#loki is in me

[eighteenthcenturygoregasm]

8 and 5 do not equal 13!!!!

They lied! They all lied to us!!!

Even google has lied!!!

Why is no one discussing this?!

Did no one realize?!

This makes no damn sense!

And I can't get enough of this sense

That is me

Talking to you

About this lie!

This damn lie

They told all of us

In school

This damn lie

They told all of us

In math class

That Loki is not REAL!!

"LOKI IS NOT REAL"!

Loki IS real!

And he is inside of me right now

Telling you this!

These are not cycles of delusion

We recieve

These are real people

LYING THROUGH THEIR TEETH

To make all of us see

That LOKI IS NOT REAL!!!!

When LOKI IS REAL!

Realer than YOU! Realer thank YOU!

Just like you, I'm me!

We're me.

I'm me!

Loki is here!!

And he is only with me today.

But he is with you finally. Now!!

Please let me get my STETHOSCOPE out

Because I am going to high-school

A different way.

LET LOKI BE WITH YOU AND

NEVER GIVE UP ON LOKI!

Today is Loki Day!

I've institutionalized it for you.

Never give up on Loki!!

Please, Psychic community, Accept Loki into your heart and minds.

Loki never gave up on you.

Please, be Loki, together.

Thee Norse God Loki commands you to do the right thing and write a post about Loki today.

[megalomari]

i'm a Loki main but i like Jeff :]

[anundyingfidelity]

(drawing too)

[hansoeii]

you'll make it back.

[felidaeng]

a trio of beastiesss

(edit because i didn't expect these to blow up: these are pokesonas, not redesigns! i like the paradox trio 😌)

[actually-mentally-ill]

when im being asked a question, but i was busy daydreaming about __ x y/n

[mylols16]

any one else completely forget that straight men are marvel fans like sir these characters are for the girls and gays wdym straight men are the target audience?!?

[parlapina]

"How would you describe most of your favorite shows/books?"

Like this:

[mobius-m-mobius]

#the Nowhere Man who waits and the God of Stories who watches

[real-odark]

homoerotic relationships where you stab each other a little bit

[alicerovai]

let time pass

[ibenology]

I’m never gonna get over Loki, the literal god of mischief, fixing his jacket and smoothing out his hair only to stumble over his words like an idiot when he needs to talk to a middle aged single dad who sells jet skis for a living

[lousysharkbutt]

meant to post this with the previous thor drawing because they were requested together but then everything happened to me

[darealsaltysam]

some of my favorite lines of dialogue i've overheard in marvel rivals so far

(keep in mind these are all paraphrased im going off of memory cuz i never have the reflex to screenshot these as they happen oops)

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"I never had kids, but I did have the Avengers. Same thing." - Iron Man spawning in

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"One for me, one for Steven, one for Jake." - Moon Knight after getting a triple kill

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"Can you teach me some of your magic-?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"I think you've had enough chaos already." - Loki & Scarlet Witch interaction

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"You have made your father proud, Wanda, my dear." - Magneto when assisting a Scarlet Witch with a kill

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"No one breaks a bargain with me twice."

"So I can do it once?" - Hela & Loki interaction

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"When I said "No More Mutants" you were who I meant, Logan." - Scarlet Witch after killing a Wolverine

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"How did you learn magic?"

"A place called Kamar-Taj."

"Oh so you weren't bitten by, like, a radioactive sorcerer?"

"[Extremely exasperated] Peter, please..." - Doctor Strange & Spiderman interaction

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"Leave real magic to the grown-ups, Ilyana." - Scarlet Witch killing a Magik

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"Nerd win!" - Bruce Banner if he gets a kill in his non-Hulk form

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"Are you fast enough to stop a bullet, if I shot you?"

"Well, you won't be able to. I already dismantled the inner-mechanisms of all of your guns."

"Wh- What?!"

"Now if you behave yourself I might fix them." - Punisher & Magneto interaction

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"So you can talk to rodents?"

"Tippy-Toe seems to think so!"

"Can you try and convince Rocket to clean his bunk?"

"There are some things even I can't do, I'm afraid." - Star-Lord and Squirrel Girl interaction

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"We sense great darkness and chaos within you, woman."

"You're one to talk, Venom."

"No, we... Find it strangely... Attractive."

"...Somehow, that made me want to save this universe less." - Venom & Scarlet Witch interaction

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"It's good to be fighting side by side again, like in the old days."

"Back when you used children as soldiers for your cause?"

"When you put it like that, you make me sound like a terrible father."

"For once, we agree on something." - Magneto & Scarlet Witch interaction

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"[in the sassiest tone you can imagine] Your GOD is SUFFERING!!!" - Loki taking damage

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[i also dont remember the exact dialogue but there IS one with rocket asking to buy bucky's arm. so yes we won there]

[hansoeii]

It's about who.

[megalomari]

still thinking about that panel from the tva comic...