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Tiktok is a faster learning tool. I enjoyed the experience.
so I left TikTok.
Why? Because I used it for a different purpose, and it completed the purpose and function I needed it for.
So thanks @tiktok for existing and helping me find my path. I appreciate your strange form of communicating with me compared to other people. It's been a long journey and I finally understand why I was on you to begin with.
If I build it, they will come.
I'm working on building a new society on top of the old.
Are you With me? Against me?
But but that is breaking the rulessssssss, you can't do that.
I made the rules, so I can break them.
What does it all mean? What does it even mean?
With my ARMS OPEN,
I am sending you my love.
When you look at me who do you see?
Do you see what reality I made myself.
Or do you see me for who I am supposed to be for you?
ONLY TRUE BELIEVERS WILL SEE ME FOR WHAT THEY NEED ME TO BE FOR THEM.
#tiktok#breaking lifes algorithm#god code#reality#decoding reality#understanding humans#understanding how life works#living among humans#feeling what its like to be human#understanding racsim#learning#expedited learning#fast learning#teaching tool#spirit#people#life#school of life#love#self love#fiction#fanfiction#actors#comedians#musicians#fingertips#reaching out#bullies#evil#good
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how many aliens have nothing except ford pines to go on for what humans are supposed to look and act like
how many aliens out there across the multiverse think a human is a sort of batshit unhinged creature with six-fingered hands and no need for sleep
#gravity falls#ford pines#among fellow humans he is the least normal human who ever lived but#how many aliens out there think he is exactly what most humans are like#this is so funny to me
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sometimes different hyperfixations roil around in your head and you go “hmmm how can i combine these”. also sometimes ur like “damn this visual is cool” and have to exorcise it like a demon
#misha arts#tomiko#anyways listening to the magnus archives and thinking of apocalypse human disguise tomiko#and how she fits so well into the hunt (duh) but also the lonely#already a solitary hunter now forced to live among prey#a wolf in sheep’s clothing who the sheep will kill if found out
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The WALL-E au no one asked for
#i can't even watch an animated film without finding a way to shove those stupid homo pilots in it#anyways i was thinking for this au it follows the same premise/story as wall-e where the human race has left earth due to uninhabitable#conditions but instead of robots it's select groups of people chosen to stay behind to “clean up”#by clean up i mean they're actually being left for dead because the ones being left have rendered lawless by upper command#or troublesome/rebellious etc etc#but the groups they're able to live for a few generations with the resources and stuff they have. hence mav#mav is out scouting or doing whatever solo when the ship lands and out comes one (1) iceman kazansky#looking for some sort of proof of life (those among the space vessel assuming everyone/everything has perished by this point)#shenanigans ensue#they fall in love and bring the ship back to earth yadda yadda#idk it's too late to form coherent sentences#hope you enjoy my silly word vomit#top gun#top gun au#tom iceman kazansky#pete maverick mitchell#icemav#wall-e! au#top gun art#top gun fanart#frozen's art tag#tw blood#< just in case
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oasis
#vashwood#vash the stampede#vash#wolfwood#nicholas d. wolfwood#trigun#trigun maximum#trigun stampede#post canon#orphanage au#trimax spoilers but something about vash going back to the tree knives helped#i like to believe he talks to the tree as if knives turned into it lol#but like he’s surrounded by all the people important to him#finally settling down quietly to live a normal life among humans#also yes nick gave vash his little cross necklace#this is the settling down life vash was talking about in his speech to knives in tristamp#my art
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"…Do you like snakes?" The question is innocent, natural. It sprouts up from the well of Ares' mind and passes through his lips like pollen on a careless breeze. Apollo isn't angry at it. He isn't even a bit surprised. It doesn't stop his instinctual flinch, doesn't stop that phantom scent of venom and stale blood from clogging up his nose. "I'm actually rather afraid of them." Ares looks up from where he's beating his brush into the marble, his frown more a pout as he glares at Apollo, "I thought you couldn't lie? Everyone knows you're not afraid of snakes." He sniffs, annoyed and testy, bangs his brush against the marble again ruining its sable brush-hairs for good this time, "You don't have to make up nonsense to try and make me feel better." Apollo very patiently does not bang Ares' head into the marble for destroying one of his most precious paintbrushes. As a child who has not yet partaken in the hunt, he knows not the skill it takes to capture a mink, nor the labour that goes into plucking their hairs, nor the artistry that comes from binding those fine hairs to a suitable piece of etched birch. Instead, he dips his own paintbrush in the setting salve and pointedly paints in large, obvious and even strokes, "It's not nonsense. I do not like snakes." "But you killed Python." Ares digs into the salve and spills thick globs of it about the floor like a boar at the trough. Apollo graciously notes that next time, he'll endeavour to put old linens down so as to skip the hard work of scraping sealant off his tiles. "You weren't afraid then. You bathed in her blood. You enjoyed it. I felt it."
"Yes," the wet squelch of the salve is as bubbling blood in his ear. He'd shot her full of arrows then flayed her open on their points. Black from head to toe, that's how he'd returned. His hair dark with her venom, his skin soaked in her guts. His smile black with her death. "I suppose I did enjoy it." Apollo puts his paintbrush down, takes a step back to gauge the breadth of work that remains before them. "I do not think I'd enjoy such a thing now." Ares' eyes are hot on his cheek. He's rolling Apollo's words around in his head, contemplating them with a graveness he rarely lets the others observe. Apollo just wishes his gaze wasn't so probing, so snake-like in its intent. Almost predatory. "You can't change what you were born to be, Phoebus. None of us can." "On the contrary," he meets Ares' dark stare - viper versus cobra, two snakes in their little circular pot, "I have it on good authority that change is necessary for living."
#ginger writes#Yay yippee more Apollo + Ares writing#They were painting a mural btw - or well Apollo was painting a mural Ares was having fun#More stuff from the two of them as young gods - discussions like this were pretty common between the two of them#It's posturing but also not - Apollo has a lot of very strange ideas as an immortal due to the amount of time he spent among humans#while Ares only know the traditions of the gods born and reared on Olympus all their lives#It leads to them having a lot of soft conflicts and exchanges in ideas like this while they test their boundaries and gauge their opinions#It's quite a lot of fun writing interactions for them like this#apollo#ares#python#greek mythology#greek myth writing#pursuing daybreak posting
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Not having the gods be responsible for the Aeor bubbles (Aeubbles) actually felt like a very nice choice to me; I was kind of dreading them turning out to be Erathis’ work or something. Because if the gods did pick and choose who to save, plucking their special followers out above all others, I don’t know if it would feel like a kindness to me! Why does this six year old in a city of horrors get to live while his neighbor dies? For the circumstance of faith? It would be cruel in a way that they haven’t been cruel—at least natural disasters don’t pick favorites. Mount Vesuvius didn’t pretend to be judging the content of anyone’s hearts.
It also gives one last bit of autonomy (and one last final brutal parallel with the gods they hate) to Aeor’s mages. They made something so beautiful and terrible, an awe that brought the god of magic to tears, and even as the gods pulled it down in their ears they had one last paranoid failsafe! One last screw you measure preserving a terrible truth. But just as Asmodeus accuses, Aeor clearly drew distinctions between the people who matter and the people who don’t. That blue bubble we’ve seen in the amphitheater—it’s not any of the panicked masses who were saved in perfect glacial magic, it was the archmage.
At the end of the day, it was Aeor that built a hierarchy to save some people and leave others. They might not have sunk the Titanic but they made sure only the first-class passengers would have access to their last, most desperate life boat. I’m glad the narrative allowed them to have that triumph. In trying to be a godkiller how close must you mold yourself to the shape of a killing kind of god?
#critical role#exu downfall#aeor#cr spoilers#critical role spoilers#similarly I have so many thoughts about the raven Queen’s choice to save hallis#one child among so many#a child who will wake up from a long nap somewhere in exandria#without his mother out of the city he’s lived in his whole life#he had family in the opus ward but that’s gone now too#he’s just one little boy plucked out of the wreckage and left#and she normally wouldn’t but in this case I think she thought it was Owed#and she was still human and grieving her own death and she wanted to be selfishly kind#but there is selfishness in there amid all the threads of fate the duty the grief the rules#a lot going on in that tiny tiny choice
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I've been dabbling in a project, mostly world building and not actual fic because my brain is a strange creature, but I have decided that in my interpretation of the PJO universe, Athena is ... well a strategist in all things.
Including the creation of her children.
The way I'm envisioning it, creating a child from her own mind isn't really a task she undertakes casually.
Yes, she does it occasionally as a "gift" to a mortal whose mind she admires. There's no romantic or sexual relationship, but it's an intense, consuming relationship all the same.
Children born for that reason (or for just that reason) are rare though. Athena might have many favorites, but she's also proud. Who deserves a child entirely crafted by a Goddess? Only the few.
I think, in a normal decade, the number of Athena campers is actually on the lower end compared to most of the other Olympians.
None of the Campers outside of Athena's own children every really figure it out, and Chiron, who knows, would sooner die than tell them.
But when there are many children of Athena, like there are in Annabeth's childhood, it's a sign that something strange or terrible is coming.
Athena is a strategist, the right hand of Zeus, his favorite child, the one who forsees and attempts to dismantle threats to Olympians' power. She moves the pieces into place without hesitation or sentimentality.
And the easiest pieces to control, of course, would be her own children.
Other demigods have other immortal parents to listen to, no matter how strong their desire for victory or their inherent cunning. Her own children are fragments of her own mind- much more reliable. Much easier to predict.
And if in the years leading up to whatever disturbance she forsees she chooses mortal parents for her children with calculation, with an eye for the skill sets and temperaments she predicts most needing in the dark times ahead...well, the child and their parent should be honored by her forethought.
It isn't even that she has no affection for the parent or child, in so much as she is capable of affection. But Athena is always, always three steps ahead, and her actions always have intent. Her children are no different.
A demigod, ultimately, is a weapon in the hands of the gods. It's best that the ones she chooses are well-crafted.
#i genuinely think that Athena loves Annabeth in as much as she is able#but that love pales in comparison to the human need of it#and it isn't a compassionate love#a fic I read at some point had a line about Gods not understanding their children would rather live in obscurity than die for glory-Kleos#because they literally cannot comprehend a life so short except in the opportunity to create an immortal name and honor their godly parent#Athena is like that I think#Annabeth is both her great pride and her great disappointment#and in the end Athena will use any of her children as she sees fit#demigods are made as the weapons of the gods and as vessels for their will in the mortal world#athena#pjo#percy Jackson#annabeth chase#this is totally my own headcanon#its probably darker than rick intended and if you come up with a textual argument against it I won't argue#but it clicks just right in my brain#this might also be part of the reason Minerva has no children among the Romans#not just because of her oath of virginity but also because they stripped Minerva of her aspect of battlefield strategy
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Happy Pride Month to Teddie Hanamura, who definitely has something queer going on that I genuinely cannot explain
#I feel like forging your own human body so you can live among humans has something trans about it idk#there’s also that time he won a cross-dressing contest at a school he doesn’t even attend#he also has bisexual energy. pretty sure he’s crushing on Yukiko and Kanji and Yu all at the same time#but he also doesn’t know what love is so he’s also aspec as hell#love this lad#teddie hanamura#persona 4#persona 4 golden#p4 teddie#teddie p4#pride month
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Thinking about poor, doomed Young Griff and how it’s not even important if he is or isn’t Rhaegar’s real son. Because what makes him a fake goes beyond blood - it’s really down to intent and experience. He’s a poor rich man’s Aegon V, but like without the organic hero’s journey.
He’s a lab experiment pretty much. However well intentioned he is, there isn’t much indication that his journey has been authentic. Varys and Illyrio are trying to recreate Aegon V with a fake...literally down to the “let’s hide his hair” scheme. They even gave the boy Aegon’s freaking name (it’s a king’s name after all so I can’t blame them). But they missed like the biggest, most important lesson of all. Aegon V CHOSE to go out. HE made himself, no one else did. His journey was organic as it was derived out of his own autonomous decisions, not manufactured down to the smallest detail (does YG really know what it means to starve and be homeless and hunted?). And there was no promise of a reward (I.e., kingship). Egg didn’t know that he’d be king and even after his dad rose to the throne, there were a ton of people ahead of him. FFS he’s called Aegon the Unlikely. Bro just woke up one day and was like “ay wouldn’t it be nice to actually experience this realm from the perspective of a disenfranchised person?”
Meanwhile, our poor Young Griff is being made to go through all this with the expectation that it’s all going to pay off when he becomes king. BUT (big but!), who’s to say that he actually gets it? Like does he really get why he needs to see how this horrible feudalistic society preys on the smallfolk and makes corpses out of them? Wait, does he even know or recognize that the system needs changing? Like did Varys and Illyrio just tell him “people poor” and leave it at that? Why are they poor Young Griff? How did they get there?! Do Varys and Illyrio even get it? Do they understand that Aegon V was a radical change maker?
How hollow is it that it’s not Young Griff making the conscious decision to actually try and see how his subjects live. He’s not making the conscious decision to be a change maker, no matter what Varys and Illyrio say. People in this fandom will talk about how Young Griff will be the perfect king but…perfect for whom? In what way? In a series that critiques this entire system, what about YG screams that he’s going to actually tackle some of the systemic issues that need tackling - the systemic issues that Aegon V tried to tackle after organically going through his own journey?
WELLLLL….isn’t it cool that Jon and Dany are the true heirs to Aegon V’s legacy not because of blood, but because they actually get to the heart of Aegon V’s journey? Say what you want about them but they are radical as it gets (Jon at the Wall and Dany all over Slaver’s Bay). No one manufactured them. No one told them they had to care about people. No one told them they had to do this lab experiment to become king/queen. They actually did their own thing, while themselves being disenfranchised (GRRM identifies both as outsiders). And without the expectation of a reward (like Jon is literally told that his entire life will basically amount to nothing).
And it’s even better that they were unlikely. Young Griff is meant to happen - well someone is pulling the strings to make sure he works. He’s taking the role of someone who was always meant to be king - for Rhaegar’s son was meant to be king. But Jon and Dany are actually following the Aegon V blueprint because they weren’t meant to happen. Jon is a second son who is presumably a bastard with a contentious claim, and Dany is a daughter who was never meant to survive being sold off to slavery let alone rise to queenship. Neither one of them was meant to be on the throne. No one told them to do the things they did. No one took them and placed them in the positions they’re in. They rose to the occasion by themselves and made changes by their own volition - just as it was with Aegon V. And what makes it even better is that just as Aegon V was chosen to be king, so were Jon and Dany (Jon was literally elected into office and basically won over the wildlings while Dany was dubbed “mhysa” because of her actions in Slaver’s Bay).
#asoiaf#jon snow#daenerys targaryen#young griff#aegon v targaryen#varys#illyrio mopatis#valyrianscrolls#my stuff#like they took an imposter and were like let’s recreate this cool king from decades ago#wasn’t it nice how he cared about people and stuff?#how we actually journeyed among the smallfolk and lived among them and directly experienced what it means to be disenfranchised?#yeahhhh let’s do that…..but we won’t do it organically#meanwhile prince in hiding jon snow doesn’t even know he’s a prince in hiding#he gains power and is just like yeah isn’t it cool to be nice to people and give them basic human decency?! let’s do that from now on#and he has zero expectation for a reward - like he KNOWS that the only reward he’ll get is at best being forgotten at worse infamy and death#dany literally sees people being slaves and is like that sucks ☹️ lemme do something about it#and she DID#she freaking did#like I’ve always felt that we’re not going to get on page confirmation that Aegon is a fake#because it’s not about that#it’s about a boy whose been forced to wear boots that don’t fit#so he’s tap dancin and tap dancin until he can’t anymore and dies#Dany doesn’t need to be YG’s undoing#YG all be his own undoing and that’s more interesting from a character level#the lesson isn’t ohh he’s not the hero because he doesn’t have the right blood#y’all I could go on and on like!!!
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How about nations occasionally experiencing jealousy of humans for having an ending. A nation's end is forever a hanging possibility unlikely to happen - especially nowadays. They just... Exist. They don't get to rest, to stop worrying or caring or feeling. Cursed to be human but not granted that final rest all of humanity is eventually granted. Left with the feelings and memories humanity engraved on their being; people they'll never forget and can never see again... Any length of death they do experience is a candle in the breeze compared to the rest of their lives. And they return to living on and on. Never granted a proper rest, never granted the freedom from existing that humans are so scared of. Never understanding what makes the humans so terrified because they view it as well deserved freedom and rest.
#hetalia#cw death#talk of it at least#I love and hate diving into the thoughts these guys could have on immortality. on their existence. how they might feel about it#they're human but disconnected from humanity. cursed to live among humans but never truly experience living#because the looming terror of death is a part of living that they don't have#they don't get that fundamental experience of being human so how much can they truly understand#listened to a version of Now We Are Free from Gladiator and applied it too hard to hetalia and that was a bad idea#fol stuff
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deeply loving something or someone does not equal (≠) worshipping something. connecting with an artist’s body of work does not equal (≠) being invested in a celebrity for no reason besides their fame and power and money. hope this helps.
#sorry that Taylor Swift is the biggest celebrity in the world and also a legitimate artist. I wrestle with it too sometimes#lol#but the false dichotomizing happening especially among Christian groups is incredibly annoying#I am trying not to comment on an Instagram post that I saw because I don’t need to be doing that lol#so I’m posting here to get it out of my system#could there be a lot more nuance here re: celebrity culture worship/flawed human nature/etc.? sure#but I’m really tired of the posturing and the lecturing and frankly the stupidity#that abounds in the critiques of Taylor fans in particular#it’s a lot of ugliness and a lot of stupidity. participation in it is an instant red flag to me#like. stay away from me in a public setting/I will go out of my way to avoid you red flag#and I have my own thoughts on swifties needing to take a step back sometimes! and/or live in reality a bit more#in terms of our relationship to her. but like. all of what I’m saying here still stands
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Ultimately I KNOWWW being born in 1997 means I'm not really a 90s kid, I didn't grow up in it, but I STILL do remember the turn of the century (however very very vaguely it is) and thus. People born in 2000 and later will always feel young to me. So I will continuously be surprised when I hear that someone I know was born in 2000 or later. Such is my affliction.
#speculation nation#back when i was first on the internet 2000s babies really did feel so young...#see when ur 16 a 13 year old is practically infantile... and my brain just never moved past that.#of course when i meet a 24 year old these days im like yea we r peers. of course. not much difference between 24 and 27#but My God... then i learn they were born in the year *2000*... and my entire life is changed...#im just being dramatic lol but it still does feel weird. ah well.#im the one with a 1900s birthday ;p so im just gonna have to deal with more and more people born later than that.#sometimes i do think about when im old and grey and having a 1900s birthday is a mark of someone *old*#not tiktok old. im already old according to tiktok. but like actually old.#if i live a full human lifespan i might be among the last of the 1900s babies.... u ever think about that...? it's crazy....
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I was reading on of your posts and I LOVE the idea of different Fenton families believe in different supernatural creatures but not others, like the guys we see in the show have ghosts but what about Fentons who live in the middle of the woods and believe in werewolves? What about Fentons who live on a boat and believe in Sirens?
What are the cultures of these other Supernaturals really like? Do they get along well with ghosts? Does Danny know they exist? Who told him or did he stumble upon them himself? What is his option on them?
IS WULF A DEAD WEREWOLF????
If you reply to this please tag me so I can see your ideas because I don’t know if people answering to your asks gives a notification.
thank you for loving my idea, I’ve been thinking about it for so long. I think I saw the idea somewhere and picked it up, but that was honestly years again haha. And yeah, getting asks answered-for me at least-doesn’t notify me unless I literally click on the Activity tab to see that’s it’s answered. Pretty weird.
So @lazerswordweilder, yeah, I do think that there would be different Fenton branches believing in different supernatural creatures, with their own reasoning as to why they think their own supernatural creatures exist. I’d like to think that some take the more scientific approach, like the branch that believes in aliens(and the Fentons we know and love), while others take the more “I believe that this real so it must be so” approach. The later is more rare, and even then they usually have their own explanations for why they believe, let’s say, sirens exist. They all are stubborn and steadfast with their beliefs.
Some Fentons might be open to believing in other supernatural creatures, like those believing in werewolves open to believing in other were-beasts. If it’s not too far fetched from what they originally believe in, there’s a good chance that they might incorporate it into their belief system.
Other Fentons, however, would likely not believe in ghosts if they believe in something like sirens. It’s too far removed from their original belief that unless they get real, concrete proof, that they couldn’t ever possibly deny, they won’t believe it. Only a siren’s ghost could make a siren believer believe in ghosts. And that doesn’t mean that the ghost believer would believe in sirens, because of their preexisting view on ghosts(like how the Fentons we know don’t really seem to think of ghosts as dead people), they would just think that it’s a ghost that just so happens to look like one of those sirens.
Also Wulf being a werewolf when alive is neat, I can see two different Fenton family arguing about him. With his power to open portals and his general, not really all that ghostly appearance, he looks more like a psychopomp, a being that guides souls to the underworld. So even if the werewolf believing Fentons have some belief in ghosts, they wouldn’t immediately think of Wulf as one, just think of his as this soul-guiding werewolf.
And I think almost any creature can become a ghost. No one has any real…prejudices against ghosts. Maybe annoyment or fear, but there are no wars or battles against ghosts unless they are the ones to start them, which is really rare since most ghosts just haunt the person/family/even small village they want to and pass on. Hatred towards ghosts is usually specific, but most people don’t really want to deal with them.
So, upon seeing Danny, a small ghost child who walking around in a hazmat suit, beating up annoying and dangerous ghosts, they would probably respect him. And pity him, he’s a child after all. And ghost minds typically don’t mature, so even if Danny acts more mature than he looks, it just garners more pity. Some supernatural creatures may seek him out if they have a nasty ghost problem, but I’d like to think that most ghosts aren’t like the ones in Amity Park, the really dangerous ones.
I think that’s all I have for now, thanks for the ask! Oh, and I think Danny would love aliens, obviously. He’d be nervous around other supernatural creatures, but may or may not warm up to them on an individual basis.
#danny phantom#danny phantom headcanon#dp headcanons#revenant prompted#lazerswordweilder#I had a crossover idea with jake long american dragon where a Fenton member was part of those hunter guys#so Fentons can believe in multiple supernatural creatures#they just need the proof#I can’t get into the cultures of every single supernatural creature#but I’d like to think that some live among humans in secret#while others are completely separate or at least try to be completely separate from humans#long post#<-long for me at least ha
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me showing up at the media that has a guy in it and he’s a weird little guy and he’s autistic and he’s a freak there’s something deeply wrong with him and he commits crimes against humanity <3 and MURDER ❤️and he’s bitchy and stubborn and like the rat pushing the button like icarus he will keep flying into that sun . maybe this time the wax will be better and not melt so much! and he has the wettest roundest eyes known to man but also stares at you like this 👁️👁️🧍🏻♂️and he’s going to gaslight manipulate malewife his way into situations and he keeps dying but like the cockroach and a broadway diva slinking her way down the grand staircase for one more number his ass is coming back god wants to kill him so so bad but he will not die. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY. obsessed with some guy. also he wears a tie and gets silly with it :3 . surely this will have no ramifications on me, known little guy collector
#that’s what i thought you’d fucking say cas girl armand enjoyer#dean. deaAAAaaan 🥺. daaaaAAAAaaan 🥺. many such cases#blaspheme before god make wet eyes at the beefcake you’ve chosen as Most Important Guy to have ever lived Distinct Among Humans . as you#do in a day#betrayed by guy you should have maybe been eyeing the writers as you were making your wax that will totally work this time. because#sometimes they go those guys can’t be in a room together right now nobody wants to see that guy but i do. i want to see that guy#anyways this has been my brain for the past week essentially thank you KORA 💚
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I'm rewatching Finding Dory, and Hank is honestly a miracle of animation
#Finding Dory#n0t seri0us#I had a dream about it last night that was like... a sequel to finding dory#humans had left the earth in ships that looked like the titanic on a big cushion of water#and I guess water had risen and fish were living among the abandoned cities#except the humans were also coming back and were a threat somehow? and the humans were also trying to reintroduce species#and make something like a zoo or nature reserve#it was all so stressful (thanks sertaline)#on a biology note I do enjoy the fact that when he's in water#Hank mainly crawls around instead of swimming#irl when octopuses swim their main heart stops beating so they can't swim for long before they have to stop#also Hank you bullshitter you would have definitely been able to fit in the pipes lmao#the only real 'hard' part of an octopus is the beak and potentially the eyes#so I thibk he would have been able to fit lol#also fun fact an octopuses can asphyxiate in it's own ink if it inks in an enclosed container (e.g. if they're being transported somewhere)#it's one of the reasons why they're so difficult to transport#on top of their amazing escape abilities#it's something I always think about when Hank inks in the kidzone pool lol#also during this rewatch I was like 'octopuses have a venomous bite. hank could potentially bite the kids.' (not recommended)#octopuses have two saliva glands#one is in the buccal mass - the sack that contains the beak & radula#the other is er.... behind it I think? closer to the eyes? If I recall correctly that's the one responsible for the venom#anyway back to the film & a big shout out to Hank because he is one of two octopuses that kickstarted my obsession with the#*them#the other was octodad lol
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