#looking at you Adam and Eve

[no-context-nonsense]

Pretend like it’s Saturday still. Why didn’t I post yesterday? Oh you know… I spent half the day crying and didn’t make the graphic. 😂

[skullfragments]

i see your "thousand eyes and wings" biblically accurate aziraphale and raise you "biblically accurate according to weird ass medieval illuminations" aziraphale (& bonus crowley)

inspired by this illuminated manuscript page depicting the story of adam and eve:

(i'm pretty sure tumblr fucked the quality on these do please click for full size😭)

[if-only-pizza]

I made this for an art project last year, and is still one of my favorite art pieces I've ever made.

(plus it was hung up in the assistant principles office for a couple months, so fun 😭)

the picture looks clearer when you click on it btw

[scream-for-me-now]

"You're just not good enough

Darling, you're looking rough

Such a disgrace, that ugly face

Even a mother couldn't love"

[cakeyouareoh]

🐍

[ahopefulbromantic]

I just realized the most tragic thing - that I cannot gush about 31st October being Dziady / Forefathers' Eve because it's a Polish thing and none of my mutuals know what it is and no really good translation of the dramatic works exists to have them read it :(((

It's like a traditional Polish Halloween and nowadays it's mainly known from Adam Mickiewicz's (he's to Poland what Shakespeare is to England) 4-part drama centered around it. It follows a tortured poet (my blorbo, I love him) during the time Poland was partitioned and erased from the maps, its people oppressed but always fighting back. It is one of the most important and culturally significant Polish works ever created. And it's got, like so many themes, so many themes you guys. It's one of my favorite works ever one of my all-time dreams is to play Konrad, a protag from part 3.

So if anyone does know it or is interested in finding out more please please please message me or drop an ask I'd love to infodump!!!

[adorhauer]

what- and I can't stress this enough- the fuck?

[quietwingsinthesky]

the thing about millie is that this plays out one of three ways for them. either she never figures out she’s trans and that’s gonna be an unknown that sticks as a knife in her gut for her whole life until she dies because she never even realizes it’s an option. OR. he does realize it. and then either he never does anything to transition aside from go “I’m a guy now fuck off” or he does it instantly via whatever supernatural shit he’s got available to him with zero regard for the consequences.

but i know he doesn’t want to transition. he doesn’t, he won’t. there’s too much vulnerability in it. you don’t get a cocoon, you know, you don’t have something protecting you while you sort yourself out. and that’s so much more terrifying to him than any benefits of the slow and steady process of physically transitioning could get him. so he just wouldn’t do it, unless he could snap his fingers and have it happen in the blink of an eye.

[everysongineverykey]

so-called doomerists when "If you want to imagine the future, imagine a boy and his dog and his friends. And a summer that never ends. And if you want to imagine the future, imagine a boot... no, imagine a sneaker, laces trailing, kicking a pebble; imagine a stick, to poke at interesting things, and throw for a dog that may or may not decide to retrieve it; imagine a tuneless whistle, pounding some luckless popular song into insensibility; imagine a figure, half angel, half devil, all human... Slouching hopefully towards Tadfield. ...for ever."

[i-bring-crack]

Need ONE adaptation of the genesis story to have the furbidden fruit hold the taste of the sweetest yet most vile thing anyone has ever tasted, but because its so good Eve can not stop eating it and reaching out for it until Adam finds her eating from the fruit and suddenly human and beast don't look all that different from each other.

Bonus points if Adam and Eve had never felt the taste of any other food at all, or if the reason why people feel so empty when they loose their ignorance of childhood is tied in with the eating of the fruit.

Bonus bonus points is if the fruit is the one to that consumes you instead of being consumed (and why the tree of life exists to contradict it in the first place)

[talentforlying]

something something john constantine always either being people's personal jesus or judas, but almost never just a person. acting as all three because it's the part he has to play, but never given grace for it. being left behind when he makes mistakes so often that at a certain point he just stops being able to reach out to people for help or assistance entirely.

[adamwarlock]

Move over Adam this is a Eve Warlock blog now

[thepringlesofblood]

straight up i can't believe this is real holy shit

i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.

[nyt1ba]

This is the new Adam content the DLC gave me I'm losing my mind-

[the-muppet-joker]

Greetings Homosapians.

Is there anyone there? Is anyone left on Tumblr? Tumb er dot com. Webbed site, hashtag! I am the JOKER! I AM THE JOKER! I AM THE JOKER! Hi Ho, Kermit the Frog, here! Muppet the Hole, here! Don't be so coy. You can call me Croaker! You can call me! Don't be so coy.

Kermit. Joker. Bro Strider. Adam. Vriska. Dark Eve. Jesus is sleeping. Applejack is awake.

♤♡◇♧

DNI:

The Muppet Joker. I am scared of what I have created and will close my eyes when posting from now on so I am not harmed by my own hubris

Emos and those who indulge in the Chemical Romance. You people are sick

Minors, people over 30, and people who are 25. That is the age of arrogance

People who have a gemini moon in their astrological chart. You people are sick

People who were raised Lutheran

Twitter users

Tumblr users

Testosterone users. Just kidding love you Trans Genders OwO glomps you :3

People who identify with either binary gender. It's 2025 grow up and be Nonby (Short for Non Binary)

Those of you who do not understand the intellectual depths of Homestuck or misunderstand its themes... looking at you Karkat x John shippers

Mr. Strange. You may look at my blog but only when I am offline. If I catch you being online at the same time as me... *I evil smile and you get scared* I'LL MUPPING KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!

Are you scared? Are you scared? Are you scared? Are you scared? Are you scared? Are you scared? Heh.

Run while you can.

[sharonaparadox]

[Images: fanart of Adam, Eve, Lilith, and Lucifer from Hazbin Hotel. Adam is depicted as a sinner wearing black robes with purple accents, and he has curved demon horns sprouting back from his forehead, long pointed ears like those of a goat or lamb, golden eyes with black sclerae, and a long tail with a purple diamond shape on the spiked end. Eve is a tall thin woman with light skin and golden eyes with black sclerae, dark brown hair falling past her waist as she wears an off-the-shoulder long-sleeved white dress with a slit up the side to her hip and a purple diamond-shaped pendant necklace.

The first image is in a rounded cartoony style, in contrast to the more realistically detailed artworks after it which all also have glowing lighting effects over them instead of the flatter coloring used here. Adam has tiny dot eyes and a vaguely surprised expression as Lilith and Eve grab his shoulders and lean in to bite each side of his face, causing his cheeks to look puffed out. Adam’s horns are significantly smaller in this picture to better show a starry-eyed Lucifer chomping onto the top of his head, drool running from the devil’s grinning mouth. Above and behind them are two large purple and golden eyes with spirals in place of the irises.

The second picture has Eve grinning back at Adam as he holds her from behind, his darkened hands resting upon her waist. Light is shining just above Eve’s ring as she curls her arms in front of her, one of her eyes closed as she turns to look at Adam. Dark circles can be seen under his closed eyes as he presses his face into Eve’s shoulder, his tail curling upward behind him.

The third image shows Adam smiling with half-lidded eyes as he raises one of Lilith’s hands up to his lips to press a kiss to the back of her knuckles. Lilith, who has red curved demon horns in this picture only, is looking to the side away from Adam with slightly furrowed eyebrows and a small frown, her other hand hanging to her side and seemingly curling into a fist at the bottom of the canvas.

The fourth picture has Lucifer grinning and posing dramatically as if he were fainting into Adam’s arm, while Adam raises an eyebrow and grits his teeth in an annoyed frown. A small anime-like vein is popping on Adam’s cheek as his tail curls upward to his side.

The artist’s reblog adds an additional three images, the first of which has Lilith wrapping an arm around a surprised Eve’s waist to press their chests together. Eve is blushing with wide eyes as she raises one hand up to Lilith’s side near her waist and other hand. Lilith is tilting her head slightly down to look at Eve with a slight smile and half-lidded gaze.

The next picture has Lucifer and Lilith smiling serenely with closed eyes as they press against each other, their hands held together out to the side as if the pair were dancing. Lucifer’s other hand is on Lilith’s back as she turns and tilts her head slightly down to rest the side of her head against his forehead.

The final image has darker lighting in comparison to the rest as Lucifer presses into Eve’s side, his eyes closed as he licks a long forked tongue down her throat with a smile. Eve’s face looks to be red as she turns slightly with closed eyes and a wide grin, while Lucifer holds onto one of Eve’s arms with one hand on her wrist. End description.]

I live in delusions