#lmaooo help

[vox-news]

I actually eat chairs daily

*comps Vox's chair*

*sigh*

“Well, there goes another one.”

[theloveinc]

something about a beach town au … I am going to make you incredibly mentally ill

[frenchiepal]

alexa play katy perry's "i kissed a girl"

[heartholomewmewyeah]

THAT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY IM CRYING LMAOO

[makuzume]

U just got. Furina'd

idk if I should feel trolled, laugh, cry, tweak, or feel honored because at least here I got Furina😔

[999moreyears]

HWLP SODA ..

[specshroom]

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Wolf hybrid who is sooooo excited to experience his bunny hybrid partners first heat. So excited that he vastly underestimates just how horny bunnies are in heat.

He's expecting his cute little bunny partner (you) to cry and beg for his knot. Which you do and he knots and cums inside you twice but then right after his knot deflates you look up at him and go "Again?"

He's a little tired but he can't say no to you...

Until it's the sixth fucking round and you're still bouncing on his very overstimulated cock. He knows it's very bad to interrupt a bunny while they're so deep in heat but he might just pass out and you're so lost in the sauce you might just keep going if he does.

He needs to think of a way to satisfy you that won't literally kill him. He gets an idea and reaches for his phone. It's really embarrassing but the best thing he can think of at that moment is to open the group chat, aptly named "The Boys", and hastily text:

[Hey guys can u come over]

[I need sum help with something]

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[thirstywaffles]

Good morning 🌅

[cringecat9]

I had a dream that I signed up for a kids version of American idiot the musical on ice and I was really excited because I know all the lyrics to Jesus of Suburbia but I didn’t know it was supposed to be on ice cuz I don’t know how to skate and the teacher didn’t like me much so my friends and I snuck out and went out to lunch. After that we went to like a combo of a drugstore and a Michael’s. Then we went home and I told mom I wanna quit because idk how to skate so we did

   And then my childhood mailman challenged us to a cookoff where we had to use RAO’s branded sauce but we declined and he got pissed

   We also passed this really weird hibachi restaurant where I got a glass of water but I think I might’ve stole it because it was like $30 and I didn’t pay????

what the fuck is up with my brain

edit: I made a visual

[scorp1oz]

Okay Mizu, I see you…😼 🇵🇭

📸🤳🏽Post-Revenge -Modern AU Mizu spotted in the Philippines, living a normal life after killing the 3 white men.

She's now living the life in a tropical country 🌞🌻

She also upgraded her wide brimmed hat to a WIDER ONE, maybe she bought it from a souvenir shop (probably must be hiding from her fangirls and simpers?)

Maybe she doesn't want cold showers anymore what do you think?

All in all, she deserves a vacation.

ENJOY STAYING IN PH MIZU, WE LOVE YOU 😘

[sallieraptor]

meanwhile Jax in the background be like

[chronalshifts]

i think a lot of people are calling viktor’s reaction to waking up changed and then almost immediately leaving for zaun unrealistic and like… yes it would be. for someone whose mind has not been affected by the hexcore. he speaks differently, he hears sky’s voice through its influence, he can no longer feel the cold, or the warmth of jayce’s hug. he walks away from jayce because he can no longer feel the affection that kept them together, and he sees no logical point in remaining when they have no common ground anymore. he might not be a machine externally, exactly, but his mind certainly isn’t human anymore.

[muirmarie]

jim being canonically the shortest one of the triumvirate is genuinely so important to me lmao, like yesssssss, let that beefy babe be shorter than both his boyfriends!!!!

[evan-buck]

OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH 2x06 Calypso's Birthday

[leukanida]

lord have mercy 😭😭

Hannibal fic idea: Will thinks he’s manipulating Hannibal into dating him by pretending he’s flirting to gather intel. Hannibal thinks he’s manipulating Will into dating him by making it seem like he’s flirting to gather intel.

[personasintro]

JK and YN in MH 59 but dying inside 😝