#lol in a way

[hellonerf]

toxic boymom england compilation

[allthatispeculiar]

[aropride]

interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[jackalspine]

@schnuffel-danny hehehe

regarding this post: from schnuffle

[jellyjamheadobb]

[mochasucculent]

Dumb thing that would not leave my brain

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[bakedbananners]

WWMAD (What Would Miss Ayase Do)?

[intermundia]

this is the single worst way i've ever read to describe an erection, frank herbert

[mr-malumm]

Caught spying on his hate boyfriend

[marlshroom]

this guy cant have shit! (reupload cause I forgot to give this guy leg hair... i HAD to fix it...)

[trashpocket]

sisters, always.

[cactus-teeth-art]

finished yayyy

[lilislegacy]

imagine being someone at new rome university and not knowing percy is the same guy as “percy jackson, son of poseidon, two-time hero of olympus, former praetor” because the thought doesn’t even cross your mind. like… he’s percy. he’s a total frat boy. on a normal night, he walks into a party, refers to everyone as bro or dude, socializes with every living (and not-living) person in the room, makes at least 50 sarcastic comments, plays 12 rounds of beer pong, drinks way too much, and then skates around campus on his skateboard yelling “I LOVE NEW YORK” (which makes no sense, because they’re in california) until someone calls his girlfriend to come get him.

and then one day there’s an attack, and frat boy percy is all of a sudden a fighting machine. he’s yelling battle cries alongside the praetors frank zhang and hazel levesque as they lead everyone into battle. (why is he with the praetors? and why…. why in the world do the praetors seem to be following his lead?) his sword slashes through armies of monsters faster than you’ve ever seen. he’s controlling the entire river surrounding the camp, creating huge waves as tall as skyscrapers that crash down all around him, wiping out monsters and causing mass destruction to his enemies’ ranks. the sky is suddenly dark above you, ice-cold water droplets are slashing through the air, and the wind is blowing so aggressively that it’s making it hard to stand up steadily. because he’s somehow created a hurricane.

and he looks terrifying. you can feel the power radiating off of him. he’s like a god. or maybe a monster. it’s hard to tell. you’re a little scared of him, to be honest. but also in total awe, because it’s extraordinary. he’s extraordinary.

frat boy percy is not who you thought he was.

[inside-my-gay-mind]