#liv is drunk

[botanicallyinclinednerd]

its honestly so tragic to see Julian, the same bright eyed doctor who believed in the ideals of the federation from 7 seasons prior, be so jaded and beaten down to get in the head of a section 31 member and commit horrifying CRIMES in the pursuit of protecting those he loves in "Extreme Measures"

[livwritesstuff]

Something Eddie had learned during his and Steve’s past few years living in mid-western Massachusetts was that nobody parties harder than middle-aged suburbanites with their young children in the next room.

Sure, it’s a different kind of partying than what Eddie had participated in when he was younger, but still just as impressive, or so he's thinking as he stands in the crowded kitchen of a ridiculous McMansion decorated to the holiday nines, fancy IPA in hand (in a matte can and everything), four days before Christmas.

He's mingling.

Well, he’s kind of mingling. He’s had one eye on Steve, who is on the other side of the kitchen, pretty much the entire time, because Hazel, their youngest daughter, is sacked out and Steve is holding her in one arm as if she’s a newborn still and not a couple months past her first birthday like she really is (it’s providing Eddie with yet another reason he needs that kid to stop growing up, already, because he’ll never get tired of watching that man hold a baby).

Moe and Robbie are…honestly, Eddie doesn’t really know what all the kids get up to at these things. They are loud – and with an unending consistency that makes any silence deafening (and a telltale sign that some type of shit went down that they should probably check in on) – and occasionally one or two of them will barrel through the kitchen on some imaginary mission.

Eddie isn’t really even drinking. Steve is certainly doing enough for the both of them, and his way of getting himself into trouble with the other parents once he’s got a couple beers in him is entertaining enough for Eddie to not need alcohol to get through the night.

“Dude, fuckin’ Dan is making drinks,” Steve tells him early in the evening, “If he offers you a dirty Girl Scout, say no. He’s a father.”

“What the fuck is in that?”

“Vodka, creme de menthe, and chocolate whiskey.”

“Shit, that…actually sounds kind of good.”

“I know, but we’re declining in protest.”

Some time after that, Eddie ends up with Hazel. She’s awake and curiously mouthing at a peppermint cookie when Steve makes his way back to him.

“Lisa is mad at me I think,” he says as he sidles up behind Eddie, pressing himself against his back and wrapping an arm around his waist.

“Watch it, handsy,” Eddie warns him, “There’s children present. What did you do to Lisa?”

“All I said was that maybe the start of a recession isn’t the best time to buy a timeshare and suddenly I have a tone.”

“Well, what did you expect?”

Not even twenty five minutes later, Steve returns.

“Evan’s parents probably aren’t gonna invite us to their New Year’s party,” Steve tells him, with the tiniest slur to his voice that might have worried Eddie if he wasn’t also holding a very large bottle of water.

“Why?”

“I dunno, man. All I said was that the fourth Christmas tree might be compensating for something and it was like I said the Armageddon was coming.”

“Alright, I think it’s time for us to head out.”

[ercowboy]

x

[captain-rbf-benson]

4. "I would love to hear those words in any other place than this bathroom, holding your hair back."

How had they all ended up out? It was meant to be a few quiet ones in the bar.

One of the younger ones had suggested moving on to a club, yes even the ones over forty.

Wine, Liv could hold. Whiskey, scotch, beer, she could hold.

Cocktails. Shots,

The music pumping through their veins as she joined her colleagues up on the dance floor.

But now she was back home, or in Raf’s, she couldn’t remember which, or how she’d got there, vomiting into the toilet.

“Well I do love you very very very much!” She insisted “l’ll tell you again then when my stomach quits being dumb and we’re not in the bathroom,” she added, a little petulant, her words slurred.

She would certainly need a basin beside her as she slept!

The headache the next morning was atrocious! Shaky, sweating, still feeling nauseated.

“Next time I’m saying no…” she whined.

[franzkafkagf]

save me fun hotd cast interviews save me….

[palettepainter]

The band learning about Mario Kart Rainbow Road one day and wanting to try racing it. They challenge Liv to a race and Liv - a Mario Kart Rainbow Road veteran - proceeds to drag them through the dirt

[leakyweep]

•drunk!corazon who would just want to cuddle, make sure you’re comfortable while you turn on whatever show you want, he’s not even paying attention. he’s only focused on you and your breathing and how beautiful you look laughing at whatever guilty-pleasure sitcom is on tv.

•drunk! corazon who just pushes the hair that’s hanging in your face behind your ear, a pink blush on his cheeks as he admires everything about your body. his fingers dance down your figure as he wonders how lucky he is to have someone like you.

•drunk!corazon who only wants to laugh at your jokes, his mouth numb as he kisses you passionately and holds your head as he gently laughs against your lips.

[lexyscross]

R.I.P Amber Freeman, I just know you loved Pom Pom Squad. 🥺🙏🏽🖤

[livinces]

This image just plays "Santeria" by Sublime to me. To ME.

[loverscrossmp3]

a mini spain dump :^)

[botanicallyinclinednerd]

Deep Space Nine comits SO many war crimes

[lostghostclub]

i was fallING foR a gIRL who would ASK me to come OVer, jUST for a daY WHile her PARents WERE AWay

[thatone-churro]

i still think about when i showed my (questionably) straight sister a photo of liv for the first time and she literally went “oh my god. oh my god wait i so get it.”

it’s just so fucking funny to me. shoutout to liv kettle i guess for being my straight (?) sister’s only drunk girl crush 😭

[livsindelusion]

Thinking about how @cursedmybedroom ‘s parents said I was A GEM a few days ago, I will continue to ride this high for weeks

[crossbackpoke-check]

LIV YOUR LEAFS EDITS ARE AMAZING. *cries*

me (with consent) to you^^^

thank you so much!! 🥹🥹💕💕���🥰 i’m happy to contribute to our thriving hockey poetry ecosystem

[rrat-king]

fun canon things about the lake elsinore crew we learned this episode:

liv's mom has a miniature pinscher named dilly who is 11 and has no teeth

dang hates cops passionately and has vague beef with paula

russell makes an effort to stay flexible and is prideful over the fact that he is (also has a great ass)

paula is catholic

dang calls usha "his little ushie"

russell is a car guy

liv has only ever gotten drunk off of gatorade abominations at highschool parties

usha plays scrabble and is damn good at it

wendell only has his learner's permit

dang is a lite beer guy