#look at my elf please

[theworldwalkerswols]

I DID IT!!!

[Image Descriptions: A series of Final Fantasy XIV screenshots of Kyler (grey-skinned elf) wearing the limited glamor (gear) "False Monarchy" set. It is ornate silver and white armor, with a winged helm. He is posed in the Grand Cosmos dungeon, an opulent palace with sprawling, fountain-studded gardens. They are all posed to give off an intense or regal air with the exception of the last one, in which Kyler winks playfully at the camera.]

[egophiliac]

still ruminating over Lost In the Book With Spooky Skeletons Part 1, so here's a selection of some of my favorite little bits! (...some more loosely paraphrased than others) (I just feel like Idia has no room to criticize in general, okay)

anyway, I'm sure we're just going to have a fun time celebrating Halloween and nothing bad is going to happen whatsoever! :)

[wszczebrzyszynie]

i dont remember who but someone asked me if Jellie and owl Grian hunt together and the answer is no. They would however compete for the prey

[qwerty019283ytrewq]

A new day, new thoughts.

I remembered (it was either a fic or I dreamed it) something about forest fairies. There was a waterfall, the main character, abduction, acceptance or recollection, rescue, and protection. And then I remembered some of Daniel's photos, which gave me the feeling that he had sharp elvish ears. The story by the wonderful @onboardsorasora about the fairy Daniel came to mind…

✨️Imagine✨️

It was a hike. They wanted to set up camp by a forest lake. Max doesn't like nature. There are no outlets in nature. But there are annoying mosquitoes. Instead of the World Wide Web...there is a web. The phone connection doesn't work at all. No matter how hard Max throws the phone up, Discord doesn't load faster... it doesn't load at all.

Max walked, bending under the weight of his backpack, sarcastically replied to the jokes of his friends, grumbled at the inconvenience and just wanted to go out to the lake.

(there must be something here)

Evening. The whole company gathered around the fire. They play stupid games with alcohol and have fun. Max is just glad that they brought alcohol with them, because I remind you, his simulator is not here. At one point in time he loses touch with the world, and at another moment he realizes that he, Lando and Alex are going deep into the forest. "This is a bad idea," Max thinks, and then he hears a crash.

"Damn it! I got into something!" says Lando. He leans against a tree and checks his shoe.

"What the hell?" mumbles Max and points with his finger at the strange... wreath? A dreamcatcher? on a tree.

"Oh, I think witches live here," Lando giggles and almost falls over. They're too drunk for all this.

"It's not a witches, you idiot!" – Alex seems scared. "These are fairies!!! You broke the fairy circle!!!"

Lando bursts out laughing, and Max just wants to go to bed.

"What fairies? Alex, have you been drinking anything else? It's all cartoons and bedtime stories." - giggles Lando.

"No, you don't understand! You stepped on mushrooms, the circle broke, we're all in danger. If we don't offer them a gift, we'll be damned!" - Alex runs his hands through his hair and pulls.

"What kind of gift should we give them? Oh, I've thought of it! Max, come here!"- Lando is still amused by the situation. And Max... he just wants to lie down, and that moss under the tree looks very soft. He could sleep here, it's not that far from their camp. Tomorrow he'll come back, yell at these idiots and throw all their stuff into the lake. Sounds like a plan.

Alex says that he's a fool and should take the situation seriously, Lando lays Max down on that soft moss and walks around him wailing. Max... Max blinks slowly, looking at the sky. Well, the sky here is amazing. A bunch of stars, barely visible Milky Way. It reminds him of the ceiling in his childhood bedroom.

"O great fairies of this forest! Forgive me for breaking your oval! Here is my gift, forgive me and don't get angry!" - he holds on for five seconds, and then laughing loudly, clutching his stomach falls outside the circle. Alex seems to be pulling out his hair.

"Okay, that was funny, but let's go to bed already. Max? Have the fairies taken you yet?

"I'm not going to get up until morning. Go without me. See you in the morning." - Max rolls over on his side, puts his hand under his head and slowly falls asleep. He can barely hear the bickering of his friends anymore. He thinks that lying on the bare ground is not so bad.

A bright ray of sunlight falls on Max's eyes and he begins to wake up. He rolls over on his back, his eyes are still closed, some kind of shadow covers his face, the light no longer hits so hard because of the closed eyelids. Someone pokes him in the side with a finger.

"Fuck off. Another five minutes." Another push, Max knocks off someone's hand. They slap him on the cheeks. Well, that's arrogance.

"So that's it!" he screams and winces from the headache. He opens his eyes and...

"Who are you?"

"Your new master."

This "master" looks at him with his big brown eyes, there are some strange colored drawings on his face and pumped-up hands, his hair looks like sheep's wool (it looks the same fluffy and curly).

"Give me a Red Bull, and I'm all yours, handsome."

Sources: Instagram F1, Instagram Visa Cash App RB, Instagram Rudy Carezzevoli, Motorsportcom.

[skiitter]

The evil elf romance companion in the WH40k Rogue Trader game is right there and yet, the fucking dogmatic ass Inquisitor has me by the throat.

[greypetrel]

Only krapfens for breakfast ✨🥯✨

Second day with @ndostairlyrium's Kerry (right back at you, AH!). Double because it's actually a redo with an addition of one of these memes which I really really liked. What can I say she just has the time of her life in the Hawkeverse and getting adopted by all the Hawkes.

[perilegs]

i know it wasnt a serious comment but every time i look at a datv character and start thinking about their designs my blood starts boiling from the giving cosplayers a challenge comment

"The previous art director had the mindset we should make things easier for [cosplayers], which I think is a misunderstanding of cosplayers," he says. "We've seen the kind of challenges they're willing to take on, and so we've gone for, in some cases, a level of complexity and detail that I hope a lot of them are excited to rise to the challenge for."  x

unrelated to my point but why are you dragging the previous games down. have you seen any of the designs you speak of mr art director. do you think merrill in da2 wasnt peak. or morrigan in origins? do you know how hard it is to make cosplay armor.

you could have just been like "hey the characters have a lot more detail than before! look at neve's hat and everyone's clothes every single inch being embroidered or otherwise patterned"

which also makes me think. was any thought put into the designs or did they just want to detailmaxx so they can brag. idk if they could have said anything that would turn me personally off more from cosplaying anyone or analyzing their outfits

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Trying to transliterate Leara's name into Quenya, and it somehow becomes, uh,

Lëarra

Which basically means "You Sealion!"

And I'm just, "Oh yes, this is That Sealion Woman, and she can breathe fire, as all sealions do."

If Leara, for any reason at all, needed an actual Quenya or Sindarin name for any fun Elvish shenanigans, we'll just use Calairie/Calearil, which is "Light of the Sea" in Quenya and Sindarin, and what Leara actually means.

[gale-force-storm]

I absolutely adore that vintage chocolate ad that's been making the rounds and just had to do a version with Gale and my Tav, Morrigan

[nedlittle]

[alt]

2x21 "crisis" really is a perfect episode

[drawnecromancy]

Shadowscale and the Emperor of Elvenkind

(Silk and Itheel !)

[dark-elf-writes]

You know you’re in deep in an au when you’re thinking about completely inconsequential details that logically you would never put in writing or if you did it would be like a single throw away line at best because they truly add nothing and there’s no reason to mention it

… anyway Harry definitely has a far more punk style in the Astoria cross over and it’s hilarious watching him next to his parents.

[renasy]

DRAGON AGE VEILGUARD | Random focus on my Rook 1/x

"You've got a knack, kid. For what? Finding a way through the wildest shit I've ever seen"

[whatsorryiwasntlistening]

Some characters I made on a roll a dice chart

[stinkrascal]

OH also me and bf are going to ren fest this weekend! and we bought our tickets in advance so we'll DEFINITELY be able to go and we won't get turned away at the door like last time ha. and we're still doing our low effort bg3 cosplays so im very excited about that :3

[artcher-artwork]

Just made a very self-indulgent thread on Twitter for a whole bunch of Iris art, so I figured I'd post some more Iris brainrot here for tonight

The Twitter thread of Iris