

🐔Shane is throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks when it comes to looking after you

🐔Really he’s trying his best though, he’d hate to upset you

🐔In a way being your cg is also therapeutic for Shane, it keeps his mind off drinking while you’re under his watch

🐔He’d get invested in whatever kids show you’re watching and ask Jas if she’s seen it

🐔Cried the first time you gave him a drawing of the two of you together

🐔He also showed charlie because damn it he just loves you so much

🐔He’ll happily draw or colour with you while you ramble about

🐔It might take him a bit more convincing if you’re trying to get him to dress up and have tea parties but he’ll always give in

🐔Oh he loves giving you nicknames based around farm things

🐔Pumpkin, tulip, sweat-pea, bluebell, little apple pie etc

🐔Defo got you a little mud kitchen so you could be outside with him while he tended to the farm

🐔If you want to help him he’ll usually supervise as you feed and pet the animals or milk the cows and goats

🐔Shane is a big guy so he’s not brilliant at any little crafty things you want him to join in on but he really does try!

🐔He wears all the bracelets you make him

🐔He’ll never admit it but he loves when you sit and braid his hair if it’s grown out or put it in a little unicorn horn at the front

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Do the crew members watch porn? If yes,what kind of porn do they watch? Hcs please.

What kind of porn does the crew watch?

Curly doesn't watch porn. He doesn't judge people who do, but it just isn't doing it for him.

Jimmy finds porn boring compared to his own fantasies. Occasionally might look at some BDSM stuff, but he's very neutral and somewhat bored while watching it.

Anya has watched a few movies in an attempt to get better, closer look at genitalia. Occasionally watches soft lesbian porn to relax (and release some... tension). She likes the intimate ones.

Daisuke jerks off to hentai. I will not elaborate.

Swansea claims he's too old for that shit. Still has a secret wank if he stumbles across anything. He likes the cheap low effort ones, especially if they have shitty acting before the actual porn. You know, the plumber/pizza delivery ones.

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WHAT ARE UR HEADCANONS 4 DAISUKE X READER??????

Pairings: Daisuke x F!reader

Warnings: a lil cringe, maybe some cursing, not proofread, probably contains grammar mistakes, ENGLISH isn't my first language!!

(A/N): OMG I LOVE DAISUKE😍😍 ANYWAYS THIS IS KINDA SHORT AND RUSHED BECAUSE I WAS EXCITED TO WRITE THIS I'M SO SORRY👉👈 -> m.list

★CRUSHING/CONFESSION

Hear me out, you fell first he fell harder.

I am very confident that at first he didn't even realize he himself had a crush on you... Like, he wanted to make you laugh more than he wanted to to the others, he always wanted to help you and be there for you... So, he pieced two and two together, and figured out that he actually was in love with you.

If he were to tell someone (probably not) it would OFCCC be our nice old man Swansea☺️

You see, Daisuke is very... Uhm, an idiot, so he won't understand when you're flirting with him. That's just him, he's too dense. You have to speak up, or else he won't pick up.

He always cracks jokes around you just to try and make you laugh😀

But like, it's so obvious he likes you

He's following you like a lost puppy, eager to please you in ANY way.

He's crushing on you so hard...

You kinda notice it since he just helps you with everything, offering help with your chores or just anything in general.

HE THINKS HE'S HIDING IT SOOO WELL BUT IN REALITY AT LEAST SOMEBODY CAUGHT UP TO IT (probably Swansea duh)

Let's say he's the one to confess first...

He would do it on accident for SURE. Do what you will with that information, let your imagination get ahead of you�� (I'm actually lazy that's why I didn't write it but yeah whatever sue ME)

So then, he realizes what he said and then you also confess and BOOM, he's all over you. Good luck trying to get rid of him (who tf would do that🤨)

★DURING THE RELATIONSHIP

This man will go show you off the moment you two have an established relationship (unless you don't wanna)

RANTS TO SWANSEA ABOUT YOU

No but fr Swansea's probably tired of hearing him babble about you, he seriously had to force him to shut up just for a small moment of peace. BUT he secretly likes the fact that Daisuke is happy so like🤭

Daisuke is a really energetic guy so I feel like if you match his vibe he's never gonna let you go

LISTEN TO MEEE, he loves both physical affection AND words of affirmation, he's big on BOTH.

If he could, he would hold your hand forever, NEVER would he let go of you. He wants to hold you, close, for as long as possible.

If you decide at some point to sleep in the same bed, you will get cuddles every single night.

Big spoon or little spoon, he doesn't care. Just TOUCH him, in ANY way, he doesn't care and doesn't mind just do it!!

OMG PRAISE HIM

He always searches for your compliments, just PRAISE HIM please, tell him you're proud of him or something IDKKKK

"Did I do good?" "I'm doing great, right?"

UGH if there's something he loves most about you (he would kiss every inch of your body but whatevs) it's definetly your laugh.

Okay, maybe it's the way you praise him at the end of each day.

Okay, no, MAYBE it's the way you play with his hair while he slowly drifts to sleep from your soothing touch.

Okay, maybe he just loves you wholeheartedly and would do anything for you (he's whipped)

I imagine that he seeks out for head pats. Just pat his head. Pet him or sum idk ask him.

While in bed, he definitely headbutts your palm just to let you know what he wants. Cause like at first he just nudges you but if you don't get the hint, he'll straight up headbutt your hand (I saw someone say this and I love you for that)

CALL HIM A GOOD BOY UGHHH

Lowkey imagine if you called him a good boy tho that's crazy

I have to say that I think Daisuke, as much of a dumbass as he is, listens very well.

He's surprisingly very good at comforting you

He might now understand you, but he listens, and tries his best

TELL HIM YOU'RE PROUD OF HIM OMG

He's gonna find cheesy nicknames for you so buckle up >⁠.⁠<

Daisuke LOVES kissing you, there, I said it.

Whether it's a small peck on the cheek or a full on make out session, he's gonna enjoy it and THANK you.

He sometimes wonders how he pulled you ngl🤨

If like, some sort of small argument got in between you, he'll be apologizing on his knees and begging you to forgive him with snot running down

Imagine you called him a good boy that'd lowkey be crazy

If you somehow ever decide to wear a piece of clothing that belongs to him, it WILL be yours.

He's gonna squeal like a school girl and compliment youuu

Overall 10/10 boyfriend. He's sweet, charismatic, energetic, a bit of an airhead, kisses the ground you walk on, and bonus for being handsome.

★yoyomiko ★miko

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actually him with my oc hori because girlie's 7'4 any weight she puts on his body makes him vaporize

Get you a man that WILL die if you sit on him

Give me 20 bucks and I'll draw your oc in this TW: suggestive

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WATCH ME

HOLD ME

SIGN MY CAST FOR ME

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL MEEEEEEEEEE

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Watched jay from kub scouts play mouthwashing, told myself I wasn't gonna make an oc, made an oc

Her names Veronika she's a medical intern :)

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i was just tryna play Stardew valley 1.6 and then I checked Twitter and Trump won?

I'm moving to Australia man nobody involves Australia in anything I'll be fine

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If you are trans I need you to stay alive.

Stay alive for every other trans person fighting, stay alive for every trans person who is no longer here, and most importantly stay alive for yourself.

They don’t get to erase us! They don’t get to take away our rights, and treat us as less than human. Don’t let them erase us, and don’t let them make you a statistic. Don’t let them win.

Stay alive

If you won’t do it for yourself, then do it for others. Do it out of spite.

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HE SAID THE THING!!!

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Attention all fat men

I am doing this to your belly

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I'M A TRANS GUY BUT MOTHER FUCKING WHAT

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

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YALL I WAS COMPARING MY DUNGEON MESHI OC TO SOME OF THE CHARACTERS AND I FORGOR THAT CHILCHUCK IS FUCKING FUN SIZED BECAUSE WHAT

HE IS A FUCKING BABY TO HER DEAR GOD IF SHE SAT ON HIS FACE HE WOULD DIE

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Kissable Kiwi-fruit.... i mean like my persona is a zombie but i never expected kissable.

tag yourself i'm his little meowing dodecahedron

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went on the most insane grindr date of my life last night hold on

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CAREGIVER glitchy red head cannons!

(Chat it's time...greys next)

Oh this man has no clue what he's doing

When you cry, he has to hold back yelling at you

hes absolutely the kind of guy to tell you to "walk it off" when you get hurt

(and then Steven slaps him upside the head because that's not what glitchy's supposed to do)

he HATES hearing people say stuff against age regression

If he hears it (especially when it's directed towards you) he actually fucking kills them

Leads you off into an alleyway or something like that and he tells you to stay there for a bit, and then he leaves and kills the person. He wouldn't want you getting scared!

He really doesn't care if you play pokemon, just don't play gen 1 or it's remake around him, it triggers some memories he doesn't like

He isn't the best at watching movies with you, he always falls asleep in the middle of it and he SNORES.

This might be my favorite so far, but greys gonna be FUN