#lmao i’m kidding

[puckinghischier]

what lip and blush products do you think my gorjus girl uses

(gif is @jakejuentzel’s <3)

gorjus gorjus girls use nature’s blush and lip gloss

(sweat/exertion from hockey)

[butididntpourthewhiskeys]

My co worker got engaged to this girl after 2 months of dating and she herself bought the ring and had the ring in the basket 3 months before they started dating. Talk about manipulative girl and an idiot co worker

Why does this sound like something I’d do 😭😭😭😭😭

[iheartsteve0704]

sorry teen but I need the next four episodes to focus on lesbian witch pining and agathario endgame because in full honesty, we need a kiss more than we need to learn more about wiccan

[emeraldbabygirl]

Not that one famous vav video of baron sliding in behind the fan so she can’t back up no more as ayno just gets right in her face how to send butterflies to everyone in the venue’s stomach and all these brave soilders surviving vav fan meets. Scientists hate them sksksksk baron being that guy tho Jesus Christ and not her twerking just a lil bit on baron skskskksks I’m sorry lmao vav fanmeet vids are so insane they know exactly what to do ugh my turn when I’m kidding ugh need vav to do more cute stuff like that so my heart can explode. And some people are so bold and flirt back and stuff when they meet idols y’all crazy idk how you don’t melt into a puddle and die 🫡

[smellroy]

The Terror but it's Geronimo Stilton

Bonus:

[judge-tenderly]

okay let’s do a for and against on how likely it is charles will die before he’s been king for a year

against

he was coronated on the 16th of may, we’re in feb now. it’s unlikely he won’t get another 6 months at least because

he has access to the best medical care in the world. no way this wasn’t discovered immediately - giving him the best chance of success

for

hes sooooo old

trisha paytas’s baby is due in may. may has 31 days meaning it’s pretty much an even split chance that she’ll give birth before the 16th

centuries of incest doesn’t just make you ugly, it also SERIOUSLY fucks your health. the best doctors in the world can’t fix genetics that battered

the press don’t know shit. if it were just a melanoma that could be easily cut out the palace would have said so

if manifesting is at all real he’s fucked

[royaltea000]

watching yet another person fall from an unimaginably tall height

[randomsufff]

I’m cooking so hard- these aren’t even all the doodles I wanted to draw of these little guys lol

First two doodles are inspired by other posts- the sunflower image is from this post by leeyzart - though they did a more wholesome comic with it 💀 and the Umbrella Academy car meme was inspired by this post by saprozoicworm - the doodle on the bottom left reminded me of it, though idk if that was an intentional reference

The Creek comic is inspired by my head canon that Tweek wears, like, combat or just heavy duty snow boots and Craig wears Converse. Probably a widespread fan canon, but as a girlie who has always worn converse, even to her restaurant job which I don’t recommend, I have almost slip or actually slipped so many times, and I wanted to draw Craig going through that lmao

Second comic is a thought I had when playing TFBW cause there’s this one cutscene, after you defeat Professor Chaos on the roof of the U-Store-It, where Stan does his thing where he flies up using his tape measure or whatever, but WE’RE ON THE ROOF??? WHAT ARE YOU HOOKING ONTO?????? And I thought it was a funny visual if Jesus just was picking his up, cause how else would you explain that (I guess it could be like ~imagination~ but that’s not as funny

[dovewingkinnie]

the starters pokémon series traumatized me as a child but also funny pink and yellow pokémon

[neutralizedfates]

This is so random but it’s so funny that with the release of the book of bill it kinda canonically states that bill is 12 years old. Like I just rember the huge controversy over bill dip bc well dipper is 12 and bill is a billion! But then the book ten years later in an unprecedented 4D chess move says the bill is also, technically 12, like mentally? For his species? So now they’re both hilariously 12 and the ship has backwardly become unproblematic.

[swedenis-h]

HES JUST A GIRL!! DONT MAKE HIM DO COMMUNITY SERVICE!

[pangur-and-grim]

this broken leg experience has made me realize how much muscle you need just to move around the house. I can walk without the cast now, but squatting to pick something up? kneeling and then rising? even standing for a long period in the kitchen takes a lot. and carrying things too, that’s something I couldn’t do while hopping about on crutches. every night I’ve been going to sleep with sore legs and arms just from performing my normal non-intensive household tasks.

[kiivg]

.ngl Davrin came out of nowhere and just hehehehehehhehe 👉👈😳💕.

[anthonycrowley]

i don’t mean ‘we had money’ or ‘we struggled.’ did you know (roughly, within ~$10k or local equivalent) how much your parents made?

[wisteriagoesvroom]

all the PR training in the world could never beat the feral gremlin racerboy outta this man

[littleoceanbabe]

everyone turning up to guillermo’s hiding spot was actually so heartwarming i felt like i was intruding on the moment. they all love him in their own little freakish ways. they’re all friends!! they’re all family!!! they love each other bitches!!!!!!