#lol @ diet

[icewindandboringhorror]

On average, what is the total MONTHLY amount that you spend on dining out*?

*(This doesn't only count going out to restaurants, but also stuff like picking up fast food to bring home, getting a coffee on the way to work, getting a premade sandwich from a grocery store deli during lunch, buying a quick snack from a convenience store or food cart whilst walking somewhere, ordering a pizza or any other food to be delivered to your home, etc.)

*(If you often dine out in groups/as a household: calculate and divide the costs so that you get a Per Person average. This is for YOU individually, NOT the total household/group costs)

(I'm sure polls similar to this have been made before (very common topic), I just haven't personally seen one that I can remember, so, I was curious to do my own! I was discussing this with a group of people today and it was very interesting to see how widely the number varied between individuals. :0c )

(Reblog for bigger sample size if you can, and feel free to explain your answer in tags if there's anything extra to add!)

[firbolgfriend]

I made this disease explanation last week for tt and forgot to post it here

[pulsingvoid]

"She's been possessed by the devil." Again? "Oh, for fuck's sake."

[user000lol]

i hate how nice food tastes, like if it tasted gross i’d be so much skinner by now.

[nikkento-writes]

okay but what about getting a ride back home with your brother's best friend Ino. Car breaks down halfway in the middle of the backroads and the tow truck guy says it's going to take at least an hour to get out there. What else is there to do except to hop into the backseat, sit on Ino's lap, and grind yourself against the growing erection bulging in his sweats. Your panties are soon soaked and he's practically bursting at the seams, but the two of you aren't touching...not directly, at least. So technically, technically you aren't doing anything bad, and you shouldn't feel guilty about this. Especially since your brother entrusted his best friend to take good care of you, which he is. Just not in the exact way your precious older brother had in mind.

No, what you're doing isn't bad because it feels so fucking good. Sliding your wet cunt against that monster cock of his through all these thin layers of clothes, running your fingers through his soft, brown hair, feeling his firm grip tightening on your hips. He curses and moans, refusing to look at you because he knows he'll bust as soon as he looks into your sultry gaze. And also because he feels just a tad bit guilty for wanting to fuck you, for being absolutely head over heels for his best friend's little sister.

[crovoroh]

the justice system is rough in wet france

[danystargaryens]

Santa Clarita Diet So then a bat? or a monkey? | 1.01

[ophernelia]

new imogen-core just dropped. the shoes in the first pic i need irl fr. they look sooooo comfy.

[killer-outlet]

Girl you was eating wood

[pillsandpeaches]

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[holyprncess]

take another drag turn me to ashes ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪

[firbolgfriend]

Cover Art for my Infection au aka Sweet Feather Diet :)

[baravaggio]

okay definitely a weird question but I don't know of a better person to ask about this: do cis men and cis women smell noticeably different to you?

omg sorry I forgot this was sitting in my inbox, hope this wasn't a time sensitive query lol...anyway the answer is yes of course, a lot of it has to do with hormones (among other things) so it's to be expected

to me cis women have a greater variation in smell though even if the odor isn't as strong, although it could just be because I have a bigger sample set to pull from....like everything from fruity to cumin-ish to oniony to almost boozy. sweeter for sure, especially when they're younger. tbh I don't have anything to back this up (other than I've heard men say this too, although they usually have the sense to stfu about it) but you're really paying attention to scent, you can kind of tell where a familiar woman is in their cycle, not because you're smelling those odors specifically but because the body's scent changes more generally as hormones fluctuate

cis men smell more animalic to me, I feel like "musky" isn't a good enough descriptor because it's such a broad scent category (like women also have "musk" obviously it's just different)...men's is sharper & a bit more wild & pungent, more astringent (grapefruity?), slightly meaty even. caraway seeds & patchouli sometimes. the sensation of smelling it even hits my nose in a different way, especially depending on what phase of my cycle I'm in. fun stuff to notice lol! 🐽🍷

[interdimensionalhellscapeportal]

Obviously this sketch is from an AU where he grew up with regular dental care and also the ability to smile without Vibes of Impending Doom

[tillman]

[thus-spoke-lo]

Man I do not miss being fat in office culture.

Retail seemed easier somehow, especially because I worked at a store that carried my size (well, except for the time an employee referred to Miss Piggy when she didn’t know I was in the immediate area and then another manager physically threatened her over it but anyway). But office culture was so obsessive over weight. So so obsessive. Everyone was gaining weight or losing weight and everyone was on a diet and if I had to hear about keto one more time I was going to shit myself.

Now working from home my only coworkers (my partner and my cat) either enjoy or have no opinion on my size depending on the day, and I can be fat and not worry about saying no to a piece of a donut because my god what if they think I, a fat person, eats?