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[IDs: a series of memes. 1. the fancy winnie the pooh meme. casual pooh is labeled “Earth potatoes” and fancy pooh is labeled “mark watney’s organic martian shit potatoes”
2. the first panel shows a person grinning as they reach for a yellow circle labeled “joking about mark watney getting some alien dick.” the second panel shows a large pink creature wrapping its arms around the person, who is now nervous. the pink creature is labeled “watney’s latest transmission saying something about martian vampires.”
3. the first panel shows a student labeled “watney” passing a note to the student in front of them labeled “nasa.” the second panel shows the student opening the note, angry to see that it says “look! boobs! (.Y.)”
4. the first panel shows squidward walking away with a folded chair, labeled “ares 5 press conferences.” the second panel shows squidward happily setting up the chair, labeled “‘i saw more of mars today. still red and stupid.’”
5. the “they’re the same picture meme.” the 2 options offered in the first panel are “the dude stuck on mars” and “a best friend,” captioned “corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture.” in the second panel, a woman labeled “literally everyone on earth right now” answers “they’re the same picture.”
6. a couple in wedding attire labeled “popular press conferences on ares 5” poses by a beach. behind them, a person labeled “mark” falls from the sky.
7. a roman gladiator labeled “‘booba booba’ (.Y.)” stands on a night stand and points long horn down to a boy laying in bed screaming in surprise, labeled “nasa.”
8. a large, muscular person with outstretched arms facing away from the camera is labeled “nasa asking for data on the crops.” a much smaller person wearing a skin tight pink body suit faces them and mimics their position, labeled “‘fuck you all i graduated from botany school.’”
9. a title reads “is the sun bothering you king” above text that says “the entire internet the second mark mentions the sun being annoying without an earth atmosphere” beside a photo of a person pointing a gun at the sun.
10. 8 hands interlocked in a circle, labeled existential gen z’s, tumblrinas, space nerds, potato stans, midwestern bitches, nasa, and alienfuckers. the center of the circle says “mark watney.”
11. a 1960s style painting. A mother and 2 children hide behind a partially open front door, smiling and holding knives. they are labeled “solar panels,” “rovers,” and “‘hi it’s me. do i get paid overtime for this?’” the father, labeled “nasa, after a very nice memorial service for the guy they left on mars” walks up the sidewalk unsuspectingly to the front door.
12. a person labeled “nasa” standing at a forked road. one side leads to a beautiful castle labeled “successfully colonizing mars and growing crops on the surface.” the other side leads to a haunted house labeled “mark watney, certified annoying bisexual, is the only one there.”
13. text reading “mark: go fuck yourself / nasa officials hearing this for the third time that day:” followed by the surprised pikachu meme.
14. the trade offer meme. one side says “i receive: human shit” and the other side says “you receive: not dead yet.” the person in the center is labeled “martian potatoes.” /end IDs]
Given how humanity reacts to life in general, can we picture the INSANELY good memes that would have been made in the Martian universe while they tried to rescue Watney?
#ok that took a hot second but i think it’s appropriately described#lmk if you think it needs edits!#described#described by me
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But you are, my love, the astronaut Flying in the face of science I will gladly stay an afterthought Just bring back some nice reminders Yes! You are, my love, the astronaut Crashing in the name of science Just my luck, they sent your upper half It's a very nice reminder
—Astronaut by Amanda Palmer
#*crying* and can you see the means without the ends#in the random frantic action that we take#the Wukong - MK - Macaque 3 way foil fucking kills me dude#whatever#why didn't he just stop. right here? he was already so much stronger than anyone ever needed to be#*ugly sobbing*#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk edit#lmk MK#lmk Macaque#lmk SWK#my edits#shadowpeach#yes the last one is about wukong's lack of freedom what of it#also I don't think I need to specify this but I hope no one thinks this is me shipping MK & Wukong lol#cause it's not#Really this is just part of my queer platonic shadowpeach agenda
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Welcome to Night Vale episode 250 "Father Kevin" transcript
Episode description: There is no Night Vale. There is Mother Lauren's Brood. We are loved.
I don’t make the rules. I just gleefully enforce them, even though I don’t have to.
Welcome to Night Vale.
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There is no Ralphs. There is Mother Lauren’s pantry. There is no hole out back of the Ralphs-- there is Mother Lauren’s soil embrace. There is no Night Vale. There is Mother Lauren’s brood.
We are loved. We are loved! We are--
[Radio interference. It fades in and out between incomprehensible moments of a man speaking, a woman speaking another language, and a band, before increasing in volume and suddenly cutting out.]
Sorry. It is difficult to break free of the malign influence of Mother Lauren.
We live in two realities. One in which all is well, and one in which we are teetering over an edge from which we cannot return. I speak from both realities. I speak from both sides of my mouth.
The conflict that roiled Night Vale continues, but in a strange, slow way. Mother Lauren stands on a podium in what once was Grove Park, her tendrils snaking through every part of the town, and through many of the people. The buildings expand, and contract, like lungs. The trees are melting. The people of Night Vale still bravely fight, but like people fighting in a painting; smudgey, and two-dimensional.
The Boy--who is the younger version of Kevin from Desert Bluffs--stands next to Mother Lauren, holding her hand. His face shows exertion, as if the greatest battle is inside his body. But he cannot move.
The last time Lauren came to Night Vale, she came as a representative of StrexCorp, here to conquer us in the name of capitalism. This time? Is different. This time she fights with stranger, stronger stuff. I don’t think she is turning us into another Desert Bluffs, I think, if anything, she is making all of us part of her body. She is transcending, and we are fodder for her change.
Mother Lauren speaks, and her voice rings out from every part of her body-- which is the entire city. “I am bored already of this,” she says. “It was too easy to defeat you. Your loss is not as delicious to me as I had hoped.”
But all is not yet lost-- there is a plan. Our future lies with Alejandra Nuñez, Ronnie Sharma, and Nanako Barnes of Mr. Prescott’s 5th Period AP English Class, otherwise known as “The Library Tweens”. These brave children have followed in Tamika Flynn’s footsteps, coming face-to-face with a librarian and emerging victorious. Now they must come face-to-face with something maybe… fifteen percent more horrifying than a librarian. A twisted, cosmic god.
The kids told me they could not give me the specifics of the plan, only that it involved using ropes and grappling hooks to cross the dangerous city streets through the air, guerrilla-style strikes on Mother Lauren’s weak points, capturing Kevin, and finally attacking Mother Lauren when she least suspects it-- at noon today. She’ll never see it coming.
As part of the plan, I have been asked to create a distraction so that Mother Lauren and Kevin won’t notice what they are doing until it is too late. They told me it is “vitally important” that no-one notice until the plan has been completed, and so I had been sworn to secrecy-- a secrecy I will break for no-one! Except of course, you, my listeners. I could never keep anything from you.
I thought a lot about what a good distraction would be, and here’s what I’ve come up with-- Hey! Look over there!
[Cecil runs away from the microphone, his footsteps going right-to-left-to-right, before they fade away. In the distance, after a brief pause, a window is smashed. Several sirens sound, seeming to be cars driving down the street as they fade in and out accompanied with scraping metal. Multiple dogs bark before they fade away as well. A car zooms down the street, seeming to possibly loop around the station before fading into silence. An air-raid siren fades in and out as wind blows, brief chanting is heard, what sounds like an old movie with incomprehensible dialogue plays. The siren stops as the chanting returns, an incomprehensible voice seeming to come from a radio plays, a rumbling is heard, and the Indiana Jones theme plays follows the rumbling right-to-left. Wind seems to blow again and fades out as Cecil’s footsteps return, the beginning few sounding like he just jumped through the window he may have broken. He continues walking over what sounds like metal, and then returns to the microphone, panting through his words.]
So…sorry… little out of breath. …We’ll see if that worked.
Oh no. Despite what some might say is the best distraction anyone has done in the history of getting people to look away from something important, it appears that Mother Lauren somehow got wind of the plan. She flinched, and the world flinched with her. She glared, and the world swooned. She no longer even has to fight; Night Vale is her thick, sludging heart, her pockmarked lungs-- she has made us part of her disease.
“I am the universe itself,” she howled, an air raid siren of a voice coming from all places at once. “To fight me is to fight the fabric of existence-- a laughable effort.”
The Library Tweens were seized by Mother Lauren’s drones--who once were our own citizens, but now are pink, spongy lumps with no eyes, constantly screaming; “Help me! I still feel all of it, there is some vital part of me that remains untainted, I still have a soul!” as they lumber comically towards the tweens. The tweens put up a valiant fight, but they were captured and thrown into the town prison-- which now is covered in a pale, flakey skin.
The Boy watched this all happen, holding onto Mother Lauren’s hands, enfolded in her multitude of oil-slick wings. Something came over him, and he turned, and struck out at Mother Lauren! With the effort of his entire soul, he resisted her influence, and he stuck a knife into her side! …Without bothering to look his way, she weaved her tendrils around him and he was absorbed into her being. The Boy now stands at her feet, the tendrils fused with his skin, and pulsing sickeningly. His eyes are blank whites. His hands flap about like they are playing an invisible piano.
Oh, Night Vale… This is the moment of greatest despair. We have not only been defeated, but… changed. We are no longer who we are.
And to make matters worse, here comes Kevin, unfolding himself from the crowd, strutting up to the podium of his victory.
He looks around at the city that he has finally driven under his thumb. After years of resisting him, we can resist no more. He sees the bowling alley, enrobed in veins and arteries and malignant tumors. He sees town hall turned into a tongue, covered in white fuzz.
He sees my own station, my beloved radio station, now entirely made of the same stuff as toenails. He sees all the evidence of his victory. And then he turns, and looks at The Boy. The Boy that he came back for. The Boy that is the younger version of himself, he looks at the helpless boy and he smiles.
Here, there is a… heavy stillness, but somewhere, thunder. Somewhere, snow. Somewhere, far away, weather.
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Weather: Cutting Teeth by Priscilla Snow.
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Well.
Okay.
I don’t know what to do here, honestly.
Usually when we go to the weather report, a great struggle, or, climactic event happens concurrently with it, and we come back to a problem solved. With my perspective now shifted to the past I can then fill you in on how we made it through yet another dangerous day in our fair town. Now some people mistake this for the weather actually fixing the problem but that’s… that’s not the case. The weather usually just happens at the same time as what fixes the problem, and then I, (utilizing my expert narrative skills), tell you how that happened.
This time however, everything is more or less how we left it. The Boy? Still captive. Mother Lauren? Still ascendant. And Kevin? Still smiling.
There will be no victorious shift in perspective. Only a terrifying march through the ceaseless present. And in that present moment, Kevin turns to The Boy. He kneels down, still smiling, and takes The Boy’s hand. Gently, he untangles Mother Lauren’s tendrils from The Boy’s skin. He guides The Boy down from the podium. Mother Lauren, her eyes to the cosmos, is seemingly impassive to the final meager death throes of our little town.
The Boy looks at Kevin. Kevin smiles at The Boy-- I do not like that smile, but then… I have never liked Kevin’s smile.
“The last time I was here,” Kevin says, “I said that this was a situation I would not be able to handle alone. And I was right! And I was wrong. Because I can handle it with just me, but, I cannot handle it with only one of me.”
“I’m sorry,” The Boy says, “but I don’t know who you are.”
It seems that his encounter with the body and mind of Mother Lauren has left him without his memories. He stares blankly at the world like it was a book in a language he took a few classes back in high school, like he should know it, but he doesn’t.
“That’s okay,” Kevin says, “because I remember enough for the both of us. I’ve never talked much about my father-- he was a jovial man, but a stern man. He was a fair man, but with priorities I did not always understand. I think he did the best job he could-- in fact, I know he did, because, in this moment, I understand him better than anyone has ever understood their own father.”
“Okay,” The Boy says. He clearly doesn’t know why this man is telling him this. He says, “I don’t have a father.” He doesn’t say this tragically, but like he was telling the time to someone who asked.
“Ah,” says Kevin, “but you do. My childhood was a strange riddle I never could quite solve, and here you are, a neat solution to the question of my life.”
Listeners, I am starting to understand what Kevin is getting at here-- and I’m not sure I like it, but it does have a certain… symmetry to it. Life is rarely fair, but it is often balanced.
“What are you saying?” The Boy says.
“Your name is Kevin, and I am your father, “ says Kevin, who is Kevin’s Father.
“I am? You are?” says The Boy who is Kevin.
“Yes,” says Kevin’s Father. “I will raise you well, or well enough, or, well, enough, you know? I will see you through.”
He looks up at Mother Lauren. She finally looks down, her tendrils weave through the earth and the bricks and the flesh of Night Vale, her sunny smile clouds over.
“I thought I was through with you,” she says.
“You were wrong,” says Kevin, and Kevin’s Father, simultaneously. Kevin’s Father stands tall, and Kevin stands as tall as he can, which is not nearly as tall as his father. Not yet.
“Dead wrong!” calls a voice from the crowd, and here steps forward Alejandra Nuñez, Ronnie Sharma, and Nanako Barnes of Mr. Prescott’s 5th Period AP English Class, otherwise known as “The Library Tweens”.
“I thought you were in jail,” I say from my radio booth, because this is all happening in the present moment so it just now occurred to me that I could be an active part of these events.
“We were,” says Ronnie, “but then, this nice old lady busted us out!”
“I am not old! I’m in my early twenties for God’s sake!” says Tamika Flynn.
“She did a real daring and action-packed jailbreak!” says Nanako. “I wouldn’t have known someone that ancient had it in her!”
“Ugh,” says Tamika. But she does look exhilarated about having once again taken part in an adventure. In one hand she holds a rope, and in her other hand she holds a copy of the novel “Autumn” by Ali Smith. It’s the British first-edition, the one that was printed on a working blowtorch.
“Point is!” says Alejandra to Mother Lauren, “You’ll have to stand against us!”
“And me,” says Tamika, shooting a menacing jet of fire from Ali Smith’s elliptical portrait of Brexit-era Britain.
“And me,” says Kevin’s Father.
Kevin, the young boy that he is, looks around, unsure. This is all a lot of new information all at once. But he makes his decision; “And me,” he says.
Mother Lauren laughs, and the mountains laughs with her, hollow booms in canyons and passes. She swats at Kevin-- but Kevin dodges. Mother Lauren’s face flickers with concern, she swats again-- nothing connects. The streets roil.
“I knew you before,” Kevin’s Father says, “I know that somewhere in there is human vulnerability!”
“Laughable!” screams Mother Lauren. She is not laughing.
Mother Lauren’s drones advance, but a few stop. And then, human faces start to come out of their pink, fleshy lumps.
“We could neither breathe, nor could we die!” the people inside the drones say. “We were… trapped! In the moment between breaths! It was torture without end!”
Other Night Vale citizens give them thumbs-up, indicating empathy.
“No! I am a god!” shouts Mother Lauren.
“Yes,” says Kevin’s Father, “and like any god, you are defined by the belief of your worshippers.”
Mother Lauren’s face screws up in fury. And then she scowls, up again at the cosmos. “Yeah! Okay! Screw it!” she says. “This universe was getting too small for me anyway.”
And with that, she floats into the sky. The stars open like a door for her. She steps through-- she glances back, for a moment, at the city below her. “One day, I will return,” she says. “Or I won’t. T B D.” And then the stars swing shut behind her. And she is gone.
Gradually, the city comes back to itself. The people shake off the influence of Mother Lauren. The buildings. and the earth, and the trees return to themselves. All is as it was. Minus those who are dead, or injured, or missing, which is… a good amount of people.
At the center of all this is a boy and his father. The boy is holding his father’s hand. The Boy is holding his own hand. Kevin is holding Kevin’s hand, and together, Kevin walks back to his home, to live, if not always happily, then at the very least, ever after.
After the Kevins pass through it, Carlos pulls the plug on the portal, deciding that science, while worth some cost, is not worth every cost. Science must be in the service of humanity, never the other way around. It is a tool, not a goal.
Oh-- he says that the portal made a real cool “zap” sound as it turned off.
The Library Tweens--as they wish to be called--have declared the creation of a new teen militia, to protect Night Vale from any further incursions from Desert Bluffs Too, and anyone else who might want to mess with them. Tamika Flynn, who knows a thing or two about leading a teen militia, offered to be a mentor, but The Library Tweens put out a statement saying; “Uh, that’s okay, no thanks, ma’am.”
What lies ahead for Night Vale?
I cannot say. Our future is an unwritten slate. Our past is a diary scribbled in handwriting none of us can read, and our present is the view through a dirty window-- specifically, for me, the dirty window in this studio, through which I can see Amber Akinyi teaching her son how to ride a bike. I can see Michelle Nguyen and Maureen Johnson taking their poodle-earwig mix (or, poowig) out for a walk. I can see-- ooo, I can see a mysterious van with the symbol of a labyrinth on it with a man who is not tall and a man who is not short inside, driving some unknown cargo out into the scrublands.
In short, I see the day-to-day of a town who has been through… a lot, but remained, through it all, very much itself.
I see Night Vale.
And I love it.
Goodnight, my favorite town! Goodnight.
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PROVERB: Hit me with your best shot! Ow! Okay, actually, that sucked! Uh, please hit me with one of your worse shots, instead, thank you. Ugh.
#welcome to night vale#wtnv#wtnv 250#welcome to night vale 250#wtnv father kevin#lmk if you think something needs to be changed/edited
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dragon seer; seared by sunlight
helaemond | e. 2.4k
"he slipped into her repeatedly, a quill into ink, writing his words upon her body passionately, his insignia dipped into hot wax, sealed completely inside her. seared into the very soul of her being."
#dragon dreamer who dominates her dragon a bit?#we needed it!#lmk what you think >.<#helaemond#house of the dragon#helaena targaryen#aemond targaryen#aemond x helaena#hotd fic#hotd aesthetic#my writing#my edits#my aesthetic
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hey @loupsbane :D!!
#monkie kid#my edit#wOOOSHSGXHHDC LORD I DIDNT THINK TUMBLR WAS GONNA LET ME UPLOAD THIS LMAO#I WAS ACTUALLY NEAR TEARS WHILE I WAS GATHERING CLIPS FOR THIS#LIKE DAMN IGNORING THE HORRORS OF S3 J JUST WANT THE FATHER DAGHTER CRUMBS#WE NEED MORE CLOUD NINE IN THE WORLD#ANYWAYS HAPPY BIRTDHWYB RHY IM THROWING ALL THE GOOD VIBES AT YOU#ILY SM!! BIG BROTHER!! YOURE SUCH A JOY#lmk
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Editing Reigen's socks to uphold the pink agenda
#These were the scenes that show his socks that I could think of off the top of my head#If you know another lmk when it is or send me a ss and I'll edit it!#The dark one is hard to tell but I promise they're pink now#Also yes the last one is my extended image edit lmaoo I just like it better#Shows off the tie-sock combo#Just need a talented artist to extend the images and fill in the blank spaces#reigen arataka#mp100#mob psycho 100#Can we start a pink sock Reigen tag. I'll throw a suggestion but I'm so bad with actual tags that aren't me talking for 5 hours#pink sock reigen#<- Like I said idk. Boring but works. If you reblog this provide a better one and I'll change it
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youtube
Lord please, when the song is over
save me please
#i hate doing subtitles#if you think i should stop doing them lmk#but anyway yeah i had to mix those 2#and someone still needs to do vashwood cure/ruler of my heart#anyway enjoy#trigun edit#trigun#trigun stampede#alien stage#Youtube
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I figured I should share the love in terms of how I edit screen shots! Tutorial under the cut! (I hope my handwriting is legible lol I don’t like typing on a tablet)
#lego monkie kid#screenshot edit#this can applicable to most 2d screenshots I think#myart#lmk if you can’t read anything I can make a transcript if need be
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Several sentences Sunday
@wikiangela tagged me (thank youuuu!) and I actually have some sentences for you - 17 minutes of them to be precise 😘 Ren kindly allowed me to record wedding bells (why yes, I love friends to fiancés stories, thank you for noticing 😘), so here it is (link goes to google drive, because the file is too big to embed)
wedding bells by renecdote [podfic]
Tagging @renecdote 💕, @shitouttabuck, @try-set-me-on-fire, @cal-daisies-and-briars, @callmenewbie, @captain-hen, @housewifebuck, @lover-of-mine, @thewolvesof1998, @jeeyuns, @mistmarauder, @letmetellyouaboutmyfeels, @mayonnaisetoffees, @athenagranted and anyone else who has anything they'd like to share
#My podfic#Adventures in podficcing#I'm going to listen to all the stories I've shared recently on tumblr and decide whether to put them on ao3 as they are#Or whether they need re-recording + editing#Lmk what you think!#Also! Y'all need to go to Brick's blog and listen to her reading her first podfic it's so heartbreakingly gooood!
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recently i've watched a few "hidden gem" that I want to bring attention to... with my personal ratings
Firebird (2021) - 6.5/10
Based off a true story, Firebird recounts the clandestine sexual affair between a soldier and fighter pilot on a Soviet Air Force Base during the Cold War.
The development was steady and all-around fine. But it was towards the middle/end, where the themes became more serious that I got hooked.
Hidden Kisses (2016) - 8.5/10
Nathan, a newcomer in highschool shares a hidden kiss with another boy at a party one night. However, the kiss is photographed and posted online, overturning their lives.
A simple concept, but so beautifully executed. It touched heavily on growth, acceptance, rejection, from peers, community, and especially family, which i am always fond of.
Mi Mejor Amigo (2018) - 9/10
Lorenzo lives a sheltered life in Argentine Patagonia with his parents and little brother. When a good family friend is going through difficult times, his son Caíto moves into Lorenzo's family home.
It was surprisingly heartfelt, and i grew very fond of their beautiful friendship.. and maybe... something more? their banter was so realistic as well which is what really cemented this for me.
Giant Little Ones (2019) - 8/10
Two popular teen boys, best friends since childhood, discover their lives, families, and girlfriends dramatically upended after an unexpected incident occurs on the night of a 17th birthday party
It started off average.. but at some point.. without even realizing it, i fell in love with the movie and characters. They really grow on you and by the end of it, despite the heartache, you are left with a contagious beaming smile
#firebird#hidden kisses#giant little ones#movies#lgbt#mi mejor amigo#especially especially giant little ones.. i just completed it and tash.. oh my god tash. i love her soooo much shes so precious to me i was#so taken aback by how much my perception of her changed within 3 minutes like what a testament!!#i say 'hidden gems' because their tags specifically giant little ones are BARREN on tumblr and im in pain#if theres one thing i want u to take away from this - watch hidden kisses and 'giant little ones'#firebird can be missed it was good but the OTHER TWO!!! highly rec#my personal opinion!!!#if you need content warnings lmk or check out imdb#p#EDIT added mi mejor amigo because how could i forget#i watched that i think last week or the week before and it was *chefs kiss*#and added my personal ratings
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is it not hypocritical to say we shouldn’t police people on what they enjoy for vore and then get upset about familial vore? /genq
i think i'm well within my right to criticize such a thing in fact, anon. i dont think i ever spoke of policing anyone who enjoyed it- i cant stop anyone from liking it but it makes me viscerally uncomfortable and i avoid interacting with it. i think you're misreading what i said, i didnt mean ALL TYPES OF VORE are cool and we should do what we want forever, because uh. we shouldn't. like the people who swallow live animals whole, or the people who sexualize and draw fetish work of real life people without their consent, and incestuous/underage vore content. please don't twist my words into implying i'm willing to excuse anything under the vore umbrella
you shouldnt police someone for liking digestion when you don't, no! but there's a line in the sand you have to draw where certain things become unacceptable and thats where that line is drawn. even in a safe, wholesome, nonsexual context...you have to acknowledge that power dynamic is very creepy and can make people VERY uncomfortable, esp when it has been used to groom people. its something i feel is better left alone- i can think of a dozen different ways to protect a baby than swallowing them whole. as always i just ask people to like. put it in perspective. think of how that comes off to others, think of why it's as controversial as it is, and think about why its commonly banned from a lot of vore spaces. it gets way too close to incestuous material for most people's comfort in a nonsexual setting and in a fetish setting thats downright unlawful.
#answered#anonymous#vore talk#as always. this also isnt an accusation.#some people fr dont realize its kinda problematic bc its normalized in their circles#but once you post something it public anyones up to interpreting it in any number of ways#someones gonna be yankin in stupid style to that. i honestly think its better to not add fuel to that fire at all my personal feelings asid#personal feelings enabled i think its creepy as hell bc vore is kinda too intimate? for that? it just presents a very off dynamic-#with an adult having full power over a child and a child being put in a position where they cant retaliate#too many bad actors with that kinda thing too. justanothergiant gentlechildprotector and so on#also im an adult and i have no business involving kids in this in general so ofc it bothers me whenever it involves a child#i love protective scenarios otherwise but between parent and child or brother and sister it adds a certain flavor i cant stomach at all.#...vore puns aside. i hope i come across well#thanks for being polite bc i have gotten some very hateful bad actors in my inbox. hope this explains it#aw hell does this need trigger tags. lmk if it does ill edit this#tw unhealthy dynamics
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ts crit & the battle of the allegations that all crit is bullying, written and narrated by: a person that is sometimes a little hater, but is now legitimately concerned.
(a post discussing the nature & sources of crit & fan concerns, not contributing to crit)
friendly reminder that, with all the stuff happening in the sanders sides fandom with updates and crit and everything, it is perfectly okay to post ts crit. no one is being a mean, big bad wolf for doing so. the two types of crit i’ve seen are actually very reasonable and important:
1.) crit of the lack of honesty regarding when the next ep will be coming out (though this has since been announced, at least within a bracket). not the time it’s taking--although there have been jokes--but the lack of honesty. crit of thomas’s defensive reaction to when fans asked for a tss update. crit of other weird & bad social media & business practices (i.e. the patreon from ex-patreons, more “adult” posts that are seen by the (assumed) pre-teens in his audience, etc.)
2.) crit of the creators thomas & team continue to endorse, such as jkr and butch hartman. a lack of addressing any of the controversy and continuing to put things like hp in his brand makes fans (like myself) uncomfortable. it’s perfectly reasonable to want a statement of some kind on it, especially considering his lgbtq+-friendly brand.
if you don’t want to see crit against a creator you really like, that’s fine. no one’s making you look at it. but to pretend that all crit is bullying is lumping legitimate fan concerns with essentially hate mail.
to say “thomas is an asshole and the show sucks” would be mean and uncalled for (and also untrue).
to say “thomas should be more clear on what age range of audience he wants, so that way kids aren’t seeing things they shouldn’t” or “thomas should address somewhere on his sorting video that he doesn’t support jkr’s views & maybe donate to a trans charity with some of the ad revenue” is legitimate criticism and not at all bullying. if you think that it is bullying, you probably need to get off the internet and form any kind of relationship and, i dunno, grow as a person.
#i'm not going to tag crit bc i'm explaining crit not contributing to it (like i usually do) but lmk if i need to#this felt like writing a college paper lmao why did i have to edit so much and it's still not concise#anyways if you try to disagree and say i'm being a bully you are literally proving my point right#thomas sanders#sanders sides#fandom discourse#ugh can't believe i tagged that#tw harry potter#okay i think that's it
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a game of approximation
luka dončić/miro heiskanen :: 2k :: part of There’s Only One You
It's a trick shot, really. An illusion to create space. That’s what falling in love with Miro feels like: a fadeaway, graceful exit, a swan dive backwards into nothing but a swoosh, the sound of Luka’s text sending and then him turning and running back the other way.
#uh. hi.#happy one week anniversary to this#i keep forgetting to post the fact that i like. actually posted a fic#do we need to talk about my ao3 posting history only being things for exchanges? no that’s what the title of my google doc is for#anyway have a fic about literally nothing y’all expected from me. i do Not know WHAT possessed me but this fic sure happened#& i have SO MANY THINGS TO SAY ABOUT IT because i’ve never once been chill ever#liv in the replies#my fic#i also don’t know why i’m scared to post this like??? y’all read the unhinged tags i put & this is that but like. actually a fic 😭#also i stole the format from la & meghan bc i can’t make edits like alexandra & leo & the only pictures i could put would be me going#‘you play basketball for 9 years & then suddenly when you go to write a fic you literally don’t know anything about basketball’#also i almost asked y’all to help me title this but i wanted it to be a surprise??? none of you are the anon i don’t know why i needed that?#if u think ‘the art of shooting in the dark’ or ‘feeling a thing through’ would be better lmk. i got an edit button#oh also something about ‘flick of the wrist’ but i couldn’t workshop it enough#aNYWAY. baby’s 1st real fic please be nice 💕
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I am taking down names when i see racist bullshit in bandom fyi. I hope you face consequences in your personal and professional lives, but given how unlikely that is because of structural racism i hope you step on an upside down charger plug. repeatedly
#lego stepping is not enough#btw @ my bipoc bandom fan mutuals and friends if you feel like this tone is unhelpful and think i should edit this post lmk#like i am a white jew i don’t want to be counterproductive in talking about how fucking heinous racism in bandom is#and ik white people being angry in specific ways (not like angry at injustice) isn’t helpful so yeah please lmk i can edit this if need be#bandom#important#text#i made a post friends
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" what do you want ? " (from Kaiba)
THE SOUNDS OF NIGHTMARES SENTENCE STARTERS .
:。・:*:・゚’★,。・:*:・゚’☆ || @shachou
❝What do you want?❞
The greeting was a lot more than he expected from the CEO given the way that they last parted. In fact --- and he was ashamed to admit this --- but there was some part of him that had betted on Kaiba simply turning him away at the door. He had prepared himself for it; prepared himself from the humiliation of being left outside the building for all to see. In all likelihood it was probably deserved, rooted from the things said out of passion that day. He wouldn't have blamed Kaiba at all if that was his fate after several weeks of radio silence yet that was not what happened.
Several cameras leered down at the Atem from outside Kaiba Corp and though the lenses were not human in any sense of the word, there was still some part of him that could almost feel Kaiba's judgmental gaze glaring daggers through the various lenses. It was in those moments that he held his breath, still hoping the doors wouldn't slide open for him. Because at least he could return home with his pride in tact sparing himself the humiliation of having to own up to a lot of things he felt rather embarrassed about.
Kaiba had seen right through the act although if Atem were in his right mind at the time, he may have fought harder to make Kaiba understand that he didn't ALWAYS see someone else when he looked upon him. Those chess lessons and coming to lunch at least once a week had more to do with wanting to have some sense of normal connection to an old friend than anything. Maybe they weren't dueling anymore ( and at this rate, they likely never would ), but chess was still a form of potential competitive gameplay that could feel normal between them in time. Once Atem got the hang of it of course. The other stuff… the visions… the longing for another... That stuff was rooted within his own dreams and the little, jarring mannerisms from Kaiba that activated the old memories --- nothing more.
And he had tried. The gods only knew how much Atem tried to rid himself of the images in the beginning. If he could only explain… except the time for explanations had passed. All that was left was for him to apologize with the hope that in time, Kaiba would forgive him. Because despite the man being someone else and NOT the one Atem obsessed over centuries ago, it still felt strange not having his rival in his life; a sort of emptiness that made being back in this timeline seemingly pointless.
Yet much to his majesty's dismay, the doors did in fact slide open, though not right away. There was enough time in between security's voice speaking to him and the guard awaiting Mr. Kaiba's response to give Atem all kinds of anxiety. Kaiba was a busy man and so he had no obligation whatsoever to cancel important phone conferences for someone who… well, Atem shuddered to recall their last fight. Even so, the doors slid open with the once king promptly stepping inside the building. Like usual, the people within were moving about like a well oiled machine. They paid his majesty no heed as he was led towards the double doors of an elevator. Kaiba's office was way up high though the ride wasn't long enough to give Atem second thoughts. Before he knew it, another set of doors were sliding open putting him face to face with a man whose expression behind the desk would have scared any lesser man back into the sanctuary of the elevator. Nevertheless… He sighed.
In truth, Atem could barely remember the words that befell his lips in the wake of his heartfelt apology. He wasn't in the business of rehearsing such things and anyway he doubted something quite rehearsed would have reached the CEO in the manner that he needed it to anyway. Considering Kaiba was a master at sniffing out bullshit, Atem felt it best to attempt his apology on a whim; with no certainty of the words to follow but with a sincerity that he hoped was evident. After all, he too could be rather stubborn and prideful. The fact that he was here apologizing after all this time should have been telling enough.
When it was over, a silence ensued between them that was stifling at best. Of course, Atem did not truly expect a response. He wasn't looking for Kaiba to say 'I forgive you' or anything of the sort. This whole… word vomit of an apology was done in the spirit of extending the olive branch; an attempt at owning his own bullshit and hoping the gesture would at least let Kaiba know he was willing to work at repairing their fractured friendship. It was the pharaoh's own fault things went sour and he knew deep down he likely deserved Kaiba's ire at the time.
Still, when the silence ensued far too long for the game king's choosing, he opted to turn for the elevators again. He had said his peace so all that was left was to show up for chess lessons next week. He'd know then if his apology was heard and accepted. Worst case scenario? He was left in the cold to stew over the awful that fractured their friendship in the first place.
The escape outside would not take long at all. During the earlier exchange, Atem had kept much space between himself and Kaiba's desk. That icy gaze was more than enough to paralyze even the most confident of guests so Atem needed the space --- needed the air to breath words without allowing that gaze to trip him up. And he had succeeded except as he made to exit the room, Kaiba finally broke the longstanding silence, but the words spoken baffled the king.
❝I remember... everything.❞
It's enough to make Atem turn away from the sliding doors, still keeping his distance yet watching his rival with a newfound officiousness. Just what exactly was Kaiba to remember? Their last row was quite recent. Time had passed sure enough but certainly not enough for either of them to forget it. It had gone about as bad as it could go and in Atem's eyes, that was what made it unforgettable. At least for Atem, the row bothered him enough to mope about it for several weeks so in his mind, Kaiba couldn't have been speaking about that disaster. He was speaking of something else, but what? Nothing was ringing any bells.
And so he found himself looking even more puzzled, lips slightly parted and poised to inquire of his meaning. 'I remember everything...' Such an odd thing to say after an apology yet he would not have said it for naught.
❝Kaiba, I... don't think I understand. What do you...?❞
His words were cut short by the CEO's sudden rise from behind the desk. His expression remained as stoic as ever giving Atem little clue as to how he might be feeling inside. The room felt tense --- suffocating even --- but it had felt this way from the moment Atem entered through those doors. His anxiety was at an all time high made only worse by his rival standing over him with a demeanor that was signaling all sorts of red flags.
❝Your hand.❞
Atem looked up at him, confusion still etched upon features, but wordlessly did as he was bid all the same. He extended his hand and waited as Kaiba fished something out of his pocket. Kaiba placed the object in hand with Atem looking down at it curiously. He held up the object and after a quick once over, he realized it was a tiny figurine of an old god he served.
❝Anubis? Why do you have a tiny statue of Anubis?❞
But even as the query befell lips, the significance of it hit him like he had suddenly lost a duel in the worst of ways. His head quickly shot up, eyes wide as he looked from the object in hand to the man standing over him.
No.
Just.... no.
There was absolutely NO WAY he could be speaking about such things. He couldn't possibly know of such things yet the longer he stared at Kaiba, the more Kaiba's words began to make sense. Images swirled around his head; images the pharaoh spent ages trying to bury beneath the sands of time. He could almost see himself --- as if within the very air in their space --- standing behind this very statue while whispered words sought to comfort him after a long day. He could almost see the flashes of golds and reds clothing bodies in the throws of stolen passion. A slender leg hooked about a firm, perfect waist... Cries muffled with deep kisses while Anubis looked over their scandalous deeds, serving its own judgment and protection from other eyes that could never understand.
Atem let quivering fingers curl around the object, averting his gaze in a manner that alluded he understood the reference --- and quite clearly. He had lost any and all ability to look Kaiba in the eye. Having spent weeks reminding himself that the past was in the past, he came here fully prepared to let it all go for good and now...
❝How?❞ he managed to blurt out, his voice barely above a whisper. The soft tone was but an attempt at hiding the waiver in his voice. He was embarrassed. Not because of his actions. He could never regret loving his priest or the stolen moments together yet even so, it felt like he had been caught. It felt like, despite their carefulness in the past, that their actions had finally caught up to them. To think he had been seen in a manner unbecoming of a royal... God if Shimon could see him now...
Atem turned away, staring at the doors while his face burned down to his very core. Despite feet being rooted in place, the urge to flee was very much within him. This was a moment he NEVER imagined would happen --- could happen. The things he did with his priest were so scandalous... so taboo... Only the gods knew of such sin and mayhaps the vizier, but otherwise...
❝I don't... how could you know? Why would you know? I don't... desde quando... i---since when?❞ He could feel himself slowly unraveling with this revelation. Whatever intentions he had before were quickly going out the window. What mattered now was hoping he could dance around the subject matter then put another several weeks between them. Of all the things... He was done... and being here... with him... knowing what he knew... just bury him now. Gods just end him where he stand.
#shachou#﹂ ʾ . ⭒ ❝ a rose by any other name would smell as sweet — answered .#﹂ ʾ . ⭒ ❝ atem — in character .#atem#// LISTEN i dont think i could fully capture the horror he's feeling atm#the statue i felt was a nice way of putting it#idk if kaiba would openly be blunt in his words#but the statue could possibly replace all the stuff he trashed over a month ago lmao#also he doesn't have the ring anymore#so imagine thinking you were gonna let the past go and try to live in the present#then get hit with THIS#HAHAHAHA#sorry it took so long#lmk if i need to edit something#long post tw .
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so needy — enhypen hyung line
pairing(s): enhypen hyung line x fem!reader (separate!)
genre(s): pure smut. with some plot from overexplaining.
tags/warnings: SMUT! MDNI! needy but not quite subby, rough & sloppy unprotexted sex, face fucking, jake munch agenda, masturbating (m. rec), male whimpering yupp, lots and lots of descriptions of boners, seriously they are all hard. no prep for reader, exhibition heh.. (parking lot & bathroom at a party), tried my hardest to go needy im a hard!dom writer im sorry, creampie, one pullout method, cum eating, cum... feeding?, biting, uhh lmk if i missed any srsly. wc: 3.2k. 400-700 for each
💭: WE LIKE OUR MEN IN HEAT GROWLS🦅🦅🦅 @jjunieworld and i. we went insane. i went insane. i seriously tried to make them needy and jakes is probably the closest ill ever get to writing a subby idol. its hard. sorry. ill try harder because i like this i think. <3 i need to get them pregnant asap.
heeseung had been in the recording studio since he had woken up, and yet he still had a long night ahead of him due to editing and touch ups. he was going insane.
you had sent him a selfie of you when you woke up, complaining about him being gone. it was innocent. but heeseung has been rock hard since.
his thoughts were full of you— every lyric had just reminded him of you and fuck he’s never needed you this badly before. the pillow that he’s kept on his lap all day felt like a fucking brick and he’s been subconsciously bucking his hips into it.
heeseung lets out a groan, throwing his head back as he cups his hardened cock through his flimsy sweats. he cannot take it anymore. pulling out his phone, he shoots you a text, complaining that he was hungry and didn’t feel good— a little lie because he knows if he told you he was painfully hard, you’d just tell him to wait. he can’t do that.
you’re so sweet to him, truly, you ask him if he’s okay and tell him you’ll be there in ten.
the door automatically locks when it's shut and you walk up to him, resting your hand on his forehead. he is feeling warm. heeseung leans into your touch and groans softly before grabbing your wrist, throwing the pillow and sitting you on his lap.
not even three minutes later, he’s thrusting up into you relentlessly. you’re desperately trying to grip onto anything, his shoulders, the chair and even the equipment table behind you. heeseungs grip on your hips is tight, bruising even.
you’re both already cumming, the pace he set was too much for you and he’s simply been hard way too long to last more than seven minutes. though, as soon as he emptied himself inside you, he’s lifting you out of his lap, shoving aside an expensive keyboard and shoving your face down onto the table.
“fuck- fucking take it,” he spits as he continues pounding you from behind. “b-been so fucking hard all day, all because of you.”
his cock is hitting the most sensitive spots with his brutal speed, you almost feel as if you really did something wrong. you reach up to grip onto something, knocking into a few buttons in the process, turning on some music— which honestly helped cover the sounds of your moans but probably not necessary due to the soundproof room.
“hah- heeseung it’s t-too much!” you manage to squeak out, hiccuping and whimpering.
you’re spasming around his cock once more, he sloppily thrusts into you a few more times before pulling out and emptying himself on your lower back. you weakly lift yourself to peek behind you, glancing back and forth between his still hard cock and his eyes that were full of nothing but lust.
heeseung will be here all night— and so will you.
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jay thought it’d be a good idea, a great one! he brought you with him to tour some fancy guitar museum he was invited to. you both were so excited to attend, throwing on your best outfits— which included that one dress that jay absolutely went feral for.
he could barely focus on the guitar he was testing out when you were sitting so pretty and patient in front of him, smiling and cheering him on. he didn’t even realize he was fucking up the chords, face red when he realized it wasn’t just you and him in the room.
you sat in the acoustics room with him, dress riding up your legs, leather jacket hanging off your shoulder as you watched him pick at each string with so much adoration in your eyes.
jay was going to go fucking insane. he can feel himself hardening at the mere sight of you— truly he’s usually better at keeping himself kept in public.
when you asked so sweetly to try out at guitar yourself, he thought he would combust right there.
he helps you choose a guitar, slipping the strap around your neck and even setting up the amp for you. jay sits back and watches as you play around with different chords you’ve picked up from him, but his eyes refuse to leave your fingers.
the way they delicately pluck each string or how they grip the guitar pick, how your other hand grips the neck of the guitar to hold down strings. he almost groans when he watches you almost struggle to fit them around it.
if only that were his cock.
jay has to keep yanking and pulling at his jeans. he almost grabs the guitar from you just to cover his inevitable boner. his jaw is clenched, he wants to leave so fucking bad. he’s seconds away from pulling you into the closest room and tarnishing his image just to fuck you.
finally, your time at the guitar center was over. jay’s practically dragging you to the car and you aren’t even sure why. maybe you did something to upset him?
as soon as you reach the car, he’s sandwiching you between him and the cold surface. your boyfriend doesnt waste a second before grabbing your hand and forcing you to grab his throbbing cock through his jeans.
“for the past four fucking hours,” he grits out, nuzzling his face against your cheek, “four fucking hours that i’ve been so fucking hard. because of you.”
your face is red and you’re whipping your head around the parking lots, it’s almost empty thankfully— and dark outside. “i-i did this?”
he groans in the crook of your neck, “please, baby, fucking need you now.”
those are the only words you need to get you to drop to your knees. your hands shake slightly as they fumble with his belt, pulling it apart and yanking his jeans down just enough to free his cock.
it’s practically red and leaking, you almost pout when you think about your poor boyfriend being that hard for so long because of you.
jay seems to not like how long you're taking because he’s immediately taking your hair into his fist and smacking his tip against your lips. you eagerly invite his length into your mouth, using your hands to work whatever you can’t fit.
he has to hold back from cumming right there. the way your lips wrap around him so well, your throat struggling to take him. this is exactly what got him hard in the first place. jay rocks his hips back and forth, pushing his cock further and further into your mouth.
“yeah- fuck. taking me so well, huh?” jay mutters, biting his lip to contain his grunts. “thought about this exact fucking thing in there. so pretty around my cock.”
his words make you hum in arousal, sending vibrations down his length. jay groans and throws his head back, pushing you further down his cock. the gag that rips from your throat is almost enough to make him empty himself all over your face.
jay continues to practically fuck your mouth. your hands drop to grip his thighs as you let him use your mouth however he pleases. both of his big hands in your hair, forming a messy ponytail tail as he continues to thrust into you roughly.
“fuckfuckfuck! almost there, baby.” he’s almost whimpering, it’s so good. after a few more thrusts, he’s pulling out and cumming, emptying himself onto your cheeks and lips.
there’s so much cum you have to take him back into your mouth to save yourself from a messy shirt.
jay pants as you ride him through his intense orgasm. needless to say, he’s fucking you again in the car this time.
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jake was restless. he was quite literally rolling around on your bed as you ignored him for some stupid fucking book.
“jake, i seriously need to cram this by tonight. then we can hang out!” you promised him.
six fucking hours ago. he groans loudly, loud enough to make you scoff and shake your head.
“why don’t you go play on my pc?” you suggest sweetly, “you love the games i have on there!”
“i dont want to do that.”
you sigh and shrug your shoulders in response, you already told him countless times that you were busy and he’s the one who chose to stay.
“baby, please just take a break.” he pleads. “there’s no way you’re finishing this by tonight.”
he rolls over on his stomach and grips onto your leg, sporting a dramatic expression. jake was right, there was no way you were finishing any of your work tonight, but that almost gives you more reasons to not take a break.
“the sooner i finish, the sooner i'll be all yours baby.” you tell him, patting his fluffed up hair down, messy from rolling around.
he groans again, “noo, baby i want you- no i need you now!”
“why are you so antsy right now, jake?”
jake drops his head into your lap, muffling his voice. “ ‘m so horny.”
“hm?” you hum, not quite hearing him. he only responds by softly kissing your inner thighs, unable to hold back any longer.
he pushes his jean clad cock against your soft mattress as he travels down your thighs, leaving a trail of kisses behind.
“jake.”
“i said im horny. im so fucking horny and you smell so good.” he repeats, lifting his head to look you in your eyes.
your brain freezes at his words. “i… i’ll be done soon, i promise- just-“
he cuts off your words by pressing a desperate kiss over your clothes cunt, sending shivers down your spine. you can feel yourself getting wet by his needy and desperate actions.
“jake!” you whimper out when he licks a stripe over your pajama shorts. he doesn’t even care that you’re still fully clothed, a piece of flimsy fabric won't stop him.
your boyfriend continues to make out with your cunt through your shorts, shifting to bite and suck at your thighs. “pleaasee.” he lets out a muffled whine.
you’ve already dropped your books and papers beside you, soft whimpers leaving your mouth as your hands find their spot in his long hair. “fuck— jake slow down!”
jake shakes his head, his own hands moving to yank down your sleep shorts. he knew you weren’t wearing panties, and he’s pretty sure that’s what got him so horny in the first place. the amount of times he looked down at your thighs to catch small glimpses of your ass and cute cunt because they were barely covered.
it took so much restraint to not shove his aching cock between your thighs— make you forget all about your boring paperwork.
jake attaches his lips to your clit, sucking and practically making out with it. every now and then he shoves his tongue as deep as he can inside your oozing hole, gathering all your juices on his tongue and slurping.
you can’t tell who's moaning louder, you or him. he’s attacking your cunt with everything he has all while rutting his hips into your mattress, attempting to pleasure himself but he could honestly cum untouched as long as he had your sweet pussy in his mouth.
he’s groaning against your cunt and letting out incoherent curses, “f-fuck.. hmph so- so good.”
your eyes roll to the back of your neck and you can feel the heat pool in your lower stomach.
“jake- gonna cum, please dont fucking stop!”
jake listens well, continues to suck and lap at your wetness as if its his last fucking meal. you don't even notice his hand leaving your thigh to jerk himself off but when you do— it pushes you immediately over the edge.
you tremble as you cum all over his mouth, and he only eagerly slurps it up. he doesn’t pull away and until you yank him up by his hair, you stare at his soaked lips, your arousal dripping down his face.
he lifts himself up to kiss you, feeding you your own cum, his hand comes up to grip your neck as you engage in a desperate kiss.
when he lets go of you to rid himself of his pants, your hand comes up to touch the wetness left on your cheek— it hits you that jake came all over his own hand while eating you out.
there was no way you were letting him out of your sight tonight.
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sunghoon was giddy when he found out he could bring a plus one to the prada after party. he literally couldn’t wipe the grin off his face when he told you that you could accompany him.
but now he almost regrets it.
since you were his plus one, you had gotten a free outfit from the brand. and god was it the best thing he’s ever seen you wear. but also the worst.
this wasn’t his only issue. you were his plus one. so why the fuck were you pretty much attached to jungwon at the hip? why were you ignoring him when he’s the reason you were there?
it’s not like he was angry either, instead he just really really wanted you right there next to him. he was so fucking horny.
even before you both left the house to head over. he had no idea what the outfit looked like until you put it on and his eyes almost popped out of his head.
sunghoons also not really the type to voice his every thought to you, otherwise you both would’ve skipped the party entirely just to fuck.
well, he wasn't angry. but he can’t help it when the horniness eventually turns into pure sexual frustration. he leans further into the couch as he watches you bounce back and forth from jungwon and heeseung.
your lonely boyfriend couldn’t even tell if he was jealous, angry or hurt. above all, he just wanted you to sit on his cock for the rest of the night. he understood that you were having fun, some of your other friends in the industry were also invited to this party but he couldn’t help but to feel so left out.
he almost groans as he watches you make your way to yet another one of his members. what about him? he’s here too! his cock twitches beneath his dress pants and he sets his hand with his drink on top of it, hoping it’s not obvious that he’s suffering at this very moment.
“you okay, man?” a voice calls from behind the couch, sunghoon looks up to see jake hovering. “you haven’t moved from that spot in about 40 minutes.”
sunghoon nods and shrugs, “can you tell my girlfriend to meet me over here? i haven’t seen her all night.” he lies through his teeth, he’s literally been watching you all night.
jake tilts his head in confusion, “uh, yeah. i’ll go get her, be right back.”
he taps his finger on his cup as he watches jake whisper in your ear, pointing behind him in his direction. you glance behind jake and sunghoon quickly averts his gaze.
you nod and respond to jake before making your way over to your boyfriend.
sunghoon quickly downs his drink as he sees you walk towards him, a soft smile on your lips. so now you’re finally paying attention to him?
“what’s wrong, hoonie? jake said you needed me.”
he nods, setting his drink down and grabbing your wrist instead, “yeah. i do need you, right fucking now.”
you don’t get a chance to question his words before he’s yanking you towards the furthest bathroom in the building. you’re heels almost make it too hard to keep up with him and you’re calling out his name but he’s too occupied on finding any empty bathroom to fuck you in.
sunghoon finally finds one, tugging you into it and slamming the door behind you and clicking the lock.
“what’s wrong, baby?” you ask him again.
“why are you talking to every single one of my members but not me?”
you blink at him, surely you’ve interacted with him throughout the night. a smile grows on your face when it clicks. “awwe, hoonie! are you jealous?”
sunghoon grips your chin with his hand, “i’m not jealous. you ignored me, there’s a difference.”
“i wasn’t! and i’m here now, right?”
he rolls his eyes, smushing his body against yours and the door. “baby seriously. need you so bad right now, i had to watch you talk to everyone while i was sitting there so fucking hard.”
your eyes widen slightly, “why didn’t you tell me?”
“god this fucking dress— i’m going insane.” he ignores your question completely, pulling the bottom of your dress up your thighs.
“sunghoon! we can’t- not here!”
“mm, i don’t care.” sunghoon mutters as he pulls your dress above your hips. “told you i needed you, huh?”
he grips your hips and moves you against the fancy bathroom vanity, turning you around and laying you flat against the counter.
sunghoon ruts his clothed hardon over your own panty clad cunt. “feel it? feel how hard you make me all because a stupid dress?”
“y-yeah, hoonie.”
he sucks in a breath of air and yanks down your flimsy thong before practically ripping the button off his overpriced pants to free his angry cock.
you glance at him in the mirror when he aligns his leaking tip with your wet entrance. no amount of slick and arousal could make taking his size any easier.
“wait- baby i can’t take you like that..!” you pleaded with him.
sunghoon doesn't listen, stuffing you with his length, ripping a gasp from you, forcing you to throw a hand over your mouth to contain any more noises from you.
he wastes no time before beginning to pound into you, your hips slamming against the edge of the vanity with each thrust. you feel every vein against your walls and soon the initial pain turns into pleasure.
your boyfriend’s sloppy and brutal pace tells you just how fucking needy he’s been for the past few hours. sunghoons letting out a string of curses as he continues to abuse your cunt to chase the orgasm he’s been craving for so long.
“god. fuck- so fucking tight.” he groans out. “n-need it so bad.”
you’re biting your own hand to contain the noises that are desperately escaping your mouth, his pace making it impossible for you to stay silent. sunghoons bending over as he continues to fuck into you, gripping your throat as he leaves harsh bites on your shoulder— marks that’d be impossible to cover due to the thin and flimsy straps on your dress.
“shit—“ his movements stutter before hitting his peak, his warm cum filling up your insides but he doesn’t dare stop.
he continues to desperately thrust into you, overstimulating himself because he’s still so stupidly hard. grunts and whimpers are leaving his mouth, muffled by your neck and hair— but his noises only bring you closer to your own peak.
“hoon..! c-cumming, please.”
even after you cream around his cock, his movements don’t stop. his thrusts are sloppy and his cock is knocking against your cervix, fucking you hard and deep all because he needs to cum again.
sunghoon lets out a loud groan as he finds himself emptying himself once more inside of you. rocking his hips slowly to ride himself through his second intense orgasm, it was almost painful.
he slips out of you with a grunt, his cock still half hard but he decided right there that the both of you would be leaving the party early.
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