#live on a boat

[saccharinescorpion]

The Boy And The Heron has something for everyone. a hot Ghibli dad, for the girls. a weird wet little goblin man, for the girls. a butch woman who cuts a giant fish open with a big knife and has a little fang when she laughs. for the girls. hm.

[sefif]

knowing now that iskall knew it was joel the whole time makes it so much better, and also explains the obsession he has now. he saw joel enacting psychological prank warfare against etho and was immediately enamoured. like recognizing like. two agents of chaos.

[gentlemanmotorslifestyle]

[vintagehomecollection]

The Cottage Book, 1989

[leliwardens]

completely underrated endgame in origins for the warden is agreeing to go with sten back to par vollen, romancing leliana so she stay with you, and letting zevran also stay with you.

imagine the warden told none of them about this.

then further imagine sten waiting at the docks, smiling to himself with his kadan is making their way towards him, as he expected their bard is close behind as it would of been odd if leliana wasn't with them, only for zevran to pop out behind them wearing a comically oversized pair of sunglasses and hat with a shirt reading "BEACHES OF SEHERON OR BUST" slinging his arms around the warden and a very surprised leliana.

sten is no longer smiling.

[sprinklesharkie]

THE JOEL STATUES REVEALED IN THE STREAM ? ????

[soup-mother]

desperately need to forcibly beat the terra nullius out of how people on this website talk about Australia. you fucking cannot be saying shit like "oh everyone lives on the coast because it's the only habitable bit" in full seriousness.

doubly so for how everyone acts like indigenous tasmanians don't exist anymore. even fucking UNESCO said that shit for like 40 years and only got rid of it recently.

[wtftaylr]

some 'on the boat back from fortification hill' goofs. This looks like the beginning of a beautiful one-sided friendship

[shyjusticewarrior]

Damian Living On Tim's Murder Boat AU Part 3

Bernard, singing: A single mom who works two jobs, she loves her kids and never stops~

Damian: Dowd keeps singing that song over and over, I think he's broken.

Tim: You're thinking of records, not people.

Bernard: Do you like the mloukhieh I made you?

Damian: It's not as good as my mother's, of course.

Bernard: Of course.

Damian: But it's an acceptable replacement.

Damian: What do you organize your books by? It's not alphabetical, it's not genre, it's not date of publishing.

Damian: It's not something pedestrian as color of the cover. So what is your system?

Tim: Vibes.

Damian: What?

Tim: Vibes.

Damian: What?!

[autumncottageattic]

fernlichtsicht

[justaz]

battle of camlann but merlin wasn’t ancient as shit. he blasts the warriors around arthur away and arthur turns to see a glowering, golden-eyed merlin. he tightens his grip on his sword but isn’t able to raise it. the inconceivable notion that merlin has betrayed him runs through his mind but he cant quite grasp it. his father is screaming in his head to kill the wretched sorcerer but all arthur can see is his friend wearing a face that looks too much like morgana’s. merlin glances up at arthur and the expression of rage fizzles into one tinged with fear and concern - all too confusing for him to unpack in the midst of battle. merlin is slow to approach his side and even then he keeps his distance. before either of them can say anything, mordred appears, sword in hand, glaring at arthur.

merlin tries to draw the former knights attention away from arthur, tries to goad him into fighting merlin instead, but mordred is deadset on fighting arthur. he calls morgana over instead and says emrys’s fight is with her while his is with arthur. with the extra seconds of back and forth, arthur isn’t as shocked when he raises his sword against mordred’s. morgana and merlin blast each other great distances until they’re far away from modred vs arthur and land on the front line between the two armies. both armies back off and watch the light show as morgana and emrys battle until morgana’s army uses the distraction to close in on camelot’s army.

three battles occurring at once until morgana gets a lucky hit in and merlin goes flying. he lands next to a gwaine who is currently bleeding out. he smiles when he sees who’s next to him “merlin!” which sounds so much like his greeting every time they ran into each other before gwaine became a knight. he reaches out and heals gwaine’s wound and leon just looks up at him for a moment before going “you’re always full of surprises, aren’t you merlin?” merlin grins and goes “i got one more” he stands up on surprisingly steady legs and calls on kilgharrah. in for a penny, out for a pound. arthur is already fuming at him, might as well rip the bandaid off right?

kilgharrah attacks morgana’s army while merlin orders aithusa to stand down. camelot’s army is able to march through the charred army and bring down those who remain, mordred is loosing but persevering through rage and spite alone, morgana is screaming (like she always is nowadays). merlin and morgana battle once more until mordred and morgana’s armies have fallen. merlin makes a tactical retreat to arthur who is still staring at him wearily (and definitely irate). he requests permission to kill morgana which is baffling but she is his sister and he’s always cared for her even after her betrayal so he supposes it makes sense. once he gives it, their fight doesn’t last longer than a minute. emrys was always stronger than her, he was just buying time.

camelot emerges victorious though they don’t seem all that excited about it. the other warriors cheer and clap each other on the back, but arthur is just watching merlin. the knights watch them uneasily. merlin returns arthur’s gaze. “is that the fucking dragon i killed?” merlin looks up at kilgharrah who is needlessly burning the remains of morgana’s army. merlin turns back to him “yes.”

[ruedhood]

good news i finished Tim Drake : Robin, bad news i need More i want More i crave More i should've had a DC interest back when this was on going because i would've been the biggest hypeman ever.

Tim Drake unaware king, he doesn't know he lives in a place that would be the Top One Spot for hiding twenty bodies stitched together like the second coming of human centepede.

this also shows timbern loserboyxloserboy they are both losers about each other. they are so whipped with each other. i bet they sleep with the other in their mind and they twirl their hair while thinking of the other. Losers.

it also showed the 'vigilante is accused that they are dating their Own Vigilante Self' and its Funny

in conclussion, read Tim Drake : Robin so you can see him as a badass vigilante and the most loserboy boyfriend ever. he Cannot lie to bernard, he is Whipped.

[platonicau]

rin and nezha by the river 🐉

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

La morte vivante (Jean Rollin, 1982)

[vintagehomecollection]

Decks, 1987

[sprinklesharkie]

etho: ohp someone put a ren stamp in

martyn: that was me