#liza palmer

[shitpostingperidot]

Ok you know what, the level of lesbianism of this part of Higher Further Faster (Palmer 2019) deserves its own post. Also, my post with the front cover is taking off but just look at the illustration of Maria on the back cover:

So. This is the emotional climax of the official Captain Marvel tie-in prequel novel:

That’s right, an angsty Danbeau love confession is the core of Carol Danvers’s backstory! Marvel published this!

And then, Carol gets in an anxiety spiral about not deserving Maria:

But not too long after, they reconcile, reiterating their love in a calmer moment:

Oh yeah, and they were roommates.

And this! This is the turning point of Carol’s character arc!

This is what defines her character for the final chapters: the knowledge that she’s found someone who makes her feel safe and loved and happy. Hello?!

And they don’t even no-homo it by calling themselves sisters until like 3 chapters later. This book makes me unhinged and I’m probably gonna write an essay about it but like. My god. This part is just another level.

[judgingbooksbycovers]

Family Reservations: A Novel

By Liza Palmer.

[nevinslibrary]

Weird and Wonderful Wednesday

I’ve loved Captain Marvel (and Carol Danvers’ incarnation of Ms. Marvel before that) since she’s existed in her current incarnation. And, so, this book was so much fun. It takes on a different time in Carol Danvers life, her time at the US Air Force flight school. In this case it’s about her first year at flight school. It’s not easy for her (which is really cool to see) and, she meets Maria Rambeau. So exciting, so exciting.

I think that this was supposed to sorta be a prequel to the first Captain Marvel movie, and, it does sort of work as that. But, honestly, it works without the movie as well. And, the Captain Marvel lover in me, as well as the Stargate SG-1 fan too (also an ‘Air Force fandom’) just tore through this YA book. So good.

You may like this book If you Liked: Breaking Sky by Cory McCarthy, Black Widow by Kelly Thompson, or Flygirl by Sherri L. Smith

Captain Marvel: Higher, Further, Faster by Liza Palmer

[whenweallvote]

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[isloun]

[simtleman]

We finally have a tenant for the red/pink apartment, y'all! Like I said before and by the looks of it, I felt like that apartment had to be owned by a young, single little lady. One of those crazy flappers one could see hanging around town at indecent times at night, smoking from their thin cigarette holders and dancing to the Charleston like there's no tomorrow!

One does not have to be too bright to see she's clearly inspired by Sally Bowles from Cabaret. And yes, she'll have green nails as an homage to the one and only Liza Minnelli. Don't be fooled by her million simoleon looks, though: she comes from the wrong side of the tracks, most of her jewels are rhinestones and the few expensive items she owns came from admirers and suiters from the speakeasy she works at as a showgirl... for 5 simoleons an hour. Yikes!

Now, I'd like you to help me picking up a name for her. I'm in between a few choices:

[pokemanix]

Welcome to POKEMANIX

Enjoy your stay. I like reblogging pkmn stuff of all kinds! That includes fanart and official stuff

I also post pkmn card posts for every pkmn character. If your favourite isn't up yet, they either don't have a card or theyre in the queue.

Official Pokemon Trainer Cards Easy List;

Gen 1

Red, Blue, Green, Leaf, Ash Ketchum, Mom, Professor Oak, Imposter Professor Oak, Daisy Oak, Bill, Celio, Mr. Fuji, Copycat, Giovanni, Jessie and James, Butch and Cassidy, Sird, Team Rocket Grunts, Brock, Misty, Lt. Surge, Erika, Koga, Sabrina, Blaine, Lorelei, Bruno, Agatha, Lance

Gen 2

Ethan, Kris, Lyra, Mom, Professor Elm, Silver, Eusine, Mary, Mr. Pokemon, Kurt, Buena, Archer, Ariana, Proton, Petrel, Falkner, Bugsy, Whitney, Morty, Chuck, Jasmine, Pryce, Clair, Janine, Will, Karen

Gen 3

Brendan, May, Mom, Professor Birch, Wally, Zinnia, Scott, Mr. Briney, Mr. Stone, Gabby and Ty, Lanette, Brigette, Professor Cozmo, Captain Stern, Aarune, Lisia, Archie, Matt, Shelly, Maxie, Tabitha, Courtney, Team Aqua Grunts, Team Magma Grunts, Roxanne, Brawly, Wattson, Flannery, Norman, Winona, Tate, Liza, Wallace, Juan, Sidney, Phoebe, Glacia, Drake, Steven Stone, Noland, Greta, Tucker, Lucy, Spenser, Brandon, Anabel

Gen 4

Lucas, Dawn, Johanna (Mom), Professor Rowan, Barry, Felicity, Looker, Roxy and Oli, Cheryl, Riley, Mira, Buck, Marley, Bebe, Roseanne, Cyrus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Team Galactic Grunts, Charon, Roark, Gardenia, Maylene, Crasher Wake, Fantina, Byron, Candice, Volkner, Aaron, Bertha, Flint, Lucian, Cynthia, Palmer, Thorton, Dahlia, Darach, Argenta

Gen 5

Hilbert, Hilda, Nate, Rosa, Mom (BW), Mom (B2W2), Professor Juniper, Cedric Juniper, Fennel, Cheren, Bianca, Hugh, N, Colress, Ghetsis, Zinzolin, Gorm, Bronius, Giallo, Ryoku, Rood, Anthea, Concordia, Shadow Triad, Team Plasma Grunts, Cilan, Chili, Cress, Lenora, Burgh, Elesa, Clay, Skyla, Brycen, Drayden, Iris, Roxie, Marlon, Shauntal, Marshal, Grimsley, Caitlin, Alder, Benga, Ingo, Emmet

Gen 6

Calem, Serena, Grace (Mom), Professor Augustine Sycamore, Shauna, Tierno, Trevor, Alexa, Cassius, Inver, Sina, Dexio, Gurkinn, Bonnie, Emma, AZ, Lysandre, Chalmers, Aliana, Bryony, Celosia, Marie, Xerosic, Team Flare Grunts, Viola, Grant, Korrina, Ramos, Clemont, Valerie, Olympia, Wulfric, Malva, Siebold, Wikstrom, Drasna, Diantha, Dana, Evelyn, Morgan, Nita, Kali, Katherine

Gen 7

Elio, Selene, Mom, Professor Kukui, Professor Burnet, Lillie, Hau, Samson Oak, Guzma, Plumeria, Gladion, Team Skull Grunts, Lusamine, Wicke, Faba, Aether Paradise Employees, Phyco, Dulse, Soliera, Zossie, Ilima, Lana, Kiawe, Mallow, Sophocles, Acerola, Mina, Hala, Olivia, Nanu, Hapu, Kahili, Molayne, Mohn, Ryuki

Gen 8

Victor, Gloria, Mum, Professor Magnolia, Sonia, Hop, Bede, Marnie, Sordward, Shielbert, Ball Guy, Team Yell Grunts, Rose, Oleana, Milo, Nessa, Kabu, Bea, Allister, Opal, Gordie, Melony, Piers, Raihan, Leon, Cara Liss, Jack, Dan, Mustard, Klara, Avery, Honey, Hyde, Peony, Peonia, Digging Duo, Koko

Hisui

Rei, Akari, Professor Laventon, Kamado, Cyllene, Zisu, Pesselle, Tao Hua, Sanqua, Colza, Beni, Ress, Rye, Cogita, Choy, Anthe, Charm, Clover, Coin, Vessa, Adaman, Mai, Arezu, Iscan, Melli, Sabi, Irida, Lian, Calaba, Palina, Gaeric, Pearl Clan Members, Diamond Clan Members, Ginter, Volo, Tuli, Mani

Gen 9

Florian, Juliana, Professor Sada, Professor Turo, Nemona, Arven, Penny, Clavell, Jacq, Dendra, Miriam, Raifort, Saguaro, Salvatore, Tyme, Katy, Brassius, Iono, Kofu, Larry, Ryme, Tulip, Grusha, Rika, Poppy, Hassel, Geeta, Giacomo, Mela, Atticus, Ortega, Eri, Carmen, Youssef, Team Star Grunts, Carmine, Kieran, Perrin, Kitakami Caretaker, Billy and O'Nare, Briar, Cyrano, Drayton, Lacey, Crispin, Amarys, Liko, Roy, Friede, Dot

Go

Professor Willow, Candela, Blanche, Spark

Other

Imakuni?, Holon, Trainer Classes (1, 2, 3, 4, 5), Pokemon Center Ladies, NPCs (1, 2, 3, 4)

[happy-lemon]

tag game

I was tagged by @beachyserasims and @papermint-airplane and @zosa95 Thank you!!

last song I listened to: Holiday by Problem Child, Nelieux, and Jus Jay King

favourite place: Berlin, but Les Anses-d'Arlet in Martinique is a very, very close second.

favourite book(s): Raw Blue by Kirsty Eagar

currently reading: I just finished Nowhere But Home by Liza Palmer, but I haven't started reading anything new yet.

favourite tv show: The Good Place

favorite food: Sushi

I'm going to tag @cinamun @therichantsim @budgie2budgie @simplysimmingaway and @rebouks. Do. Don't do. It's all good. xo

[marvelsassbutts]

omg hii love your writing! i know u said u're trying not to set yourself up for disappointment if she's nothing like u imagined but like................free the thoughts feed temptation what's ur maria rambeau mcu binary like? 👁️

FINE !!! i'll cave (aka i love talking about maria rambeau and no force alive can stop me...not even.........me)

what is my maria rambeau binary like AHHHH honestly she's still not fully fleshed out in my head for reasons you mentioned that i may have mentioned (i'm scared of the brains at marvel) but i think ideally starting with her backstory i want it to be completely different from carol's - i think people have pointed out that 838 maria probably had a similar story to carol because of the kree suit but binary is just BINARY - i think even in the comics (someone let me know if i'm wrong) the character kind of just is (?) like it's the powers without the person if i'm understanding what people have told me lol so i think there's a lot of room to play with who maria was before the powers if there's even a before to see!

in terms of character i think about that one interview with the captain marvel cast (the insane one where brie talked for like a minute and a half straight on how maria is the love of the film.....yeah) where the interviewer said "so maria is like a softer version of carol" and lashana very quickly was like "uhh...no" and I SO AGREE !!! i think maria, because of the era she and carol came into the airforce, had to be a lot tougher than carol actually especially as a Black woman so i want binary to reflect that part of maria the one who was top of her class at USAFA

but with that in miiiiinnnndddd......maria is funny! if you haven't read the prequel novel to captain marvel (higher further faster by liza palmer) i SOOO so recommend it! she's just as fun and ridiculous and stupid (affectionate😭) as carol and while we got little glimpses of that in captain marvel we deserve so much more

this is such a tough question to answer because in terms of "616" maria rambeau we really didn't get a lot so when i think about binary i'm like "man, i hope she's developed!" and i would count that as a win lol

when it comes to her relationship with carol..............................................I'M UNDECIDED!!!!!!!!!!

obviously she doesn't have a monica (or a monice she remembers!!!!) so that leaves us questioning what her relationship with carol is if there's one at all - i think it would be kind of funny if she had a carol and just couldn't stand her and then our carol shows up like "maria!" and binary's like "aw man" but that's just my shits and giggles idea

i don't think i want her to have a carol because i want that spot to be left open for our carol because even if they give us a binary who is in love with her carol danvers it's like okay well how often are we gonna see this universe? is it just a cop out? and i think that's a valid fear with the mcu lmaoooo - PLUS i want her to be flirty SORRY I'LL SAY IT if carol does show up and she either reminds binary of someone she lost or is someone completely new i need binary to have the space to be like "what the hell is wrong with you and why is it working on me" like i need it. i need it? i need it.

so all in allllllllllllllllllllllllll my mcu binary is all the things that maria is and we didn't get the full amount of in captain marvel and the marvels one because she deserves it and two lashana can fucking DO it!

i think that's all from me for now but i will probably have more to say in 6 seconds flat.

**also thank you so much for reading my works :')) that means so so much and warms me right up

[aimmyarrowshigh]

I just finished Captain Marvel: Higher Further Faster (by Liza Palmer -- the YA novel) and holy GOD Carol/Maria is THEE ship of the MCU they are CANON SO IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER I can't even HANDLE it I love them so MUCH they're so MADE FOR EACH OTHER

[paulinawoodpecker]

Tad the lost explorer and the crystal’s odyssey cast

@jakkiisthatboy2

Main Voices:

Tad: Trevor white

Sara: Alex Kelly

Mummy: Joseph Balderrama

Tiffany maze: Gemma whelan

Ramona: Pippa Bennett Warner

Victoria: Elena Sanz

Ramirez: Elena suarel

Reena Roberto Ramirez: Olivia Rodrigo

Lukas Williams: Patton oswalt

Flora peace: Ariana grande

Minnie wakanda: Kiki Layne

Snowy Moscow: Taylor swift

Jessie wakins: Tiffany haddish

Kelsey swells: Ariel Winter

Chai Ming Kong: akwafina

Nagham hugh: beyonce

Roger: Roger Craig smith

Kenny: Ken jeong

Christopher: Chris Pratt

Kevin: Kevin hart

Jeremy: Josh gad

Dagenia: Moses Ingram

Liza: Letitia wright

Oganda: Danai Gurrai

Jaiden: Jacob tremblay

Young Jaiden: Shelby young

Indiana Jones: Dustin Hoffman

Nathan drake: Jim Parsons

Dora: Isabela Merced

Tiffany mordon: Sheila Victor

Blair: dove Cameron

Ying: Constance Wu

Andrea: Christina Vee

Riña: Brittney spears

Max: Adam James

Jack: Ramon tikaram

Pickles: Gary Martin

Amy Jefferson: auli’i Cravalho

Jasmine Jefferson: Lexi Medrano

Singing:

Tad: ZAYN

Sara: Tori Kelly

Mummy: Joseph Balderrama

Tiffany maze: Taylor swift

Ramona: Bebe wood

Victoria: auli’i Cravalho

Ramírez: auli’i Cravalho

Reena: Olivia Rodrigo

Lukas: Justin Bieber

Anne: Philpha Alexander

Tiffany mordon: Renee Rapp

Riña: Brittney spears

Max mordon: Adam James

Blair: dove Cameron

Ying: Constance wu

Andrea: Christina Vee

Jasmine: Tori Kelly

Amy: auli’i Cravalho

Other voices:

Tad's grandma: Jenny slate

Katie peace: Leslie Mann

Josh rackham peace: Peter Dinklage

Talia Stones: Taraji P. Henson

Michael Jefferson: John Goodman

Anderson: Billy Crystal

Joe: Nicholas cage

Ryu: Ed guaghan

Brian: Ben cura

Professor Lavoff: Jim Carter

Selena Stones: Aimee Carrero

Sara's mother: Amy Landecker

Ralph: Will Arnett

Daniele: Angelina Jolie

Josh: Seth Rogen

Marian: Geraldine Viswanathan

Minnie’s mother: Queen Latifah

Minnie’s father: Jack Black

Nala: Lucy Liu

Jax wakins: Will Smith

Angelica wakins: Catherine Keener

Mack: Jesse Eisenberg

Jolene: Anya Taylor Joy

Mary: Jennifer Lopez

Jacob: Jason Sudeikis

Riley: Madison Polan

Jess: Nicky Minaj

Mark: Ben Schwartz

John: Raymond Ochoa

Nagham’s mother: Keke Palmer

Kohl: Ben Stiller

Kanji: Charlie Saxton

Grandpa Lu mian: Kelsey Grammer

Grandma Jie mei: Kathryn Hahn

Charlotte: Selena Gomez

Ronald: Robert De Niro

Jackie: Viola Davis

Joe: Davis Cross

Mika: Hayden Rolence

Lin Jung: Alec Baldwin

Kenny’s mother: Annie Potts

Regina: Cameron Diaz

Messiah: Mike Myers

Miracle: Sarah Vowell

Emily: Renee Zellweger

George: Chris Rock

News reporter: Keegan Michael key

Margie: Lena Headey

Song list:

A different beat: little mix;(Rini’s cheerleading practice)

Do what you gotta do: dove Cameron: (pickles max and jack’s and Reena’s argument)

What was I made for: Billie Ellish (the mind of memories form first to third film)

Perfect people: Becky hill (mummy’s capture)

Granted: Olivia Rodrigo( rini realizes what she had done)

The rose song: Olivia Rodrigo and ZAYN (Reena cheers tad up)

Stuck with you: Ariana grande and Justin Bieber (Reena and Lukas’s love song)

Hold on: Becky hill (the gang continues on their journey)

World burn reprise Renee Rapp (Tiffany mordons villain song; she starts making everyone mean using her powers; her revenge on tad)

Respectless: (Reena stands up to pickles for Victoria)

Courage in me: Lou (Tad’s transformation)

Lazarus drug: (epilogue song)

A wish worth making: (end credits)

Empire: Ella Henderson ( playing in the background when end credits rolling)

[shitpostingperidot]

How old is Carol Danvers???

(Inspired by a post by @blindluck which was in turn inspired by a post by me and @marvelsassbutts )

So I just found out the official Captain Marvel wiki places Carol Danvers’s birth date in 1965. At first I thought “that’s ridiculous” for reasons that will become clear through this long ass post. But then I saw they cited drawings by the assistant art director on Captain Marvel, found on her portfolio! That’s pretty official!

Wait what’s that at the bottom…

1984???? For Carol’s USAFA basic training???? This is impossible, the movie is wrong, and here’s why.

(Excerpt from my future video essay incoming)

There are no dates in Higher, Further, Faster; the marketing text on Amazon, Liza Palmer’s website, etc just says “80s.” So, we need to do some detective work.

We know that the 2019 film Captain Marvel takes place in 1995. Since it takes place in Southern California and Louisiana, the warm weather doesn’t tell us much about the time of year. Personally, I believe it takes place on March 8, 1995, because that’s the exact day I was born, and my birthday is the day the movie was released on to coincide with International Women’s Day. Regardless, Monica Rambeau is eleven years old in the film, putting her birth in 1983 or 1984. So, Maria’s pregnancy must have begun in 1982 or 1983.

Here’s a “fun” fact about US military academies: until less than one year ago (summer 2023, a full three years after Captain Marvel came out), cadets at USAFA who became pregnant were required to either drop out, have an abortion, or relinquish their parental rights to their child.

Dropping out also means reimbursing the government for your tuition for all classes you’ve taken up to this point, and giving up your ability to be commissioned as a second lieutenant in the Air Force upon graduation. Definitely not an option someone as driven as Maria wants to consider. In fact, we know this isn’t what happened, because this news article Carol hung up in her spaceship in The Marvels says that Maria Rambeau is a USAFA graduate.

We also know that Maria didn’t have an abortion, because, well, Monica Rambeau herself is tangible evidence. Theoretically, it is possible for Maria to have given up parental rights and adopted back her own child after graduation. Before the policy change in 2023 that allowed cadets to be parents, many found this to be their best option (see the article I screenshotted above). However, this process is really expensive and takes a lot of work with a lawyer over a period of months or years. From the little we know of Carol and Maria’s life pre-crash, (it was busy, they lived in an expensive area, and Maria only had Carol for support), I think we can assume that it’s less likely that Maria was forced to adopt her own daughter than that Maria graduated USAFA before becoming pregnant in 1982 or 83.

That still doesn’t answer the question of when this book takes place, though. The exact year is important, as the military had some major differences under the Gerald Ford, Jimmy Carter, and Ronald Reagan administrations of the 70s and 80s, and one of the things I want to assess this book on is accuracy.

Oh wait, what’s that? Another discriminatory policy that helps us date this book? That’s right, USAFA didn’t enroll women as cadets until Public Law 94-106 went into effect in 1976.

What’s more, Carol and Maria cannot have been part of this first group of women cadets, because in the book, there is an upperclassman character who is a woman. Officer Cadet Chen is one of the leaders of Basic Training for Carol and Maria’s flight, a position cadets aren’t allowed to hold until their third or fourth year at the Academy.

So, Carol and Maria must enter USAFA no earlier than 1978 to be two or more years younger than Chen, and must graduate no later than 1983 for Monica to exist. To comply with the marketing blurb’s declaration that this book takes place “in the 80s”, let’s say that Carol and Maria’s first year is the 1979-1980 school year.

(End excerpt)

In conclusion, Maria and Carol were born in 1960 or 1961 (with pretty equal likelihood of which birthday makes them 18 at the start of the book, since USAFA basic happens the summer before the school year), not 1965. It would be impossible for them to have done basic training in 1984 as in the production drawing, because they would have to have already graduated and be well on their way to test pilot school which is a whole other policy can of worms before Monica’s birth in 1983 or 1984.

In conclusion conclusion, Carol is ~34 in Captain Marvel and ~64 in The Marvels, and the MCU should hire fans to fact check for them.

[maryrobinette]

Interview with Liza Palmer

Once a quarter Mary Robinette hosts a Book Club for her Patreon members and brings in the author of the book or short story we read together to chat with. She’s delighted that she got to bring in Liza Palmer e to talk about her book “Family Reservations”. Below you’ll find the first 27 minutes of the chat available on youtube. In the full version they spoke for an hour and you can find that on…

[chdmeeksmartins]

The very important side characters that no one asked for… in my AU

(see what i did there? 😅)

Kimberly Anne Palmer. Born October 27th, 1982. ISTJ. Enneagram 5w6. FC: Sophie Thatcher.

Ryan Henry Palmer. Born October 27th, 1982. ENTJ. Enneagram 8w7. FC: Rudy Pankow.

Zachary Ian Kelso. Born February 15th, 1986. ESTP. Enneagram 4w3. FC: Jonah Hauer-King.

Nikki Maria Morales. Born July 15th, 1986. ESTJ. Enneagram 8w9. FC: Liza Soberano.

Christine Abigail Baker. Born March 26th, 1996. ENTJ. Enneagram 1w2. FC: Meg Donnelly.

Natalie Renée Montgomery. Born July 5th, 1996. INFJ. Enneagram 6w5. FC: Lola Tung.

with differing levels of importance throughout the story… whether it’s Zach & Nikki (pretty important supporting characters) or someone more minor (but who might be important later!) like Natalie.

[cantsayidont]

July 1974. How I know some of you are trying to be.

The cover of WEREWOLF BY NIGHT #19 is by Gil Kane, but the faces have clearly been touched up by Tom Palmer, presumably to make the male vampire look more like Dracula, which it's actually not! The vampires are Louis Belski, a deranged actor who had played Dracula, and Liza Pyne, an actress Belski had almost murdered before Dracula showed up and killed them both (in a contemporary Marv Wolfman story from DRACULA LIVES! #4 that's much better than this one). They're not even on the moon. It's almost like you can't trust anything on a comic book cover anymore …

[steel--fairy]

thoughts on relationships for npc's. partners and kids and stuff like that. some stuff is canon, some is implied canon, some is wholly my own headcanons

if theres just 2 characters names and nothing else then thats just me saying they get together and are endgame

theres also a lot of ones where im unsure, mainly for young characters. I'll come up with something eventually idk

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prof oak had a wife (not agatha, tho there mayhaps was a fling when they were young and rivals) and a son and both are now dead. alas

daisy and bill briefly get together as teens but end up with other people as adults

erika has a wife who's also a professor at celadon university. shes not a trainer and teaches something mundane like math

koga has a wife who is not a ninja but is still highly proficient in poisons. janines their only kid

sabrina is aroace, no relationships

blaine has also never been in one and sees no need to, though hes not aroace

giovanni swims in bitches, tho he's never been married and has no plans to ever get married. ariana having silver was a business deal between them.

lorelei is a serial dater who cant keep a boyfriend. erika keeps trying to set her up with a nice girl she knows but lorelei always turns it down

bruno is like blaine. doesnt care for dating but not aroace

agatha definitely had a husband she 100% killed 2 years into the marriage

unsure: brock, misty, surge, lance

elm is married, has a young kid.

falkner/janine

bugsy's a triple a. aromantic asexual agender

whitney/jasmine

morty/eusine

chuck is married, has a teenaged son

pryce was married tho hes now a widower. no children.

karen/will

proton is a serial dater of the female rocket grunts. refuses to ever be tied down to one person

archer has feelings for giovanni but keeps them hidden. doesnt date. ditto for ariana

petrel has a wife who somehow has no idea hes in team rocket

unsure: clair, lance

norman and birch both obviously have wives and kids

roxanne/brawly

wattson has a wife whos about 15 yrs younger than him. no kids, just a plusle and minun they dote on

juan has a wife, no kids. wallace is close enough

wallace and winona dated for almost 3 years but broke up. wallace ends up longterm with steven

sidney/phoebe

neither drake nor glacia have ever been married though both have been in long term relationships. drake is currently single and will stay that way. glacia has a new boyfriend

archie and maxie did date and it went disastrously. maybe they can try again when theyre out of prison

courtney has a fixation on maxie and will never date anyone

shelly and matt used to both have men begging for them to date them but the whole aqua thing really put a dent in their dating life. both end up leaving the region/meeting foreigners to find someone who isnt put off by that

after several years of traveling the world and also therapy, zinnia meets a nice girl who also enjoys causing problems on purpose

unsure: flannery, winona, tate and liza, tabitha, the frontier brains

rowan has had several relationships but has always primarily been married to his work.

roark/gardenia

fantina has many courters and admirers but cant seem to make them stay

wake is married, has a young kid

byron used to be married to ariana but they're divorced. hasn't really dated since.

candice/maylene

flint/volkner

lucian has a crush on cynthia, though its not requited

bertha has a wife who isnt a trainer

riley in my au is immortal and single by choice bc of it

cheryl/marley

cyrus would spontaneously combust if anyone ever flirted with him

mars has a crush on cyrus but will eventually end up with someone else. as will saturn and jupiter

charon is divorced

palmer is married, has barry

darach is too busy looking over caitlin to ever date. caitlin herself has no interest in it either

argenta was married for a decade at a young age, divorced her husband, and is now living her best life and dating a guy 15 years younger than her

thorton is aroace

dahlia likes to keep her options open, though would like to settle down eventually

unsure: mira, buck, cynthia, aaron

cedric amicably divorced his wife when aurea was an adult, currently single and considering dating men

aurea/fennel

lenora is married to hawes, no kids but they've considered it

burghs got a boyfriend who's also a wierdo artist

elesa/skyla

brycen was married to a fellow actor for a year before a quiet dicorce. has been bitter about dating since esp after his injury, but is considering it again after his return to movies

draydens never married and never bothered with relationships. iris is adopted and we'll see how drayton is related when the dlc drops ig lol

marlons in a sprawling polycule

alder is a widower. has 2 kids, both adults now, and a few grandkids

colress is aroace but is interested in trying dating once for science

unsure: cilan, chili, cress, roxie, iris, clay, shauntal, marshal, grimsley, benga, ghetsis

sycamore and lysandre have a whole Thing. its dramatic and ends tragically.

dexio/cassius

viola/perrin

ramos has a husband his age who he met only about 15 years ago

olympia has no partner but raises a niece like a daughter

wulfric has a wife and 2 kids, a boy and a girl who are both now adults. no grandkids yet

siebold and malva are childhood somethings. is this a healthy relationship? is it even a relationship at all? no and no but they're weirdly touchy about each other

drasna is in a surprisingly turbulent will they wont they romance with someone and has been for decades and no one ever knows what her relationship status is

wikstrom has a wife. giacomo is their kid

unsure: grant, korrina, clemont, bonnie, valerie, sina, flare admins, battle chatelaines

kukui/burnet

lusamine/mohn

mallow/victor

hala has a wife, one son, and hau

olivia is chronically single which she despairs over

nanu thinks dating is a waste of time. peak crazy meowth man.

molaynes got a boyfriend who also works at the observatory as a guide

wicke is aroace, delights in taking care of her friends kids

faba has negative rizz. no bitches whatsoever

unsure: ilima, lana, kiawe, sophocles, acerola, mina, kahili, hapu, guzma, plumeria

magnolia's husband is recently deceased. has one daughter and sonias her only grandchild

sonia/nessa

kabu is married and no one in the galar league knows that except melony, milo, and opal bc he never talks about it

melony has a husband and 5 kids (gordie, a daughter, then triplet sons)

opal has been married four times and each husband tragically passed away whenever they started to get on her nerves

leon/raihan

oleana has a courtney like thing for rose, but he doesnt return those feelings. he dated as a young man but is now married to the job.

mustard/honey, who have hyde

peony is happily married, has peonia and penny

unsure: milo, bea, allister, gordie, piers

sada and turo are divorced

hassel/brassius

salvatore has a wife, no kids but he wants them eventually

dendra/miriam

larry is divorced.

ryme was married for a few years in her 20s but divorced the man and has been jofully single since

tyme on the other hand has been married to her husband for decades

raifort either scares all of her dates away by being too intense or gets into horrible toxic messes

iono doesn't date bc she knows the mess it'll cause with her viewers

kofu has a wife, one young kid

katy/saguaro

tulip does not have time to date, though many try

eri/carmen

unsure: rika, poppy, geeta, clavell, jacq, grusha, team star minus eri