#muttface

[fungalpieceofshit]

New clothes!!

[princesssarisa]

My pets aren't with me anymore, but I'll share as many of the silly names I used to call them as I remember.

hang on I’m trying to see something

don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name

[atombonniebaby]

Atom Bonnie Baby's Rat Man Starter Pack

MacCadooldles:

The Playlist.

A mix of songs that I listen to when writing! Some remind me of Mac, some are songs I think he'd listen to, and some are HC and Fic specific!

Rat-Man Garbs:

DadCready Screens Masterlist:

Swings - Happy Tears - Bedtime Stories - Pulling Faces - Happy Tears 2 - Sleepy - Sanctuary - Protective - Duckie Boots - Sleepy 2 - New Dwellings - Off to the Beach - Mr Huggy

A MacCrady Profile

Name: Robert Joseph MacCready

Occupation: Gun for Hire

Experience: Gunner (don't hold it against him) Mayor (from 10-16) self proclaimed 'ruthless little bastard' (still applicable)

Nickname(s): RJ, Bobby-Joe, Mac, Sasshole, Mac n Cheesy, MacGreedy, MacSneezy, MacSleepy, MacWeepy, MacEaty, SnarkCready

Age: 22 years old (no really)

Height: 5'8'' (Short King)

Build: Scrawny (130 lbs.)

Eyes: Bright Blue (pwetty)

Hair: Light Brown, choppy (hella cute)

Features: All sharp edges and angles, rat-like (but in a sexy kinda way)

The best ways to annoy/piss him off:

-Trying to make him carry your junk.

-Leaving him in the dark about what is going on and not letting him have a say in important decisions

-Being irresponsible and not taking the situation seriously.

-Using chems in front of him, knowing he disapproves of them.

-Not taking proper care of yourself (i.e., not wearing armor, getting enough food and water, etc.)

Molerats (anything that looks, walks, or sounds like one)

Murdering Innocents and sadistic behavior.

Abuse of Power (this is probably the thing he hates the most)

What he likes:

Wit, sarcasm, and smart-assness (loves it!).

Making MacCready smile and laugh.

Playfulness (MacCready can't resist).

Cuddling and being held (He'd never admit it).

A good listener.

Surprising facts about MacCready:

His guilty pleasure is Sugar Bombs and Nuka Cola.

He started drinking when he was six years old.

He has a high level of intelligence and enjoys learning new things (he likes to spout out random facts)

Named all the dogs in Little Lamplight: Muttface, Pete, Hooligan, Ginger, Bandit, and Rex.

Headcanons!:

If there were one word he'd use to describe himself, it would be hardy. He's used to pushing himself to do whatever it takes to survive, even when doing things that others consider crazy. MacCready is sarcastic, stubborn, and guarded—he doesn't trust easily.

He affectionately refers to his rifle as 'Baby' (but only in private).

He is surprisingly insightful and observant, noticing details that others overlook.

MacCready's past has left scars on him emotionally and physically, and some days are worse than others.

When MacCready is ill, it the more clingy and needy he becomes.

Hates being cold, so bundling him in warm blankets helps make him feel better. Will accept hot soup (but NOT cave fungus)

Self-consciously hates how his knees knock together and his ribs poke under his shirt. (due to having rickets as a kid)

When genuinely happy, he's all toothy smiles until he thinks someone might notice, and then he reverts back to his usual stoic self. (doesn't like his teeth)

MacCready is always smoking, his cigarettes resting between his lips as he goes through one pack after another.

His guilty pleasures are Sugar Bombs and Nuka Cola. He loves sweet things but doesn't have time for much food.

His mind is full of cuss words.

He also has a habit of tapping his fingers against the side of his rifle whenever he's nervous.

MacCready and intimacy:

He misses physical intimacy and closeness and longs for that connection again but struggles to communicate it. Insecurity eats at MacCready; he feels guilty about moving on with his life and letting go of Lucy.

When MacCready does allow himself to get close to someone, the things that draw him to you aren't lost on him. How your presence brings him a sense of peace and makes him forget about all the problems in his life, if only for a while, how you make him smile when he wants nothing more than to cry, and how you somehow always manage to look at him with such kindness, even when he feels he doesn't deserve it.

MacCready finds sleep with a new partner extremely difficult. After losing Lucy the way he did, having trouble falling asleep is now a side effect of his traumatic experiences. He often wakes up in the middle of the night, unable to fall back asleep, and if his companion stirs, he's instantly wide awake, unable to keep his eyes off them.

He tells himself it's because he's trying to protect them, but he knows deep down that part of him can't stop wondering what it would be like to lose another loved one in a heartbeat. To find himself alone yet again... and being alone scares the heck out of him.

MacCready can be very vulnerable at night, especially after a nightmare. When he comes back to his senses, it takes a moment for the memories to fade away. Once they do, he gets flustered and tries to push his nightmares out of his head. He doesn't want his partner to see him as weak and break down.

As MacCready starts trusting you, he eventually reveals his troubles. He's more willing to seek support rather than deal with everything alone. He may still shy away from physical contact or withdraw after the initial breakdown. Once MacCready starts opening up, he slowly becomes more comfortable, allowing you to show affection and comfort him.

An ongoing conflict with himself is his attraction to men, which he has repressed for many years, believing that acknowledging it would question his marriage to Lucy. In MacCready's eyes, you either like women or men and not both. So, the fact that he harbors these feelings of attraction to men makes him feel guilty, ashamed, and, most of all, confused about his identity.

[christobland]

Artfight piece for Art Fight - ArchWolfey's Profile, her character Captain Muttface.

[thetempleofawesome]

Me n Muttface🤓

[nnkdrippybot]

Beggared if I know. Still, looks like old Muttface didn't mean us any harm in the end, eh?

[itsmuttface]

[myerjl54]

The glow stick party dog El Jefe Pooch Patrick Myers. Also known under the aliases #stinky #muttface #shithead #bubby #pupper and #jefethepit

[superdavit]

This goofy, possibly-broken #mutt turns six today!! I’m as shocked as you that I managed to keep her alive this long!! #muttsofinstagram #ripley #muttface #dogs #birthday (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_BXNYWJuxD/?igshid=ddmumtq4ysam

[onebluepebble]

It is time for your midweek reminder that Pebble is a beautiful and photogenic swamp creature trash Dalmatian.

[neutronstarchild]

PREPARE YOURSELF FOR I HAVE MANY

the perils of multi shipping 😞

Hospital AU+Florist AU, InuKag

Inuyasha storms into the hospital flower shop.

"Give me the flowers that smell the absolute strongest."

Kagome, the florist is confused. Usually people wanting fragrant flowers look happy, or sad, not mad.

"We just got some Gardenias in. They're very pungent. Uh" (She knows she shouldn't ask, but she does.) "May I ask why you're so interested in the scent of these?"

"Damn wolf got what he deserved, if you ask me but... my mother will disown me if I don't at least say sorry for breaking his leg."

"So you're buying him spite flowers?"

"Yeah."

"For breaking his leg."

"He started it! Called me a muttface because I scored better than he did on the biology test!"

Kagome knows enough about demon anatomy to understand that this 'wolf' will probably heal quickly. And Kagome knows what muttface means.

She wraps the gardenias and hands them to the distraught dog half-demon.

"Gardenias are for purity and kindness. Maybe they'll serve as an inspiration for you both." She says, causing Inuyasha to pause.

Maybe he is a little bit in the wrong, a little.

He hopes Koga is stuck in the hospital at least one more day, because he wants to come back and see if there are even stinkier flowers. (And not because the florist is the best smelling thing in the shop.)

From the Prompt Mashup Game

[thundermegood]

I just realized something about Inuyasha. The Character, I mean. We always saw him and Kagome in the present day, and whenever Kagome said something odd, she just quickly recovered so that made me think about how InuYasha would've interacted with people from his own time with the present day Slang or something he might've heard from TV.

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Kagura: So, you've sought me out? Did you believe I was Naraku?

InuYasha: Well, I didn't come to fuck the spiders!

Kagura:

Kagura: Wut?

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Miroku: InuYasha my friend, we are quite aways away from the village and we won't be there until the morning. Are we close to any rivers or animals?

InuYasha: Let me ask InuYasha

Miroku: What? I just asked you-

InuYasha: He's not availble right now, can you come back later?

-

Sesshomaru: How foolish. Did you really believe that you could defeat me this time?

InuYasha: Well, I did believe I could whip. And then neigh neigh.

Sesshomaru:

InuYasha:

Sesshomaru: Jaken, we are leaving.

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Koga: Hey, Muttface! How come Kagome looks thin!?

InuYasha: How come your Daddy asked me to bed him?

Koga: What the!?! How can you-I

-

*InuYasha fishing*caught a huge fish*

InuYasha: Ooh now that's a whoppah! GAWGOUS!

Shippo: Kagome! He's saying things again!

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Sango: InuYasha, could you please pass that stick so I can cook the fish?

Inuyasha: Oh, I wish I could but I don't want to.

Sango:

*Sango grabs Hiraikotsu*

InuYasha: It was a show I watched! Geeze!

[cynthiaandsamus]

So... Moroha was literally raised by wolves... that actually explains a lot

(Just imagining Koga going “Hell no, I ain’t raising Muttfaces’s ki-” and then looking into Baby Moroha’s eyes and instantly adoring her and being like “...yeah alright fine I guess.”)

[fangirlforthewin]

So if Moroha was raised by Koga and Ayame, how did Koga never talk about Kagome?

Maybe he always referred to Inuyasha as Muttface, so Moroha has no idea who that is.

[nnkdrippybot]

Beggared if I know. Still, looks like old Muttface didn't mean us any harm in the end, eh?

[itsmuttface]