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iholli · 1 year ago
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2024: the year the gays get remastered
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dormiloncito · 1 year ago
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look at my neopets, boy
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lxvvie · 9 months ago
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Call of Duty, Father's Day edition:
Just fatherly things, or how you honor the men in your life on this special day.
Capt. John Price - Price never asks for much, just your safety and happiness, but the kids wanted to give him presents for Father's Day, so you do. A new hat that looks like all the others but more expensive, a new mug for his tea, and kisses galore on his chonky cheeks. What more could the Cap'n ask for?
Gaz - Kyle just wants to hold his family in his arms, so he does. He didn't think he'd make it back in time to be here with you guys but he did and he's so damn happy. Now he and the little ones can get caught up on the latest gossip.
Alex Keller - It's not too often that he gets to do this. You all enjoyed his favorite breakfast with him: a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. It's worth the sugar rush you know Keller and the kids will experience afterward.
Soap - Soap's been meaning to help his girls with their cheer practice so you honor him by... letting him be the bottom of the pyramid. With his cheer uniform on. And Whiskey keeps licking his face. You took a photo and he'll never live it down. The wee ones laugh every time.
Ghost - The Missus™ achieves his dream of sleeping in today with his girls right beside him. There's Simon, his big arm wrapped around his kids who're cuddled up against him, and Pup by his feet sleeping peacefully. He'll wake up to a wonderful gift courtesy of his girls: a pink shirt that says Princess Daddy in glittery letters across the chest, and it's adorned with a tiara, too? Missus Princess Daddy™ is life, Simon. You cannot escape it lmao.
Alejandro - Alejandro wakes up to his kids tackle-hugging him in bed. There's breakfast and a card with heartfelt messages on it. They're very proud of their papa for everything he does and continues to do for them. Oh, and he's about to be a papa again. Best Father's Day gift ever, amirite? Congrats, Alejo!
Rudy - Oh, you let the mother hen rest today. Rudy loves to pamper and cater to his family but now it's his turn to be pampered and catered to. The house? Clean. Dinner? Cooking. Kids? Loving on Rudy. All is as it should be.
König - The kiddo's Father's Day gift has been pranking König something fierce all day and all you can do is shake your head in faux exasperation and revel in the gremlin laughter (from both of them) echoing throughout the house. You'll have his favorite meal for dinner.
Horangi - Today, Horangi is being honored by his kid beating him in card games. Repeatedly. And Horangi trying to figure out how and why this is happening lmao.
Graves - Graves is also pretty content with his lot in life. You and Boss Baby Graves give him a gift card to a spa he's been wanting to try. And then you get his ass by having some of the men from Shadow Company call and wish him a Happy Father's Day and call him Dad. Real cute, darlin'.
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bunni-v1 · 12 hours ago
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“When they are together, you never feel as though you are an outsider to two soulmates, but instead a part of them that they cannot bear to lose. They are both softer to you than they are with each other because they need you to know just how loved you are. If you ever felt left out, I think it would kill the both of them.”
… oh really now. How intriguing.
if that’s the case how bout a scenario in which this happened, how bout a reader with with low self esteem with some good ol’ self loathing in that regard, who thinks themselves at least in the back of their mind like they aren’t good enough for their two amazing partners. Who feels like an annoying third wheel even though their self aware enough to know that’s not true.
because let me tell you not all of the self awareness in the world stops those types of thoughts from stinging or feeling true, for the reader I imagine it would be a constant thing in the back of their head- something they can ignore most times. But sometimes, sometimes those murmurings feel like the cruel and other truth. During one of these lower periods I imagine the reader would try to let shadow milk and pure vanilla alone together- they’re the soulmates after all! They can’t get in the way of that, they’ll just be over here outside the kingdom fucking off and not being a annoying.
meanwhile these two after no more than a day with minimal sightings of their beloved are like- “…?!? Where is our little cookie, our darling, hello???” Lmao
I think this can lead to some interesting scenarios and outcomes, chew on this as much or as little as you like. Love your writings either way, see ya!
🍓Bro, I'm super depressed lol. I'm really isolated in Japan, and I struggle to socialize with others, so making friends hasn't been much of an option for me. I know it'll get better, I hope it will, but it's just really dragging me down. Luckily, that shitty mood is perfect for writing angst, and what better angst than feeling left out, amirite?? Seriously though, I'm fine. Don't worry about me.
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Info: Shadow Milk x Reader x Pure Vanilla; angst to fluff
Soulmates are a concept only heard about in romance novels- ones that you'd read curled up against Pure Vanilla's side. They were cheesy things, making you cringe at times from the sappy, poetic nothings the authors would come up with. Yet, you liked the idea of soulmates. You even, for a moment, thought that maybe Pure Vanilla was yours. He always smiled when you suggested it, his face full of love and admiration. 'How romantic', he would muse, then smother you in a million kisses. Thinking about it now, maybe his deflecting of the subject was a sign.
You were not Pure Vanilla Cookie's soulmate, nor were you Shadow Milk Cookie's. No, that title belonged to the two of them - a shared connection through their souljam that kept them tied to each other. A privilege that you did not have, one that you felt jealousy burn deeply in your dough over.
It's not as though either of them made you feel left out; in fact, they did everything they could to include you. There was no reason for you to feel neglected between their constant smothering. You did, though. You did quite frequently.
Maybe it was the way they seemed to understand each other so seamlessly, unspoken conversations happening with the glance of an eye. Perhaps it was the fact that they had an easy flow of conversation no matter the situation that you simply lacked when you were all together. No, those things didn't bother you, not really. What it was is the way they look at each other. Such longing and affection that you have never seen directed your way - a connection that you could never have with either of them.
You always brushed the feeling off, knowing better than to let those thoughts consume you. They'd be rather disappointed if you gave in to such silly lies. What, with how much they proved you wrong, it would be stupid to listen... This time, though, this time it was all consuming. Like flames eating up a paper house, you could not stop the spread of sheer isolation in your bones.
You had been late to a planned dinner, gotten too wrapped up in your work. It was fine; you knew they would forgive you, but you hoped that they hadn't waited up for you too long. You'd dressed yourself up nicely in a few minutes and ran to the dining hall, only to stop short of the doors when you heard their conversations. Nothing out of the ordinary, of course, just idle prattle that was typical of them... but somehow, it stung. When you peeked in through a crack in the door, it burned in your chest to see them so gleeful without you. You felt as though you should turn away and allow them to eat without you; it wouldn't be any different if you were there or not. They clearly did not feel your absence.
You would've, too, if not for Shadow Milk catching a glance at you for a moment and practically tugging you to the table. You were quiet during dinner, and their conversation did not slow down for you. It was like salt in the wound, but you swallowed the pain so as to not alert them. It was better to suffer in silence for the betterment of them both, you believed, so that is what you would do.
You quietly gave them their space, turning down invitations and outright avoiding places they would frequent in favor of quiet corners of the kingdom. Neither of them sought you out for two days, two full days. It only solidified in your mind that they did not need you around, and perhaps... perhaps they didn't want you around. They might've been keeping you at their side out of pity because you loved Pure Vanilla first, then Shadow Milk. The thought made your stomach twist sickeningly, eyes stinging with tears you refused to let fall. This was the fate of someone in love with soulmates, after all, it was not your place to come between them.
That didn't mean it wasn't breaking your heart.
What you weren't aware of, however, was how they had been feeling. Shadow Milk noticed your quiet demeanor first, feeling uneasy when you had first been late to dinner, then were practically silent the entire time. You'd hardly finished your food as well, and it was your favorite (He'd made sure of it too). All red flags that something or someone was giving you issue, yet, he stupidly decided not to press it when Pure Vanilla insisted they allow you to handle things on your own.
That hadn't worked out too well for them, now had it? You were, undoubtedly, avoiding both of them. That wasn't going to fly for much longer, not when Shadow Milk was so deprived and starved for your attention. He was going to get to the bottom of this, and Pure Vanilla was going to help, too.
"Perhaps we should give them more time. Sometimes they like to be alone," Pure Vanilla insisted again, trying his best to keep up with Shadow Milk Cookie's rapid strides across the streets of the kingdom.
Shadow Milk rolls his eyes, "Two days, is enough for any normal cookie to worry - is this how you handled everything before me?"
"Well..." He trails off, shame heating his dough.
Another scoff from Shadow Milk Cookie, and he picks up the pace, "If I were my sweet little starlight, where would I be...?"
He thinks it over, tapping his chin dramatically a few times. You weren't in the library, the garden, the pagoda, or even the quiet little shady spot behind the castle. If you were avoiding them, though, being there wasn't exactly smart - and you were Shadow Milk's smart little cookie, after all. Truthfully, you could be anywhere in the kingdom, and while Pure Vanilla would happily overturn every single rock to find you, he just didn't have the patience for that.
Pure Vanilla was equally stumped and far more worried than his other half at your sudden change in persona. You had never acted like this, not once. It was odd, and it made his skin crawl with worry. You could take care of yourself, of course, but why were you avoiding them? How did they hurt you? How could they fix it? Well, they would have to find you first to get the answers to those questions.
As Shadow Milk mulls over what to do, Pure Vanilla recalls somewhere you'd shown him once. He's not sure why the memory comes to the forefront of his mind, but he's happy for it. It was a small clearing a short walk from the kingdom's gates, 'the perfect getaway' you'd called it. If you would be anywhere... well, it was worth a try.
Finding the place without your guidance was hard, made even harder by Shadow Milk's constant complaining. Still, the two pressed on, through the gates and the trees and the beaten down path until finally they saw you. Sitting peacefully as you read some novel, leaned up against a tree with a saddened expression on your face. You looked tired, too tired. What could you be feeling to make you look like that.
You turn when you hear shuffling a few feet from you, tensing a bit at the sight of your lovers. They looked worried sick, brows furrowed and frowns etched deep on their faces. Oh, you felt so guilty seeing them like this. Knowing you were the cause of it all because of silly little emotions you couldn't keep in check. You go to apologize but are cut off with a squeal as Shadow Milk tackles you into a tight hug. Pure Vanilla rushing after him in a panic.
Your world spins for a moment, but you manage to hug the cookie back just as tightly. You felt stupid for being so upset, especially when this was his reaction to your absence. You had only tortured everyone with your petty actions.
"Where have you been, Starlight? Don't tell me you've been avoiding us, because if you have been-"
"Shadow Milk." Pure Vanilla scolds sternly, pulling him back as he kneels next to you with a soft smile, "What's going on, my love? You have both of us worried."
You sigh, avoiding their eyes, "I know... I'm sorry."
Shadow Milk's eyes narrow at you. "What's the issue then?"
You hesitate, wanting to curl in on yourself and hide. They wouldn't let you though, surrounding you at both sides. Everywhere you looked there was one of them in your line of sight. You couldn't escape it, they would be getting an answer out of you one way or another, so you give up.
"I... might've... sort've... been a little jealous..." You admit.
They both seem surprised at the idea, as if it had never crossed either of their minds that this could be the issue. Shadow Milk even starts to giggle about it, in complete disbelief at your statement. Pure Vanilla doesn't pay him any mind, placing a gentle hand under your chin to get you to look at him. His expression is gentle as he takes you in, and you can see the relief in his body as you take him in.
"What is there to be jealous of?" He asks, and there is no room to argue with him. It only makes you feel more stupid.
"I just thought- you know... the two of you are..." They look at you curiously. "You're soulmates. Sometimes, it feels like there's no room for me."
Pure Vanilla frowns, ready to assure you, but Shadow Milk beats him to the punch. His arms worm around you and press you into his chest. "What a silly thought. Don't you know how much you mean to us?"
"Of course I do, but-"
"Then there's nothing to worry about! Dontcha know that we wouldn't have looked so hard for ya if we didn't care?" He hummed, and you can't really argue with that.
"You complete us," Pure Vanilla joins in finally, holding your hands tightly in his, "We would be worse off without you around, so please... tell us next time."
You nod after a second, finally relaxing into Shadow Milk's side. You were surprised they hadn't been harsh about it, but... that's more proof that you mean so much to him. They love you, and there's no reason to doubt that, not when they're holding you like this. Not when they make you feel so loved, even when you feel like you shouldn't be.
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scribbly-artist · 2 months ago
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Yusuke Kitagawa Tickle Headcanons
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I’m playing Persona 5 Royal for the first time and it’s been seven years since I’ve revisited Persona 5 in general. Now that I’m glued to it, I forgot how much I loved my boy Yusuke. :] I’m open to doing more headcanons and stuff for the P5 cast, though for more unfamiliar characters I’ll have to either brush up my memory via the wiki or until I get up to their chapter in the game (which will take a while for a few, AKECHI MY BELOVED). So, take Yusuke for now as a generous offering. :)
He would be notorious for tickling people accidentally (and 100% not on purpose because he’d be very oblivious about it)
He’d approach one of the boys needed a hand reference for a drawing, “Your bone structure in your hand is exquisite. Please, let me study your hand and use it as a reference in my next artwork.” as he’s brushing his fingers all over their hands and wrist. If they have ticklish hands, they’re screwed
If it’s with one of the girls, he’d want to use their face as a reference/paint a portrait of them. He’d place his hand under their chin, mapping out their facial structure with his other hand to know exactly where to lay down shadows and highlights. His touch would be just a tad too gentle, making anyone giggle as his fingers dragged against their skin
Artists gotta use their hands to figure out bone/skin/muscle structure, amirite
Whoever he'd accidentally tickling would be giggling and he'd tilt his head with a "hmm? What's all this laughter? This is serious work, you know."
But also if he's tickling someone with intent now that he's catching on that he does it accidentally, he'd play dumb
"What, am I tickling you? No, I'm merely studying your arm so I can get only the best reference."
Comments on people's laughter as he draws it from them, "Although a different kind of art, your laughter sounds like beautiful music."
One day he asks one of the PT to volunteer to be his canvas for a painting. Whoever volunteers is screwed. Cold paint on their body with a soft paintbrush at Yusuke's whim... Oh lord
Totally uses (dry) paintbrushes to tickle people/ward them off by using it as a weapon as well
I feel like at first Yusuke is used to touching others than he is with other people touching him at first, but he grows to get used to it once he joins the PT and it grows with each new member
He is not used to being tickled, and it doesn't register straight away when someone tickles him. His brain gets delayed until the nerve signals reach him
Then he bursts out into charming, rich laughter
His laugh is loud, but not overly so unless you get him real good
His own hands would be ticklish, as would his sides and his legs (he's a tall dude with a whole lotta leg length lmao)
Futaba likes to tickle him to snap his focus while he's painting, and in turn he gets her back for messing up his paint strokes
Futaba is banned from his work space for all the mischief she gets up to. He's messed up one too many paintings because of her
The PT give him cheer up tickles when he's in an artist slump or when he's doubting his skills
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toastthewolfie · 7 months ago
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tw: implied death
agh greyscale sketch of selena in the mw2 ‘alone’ mission as I imagine she was one of the few shadows to survive that night
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i cant draw backgrounds, nor do i enjoy it lmao
also i forgot what the text looks like so i just went with my vauge recollection of it 😭 sorry
for context she saw Soap and Ghost taking out her colleagues like lambs to the slaughter and hightailed it out of there (she didnt get out of the city but made it to the outskirts where they weren’t there, hence why she tried to make contact with the others (yipeee survivors guilt time, amirite fellas)
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vonlipvig · 3 months ago
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Hello jules, it's me again Suzerain and not for broadcast anonymous enjoyer. I was on chapter 2 of Sordland and boy oh boy I'm fucking the economy. Jesus christ, i vetoed the tourism and green act. Form the Anti-Corruption Police with Nia but I'm having a hard time choosing who to send the Police with The Old Guard or the Oligarchs? Mhh.. choices, choices. Amirite? Also the protest have turn into violent to peaceful. Let's hope i make the right decision on funding the Justice instead of Interior because boy i don't wanna be fucking coup by Bald man and General Valken, i also funded Education, Law Enforcement and Military. Jesus fuck, Why the fuck is military bloody expensive?! I'm not make of ATM machine that can print money. General Bald man and General Valken, but i won't don't want to be coup so here's your budget i swear to Nur and Dastnurist if i got coup using my given budget I'm gonna defunding the hell out of you people next game. I decided not to fund Health since I'm gonna privatize it. Shocking isn't it?! Me a democratic socialist privatizing healthcare?! Bruh Marx and Lenin is fucking spitting on my shadows I'm doomed and traitor to revolution. They gonna dragged my poor reactionary and anti-revolutionary arse to labour or reeducation camp. I also let the Red Youth to attend the funeral of Bernard Circas and spoke his poems. Truly inspiring also. I tricked Walter Tusk on giving me incentives. I demanded higher "gift" from him and it makes me rich like yes... Thank you, you fucking idiot of a foolish moron capitalist pig. Thanks to your money I'm gonna lobby the assembly in my favour. And you can't do jackshit about it. Also guess who successfully told Rizia to fuck off on Gasom investment (Sorry King Toras, i love you and crown princess Vina but i was a red youth member so yeah down with the fucking foreign interest and ownership.) I also managed to calm down the protest and general strike outside Gasom like wow. People I have come here today to make an announcement that i managed to pursue the bitch Gasom company and Former President Alphonso to provide you guys with better housing, healthcare, education and infrastructure to support you guys. I promised this as former red youth member. I also tax the hell out of big corporations and lowered the taxes on small and medium business i was on -8 GB alright. After that i managed to just decrease it by just 1GB one FUCKING GOVERNMENT BUDGET Holy shit. Symon please help me girl. My dude, my man, my bro. Help me fixing the economy. I don't wanna fucking triggered the trade war on between United Contana and Arcasia. I also invested on a foreign company. Symon Holl, please I'm begging you. Help me balance the fucking government budget. Everytime i close my eyes the budget numbers is all i see. I'm developing trauma by just organizing the GB on Sordland. Anyway that's my report on my first playthrough of Sordland on mobile beta version. Watch me jules, crash and burn the economy and society of Sordland... while my sanity is also deteriorating to the ground I think a cold water for this.
YOU CAN DO IT, ANON, BELIEVE IN YOURSELF [buys the first ticket out of sordland] YOU GOT THIS!
ooh baby, you're on that -7GB red line, that's dangerous territory lmao that trade war is breathing down your neck. don't worry, i've got just the solution for you: a couple prayers to saint symon and wealth and prosperity should be coming your way, i swear it on the divine god.
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(also same, i hate when i need to give the military money. can't you guys just make do? give thanks i'm not decreasing your budget at least except when i do hehehehe)
AND OOH YES THE GASOM STORYLINE so so good! getting to address the people outside and calm their fears with actual results is soooo satisfying (especially because you got to get those out of alphonso lmao), great job there (also i love that story cause we get ALPHANGER. there's some closeted, possibly homophobic AND homosexual explanation there, i'm sure of it. love those bitchass capitalists).
poor rizia, tho. oh well, you'll cross that bridge when you get to it (literally! i still have to try a rizia run after a sordland run to see how all those choices affect you there!).
YOU GOT IT ANON, A MORGNA WES CORE!
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yermes · 2 years ago
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PAC 🪿:
Returned to the mother land for lunch (IKEA) with my roomie who is basically my new sister and my momma. Heres a reminder for family ties both old and new. 🩷 HOWEVER! I whilst where we come from is a “blueprint” (yall love these Prometheus Rising refs huh?) it is not all that we are. While where we come from is a part our paths and practices will all be different and special to each individual. Lets look at how where we came from and how these ties impact and influence us today
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Seven of cups (reversed) 🍸
Lord of illusionary success, Netzach, Venus in Scorpio, 20°–30°, Angels Melchel and Chahaviah
I have some awful news for you. No matter how much you love, are related to, or want the best for: you cannot make people be something they are not to match your vision. You have a desire and a wish for something that you cannot have ultimately making you upset or vengeance. You cannot drink from a glass that is empty and you cannot give all of yourself to fill what cannot be filled.
Three of cups 🥤
Lord of abundance, Binah, Mercury in Cancer, 10°–20°. Angels Rahael and Yebomayah
This card I see going one of two ways. You either have an amazing relationship with your family and ancestors both new and old or you are in a healing process to better understand your family and to make it more of an abundant process for you. Either way fuck it up queen. A big part is luck and problem resolution so in any case lets get this healing bread lmao. Either way you are due for some abundance in this aspect.
Ace of disks 🍼
Kether through earth, the signs of the earth
A few ways of looking at this card
- the beginning of a physical system
- Physical bonding systems
For some insight maybe start peaking a little farther back in that lineage if that’s something you are interested in. I get ancestral work isn’t everyones cup of tea but who knows. Another part is the bonding you have with your family. And it can also be representative of you. The beginning of a physical creation. A shadow aspect of this card is something that was born yet not allowed to grow so look at your ties and see how it affects you or your relationships with others.
Truce 🍻
Jupiter 3. Libra, Four of swords, Chesed through air
You are either going through a true truce of which you have reached a balance or you are going through a cold war. Thats just family amirite. You can and should use this as a moment of reflection on both yourself and the situation at hand. It may not be as friendly as you think. With dying winds stagnating is always a huge risk. But the ball is in your court start manifesting a desired outcome.
Here are the meatballs I hope you all have an amazing day 🥹
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zoxie8 · 2 years ago
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Twitter amirite lmao
Twitter was already going down the shitter, but this twitter X rebranding bullshit is absolutely nonsensical. It’s already hard being an artist when you basically get shadow banned by elon, but now he is making people actively run away from a platform many artists NEED for their business. Nobody asked for this, nobody WANTS this, but elon was always selfish, he just managed to make the redditors believe otherwise, and look where that got us. I really hate talking about stuff like this, especially when I myself try to avoid publicly talking about negative things, but this just makes me sad. Yes there are other platforms, but they are not as widely used as twitter is, and this means we don’t have many places to go. Not to mention some of the other platforms are simply bad. Plus people keep dickriding his lack of accountability by being like ‘’haha elon ratio’ed you lmaooo!’’ No! This dude cannot take any criticism at all, and refuses to believe he does anything wrong. Calling him out on his bs just gets you harassed, and somehow that's a ratio.  This just suck, and we can’t do anything about it. Fuck twitter X. Update: Apparently it’s going to be powered by AI?? Wtf does that even mean and why?? We legit don’t need or want this!!
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nikatyler · 6 months ago
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Zeph 1.0
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in other news we continue clowning for Astarion and letting him drink from us
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Right so I don't know what or who to believe anymore in this goddamn game
I say goddamn but I still love it don't get me wrong
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mum come pick me up i'm scared
now tell me why tf did i rush here with no spell slots left
yeah we're fucked, reload 💀
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i may be a monster
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I'm starting to get a headache but I wanna keep playing 🥴
Hyperfocus this, hyperfocus that, what about "I'm fully aware I should be doing something else or else I will suffer greatly but I can't stop and it's worth the pain" kinda focus
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*You notice the blood's source* *Astarion approves* okay thanks??? 😂
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"Can you imagine dressing entirely in red?" I'm not saving your ass when I create Ross for my next playthrough smh
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I felt really really really bad about this and thought I was making a big mistake (I probably was 💀) but seeing only 7 % of players unlocked this? Yeah that's cool. Or maybe not. Idk I feel bad 💀
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Trying to take down the bitch evil vampire again
Am I struggling? Mayhaps
We are Fucked™ lmao (that's a lmao of big pain not lmao of this is hilarious)
Alright let's try again
How do y'all not get attached and just play and stay cool because it's just a game. I'm 👌 this close to ugly rage crying lol stop being mean to my boy leave him alone stay away from him get a job
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Not now duo dammit
...fuck
Yeah no I'm reloading and I'm just gonna fuck around the city a bit, I can't do this rn 💀
Okay so the strategy of 1) just go there 2) try not to die is not working too well in the big fights in act 3 for me 💀 oh well I'll try harder I guess
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they need a pair of glasses smh
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So I'm seriously considering throwing 2 weeks of gameplay in the trash just to get a better shot at a romance but…now I'm thinking about some tedious parts and ehhh 🫠
Is he worth it? He is worth it. Right?
Lmao I don't remember the last time a fictional character had a grasp on me like that. It's rather embarrassing really 💀 I'm too old to act like this aren't I 💀
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Actually considering how bad today has been, reloading that far will probably Fix Me™ so I'm doing that right after a little afterwork nap
And if it turns out to be pointless or a bad idea I can always just switch back to the furthest point in the storyline I got, I won't overwrite that save
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Sacrificing about 42 hours of gameplay 🫡 it's been an honor but I need the vampire's love more than oxygen. Reloading now 🫡
And I'm making sure to actually finish some quests I didn't the first time *cough* the shadow curse *cough*
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I put him in Karlach's clothes...for science
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HELP I'VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR FIVE MINUTES NOW
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I need to pickpocket people more. In the game I mean. Every time I succeed, I get a good giggle out of it 🤭
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organ rearranger you say...can i...can i say something...
Okay we're all adults here right I can say it. Minors look away this isn't a safe space for you
Well let's just say I stole this for someone and he can rearrange my organs anytime okay byeeeeeeee
Well technically he stole it himself I just giggled with my finger ready on f8 in case things go badly 🤭
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Okay so I just found that one reason why some things weren't going well for me was simply because I don't long rest enough in the game 💀
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Me when I first started playing bg3: I hope there's a way to avoid a lot of combat, I hope I'll be able to just talk my way through Me now: woooo slaughter!! 😗
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Nooo I was like "wooo yeah cutscene finally!!! is it happening?? are we so back???? we're so back amirite" and it's this guy 😭😭 (with all due respect i was hoping for something else 💀)
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and it's only gonna get worse
let's goooooo
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Does this game hate me or what
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It's so joever it's so joever I'm just not getting any cutscenes in the camp lmao
My negative rizz is so strong not even videogame characters want me
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You know what? I get her
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WAIT HOLD WE ARE SO BACK
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I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS *incoherent screaming*
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I truly am the embodiment of this meme
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I'm not even trying to scream anymore my voice is dead
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I can't believe this actually happened so now I'm pretty much spamming the kiss, ignoring everything else
"I play for the plot" she said 🤭
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my game crashed, good thing I save every five seconds otherwise I'd think about jumping off of very tall somethings
okay i actually lost like zero progress, jfc blessed day
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Zeph you're standing way too close lol
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"I'm gonna speedrun the parts I've been through about a week ago," she said, failing to realize she's not a good runner
There's no such thing as speedrunning this game lol. I just want to do everything always. Fight everything and open every crate and loot everyone 🤭
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back to act 3 we go now that i've righted my wrongs 😌😌
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wise words from daddy, wise words indeed
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buddy you have one job
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...okay?
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"watch out for anyone acting STRANGELY" said by the guy who tries to suck your blood on like the first night of camping together but ok love whatever you say 💀
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kartsstuffig · 2 years ago
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oh my god i didn't put the silly i made last night here
so peppiclones amirite
prehistoric marine life amirite
coughs
so i had a devious idea
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stethocanthus silly ass mf
he's definitely an edgelord
mf looks up to shadow the hedgehog /lh little ankle biter is probably 12 or so
also !! also jay (i'm not tagging them lmao) made a helicoprion one if they posted that yet idk :3 but my silly and their silly billy are !! brothers :3 little shark siblings
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tsukiaza-my-beloved · 4 years ago
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“...Tsukihiko?” 
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aquariusshadow · 3 years ago
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“Just… be careful.’ I stared at her, baffled. 'Of what?’ 'Of powerful men.” ― Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone
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hyaciiintho · 4 years ago
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@sapientiiae​ said: If Link had to spend all his days repeating the same temple over and over again, which would he choose? ⚘                      send me questions you have about Link !! || ❀
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     FARORE ABOVE, that doesn’t sound pleasant at all !!
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     However, should he choose one above all others, he would certainly have to go with the FOREST TEMPLE !! Not simply because it’s located in a place near and dear his heart, but because out of all the horrific sights and unpleasantries that lied in wait for him within every temple, those of the forest temple were... ah... SLIGHTLY better than the rest. 
     The creatures hadn’t terrified him in ways the others did, bearing the most familiarity to him all in all. The temperatures were comfortable, not too cold, and not too hot; No overwhelming heat or dryness, nor an onslaught of discomforting humidity or stagnant stench of ever present DEATH assaulting his senses ever second. No, no... the Forest Temple was mild in almost every possible thing presented before him, and sure, it hadn’t smelled all too pleasant either, but it certainly beat that of rotting corpses.
     Plus, it had a garden !! He does love his GARDENS...!
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allyallyorange · 7 years ago
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Goodbye Georgie
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daydream-believin · 4 years ago
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MERLIN’S APPRENTICE & MERLIN’S CHAMPION || trollhunters
warnings: swearing
a/n: if rott gave me anything it gave me this idea
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I KNOW I SAID “JUICY” BUT REALLY THAT WAS JUST THE ANGST POTENTIAL,, THAT IM NOT INDULGING IN THIS POST IM SORRY LMAO
OKAY WHAT IM REALLY TALKING BOUT HERE IS A GOOD MERLIN/ARTHUR BUT IT ACTUALLY WORKS
no sorry i haven’t seen bbc merlin don’t come for me i’m ignorant
OKAY SO
we know douxie kept an eye on the human trollhunter and co
but douxie’s really having a hard time convincing himself he’s just doing his job
he’s actually enjoying this a little too much despite how boring staying in the shadows is
and he’s kinda worried?
so he’s got this bright idea: you know what would better help him keeps tabs? if he befriends this person
and so he does
fuck merlin’s shadows
sod the rules
ofc he’s very up front about knowing they’re the trollhunter and that he’s merlin’s apprentice
we wouldn’t want that to become a huge festering secret that eats douxie from the inside out until the inevitable reveal when merlin calls them both to help with the arcane order and they realize they’ve both been lying to each other’s faces for months/years and neither of them know if they could ever trust the other again, right? — phew *catches breath*
but before you know it, mr. casperan and mx. trollhunter are best friends
he’s basically the toby to your jim
and you’re very happy to have a best friend like douxie
he understands that monster hunting hustle
he’s the only person you can vent to and actually talk about what’s going on without sounding like a loon
and douxie likes being able to tell someone all his frustrations with merlin, since you’re also in that boat with him
you spar sometimes. it’s fun, but you’re very careful not to accidentally hurt your friend (he’s extremely careful not to hurt you or wound your ego by effortlessly wiping you out)
ofc, there’s the occasional, brushing of hands, faces a little too close together, accidentally winding up on top of one another, purposefully winding up on top of one another 👀 you know how sparring be
you and douxie are a duo. a duo who have become trollmarket’s resident troublemakers, to vendel’s exasperation
you guys tease each other a lot
you do a lot of stupid shit, cause hey, now you have magic armor and a magic sword and a magic best friend, did you think you wouldn’t get up to some shenanigans?
douxie is your impulse control and he’s not a very good one, as he’s just as bad
truthfully archie has the brain cell
and pranks? gods the pranks. you two are always either pranking each other or you’re teaming up to prank some other troll who said smth mean to you in the pub. vendel had to personally put a stop to it (read: chew you out)
doux thinks the world of you tho, you’re such a noble knight, and likes to tell people about how you’re a cinnamon roll, so innocent, so pure
and then they meet you and you directly contradict those statements
trollhunter: i’ve never done anything wrong in my life, ever
douxie: i know this and i love you
(spoiler: you’ve done lots and lots of wrong)
doux spends an awful lot of time slinking around trollmarket now, and he’s in the know for everything that’s happening
(no more being kept in the dark for this wizard apprentice)
and doux knows merlin won’t completely approve of this, but hey, it’s not like he’s helping and thus directly disobeying
really, he’s not helping you at all, it’s really fucking annoying
okay so mayyybe the occasional healing spell. you’ve got those puppy dog eyes he can’t say no to
but you understand his sense of duty, or whatever it is that drives a follower, technically being a follower of merlin yourself
you respect the old geezer (as you have not been turned into a half-troll yet) as a wise mythical figure, and as your best friend’s father
and what a perfect match you are for each other, champion and apprentice, mutually being screwed over by a guy you both think has all the answers
you and douxie help each other grow in your self-worths, that you two are more than the chances merlin has given to you
unfortunately, mortifyingly, you have caught feelings.
douxie has also caught feelings, and is saying nothing yep you have enough on your plate without him putting this on you so he’ll just quietly pine and suffer don’t mind him choking to death in the corner when you take off your helmet and throw back your hair
y’all’s problem really starts manifesting itself as protectiveness. you are really protective of your wizard and he is really protective of his knight
lots of things said that are Not What Friends Say but neither of you really want to be the one to point that out
lots and lots of i love yous that slowly get more and more serious until it’s not exactly platonic anymore
and it’s just really nice to have someone to get coffee (or your favored hot drink) with at four in the morning after a tussle with a troll
and that’s basically how you and douxie spend the bulk of trollhunters, just vibing
as much as you can vibe, with all the changelings and shit trying to murder you all the time
then merlin wakes up and shakes up your world
you are aware of your impending doom
you’re aware of it
merlin keeps looking you up and down like he’s mentally making up the measurements of your coffin
and tbh the idea of fighting gunmar freaks you tf out
and you’re supposed to win that fight?
gods
you’re preparing for your nightmares coming true soon
truthfully you knew your fucking job had a 100% mortality rate
you don’t want to die with regrets
so
you spill
you spill all the things you’d wanted to tell him and how much he means to you and that you couldn’t bear it if you were a goner before he knew
miraculously, douxie feels the same and tells you all the things he’d been holding back and and what you mean to him and how much he wants to protect you, that you’re gonna make it, if he had anything to say about it
and everything is perfect for one night
now you have a real reason to win
not that saving humanity isn’t a big responsibility on your shoulders and definitely A Reason
but knowing douxie’s waiting for you, for the life you’ll build together after this, the peace you’ll both have, it’s absolutely a big motivation to give your all and come out victorious and survive
hahaha loser you don’t know about the arcane order
and then merlin uses your microwave to cook a weird potion
you and merlin are alone in the house, but there’s no real mind games necessary. you may have grown past thinking he was a god, but in the end, you’re still a follower of merlin, and if merlin thinks this could give you an edge, well, who are you to question his methods
doesn’t mean you aren’t nervous as your master hands you the bottle
yet you don’t even hesitate to drown yourself in the black abyss of the tub
whatever it takes amirite?
and now you’re a half-troll
a sexy half-troll, if you do say so yourself
yeah, no ‘i’m a monster’ angst here, you’re loving the power-up
you’ve got to treat it like a cool new power-up or you will cry actually tbh i lied about the no-angst thing a new body is disorienting
your only real concern is douxie
not concerned for long tho, he sees you and the first thing out of his mouth is “nuclear!”
and he senses your concern, so he does go out of his way to assure you that boy, girl, enby, or half-troll, he loves you for your soul, darling
also again half-troll! you is hot as hell so he’s not really losing anything here 👀
he makes sure you know that too, not to let any insecurities fester
him raking his eyes up and down you gives the opposite effect of the dread merlin sent down your spine doing it
anyways,,,
doux helps out a lot more in the eternal night
like helps merlin re-defeat and re-seal morgana
he’ll do it again in few weeks but with a bigger role you know, this is practice
thank merlin for that edge YOU ARE THE LAST TROLLHUNTER YOU ARE VICTORIOUS YOUVE GOT GUNMARS HEAD IN YOUR HANDS HAHAHA
but now you’ve got to go to new jersey
douxie’s been instructed to stay in arcadia tho 🥺
it’s okay, you’ll see each other again soon
sooner than you realize
and until then you talk each other to sleep every night over the phone <3
merlins glad, actually. he’s glad hisirdoux found some solace. even if it is with the lamb he was raising for the slaughter. maybe things will go okay for them. the time map suggests it might be so
hisirdoux may have done things in a way he didn’t quite approve of, but that’s because he’s becoming his own wizard, and merlin is proud
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