#lol talo

[royaltea000]

Certified DILF chaser

[barvin0k]

I am deeply convinced that ulfric has a special relationship with talos... (I'm crazy haha hehe hoho)

[amjoyz]

Sorry my castle of nation lovers

Im hyperfix on gravity falls rn but have some more pld drawings of karl, climber and rachel oof

[erma-zet]

Ginger (I forgot his name but what I know it's just that)

[dynjay]

Memory Lane

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Initially this was just going to be a series of really rough sketches, but the more I stared at it, the more it kept growing..?

I have no concept of reasonable project scopes <:'D

[violinist-rachel]

what do you think about Chimbley Sweep (if you even know him uhh im not sure...)

"Chimbley...?" "You mean the chimney sweeps from the Victorian era..?"

"I can't say I like the concept. It doesn't seem like a very safe practice... Especially for little kids..."

[eating-plastic]

Headcanons: Maison Talo x Fem!Reader NSFW Headcanons

Warnings: nsfw, smut (minors and ageless blogs do not touch please and thanks), AFAB!reader, vaginal sex, fingering, oral sex (fem receiving), tentacles, overstimulation, light bondage, a bunch of other dirty stuff, lots of inaccuracies about Maison's anatomy (because with all due respects, I don't really care), probably some grammatical errors

A/N: So I've become super obsessed with Maison lately, so expect another headcanon (or fic) coming up. Besides, I gotta start pumping out some stuff while I still can since college starts up again for me in less than a month. Also, just a heads up, I take the easy way out when it comes to writing nsfw stuff with this old man. Soooo yeah, insert "let's just enjoy fiction warning" here because I really don't care lol. Anyways, that's all. Enjoy!

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🏠-So here's the thing about Maison: Until you guys actually do the deed, his lust is kinda nonexistent

🏠-If you're someone that kinda just wants to dive head first into the topic, you're gonna have to talk about it with him

🏠-The other option is he catches you in the middle of giving yourself some "self love." To be quite honest tho, you should've known better. After all, if he tastes the food you drop and the drinks you spill, then you really should've known he was gonna taste the mess you were making

🏠-He quickly becomes addicted to your arousal btw. You're gonna get overstimulated to hell and back with each orgasm he pulls from you. If you let him, he'll make you cum multiple times on his fingers, tongue, and cock

🏠-Maison knows that humans have their limits and sex with him pushes you to those limits

🏠-He also quickly establishes himself as dominant in the bedroom. He absolutely loves the control he has over your body

🏠-Speaking of which, your body is like a work of perfection in Maison's eyes. You're his precious little tenant, he thinks you're flawless. He wants to see all of you, so you're often completely bare for him

🏠-Seriously, if you are insecure about any part of your body, he'll do everything in his power to quell those nasty thoughts of yours

🏠-He honestly doesn't think much about undressing himself, but he does find it amusing if you try to strip him. After all, he has such a handsome lure, it's only natural that you'd want to see more of it

🏠-Besides, he does think that the skin-to-skin contact is nice

🏠-Loves restraining you and having you at his mercy. Sometimes he simply does this by pinning your hands above your head with his own. But sometimes he likes to actually get his house form involved if you catch my drift ...😏

🏠-I'm talking about tentacles btw. Red, fleshy tentacles that bind your wrists, hold your legs apart, and manipulate you into any position that Maison wants

🏠-And I know what you're thinking: Can you get fucked by them? Absolutely! If you're into that, then of course they can fuck you in any hole you want

🏠-Besides, Maison likes getting a little show before he actually shoves his cock inside of you. Maybe he can see just how many tentacles can fit in that tight pussy of yours. One, two...maybe three

🏠-He's torn between which he likes more: when you're a brat so he can put you back in your place or when you're a good, obedient girl for him. I suppose it's just a matter of what mood the both of you are in

🏠-He doesn't really "get" you wanting to blow him. When he eats you out, it's a mutual thing; you get pleasure and he gets to taste your delicious slick. He doesn't really see what you get out of oral sex when the roles are reversed...not saying that he'll say no to head tho

🏠-I'm not sure where to put this so I'll just leave you with this idea: Maison likes to use sex as a means to help you unwind after a shitty day. You know, after gifts, cuddles, a massage, and an expensive dinner. If all of those don't seem to work, then why don't you just ride him til your little heart's content and you forget all thoughts about the nasty day you had

🏠-Whenever Maison finishes it's pretty intense, and I'm not talking about the feeling of his cum actually filling your cunt up (although that is amazing too). I'm talking about the fact that the fucking house literally shakes as if a small Earthquake just happened. Depending on how fucked out you are tho, you might not even notice it

🏠-When you two are finally done going at it (i.e. you probably tapped out if we're being for real), your body's gonna be sticky with sweat, your throat horse, and your clit so sensitive that anything lightly brushing against it hurts. If you think that Maison's just gonna leave you like that, then you are sorely mistaken. What do you take him for? He is a gentleman (...gentlehouse?), he's not gonna just leave his darling tenant like that

🏠-While he may be dominant in bed, this REALTOR's wrapped around your finger after the deed. Anything you want, you'll get. A bath, some water, some snacks, a massage, or maybe you just simply wanna cuddle. It doesn't matter what you need, he'll get it for you in a heartbeat

🏠-what can he say? He loves to take care of you ❤️

[tiktaaliker]

wowwww another design i snagged from @jaypgartifacts !!!! her name is Roanmor and she has a small army of magically animated constructs thatre just those shitty shell sculptures you can find in beach gift shops (the one pictured here is based on one that i Actually Own. i have a small collection of the worst ones i can find from local antique and retail shops)

[hollowslantern]

[umbracirrus]

I decided for the first time in ages to mess about with the skyrim minecraft stuff and just-!!! look at this-!!!!!!

Riverwood, Bleak Falls Barrow, Western Watchtower!!

Whiterun and Jorrvaskr!

Dragonsreach my beloved <3 They've even got the balcony that overlooks Whiterun and the porch ;u;

And all with Skyrim music in the background, the inventory menu being skyrim-esque and yes I am going around as Aela lol-

Also for the most part the building interiors are. not as cool as the exteriors. Bigger buildings like sleeping giant inn/dragonsreach main hall/temple of Kynareth look semi-decent but things are limited by space presumably. Apparently there's a dwemer ruin somewhere but I can't find it at the moment... lol.

[dawnbirdwhistle]

My cleric of Talos Tav and Astarion ⚡🩸 (Baldur's Gate 3)

This piece took me a good while, and I finally understand how colour dodge works 🤗 (I think)

Lighting go brrr

[regularragdoll]

I found some parts of Concentrationmoon's OCT comics through someone's dreamwidth blog! i wanna share these since I remembered I had them!

[yldaro]

hi pals my brain rots for this sleazy house guy

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Baurus: When Martin was born, the Divines said, "He’s too perfect for this world."

Hero of Kvatch: Please. when he was born, Talos said, "Oh, competition."

[fabledteeth]

anybody else play a cleric durge and felt like they had to come up with some ridiculous reason as to why their pc would wake up believing they worship a god that’s not bhaal? ophelia’s is “i can tell i used to worship a god and can’t remember who, but i have some sick fucking lightning powers and i love carnage destruction and chaos, so that probably means talos is my god. yeah that checks out”

and it’s just. not even fucking true. she was absolutely Not a cleric before the nautiloid, and she definitely didn’t worship talos. he just happened to fit the description

i like to think talos sees her going through this process and just decides to feed into her delusions and grant her cleric powers because he thinks it’s funny

[zipora666]

Something I promise for dear @simplylatte bc they love laws of talos

So here you go :)

Silly Karl with his hobby by playing violin 🎻