#lmk ur headcanons in the tags if u reblog

[bardass]

but the hot take that y’all aren’t ready for yet is that all the barbies and kens in barbieland are asexual. when ken suggests that he stay over because he and barbie are quote “boyfriend/girlfriend” and she asks “to do what?” and he says “…i honestly don’t know” it’s because they may be a reflection of stereotypical human relationships in the real world, but they lack any of the substance beyond the superficial. this is supported when barbie explicitly states that she doesn’t have a vagina and ken doesn’t have a penis (despite ken’s insistence that he quote “has all the genitals,” okay intersex king). therefore if neither barbie nor ken have genitals and presumably no sexual organs or biological functions (such as the need to eat/drink/bathe with real water/etc. as shown in the film), then none of the barbies or kens should experience sexual attraction or desire, just like they don’t experience most of the human emotion spectrum (perhaps making an exception for weird barbie in this case, who remarks about wondering what “plastic blob [ken] has got going on in those shorts” to paraphrase. i really don’t have an answer for this one, maybe she’s bisexual or maybe she’s just being weird. who’s to say). ergo (at least prior to main barbie becoming human and having her vaginoplasty surgery), she and the rest of the residents of barbieland are canonically asexual by default and any sexualized projection onto them are merely that: projections. that all being said, barbie can be anything, including an ace homoromantic non-binary trans woman. in this essay i will—

[meimeikyu]

Collection of additions in the reblogs that i NEEDED to add

this is all real and true to me <3

tags from: @unknownarmageddon // @irridez // @the-local-eldritch-microwave // @crunchontoast // @scribble-brain-aced // @theimmortalsmurder // @somegrumpynerd // @alyimoss

guys do you think error lags. do you think he freezes to process info. do you think his mouth moves out of sync with his voice. do you think objects seemingly move before he touches them. do you think he clips into things. im thinking so hard

[mae-tuck-drives-a-minivan]

Tuck Month 2020

Here it is, folks, a prompt calendar for the whole month of August! note 1: these are meant as inspiration and you can respond however you want! (ex. for “role you’d most like to play” you could make a picrew of yourself in your dream role or something, i don’t know how picrew works and at this point i’m afraid to ask). note 2: Any and all contributions are welcome: fic writing, gif making, traditional art, digital art, incorrect quotes, text posts, playlists, cryptic message that appear in leaves on my window sill etc! note 3: if you haven’t seen one or both of the productions and would like to, lmk and I’ll hook you up with a bootleg!!  Now without further ado...

1. Tuck Day proper (free day!) **week 1: character appreciation** 2. Winnie Foster 3. Jesse Tuck 4. Miles Tuck 5. Mae Tuck, Angus Tuck 6. Hugo Jackson, Constable Joe 7. Toad 8. free day! **week 2: theatre geekery** 9. costume appreciation 10. set appreciation 11. light and/or sound design appreciation 12. favorite character moment!! 13. role you’d most like to play 14. you’re the casting director for the long awaited revival! dream cast? 15. free day! **week 3: AUs** 16. age-swap au (Jesse is 11, Winnie is 17) 17. magical creature au (mermaids? selkies? vampires? all fair game) 18. crossover with a musical of your choice 19. crossover with a kid’s movie of your choice (richie this is for u and ur peter pan au) 20. modern au 21. different people drink the water au (ie rose and Thomas drink it too, or only jesse drinks it, or winnie does but not the tucks etc etc) 22. free day! **week 4: grab bag** 23. a headcanon that i’d have to pry from your cold dead fingers 24. fluffiest fluff 25. angstiest angst 26. favorite thing from the atlanta bootleg that didn’t go to broadway 27. fave brotp 28. favorite parent/child relationship (biological or not!) 29. free day! **week 5 that’s actually just two days: fandom** 30. reblog & compliment a favorite fanwork from this month :D 31. promo a friend in the fandom/a favorite tuck blog!

Remember to tag your posts with #tuck month 2020 and/or tag @tuckeverlastingfeedbacksquad! Go wild, kids!!

[knightofameris]

—𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬—

◦ 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑑𝑢𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 ◦ 𝑠𝑜𝑐𝑖𝑎𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑑𝑖𝑎 𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓 𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝𝑠! ◦ 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑚𝑦 𝑓𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑠! ◦ 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑚𝑒! ◦ 𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑎𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘𝑠!! (𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑚𝑜𝑜𝑡𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑠!)

𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑠' 𝑛𝑜𝑡𝑒: blacklist “ameris 500 celebration!” if you don’t want to see any of my posts about this celebration! also if this flops i will cry. jk i won’t but it’ll definitely take a hit on my heart u__u (and if it does flop, you didn’t see this post)

—𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍—

Ahhhh! I’m so amazed that I got to 500 followers despite the fact that I barely?? Post?? And sometimes I just talk about random shit but even then, I still appreciate all of you guys so much? I have a few options on what I have to celebrate and I am so excited heheh. But before I get started I just,,, Have a few more things I’d like to talk about (cus I like to talk LOL). Feel free to skip though!! 

content continued below the cut!! (warning; introduction is long because I just have a lot of thoughts I want to share LOL. seriously, feel free to just skip) 

I know that I only really started posting Haikyuu!! around my 300 mark, and I feel like the people after my 300 mark are the one’s who are active because of how much I come onto tumblr and then disappear. 

If you don’t know this, I’ve actually been writing on Tumblr since 2015/2016. I’ve just changed blogs so many times that it’s like, hey, this is my new blog. Or like, I would write for a few months, disappear, come back but then everyone who followed me was dead so I was like eh I’ll just start again or whatever. And I think this makes me very very soft because out of all the communities I’ve been in, I’ve truly felt more welcome/at home even?? With everyone in Haikyuu? Like yeah there’s shit that goes down every few days or whatever but it’s always so fun to see people interact with each other and though I was hesitant at first (because before this the only writer I’ve ever interacted with was Scout for marvel oop) I’m really glad I reached out to a few of y’all and vice versa. 

But despite that, Marvel will always hold a place in my heart and to everyone who followed me from my Marvel days, thank you for supporting me way back when. And even to my Narnia days (AHAHAHA). I don’t think I would’ve continued writing on tumblr without your guys’ support. I know that younger me appreciated you all for reading those old works (even if I hate my old writing now). 

And to everyone now, thank you for sending in asks or commenting on my works. I actually think I would’ve disappeared by this time from this blog if you guys didn’t interact. I’m not saying I’m writing for the follows or the notes, if that makes sense. But it’s more like, I feel less of a robot that people expect to churn out works. Idk, it makes me feel like a person? And it just gives me a lot more serotnin than you might think!! 

One last thing though, it’s not me saying I expect you guys to always read my work and always comment. It’s more so, I’d actually rather have you guys comment or whatever because you want to and you want to read it. Like on one hand yes it does make me feel appreciated but I also don’t want you to feel obligated or feel guilty of you don’t read my things. No matter what, I will always be writing. It definitely does feel nice tho LOL 

I promise in the future, if I ever do intros they won’t be this long lol. 

Phew. Anyway. 

For this celebration, this is only for Haikyuu!!

—𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐀 𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐒—

I love love love self ships SO much. So I want to hear about your guys’ self ships! 

𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬

this will only be open from 12am september 23 — 11:59pm september 25 PST 

any requests received before or after will be deleted (may be extended depending on how many requests I get!)

do keep in mind that i’m starting classes soon so it will take me some time to get through this.

send it in through asks or submissions! 

send in as many asks as you’d like

if you use an emoji to show who you are, include it on all asks :3c

nothing nsfw for this, thanks!

since this is a follower celebration,,, i do have to ask that you be following me! honestly, i won’t check if you are, thats too much work on my part but it would mean a lot if you’re following me to participate in this celebration! ); 

𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐨 [example]

i will be creating two instagram posts with one of them having a comment section (3-4 screenshots)

i might also include a screenshot of your profile and/or your s/o if I can put in more pictures!

chats with your s/o ( heheh (; ) (1-2 screenshots)

chats with your s/o’s team! (1-2 screenshots) (this will possibly be with the entire team or just a select few)

take a look at the example as that’s what i’ve done for a friend of mine!!

𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐨

send in 1-2 headcanons about you and your s/o

send in a little bit about your personality!!

your pronouns! and a name you’d like to go by!

give me your instagram handle! (not your real one, but what it would be within haikyuu) otherwise, i’ll make a random one based off your name!

what are your ~aesthetics~ 

what phone nickname would u have for your s/o (or any other people on the team) so it can be more personalized! or if ur like me where everyone is just their name besides a select few

do u have particular texting habits?

what’s your favorite animal? this is what I will be putting as your profile picture! alternatively if you submit all of this through my submissions and give me a piccrew, I will use that!

you could give me the most BASIC description, you don’t need to do all of these points, and i’d be fine with that. It’s up to you how much you want this to be personalized <3

(also this one’s not necessary, it’ll just be more ~fun~ but lmk if u wanna be a manager of the team! or if u have ur own little AU so u might have other certain details u want to throw in. otherwise i’m gonna make it a sorta free for all lol)

𝑒𝑥𝑎𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑒: hi! my name’s ameris and i ship myself with suga! my pronouns are she/her/hers and i like to think that suga and i have a sort of childhood friends to lovers trope. i also like to think that we go stargazing at least once a month no matter what! my aesthetic is definitely space heh. i’m a little bit like suga where i’m chaos and baby! i curse a lot and i have way too many interests to count but i always like trying new things! my instagram handle would be ameris_stars (dude idk lMAO) and suga’s name in my phone would be Koushi <3 i make a lot of typos and i like using a mix of emojis and emoticons/occasional kaomojis. my favorite animal is a fox or dog!

this,,, is a lot but i’m okay with that! heheh

to protect you, I won’t publish your ask! I will make separate posts titled w/ your name + s/o + emoji (if you use your emoji). If you do it off anon, I will tag you! 

Request List!! If you don’t see your name on here, just submit it again :3c I will not be tagging for the sake of not spamming you guys lol. 

—𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐘𝐎𝐔—

I would love love love to get to know you! So tell me about yourself! 

what’s your favorite color?

who’re your favorite haikyuu characters?

favorite haikyuu teams?

you got any writers you want to give a shout out to?

maybe a little self promo too?

adsfasdfasdflj i will keep bringing this up but like any,,, spice asks,,, about the haikyuu characters cus like,,, lol

horn knee asks will be tagged with: “ameris needs a drink” which honestly sounds like i need an alcoholic drink and at this point, yeah 

please be 18+ if you do send in any spicey asks!!

This can go on for as long as y’all want really, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  I’ll just answer these like normal and spread them out too lol

—𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐌𝐄—

I have a few ask games I’ve reblogged before, so I have a few linked for you LOL 

intrusive asks 👁👄👁

~space~ asks! (this has a lot more!)

zodiac asks (just about my writing!)

writer’s asks

a little game I got from my friend which I think is absolutely so much fun

this is a version of fuck-marry-kill, but send in THREE characters (this one can be from any mix of my interests!) and I’ll choose which one I’d rather have a fanfic trope with: 

“enemies-to-lovers” 

“childhood friends-to-lovers” 

and “fake dating”

would definitely prefer haikyuu characters

but doing a mix and match from all my interests is a lotta fun

things i used to or am currently into: haikyuu, marvel, bnha, demon slayer, rwby, sailor moon, voltron, dc, overwatch, tales of vesperia, legend of zelda, bungo stray dogs, narnia (lmao), one piece, uhm, i’ll add more if i can think of more, tbh u can even just say random characters and i’ll just google them 

As always though, feel free to ask me any other questions!!

this will also go on for as long as whenever, i’ll probably spread out this one! 

—𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐒—

AH. It was lookin a little long so here’s the link to the post :3c (will edit post later!!! when I come back from my exam!!!)

to those who got to the end, omg i’m sorry. i talk so much. but thank you for your support and just getting through this block of words hakdfhkasf

[leejungchans]

I posted 2,553 times in 2022

That's 1,077 more posts than 2021!

1,305 posts created (51%)

1,248 posts reblogged (49%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@shuatonin

@leejungchans

@joshuas

@husbandhannie

@woozi

I tagged 2,538 of my posts in 2022

Only 1% of my posts had no tags

#sol answers - 745 posts

#moots &lt;3 - 521 posts

#seventeen right here 💎 - 499 posts

#anon bby - 311 posts

#aria 🦌💕 - 260 posts

#lee chan bonk 🔨 - 246 posts

#sol rbs - 151 posts

#sol.txt - 151 posts

#stfu.sol - 145 posts

#boyfie 🦦 - 136 posts

Longest Tag: 123 characters

#😞😞💗💗😞🧍🏻‍♀️🙄😉🥰🥰🔨😉🔨🔨💌💗💌💗🍒🍒😭😋😋💭🥝📲💔💗💗🥰😉😉💗😉💗🥰😍💗💕😁💗😁😞😁🌿🌿🛋😃💗🍒💗🥰💗😊🙄😊😍🍒💗

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

scored! : l.c

word count | 12.4k (SORRY idk why i do this to myself either)

pairing | lee chan (svt) x female reader

warning(s) / includes | swearing, mentions of drinking and alcohol, food mentions (lmk if i missed anything!!)

genre | fluff, humour, university au, enemies-to-lovers au

notes | uh i don’t really know how game season works bc it’s not really a thing in unis here (?) so ;-; please forgive me for any (inevitable) inaccuracies hghhghe also this is my first time making a moving banner so shhh just ignore how bad it is gwhsha

summary: lee chan should really stop winning so many games for your university, because as the resident writer for the sports column of the student newsletter, you’re starting to get really sick of having to cross paths with him all the time.

a/n: happy birthday to my boyfriend (/j) chan who’s also a loser (affectionate ig) bc he never pays rent for living in my head 🙄💗 also just thought everyone should see this clip that kinda inspired this whole fic okay bye—

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1,203 notes - Posted February 12, 2022

#4

trial and error : k.mg

word count | 2.9k

pairing | kim mingyu (svt) x female reader

warning(s) / includes | food mentions (lmk if i missed anything!!)

genre | fluff, humour (a lil), barista au

summary: three times mingyu tries to ask you out and fails and the one time he actually succeeds… though not without some help.

a/n: can’t have a valentine’s day/season without a present to my very seggsy wifey @seungcy 💗 heyyy babe happy very belated valentine’s day 😻 i hope you like this very little something i wrote about the man you always cheat on me with /j luv u hottie muah muah :hehecat:

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1,430 notes - Posted February 23, 2022

#3

seventeen as streamer boyfriends

༉‧₊˚✧ for my 1k event !

requested by anon : is streamer au on the table for the 1k event :0 if it is then can i request hcs of svt as ur streamer bf :3 if not then u can just ignore this / change it up , no worries !! thenkuu n congrats on the 1k :D

a/n: thank you so much for the well wishes and for requesting 💗 i hope you like this and i had a lot of fun writing this!!

word count | 1.6k

pairing | seventeen x gn!reader

genre | fluff, streamer au

note | i’m not a gamer by any means so there’s a lot of gaming terminology/games that idk, so most of the games mentioned here i looked up online 💔 also tyty to my lovely nny @joshuas @seungcy for helping me w some of these &lt;3

warning(s) / includes | mild swearing, food mentions

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1,586 notes - Posted August 27, 2022

#2

seventeen as new parents

༉‧₊˚✧ for my 1k event !

requested by @joshuas : i would also like to request hehe for a small parent au headcanon (maybe like when they first become parents </3) with svt </3

a/n: hihi shuawife <333 thank you for the req and i hope you’ll like this hehe 💓 requests open until june 1, see this post for more details/guidelines if interested <3

word count | 2k

pairing | seventeen x afab!reader

genre | fluff, parents au

warning(s) / includes | food mentions (please lmk if i missed anything!)

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1,805 notes - Posted May 25, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

seventeen’s reaction to the camera panning to them when their idol!s/o is on stage

༉‧₊˚✧ for my 1k event !

requested by anon : may i req svt reactions w/ idol s/o? you can decide on the scenario but cld i also add a detail that their relationship is public? thank you and congratulations once again!!!

a/n: hehe ty to the other anon who gave me the idea for the scenario <33 our braincells really clicked 🤝 i hope you both like this!!

word count | 1k

pairing | seventeen x gn!reader

genre | fluff, idol au

warning(s) / includes | none (please lmk if i missed anything!)

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2,749 notes - Posted July 2, 2022

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[kittenninja14]

OH MY GOSHHH KNOXXX XDDDDD

DUDE UR FULL OF HILARIOUS IDEAS!! AND I LOVE THEM ALL LOLL!! XDD

https://kittenninja14.tumblr.com/post/731916269075480576/hey-yall-i-just-found-this-incredible-video-and

Right so you know the drill I have a headache which means I will be deliriously random nonsense I think Pigsy wears reading glasses and I think Monkey King needs reading glasses but instead he uses his eyes of truth or whatever to see because he'll be darned if he ever admits he needs glasses

[ghostwinchesters]

❤︎ blog rates ❤︎

i’m bored, wanna validate my friends and their blogs, and wouldn’t mind maybe finding a couple new ppl to follow as a bonus ✌🏼

mbf this dumb bitch

reblog this post m8 likes count as bookmarks

hmu with an ask telling me ur favorite thing about sam or little headcanons idec

u can lmk if u want me to do a sideblog

format under the cut yo

ur url: sure | noice | fucking sweet | d a m n | hellll yeah man ur icon: sure | noice | fucking sweet | d a m n | hellll yeah man theme: sure | noice | fucking sweet | d a m n | hellll yeah man mobile theme: sure | noice | fucking sweet | d a m n | hellll yeah man tagging system: sure | noice | fucking sweet | d a m n | hellll yeah man posts: sure | noice| fucking sweet | d a m n | hellll yeah man overall: sure | noice | fucking sweet | d a m n | hellll yeah man following: nope sorry but ily | we’re mutuals now rip u | yee love u | i fuckin adore u + ur stuck with me bonus comment:

[coraltheme003]

LAWS.

temp dash only while i work on matchin themes 4 the crew he belongs 2!!!

mutuals only! this is a sideblog so if i’m followin u on captivusborn (preferably mutuals there) then we’re good 2 rp!

nsfw must be tagged. please & thank.

i don’t send in passwords (mostly bc i think they’re unnecessary bc other rp sites don’t ? have them that i’ve encountered. not gonna judge if u have 1 tho.)

i don’t participate in reblog karma, but i’ll try 2 rb from the source regardless.

i don’t care how long u take 2 reply sjdjdjdj it’s not a big deal 2 me.

u racist, sexist, a terf, abelist, etc.? pls get off this blog

won’t block personals unless porn/fetidh blog or if u rb headcanons / threads, etc. please be respectful of common boundaries.

mun isn’t muse. my muse’s views, mindset, etc. don’t reflect mine. please keep this in mind.

nsfw content is okay, though smut or other similar content is not. while my muse may be a legal adult in america post timeskip, his faceclaim is not, & thus i am uncomfortable with that. (though the same rule applies 2 all of my blogs, even if they’re older :p)

i will not rp slavery, rape, sexual assault, etc. don’t be disgusting.

triggers will be tagged #trigger /, & i have a list of them on captivusborn

please tag for me sexual assault, pedophilia, rape, & excessive gore.

i support callout culture in general, though it will not appear on this blog.

responses go in the queue for me. this is a personal preference due to my (many) rp blogs that i keep active.

novella is chill. so are other sideblogs, iconless threads, plotting, etc. 💜

pls! communication is important!!! if u have a need of some sort i can provide, a problem w our rp (whether dropping, restarting, w/e) just lmk!!!!! i’m here for u if u need me.

won’t follow/will unfollow for: genderbends, those who whitewash, muns who are racist, abelist, sexist, etc., ppl w consistently untagged nsfw, rp blogs of real people, & inactive blogs. i don’t trust like that

mains & exclusives. hell yeah! i technically already have mains in the form of alik’s crewmates, but as long as we’ve interacted ic & ooc at least twice, i’m down! B)

theft is a no no. just,,, don’t do it. if u want some of my icons, i’m fine w providing them w proper credit. just ask!!!

all art used in graphics will be on my credit page.

ENDING.

hey so it’s ur local mess, coral!! no particular pronouns, tho i favor he/him. pls don’t use my deadname, r***n, which i used to go on on here! asexual, gay, 20, pst timezone, bday is jan 28! my facebook, discord, twitter, twitch, etc id avaliable if we’re mutuals.

things i’m diagnosed 2 be aware of ? if u care: adhd, ptsd, bpd, dysthymia, generalized anxiety disorder. i’m also a csa survior.

i have multiple jobs, a nephew & mother to take care of,,, so pls don’t ?? b super demanding. i might take a bit & i suck ? at convos. i’ll reply double triple text & dissappear for hours or even days. it’s due 2 my weirdass schedule, not u.

if u have coding questions hmu! always willin 2 help a friend.

that’s it, scoob! u done it! 💜💖😊