#littlefinger and varys

[it-happened-once-in-a-meme]

ASoIaF/GoT Characters and If They’d See Barbie💗 or Oppenheimer💣 Part 2 (Lannisters, Petyr & Varys)

Part 1

Tywin Lannister: Doesn't really have time for movies. Isn't interested at all in Oppenheimer, what could that movie teach him that he doesn't already know? Maybe Barbie, that servant of his (Arya 😄 hehe) mentioned it once. [Author's note: Can show Tywin and Arya please watch Barbie together? 🥺🥰 Just a little girl and her voluntary fatherly figure employer]

Jaime Lannister: He's just Ken and that's kenough. Can't he be seen as good for once? He's done so much: served as a knight for multiple regents but worked against Aerys when the people weren't safe from him. People always speak of the Kingslayer and talk about dishonour behind his back, not seeing that killing isn't just simply an evil act.

Cersei Lannister: Both. The women should get something about themselves for once. She also wants to look into "the world of men", so Oppenheimer as well.

Joffrey: Are you kidding? Barbie's banned in King's Landing. The ladies need to stop refusing proposals when the lords talk shit about that movie. Pink's a stupid color anyway, let the Boltons have that.

Tommen: Barbie, Ser Pounce gets an extra cute pink tie.

Myrcella: Barbie, she really gets to bond with her mother.

Varys: Illegal network of people handing out copies of Barbie. Someone has to do it.

Petyr Baelish: Movie about a mastermind for someone who sees himself as a mastermind: perfection combination. Also Barbie, he needs to know what all the fuzz is about and whether he should employ some Barbie or Ken lookalikes at his brothel.

Also, he totally watches Barbie with Varys and they discuss both movies afterwards. In great detail. "Oh, what do I see Littlefinger discussing there with the Spider? Are they talking about the politics?" No. No, they aren't. They're talking about Barbie.

[claudraws34]

they're gay

[haunted-mindset]

One thing I would love to have seen in ASOIAF is all of the big players in the Game of Thrones finding out that Jon is actually a Targaryen and they got duped by NED FUCKING STARK OF ALL PEOPLE!? Can you imagine Tywin Lannister finding out and realising he got played and there was a Targaryen right in front of him. Or Olenna trying to marry Margrey to him. I know some of these characters are dead by this point but still, just imagine the chaos....

[kraehenkunst]

Playing dress-up with Roberts small council :)

[francy-sketches]

Doing yaoi research on asoiaf fandom rn it's actually kinda surprising to me that joffrey/robb isn't really a thing I feel like that's obvious toxic yaoi material...like not saying I ship it or anything but it feels like a no brainer...if this was a more yaoi oriented fandom I feel like it'd be a thing

[counterfeit-stars]

Absolutely crazy that this dialogue is CANON and yet there are basically no fics about them :(

(I have read all the fics on ao3)

[greenbloods]

shoutout to weird freak advisors twiddling their scheming little fingers while whispering in the kings ear. gotta be one of my favorite genders

[stormborns]

ONCE UPON A TIME 1.10, Fire and Blood

[frying-panties]

Currently rewatching all of Game of Thrones and my partner told me about the theory of Lord Varys being merfolk so here's that 👀

[motorway-south]

littlefinger and varys as they exist in agot are so funny. what if you went to the capitol to advise the king but to get anything done you had to battle two gay guys?

[baelorbreakbeds]

there needs to be a workplace comedy series about roberts small council pre-agot like stannis jon arryn renly littlefinger varys and barristan all in the same room regularly???

stannis being a joyless asshole trying to ban*spins wheel*high fives

littlefinger scheming against jon arryn and almost being caught out every episode

renly being a useless nepo baby and his only opinion being whatever will piss stannis off the most

robert as a recurring comedy relief character

varys being obviously evil and villain monologuing every 3 seconds but nobody noticing

barristan constantly staring into the camera like hes on the office

[thepastisalreadywritten]

Game of Bananas. 🍌😁

[the-maddened-hatter]

So I've mentioned before that my irl friend and my partner got me to watch HoTD, but since we got caught up to the season finale of that we're now watching GOT.

So during a Littlefinger & Varys scene one of them mentioned how the two of them could both just absolutely kick Larys' ass as whisper masters and just now all I can picture is Larys just fucking full on snot crying after they've been bullying him at like 1/10th of their power for one (1) day and he's just like "Alicent can you come pick me up? I'm scared."

[boxdstars]

There’s a snake in the garden.

Lord Amara Ambrose, small council member and court advisor for the majesty Gaunt.

Inspired by the lovely @vienguinn and her medieval au that we’ve no doubt all seen around <3

[get-cersie-an-elephant]

I still have more of these…