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reverintherevery · 10 months ago
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Macaque taking care of a baby MK is consuming my entire brain. inspired by the fic "the butterfly effect" tho this scene doesn't really happen, but it projected it into my brain and i needed this done.
do we have a name for this duo?? is there a MK&MAC duo name? can I propose mac&cheese??
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natasharswifey · 3 months ago
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Yelena: [sends a voice message]
Natasha, in the middle of a mission: I can't listen now, is it important?
Yelena: No, it's fine don't even worry about it
Natasha checks the voice message anyway, slightly suspicious
Yelena, over voice message: NATASHA HELP- THERE'S A FIRE-
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fluffypotatey · 1 year ago
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I wanna add that sun isn't what Wukong's surname means so he has a moment of "... that's not what my name means." while Macaque is internally strangling younger him for taking the opportunity for a freaking pun.
YOU ARE SO RIGHT ANON 😂😂😂😂
Wukong, very confused still and probably a little concerned: Mac….you do know my surname doesn’t actually mean the sun….right?
Macaque, doing everything in his power not to run away from this conversation: obviously :)
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Wukong: *turns on light* Why are you making mac and cheese at three in the morning? Macaque: *freezes* No I'm not Wukong: The box is literally in your hand
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rlmartian · 1 year ago
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Not exactly what I imagined when he said he was crashing my dinner plans…
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my mac and cheese is now macaque and cheese.
part (2/12)
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
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fizzbombbb · 1 year ago
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what did he see ...
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r0zaria · 1 year ago
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my brilliant duo name for macaque + swk: mac n cheese
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angry-derp · 2 years ago
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Drew Mac from memory. I also have a personal headcanon that mac's ears are all different shapes. The quality on this is kinda egh, but I think it fits his character.
This was also my first time drawing Macaque
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an-eccentric-devil · 1 year ago
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So, I have perfected the absolute perfect homemade Mac n cheese. The perfect balance of effort to results. Everyone who has ever tried it has loved it. I am now sharing this incredible power with you gamers
Good Mac N Cheese
Total Cook Time: 40-60min
Hardware Needed
-Stove with 2 burners
-Large saucepan with lid
-Skillet
-Cheese Grater
-Small Casserole Dish
-Bowl
Ingredients
-1 box pasta
-1 jar alfredo sauce
-Panko bread crumbs
-all of the cheese in your fridge (very important)
-1 slice american cheese product
-kosher salt
-cornstarch
-salted butter
-sodium citrate (optional)
-beer (optional)
-spices: onion & garlic powder, black pepper, cayenne pepper, mustard powder, anything else you want
Directions
-Pinch of salt in the saucepan, add water (less than you think!), start boil on high heat.
-While you wait, put a pad of butter in the skillet over medium heat
-Once the butter stops foaming, add as many breadcrumbs as you want. Stir until no visible butter remains and crumbs move freely in pan. Spread evenly and toast, flipping (like a pancake, easier than it sounds) every little bit until most of the crumbs are kinda brown. empty into bowl.
-Once the water is boiling, turn heat to medium, add pasta, and cook for 2-4min less than the box instructions say.
-While you wait, put the cheese grater in the casserole dish and grate your cheese. Any kind at all is fine, the more flavorful the better. Don’t worry if it will melt well. Use a lot.
-Mix in a bit of cornstarch and sodium citrate into the cheese with your hands, until none of the cheese gratings are sticking to eachother.
-Tear up your Cheese Product Slice into the mixture and mix it in with your hands. Again, looking to make it so nothing sticks together.
-If there’s any time left before the pasta is ready, do some dishes
-Once the pasta is done, turn off the heat and put the lid over the saucepan and use it to keep the pasta in while you drain like 80-90% of the water into a sink.
-Return the pasta to the powered-off stove and add a knob of COLD butter. Stir vigorously until the butter is emulsified with the remaining pasta water, or until the butter is no longer visible.
-Turn the heat back on low and add alfredo sauce. If you have beer, pour a bit (not too much!) into the sauce jar, recap, shake, and pour out again. Stir all of it in with the pasta.
-Add the contents of the casserole dish and stir everything together. Add spices too.
-Cover and let sit for 2min at a time, stirring until the consistency is right. Feel free to add more cornstarch and/or sodium citrate if its not thickening fast enough for you. Also add salt to taste.
-Pour into casserole dish once done. Add cayenne pepper on top, then the breadcrumbs. I know your gay ass wants to eat it right now but first you need to let it cool off a little. Use the time to wash all your dishes before the sauce gets crusted on.
-Enjoy.
-You will have made too much mac n cheese. This is normal. To reheat, place the casserole dish in the michaelwave in 1-minute cycles, stirring between each, until the desired temperature is achieved.
Tips & Tricks
-You cannot use too much cheese. I promise.
-If the sauce isnt thickening fast enough, it’s important to get it there fairly quickly, or your pasta will overcook and turn mushy (bad). Even a bad version of Good Mac N Cheese will still impress your friends though.
-Too much beer will cause the sauce to be too thin.
-Cheddar and Parmesan are both recommended. PRE-SHREDDED IS NOT ACCEPTABLE
-I MEAN IT, DO NOT USE PRE-SHREDDED CHEESE
-There’s probably a better way to optimize this recipe’s timing. Fuck around and see if you can shave it down to 30min.
-It’s possible “box of pasta” will be too much for one can of sauce, or vice versa. Adjust accordingly, but remember: better oversauced than undersauced.
-Wash your dishes while you have downtime cooking. I know I said it all over the recipe but i mean it. This stuff does not like to come off once it cools, even if you soak it.
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imjustheretofangirl003 · 4 months ago
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Word of the day:
Coagulated
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hewwointernet · 9 months ago
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does the gluten free annies white chedder shells taste like nothing to anyone else
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heartsforvin · 4 months ago
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LOVE AFTER LOSS
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vinnie fluff !!! hope you guys like it !!!
this might be a bit long so buckle up !!
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pairing: single dad!vinnie hacker x fem!reader
warnings: lil bit of angst, purely fluff though, cussing, mentions of anxiety & depression, mentions of abandonment, use of y/n, lmk if i missed anything !!!
summary: life after his son’s mother left them has been difficult, but what happens when vinnie stumbles upon you?
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vinnie had met his son’s mother two years before his son was born. they were the happiest they could be, having spent two years loving each other.
when his son wesley was born, they were both over the moon excited to become parents, even if they were younger than the average parents.
about two months into wesley’s life, his mother had struggled heavily with depression and the anxieties of being a new mother.
she couldn’t handle the pressure of motherhood, on top of the depression and anxiety, so she had written vinnie a note and decided to take off.
when vinnie read the note he was crushed, he couldn’t believe she could do this to not only him, but their son as well.
it’s been two years since then, wesley had just turned two and vinnie could not be more proud of his son.
single parenting had its ups and downs for sure, but the two were doing good for the most part, as long as they had each other vinnie knew they’d both be okay.
wesley had been talking a lot more, still not fully grasping full on sentences, but he was definitely getting there sooner rather than later.
watching his son grow and talk made vinnie more than happy. he couldn’t believe this was his life, despite everything that happened.
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vinnie was currently making lunch for his son, while wesley sat in his high chair and colored on a coloring book while he waited.
light music played as vinnie finished up making mac and cheese for his son. he got out strawberries and cut them in smaller pieces for the boy to eat.
“dada, look!” wesley exclaimed as he held up the book, smiling widely at his dad.
vinnie turned around to face his son, looking the book he was holding. “that’s great buddy! gonna have to frame it.” he told his son with a smile.
wesley’s grin didn’t falter until he watched his dad turn around again and finish plating the food.
“alright bub, mac and cheese and strawberries, just like you asked.” vinnie announced as he walked over to the high chair.
he moved the coloring book and crayons out of the way making wesley whine. “no whining wes,” he said, placing the plate on the table.
“remember what i told you if you’re good and eat all your lunch?” vinnie asked, making wesley nod as he shoved a spoonful of mac and cheese in his mouth.
vinnie smiled and grabbed a napkin to wipe his sons face. “we’ll go out for ice cream after, alright?”
wesley’s smile widened as he dropped his spoon. “okay, dada!”
vinnie laughed as he watched his son quickly scoop up mac and cheese and shove it in his mouth along with strawberries. he grabbed the spoon from his grasp.
“slow down, buddy,” vinnie chuckled as he slowly helped his son finish his food. “you don’t have to finish it all, just majority, okay?”
wesley nodded his head, cooperating as his dad helped him finish up his lunch. about five minutes later, he had told vinnie he was finished.
vinnie smiled as he grabbed the plate and stood up to wipe the rest in the garbage. “good job, bubba.” vinnie smiled at his son.
he put the plate in the sink and helped his son out of the high chair. “let’s clean you up and you can go play, okay?”
wesley nodded and walked with vinnie to the sink. vinnie lifted wesley up on the counter, grabbed a wet wash cloth and wiped the boys face clean.
“all good.” vinnie said as he helped wesley down, watching him run into the living room where all his toys were.
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a few hours later, just as vinnie promised, he took wesley out for ice cream. everything was packed up and ready to go.
the ice cream shop was only ten minutes from vinnie’s apartment, so it wasn’t too far of a drive.
once vinnie parked his car and shut off the ignition, he unbuckled wesley from his car set and closed the door once he was in his arms.
“what’cha gonna get, wes?” he asks his son as they walk to the ice cream shop.
wesley doesn’t reply, he looks up at the sky like he’s thinking, making vinnie laugh.
“what’s funny, dada?” wesley’s sweet voice is heard, making vinnie smile.
“you are buddy,” he says, tickling the boy’s tummy. “now, chocolate or strawberry?” vinnie asks as they enter the shop.
chocolate and strawberry are wesley’s favorite flavors. vinnie knows how indecisive his son can get when trying to pick between the two.
luckily, it don’t take the boy too long this time and he chose strawberry.
vinnie walks up to the counter and places the order for both of them. they wait a few minutes until they get their small bowls of the treat and go to sit down.
“how is it, bubba? everything you ever wanted?” vinnie asks after a few minutes.
wesley smiles, added with an ‘mhm!’ seeing as his mouth was full of ice cream.
vinnie grabbed a few napkins and wiped the boys face, ice cream getting all over his cheeks.
after ice cream, vinnie decided to take wesley to the park to burn off the remaining energy he may have.
“okay bud, i’ll be right here with water if you need it, go have fun.” vinnie smiled before his son ran off to the slide.
it was about an hour and a half before sunset, so there was enough time for wesley to burn some steam.
as vinnie kept an eye on his son playing with one other kid, he glanced over to his left and saw a girl sit next to him.
he gave her a polite smile before eyes locking on his son again.
“is he yours?” the girl asked, immediately feeling embarrassed for asking such a silly question.
vinnie turned to the girl and smiled. “yeah.” he replied.
the girl smiled and nodded. “thats my niece, she’s four.”
vinnie nodded. “my son, wesley. just turned two.” he announced.
the girl held out her hand for vinnie to shake. “i’m y/n, by the way.” she gave him a slight smile.
“vinnie.” he replied, shaking your hand.
the two of you talk, you learn he’s a single father trying to give his son the best life he could have.
you smiled at how he talked about his son, the way he loved his son was so sweet.
the sun was just about to fully set when vinnie called over wesley for the night.
“come on buddy, time to go home and get ready for bed.” vinnie called out, grabbing the water bottle and standing up.
wesley came up to his father with a pout, making vinnie give him a sad smile.
“hey it was nice to meet you, see you around, yeah?” vinnie said to you as he quickly scooped his son up in his arms.
you blushed with a nod, calling over your niece soon after and taking her home as well.
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about a month had gone by and you had a feeling you’d never actually see vinnie again, until one day that you do.
you’re both by yourselves this time, surprised to not see his son by his side since they seemed attached at the hip.
you’re at a local coffee shop in seattle, one you’ve been going to since highschool.
you notice the man standing by the counter as he waits for his drink, you order and head that way.
“hey, vinnie, right?” you ask as you approach the counter.
vinnie turns around with a smile and nods. “hey y/n, how’ve you been?”
you smile as your name leaves his mouth. when you two first met it was dark, you could merely see him in the dim lighting.
now that you get to see him in daylight, you saw how attractive he was. strong features, stubble growing in, beautiful brown eyes, and blonde curls that his son had obviously taken from his father.
vinnie, was doing the same with you. it had been so hard to get over wesley’s mother, it was like she was glued to him for months.
when he met you, however, it’s like his world stopped. you were the most beautiful girl he’s seen, and he needed you to know.
“you’re beautiful, you know?” he had no shame in saying it, there was no reason to when it was obvious.
blushing, you thanked him quietly before telling him how handsome he is.
the two of you got your drinks and decided to sit together. the two of you got to know each other more and even exchanged numbers.
“you been in seattle awhile?” you asked vinnie, seeing as it was kind of an important question to ask.
vinnie took a sip of his drink quickly before responding. he cleared his throat. if he was going to tell you the answer, mind as well say it truthfully.
“i was born and raised here but moved to california when i was eighteen,” he informed, you nodded. “i met wes’ mother then, things happened and wes was born. then shit happened with her so i decided to move back before wesley was one.” he explained.
you gave him a sympathetic look with a weak smile at the mention of things going south with the little boy’s mom. vinnie however, just shrugged it off.
“how about you, though?” he asked, and you sat up a bit straighter and gave him a smile.
“i grew up here too,” you replied. “never really left other than traveling, really.”
vinnie smiled and his mind immediately started racing with questions. how had they never crossed paths until recently?
they had to have at some point. unless they lived on opposite ends of the city.
you notice his confusion in the facial expressions he’s making and you giggle. little do you know, that just made vinnies heart jump.
it’s been so long since he’s felt this way, especially this early into meeting someone.
“you’re wondering how we haven’t met until now.” he goes wide eyed at your statement, wondering how you read through his mind.
vinnie stifles a laugh, smile added to it. “gorgeous and a mind reader, you’re two for two so far.”
you smile and blush at his statement, vinnie chuckling softly at your reaction.
another hour goes by and vinnie’s phone goes off. you glance down and quickly notice the text.
“oh shit it’s my mom, hold on.” he tells you apologetically.
you nod with a small smile as you wait for him to respond to his mom.
after a second he sets his phone down, smiling at you as he takes a sip of his drink.
“i’m sorry to cut this short, much rather spend a whole day than an hour with you,” he chuckles. “but wes comes first, and if we’re gonna continue to see each other, even if this is our second time meeting, i need you to know that.”
you take his words seriously, understanding completely that him being a father to his son comes before any woman he may want to see.
you nod. “of course, i understand.” you say as you stand up, he follows.
“you have my number, gimme a call when you can. might not be the most romantic, but bring wesley too if you want, maybe ill have my niece over.” you say with a smile.
vinnie smiles and goes in for a hug. you hug him back and pull away, grabbing your purse from the seat.
“i’ll call you.” he says with a smile before saying goodbye.
months go by and you and vinnie continue to see each other the best you can considering his schedule. he even properly introduced wesley to you, the boy being hesitant at first, but warming up to you quickly.
vinnie had told you he wants to take things slow, you were completely on board with that and honestly wanted it too.
you’ve been to his place a lot more in the past few months, even spending nights there sometimes. vinnie still hasn’t asked you to be his girlfriend, but it doesn’t bother you.
you know what he went through with wesley’s mother, the hurt it put him through, you don’t want to rush him into something.
the two of you are sitting on his couch watching a movie as wesley’s playing with his toys on the coffee table in front of you.
his arm is around your waist, he kisses your head before pulling you into him. you lay your head on his shoulder as you watch the boy in front of you play with his toy’s, along with the movie.
you feel vinnie lean in so you feel his breath on your ear. “you’ll be my girl one day, just gimme time.” he whispers.
you smile, tears threaten to spill from your eyes at the confession. you feel vinnie kiss your cheek as you continue to watch the movie.
vinnie never thought he’d be here two years later, but here he is, and he couldn’t be happier.
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GIRLLLLLLL I LOVED THIS and i hope you all did too !! this is for the nonnie who asked for more vinnie fluff
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angstandhappiness · 1 year ago
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CUTE
And What If I Think Of You As Family Now?
SPOILERS FOR LEGO MONKIE KID SEASON 4.
In which MK is very lost while contemplating his new form and Macaque tries his best to actually comfort him for once.
This is just a little fic I wrote because I REALLY wanted to explore Monkey MK and what the revelations may mean for MK and Macaque moving forward. I like the idea Mac becomes a very reluctant uncle/big brother figure to MK on accident.
AO3 LINK!
MK poked at his face.
Poked again.
The soft pinkish orange mask that framed his eyes did not come off on his fingers.
He reached his hands over to the side. Pulled on the side burns that now framed his face.
Yeah. Yeah, they were still there.
He pulled the sleeve of his jacket up, looking at the fur that he saw glitch onto his arm multiple times.
It was still there.
"I… think it may be permanent, kiddo," Macaque said behind him. "... color's good on you?"
"What?" MK looked back, staring at the immortal standing behind him in the doorway to the bathroom in confusion.
"Your, uh, your face mark," Macaque continued. It was so obvious to MK that he was feeling as uncertain and awkward as the Monkie Kid was. A far cry from the usual snarky and assured dramatic and theatrical man that MK was used to. "Looks. Good, with your... fur and all that."
MK nodded slowly, turning back to the bathroom mirror to stare at himself again.
He almost couldn't believe he was looking at himself. But it was him. His face was staring back at him. It just.. had a few extra features.
A few... monkey demon features.
This was the first time he had been able to actually get a good look at himself since the... what was it that happened in the scroll? Glitching? Glamour glitching, that's what he thought Macaque called it. He had a glamour on.
He'd... always had a glamour on and he never knew it. Pigsy never knew it. Macaque never knew it. Sun Wukong...
No one knew. No one knew until the ink demon curse had done something to make it crack. Macaque called it an embedded mental glamour, something someone else had to have put on MK since he was born given the strength. Someone had done that to him without him knowing for his entire life.
Someone who no one knew.
Correction. Given his encounter with a certain ancient teacher, MK was pretty damn sure there was ONE person who at least had a guess. But would he actually be forthcoming with the information? Probably not.
The only thing anyone seemed to be forthcoming with lately were their own opinions.
He tried not to think about the fight they were all in only a few hours ago. How Yellowtusk and Peng had come to capture them on orders of the Azure Emperor. Of course Azure Lion would have started to call himself that, when MK looked back on the situation he could see how self-important the man who may have once been his Sworn Uncle thought of himself. That was probably why he sent his Sworn Brothers down to capture them instead of capturing the group himself.
More important things for the new emperor to handle.
He tried not to think about how Yellowtusk made him question who he was and where he came from, tried no to think about how the elephant had questioned where his fur and tail had gone since their last encounter. Yellowtusk, however, hadn't been the problem. He was more muscle then banter, only hitting where it hurt at just the right moment when pointing out how MK's "true form" could have been an asset logically in battle and questioning why he would refuse to use it.
It was Peng that caused his current predicament.
"I know why you're not using it," he had said with the sneer he wore when he has hurt his friends in their first meeting. "You don't want us to think of, what? Your mentor?  Brother? Your father?"
MK has screamed that Sun Wukong was not, in fact, his father.
And then.
"Does it really matter? It doesn't change the fact we know what you are. Just like him? You're a MONSTER."
MK didn't know exactly what happened after that. Just that... he changed. The same glitching happened and he felt something shatter and then he just.
Couldn't change back.
At least Yellowtusk and Peng had retreated, so afraid of the burst of power that the shattering of his glamour had let out. MK couldn't help it, it had burst out of him unbidden and sent everyone flying away.
He still felt bad for Nezha, who was standing closest to him outside Peng. But, unlike the bird, he had someone to catch him as he went flying back (MK felt he needed to thank Sandy for being a literal wall of a man). Peng had to be picked up Yellowtusk as he ran, nearly knocked unconscious by being sent into a nearby wall.
The worst part about all of this was that the thing they were trying to get, the artifact they were sure might be the thing to fix the slab... hadn't even worked in the end.
A waste of time that only earned MK more questions and a form he did not feel comfortable in.
He traced the marking around his eyes, noting that the color was… very similar to Sun Wukong’s own…
... Master Subohdi had said he was born of Sun Wukong's rock, but not in the same way... could Peng have been right about them being related in some way?
"Macaque?" MK asked softly. "Is this… who I am? Is this who I really am? Was the other me just… fake?"
"Kiddo, you…" Macaque said with a sigh. "I wasn't ready for an existential crisis, mother of f-"
"Was Peng right?" MK continued. "Am I a monster?"
"NO," Macaque countered instantly. "Bird brain can stuff it, he has no idea what he's talking about. You're MK. Always have been, always will be."
"I only have that nickname because Tang thought it was cute when I would get excited about the Monkey King," MK said with a half-hearted laugh. "That isn't even the name Pigsy gave me."
"Doesn't have to be your given name," Macaque said with a shrug. "You chose it out of all the ones given to you, that means you are MK. Simple as that."
"I guess," MK muttered. He reached up, scratching at his side burns.
They felt so odd against his cheeks. He'd never liked having longer hair for some reason, the feeling of it on his neck and face uncomfortable for him. That was why he kept his hair shorter, pulled up with his headband and the hair gel Tang had introduced him to.
He winched as some kind of chirp came out of his mouth in response to his scratching.
It was only a few months ago that MK had been trying to mimic the chirping of the monkeys on Mount Huaguo. He would have been ecstatic if that sound came out of his mouth then. If he had discovered this form at another moment, long before this.
MK didn't realize he started crying until he looked back up and saw a few tears rolling down his face.
"I… come here, sit on the floor," Macaque said softly, suddenly. He waved his hand, gesturing for the other to follow him.
MK looked at him wearily, unsure of how willing he was to move from his spot in front of the mirror. But eventually he gave in, turning away and leaving the bathroom.
The other sat on the couch, tail thumping on the couch beside him as he gestured to the floor in front of him.
"Back to me, sit however you like."
"Uh... o-ok..." MK said softly in confusion.
He sat down as instructed, his legs crossed comfortably. His tail didn't seem to know exactly where to go, and he didn't blame it, swishing and thumping against the floor in agitation.
"If you get uncomfortable you need to let me know," Macaque said.
MK didn't get the chance to ask him what he meant before the older monkey demon's hands were on his head.
No.
In his hair.
It only took a few seconds for MK to realize what the other was attempting to do, the motions and the way he carefully picked and parted his hair all too familiar. It was something that Sun Wukong had done to him multiple times when he and MK had thought he was just a normal human.
MK's tail slowed down in it's thumping, instead slowing down to swish at his side calmly. He thought he might want to do something about that in the future, the idea of his tail giving so much of his inner emotions away in battle making him concerned. Besides, he would need to learn how to use it properly to grab things and the like anyway.
They sat there for a while, Macaque grooming through his hair and picking out all the dirt and knots leftover from their battle earlier in the day while MK just. Let him. It was odd to remember that Macaque had once been one of his first major enemies. He manipulated MK to steal his powers (though, as explained in a long conversation later, that was not his original plan). He tormented his friends in the shadow play (though he refused to explain why he really let them all go in the end). He'd worked with the Lady Bone Demon (the fact he actually had no choice and was desperately trying to escape her hold on him was picked up by everyone once they thought about the ritual and his actions during it, though Mei's continued distrust of him after that was still validated by everyone whenever she questioned why he was helping them now... even by Macaque, actually).
But now they sat there in Sun Wukong's living room. Where Macaque had just recently had him play a game in his own weird attempt to give him a life lesson. One on the couch and one on the floor.
One would think they had been friends much longer with his comfortable MK was becoming as the hands worked through his hair and removed his headband. He didn't bother to stop the other, not when he felt how carefully he removed it and watched how he carefully folded it on the couch next to him.
"I'm sorry you couldn't have your first proper social grooming session with…" Macaque trailed off, hands stuttering in their movement for just a moment before picking up where they left off.
"It's ok," MK said with a chuckle. "Monkey King did this so much before we found out about all… this that it probably wouldn't feel any different."
"And this does?" Macaque asked tentatively.
"Yeah," MK said with a slight nod. "Like… like I have 2 different brothers doing i-OW! Macaque, what the hell!?"
"Sorry!" The word was said too fast, too loud, foreign in the darker haired monkey's voice. "... I just… didn't expect… I have no idea why you've been so chill with me out of everyone, MK, then you pull out the family comparing card? Brother, really?"
"Would uncle be better?" MK offered smoothly. "Weird estranged uncle that shows up at family reunions."
"THAT'S NOT THE- the point, kiddo…" Macaque trailed off, sighing as he went back to his work.
MK smiled at the lone monkey that always hung around him or Macaque always climbed into his lap, curling up and going to sleep. MK felt his hands itch to groom through his fur, instincts catching up to him. But he didn't want to disturb the little one or do something wrong in accident...
He saw Macaque's tail come around to tap him on the shoulder.
"We'll get him back," Macaque said firmly.
"How do you know?" MK asked.
"He's Sun Wukong," Macaque chuckled, gesturing to the cottage they resided in. "He's gotten himself out of worse than this, that means we can get him back. Besides, would Peng and Yellowtusk have been sent after us if we DIDN'T possibly get close to something Azure thought would work?"
"Maybe," MK admitted with a nod. He looked down, realizing his fingers had started running through the fur on Macaque’s tail as he looked for knots or bugs without even thinking about it. "...thanks for trying to make me feel better."
"Don't think too much about it," Macaque said as he finished his grooming through his hair. "Jeez, MK, how much product do you use in your hair? My hands feel gross."
"I'm sorry for wanting to look COOL," MK countered with a haughty chuckle. "Besides, I picked it up from my... dad."
"Tang?" Macaque inquired.
"Yeah," MK confirmed with a hum. "Feels weird to call him dad and not Mr. Tang. Pigsy and I never really called each other father and son openly until now."
"Things change, kid," Macaque said with a chuckle as he stood up. He made a pointed effort to keep his hands airborne and far away from his clothes.
"Does this mean I should call you Uncle Mac?" MK asked as he stood as well, gently placing the sleeping monkey on the couch. "Or something else?"
"Absolutely neither," Macaque said, his tone light with a chuckle under it. "I'm just Macaque, your not so friendly neighborhood shadow demon. Now I'm gonna wash my hands and get something to eat, I'm starving. You want me to grab you anything before your friends get in here?"
"Pigsy's making us food, you know," MK said with a raise of his brow.
"... he's making you food," Macaque said with a confused tone.
"Us," MK corrected. "You're part of the group, you know."
"... oh," Macaque said in a tone MK didn't know how to place. He had a far off look on his face for a moment, not looking at MK despite looking in his direction, before his eyes widened in some form of surprise. "Uh. Still washing my hands, BYE."
Mk didn't even have the chance to yell out a "wait" before Macaque vanished into a nearby shadow.
"That guy knows how to make an exit," came not even 5 seconds later, Pigsy's voice shocking MK into a yelp.
"How long were you standing there!?" MK asked, hand on his chest. His heart was racing, the relaxing mood from earlier shattered in an instant.
"Since around 'Uncle Mac'," Pigsy answered with a smirk. "You'd probably have more luck callin' him Mac and Cheese with all the walls that guy has up. What were you two doin' in here anyway? You... you good, son?"
"Yeah," MK answered honestly. "Yeah, like I said, I just needed some time to think. Macaque helped me out with that, pulled me out of my head when I started overthinking all... all that stuff from earlier."
"With the bird brain?" Pigsy asked with a snort and a growl. He'd been angry since they came back, since MK changed even. He'd been high-strung and on edge, snipping at everyone that he needed time alone and that time was best spent cooking. Usually Pigsy let his answer out openly, but this quiet anger? This meant he was way more upset than he wanted anyone to know. "When we get our hands on that jerk I'm gonna turn him into fried chicken. Or at least make him think I'm gonna. Then we're gonna get some answers about all... this."
"Do you… would you be less upset if I was a pig demo-"
"NO," Pigsy said instantly. Firmly. "No, MK, that's not what I'm upset about. I'm... I'm sorry if me snapping about wantin' to be alone and all made you think that. I'm not upset you're a monkey or at you. I'm upset you had to find all this out like… like this. I'm upset because my son deserved better than this."
MK didn't realize he was crying again until his dad wiped the tears running down his face away. Until he pulled MK into a hug and tucked his face into his shoulder and let him cry more.
"You deserved to know all this sooner, kid," Pigsy said. "But it doesn't change anything."
"Except that I have fur," MK muttered into Pigsy’s shoulders. "And a tail."
"Not literally, ya doofus," Pigsy said with a chuckle.
The two stood there for a moment, just hugging each other as tightly as they could. It reminded MK of when he was smaller, when he was younger, of when Pigsy would comfort him after a mean kid bullied him for not being able to ride his skateboard as well as the other kids (and now that he thought about it, his balance was way better now that he had a tail... huh).
"Food's ready," Pigsy said after they finally pulled away from each other. "We kinda made up a table outside for everyone to eat together, I just need to grab some stuff from Monkey King's kitchen first. I'll meet you outside."
"OK, dad," MK said with a smile.
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Pigsy watched as MK rushed outside, ears perked as he listened carefully for the sound of the door to shut and rushing water to turn off.
"You too, 6 Eared Pain In My Ass," Pigsy said with his arms crossed and foot tapping. "MK wasn't lying when he said the food was for you too."
There was silence for a moment and the chef worried that, once again, the shadow monkey had decided to escape an awkward situation of having to interact with the man (who had thrown a spatula at him, to be fair). But he didn't have to wait long, noticing a shadow growing close to the window before Macaque popped himself back out to watch MK reunite with his friends outside.
"... he's a good kid," Macaque said softly. "Almost too good... almost."
"Means I did something right by him," Pigsy said softly. "I... wasn't the perfect dad, but I tried my best."
"Must have worked out somehow," Macaque mused. He was... oddly subdued compared to his normal bombastic nature. "... How... I know it's not the same but like..."
"You wanna know how to be a good guardian," Pigsy said. Not even asked, it was a statement.
"Hate to admit it, but... Kid's grown on me," Macaque said slowly. "He's one of the only people even to try to give me a chance, even if I was a jerk to him. Now I'm worried about him, and... with Wukong gone there isn't anyone to show him the ropes of being one of us."
"Then it sounds like you need to learn how to dad from a dad."
"I am NOT going to be his dad," Macaque snapped instantly. "I would rather he call me UNCLE any day."
"Then I get Uncle Mac and Cheese better get his ass out to the table and interact with everyone else."
It was so worth seeing the offended look at the immortal's face.
An hour after everyone else went to bed Pigsy found a visitor outside the room he and Tang were sharing, asking him how to cut fruit for his new family member.
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dukecollinsbf · 3 months ago
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gulp... darlin hcs... this is kinda long... i use he/they pronouns here. hes a cis dude in my eyes i just type they out of instinct.
hes called julius
mexican-asian! (their dad is mexican, their mom is cambodian. they were born in mexico but moved to washington when their dad got a better job opportunity.)
his dad has a teardrop tattoo and one of those "cut here" tattoos on his neck. he's also blind in one eye
their mom is beautiful but #evil. she always had her nails painted dark red
julius' favourite colour is dark red
he got 4 siblings!! hes the middle.
their older sister was the typical 2000s teen girl. ik yall are envisioning the hairstyle im talking about. she also brags about how she loved leopard print before it got popular.
also shes a kesha lover. now she listens to chappell roan. she IS casual.
as an adult, their younger brother works with animals! their older sister has an online job and their older brother is a mechanic. their younger sister is in college and julius hates her bf. the one sided beef is crazy. theyve never even met in person.
he did boxing as a teen and his little sister used to do dance
ik more of the fandom wants them to have happy childhood BUT NOT ME!!!!!!1
BOOM UR PARENTS SUCK!!
their dad sold their wii for drug money (am i projecting)
their mom is worst than their dad muahahahahah
they had a saint bernard called Pooch growing up and a yappy little chihuahua that his mom loved. that dog also refused to die. like im talking this dog got attacked by a bigger dog and had a tumor and got hit by a car and survived. by the time the dog died it had a leg missing and was blind. the vet bills were crazy
even tho their parents were shitty, they could never bring themselves to hate them even though they wanted to. when either of them would pass out on the couch, he'd cover them with a blanket and clean the living room and kitchen. when his mom would be upset, he'd sit and listen to her even tho she never did the same to him
he doesnt talk to his parents now and he makes jokes about what he went thru to cope, but he wonders if they're doing okay, if they got healed and became better people or if they passed away and they never knew.
the bond they had with their unempowered friend was the same bond asher, david and milo have. his friend was called trevor.
julius was trevors first kiss because trevor complained about feeling like a loser since everyone started dating around their teen years LMFAO
their first concert was a metallica one that they went to with quinn
they worked as a waiter for a while as a teenager and had a work bestie that was like 40
guyliner...........
I STOLE THIS HC FROM A FIC IVE READ IF YOU FIND IT PLZ LMK SO I CAN CREDIT!! but they worked in a fighting ring at one point
my own add on to the same hc: during this time, they had a shitty little apartment and the most decorated space was a dresser dedicated to their fish, soda pop. that fish was spoiled as fuck and he cried when soda pop died
he frequented a diner to the point the lady behind the counter knew his order beat for beat
when they were teenagers, asher took inspo from their style. they used to wear those little black wrist bands with the little spikes (do yall know what im talking about) and thats where ashers love for his spiked collar came from
they do not have a single pair of blank socks. they all have some sort of stupid design on them
also ofc, the rubber duck, courtesy of domini.
they hate haircuts
they HATE the grocery store. they get overstimulated and wanna die immediately.
best meal theyve ever made for themselves is mac and cheese. from those little boxes.
aggro bit them one time and theyre still upset over it
TATTED AS FAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and they have piercings GODDDD THEYRE SO FINE
they also have sharp canines (im bouta bust)
i know yall want asher to have heterochromia but i hc julius has it. HOWEVER! I hc asher has anisocoria (one pupil bigger than the other). they bond over having eye conditions
they also fell out of a tree in the middle of the woods one time and cracked their head open and broke their leg and had to limp home
the first ever scar he got was on his chin when he and his brother were pushing each other around (as brothers do) and julius fell and cut his chin open. its very faded now, but his brother brings it up somtimes
one time, out of boredome, he ran away from his brother at the store
his little sister would hide between clothes in the store and would need to be called for on the intercom
i have more. theyre my fav listener. all my hcs go to them.
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rlmartian · 1 year ago
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kids! Dinners ready! It’s your favorite! Maq and cheese!
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@ay-lien-jelly our two brain cells shook hands and made this.
Also part (1/12)
Part 1
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No more - JJK x Reader
Summary: Jungkook wakes up with a lil surprise and you help him.
Warnings: overstimulation, smut, fluff, whiny jk, teasing, oral (m receiving). Lmk if I missed something!!
A/N: I didn’t proofread this and I gave up on the word count but it’s not too long, just a one shot 🤗🫶
“Are the reports done, sir?” Jungkooks assistant held an open folder, scanning his desk for the papers she requested. He let out a huff, digging through a pile of documents and handing them off to her reluctantly. Jungkook stood and stretched, back and neck cracking after sitting at a desk all day. “Any fun plans tonight, sir?”
His assistant looked up at him, batting her eyelashes. She’d been trying this since the day he took over, the old boss was kicking the bucket and everyone in the office was excited at the idea of a new young boss. Most of them gave up the minute they realized he was engaged, obviously disappointed. Not her though, she kept trying. “Just spending the night with my fiancé,” he answered her dully. She huffed and stormed out of his office.
He shrugged, glad to finally be left alone. He gathered up his phone and his gym bag, which he sued during his break, and locked up his office. He made his way to the car, sighing as soon as he closed the door. Finally, another end to a horrible day.
Jungkooks minds were filled with thoughts of you as he drove home, his body was completely at ease by the time he pulled into the driveway. His lips were pulled into a smiled when you came out of the front door to greet him, “Kook!” You exclaimed, running into his arms.
He stumbled back at your force and lifted you off the ground, “Hi baby,” he cooed, nuzzling his face into your neck. You smelt like fruit and flowers, it was your favourite perfume and knew he liked it.
“You smell like leather and sad coffee,” you giggled when he put you down, frowning a bit because the scent was sure to be stuck in his suit.
“This new office job is horribly depressing,” he yawned, forgetting to let go of you and keeping his arms around your waist until you pushed him off of you.
“Oh you poor thing,” you pouted, cupping his face in one hand gently. He closed his eyes and leaned into your touch, he got this job for you, to help support the both of you.
You were just as hard working, doing double shifts at the diner whenever you could to save up for your wedding. “It’s worth it,” he reassured you. You nodded and pulled your hand back.
“Come on inside, kookie. I made mac and cheese,” you lead him inside and grab two bowls. After you were done eating, you cleaned up while he was in the shower, putting the time at 10:30.
You were already in bed by the time Jungkook was done in the shower, his eyes were barely open as he made his way back into your room. He observed you sitting in one of his shirts, nothing but a black thong covering your lower half.
Your hair was straight and fell as perfectly as ever, he didn’t know how you always made your hair look good without doing anything. Everytime he looked at you he remembered why he’d accepted the gruelling work hours, because he wanted to tie the knot with you. He needed to.
“Come to bed, baby.” You told him, he pulled the drawstring of his sweats tighter, flipping off the light switch and hopping into the bed. You laughed at the impact and had to scoot back onto the mattress, Jungkook was already under the covers and had his arms open. You snuggled into him, his big arms coming down are pins you and holding you against his chest. “Goodnight, Koo.”
“Goodnight y/n,” he nuzzled his face into your neck, taking a deep breath before finally closing his eyes. Your scent flooding through his veins, it was the only thing on his mind. All the time, it was only you.
Your eyes, your smile, your lips, your body, the way you treated him and put up with his clingy behaviour. You were his whole world, everything he cared about, his main priority.
You shifted against him, throwing your leg over his and squeezing his waist, pushing a little groan out of him. Finally, he drifted off to sleep with thoughts of you. He slumped down in his sleep, cheek pressed against your breast, using it as a pillow.
Something was hurting, he didn’t know what but he knew that it was keeping him up. He opened his eyes, squinting at the clock, it was only 3:20. As he became more aware, he realized that the pain was coming from between his legs.
Jungkook let out a frustrated sigh, his hand made its way down his bare chest to his crotch. He let out a groan as he rubbed himself through his pants, biting his lip and looking in your direction. To his horror, he noticed that you were awake. “Need some help, kookie?”
“Yes, yes please.” He was desperate, you shifted to he was propped up on the pillows and you were between his legs. You were so beautiful, smiling up at him coyly, it was his favourite sight.
You leaned down and placed small pecks on his cock through his pants, feeling it twitch against your lips. He let out a moan, rolling his hips up towards you.
You continued to move your lips along the outline of his cock through his sweatpants, your saliva dampening the fabric and making him easier to see.
“Oh Koo, you’re so worked up.” You chided, squeezing him through his pants. His hips twitched, eyes wet and desperate at the sight of you.
“Y/n, baby please,” he groaned. You rolled your eyes, giving in and hooking your fingers in his sweats. He lifted his hips and you pulled them down, discarding them over the side of the bed.
His thick cock sprang out of his pants and slapped his toned stomach, making him let out a low moan. You gripped the base of his cock, thumb reaching up to rub under the mushroom head. “Yea baby, get your mouth on there,” his hand snaked around your head and pulled your hair back in a ponytail.
You licked a stripe up the bottom of his cock, tongue stopping to run the tip of it along his slit. “Oh fuck,” he moaned.
You made sure to look into his eyes when you opened your mouth and sank down on him, you knew he was vocal in bed and it was one of your favourite details. His hand gripped your hair tighter, forcing you down without much thought.
Your hands rested on his thighs, you let him control your movements. He was so lost in you, when his eyes weren’t closed they were on you. “You’re gorgeous,” he murmured. “So pretty, so pretty with my cock in your mouth. You like that don’t you? Does it taste good, baby?” He coaxed, you pulled off his cock, crawling up to him and pushing your tongue in his mouth.
His tongue rolled around yours, tasting himself on your tongue. “Taste so good,” you giggled, biting your lip. You planted kisses along his neck, making sure to suck in his skin and leave marks.
“That’s it baby, let that bitch know who I belong to,” he growled. His voice had gotten deeper, both from the sleep and the pleasure you provided for him. You made your way back down to his cock, a bead of pre cum gathering at his tip.
You licked it off before sinking your mouth down all the way, going as long as you could before having to come up for air.
His hand forced your head back down, you let out a moan around his cock, you loved it when he was rough. He worked you lower every so often until finally, he pushed you down so your nose was against his pelvis. “Holy fuck, baby.” He moaned, breath shaky and tongue toying with his lip wring. “Choke on my cock, baby, fuck!”
Each moan he let out was closer together, you could tell he was close. Every so often his cock would twitch in your mouth, the pitch of his moans getting higher each time one was let out. “So close baby, so fucking close.” He whined, feeling you hollow your cheeks around him. “Yes, yes!” His whines were so high pitched, like music to your ears.
His hand tightened around your hair as he came, his whines long and repetitive. You felt his cum filling up your mouth, the hot liquid shooting down your throat. “Fuck, baby.. your mouth is so good,” he moaned, taking deep breaths.
Jungkook let go of your hair, but you didn’t take your mouth away. He was confused as he felt you swallow, some of his release spilling out the sides of your mouth. “Y/n, what are you, oh-“ he moaned, unable to finish his sentence.
Slowly, he caught on to what you were trying. You were so skilled with your mouth and it was overstimulating him quickly. “So good, too god ughhh,” he whimpered. You pinned his hands at his side, his toes curling when you teased his head.
“Hmm,” you moaned around him. His hips bucked up into your mouth, hitting the back of your throat and triggering your gag reflex, which only made him more sensitive.
“I can’t, y/n please I can’t take it.” His moans turned to whimpers as you moved your head faster. You had to hold his hips down with your hands, but they still squirmed underneath you.
He was much stronger than you, there was no doubt that he could overpower you if he really wanted to. It could be because of the pleasure you caused him, or because he liked it. “Oh, oh fuck!”
His arms reached behind him and latched onto the headboard, his knees bent, and his thighs twitched on either side of your head.
You sank down all the way, his cock almost halfway down your throat. You looked up at his face, his fluffy brown hair was sweaty and stuck to his forehead, his eyes were either squinting down at you or completely pressed closed. His lips hung open slightly, sometimes his teeth would pull his bottom lips into his mouth, but now he was more focused on your movements.
“Baby please,” he begged, absolutely losing it when your hands came up to squeeze his balls. “You’re gonna make me cum, oh my god, so sensitive.”
This was exactly the reaction you wanted from him, your fiancé had been so uptight lately, so stressed. All you wanted to do was help him relax, help him feel good. Besides, it was empowering to see this big dominant man shiver under your touch.
Jungkook let out a lewd moan, his cock twitching furiously in your mouth. Without a word, he came in your mouth for the second time, his eyes wet and tears streaming down his cheeks. He was so beautiful, so ethereal.
You swallowed everything, coaxing him through his climax and took your mouth away from his cock with a pop. You crawled back up to him, taking him in your arms and letting him wrap his around your waist. “You’re so mean,” he breathed, looking at you with beautiful brown eyes that were illuminated by the moonlight.
“Sh, you know you liked it,” you tease. With a smirk, Jungkook mustered up any strength he had left and rolled over so he was laying on top of you, completely crushing you with his weight. “Jungkook!” You exclaimed, he moved off of you just a bit, majority of his body still on you.
“I did enjoy it, thanks honey.” He gave you a sweet kiss, the faint taste of him on your lips. You have him a small smile and nodded before finally going back to sleep.
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