#little pickle

[newscarsting]

evil disgusting putrid bird must euthanize immediately

[princesssarisa]

My pets aren't with me anymore, but I'll share as many of the silly names I used to call them as I remember.

hang on I’m trying to see something

don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name

[plusie]

📺 - color bars !

[onionninjasstuff]

carrying each other :з

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Congratulations to TEAM CHEESE for winning the popular vote on the Charcuterie poll!

[figm3nted]

murderface vest shenanigans

[avaliferous]

Inspired by @keferon ‘s mecha au (spoilers (?) if you haven’t read the idw comics)

(I don’t know if you already had plans for him in the AU, but I had the idea that since he’s already a little guy in a big piece of armor… why not make it here too??)

The Magnus Armor was one of the oldest and biggest suits in the mecha program so it made sense that its pilot was revered by many. It was an unwavering pillar that saved hundreds of thousands and by that extent famous -though second to Blurr (and by a long shot). The mecha was a light of hope for both people and pilots alike; why wouldn’t he be when the average pilot’s lifespan was cut shot and yet, he was still going strong with no signs of stopping. Besides, if it could withstand all those years of fighting then maybe humanity stood a bigger chance against the quintessons than they thought.

Although despite the fame around the mecha and its pilot, no one knew who the pilot actually was. The Magnus Armor (or Ultra Magnus as they all called it) was always taken to a separate hangar after battles and many figured it was because the mecha was so large that it needed its own space to shutdown. So when Jazz had the opportunity to fight alongside him, by the time the battle was over and they returned to the base to recover, he would be lying if he said he wasn’t the least bit curious to see who the pilot under the armor was.

The golden opportunity presented itself when Jazz just so happened to stumble across Magnus’ hangar at the time the pilot was coming out. However, when what emerged wasn’t in fact a middle aged man, Jazz was surprised. He didn’t know what he was expecting but it certainly wasn’t…that. A second suit. A smaller suit, smaller than any he had seen before and that included some of the stealth class mecha (and they were pretty damn small). Then, from that, a person emerged; a shorter man, probably in his late twenties, with a mustache and the stature of someone who certainly didn’t seem like the pilot of a three story tall mecha.

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Anyways, small little drabble (i dont write as much as i draw so it’s pretty rough…) and whatnot that i needed to get out of my brain desperately so i can focus on blurr again

In addition to that, here are some small doodles of magnus with roddy (the precious boy he is)

[littlespace-imagines]

I watched Metalocalypse: Army of the Doomstar and Toki is a canonical age regressor who carrys a “Deadybear” around with him and the whole band accepts it and supports it and it’s not even a humorous focal point or anything. Pickles just says “Sorry, you know, Toki's a little sensitive these days. We think he's regressing from, you know, the whole thing.” When Toki has on outburst from being told not to something and other than him always having his comfort bear that’s the only way it’s mentioned, he is still the Toki we love.

It’s so nice to see regression presented in a legitimate way, Toki and the whole band went through hell, we see Nathan struggling with his own ptsd also. The fact that the whole band -including murderface who usually hits below the belt with his insults- just goes with it.

[amartianonmars]

Meme doodle dump that I put minimum effort into

[toysrguts]

its 2:20 in the morning i had a vision

[gr333g]

PICKLE HEADCANONS.🦖

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I went on a 2 mile walk today I am in pain dude😭 but I thought about this a lot so ENJOY.😤

TW: jealous behavior, the smallest most micro amount of violence. (It’s not descriptive.).

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-So I think that pickle chooses who his “mate”? Is.

-So you’ll have to catch his eye. And make him interested.

-And if you do peak his interest.. be prepared to have the MOST clingiest man on earth.

-He will throw a whole ass tantrum if your gone for 0.001 seconds.

-LOOOTTSS OF CUDDLING.

-he will smother you.

-and he’s like a human heater.

-so be prepared to COOK.

-buy a bunch of blankets

-he’s a primitive man.

-so his instincts tell him to make a “nest”. (Aka a bunch of blankets thrown all over your bed)

-atleast it’s comfy 🤷‍♀️

-if you’re like me and like collecting random stuff (cool rocks,bones,jewelry etc.)

-let’s just say your collection will double in size.

-the first time he saw your reaction to the rock he found and gave to you he fell in love.

-and then he began to give you random stuff he finds.

-baths. He loves baths.

-especially when you take them with him.

-he could stay in the water for HOURS. DAYS EVEN.

-so take him swimming often.

-also if you like walks.

-take him on walks.

-he will run around every where and find the most random stuff. (Which he gives to you ofc.)

-if your walking near a body of water he will comeback to you absolutely SOAKED. (And then shake off the water on you.)

-also if you get tired he will carry you.

-there will also be a lot of scientist showing up to your home to check on pickle.

-also random fighters who obviously want to fight pickle. (Which you just say no and slam the door on them.)

-also you’re probably gonna move to the middle of nowhere

-so pickle can be closer to nature and feel more comfortable.

-and so he doesn’t hurt anyone.

-pickle can get VERY jealous.

-in his eyes you are his.

-he “owns” you practically.

-sometimes when fighters show up at your door they’ll flirt with you thinking they showed up at the wrong place.

-and they obviously didn’t cause when they take a quick glance behind you they’ll be met with pickles glaring eyes.

-and then swiftly be met with pickles fist in their face.

-communication with pickle is obviously hard.

-so if you do want to communicate with pickle.

-you’ll have to communicate through body language.

-and maybe. JUST MAYBE.

-you’ll be able to teach him sign language.

-pets. You might wanna get rid of them.

-pickle doesn’t understand the concept of a “pet”

-so when he sees you cuddled up with your pet he’ll get jealous and see the pet as competition.

-also if you have a pet rodent and it mysteriously went missing.

-he ate it.

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Ok I think I’m done now. I hope you liked it and if you want more PLEASE SEND ME A REQUEST!!❤️

[mryukii]

II16doesntexist

[uo6ep]

skwisgaar is actually just a very long cat

[plusie]

🐈‍⬛ - grey n green cats w/ fire !

[phonification]

wah wah wah

[rocketbirdie]

partial makonoid zack ideas~