#blaspheme before god make wet eyes at the beefcake you’ve chosen as Most Important Guy to have ever lived Distinct Among Humans . as you
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me showing up at the media that has a guy in it and he’s a weird little guy and he’s autistic and he’s a freak there’s something deeply wrong with him and he commits crimes against humanity <3 and MURDER ❤️and he’s bitchy and stubborn and like the rat pushing the button like icarus he will keep flying into that sun . maybe this time the wax will be better and not melt so much! and he has the wettest roundest eyes known to man but also stares at you like this 👁️👁️🧍🏻♂️and he’s going to gaslight manipulate malewife his way into situations and he keeps dying but like the cockroach and a broadway diva slinking her way down the grand staircase for one more number his ass is coming back god wants to kill him so so bad but he will not die. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY. obsessed with some guy. also he wears a tie and gets silly with it :3 . surely this will have no ramifications on me, known little guy collector
#that’s what i thought you’d fucking say cas girl armand enjoyer#dean. deaAAAaaan 🥺. daaaaAAAAaaan 🥺. many such cases#blaspheme before god make wet eyes at the beefcake you’ve chosen as Most Important Guy to have ever lived Distinct Among Humans . as you#do in a day#betrayed by guy you should have maybe been eyeing the writers as you were making your wax that will totally work this time. because#sometimes they go those guys can’t be in a room together right now nobody wants to see that guy but i do. i want to see that guy#anyways this has been my brain for the past week essentially thank you KORA 💚
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