#LIKE????????????
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🎵BECAUSE THE 💜🦄 BELONGS TO US🎵
aka i hunted down a handful of dad's ofmd posts to fuel the clown flames even further
#David Jenkins#OFMD#The Art of Clownery#Edit#LMAO LIKE#HE USES THOSE EMOJIS FOR US DOES HE NOT#LIKE????????????#LORD#GOD IT'S ME AGAIN LMAO#PLEASE#PLEASE!!!
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eddie diaz: i’m a nester. i nest.
honey with WHOMST answer quickly
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sorry but this is insane
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Somebody give me a setting to put this oc i just conjured out of thin air in
#like????????????#she's kinda everything to me rn#also i got the spider man art book and i really love how they draw jess's hair so... i took a note out of that book andi think it turned#out good!
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'why dont men like 4c hair? wearing different hair and discussing which men were attracted to me' so we're just letting desirability politics run our shit now huh?
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Feeling insane
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im sorry but WHY IS THE DA YU TRANSLATION AT THE UN EVENT SO CRINGE
#WOOSHING???? U THOUGHT WHOOSING WAS A GOOD WORD TO USE???????#LO????? HARK????????? SLACK???????????#SLOUGHING????????#YONDER????? *SCREECH*#WHAT ARE WE TRYING TO JUST SOUND OLD-TIMEY#HRRR HRR THIS IS MORE OF A TRADITIONAL CHINESE SOUNDING SONG SO OFC LETS USE OLD TIMEY WORDS HRR HRRR#LIKE????????????#WHAT IS THIS A VICTORIAN CHRISTMAS CAROL??????????#DA YU BABY IM SO SORRY#AND LIKE???? ITS FREAKN DA YU IM SURE THERES A GAZILLION TRANSATIONS OF IT OUT THERE#LIKE IM NOT SAYING TO PLAGERIZE BUT SERIOUSLY????????#EVEN SOMEONE WITH ELEMENTARY SCHOOL LEVEL CHINESE LIKE ME COULD DO A MUCH BETTER TRANSLATION AJHFJCJFJ#ramble tag#UN u should hire me i can do a better translation job and u can even pay me in zhou shen autographs/photos#like seriously the most basic translation ‘i let go of the ropes of time’ vs ‘i slack the noose of time’#one is simple and beautiful and poetic and the other is???? wtf are u talking about????? why do u talk like that???#SOMETIMES THINGS ARE BETTER WHEN THEYRE NOT FILTERED THROUGH 3 SYNONYMS 😭#IT KILLS THE MEANING TOO IT LITERALLY MEANS NOT HOLDING SOMEONE BACK ANYMORE WHERE A NOOSE IMPLIES YOU WERE STRANGLING THEM WKJDJFJ#*WHEREAS
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hey you know that episode, 1x03 from the mandalorian? well maybe grogu WANTED to die actually, and mando took away his choice yknow??! MAYBE THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED, and we don’t know it yet, and actually mando is a BaD pErSoN for saving the baby from dying for Science(tm) who knows, maybe the doctor dude was about to save the world??
#guess favreau could come in and be like 'wELL ACTUALLY'#not wanting joel to save ellie is like not wanting din to save grogu to me#like????????????#can't compute#tlou spoilers#tlou critical
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Whenever I apply for a job and 'italian' is under the 'race' options
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I need Tumblr to stop fucking up the site because like the ability to make gifs is worthless everywhere else and I spent way too much time learning it to let it go to waste BECAUSE STAFF CANT GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER AND ARE ALIENATING THEIR OWN USER BASE
#like????????????#stop making changes to match sites that dying BECAUSE OF SAID CHANGES#THIS IS RIDICULOUS#STOP#thoughts thoughts thoughts
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IS THIS SERIOUS. ARE THEY SERIOUS—
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dating apps (derogatory)
#i would love to be in a relationship#sadly talking to men is.... Like That™#i got fed up and soft blocked a dude for the crime of sending too manly irrelevant low effort shirtless pics#and now im feeling free and ready to block every man who's ever messaged me#also i cannot stress this emough#all of these guys personalities are mid at best#like i been trying not to be too picky about looks bc personality is what matters#so giving these men a chance to see what theyre actually like.....#i should just hook up with a hot guy and call it a night#asking a guy about hobbies and what he does for fun and getting the one word response of simply. sex#incredible. sir i wouldve fucked you had u taken the time to make conversation and feign some sort of interest in me#also hats off to this one guy who purposfully steered the conversation in a way to trauma dump#and then after i wrote a very thoughtful response#sent back#would u top me tho#LIKE????????????#not anymore!!#bitch maybe if u had been normal!!!!!!#known this man. for maybe 3 days#im in the trenches. send help#dogbunni diary log
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Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened
"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"
"we don't read that shit"
"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"
That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT
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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four
#they're like synonyms and adjacent words and some of them only loosely fall into the category shown i just needed to stick them somewhere#fanfic writing#writing#creative writing#writers on tumblr#writing dialogue#writing reference#writing tips#synonyms#writing resources#for future reference
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