#long game or no game

[valdotpng]

an accomplice turned victim his apology, long overdue

[mintaii]

take responsibility

[tawnysoup]

Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

[kaasiand]

I wish we had every single game on DS

Not 3DS, just DS. Guys please stop tagging this as 3DS

[generic-whumperz]

Awkward pining and yearning. That’s it, that’s the post.

[jinxarchive]

King and Queen of Zaun 🩷💚

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Source (Arcane Key Art by Aliya Chen)

[gongyussy]

deepthroating a gun without breaking eye contact...... he put his entire gongyussy into that | SQUID GAME 2

+ the video because the sound he makes when he puts the gun in his mouth? [redacted]

update: he improvised that. the man really said i'll go full slut.

[itsajollyjester]

His first real birthday

[onefey]

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

[minigenos]

[fluorescentbalaclava]

Long shots

[lovelenivy]

mouse bites™

[captainjonnitkessler]

You know I used to think "tumblr's absolute refusal to actually engage with the Trolley Problem in favor of insisting that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is just a short-sighted idiot is really fucking annoying, but I guess it's not actually doing any harm".

Anyway that was before we asked tumblr at large to decide between "guy aiding a genocide but making progress elsewhere" and "guy who would actively and enthusiastically participate in a genocide and would also make everything else much, much worse for everyone elsewhere" and the response was that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and that anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is a short-sighted idiot.

[kingzombear]

Can I Axe-ya a question *audience laughtrack*

Anyway she should've been given the axe, fuck the hypocratic oath

[staff]

Tumblr Tuesday: Balatro, baby 🤡

Poker-themed roguelike deck-building game Balatro is experiencing a resurgence thanks to Markiplier and has taken Tumblr by storm with its nostalgic Windows 98 vibes and tricksy jokers. Of course, the fanart is incredible. Please enjoy these offerings from your #Artists on Tumblr. (And, please, do proceed with caution if jesters aren't quite your thing.)

@rad-roche:

@ladylyra:

@tealfruitarts:

@logicpng:

@suppenzeit:

@zzzaturation:

@retrocandyart:

@skyebunny:

@miracide:

@mintyepic:

@2eds:

@khorrorshow:

@auroranekai:

@kapitanbank:

@spookyspeks:

@sealslop:

@fattcactus:

@frenzyarts:

@qrowscant:

@leslekieuart: