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avephelis · 2 years ago

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GUESS WHO SLEPT WITH THEIR CONTACTS IN 💪💪💪 DON'T BE LIKE ME

#i woke up andi was like “huh why do my eyes hurt so much i got 8+ hours?” and then i fucking #looked around the room #and was like #“oh hey i can see.” “...” “OH SHIT MY FUCKING CONTACTS-”#anyway good morning everybody rise and grind gamers

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marisatomay · 2 months ago

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It's so funny that everyone immediately called Eddie gay for doing the Risky Business dance and he is but he also just beat for beat recreated what Tom Cruise did in Risky Business and. well.

#‘ryan did it sexier and better’ okay first of all tom is 19 here and is supposed to be a child dancing around his living room #furthermore. no. I love ryan but no. hope this helps.#it’s not supposed to be sexy it’s supposed to be freeing and awkward and funny you’re just attracted to a 37 year old over a 19 year old #I’m very glad you’re all more sexually attracted to the 37 year old over the 19 year old who looks 12 but don’t lie.#911 abc #Eddie Diaz #tom cruise #risky business #911 poasting #just as an aside: if you want to grasp how long tom cruise has been a movie star—thee movie star #he already had a star on the walk of fame by the time ryan guzman was born

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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The indescribable tension between an overworked and underpaid smut writer, and his biggest fan hater.

(for @frummpets)

#SVSSS #Shen yuan #shang qinghua #cumplane #Normally I don't tag with ship names but this one is a special case.#Confession time: When I first had SVSSS described to me I 100% thought the main pairing was between these two.#The dynamic is impeccable! Even if its 'just a fan ship' I stand by it.#Sorry to the people who like to think of them as handsome pretty boys. I don't.#These guys sit in their rooms and use the computer for 90% of waking hours. They are not looking after themselves well enough for good skin #They can be cute in their own way. People with acne and missed shaving spots deserve to have their romances too.#And sloppy hate makeouts <3 #Hi Sol! I truly did whoop and holler when drawing your name for the raffle!#You've been so kind and generous towards me and I'd happy to finally have the opportunity to give back some of that joy!#Thank you so much for all your support and the incredible fanart <3 You've made my day so many times!#I hope this silly mini comic is to your liking!#Playing around with colours for this one was a blast!

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brainrotcharacters · 4 months ago

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makes me giggle to think of X2 Logan meeting dp&w Logan when this is a thing

#“don't tell me you fuckin liked it 🤨” “you have no idea 😃”#x2 logan is going to see that in the tva screens and go 🤨😳🏳️‍🌈⁉️#dp&w Logan going “you don't understand he's fucked up he's my favorite of these assholes”#and then turn around and yell at wade “FUCKTARD”#hear the distinct “oh he's adorable can't resist flirting with me across the room LOVE YOU TOO SHITFACE”#“KEEP AN EYE ON OUR DAUGHTER OR IT'S MY SWORDS IN YOUR DELICIOUS ABS IN THREE SECONDS”#x2 Logan going 🤨 at the daughter in question mary puppins #Logan being as hung up on Jean as he'd been might just Reconsider mr wade wilson #👀👀👀👀👀👀👀#pspsps Logan #one rainbow brigade bitch to another? i dont think jean can do that #she clawed u up that one time but see what walmart santa claus is doing here #he's riddling you with bullets ✅ fuckin emptying the cartridges on your scrumdiddlydumptruck ass #he's stabbing adamantium ADAMANTIUM swords in you up until the sword hilts ✅#Logan listen #jean needed to be with phoenix first before Doing All Those Things Which She Did With You #but Deadpool? Deadpool is in it for the shits and giggles #Look. I'm not a woman of science. But there seems to be Chemistry among us.#I'd hit the emergency meeting button but i don't fucking want to 😁#deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #wolverine #deadpool 3 #deadpool 2024 #logan howlett #wade wilson #poolverine #deadclaws #Deadpool and Wolverine Honda #Deadpool and Wolverine Honda Odyssey

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s0fter-sin · 1 year ago

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everyone makes fun of soap when they find out how many hair and skin products he keeps on hand. the cabinet in his bathroom is filled to bursting and he always keeps travel sized bottles on him on missions

when soldiers outside the 141 find out, they call him precious and self-obsessed, a vain pretty boy too preoccupied with his reflection to focus on the enemy. no wonder how he got his callsign. price has given up telling him to leave them on base and just teaches him to individually wrap them so they don’t rattle against each other and give himself away

what they don’t know is that each product contains an ingredient that when mixed with any number of the others, creates potent chemical bombs. he was caught unarmed once, he won’t let it happen again

#ghost picks it up when he watches him meticulously read the ingredients lists on the bottles when he goes shopping with him once #he knows enough about products to know that when you find one that works you keep using it #so hes confused when he sees soap put back a moisturiser hes certain hes seen in his little bag #he waits for him to leave the aisle and checks the bottle #which is when he sees the new and improved formula sticker on the back #he memorises the ingredients and when he checks the bottle in soaps room sure enough theres an ingredient missing #thats when he puts it together #it seems his little intro into guerrilla warfare had sparked some ideas in his sergeant #and hes so damn proud it takes him off guard for a second #he hadnt expected him to keep up with it not when hed rarely need the knowledge #but he is and hes doing it all on his own using his own expertise and forethought #the pride has to make room for a difference kind of warmth at the sheer competency on display in front of him #the next day he drops a new product with the missing ingredient on soaps head #the soldiers around them are shocked that hed indulge in soaps prissiness #hes the only that that sees the feral glint in soaps eye as he thanks him and starts going on about the benefits of looking after your skin #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #ghost x soap #soapghost #ghostsoap #ghost mw2 #cod ghost #cod soap #soap mw2 #soap mactavish #cod mwii #call of duty #we’re a team. ghost team

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pocketgalaxies · 2 months ago

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The silver color of the thread begins to fill with more golden light. (requested by @overnighttosunflowers)

#critical role #criticalroleedit #imodna #southerngothic #laudna #imogen temult #gifs #*#*cr #*request #*parallel #cr3 #ship: imodna #laudna cr #raven queen cr #cr meta #*meta #scheduled #1h41m c3e77 #4h35m c3e109 #i hope this turned out okay! i was a lil sad i couldn't make some more direct parallels while also preserving the integrity of the scenes #but i think they're still there. you just have to look a lil closer #there's so much here. laudna barely able to even wrap her head around the idea of being whole again #what does this mean? who am i if not the dead thing i always thought i was?#vs. imogen smiling so quickly and brightly bc she /always/ knew it was true. she /always/ believed this would happen #she just needed proof and what better proof than the goddess of fate herself saying your fate has yet to be written #AND THE ROOM FILLS WITH HOPE. WAAAAH!!!!!

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22ratonthestreet · 8 months ago

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the passangerette

#sorry.#also benson w/o the stache is like an angel w/o their wings ..#whatever. hi everyone.#the pipeline is real i still gotta track down which passengerposter specifically slathered that movie all over my dash fooling me into thi #thinking it was a big big presence on tumblr and . akhem (looks around the room) well #the passenger #benson the passenger #randy bradley #22ratonthestreet #dima's silly little scribbles #is his tag genuinely 'benson the passenger' ... good god

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theguardianace · 8 months ago

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they should invent a me that isnt Tired

#i dont even know why.#i felt fine for almost the whole day #but i guess i looked iffy? one of my friends was like “aura r u good” around like. noon #but now that im back in my room. its not even 7 but its Bedtime #(aka its pokemon grinding time)

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bunnieswithknives · 4 months ago

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I feel bad for neglecting Hazel so much, I do have many thoughts about her.. and also a mermaid au that im probably not going to do anything with

#fop #fairly oddparents #fop a new wish #fairly oddparents a new wish #hazel wells #fop hazel #fop dev #dev dimmadome #art #digital art #doodles #I wish Hazels parents were more flawed tbh...#Like I get why they wanted to have them be good rep so that young people could know what a good family is supposed to look like #but it felt like every time there was an opportunity to have them do something genuinely flawed-#they would perfectly sidestep it before it even became a problem #I really enjoyed the first episode because it showed a hint of a very unique emotional issue Hazel had related to having a therapist mother #The idea that she has to be mature all the time #constantly living around therapy speak makes her feel like she isnt allowed room to breathe #Feeling unable to express her emotions without someone there giving advice that she isnt ready for yet #just small things!#She feels so pressured to be emotionally mature all the time BECAUSE she gets praised for it #maybe im projecting everyone always tell me I was so mature for my age...#But like I really really wanted to see that from her!!#And then after that episode it doesnt even come up again #The only other episode that features the moms job as a conflict is the one where she wants to spend more time with her #which is a fine conflict I guess but it still ends with her saying all the perfect things #I wanted Markus to be more of a genuine threat too. even if he didnt actually do anything having him be more looming would have been nice #I feel like they mostly forget hes a para scientist most of the time idk.#I just felt like his interactions could have been more unique #Maybe he will be in future seasons idk

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itslilacokay · 5 months ago

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"i should probably be careful posting when ava ships are involved, maybe i should keep ava shipart stuff to myself"

i say as i post victim and agent being extremely fuckihg gay

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monkesupreme · 1 month ago

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Maybe i SHOULD draft out my ‘Clark is a SuperPlant’ propaganda post

#chattin #due to. recent tags that resonated w me #im already someone that loathes the ‘theyre completely alien AND they conveniently look AND function exactly the same as a human’ trope #esp when they have the nerve to make them PROCREATE w humans wo any defects whatsoever #ur lying ur unimaginative u suck !!!!#so my compromise is always like #fine. the point is that they have to blend in very well. i will concede on that front #but god as my witness i will make him so fucked up internally.#u should xray him and see a fucking mess of organs pumping in bizarre places #things that let him see things w a microscopic lens #things that let him exist in a vacuum bc he doesnt need to Breathe #u should get him in a red sun room and realize hes still able to exist unharmed in a vacumm and go hey man. what the fuck .#going to reach max tags bc i never seem to behave myself no matter what im yelling about #i need bruce to sit down and finally read whatever kryptonian text is floating around #and realize clark- despite his mammalian appearance- is far more linked to plants than anything else #a plant w TEETH and EYES and somehow became a predator instead of staying as a plant #HOWWW did u evolve into what u are now? what did ur ancestors look like??? a daisy???#if u look at any kryptonian species youd see that all of them behave like clark- like they all evolved in a similar way #saw a post (i GOTTA find it again) that said that clark is brownskinned which seems a little silly when u compare it to human melanin #but that sunlight makes for a healthy kryptonian and their skin will show it #and paleskinned kryptonians are seeking out more sun and starving for it. like. ouuuu.#i wont add that to my own hcs but its that kinda shit i love sooo much #get so caught up on trying to make him human in ur eyes that u end up misunderstanding him entirely #love him #xenobio #for tagging

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doverstar · 1 month ago

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can't express accurately how happy it makes me that c.s. lewis did not leave room for many interpretations in narnia. it's christian and you can't get around it. susan chose to care more about worldly things than what matters and he said what he said. the lion is Jesus. evil is evil and good is good and people have to choose. and that makes some readers angry because it's nearly impossible to ignore and they want to ignore it. they want it to be something else and they can't make it something else without making it not narnia. love that. that is doing it right

#that's. how. it. should. be #if there's room for interpretation in your writing as a christian you are doing it wrong #if people read your work and get to pick and choose what it means and you left it OPEN to interpretation-#-and they can divorce your fantasy world from the truth? you are doing it wrong #looking at you john ronald reuel #readers you're upset because susan cares more about “nylons and lipstick” than Aslan? 1. that's not really what lewis said #2. you should be upset because she made the wrong decision #and if you're upset because you can't get around the christianity in narnia let me share something with you - that's the point #it's a christian series #it's telling you christian things. this is not lord of the rings. this is not Cool Fantasy World open to interpretation #you can't worship the fantasy world and ignore the christian truths #you can't separate the two. that's what it should be #that's what all christian writing should be #if you write something amazing and centuries later people host parades for your fictional world and there's no God in it? no truth?#wrong. you did it wrong. they should not be able to separate the two - unless the point of your writing was to write a cool story #congratulations you wrote a cool story. but did it point people to the truth? unavoidably? no? then what a waste of freaking time #what a waste of a beautiful God-given talent #okay I got off on a tangent #my point is: be upset because Narnia is Christian and you can't get around that with ease #I am so. glad. you can't get around that with ease #this is why Lewis is my favorite author in the root of me #he did it right. this is what we as christian authors should aspire to #not LOTR. Narnia. NARNIA.#christianity #narnia #the chronicles of narnia #thoughts in the tags #doverstar's thoughts #writing #authors

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majimasleftasscheek · 7 months ago

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💒 pt. 7

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#FINALLY DRESS TIME #I'll do a bigger full pic next houghogugh #I feel like kiryu could compliment goromi a million times and she'd still be like -looks around room- “me?” 🥺💖#it's important to me IMPORTANT #yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #kiryu kazuma #majima goro #goromi #kazumaji #tigerfish #saejima taiga #nishikiyama akira #sawamura haruka #minami daisaku #my art

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bitegore · 1 year ago

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Zionists want you to conflate Judaism and Zionism. Zionists want you to believe that Judaism cannot exist without Zionism and that all Jews are Zionists. Zionism would have Jews believe that a Jewish state is the only way that they can be safe from antisemitism and will point to any instance of antisemitism as proof that Zionism is the solution- so Zionism wants gentiles to be antisemitic in their support of Palestine. They want you to conflate all Jews with Zionism and the state of Israel, and they want you to treat all Jews regardless of political affiliation as the face of Israel. Antizionist Jews exist, and incidences of antisemitism ostensibly acting against Zionism will not help dismantle the forces propping Zionism up.

Don't do their work for them.