#lord help me WHAT THE FUCK
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i need everyone to know that im suffering
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WITHOUT THE FUCKING FILTER???
#chris sturniolo#send help#creaming#slutty thoughts#he’s so slutty#sturniolo triplets#sturniolo#christopher sturniolo#holy shit#fuck me already#eat my pussy#what the fuck#what the hell#slutty selfies#chris sturniolo x reader#oh my lord
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someday ill have to yap abt how manipulative derap is bc it didnt. start w zam like yall dont understand how weirdly he used to treat pangi before he latched onto someone else. even if its not a concious thing, derap has always treated the people around him a bit ???? bc of the combo of his loneliness AND his deep paranoia
#lifesteal spoilers#like hes BEEN trying to make zam distrust mapicc#and he did the same w jumper and the empire#every chance he got he tried convincing her not to trust minute / the empire bc “theyre evil”#“they spawn kill” he said to jumper. who minute and mapicc protected from clown who spawn killed HER iirc#and like jumper never let his words affect her LOL idt ro wouldve either tbh bc like the empire kills derap#mapicc doesnt kill ro and minute doesnt kill jumper. they arent like derap theyre Special to certain empire members#and god dont even get me started on how derap treats pangi bc it makes me wanna crash out#he is so controlling and unreasonable in his expectations for what pangi will do for him#“pangi the 7 heart peaceful player didnt help me as a 20 heart player fight another 20 heart after i provoked him :///”#“pangi the 7 heart player hesitated to give me 3 hearts. HALF HIS HEALTH BTW. he must not be trustworthy”#“pangi who HASNT BEEN ONLINE already broke my trust by not dying for me so he MUST have been the one to kill greg and break our alliance”#like dear fucking lord.#im sorry my demons#i like to try and remain kind on tumblr dot com but the way derap treated pangi before he got zam made me want to eat drywall
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caitlyn is a one lucky motherfucker like wdym you’re just standing there all sassy and chill my gay ass would’ve physically combusted on the spot
#i need them both#lord help me#this is what one month without arcane looks like#hornyposting on main#arcane#arcane season two#arcane season 2#arcane s2#vi#violet#arcane vi#arcane violet#maddie nolen#arcane maddie#vi x reader#maddie x reader#nblw#i fucking love women
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#gross. gross! i do not like this thing. two alternate angles under the cut for those of you who like this thing because i am about to tear#into it so hard. ahem#enamorus#this thing is ugly as fuck. all of the genies were already ugly as fuck and now this thing only makes that worse. all of their therian form#were like MILDLY better but this one takes that trend and just throws it out the window#like the anteater nose is FUNNY especially on a legendary but LORD DON'T MAKE ME LOOK AT IT#not to mention its boss fight taking place in the fucking SWAMP with all the SLOWY WATER#and it just ZOOMS AROUND AND TELEPORTS if i remember correctly#like the LAST fuckin pokémon in the pokédex you can catch and it looks like THIS??? why did we need another genie. what#i understand the trend in gen 8 where they kept adding new legendaries to already established like. groups. like regieleki and regidrago#but THIS group is one that DID NOT NEED ONE#like i can see the additions to the regis!!! they're cool additions and really modernize the trio into a quintet!! but this is just RIDICUL#sorry tumblr cut me off there. this is just RIDICULOUS#ooouuhhhuhuhuh all the other genies are buff men with beards but this one's a laaaady bc it's pink!! and fairy-type!!! and small!! a#NO!!!! STOP!!!!!!!!! WE DON'T NEED IT!!!!!! PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME!!!!#it's literally like. the last pokémon in gen 9. i'm gonna have to start worrying about gen 9 models RIGHT after this#teechnically. i'm actually queuing this thing up before i'm done with all the hisuian forms so i have a bit of time#but it'll Look like it comes last in the queue right before gen 9#here's praying i have something figured out by then? but i doubt it because i've just started a new job#and that's probably gonna be taking a lot of my time until then
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not to mention the entire antaam fleet like 😭 that was the PERFECT moment to show off what the lords could do!!! The antaam fucked over rivain, theyve been a thorn in the whole nations side for a long time now, they would not pass up a chance for payback via full scale naval warfare so that the veilguard can do what they need to!! Sure dreadnoughts are dangerous but at this point they probably have tricks up their sleeve, thats one of the few things they have!
also wouldn't it be personal because does solas not try to blow up kont-aar because he's trying to 5d chess tevinter and the qunari into destroying each other. like. i know technically this would not be incredible widespread news because the attack was stopped, but i don't think the wonderful citizens of kont-aar would have missed the tsunami that nearly hit them and the shockwave that actually hit them. rumors go around. and i assume irian/vadis tell varric. who i think would tell isabela. who would tell the group she leads. who would care because ofc, they LIVE IN RIVAIN, and now know that solas and his followers thinks they can trade rivaini lives* to further his plans.
*while i also think there's probably a divide between kont-aar and the rest of the nation, it's one that the rivaini love to jump across and back over. an interesting comparison to be made here with most of rivain having similar sentiments towards dairsmuid and the chantry. like this is the country specifically mentioned to have a lot of citizens who follow the qun/are non-andrastian + it being MUCH more multicultural and accepting than other nations. any attack on rivain, even if it's a qunari settlement, would fan a lot of flames that solas cannot put out so the idea of trying to him taking multiple steps back because he didn't realise how intensely the qun/rivaini/lords would react is very fun for me. it would have been soo interesting for rivain to be a hub for efforts against solas because of how it's not influenced by andrastianism, how he (or his agents) specifically fucked them over, and (maddeningly for solas) also part of this resistance has spirits who willingly guide them against him. this could have even been a plot device where the door goes both ways and solas finds out rook's plans because he manages to eavesdrop through a seer or something.
and on the spirits. all the stuff where the mourn watch regularly communicates with spirits could have been done with rivain as well, and with different takes on being 'friendly' with spirits. iirc there's a spirit in the hall of valor which is so interesting but it's literally just there for flavour text. THERE'S A SPIRIT IN THE HALL OF VALOR THAT DOES NOTHING BESIDES LIKE. SAY HI. ??? bioware i would have liked to see more spirits and seers and the matriarchal pantheists you have talked about please. and also the idea of the peaceful qunari settlement being pushed to protect the country they are part of and what that means for them as qunari vs. rivaini. taash's storyline could have contributed to this . so A LOT less about choosing a side, more about how kont-aar has developed, changed, how rivain has influenced it and what it means to be qunari. not the qunari agents and fighters that we have seen, but their 'civillian' way of life in kont-aar.
complete waste not seeing any of established lore reflected in the lords of fortune or rivain because i stupidly actually thought we were going to see some kind of settlement and be introduced to a very different cultural norms.. in my beautiful mind i like to think taash is a little taken aback by how badly mages/elves/etc are treated. like they understood it was different outside of rivain (they would have been young when the dairsmuid circle annulment happened right? so they don't 'remember' it themself, they likely heard others talking about it when they're old enough to understand) but until they actually saw what was happening first hand, they had a weird dissonance about it. but what we got was a deserted beach, ties to another faction (wardens are fine!! they are great !!!! the fourth blight is interesting!!!! yet they are not the faction with a lack of info about them!!!!!) and also the hall of valor that exists as flavor text with nothing meaningful behind it besides a pub used in a few cutscenes and a minigame.
#it's just hard to discuss the qunari in general when it is so obviously written to be quote unquote bad#and theyre like. in veilguard. really just reduced to being an invading force. which they were before. but there's literally nothing else#not a single character that explains more about the qun or how it operates + the game presenting choices about taash#that obviously lean towards favoring rivain. god knows why. its not like we know enough about it to choose it#even a quick peek into a rivaini lifestyle would have been helpful. all we know are from lorebooks !!!!#its actually like. 'qun would have made taash into a weapon/they are actively invading treviso/theyre working w ghil+el/shathaan' etc#and then on rivain's side the points are just 'umm. well the lords are super nice. and love freedom... and its also NOT qunari!'#there ARE reasons to pick rivain just none of them are in the fuck ass game. no one who doesnt read the books would know this shit#does anyone know why the antaam are acting outside of their orders. i dont rmb if this was explained or if its supposed to be like#a very severe response to solas and defying orders to 'deal' with a threat?#but god. kont-aar as it exists is so interesting. maybe elements of like .#'the main qun ignore the changes in kont-aar/rivain because it's such an important part of their trade' situation. idk#i just cant see a lot of the extremely rigid qun followings actually meshing with this extremely 'accepting' culture that is in rivain#eg. rivaini seers allowing possessions vs. sareebas#but its said that the rivaini pantheists actually have lots in common with the teachings of the qun (?)#and again. its peaceful. most of the issues that are mentioned in games/etc are to do with the ORLESIAN chantry causing issues in rivain#so it just. makes me think. maybe things have changed and there's a blind eye to whatever happens in kont-aar#or if there are more hostilities or issues caused by their differing beliefs then it would be good to fucking like. hear about it#plus the qun in general is just. worldbuilding standpoint is like. what. im not a guy who knows too much about this part of da lore so#i had to fact check a few things while writing this response and some of the answers were like#just so unbelievable that im choosing to do whatever i want#anyways. sorry. got out of hand. let me know if anything i said isnt true#its entirely possible. my knowledge of rivain is patchwork but this is probably to do with the fact there's not a lot. yeah#god. i have to stop talking now. thank u anon for agreeing w me. sorry u asked me about the lords and i took it as an excuse#to air out my issues w rivain. because tyche was partially built up around that and then none of it even mattered#veilguard spoilers#answered#rivain
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sickened whenever I recall the horrid fact that kurapika is literally the only one who speaks his first language, he has not heard a word of it out of another person's mouth since he was 13 & he knows he never will again. not to mention being the only one who shares his spiritual/religious beliefs, whatever they may be. celebrating any kurta specific holidays alone forever. it's literally sooo sick god I'm gonna throw up. probably can't even reminisce & take comfort in the memories of the good times bc the more recent memory of finding their mutilated corpses is always gonna inevitably float it's way to the front of his mind bc untreated PTSD is just like that. it's so fun & cool how he's not only alone as the last of his people but alone in his pain bc who the hell could even begin to relate to what he's been through. other genocide survivors can't relate, family annihilation survivors can't relate...talk about isolating. haha well anyways unrelated but its time to overdose on my antidepressants
#sorry im having a moment bc what do you mean he lost literally everything & had NO ONE to help him deal with it from ages 13-17#& even now his friends are woefully inequipt to help him bc how the fuck do you RELATE#you know what really gets me is hes still so goddamn sweet & caring beneath the general aloofness. like he rly#sacrificed his ultimate revenge in order to save killua & gon...fuckkkkhhfhh#this is why sasuke is not & will never compare to our lord & savior kurapika#his pain turned him into a massive dick. kurapika might be a little standoffish but hes so good. & he has every reason to hate the world#like imagine having your people who were feared by the outside world for a feature specific to their ethnicity slaughtered BY outsiders the#the feature in question ends up being a collectors item & considered ''#one of the most beautiful colors in the world#their eyes were used to call them devils but are exalted for their beauty when they're detached from their fucking heads.#id want the world to burn if i were him
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noooooo noooooooooo ive been cursed with a hyperfix on brassic now nnnnnnnnooooo
#what do i do#theres like. wait lemme check#theres only fucking 32 fics on ao3 oh lord what am i gonna do. this is a true curse.#should i make an oc so i can write anything to do with brassic that i want. fuck but i so might tbh. oh my god i might start writing brassi#fics. lord help me.#brassic#idk what its like on here for brassic stuff and i am NOT looking until im finished. no spoilers. altho i know some shit ab samantha.#totally not pissed ab that. (lies)#ANYWY#rain rambles#lmao u can tell im manic huh#god yesterday in my little mood tracking app i was just TAAALKKINNNGG jus ab whatever shit came to mind it was so fucking fun yknow fuck i#might go do that again BYYYYEE ILLLLLYYYY !!!!!!!! 💓💓💓💓 mwah mwah hugs love whatever the fuck xxx
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So I Might Have Developed A Comphet Crush On Jared Hopworth. Ermmmmm....
#jared hopworth#the flesh#tma#the magnus archives#the magnus archives podcast#tma podcast#the magnus archives pod#tma pod#HELP ME WHAT THE FUCK#MY TASTE IN WOMEN IS ALREADY INSANE WHY IS MY COMPHET EVEN WORSE????#LORD HAVE MERCY ID LET THIS MAN STEAL MY RIBS
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Kaveh in a skimpy white lacey nightsuit. Crawling to you on all fours. Eyes dizzy with lust and cheeks reddened. As he steps closer to you, his breaths get heavier.
Looking up at you, he rubs his cheeks on your thigh, as if trying to get some approval. You look down upon him with a dark glint in your eyes, your cunt getting wet and pulsing. He grins, he knows you are obsessed with him just like he is with you.
Leaning closer to your pants, taking the zipper in his mouth and slowly pulling it down. His face now inches away from your core. He looks up, whimpering. His hips slowly wiggle.
You reach your hands out to caress his cheek, brushing the hair out of his eyes, his warm breath vaporizing on your palm. You pull his hair back and kaveh moans oh so softly.
“Suck”, you command and kaveh just smiles smugly in response.
#.phew#idk what this was#kaveh was making me bit insane#he is such a brat but also so needy for you#…..ugh fuck me am so downbad even lord cant help#kaveh#genshin impact#genshin impact smut#dom reader#kaveh smut
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"Franca gazed at the lobotomized Psychiatrist for a few seconds before sighing.
“Sometimes, we’re still too naive. We might even think of ourselves as the protagonist.”
Lumian knew that “we” referred to the members of the Curly-Haired Baboons Research Society."
I feel like this is the main reason I really love the fact that Lumian is our protagonist in the second series. Every epoch was almost completely dominated by a trasmigrator and our last series revolved entirely around the thoughts and feelings of a lonely transmigrator. But in the second series, our main protagonist is a true native of the era.
He is someone who finds themselves deeply entrenched in the midst of secrets, gods, and transmigrators without having the background that any of these people have. He did change after meeting his transmigrated sister, but he grew up with the same morals and viewpoints as his fellow natives. He believes in the gods and is in awe of their powers and might. He is someone who can hold back his curiosity in matters because he grew up in an environment where knowing too much will literally kill/corrupt you. He thinks transmigrators are a bit silly and naive but also powerful and full of unheard knowledge. He's a normal guy of his era that got caught in a shitty situation but grits his teeth to keep moving forward. He is a boy who has been stomped down by fate numerous times but still retains the light of hope in his heart. And I think that was something really needed in this series.
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Lord of the Mysteries: Circle of Inevitability, Volume 3: Conspirer, Chapter 409
Cuttlefish That Loves Diving (爱潜水的乌贼)
#circle of inevitability#coi#lord of the mysteries#lotm#spoilers#lumian lee#ciel dubois#i know there's a lot of conflict about series 2 but i like it a lot#he's not klein but that's a good thing#he's also just a kid only turned 17 before this shitstorm hit#he's trying his absolute best but he can't save everyone simply because he's not klein#he's doesn't have a formal training in mysticism he can't divine and he's burdened by so many things#but he has friends he has people he can rely on and people he can confide in and this is what i wanted so much for klein#i hope lumian never has to hold the burden of loneliness klein had to because that shit broke my heart#and he has support from an organization and he has people who can help him when he struggles#klein had none of that and had to deal with his problems almost entirely by himself#klein had to build the foundations and hold strong for everyone and that was devastating to me#omg this was so long and sappy but tldr i love all the charaters from lotm and coi (except the april fool guys fuck them i hope they suffer
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so scared cause theres smoke and light in this shot from memory isnt the only monster trailer, plus you can hear like screaming in the background beforehand and he just looked like he was screaming and. ahha. well. ha. Well. hes in the trial outfit and. and and and.
#oh lord im not ready. as a lesdaughter fan. to have lestat witness claudia's death quite frankly. lestat and claudia my no.1 dynamic ever#guys sorry im insane. im a lover of mothers daughter bullshit what can i say#or its the coven using bursts of sunlight with the telescope lense to fucking torture louis and claudia and madeleine. girl. help me god#iwtv spoilers#iwtv#lestat de lioncourt
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Was gathering clips for something else but here is one of my favorite dndads moments ever in case you needed a little pick-me-up hehe
#dndads#sparrow oak#lark oak#the beginning in particular gets me so fucking bad#Lark being like “eh” and Sparrow being like “WOLF!?!?!”#god I love them#dungeons and daddies#lark and sparrow#henry oak#sparrow oak garcia#lark oak garcia#their laughter is so contagious#maybe this will help manifest S2 love wolf Sparrow#what I love about how Anthony plays it off too is that it allows one to read this as Henry actually being able to differentiate between#the twins- in this case knowing that the wolf shit would appeal to Sparrow specifically#god the lord of chaos arc obviously hits different now but also no it's still so pure#OH ALSO BOREANAS ACTUALLY REFERS TO HENRY AS THE UNSUNG HERO NOT TOO LONG AFTER THIS??#WHICH I DEFINITELY DIDN'T REMEMBER#but anyways anyways#dndads audio
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the euros have quickly become a tournament of “well I hope the least sufferable nt wins” and we’re kind of all losing
#the fact that I feel the need to root for Spain…what the fuck is that#I don’t even wanna say that because it feels so wrong so dirty#lord help me the euros have been so blech#euros 2024#euro 2024
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I’m not ever getting over that episode of burrows end. Not ever. Especially the conversations in the last 30 minutes. I’m not okay. I’m not okay. I cant wait another week.
#burrow's end#aabria iyengar#aabria my beloved#erika ishii#brennan lee mulligan#i cant do this#I cant#what the fuck#how is this improv#I can’t#help me lord… give me strength for this next week
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#linoone#but you wouldn't be able to tell without the tag. dear lord that nose#i love this one. not for the pokémon just for the front-facing image. LOOK at this dude. that Fucking Snout. you can BARELY see their EYES#it's wonderful. this is wonderful. this is amazing. i love this#i don't have a lot to say about linoone. i don't like it as much as zigzagoon but i kinda get what they were going for? zigzag to a line#but eeehhh. it's kinda just a ferret a little bit. what is it supposed to be actually? lemme check its like. dex category#it's the “rushing pokémon” that's not helpful at all. what's galarian linoone#oh it's the same. WELL ALRIGHT i guess. this dooms me to have nothing interesting to say here. check it out it's linoone!!#i wonder if this is anyone here's favorite pokémon. if any of you out there are a linoone reading this i'm sorry i don't have more to say#but rest assured i've had less insightful comments about some pokémon before so it's totally fine i think
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