#lo so da me

[intotheclash]

- Ma dove cazzo abiti?

- Nel posto più bello del mondo.

- Bello è bello, ma come fate a muovermi in queste viuzze strette? Poi, soprattutto, dove cazzo si trova un parcheggio?

- Ovunque, se impari a parcheggiare.

(a cinquanta metri da casa mia)

[hiyuki]

ꕥ SULETTA ♡ MIORINE ꕥ

▷ Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury ▹Official Art + My edition

[darkacademiaarchivist]

i hate to say this caro. but i agree with mieke lebkuchen should be a year round food

deep sigh.... Geht das schon wieder los?? (Is this starting AGAIN??)

(traitor)

[wintertundra-art]

"I hate my face sm I never even want pics taken!!" *accidentally ends up on national television* well fuck my life I guess 🥰🥰🥰

[autisticakaashitruther]

I'm so mad at Haikyuu Twitter fans

[inkyself]

Rai fiction bingo di @omarfor-orchestra

Fa ridere perché si vedono chiaramente gli anni in cui mi consideravo un’adolescente troppo cool per la Rai radiotelevisione italiana

[marcsnuffy]

i wanna see if you have anything for snuffy and 5 for the ask game lmao

5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?

I do but I feel like it's cheating since it's literally about him

[persephoneflouwers]

That’s very… curious, convenient, even, how these people make millions with their ig accounts but sharing informational content will distress them.

What do you need 430 million followers for?

[sara-smind]

Ciao raga volevo dirvi che sono contenta di essere qui su tumblr perché è l'unico social che che permette di sclerare su cose che mi interessano senza avere l'ansia che qualcuno che conosco possa leggere quello che scrivo/commento/a cui metto mi piace

Che bello

Vvb

[flansuki3]

Short fan fic about Yuri Betraying Makarov

It's not like you're going to read this letter anyway, and it's not like you want to read it after all.

By now you may be wondering why I decided to do what I did to you.

I guess is because it's the only thing I know how to do: be a good boy.

From the moment I met you I admired you, you were the perfect man in my eyes and... then we became friends. That was your worst mistake, you know?

All my life I was always just one more, a normal man among thousands. Even for our cause I never stood out more than others, the fact that I caught your attention to win your friendship still seems a mystery to me.

So all my life I've had this inferiority complex and when I started to walk by your side this complex got worse.

How could it be otherwise? You know very well what kind of man you are and you always made the most of it.

You are perfect.

Your eyes are already a genetic lottery, but that face and body of yours could have made you a recognized model and you even steal men's looks. I, on the other hand, was never very attractive and never had any luck with women.

You always stood out for being intelligent, despite not having grown up with any privilege you managed to make a fortune. I, on the other hand, used to lie to myself saying "Better to have nothing than to do wrong". The truth is that the money Zakhaev gave me that day he lost his arm I spent it on nonsense. Needless to say, I was never very smart.

But there was something where I beat you, where I even felt I could humiliate you a little:

Being a good boy.

It wasn't something difficult, it was simply doing nothing, someone useless who doesn't move can be passed off as a angel if compared to another extremely violent and cold-minded person.

I should have been content with the blessings Imran Zakhaev had given me, even if I spent all my money (which I did) Imran would simply give me more.

But power corrupts.

I felt an unhealthy pleasure every time Zakhaev stopped you from crossing the line of villainy and without being aware of your suffering compared you to me.

"Why can't you be more like Yuri, he is calm and not greedy."

And yet you never hated me, on the contrary you calmed down a lot and tried hard to change and control your violent impulses.

Gradually I came to hate you and I hated more that you still trusted me, that you placed all your friendship and kindness in me. It's not like I was such a good liar that you didn't realize that I didn't like you very much, so you're probably an idiot or you wanted to have faith in me.

But in the end it doesn't matter, all this crap letter, all my thoughts about you or what you think about me.

In the end I will be able to heal from this inferiority complex. After all there is one thing I will always be better at than you: being a good boy. If neither you nor Russia want to give me that title then I can look for it elsewhere.

That's what I do best.

[werebutch]

WSBH chara q’s: (you don’t have to answer all the numbers, just whatever you want to 𖢘)

16/35/51 for Scotch

1/6/55 for Atlas

I LOVE YOU

16. What kinds of people do they have arguments with in their head?

okay i truly think scotch argues with seraph in his head all the time. ALL the time. scotch largely ignores them, and vice versa, because he dislikes them and they know it. seraph is very conflict avoidant lol, and as long as hes not a "threat" they dont care to talk to him about their problems. he probably argues with atlas and jacob (his older brother) too, atlas about more stupid small stuff, and jacob about childhood and life stuff :p

im trying to think of more general groups he would argue with but i cant come up with anything BAHAH. hes not exactly conflict avoidant in the annoying libra way that seraph is, he more just ignores conflict for his friends’ (mostly atlas’) sake. idk if that makes sense LOL

35. What is the smallest, morally questionable choice they’ve made?

hmmm.. smallest? i mean scotch strings eloise along for most of the time pre timeskip. its not a main focus but its definitely important in order to understand scotch as a whole. she and scotch go out for a while, and mid way through that he realizes hes GAY gay. lol. and obviously lying to her about that is pretty questionable after a while. especially since he and atlas have been 👉👌 like the whole time. but she kind of knows. well

something a little bigger would be him encouraging or otherwise turning a blind eye to all the weird stuff atlas is up to. he doesn't know what it's like to be a werewolf, he can't say anything, right? lol.... murder is okay if its a talking dog doing it. scotch enabler supreme. actually when seraph is introduced, he and atlas have a 'joke' (kind of starts being real) about luring seraph somewhere to kill them. obviously doesnt happen and gets abandoned. but i think its important to know about their dynamic LOL

51. What’s a phrase they say a lot?

this guy is kind of goofy. i cant think of phrases rn but he has a specific way of speaking.. you could watch pretty much any old pop punk band interview and kind of get the idea. HAHAH

1. What’s the lie your character says most often?

atlas is a big fan of saying 'its fine' for all situations ever. family in mortal danger? its fine. completely splitting? its fine. arthritis excruciating? its fine. hes one of those people that dont like to deal with the fawning of others unless hes feeling real special. Ends up putting people in more danger a lot of the time. i think eloise is the only fan of communication in this friend group to be honest. i should have made her the main character

he tends to make promises he cant keep as well, but thats more general..

6. What’s their favorite [insert anything] that they’ve never recommended to anyone before?

i have NO idea. i feel like atlas would be a music snob, so maybe his favorite 'super underground' bands. otherwise he'd probably never recommend raw human meat to another human (no matter how much scotch asks -__-).. (he would chicken out anyway)

55. What’s something they’re expected to enjoy based on their hobbies / profession that they actually dislike / hate?

um. so atlas hates working out. he especially hates running, you know, the thing that wolves are known for doing a lot of? unfortunately the lycanthropy came with a side effect of pretty bad arthritis, so that doesnt exactly encourage him. he DOES exercise, a lot since hes pretty much required for his ermm "side job", but he hates it 😸 besides the arthritis it’s mostly because I think it’s silly that he hates it. yay

[janniksnr]

..😭😭😭

[omarfor-orchestra]

Comunque finalmente uno che ha detto una cosa seria cioè che tutto sto casino e tutti sti ascolti sono per una storia omosessuale (sì lo so lo so benissimo sono incazzata anche io per come a quanto pare considerano la bisessualità però raga ci rendiamo conto. Un Paese intero che si confronta e aspetta le puntate solo per vedere chi si piglia Simone. Un triangolo tra tre ragazzi. Ma è una cosa enorme)

[larmegliamori]

Grande giorno davvero, l'otto settembre: è nato il mio autore preferito, la regina ha tirato l'ala, ed ho evocato unə kpoppinə sul mio profilo

[anambermusicbox]

im sorry but WHY IS THE DA YU TRANSLATION AT THE UN EVENT SO CRINGE

[cuatrotrece]

una remera q diga q si estas involucradx en politica de la jd TE ODIO