#lmao I have to get divorced first
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Y’all….
Maybe I’m reading too much into it, but one of the other servers told me and the hot server that we’re a lot alike. He said “y’all have the same energy, same vibes, shared interests.”
I started laughing and was like “what shared interests do we have?”
He said, “that’s for y’all to figure out.”
Is he trying to set us up???
#lmao I have to get divorced first#I am looking for a place though#but holy shit he’s fine af#and apparently we’re both into scary movies#he likes slam poetry#I told him I did theater for half my life#he wanted me to give a final girl scream#like not in a full restaurant lmao#I showed him the picture of me in my Halloween costume
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For the AU in my head of Arcane if it had the time to fully focus on and do Viktors full story
Might do more comedically divorced jayvik art in the future who knows
#chibi blitzcrank if u care#my tiktok caption was ->#jayce talis. yet another victim of divorce court#lmao#my art#art#fanart#digital art#animation#animation meme#arcane#jayvik#jayce talis#viktor arcane#blitzcrank#i like the idea of viktor making blitzcrank into a tiny body first for practical reasons (after all he is creating life)#and then switching him into a bigger body. so its kinda like blitzcrank ages but also vik gets to have the baby experience
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I love how ConcernedApe was like "no, you may not have children with your adorable monster roommate" and instead of making me less feral, that just encouraged me to marry villagers, divorce them, take full custody, then introduce our children to their new monster daddy.
You made me worse, ConcernedApe.
#stardew valley#that's what I do literally every time now#which also means that I no longer marry people I actually like lmao#I already married all the women in various playthroughs in the past#these days I always just marry a man who's irritating me#steal his sperm apparently#then divorce him and introduce his children to their new stepdad#I think I'll probably never do it to harvey or shane#harvey because he doesn't deserve it#shane because I can't stand him so much that I won't let him in my house even to betray#but everyone else is fair game#...I also did this to Penny once lmao rip#she was the last woman that I married and I guess the first one I robbed of her children whoops#I think I was just trying to get the full house achievement and I was like 'eh let's get Penny she wants kids right'#and then when I was done it was like........ okay cool now I'm marrying my actual true love#I have also done it to elliott and sebastian but I like... planned it those times...#sorry I just want to have a happy family with my true love who also happens to be a shadow monster#is that so wrong
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actually on the topic of old drawings; the first-ever drawings I did of Rich, Liam, and Sol turned up on my deep-dive of old discord messages and I was compelled to redraw/compare!
Rich very much predates the worldbuilding of the Michigan Fleet universe, as one of Key/rollerskatinglizard's oldest OCs, and was originally just a normal amount of un-tweaked big and buff dude, although I also sucked at drawing people with body mass back when I drew these lol. It does make me laugh that the huge crooked nose and sad, downturned eyes have been a constant from sketch one!
Liam predates the Michigan Fleet as well and was originally mine! He..... hasn't changed much actually haha. Although his size/prettiness/temper being a genetic modification is new, from the first lengthy discussion of mods where fourhands and hastings both got established (although not by those names). It looks like I coined the mod name "Babydoll", which I do NOT remember doing.
Sol was the most Group Effort of these three, looking back at the messages: Key invented a salty little gorgeous asshole with modded hearing for a snatch of interaction in a wildly different context than his new introduction; roach was the one who suggested the elf ears and iridescent hair to go along with it, I was the one who suggested he was from New York and threw several large pinches of "a big tsundere about Rich" into the mix, and a lot of the much later patrician worldbuilding was roach.
#rich merrill#liam beaker#sol king#Liam is basically the same dude he just now has more backstory and baggage lmao#but tbh his original character outline was 'very flamboyant and affectionate mom friend with a ferocious temper' and that part sure stuck#LOOK IT WENT LIKE THIS.#wrote a side thing that wasn't going to be canon. invented guys for it. Sol was there divorced of his native context. then we wrote an--#--''AU'' where Rich met him in NYC first instead just like. for fun. and then we were like actually? YES. and then also the OG sidefic--#--turned into a full novel and all the OTHER boys we invented for it turned into super fun and interesting characters. and now we're--#--in edits. but also the AU of the self-indulgent side story that became an enormous three-part novel got published first. and that's grea#what I'm saying is Sol's whole deal is such a great example of the absolute horseshit we get up to as authors and i say that with great lov#And also: MULTIPLE novels and novellas in this meandering series of releases have been things somebody started on the side or suggested lik#''haha this would be a fun AU to noodle on'' and now there's hundreds of thousands of words of it.
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had an epiphany the other day that in track 5, ichiro’s past came to haunt him and caused harm to his beloved older figure who looked out for him and ichiro was on a war path for revenge
which is exactly what kuukou went thru in fools gold and idk how to feel about it tbh lmao
#this is vee speaking#like on one hand my hind brain’s just going ‘oh brrrrrr m’paralles m’parallels’ lol#but then the other part is just like fighting back the toxicity demons lmao bc i love kazu with my entire heart#but it drives me up a wall that his team name initials are nb the team trademark is a bandana and that he was ichiro’s long lost friend#like i refuse to be THAT ugly about kuukou and the stage LOL track 5 came first anyway 😭😭😭😭😭#but man do i need to get better at divorcing myself from analysing anything kuukou in regards to the stage lmao i get too upset lol 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#tho i did find a different appreciation for og stage kuukou recently lol#like i genuinely despise the stage for taking so much buddhism out of stage kuukou#but for the sake of the adaptation them focusing on kuukou’s violence and letting his callous attitude be a byproduct of his self reliance#is not bad actually lol#like stage kuukou is not a good monk at all lol but given kuukou’s trajectory#they probably just simplified kuukou giving real meaning to his buddhism by making stage kuukou find buddhism lowkey LOL#is what i think the legends era had in store for kuukou lol idk they could have done something completely different#since y’know they’d just be redoing some of track 5 but hit with a bad ass temple laser lmao#i really don’t know what to make of that lol i think!!!!!! i need to stop thinking yeah!!!!!!
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Anyway I was thinking about Chris a lot lately and I wanted to draw Brent today so why not draw both!
(Angel is Chris' daughter who is like. 6 or 7. And she very happily has announced she will marry Mr. Right when she grows up and Right is just like "yes exactly, see, Chris? One person loves me enough to marry me I love my future wife" and it drives Chris up a wall. Brent normally calls her Angel but sometimes he has to push the button.)
#my characters#also just bc i think its fun to say bc its really old art#the original art of chris was actually the time brent realized he thought right was cute#it was just right sitting on chris' desk laughing at whatever they were talking about and brent was like oh god#hes so cute when hes genuinely happy what ???#that was the first time i drew chris lmao was him getting rights beaming smile which i think is nice for him#he deserves that tbh hes just a dad who accidentally dads his coworkers#chris is also one of the only ocs i have that doesnt spend the entire plot pining lmao#hes just divorced and now in a poly relationship but his daughter is from the divorce not one of the two hes dating#but he just is like hello there please look at my cute girlfriend and boyfriend#and right has to ask hey uh are you really dating two people and do they know you are dating two people#chris is just yup they sure do know considering they are also dating each other there are poly relationships buddy#and for what its worth i have not drawn either of the people he is dating yet they have names#and also both brent and right hate the boyfriend while karen is normally neutral but is swayed to dislike easily w him#oops i fell in love
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#silv rambles#so my dad has convinced his lawyers that hes got capacity and has revoked the PoA and Enduring Guardianship that i never wanted to be#ahh i am so glad to be free#the anxiety and depression i have felt especially since last june#is almost unexplainable#i did this for my sister I who really put herself through SO much trying to help this man who is selfish beyond measure & always has been#she tries to give him grace for the Huntington's but the truth is hes always been manipulating and self centred#hes stolen the last months of my mum he stole my recovery from cancer he stole our grieving period and he caused me to start having#panic attacks again and opened up trauma from csa (not him) that i had long dealt with by raising it without preface or warning#anyway#he wanted us removed as he has changed his mind and realised he'll be better off if he doesn't divorce his wife#and we are concerned that he doesn't understand the full impact of this#but hes been found to have enough capacity to make some choices so hes appointed her son- his step son- who he says will be impartial#lmao#anyway anyway#its all ao long and HORRIBLE and boring#but hes made his choices and wr are free#and i hope my sister I geta some peace#and i think all of us (my three sisters and I) can grieve mama and start to live with joy how she wants#and tomorrow im going to the ladies baths to swim in the ocean and then ill do some gardening and then#I don't know#finish my weaving#finish my seamus fic#who fucking knows#but i won't have yo be replying to messages berating me for something I never did in the first place or demanding i do something immediately#while also telling me i am stupid as im dyslexic and probably don't understand what he wants#etc etc#i want to write a proper post about this but i just need to get this out of me for now
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So as I said I watched fc recently with my friend and after I was telling my partner like “haha I’ve watched this movie five times in the last three months”
And my friend called it my comfort movie and I just had to stop like
“Huh… I guess it is now”
#xmen first class#Cherik#look I have made everyone import to me watch it recently#my mom my bestie and my partner#and I also watched it alone#hell if any of my moots wanna watch it over discord im down#lmao#I just find comfort it watching these idiots fall in love and then get divorced
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Behold, the six "unique" roles of Stonevale, one of the colonies in Fading Hollow.
I've been thinking about this setting a lot lately, including all the characters. Honestly, I want to make every cat individual under the hood, but that is slowly driving me mad. For now, here are six of them:
Chief Ra'shira - the leader. Aggressive, irritable, but fiercely loyal to kith and kin.
Deputy Haystalk - her second in command and gentle younger brother. He has spent the majority of his adulthood smoothing over the trouble his sister's temper causes
Raven, the Seer - religious leader and second eldest cat in the colony. A grumpy bastard for the ages. The only company he enjoys is Mera and his sister, Blueshell
Mera Yari-tsa - a lifelong queen who has had a paw in raising every litter in the past 50 moons, earning her great respect. The most knowledgeable midwife in the hollow
Acorn - a senior messenger. He won't retire until his former apprentice, Puff, is ready to mentor another cat to take his place
Puff - a young messenger. He seems empty headed and the wrong body type for his position, but he has a fantastic memory and a knack for social situations
#gopher writes#gopher art#fading hollow#original art#cat art#worldbuilding#original characters#cat ocs#no idea what else to tag this tbh#this setting has basically been divorced from warrior cats at this point tbh. just because i keep adding shit#the more i build it the more i see this less as a warriors fanclan set and more as an individual story that owes a lot to wc#also- most of what ive posted about FH is still canon. the Yari-tsa are basically masters of childcare. this is still post apocalypse#however. new shit has been added. a calendar. strange mutations. ect#i also try to keep to some basic genetics. will have to create a family tree at some point. not looking forward to it tbh.#on the bright side the laws they live by are different. so we can deal#my plan is to make a webcomic of this. starting with a few fun nonlinear comics to give y'all a feel for the flavor of the setting#kinda like a pilot. then start the first arc. wish me luck. still a while before i get to any of that though lmao
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Aomine and kise are the type of people to end up accidently married in vegas.
oh most definitely!! thinking abt aomine and kise drunkenly getting married in vegas and then posting it to their stories, giving their pr teams simultaneous heart attacks
#knb#aokise#asks#sleepzonesworld#ur mind>>>>#top 3 craziest nights for gom and friends#top 3 nightmare for gom and friends pr teams#'i cant believe u two got MARRIED???' 'well the problem isnt we got married. the problem is we posted it on INSTAGRAM.#which is why we hired u. please help us'#the pr teams advice being 'well u can blame it on being drunk and get a divorce'#and theyre like 'oh no r u kidding we want to keep being married' 'okay than just publicly deny but be together in private'#'idk that feels like a violation of our vows :/'#akashis dissapointed in them bc they didnt have time to properly invite their close friends and make a wedding registry#'u guys couldve gotten so many gifts that help u in building ur future together' 'okay first of all it isnt that serious#second of all we were DRUNK' 'we should plan a wedding reception for u guys later in the summer' 'ohmygod'#maybe its bc its june rn but the thought of them doing this during june is hilarious to me#getting married and accidentally revealing it during pride month and maybe even nba finals#right amount of things to make the internet explode LMAO
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I was browsing my docs and oughieeeee oren 🥺🥺🥺 i had forgotten abt this
#of course she's dressing to prevent getting stabbed her mother and brother will be there lmao#giving oren and kagrenac a cringefail marriage was the best thing i did for both of them. two insufferable people who have#exuded divorced energy since their first meeting#mesa de bar#one writing tag to rule them all
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#i'n going to rant a little on tags because it's late lmao#but dating is so hard#i am getting so turned off from this person i went on a date with because they are texting me so much like we're basically in a relationship#and i am like...no...also i am at my parents for the first time#in 2.5 years#after my divorce#after my surgery and my mom's#and like mate!!! we dont have to text 24/7 we are not dating and now i'm not sure i want to go on another date :))))
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I finished reading Dungeon Meshi in a week...
#i am crying.. the amount of times this manga made me sob#i am an emotional bitch tho so its not like its hard to make me cry lmao#i have many thoughts#spoilers in the tags i guess#good ones regarding the manga itself#bad ones regarding the fandom but thats normal about every fandom so im not even surprised#youre telling me that marcille has such a complicated backstory regarding her lifespan#and having had to watch her father. her only friend. wither and die before her eyes#and shes terrified of her loved ones dying and leaving her alone and that fear is what kickstarts everything#and all the fandom reduced her to was cringe fail lesbian? :)#dont get me wrong i love when shes pathetic but the more i read the manga and the more we were revealed my first thought was#'why did i see like five essays for laios and not a single one for marcille?'#i see more posts of people paying attention to chilchuk cause hes a divorced dad and making angst about that#than about everything marcille has been gone through#god shes such an interesting character#AND I NEVER WOULD HAVE FOUND OUT IF I HADNT READ THE MANGA#not a single post about marcilles character thats isnt talking about how shes cringe fail or a lesbian in the tag#ended up giving up scrolling through it#i swear if this tags attracks people with no reading comprehension
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aaaaaaand it's starting. mom's bestie just texted me asking to come over this weekend cause it's Bad and it's probably the last chance to talk and maybe say goodbye to my mom's husband and i need to take care of her. god. i wont get through this weekend unless im high or drunk istg.
#time to slightly overdose my depression meds again ig lol#anyway. it is a little better with me these last two weeks. turns out the meds do work when you actually take em regularly#but first my best friend's break up that she's blowing up to unimaginable size#acting as if she just got divorced with the love of her life after 20 years#and not ended a few months long relationship with a guy who's been the source of most of her troubles since the moment they started dating#(ofc she's valid and id never tell her that because like. i get it. some people feel stuff more deeply. but its hard to be supportive#when you genuinely feel like this is the best possible outcome for her and that the relationship was only dragging her down all this time)#and now this. and this is gonna be infinitely worse. and then it's gonna get a million times worse when he actually does die.#and i feel like the worst most selfish person ever which like. probably am. but i did tell my cousin who actually knows my mom really well#and she said she understands and that my fears ARE valid because SHE'S terrified of how she's gonna handle my mom#and she wouldn't wanna be me in that situation cause it's gonna be so much worse for me lmao#like i feel like people who know my mother casually really dont understand just how unhinged emotionally she is#anyway. i feel so overwhelmed. i cant handle this jesus.#but im also emotionally unavailable and refuse to actually confide in another person because i dont want to be a bother <3333#god i love tumblr. i can literally type anything in those tags lol it's the perfect form of venting since you can just scroll by#but i will still have let it out of myself anyway uwu i literally dont need that therapy fr#anyway. i feel so unbelievably fucking lonely and on one hand it's my own fault for withdrawing and refusing to ask for help.#but on the other hand. i AM alone. like there's no one who can help me in this particular situation.#i have no siblings. obviously my dad isnt gonna help. it all falls down to me. good god. i wanna throw up.
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#today on: Allie Liveblogs Her Parents’ Divorce:#two and a half fucking hour long phone call with my dad about how he thinks my mom is the problem#in the INSANE dynamic they have going on with his 24 year old lesbian employee who is LIVING WITH THEMMMMMMM#and him doing his signature I Am Just A Reasonable Man Perceiving The Situation Objectively shtick#us both mouthing I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!! at the phone#ohhhhhh he wanted us to say she should just get over her frustration and then there wouldn’t be a problem#and she shouldn’t be frustrated in the first place because the problems Aren’t Even Legitimate Problems Because They Could Be Worse#and like. my mom has been bringing up divorce to us since 2019 and he has expressed that he wants to improve the marriage recently#and they uh. got married due to a miscommunication and are entirely incompatible LOL like i’ve been Trying but this call made me feel like…#Its So Over My Dudes#but apparently he thinks their marriage is NOT on thin ice it’s a 9/10#revised to ‘idk MAYBE it’s an 8/10’ when he told us he doesn’t think. in 34 years. they have ever had a two sided conversation…#they Have Never Once Had A Conversation by his recounting. thats not true but it IS an insane thing to say STEVE#ohhhhhh he makes me mad ohhhhh i’ve been in my Dad Anger era for a couple months and he brought it to the SURFACE tonight babey!!!!!!!!!#ohhhhhhhh he does not respect his wife he does not try to understand her he does not think of her as a real person#and i mean. she’s nuts and takes her feelings out on everyone around her!!! she is only just now seeking to manage her adhd#but she tries so hard for him and he’s just. full of shit and i’m sick of him. ok cutting myself off but this has been:#ALHPD#which will be the tag now ig if anyone wants to mute LOL#ohhhhhhhhhh this has dealt me so much psychic damage i have so much evil energy now lmao#ohhhhhh 🔪🔪🔪👨🏻🪚🪚🪚#🔨🔨🔨🔨#🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈#ok that’s all
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i replayed turnabout trump again for like. the 5th time i think??? god its such a good case
#ace attorney spoilers#i literally cannot get over the foreshadowing that only really hits when you play the case again with full context of the game in mind#'is this your idea of revenge for what happened 7 years ago'#kristoph projecting 'settling an old score' onto phoenix when that was actually HIS motive#also just the fact that phoenix and kristoph here were basically divorcing in court in front of everyone very bitterly BDKHKAD#also how kristoph's sprites are slowly revealed over time#you go from only seeing his normal ones to suddenly the one where he has his hand on his glasses#then the one where he looks up kinda evily and then the twitchy ones the hair in front of his eyes yadda yadda#they did not have to start this game off with such a banger of a case but im so glad they did#also yes i have played this case specifically 5 times though i should say i have not played apollo justice itself in full 5 times (yet)#the first time i played it i was emulating the game on citra but did not get past the intro to turnabout corner on there#the second time i got the cartridge for christmas and played through the game in full#the third time i started to replay the game only a week after beating it the first time (i don't remember if i made it to the last case)#the fourth time was another replay attempt but i stopped at turnabout serenade#and the fifth time was just today where i intend to replay the rest of the game in its entirety again#i am very normal about Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney (lying)#anyways im gonna make sure i actually make it to turnabout succession this time lmao#i dont think ive gotten to that case since i played the first time and i wanna see kristoph's final case as well as see vera again....#turnabout serenade is always about where i stop when replaying the game#i didn't mind the case the first time i played the game but now its kind of a roadblock to me#turnabout trump is great and i love turnabout corner!!#and then there's serenade... but then there's succession!!!!#anyways NDKABDKJD#also don't get me wrong i like serenade just. not as much as the other cases
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