#little baby omega singing her heart out

[soaps-mohawk]

My brain has been buzzing Thespian/choir Reader. Like Soap is bored and going down a weird rabbit hole of watching YouTube channels of plays or choir singing recorded by teachers. Find someone that looks a bit to much like their omega. And it’s just their omega when they were a kid singing, and dancing with a bunch of other kids. And now he just has to show everyone. Gaz and Soap just thinking it’s adorable but also impressed because their omega in the video is just belting their heart out as they perform a solo or something. Or Price and Simon both looking at other videos and trying to see if they can find them in the background like “Where is Waldo?”

Soap bugging Reader to see if they can still do it.

(My head screams theater.

Definitely dig up every old video they can find and play them on blast. Reader comes in wondering what's going on but then. She recognizes that voice. She knows that song.

Instant embarrassment. Such cringe. Wants to crawl under her covers and never come out. They love it though. They can't get enough of their little omega as a pup being all cute on stage and absolutely slaying it vocally.

It takes a while but Johnny finally convinces her to try singing it now. Turns out she's still got it. They definitely make her do performances every weekend when they're home.

Turns out the reader missed it too 🤭

[frogchiro]

FALLS ON UR FEET, LISTEN TO MY BRAIN MISS FROGCHIRO, omegaverse/werewolf 141 AU

141's sweet sweet mate spending time with her pups, 4 out of 5 pups are asleep snoozing. Lifting one up into the air as it tries to blink away its weariness away, wanting to protect his mama but once you start singing Love Like You By Rebbaca Sugar (yes its a steven universe song) the poor pup can't resist sleep,

"if i could be half of what you think of me, i could do just about anything, i could even learn how to love"

Ghost seeing this little scene through a crack in the store and OOH HOHOHH he has to bite his tongue so he doesnt let out any happy chirps, it makes him feel /so/ warm on the inside.

PLEASE THIS IS SO DARN CUTE OH MY GOOOOOD

Nesting with your newborn puppies has become one of your favorite things; whether it's your instincts, your love for your babies or most probably both, doesn't really matter. All that matters that your litter is already with you and their fathers, all safe and comfy in your nest ;;

Gaz, Price, Soap and Ghost almost can't be torn away from their new family, their instincts and hormones raging at even the thought of leaving their omega and babies but being a soldier is a demanding job and even though they already filed for extended leave, there's still so much to do. You assured them that the babies and you will be alright, they're still tiny, barely a few weeks old and not very active yet so all you need to do is feed them and cuddle with them in your nest.

After a few hours Ghost became terribly restless and decided on checking up on you and the pups 'just in case' and that's when he walked onto a sight that will be engraved into his mind until the rest of his days.

You, beautiful, sweet you was holding one of your babies, the rest four pups were in a cuddle pile and sound asleep but the one you were holding was looking a you with a look of sheer child-like wonder and adoration, although due to your singing Simon could see from the gap in the door that his little son was slowly drifting away, lids getting heavy and finally his tiny chest was rising and falling with slow, steady breaths, finally asleep.

The blonde man had to physically restrain himself from chirruping at the sight, chest already vibrating with deep purrs as he continued looking at the sight of you smiling and nuzzling against your son before putting him back down to his sleeping siblings and laying down yourself to drift off to sleep with a small smile still on your lips.

Simon had to forcibly move away from the door and back to his duties before his instincts would take over and he'd just go and cuddle with his family all day. He promised himself in that moment that the second his and the rest of the packs duties end, they will B-line to the den and cuddle, nuzzle and scent to his hearts content.

He loves his family so so much <3

[here-comes-the-moose]

Bad Batch Modern AU Headcanons Under the Cut

Echo

Does not like red wine. It gives him a headache and heartburn (he’s just like me fr).

Plans Friday Fundays with Omega after she gets out of school.

Great at cooking and baking, but absolutely needs to follow the recipe. If he’s tries to improvise or experiment, the food is not edible at all.

Can flawlessly do a shot with no hands.

Has done a keg stand.

Before the loss of his limbs, he used to NEVER get hungover, no matter how much he drank. Even now, his hangovers are pretty mild. He’s just built different.

Was recruited to be one of the room parents for Omega’s class.

The only one who can get through to Crosshair when his mental health gets really bad.

Has their house decorated like the most stereotypical suburban mom. I’m talking Live Laugh Love signs, a beach-themed bathroom, so many throw pillows and blankets that you can barely sit, a rotation on of seasonal decor, the list goes on.

Hunter

Cannot sing for shit.

The king of dad jokes.

Has absolutely no fashion sense. Negative drip. He’s wearing socks and sandals unironically.

World’s worst cook. Managed to burn and undercook a pancake. Gave Crosshair food poisoning.

Banned from grilling after he set all the food they got for their 4th of July barbecue on fire.

Gets migraines. He gets extremely sensitive to sound and smells.

The only person Crosshair lets look after him when he isn’t feeling well.

Views expiration dates as suggestions. Somehow has never gotten sick.

Constantly going on Tinder dates.

Tech

Total chick magnet.

Does not realize this.

Constantly drives over the speed limit (except in school zones) but miraculously has never gotten a speeding ticket.

Best at making cocktails.

The most intense one about making sure they all eat healthy.

His shoulders and neck get really tense, from sitting at a computer and from carrying most of his stress there.

Does not like crispy bacon.

Wrecker

Grill master.

Actually great at cooking and baking. He can improvise and experiment with ease and the food comes out even better.

Always showing off photos of Omega when he’s at work.

Saw the Barbie movie more than once. He cried each time.

LOVES to listen to Kesha.

His music taste is basically just 2000’s-2010’s party girl music.

Used to choreograph dances that he would then perform with Crosshair and Fives for the rest of their family when they were kids.

Gives the best massages.

Wears the New Balance dad sneakers. Crosshair HATES them.

Crosshair

Banned from their local Applebee’s for getting extremely sloppy off their dollaritas.

Gets motion sick sometimes, mostly in cars.

HATES air travel.

Top three artists on Spotify are My Chemical Romance, Taylor Swift, and Lana Del Rey (he’s just like me fr)

Also gets migraines. Unlike Hunter, he isn’t that sound sensitive, but he gets extremely sensitive to light and smells and gets auras with his migraines.

Also saw the Barbie movie more than once (he went with Wrecker). He also cried.

Has a crush on Tony Soprano (don’t ask why the thought came into my head and wouldn’t leave)

Babies and toddlers love him for some reason.

Will not eat or drink something if the expiration date is within two days. Gets extremely grossed out by Hunter not caring for expiration dates.

Secretly a hopeless romantic.

Omega

Learned her first curse word from Echo when he let one slip while driving.

Repeated the word in front of Hunter, who nearly had a heart attack.

Looks just like Crosshair when he was a kid.

Likes going out with Crosshair because he almost always gets her a little treat.

Gets annoyed by how many people in her class and some of their parents have a crush on one of her brothers.

Has tried to play matchmaker for her brothers before.

All of her brothers give amazing hugs, but she secretly thinks Echo’s are the best.

Batcher

She was a rescue dog.

She’s a gray pittie.

Her favorite person is Crosshair and she’s always following him around and is always at his side.

Goes crazy for cold cuts.

Was originally going to be brought to the shelter if they couldn’t find an owner, but Hunter agreed to keep her when he saw how happy she made Omega and Crosshair.

Her tail has a kink because it broke and didn’t heal properly.

Feel free to add more if you’d like! I have included some of these in my Modern AU works.

[iloveaustinelvisandmannymore]

The Art of obsession.

Pairing: Austin!Elvis x reader

Summary: When you decided to be a preschool teacher you didn't know you would be teaching the famous Alpha Celebrity Elvis Presley's daughter Lisa Marie Presley. What you didn't know was that it would take a twisted turn when you got to know the 'Alpha' himself more and soon start to think you shouldn't have met him in the first place. (@galaxygirl453 )

Warnings: Manipulation, Gas lighting, Guilt tripping, Forced marriage, Drugging, Delusional/Obsessed Austin!Elvis, Baby trapping, Breeding kink, Forced marking, Creampie, dinner room sex, At school sex, Dirty talk, Housewife kink, Praise, Cock warming, Bullying, Pregnancy, and Pregnancy sex, Gorely murder.

A/n: So the anon who requested this, I hope you like it.

Elvis only could hear the clicking of his dress shoes against the preschool's tile, his thoughts grow wild. While he was at home, practicing with some of the Memphis Mafia in The Jungle Room, he got a call from the principal that Lias Marie had gotten into a fight, his Lisa? He knew it was hard for Lisa Marie to go through the change of having divorce parents but she wouldn't fight another kid, would she? No, she wouldn't. Elvis closed his eyes and took a calming breath in and opened the door.

"Ah! Mr. Presley, there you are." the principal exclaimed mockingly, a sarcastic smile on his wrinkled, chubby face "What happened?" Elvis asked as he sat beside a sniffling Lisa, putting a hand on her tiny back, quietly comforting her "Lisa Marie attacked a little boy, while they were playing. If I were you I'd discipline her better." the old white-haired man practically snarled, Elvis could feel his blood boil, his wolf growling and ready to protect his little pup. Elvis opened his mouth to reply when the door swing open and the scent so luring filled his sense of smell, Rose & honey with a hint of firewood, his ocean orbs snapped to the source.

"Miss. (L/N)!" The principal called out but you ignored him, and simply squatted down in front of Lisa "Are you, okay sweetheart? I heard what happened." you gently cooed to Lisa wiping away her tears, Elvis's heartbeat quickened as he stared at you in awe, his body heat raised and ringing filed his ear, it was getting hard to breathe, everything in his body screamed to be yours, your omega but you wasn't an alpha, you couldn't be, you don't act like one, plus he worked so hard to be an 'Alpha' to lose it. Elvis breathed in and thanked God for his dark shades that helped conceive his emotion. "Miss. (L/n) this is a private meeting." you stood and turned to your boss, with a warm smile that didn't reach your eyes " With all due respect, sir, We both know Bobby Field likes to push around others, it's quite boggling to me that little Lisa Marie is here instead of him" the elder man opened his mouth to speak, but you continued "I get that you might be jealous of Mr. Presley's effect on your new 'wife' but we should not take it on the children Mr. Dryier." The beta man in question looked away in shame "Leave me." the beta waved his hand dismissing him, Lisa, and Miss.(L/n). They wasted no time leaving the stuffy office and into the hallway.

"You alright little Marie?" Miss (L/n) asked bending down and smiling down at his daughter "'m alright." Lisa nodded to you and wiped her puffy face from the tears in her eyes, wearing a cute tiny pout that made her teacher giggle softly, to Elvis it was like the sound of Angels singing and joyful bells ringing, his heartbeat once again raced just a little. You stood up, turning to him with your warm and soft smile, and he swear his heart skipped a beat, his body heat raised hotter than before, suddenly his throat felt dry and he felt like he was hardly breathing, his wolf begging and whimpering for his Alpha "Thank you, for doin' that." Elvis managed to spit out, with a fax confidence smirk even though a raging storm of emotion waved its course within him, "Your welcome. I just hate when adults are petty and mistreat children." you huffed before a smile was back on your face " I'm (Y/N) (L/n), it's a pleasure to meet THE Elvis Presley." you held out your hand that he gladly took, electricity ride up his spine and a groan tried to force it's way out his lips, he suddenly needed to fuck, to breed you, the want became almost unbearable. Elvis gulped before speaking "Pleasure all mine, darlin'" You shake his hand "Well it's time for me and Marie to head to class, recess is over." you said taking his little girl's hand, waved at him, and walked off.

Once you were out of sight, Elvis rushed out of the school and drove to Graceland, with the pain going through his veins, body screaming for release. His back laid against his comfortable mattress, clothes on the floor, and his cock in his hand, pumping fast, pre-cum leaking out and over his hand, his hips jerking into his fist, wishing it was your pussy, He cummed with a whimper and whine.

That was the best orgasm, Elvis had ever experienced, he didn't cum that hard even with Priscilla.

He wanted you, wanted you to be his, by God, you will be, whether you want that or not, he decided you'd be his alpha, no matter the costs. He didn't put his plan into action until a month later, he convinced the principal to have you tutor Lisa at Graceland when you had the time, after all every man had a price. It was a Tuesday when he acted, it was a sunny day and you came exactly the same time you always have, a bright smile and warmth in your eyes as he opened the door "How are you today Mr. Presley?" you asked walking into the beautiful mansion "Doin' just fine." Elvis smiled back and locked the door behind him, actually, he was more than fine, he was excited, he got off his suppressants and stopped wearing his mask scents, and he was going into heat, no alpha couldn't resist an omega in heat, not a sweet little alpha like you. "So where is little Marie?" you questioned looking for her, normal the little girl would come running to greet you, "Goddamn, I forget to tell ya she's at her mother's. I'm sorry darlin'," he said "It's okay I can just go." "You sure? The drive here is at least 2 hours, would ya like a drink?" Elvis asked, gently guiding you to the dining room "I could go for some coke." you smile softly as you sat in a chair at the large dining table "Great, just relax darlin' I'll get yar coke."

Elvis walked into the kitchen, grabbed two coke bottles, and pulled out a set of different quickly, tasteless dissolving drugs, one to enhance your instinct and one to trigger his heat, dropping each drug in your respective drinks, he brought and sat your coke in front of you, before sitting across of you, taking a sip of his coke "So how was school?" Elvis asked leaning back in his seat, "It was okay, the kids were a little—" you trailed off, once a temping scent filled the air, The smell of fresh morning due and lavender sage, your eyes meet Elvis's when a pained whimper left the omega, wait omega? He usually smelled like another alpha, that of Sandalwood and vanilla, he was a beautiful sight, his normal ocean orbs were hard to see, his pupils so dilated he was breathing heavily and sweat begin to make his skin shine. A strong want for, no need to have this omega, ride him until he begs you to stop, your eyes dilated as you stood up and walked to him "Get up." you order and like a good boy he did what he was told "Such good omega" you cooed " your reward." you said before pulling the godly of a man into dominating and passionate kiss, tongues swirling each other and your hands worked on removing his black half unbutton blouse. You both parted Breathing heavily as you remove his blouse and he was working to remove his pants "Such a gorgeous Alpha and gonna take care of me? Huh, darlin'?" he teased, kissing your neck before taking off his pants and lifted himself onto the table, his cock stood tall, your mouth watering and your pussy became slick. You crawled over him and lined his cock with your weeping core and slowly descended upon him, and immediately started to ride him it's been so long since you had sex nevertheless, you couldn't believe your luck a male Omega they're is so rare as Alpha females, you throw your head back, and rolled your hips sharply causing a pretty gasp and moan from the men below you.

His large hands quickly gripped your hips, moans, and whines left his pink lips, his Raven hair stuck to his forehead, and his eyes lidded, desperate, you bounced faster and leaned down to kiss him, not once stopping. His scent filled your nose and lungs like a drug, your kisses strayed from his lips to his neck, and a sudden desire, temptation, want, set your body ablaze, a want to mark, claim this man, his hand held your head to his neck, and his arm throw over your waist, holding you as you bounce. His scent became deliciously overwhelming and you bit down on his neck, staking your claim. Elvis gasped, it worked! He flipped you both, your back on the warm smooth wood as you licked up the blood and the bite with your healing saliva, Elvis pounded into you with a strong punishing rhythm, each thrust from his skilled hips, would push your hips against the table and his cock reached your sweet spot like no, Alpha or beta never had, the sexy growls and huffs leave the rock and roll king brought you closer to your climax "T-That's it! Cum, cum on this cock lil Darlin'! Goddamn, I'm close!" Elvis panted, his already fast thrusting turn frantic, and with a rub against your little nub, you came with a scream, Elvis not far after, with a groan he came, painting your walls and womb white with his seed. it took you a minute to realize what happened, you forcefully claimed him, and your widen eyes snapped to Elvis who was tracing the mark with shock and terror on his face "I'm so sorry I didn't mean to.." you trailed off as guilt set heavily into your chest "I'm ruined.." Elvis whispered, pacing in front of you "What can I do?" you begged "There's nothing you can do." he said, his back turned to you, a sinister smirk on his lips, it really was working, you were going to his. "Please there must be something?" you plead more desperately "Move in here and marry me, people will think it was consensual and you will be able to keep your job. We'll say we kept our relationship secret" Elvis turned to look at you, his eyes holding a strange gleam but you were too much in turmoil to notice "O-Oh Okay." you shakily nodded.

You sighed as you struggle to get out of bed with your 8 months baby bump, your husband sound asleep, it was a rare sight to see, he laid on his stomach, his head on his arm, his lips parted in silent snores, his jet black a mess on his forehead, he was it was gorgeous even if he was asleep, 'no fair' you chuckled and bend down as best as you could, kissed his forehead and walked into the bathroom and got ready for work, it had been a year since that, and it wasn't bad being married to the rock star, sure he had his moments, but he treated you well and you have grown to even love the man. Though you could go without the bursts of anger and possessiveness, it was worse when your ex came around which happened more often than not, he works at the same school you did, and now that you think about Elvis acted more than an alpha than you did sometimes, You yawned as stretched your arms, it was lunch time so the little pups went to the cafeteria. you were about to reach for your lunch when a knock on your classroom door made you sharply inhale, feeling irritation enter your system you took a calm breath then smiled "Come in." you spoke calmly and your husband strutted in with a small smile "How're my girls?" Elvis asked taking off his famous shades and hooking them on his belt "We're doing alright." your smile turned genuine "What are you doing here?" you asked as he leaned against your desk, looking at you with the same loving and devoted look in his eyes when never he looked at you, his smile tugged into a smirk at your question, his orbs was overcome with lust. "I came to check on you and the babies. God..you smell so good."

'Oh' you thought as heat rushed into your body, it had got clearer, the closer you got into your pregnancy, you hungered for sex more, and seeing the predatory lust-driven glint didn't help, you could feel the Alpha purr inside of you, she was pleased, happy to have such a doting omega to take care of her and your needs. Elvis rushed to sweep everything off your desk and helped you upon it, lips locked in a passionate kiss as you slowly leaned down onto the light brown desk, Elvis's fingers hooked onto your underwear and slide them off from under your sundress, your core already slick ready to take your omega he fumbled with unbuckled his belt and unzipping his pants, letting out small whimpers of want. "Shh it's okay omega, your Alpha is here" you purred, eyes blew out as he slowly slid into your pussy despite everything in him wanting to slam into you, his thrusts were slow but precise at first, trying so hard to be gentle, in control but it was slipping as he pounded faster, the poor old desk creaked under the pressure. The classroom echoes your lewd moans and the arousing sound of skin smacking against the skin, and your wet pussy taking a beating.

You whined as Elvis whispered sweet nothing, his pubic bone smacking against your clit, your eyes drifted into the small rectangle window of your classroom door, a set of brown tearful orbs looked back at yours; your ex Joseph a hurt expression plastered on his face but you couldn't find it in you to care while you were being fucked dumb, you grabbed Elvis's face and pulled him into a kiss of swirling tongues, your hips bucking upwards to your husbands hammering, the band in your stomach coming closer to snapping a sharp thrust had you coming, you left out a satisfied sigh as he finished inside. Your eyes looked to the window once again, Joseph was gone and a tiny feeling of guilt wash over you.

Elvis helped you down, helped cleaned up, and organize your desk, he stayed with you for the rest of your break, and the room was filled with laughter and talking. He left as the bell ranged not before leaving with a kiss and that was the last time he really spend time with you.

You were on your 9th month and at home, Elvis and you had agreed you were too close to your due date to work, so you just cooked and cleaned around the house. He was as always at his Studio, hanging out and recording songs with the Memphis Mafia when he got home he would just kiss you on the lips and Lisa Marie on her cheeks before doing his own thing. Today you decided to clean some of the rooms downstairs, you just finished one and were heading to the other when something catch your eye, the door that was normally locked was open just a slit, like a cat that was killed by curiosity, you completely open the door and a set of stairs lead down into the poorly lit room. You grip the metal rails as you take cautious steps can you pause once you smell stench so horrible like something was rotting? You watched as your feet bit the bottom step and when you finally looked up a gasp of pure horror left you. Dried blood splattered everywhere, bits and pieces of Flesh ran across the floors and walls as if an animal ripped apart its prey not caring where the pieces landed, and a ripped leg enters your vision, your eyes traced up, and what you saw would haunt you as bile rises up your throat. A man's body slumps against the back wall, his left arm cut off, and laying beside his thigh, his jaw hangs open, some teeth missing and his other leg gone, what you assume it was the bits of rotting flesh scattered around. A familiar scent entered your nose beneath the rotting corpse, Seabreeze vanilla, and coconut... Joseph. A chill climbed its way up your spine and tears build up in your orbs then another scent enters your nose and your blood runs ice cold.

"Tsk, such a bad alpha." a voice mocked you in the Stillness of this horror, your head snaps up at the top of the stairs, and your 'innocent' husband looks down at you coldly, eyes glowing blue as he leans against the doorframe

Taglist; @reddie-freddie, @father-of-2cats, @yynneessmons, @trinityscarlett173, @mnessasstuff, @galaxygirl453, @xxmadhatter39xx, @pennyroyalcreep, @elvisalltheway101 ,@plasticfantasticl0ver, @kendralavon7, @crash-and-cure, @flwersgarden. @airyx0x0.

"You're afraid? Good, you should be."

(@galaxygirl453)

[arcsimper5]

Episode 5 - Rants!

Okay, so, first off WHAT AN AMAZING EPISODE!

Putting spoilers below the cut just in case, and this is gonna be way out of order, but my brain is still firing on all cylinders lol.

So first off - Echo!

Our baby is back! And he is taking no shit which is just perfect. His reaction to Crosshair is interesting though. I imagine, with him having been with the 501st and around Jedi, he may well have heard 'the stories' about Jedi falling to the Dark Side and being welcomed back. He's also probably heard about Slick from Rex, and seeing other clones turn on the empire despite being loyal, he is likely more sympathetic towards Crosshair than the others.

The 'What, no hug for me?' did have me cackling though. Such snark, such sass. Cross and Echo are underrated as friends, honestly.

Omega on Pabu. That opening was so lovely, her cuddled up with Lula and being so happy! And I LOVE how when she leaves to find Crosshair, Wrecker and Hunter have an entire conversation just through facial expressions. They've been through so much together, they can read each other better than ever, and it's wonderful.

Crosshair and AZ! I love how much that little droid wants to help. Crosshair's line about Lyanna and Shep's ability to find him being 'uncanny' also made me smile. Shep is just a homing missile of care, and of course his daughter is going to be the same!

Him explaining sniping to Omega as well, her just being a sponge of information must remind him of Tech at least a little. Then Wrecker and Hunter peeking over the rocks. Sorry, had to laugh!

Wrecker telling Hunter that if Omega trusts Crosshair, that's enough for him. YES! He's not letting things go, but he's giving it a chance, unlike Mr Face Tattoo Grumpy Pants.

ANOTHER WHISTLE!!!!

Echo hug, and that is just wonderful. Not long enough, but hey, Echo's always been straight down to business.

Batcher's relationship with the moon-yos is also beautiful, them asleep on her by the table is just lovely!

The dining table scene, Tech mention, heartbreaking, but it shows there is still a void there. They're all aware, and all working to fill it, but it's still gaping and raw.

As soon as Crosshair said he knew an outpost, I was like, NO, THEY'RE GOING BACK TO BARTON IV *crying*

Then Wrecker giving him back the armour and the way Crosshair's eyes WIDEN when he sees it. Just UUUUUGH!

The 'little brother' moment and the chuckle made my heart SING. These two are just peak sibling and I AM HERE FOR IT!

And man, did I ever want them to turn up and Mayday be there, alive and having survived thanks to Crosshair and telling them all what he did and how amazing he was.

Sadly no :(

But Mayday's helmet, and Crosshair making a memorial to him with the rest of his squad beside him as well, it shows real growth, and THE MUSIC! Ooof!

Hunter being all side-eye-y by the door, what a dramatic bitch lol

Echo and Omega work so well together, and the tension between Crosshair and Hunter is ridiculous. Just fight already! And make it a good one!

So close, but Mama Echo stopped it lol

The entire scene with the wyrm was wonderful, from the beginning argument (I could write an entire novel on how much I love Crosshair calling Hunter out on his BS in a way no-one else does) and Hunter being an angry boi.

But the innate trust that comes out as soon as Hunter falls in that hole.

Also... 'HUNTER!!!!!' :')

The nods at the end, then loading onto the ship. I REALLY wanted Crosshair to tell Hunter about Mayday, that he shot the officer for a Reg, because they refused to help him. I wanted him to tell him how he was tortured, how he kept them safe.

I only hope Echo goes through the medical records and finds what they did to Crosshair, shows it to Hunter and they finally get a bit more understanding.

Overall, it was AMAZING!

My only gripe is with the perimeter - Hunter has enhanced senses but it seems like they write him like he can turn them on and off lol. If it's high pitched enough to keep the wyrm away AND bother Batcher, he's sure as hell going to be hearing it, helmet or not! And it wouldn't be pleasant!

But no, he has to look through his helmet to pick it up? Yeah, I call BS on that :P

But considering that is the only complaint I really have, 9.9/10!

[landhficrecs]

Single Parent (1)

confections of the heart by pleasinglouis 25k

Harry chuckles, smiling when Louis’ breath hitches as he reaches up to brush his thumb over Louis’ cheek. “Louis, would you like to go on a date with me?”

He still worries that the date won’t go well, that Harry will get bored of him or decide it’s too complicated dating an omega with a pup, but he nods anyway, “Yes.”

It feels worth it when Harry’s lips widen into a grin and the dimple that Louis finds quite charming craters into his cheek. Who knows, maybe it won’t be as awkward as you think, Louis thinks to himself and follows Harry to where Oliver is watching a chef with a loud laugh show the pup how to sculpt with chocolate. Maybe this time it’ll work out.

.

.

Or Louis is a single mom, Harry is a pastry chef, and Oliver just wants his mom to be happy. With a teaspoon of love and a sprinkle of fate, the three might just find a home in each other.

darling, ill take care of you by louly23 20k

Louis watches the strip turn pink in the shitty employee bathroom of Donny stadium on a Wednesday evening in early April, 2008, and all she can fucking think as she sits there on the too-low, rickety old toilet seat that’s three fucking inches away from the sink with her nasty work khakis and Ann Summers underwear around her skinny 17-year-old ankles, 12,000,000 miles up Shit Creek with zero fucking paddles, is: I don’t even fucking like taquitos.

Across the ocean, in a small dingy-looking hallway in the shadiest part of Los Angeles, 16 year old Harry Styles tries to calm her breathing and wipe the sweat from her palms before she enters her very first audition as a fully grown, adult actor, a very long ways away from home.

...or Louis has a 7-year-old daughter, she's in a band, and apparently whenver she and that actor chick in the custom floral suits get near each other the internet loses it's shit.

With A Little Kindness by jacaranda_bloom 33k

The man lays his hand on Harry’s forearm and Harry looks up as the stranger leans in. “I just wanted to say,” he whispers. “Can I cover your bill? I’m a big believer in paying it forward and I can see you’re struggling. It’s none of my business, of course, but I’d really like to help.”

OR the one where Harry is a struggling single parent who doesn’t have time for relationships and Louis is a generous stranger who is unlucky in love, until fate decides to step in and bring them together.

Took Me by Surprise by QuickedWeen 20k

Louis Tomlinson and his best friend Bridget had a daughter when they were very young and he was on the brink of becoming the next MLS star. Until he blew out his knee.

A decade later, he's the head anchor of the American version of Match of the Day and is raising the coolest nine-year-old on the planet, who happens to be obsessed with Harry Styles - popstar, musician, and all-around household name.

tangled up and blue by thepolourryexpress 30k

Kai just shakes his head, making his way down the small batch of stairs with a hop in his step. “Have fun on your weird adult date.”

Harry sighs. “It’s not a date.”

“Dad, you already have him in your bed most nights,” Kai sings, walking backwards towards Louis’ car with an insufferable smirk on his face. “It’s not looking too good for you,” he shrugs, hands curled around the straps of his backpack.

Deep in His Eyes (I Think I See A Future) by FallingLikeThis 5k

Louis is a single father with twins, Davis and Ethan. Harry is the cute nursery school teacher that volunteers at the town’s fair.

promise you’ll remember by anonymous 10k

Louis is a widower whose daughter's fish just died. He panics, then ends up meeting Harry, a marine biologist who is out to steal his heart.

You’re Perfect Now by Kiwiwoman 21k

Louis is Harry’s bodyguard.

When Everything Gets In The Way by Kiwiwoman 16k

Louis is Harry's professor who holds his baby in lectures.

I’ll Call You Mine by KennieWen 13k

"Harry isn’t superstitious, doesn’t knock on wood, or wish on shooting stars, but his position on ‘love at first sight’ becomes increasingly wishy-washy as his mind begins to comprehend blue, blue, blue. He feels his heart constrict and tongue go dry. The man before him is the most beautiful omega he has ever seen in his entire life."

Or: A self indulgent Omega/Omega fic with a teacher/single parent of favorite student trope.

Right Beside You Is Where I Belong by lovelarry10 46k

“Harry, hi, I thought it was you,” Louis said as they came to a stop in front of him, Teddy by now sound asleep in his pushchair. “I hope I’m not holding you up?”

“Not at all,” Harry insisted, smiling down at Piper who was peering shyly up at the stranger in front of her. “I’m really glad we’ve seen you, actually. Pip, there’s someone I’d really love you to meet, sweetheart.”

Piper shuffled a little closer, clinging on to Harry’s shorts as he set a hand on her shoulder, willing her to relax. “Hello.”

“Hi!” Louis said, giving her a little wave, making Harry’s tummy flip over, loving how easy Louis seemed to be with his children. “I love your top. Sunflowers are my favourite.”

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Harry lives on his farm in the British countryside with his two children, loving the peace and quiet of his surroundings.

Louis is a writer who lives in the city, and decides it is time to take a break, to recharge and find some inspiration for his next book.

When Harry's daughter is left heartbroken by the unkindness of strangers, Louis decides it is time to right some wrongs, but doesn't expect to be reunited with the one who got away...

Wonder How I Ever Made It Through by lovelarry10 9k

Prompt 106: The shame at being incapable of it yourself.

Louis loved his home and his neighbourhood. It made jogging more enjoyable. But when a boy with curly hair moves into a home down the street, neither of these men realise what changes are coming their way.

Or Harry and Louis realise that all they need to be strong is love.

To Begin Again by lovelarry10 23k

“I, uh, I’m really sorry for yelling at you like I did.”

“Hey, I deserved it and more. I’m lucky you didn’t come and deck me on the nose,” Louis said, holding his hands up as if to surrender. “Seriously, you went lightly on me. If a crazy dog was leaping around me and my kids, I’d have lost my shit long before you did, and it would have been a lot more sweary than yours as well.”

Harry laughed at that, quite liking the man now he was getting to know him. This Louis seemed to have a good sense of humour, and his dog was fairly likeable too, laying there sound asleep, sunbathing.

“Well, I don’t usually lose my temper, so I just wanted to apologise.”

“It’s me who needs to say sorry. My stupid dog ate their bloody eggs, and on Easter Sunday at that. It’s a good job we don’t go to church, Cliff, or we’d both be going straight to hell. Nice ears, by the way. I meant to say earlier.”

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Harry’s ready to spend a fun Easter morning with his two children at the park, but it’s thrown into chaos when an over-excited dog and his owner come barrelling into their lives…

@louly23 @jacaranda-bloom @becomeawendybird @thepolourryexpress @fallinglikethis

(Please @ the authors if you can xx)

[chasesylvan]

So I’ll Sing Hallelujah.

THIRD CHAPTER BABY!

Same disclaimer and same pairings.

Enjoy <3

It was Dew’s first birthday. How had a whole year already gone by since he was born? Omega was over the moon for this child, and could not believe he was already turning a year old. He had gotten Dew some toys for his birthday, some baby clothes and soft chewing toys for when he starts teething. Dew was absolutely adorable, he had gotten the quintessence from Omega, and his other half was human. “Hey, baby, can you walk to Daddy?” Omega and Terzo were sitting on the floor of Dew’s nursery on a rug one of the Sister’s had knitted for Dew, which they absolutely loved, and they were teaching him how to walk.

They had a few failed attempts, Dew walking from Terzo to Omega and falling every time he got halfway, but they were determined to get Dew to walk today. Terzo lifted Dew up by the armpits and stood him up and Omega gestured for the little ghoul to come to him, and Dew struggled at first, but he started to walk, one foot in front of the other, and he was doing it and Omega was smiling the whole time and Dew did it! He walked all the way from Papa to his Daddy with no trips or slips. “Oh my Satan! He did it, love! Dew walked!” Terzo was recording every second of it and he screamed in joy as well. Omega stood up and lifted Dew into his arms and kissed all over his face, praising him for being able to do it all by himself.

Dew was giggling and smiling at the praise from his Dad which made Omega start to laugh as well, which also caused Terzo to start laughing as well. “Well! That was quite the achievement, wasn’t it, Dewy baby? I think this calls for a reward, what do you think, love?” Terzo replied, “I think it is, Meg, what do you think we should reward our little star?” The nickname made Dew smile which just bloomed joy through both Omega and Terzo’s heart, “Maybe a feeding? Since he’s only still really little, there’s nothing we can really give him, so the best is a feed I think. Should we go and find Sister Anne? She should be in the nursery.”

Terzo nodded and said, “I’ll hold Dew while you go and find her, Meg.” Terzo’s nickname for Omega made him blush, he walked over to Terzo and gave him a soft kiss on the cheek and handed Dew down to him and set off to the nursery in search for Sister Anne. He finally arrived to the nursery and saw a bunch of kits running around play equipment, some kits sitting down and playing quiet games with other kits and some kits sitting in the arms of Sisters having a feed, and he noticed Sister Anne in the baby’s room checking on all the newborn kits, he walked into the room quietly and greeted the Sister, “Hello, Sister Anne.” Sister Anne turned around to face the band ghoul and smiled in return, “Hello, Omega. What can I do for you?”, he replied, “I came looking for you, wondering if you’re free to come to Dew’s nursery room and give him a feed? He just did his first steps and we wanted to reward him, forgetting he’s still only really little and knowing there’s nothing we can really give him, so we decided a feeding would be best. So if you’re free, are you able to come and feed him?”

The Sister smiled and congratulated Omega on Dew’s first steps, “I am more than happy to come and give Dew a feed. I just got to go and check on the other Sister’s watching the older kits in the play area and then I’ll be straight over.” She smiled, and Omega nodded and said his goodbyes and left the nursery to go back to Terzo and Dew in Dew’s nursery room. Omega clapped slightly and said, “How’s my baby boy?” He dragged out the Y in baby, which made Dew giggle and babble at Omega, which he adored so much, and the out of the blue, Dew said, “Da-da!”

This stunned the shit out of both Omega and Terzo, and they stared at each other in shock, not knowing what to do or say. “You heard that right?” Omega said, and the pope just slowly nodded. Omega quickly walked over to Dew and sat cross-legged in front of them both, “Dewy, can you say “Dada” again?” And on command, “Da-da!” He clapped his hands and laughed which made Omega splutter and freak out, he carefully gave Dew a small kiss on the forehead and said, “Baby, I’m so proud of you today! Not only did you walk for the first time, but you also said your first word!” Tears starting welling in the quintessence ghoul’s eyes as Dew reached his tiny hand out to Omega’s cheek and tapped it a couple times. Omega leaned into his tiny touches and starting laughing while crying, Terzo reached around Dew to caress Omega’s cheek, “Aw darling, you’re so cute! I even took a picture, to secure the memory forever. This is definitely my favourite moment of my two favourite boys.” Terzo started crying as well and pulled both his sweet boys in for a hug and they spent about 15 minutes in the company of each other.

Sister Anne showed up around 5 minutes later with a towel and teething toys in case Dew’s teeth started to hurt, “Alrighty, is Dew ready for his feeding?” She asked both of them, and they nodded, Terzo got up with Dew and placed Dew carefully into the Sister’s arm, and she got everything ready and Dew immediately latched on and began feeding. They both went and sat on chairs near Dew’s crib to give the Sister some privacy. Omega brought his hand up to Terzo’s cheek and caressed it gently, “You’re doing such a fantastic job, you know that, right?” He said softly, Terzo looked at Omega and said, “You’re also doing such an amazing job as well.” They both looked at each other with such adoration.

Sister Anne walked over to them with Dew fast asleep on her chest, “Dew is such a sweet baby, his feeding was perfectly fine, he didn’t fuss, he didn’t cry, he was so perfect.” Sister Anne praised Dew, which made both Omega and Terzo blush and thank the Sister. Terzo thanked the Sister, kissed Omega on the cheek, kissed Dew on the forehead and walked out of the nursery and back to his room.

“I think it’s bedtime for our sweet boy.” He noticed Dew was yawning quite a lot and rubbing his eyes with his fist in the Sister’s arms, Terzo had gone back to his room to rest up while Omega put Dew to sleep, so Omega took Dew from Sister Anne and cuddled him for a moment then walked over to Dew’s sanitary table to change his diaper then walked over to his crib and slowly and gently put him down where in moments he was fast asleep with his thumb in his mouth. Omega stared at Dew for a couple of minutes before walking out of the nursery room before accidentally walking into someone, “Watch where you’re going, Ghoul!” Sister Imperator’s obnoxiously loud voice boomed through the halls, Omega’s eyes widened so far he swear they would fall off his face. “Oh, I’m so sorry, Sister, I wasn’t looking where I was walking.” The ghoul put his head down, embarrassed for running into the Head Sister, “What were you doing in that room for so long?” Omega did not want to say in case he got Terzo in big trouble. “N-nothing, Sister, I saw rubbish in the room and decided to clean it up.” He hoped she would eat his lie up, but, she didn’t fall for it. She walked straight past Omega who tried to stop her but it was too late, and she walked into Dew’s nursery and saw Dew still asleep in his crib and was violently rocked from his nap by Sister yanking him up from his crib.

Dew, startled to death, started wailing and crying after having just been yanked from his crib and was flapping his hands around, trying to get out of Sister Imperator’s hands. “What in Satan’s Hell is this?!” She screamed, which caused the poor little ghoul to continue wailing, reaching out for his Daddy, who was helplessly standing to the side, unable to help Dew out of the Head Sister’s arms. “Omega, care to explain?” The Sister said in a stern and firm voice, “U-uh, um-“ He stuttered over his words, he knew he would have to confess to the Sister soon, but he did not want to get the Papa in trouble, and if Sister knew that Omega had a kit with the Papa, who knows what consequences he would face later. “Spit it out!” She yelled, but as if Satan was on his side, the Head Nurse came rushing into the room after hearing Dew’s wails and cries, “What is all the wailing and crying about-“ She gasped at the way Sister Imperator was holding Dew, holding him with two hands on the waist, and holding him as far away as possible.

She ran over and yanked Dew out of her arms and gave him back to Omega, who latched onto him immediately, and the tall ghoul immediately began to start protecting the vulnerable little ghoul from anymore of Sister’s loud yells. “Shh, shh, it’s alright, baby.” Omega kept patting the poor ghoul’s bum until all he let out were quiet whimpers. “Explain what all of this is now!” She was still yelling obnoxiously loud, and the Sister Nurse finally said, “Would you stop being so goddamn fucking loud? You are seriously upsetting the baby, how obnoxious can you be?!” The Sister told the Head Sister, Sister Imperator stood there shocked and with her mouth wide open, she couldn’t say anything back as she was Head Nurse, so she just adjusted her coat and stormed out of Dew’s nursery and presumably back to her office to tell everybody about what she had just witnessed.

Omega was going to receive so many consequences, but first what he had to do was apologise for what is about to happen to Terzo.

[coolgirl32]

What they do during Christmas. I know it's been a while since I did this but I hope you all enjoy it also no copywriting as you know I'm going to write about the X-Men as usual

Dog logan 🤠🐶

Before he met you he would spend his Christmas drinking whiskey and being lonely and acting like the Grinch and Scrooge. but when he met you his heart grew three times bigger (pun intended) and now he's much more excited about Christmas than ever I'm talking about him putting whiskey in his eggnog wearing a Santa suit for you on sexy time decorating his cabin for Christmas he's even more excited since you and him had your daughter and he's very excited to put her on her little Christmas onesie that said baby's first Christmas which is so cute by the way he loves Christmas and he wants his daughter to have a really good childhood and Christmas not the one he had when he was a little kid because he never had a good Christmas as a child he feels like he can be a better father than his dad ever was. Christmas photos are a must he will take several Christmas photos of you and everyone else. I also think he would put on country Christmas songs or Christmas carols and sing along.

Wolverine 🐺

He didn't really like the holidays because of so much sadness in his life that's until you came into his life he's a little less grumpy nowadays on Christmas but still being himself there would be snowball fights sometimes I also think he would put Christmas lights out on the roof because he doesn't want you getting hurt I also think he would help you decorate the tree watching Christmas movies and drinking hot chocolate is one of the greatest things to do with wolverine among other things. Spending time with his kids is also a great thing too cuz family has to stick together you know I also think he could sing Christmas songs only in front of you no one else can know about it 🤣 I think he'd be very curious on what you'd want for Christmas but he would always try to get you the best things like a good sweater uggs and some jewelry I also think he would want to spend time with you on Christmas nothing too fancy or anything.

Soul Creed 🦁

He and his sister only spend Christmas together just the two of them cuz when they were little kids their Christmas wasn't really a good one but ever since you came into his life he doesn't feel like Christmas is sad anymore he feels like Christmas is happy because he gets to spend it with his sister and you the love of his life. I also think that he would get you something very special like a locket with a picture of you and him and I also think he would get his sister something special too I also think that he might make you and his sister and him some hot chocolate and watch Christmas movies like Rudolph the Red-Nosed reindeer or Frosty the snowman I also think he would help you and his sister out with decorating the whole house and also having a Christmas dinner together. It warms up his heart that he has finally found someone that actually loves him for who he is and that there is someone that gets along with his sister deep down inside he knows that he doesn't deserve you but you remind him that he is loved and that you'll always love him for who he is.

Omega red

Before he met you he didn't really understand nor liked Christmas because when he was a child he never had any happiness in his life now as an adult he was even more unhappy that's until he met you now he's happy and he feels warm inside. His icy cold heart melted you are going to have to explain to him how to celebrate Christmas because when he was a kid him and his family never celebrated Christmas he was a little confused at first but with a Little help from you he finally got the hang of it he didn't know what to get you at first until he saw what you really wanted you were looking at this really cool awesome book that you had your eye on for a couple of days now so without you knowing he bought it and wrapped it up for you and when Christmas day came and you opened it you were surprised when you open up his present however he was even more happy it was a book he had once when he was a little kid he hugged you and thanked you and gave you a wonderful passionate kiss you too then drink hot chocolate and watch movies.

Victor Creed 🐯🦁(I'm using my OC)

When Victor was a young boy he never really understood about Christmas his father was a drunk and Christmas for him wasn't really that happy skip to many many years later she came into his life Victor is very happy with his wife Jacqulyn and is very excited about Christmas because he gets suspended with her when they eventually had their daughter his life became even more brighter and more happier and Christmas was even more joyful and exciting he decorates the house with his wife and make sure that everything is very fun he also buys his daughter a little onesie that says baby girls first Christmas to keep the memories he takes photos I think he would call his little brother and sister and everyone he knows and loves I also think that he would get his wife something beautiful like jewelry a beautiful picture frame with a beautiful family photo of him his wife and daughter while his wife gets him something like a new watch or something he'd like.

I hope everybody will have a wonderful Christmas and what are your thoughts on my post and please don't be afraid to request any fanfic

[hardcore-lonewolf]

⛓️‍💥THE GREY⛓️‍💥

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SHIPS: WONDER-LUCK (DICK GRAYSON X OFC); SPITFIRE; SUPER-MARTIAN; HALF-BLOOD (KALDUR'AHM X OFC); HOT-WHEELS; PAD-LOCK (OMC X RAQUEL ERVIN); POLARIS (OMC X ZATANNA ZATARA); WILD-BIRD.

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PLOT: The Team haven't found their missing piece to their pack and were worried that she was long gone. It was till they heard her voice singing how much pain and sorrow she felt when they lied about the undercover mission that led to her "death" to her rebirth. The Team must mend her broken heart back together and bring her home from her inner demons she has within her unstable mindset before she gets caught in the grey.

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WARNING: SOFT FLUFF (COMFORT & SUPPORT), DARK ANGST IMPLIED (DEPRESSION + SELF-HARM + ANXIETY + HEARTBREAK), HARD CRACK (PARODY OF TEEN TITANS OG 2003 EPISODE "TRANSFORMATION"), ROUGH SMUT IMPLIED (LOSS OF VIRGINITY MENTIONED DURING VALENTINE DAY OF 2016).

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A/N: I'M A FAN OF ROCK AND ALTERNATIVE MUSIC, I WANNA MAKE THIS SONG-FIC INTO AN ONE-SHOT. ICON FOR HIRE'S SONG "THE GREY" FROM THEIR ALBUM "SCRIPTED" FIT PERFECTLY FOR THE OFC WHO RAN AWAY FROM THE LIES AND SECRETS HER TEAMMATES KEPT BEHIND HER BACK. THEY'RE THE REASON WHY SHE FELT HAPPY AND NOT SAD, BUT IT ALL CHANGED WHEN THIS MISSION LED TO HER MOST BIGGEST SACRIFICE TO SAVE WALLY WEST AND THE WORLD BEFORE BEING SENT IN INFERNO.

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The Team were broken apart and went their separate ways ever since their omega risked her life to save the world, including bringing back the yellow speedster from the Speed Force. The Justice League held a funeral for the Lucky Girl and saw her baby sister, the young girl crying hard and sobbing while holding the mana flowers for her big sister. She was betrayed and heartbroken to the point of slowly placing the flowers in Black Cat's platinum coffin. What broke people was how the Team tried to pull the female brunette away from her deceased big sister until her family finally convinced her to let go of the coffin and held her tight in a group hug.

"No," the Team were guilty and couldn't help her anymore cause her big sister was the only one who fully understood the little girl.

Her older twin brother held her tight to his chest and shushed her quietly while she continues crying. The Team froze to see their omega's lifeless body for the very first time in front of them in a metallic funeral casket and knew that they're regretting not telling the truth to her about their deadly undercover mission.

"Katie, she doesn't want you like this nor does our family. Come on lil sis, let's get you back home to Bellwood." The young girl whimpered sadly as more tears came down her cheeks and was blurring her vision.

"I wanna stay here with Eva," the League froze to hear the female brunette who's growing angry and mixed with emotions at the Team. "Y'ALL RUIN HER LIFE!! IF SHE WAS STILL ALIVE THE FIRST TIME DURING THIS SHIT, MY BIG SIS WOULD'VE BEEN ALIVE!! I HATE ALL OF YOU!! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR DOING THIS TO US!!"

The young girl shifts to her full alien form and flew out of the building that held the funeral with her family following the little girl to get her relaxed. The Team stares at Black Cat's motionless corpse, they closed their eyes and opened them to stare right up in the storm clouds. Black Cat's grandparents held them close while their family members leave within the skies and teleport to somewhere they knew they'll go till they can chill down.

The Team was now broken-hearted, they lost their omega due to their undercover mission and their lies in order to keep her stable. The female ginger has officially died and her soul is trapped in Inferno forever. She found her new chapter and started doing her family's magic as a Supreme Sorceress in the Sisterhood of Anodyne while being trapped as an astral projection.

As her "death" from Earth grew much worse, the Team vowed to bring her back and get their omega home to loved ones. They kept their promises to find her and heard amazing stories about their omega's success in music. The Lucky Girl was famous for making songs about emotions and honor those who lost their lives.

During her stay in Anodyne, the planet's sorority granted Eva full access to Soulland and taught her to turn her mana to pure magic energy. It took Eva from mid 2016 to the beginning of 2018 that her life-force mana was in its purest form...a fuchsia pink color with hot magenta mixed within it, a trait from her maternal grandmother Inza Cramer aka Lady Enigma when they found out their Supreme Sorceress of Charms died as a heroine. She has her maternal grandfather from Vigrid, her paternal grandfather from Earth, her maternal grandmother from Purgatorio, her paternal grandmother from Anodyne left after she found a sacred method to turn souls into human beings again by using the Fountain of Youth for its eternal waters to resurrect them back in one piece.

The Sisterhood of Anodyne saw the free-spirited nature lessening out of the female ginger and showed her their cultural worlds. They took Eva to Legerdomain and Zoraster for more training on her mana. She successfully balanced her astral projection with her human form, gaining more power and earning her grandmother's mana flowers to absorb for eternity.

The sorority found out that Inza wanted to pass her Supreme Sorceress title to the female ginger and did that on her nineteenth birthday after the girl constructed a whole city for psionic energy beings made from crystallized gemstones. The Lucky Girl felt proud and excited for the next part of her journey. With her training complete, she was powerful and stronger than ever.

"And I hereby...under the sacred oath of our Great Mother Malundra, our beloved Umbran sister Evelina has earned title of becoming the Supreme Sorceress with the Charms of Bezel on each arm including the Keystones of Omne." Evelina took the title with honor and grace.

The female ginger kept her communication with her family and their loved ones in secret, but not with the Team. She was telepathic and good with dowsing by reading their auras to warping reality with her illusions. The Anodites were happy that hybrids like her were welcomed to Anodyne from Soulland and being called Magens.

Evelina taught Raven and Zatanna to the point of the sorority's approval of calling them "Magens" due to their magical life-force within their souls. She made her promises and haven't kept secrets unlike the Team. Evelina took time to watch over kids and make music as a therapeutic solution to her pain.

Raven and Zatanna were proud of Evelina that they told the Team including the Outsiders that the female ginger-haired omega would've grown into a beautiful woman. They even saw pictures of her in family reunions and holiday parties. She vows to cut her hair at 2020 and was shown to be very independent without others riding on her back.

"Evie did change from head to toe since graduating from Friedkin University at Salem, she still goes by Black Cat and went by Lady Enigma. My grandma loved her and saw her life-force power hasn't faded out out of her system...meaning she's still alive. It's her inner phoenix that's been resurrecting her and keeping her alive. There's reasons why we're scared for Eva's journey through her demons, she's refusing to let y'all see her how broken and wretched she became during her days as a bounty mage like the rest of the family. Please...fix my big sister and take good care of her for the family." The Team took that information and understood what her brother Adam wants them to do...help her.

Nightwing (Formerly Robin I: Dick Grayson/Richard Wayne) couldn't find her in Bludhaven and Gotham City with Tigress (Formerly Arrowette I: Artemis Crock), and the Flash III (Formerly Kid Flash I: Wally West). The Team got the Outsiders and Outlaws to help them, but they can't find the Lucky Girl at the last few places she went by herself and made sure to stay on guard at Mount Justice. They tried Friedkin University inside her secret base, only to find it empty and a note written in cursive handwriting. Scion (Formerly Superboy I/Match II: Conner Kent/Kon-El) scanned the note before frowning sadly and nodding to confirm she's not inside the building.

"Check this out guys, Eva left a note for us." Miss Martian (Formerly Martian Girl-Hunter I/Cerise: M'gann M'orzz/Megan Morse) went behind him with Wonder Woman II (Formerly Wonder Girl I/Olympia: OFC Named Octavia Trevor/Lucina) and Aquaman II (Formerly Aqualad II/Black Manta II: Jackson Hyde/Kaldur'ahm).

"For the seven people who held my heart, I'm sorry for my family blaming y'all for my "death"...it turns out that this inner phoenix put me in a deep coma to help me rejuvenate my cells and get my soul back from Inferno. I went through so much stress and depression after breaking free from that casket. I'm getting better, the doctors recently got me cleared last month and took me right off of my pain medication. As for the stories, they're true...all of them except for one. My family lied to y'all about me hating y'all for eternity, it's them and their protectiveness all over again as usual. I still miss y'all, though I'm letting all of you find me first before the League steps in and does this chase. I finally got my doctorate degrees and trained the girls on magic. It took me two years to get Raven and Zatanna full control over their other natures, especially when they've been put under pressure by a parent that wanted a heir with powers. Roger and Sindella won't be able to enter their heads unlike me, I fought with them with Moone and Constantine till they let the girls go. If Dick's there, tell him that I brought back his brother Jason and he likes me better for a sibling than him...it's just honesty with a bit of pain. Listen to the sound of my voice, follow it and y'all see where I'm hiding. When you see an Anodite holding the same light blue scarf Dick got me for Christmas, follow her and she'll lead y'all to me. Your answer will be given from her on my location and why the cave's still active...I'm residing in there since it was "destroyed". I love y'all...I still do...I truly miss you stubborn idiots so much. Sincerely yours, Evelina Gwendolyn Nelson. P.S.: Make sure Dick doesn't rip that light blue scarf off, I hold it with love and support."

The four heroes chuckled while smiling in relief and felt a bit better when they got the real truth of how she still feels about the Team. The Lucky Girl was here, she must've moved her stuff back at her old hideout and is waiting for them to find her. The four heroes must tell their packmates about the good news and let them know immediately.

"Call Dick, this is our last chance." Wonder Woman told Miss Martian, who got Nightwing's call and tell him along with their two pack mates the good news.

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I'm standing on the edge of returning or just running away...

I'm letting myself look the other way...

The Team rushed through the rooftops as they heard the song Black Cat (Formerly Mouse/Catgirl I - OFC Named Evelina Nelson) sung when she was twelve years old and immediately saw a pitch black panther with glowing green eyes named Midnight landing next to their omega. They shifted together as one, becoming full and whole again. The light blue scarf was wrapped over her head and lower part of her face. The Team saw all of the soft curves and sharp edges on the hooded silhouette's perfect hourglass body that's slim and thick, though they watched their last hope pull her mask and hood down to reveal natural fiery red hair they knew by heart.

And the hardest part in all of this is...

I don't think I know my way back home...

She turns and slowly takes off her mask along with her hood she made from her light blue scarf. The Team froze to see their omega, fully grown and still a tad shorter than all of them. She got herself glowed up and looking phat than an ethereal goddess.

"Evelina," she blinks up at the Team with jade green eyes.

Is it worth the journey...or do I let my heart settle here?

"Y'all learned your lesson now?" Nightwing quickly storms in front of her and lifts her up in his arms.

How cold have I become...

I didn't want to...

"Maybe," she glares down at the Boy Wonder and crosses her arms with a serious look on her face. "Okay yes! Please don't leave us ever again! We couldn't live without you here!"

Lose you by what I'd done...

Caught in the grey...

Black Cat gestures him to put her down and was lifted again by the Flash instead. Her eyes glowed pink as psionic energy from the magenta sun-flowers and fuchsia moon-crystals healed the Team from their heartbreak. They let her mend their heartstrings and fix their minds by putting them at ease with closure that Black Cat's coming home to them.

I don't wanna look you in the eyes...

You might call me away...

"You fools better put me down," she whined softly before Tigress helps her down and firmly smacks the Flash in the back of the head. "Thank you Artie."

I don't wanna give you the chance to make me stay...

Tigress takes off her mask and stares down at Black Cat's reddened face with an evil smirk. The female ginger gulps nervously at the alpha woman's smirk and grew shy.

And the hardest part in all of this is...

I know my way back...

"Oh you naughty little girl, it looks like you haven't earned our forgiveness yet after you ran away and never returned to us." Black Cat blushed and went frozen when she realizes that the Team wants to play with her after all those things she went through in her life.

I don't want to go...

And let you see all that has become of me...

"That's a good idea Artemis, all of us think you need a punishment that makes you know our warning about leaving by yourself without permission." Scion and Miss Martian nodded in agreement before smirking with their elder pack mates.

I should've know...

I should've know...

"But I came back and forgive y'all." Black Cat said, begging for the Team to not punish her and mentally saying that she wants this punishment to be very pleasing.

I didn't have the chance...

"You realize that your pleads won't work like last time Evie, we gotta put you back in your place." Flash told her, letting Nightwing sling her over his shoulder.

How cold have I become...

I didn't want to...

"Hey, watch it! My body's really sensitive now and you're making it worse!" Black Cat quickly went silent and blushed madly into turning red like a tomato when she realizes that she spit out a confession to the Team.

Lose you by what I'd done...

Caught in the grey...

"Oh really Omega?" Aquaman rumbled out with glowing green eyes.

It burns for a moment, but then it numb you...

Takes you and leaves you just caught in the grey...

"You guys wouldn't do things to an innocent little omega like me, would y'all?" The Team stared at each other and shook their heads no, but they agreed to punish her.

You tell me in your deepest pain...

"Nah," she sighs in relief and felt safe for a moment. "But all of us took turns on you when you're desperate for attention a few years ago since you turned eighteen years old."

In your weakest hour...

Black Cat squeaks softly when Wonder Woman pinches her ass cheeks and tries to swing her foot at the demigoddess.

In the your darkest night...

"You dumbasses will be the death of me." Black Cat mumbled under her breath, it earned her a slap from Scion since she forgot the clone can hear her and she quivers in pleasure.

You are lovely...

"Watch it omega," she raises an eyebrow at Scion and smirks at her seven lovers, releasing her ginger hair out of her ponytail and letting her long straight hair fall down like a waterfall.

You tell me...

"Or what alpha? I bet you guys must be lacking off and got rusty enough from those missions to not make me submit after those long years of me being gone. Prove to me that y'all can make me remember I'm all yours, or all of you just tired and don't got the balls to do all of those dirty things y'all want to me. Show me and I'll do whatever y'all want to do for all of you." The Team suddenly snapped their hardened glares at their omega for her seductive taunts and how she challenged all of them at once with her alluring insults.

You tell me in your deepest pain...

"That's it, let's take her back to the nest. She's still got that rebellious streak on her," Black Cat giggled happily as the Team let her teleport them in the heat room and gasped softly when Nightwing drops her inside the nest she built last week.

In your weakest hour...

She moves her long strands of orange hair back from her face and knew her eyes were glowing magenta with power. The Team's inners were very impressed and a bit angry that their omega made the final blow of words to them. Black Cat bit her bottom lip down and used her magic to pull the zipper down on her hero suit. The female ginger rubbed her thighs together as her arousal was slicking her up and preparing her for the real deal.

In the your darkest night...

"Got one chance Evie, take back your words and we'll go real easy on you." Black Cat stuck out her tongue to her seven soulmates while taking off her long black gloves and black heeled boots.

You are lovely...

"Y'all go fuck yourselves then bitches," the Supreme Sorceress replied playfully as she vanishes her skintight suit, heeled boots, black gloves, magic belt, and hero mask except for her earrings along with her property collar.

How cold have I become...

I didn't want to...

She screeches in shock and pleasure when her lovers went to town with their omega. The Team took turns filling her up to the brim and letting her enjoy the breeding session. Black Cat was in a world of pleasure that her mind was clouded up and faded throughout by an euphoric paradise like nirvana.

Lose you by what I'd done...

Caught in the grey...

Her packmates bite her in different places she never thought they'll find and brought her to cloud nine many times. When they were done, the Team smiled softly at a tired Black Cat who was purring in content and rubbing where her womb was inside her. They bred her hard and didn't think she'll want to carry their pups, though they found out that quickly when she was shifted into her Anodite form.

It burns for a moment, but then it numb you...

Takes you and leaves you just caught in the grey...

"Look," the Team grinned proudly when they saw eight glowing dots inside where her womb was located and kissed where they marked their glowing soul bites on her years ago.

You tell me in your deepest pain...

Black Cat curls up and hums with a soft smile spread across her plump lips. She felt contented and at peace with her pack at last.

In your weakest hour...

"Eva must've missed us that much to the point of wanting to conceive some children from us, let's wait and see if she can handle carrying our pups for almost a whole year." Nightwing said with a softened look while petting her head.

"Other than that, let's get some rest and get ready to feed her when she wakes up." Wonder Woman told her packmates.

In the your darkest night...

"Agree," their pack mates replied quietly while coaxing their omega back to sleep and let her feel relaxed.

You are lovely...

Little did they know is that Black Cat was listening with open ears and nuzzles herself closer to her packmates. Her pink mana hair formed a huge blanket over them and the Team fell asleep with their omega in the middle.

I'm standing on the edge of returning or just running away...

[seven-oomen]

B

Hi, Ben!  I hope your day is going well!  Had a further thought I forgot to include in my last msg.  So, speaking of Moulin Rouge, and that episode of My Life Is Murder where Tem plays an aspiring musician (I would include a video or picture, but YT and Google are not cooperating today), imagine one of the three walking in on another singing a lullaby to which ever little one you decide on (or just a random foundling, even.)  I feel the best potential options here would be Satine or Jango walking in on the other (especially if the sexin’s have happened but the feels are still a WIP), both of them walking in on Obi-Wan, or Obi-Wan walking in on the two of them doing a duet.

Similarly, for the whole FIL thing; presuming that you’re going the “unexpected encounter lead to unplanned consequences of the natal variety” route, this could also work with him sending the two of them to check on the little one only to find Obi-Wan singing to him, or even just “accidentally” leaving a baby monitor turned on so they overhear it.  (Do I maybe have a thing about dudes who can sing?  That’s not important right now.  XD )  Hell, if you haven’t used it yet in Caught Somewhere In Time, I imagine one finding the other singing Cal to sleep would cause a rather powerful heart boner.  XD 

I feel like I had other thoughts, but I have to clock back in from lunch, so I will hush for now.  I hope you’re feeling good and the writing is flowing!  Take care!  *HUGS!*

Hi B! I have lots of thoughts, so In this one I’m just gonna wish you a good day at work and then write out an entire post for our little Jangobitine au. Because I have inspiration. And yes I am going to count my ramblings into my wordcount for nano cause I’ve only been editing and formatting today and I haven’t been writing. (Though I already passed 50K, I still want to get my 30 day badge XD).

I know I don’t have a way to tag you, but I will mail you the link. Promise.

And including your last message so I can answer both in one ask:

And oh, yes, I LOVE Moulin Rouge.  I remember seeing it in the theater when it first came out, and the soundtrack was in fairly regular rotation in my CD player (not to age myself or anything XD ).  Literally as soon as I hit send, my brain went "did you really just space on the fact that Ewan was in that, too?" XD  And the two of them were one of my favorite parts of Aquaman.  Everything about the two of them was just adorable, and I loved that they let her be taller than her love interest.  I'd seen jokes about two Satines in Ewan's character past before, but I think it was seeing her with the paler hair in Aquaman that made me go "wait..." and look up Satine Kryze's height on Wookipedia (which I'm pretty sure is Nicole's rl height, too.)  Hmm...her as Boba's mother just amuses the hell out of me for some reason, while her as Omega's mom could definitely explain the blond hair.

Speaking of nephews, a fair amount of SW fic I've read mentions Bo-Katan's nephew/Satine's son in ways that either heavily imply or outright state that he's Obi-Wan's son, and I don't know if he's technically alive at this point in canon (and I doubt they'd ever actually make that lineage real), but I'd love to see him roll up to Luke's Island of Misfit Jedi and watch the fallout of them all learning who he is, and also for more crossing of the Mandalorian/Jedi streams.  XD

[nightcolorz]

Poorly describing my versions of the Gotham rogues:

Joker: “yolo” in its most dangerous form, def is writing a slow burn enemies to loves fic about him and Batman. Gay and homophobic 💯 The other rogues don’t invite him to pride celebrations anymore cause he’ll keep calling people slurs “as a joke”. Him and Edward have longterm beef, like schoolgirl levels of petty drama.

Harley Quinn: would describe herself as a “girlboss” unironically while committing heinous crimes. tweeted “clowns aren’t funny” after breaking up with Joker (ended up causing a huge scandal). The OG “I can fix him” girl. Is sort of the rogues free underground therapist (god knows they need it) cause they can’t get professional help without being sent to Arkham.

Poison Ivy: Breaking News: Cottagecore lesbian commits mass murder cause her plant wilted. She’s what republicans think environmentalists are. Would get in a fist fight with that vegan teacher cause “plants have feelings too”. Has beef with most of the male rogues, supports ‘kill all men’ without realizing it’s a joke (she prefers ‘kill all humans’ but figured she had to downgrade because the Gotham city sirens are humans technically).

Cat Woman: “OH NO! It appears I’ve gotten stuck backwards in the bank vault step-Bat 😏😏😏😏😏😏, looks like I’m not stealing any more diamonds today 😰😩”. Mad respect for Selina, she just wants diamonds and bat dick, no tragic backstory or complex motivations needed. I personally like to headcanon her as wearing a straight up cat costume (ears and a tail like a true furry) cause it’s way funnier to imagine a sophisticated rich woman dressing up as a cat to steal shit than whatever bullshit DCs up to these days. Trans catgirl supremacy 💎👍

Scarecrow: That one guy who gets angry at people because “Halloween costumes are meant to be scary 🤬😡😑😒”. Doesn’t even attempt to express emotions, is the human embodiement of this emoji: 😐. His presence is more jarring than threatening, his intimidation levels are somehow underwhelming and overwhelming at the same time. The other rogues have collectively decided that he’s asexual under no assumption other than that they don’t want to imagine Jonathan having sex. Overtime Jonathan has become basically fearless (he smokes his own fear gas like vape just to feel something). Jonathan and Harley became good friends when they both worked in Arkham, their dynamic is surprisingly wholesome.

The Riddler: Didn’t get hugged enough as a child and is now making it everyone’s problem. Would hold a bank hostage to show Batman his third grade spelling bee medal. Is the only autistic rogue that gets accommodations in Arkham because he won’t stop bugging the guards. FTM trans ofc (his names Edward Nygma for Christ's sake). He ran away from home at seventeen and faked his own death (his deadname is legally dead lmao). Uses the terms “alpha, beta, and omega male” unironically.

Two Face: “Yeah, I mean, I didn’t wanna blow up the orphanage either, but Y’know the coin said-” The other rogues talk to Harvey as if he’s constantly at his breaking point, which is half true. Harv is a stone cold mf, he’s the rock that’s holding Two Face together tbh. Edward calls Harvey and Harv Jekyll and Hyde cause he’s that original. All the rogues have at least a sneaking suspicion that Bruce Wayne is batman and use Harvey as their little primary source (being ex besties and everything), until they find out Selina and Bruce are a thing of course. No matter how much evidence he’s faced with Harvey will never accept Bruce Wayne is batmam, he’s not ready to consider that one of the only positive people in his life has been duking it out with him this whole time.

Penguin: He’s the rest of the rogues chill gay gangster uncle I don’t make the rules. The iceberg lounge is like the Batman villain equivalent of The Central Perk from friends (aka: its their default place to hangout). Oswald always makes a fuss about them not making reservations ahead of them but at this point it’s just performative. Everyone’s 99% sure Oswald and Edward fucked at some point (Edward always makes a show of flustering Oswald when he needs a loan). Ossie always takes care of the others belongings when they’re in Arkham (he has a special place in his heart for Jonathan‘s crows).

The Mad Hatter: I love Jervis lmao he just really likes Alice in Wonderland and that’s a valid ass villain motivation 👍. One of the smartest rogues but doesn’t get enough credit because of how childish he is. He dresses in kids clothes, not just because he wants to but because he’s small af and can’t fit in shit. In public while the rogues are undercover Jervis usually wears a beanie or a baseball cap (he’d get spotted instantly if he wore his usual, but on bad days Jervis can’t bear to be without a hat). Jonathan and Jervis play chess a lot together in Arkham, and frequently engage in intellectual discussion, Edward tends to be a piss baby when Jon encourages him to do the same, he’s not ready to accept the reality that Jervis can match his intelligence.

Killer Croc: Waylon has a surprising amount in common with Jonathan, they share southern solidarity. He doesn’t travel out of the sewer often so the rogues will occasionally come to visit Waylon there (Edward always makes sure to complain loudly about the smell). Will show immense affection and loyalty to anyone who treats him as human (poor guy just needs a friend ☹️).

Mr Freeze: Literally just dead inside, someone give this poor bastard a hug. Victor stands as the most awkward rogue, he‘s sorta like the odd one out. The other rogues don’t interact with him that often because he’s sort of a party pooper. He’s the straight friend on thin ice, haha get it. Mr Freeze is my sisters favorite Batman villain because she thought the ice puns were funny in Batman in Robin, little does she know I’m embarrassing myself on tumblr in her glory.

Music Meister: So many of the Gotham rogues have horrible childhood trauma and Music Meister is just like “people bullied me for being a theater kid 😩😭💔😔”. In all honesty he’s iconic, in my au universe thingy I have him join the dork squad latter on and he sticks out like a sore thumb for a bit. I feel like him and Jervis would really hit it off though (mind control buddies, ha), although Jervis would always get him to sing Alice in Wonderland songs. In Arkham they have him wear a dog collar thingy and zap him when he sings, he gets bullied for that lol. anyways I’m sure I could make more of these, but it’s 2:20 am and my mind went blank. If y’all liked this I could always put more au headcanons out (I have A LOT)

[write-orflight]

Golden: Chapter 1

**Gif Not Mine**

Prev -  Next

Pairings: SpencerXReader (Friends to lovers)

Rating: M

Words: 2. 1K

Warnings: mention of past drug abuse, sex talk, language

Request: OPEN/CLOSED

Summary: One misheard conversation turns Y/N and Spencer’s perfect friendship upside down. Now, she needs him to play pretend for her parents wedding. Will their friendship last this one little hiccup? Or will it change how they see each other forever?

A.N I’m back on my criminal minds BS so I thought i’d update this. reply/inbox/message for taglist. much love Cia.

      Chapter 1: Hold it, focus, hoping 

You knocked on Spencer’s door before just using your key to get in, knowing that he sometimes got caught up reading and didn’t answer the door. When you walked into the apartment you saw just that, Spencer curled up into his favorite reading chair with a book in his hand. You walked over and took the book, excitedly. 

“Hey! I was reading that.” Spencer says, pouting. 

“I know and you’ve read it before so you’re not missing much.” 

“You know it's very common to miss some details on the first read that you catch on the second.” He counters. 

“Yea but not on the third.” You laugh. “Plus, your best friend is here so you should hang out with them. And I know exactly what we’re going to do.” You say the last part in a sing-song tone. A tone Spencer had grown accustomed to when you were going to ask him to do something he’d hate. 

“Please, don’t tell me it’s a pa--” 

“Chi Omega is having their Official End of Summer Party and we’re going.” You say, dancing around while Spencer laughed at your antics. 

“Please, no frat is going to let me in.” 

“Well, that was before Pauly was president and you know he’s still obsessed with me after we hooked up that one time so I’m willing to take one for the team if it means you’ll come have fun at a party with me.” You said. 

“I don’t want to make you hook up with Pauly to get me into a party, I’ll just stay home. You go have fun.” 

“I’m not going to hook up with Pauly, Scout's honor.” You say before contemplating for a second. “Ok, maybe some hand action but that’s all. Come on Spencer, You said I’d get 2 parties if I watched Star Trek so I’m cashing in on one.” 

Spencer tilted his head back and groaned, he did agree to that. “Fine, I’ll go.” 

You jump up and down in excitement. “Great! Now do you own anything that doesn’t make you look like a substitute teacher?” You say, smiling widely at the man before grabbing his arm and pulling him to his closet to find something for the night. 

Spencer ignores the fluttering feeling he gets in his heart when you smile. Just like he always does. 

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After a very distracted lunch with Spencer, you call your sister, Rachel, to see if she could hopefully talk you off the edge. 

“Hi, Y/n/n!” She says, as she answers the phone. “Why didn’t you tell me that you and Spencer are dating? I thought we told each other everything!” 

“We’re not, Rach.” You hiss into the phone. 

“What?” 

“We’re not dating. Me and Spencer are not dating and how do you already know?!” 

“Well, mom is telling everyone in the family and really anyone within a 10 mile radius that you and Spencer finally figured it out and that he’s coming to the anniversary party.” 

“Jesus, it’s been a fucking hour! Does she not have anything better to do?” 

“Well, she is retired now so no, nothing better to do but backseat drive our lives.” Rachel laughs. 

“Please, I’m in my 30s and still single. At least, now that you’re married you don’t get it as bad as me.” You roll your eyes. 

“Maybe not as bad as you but she’s still overbearing. You know, she’s started slipping baby books in my car when we visit even though we told her that we’re not having kids anytime soon?” Rachel says. “So, you and Spencer are not dating?” 

“No!” 

“Why did you say you were?” 

“I didn’t! I-I just told her I was dating someone and Spencer had walked into my office and I guess she thought I said that Spencer was the one I’m dating. God, this whole thing is a mess!” 

“Well, just tell her she misheard and bring the person you’re actually dating.”  

“About that…” 

“Oh my god, you’re not actually dating someone?” 

“I didn’t know what else to do. She was going to try to set me up with Richard!” 

“The foot doctor?” 

“Yeah and I’m 95% sure he has a fetish.” 

“Well, I mean there’s one thing you could do…” Rachel trails off. 

“What?” 

“You could…. Ask Spence to cover for you.” 

“What do you mean, Rach?” 

“Ask Spencer to play your boyfriend for the weekend. Then you at least have a couple of months of mom off your back.” 

“You want me to ask Spencer Reid to not only lie but pretend to be my boyfriend for a weekend with our family?” 

“Why not? He already knows everyone and you guys kind of already act like a couple so there’d barely be a difference. You could even phrase it like a vacation to him.”  

“What do you mean we act like a couple?” 

“Listen, I’ve gotta go back to work so we don’t have time to unpack all of it.” Rachel says, you raise an eyebrow at that. “I’m just saying ask him, I doubt he’ll say no. I doubt Spencer could even say no to you if he tried. Talk soon, bye!” With that she hangs up leaving you more confused than before. 

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You find yourself outside of Spencer’s apartment days later, indian food and pride in hand. You steel yourself as you walk to the door, reminding yourself that the worst he could do is say no and you’re entertaining Dr. Foot-Fetish for a weekend. You knock twice and Spencer swings the door open. The first thing you notice is that he’s not wearing a shirt and his plaid pajama bottoms low on his hips. You forgot sometimes that Spencer was actually not as lanky as he was when you met. Now, he was kind of built and lean. You don’t notice you’re staring until Spencer clears his throat. 

“Did you want to come in or..?” 

You shake your head, clearing it of whatever thought that was becoming. “Uh-yea.” You say, pushing past him into the kitchen. “Did you eat? I brought indian.” You say, unpacking the food which Spencer takes, graciously. 

“Not to sound ungrateful but what’re you doing here?” 

“Maybe I wanted to spend time with my friend?” You say, defensively. “What? Did you have plans, Casanova?” 

Spencer shakes his head. “Other than reading, no.” 

“Well, if you still want to read, you can. But I was thinking we could watch Doctor Who or, how about that 5 hour one you like.”

Spencer’s eyes narrow. “What’s up with you?” 

“What do you mean?” You ask. 

“You bring me Indian food, you hate indian. Now, you’re willingly offering to watch Solaris when the last time we watched it you said and I quote ‘if you ever make me watch that again I’m murdering you’--” 

“Hey! I don’t think that’s what I said.” 

“Y/N, I remember everything you ever said to me, that’s exactly what you said. So, what’s up? Why are you being so nice?” Spencer says before a gasp leaves him. “Did someone die?” 

“God, no one died, Spencer.” You roll your eyes. “You know sometimes a friend can just be nice.” 

“But that’s not what you’re doing right now, is it?” Spencer says looking you in the eyes. You look at him guiltily and shake your head. 

“I need a favor…” You say, Spencer raises an eyebrow at you. “You know my parents' party is coming up?” 

“Yes…?” 

“And I was talking to my mom on Monday because she wanted to know if I was bringing anyone and I told her I was dating someone.” 

“Which you’re not.” 

“Which I’m not… and I may have accidentally told her it was you…” You trail off. Spencer’s eyebrows go sky high at your wincing expression. 

“How…? How did you accidentally tell your mom we are dating?” 

“You know, it’s actually kind of funny basically you walked into my office at the same time she asked me who I was dating. So when I was saying hi to you she thought I was saying it was you that I was dating.” You laugh, awkwardly before looking somewhat serious. “And she got so excited, Spence. I-I can’t tell her that I’m not.” 

“So you want me to pretend to be your boyfriend for your parents' anniversary party?” He says, confused like he couldn’t believe that you were actually asking that. 

“Umm… yes?” You say, awkwardly at the confused expression on his face. “You know what? This was stupid, let’s just watch the movie and forget I aske--” 

“I’ll do it.” 

“What?” 

“If you need it Y/N, I’ll do it.” Spencer shrugs. “Plus it’s just your family, we’ve dealt with worse.” 

“Well, you’ve only dealt with my mom for a couple hours, not days yet so hold your tongue.” 

“If you want to do this though, we'd have to do it right.” Spencer says, a contemplating look on his face. “Your mom’s not a profiler but she could’ve been one. Remember when she immediately knew I was an only child and my mother was sick within minutes of meeting me?” 

You groan. Spencer was right, your mother could get a good read on just about anyone. “Yea, she’s going to find us out before we can even do anything, what was I thinking?” 

“Not if we… you know, work on it a little?”  

You give Spencer a look. “Work on what exactly, Casanova?” 

“I mean, I don’t know how you are with your significant others but you’re not exactly a touchy person.” Spencer laughs. “Hell, do you even know the last time you hugged me?” 

You give him a weird look. “We hug all the time, Spencer. I don’t really know.” 

“We do not hug all the time.” Spencer says. “Last time you hugged me was when you dropped me off at rehab.” 

You nod, remembering the sad day. You knew something was wrong with Spencer when he came back from his kidnapping. You had not been on the team yet but you and Spencer still had dinners when you could. It was the 3rd dinner when you realized something was up. That he was looking more tired, more antsy, barely paying attention or eating. You would’ve thought it was anything but drugs. But it was and your friend was hurting. So one morning you asked to grab coffee and you drove Spencer directly to the rehab facility. Told him that you already called his boss and told him Spencer had a family emergency with his mom and that he’d be gone. Spencer yelled and yelled at you for what seemed hours but at the end of the shrillness, there was an almost silent sob. So you reached over and held him as he sobbed in your parked car. 

“Okay, so I’m not a huggy person. What? Did you want a hug?” 

Spencer holds his hands up in mock surrender. “I’m just saying it’s going to be hard to believe I’m your boyfriend if you won’t even touch me.” He laughed. 

“Maybe we’re just not big on PDA.” You say, thinking it might be a solution. 

“If you think it’ll fly past your mother, sure.” 

You groan, you knew that would never work with your mother, she was way too nosy and would probably think you were fighting. “Ugh, fine. What do you suggest, boy wonder?” 

“Well, someone said we could watch Solaris so I figured I’d put that on and we could, I don’t know, cuddle?” 

“Cuddle?!” You said, incredulously. “God, I don’t even cuddle with hookups. Fine, let’s move this to the couch, I guess.” 

You went to sit on Spencer’s small 2 seater couch as Spencer sat next to you to cue up the movie. He looked at you, to make sure you were okay, only putting his arm around you when you nodded. 

“You know, if you’re uncomfortable you can say something. I don’t want to push you too much.” 

“Spencer, it’s fine. It’s you, I’m sure I’ll be fine.” You say, leaning in a little to lay your head on his chest. 

It was almost comforting in a sense. Spencer smelled like his cologne and old books and with the boring Russian on the screen, it wasn’t long until your eyes were drifting closer and closer to shut. For some reason, you found yourself snuggling closer into Spencer's chest as you blew your last sigh before rest. 

And if you asked Spencer if he watched while you drifted off warm in his arms, he’d lie. 

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[lesbobiwan]

8 with Hunter 🥺 Please and thank you 😇

#8: "If you're going to act like a little brat then I'm going to treat you like a little brat." + Hunter

warnings: spanking as punishment, cunnilingus, the joys of trying to have a sex life while being a parent to a nosy child

(lets pretend that the galaxy is nice and the bad batch has both omega and crosshair on board. because im the writer and say fuck u cowboy hat man. also u guys r here for porn. not plot)

It wasn't like you were being serious. You only wanted to have a little fun.

Crosshair was just... conveniently there.

"You must have very steady hands," you remark, holding up Crosshair's hand to inspect them.

He smirks from around his toothpick, totally aware of what little game you're playing but always ready to fuck with his brother.

His fingers are more slender than Hunter's, nimble in a way that's beneficial for a man who lives his life on the trigger of a gun.

You've always valued thickness over length.

You continue to inspect Crosshair's fingers regardless.

He lets you ooh and ahh at his fingers and in turn gets a nice confidence boost while fucking with Hunter. A beneficial relationship.

The vein on Hunter's is getting exponentially larger with every second you spend touching Crosshair, but it isn't until Crosshair offers to give you a personal demonstration of how useful his fingers can be that Hunter stands up.

"Alright," Hunter's voice is short and clipped and sure to cause the best kind of pain for your backside. "Everybody out." He stands up from his bunk, drawing the attention of Wrecker, Tech, Echo, and Omega.

"What?" Echo's voice is incredulous as he looks up from whatever he was tinkering with.

"Where are we going?" Omega asks, bouncing up to her feet.

You would smile at her overabundant enthusiasm if it weren't for the fact that you wanted to be fucked. Now.

Being a new parent really puts a damper on your sex life, which was already had to be a little sneaky to begin with when you shared a ship with four other people.

Hunter falters, mouth falling open but staying silent.

"Um, Hunter and I just need to talk about something real quick, sweetheart," you cover, excitement starting to build in your gut.

Tech scoffs and mumbles something under his breath.

Wrecker elbows him hard enough to shove Tech into the side of the bunk.

"Oh," Omega rolls onto the backs of her heels, "what about?"

Yup, you're tapped out for trying to come up with excuses to get a child out of the house so you can have sex.

You look at Hunter and gesture out towards Omega. Your turn.

"Uhm... adult stuff," Hunter stammers smartly.

"C'mon, kid," Wrecker plucks Omega up around the waist and hauls her under his arm like a ball, easily leading her out of the ship.

Tech and Echo are the next to rise, both of them hauling little scraps of machinery.

"You do know we're in the middle of nowhere," Tech reminds the two of you on your way out.

"Out, Tech."

Crosshair is the last to get up, groaning with the obvious tremendous effort it takes to stand up. "You owe me," he informs you, pointing one of his long fingers at you.

"Bye, Crosshair," you sing, reaching out to graze a finger along his wrist as he steps past you.

The tension in the ship is palpable.

"I can't help but feel like you're mad at me," you point out, eyes trailing over the way that Hunter's broad chest rises and falls with each of his deep inhales.

You see Hunter's nostrils flair — most likely breathing in your arousal. No sooner than the thought enters your mind, Hunter's eyes dilate. Definitely breathing in your arousal.

Still, he doesn't say anything.

"Me and Cross were just having some fun," you defend, cheeks growing red.

Suddenly, your grand idea doesn't seem that grand anymore.

"Do you want to do this here? Or in the bedroom?" Hunter steps closer into your personal space, so close you can smell the GAR issued soap on him mixed with something distinctly Hunter.

He's offering you a small bit of mercy, a small portion of control in your punishment.

Then you have to open your big mouth.

"We could always use Crosshair's bun — hey!"

Hunter's hand closes around your hair within one breath and the next.

"Hunter!" you cry out, hands scrambling at his wrist, "What the hell are you doing? Let me go!"

He sits on a bunk and — oh, fuck it's actually Crosshair's bunk, Hunter's actually doing this — sprawls you across his lap, one heavy hand on the back of your neck.

Heat rushes to your cheeks and your cunt. "Okay, this isn't funny," you say, while internally you beg for him to keep going, "let me up."

You don't try as hard as you should to get out of his grasp. You think Hunter knows.

"No." Hunter's grip on your neck tightens while his other hand drags both your pants and panties over your ass until they get stuck around your knees. "If you're going to act like a little brat then I'm going to treat you like a little brat."

Shit. You rub your thighs together over his lap, one of your hands clasping around his ankle.

"How many do you think you deserve after that little stunt?" Hunter asks, though you know it's purely rhetorical. "Ten? Fifteen?" His hand swipes across the meat of your asscheeks, warming up the skin before he strikes it — another small mercy.

You hold your breath. You're sure any number you give will only be doubled.

Hunter huffs. "Smart girl," he comments at your silence. "Count."

That's all the warning you get before —

Smack!

You yelp at the first sting across your skin. The sound registers first before the pain. You jerk across his lap, kicking your legs out as you squeal.

The hand on the back of your neck tightens imperceptibly. "Forgetting something?"

"One!" you cry out, voice thick.

He offers you no praise. Not yet, at least. He knows this is light work for you. It's towards the end of your punishment that he'll have to start talking you through it.

Smack!

Hunter's palm lands on your opposite cheek, harder this time.

"Two!" you yelp, hands clenching around Hunter's ankle.

True to form, it takes more than a few spanks in order for you to begin to reach your limit. Your eyes get teary and you do your best to dig your face into the pristine sheets of Crosshair's bunk.

Still, despite your pain, you feel your inner thighs get slick with your arousal.

"That's my girl," Hunter coos, fingers turning almost gentle as he scratches at the nape of your neck. "Just a couple more, can you do that for me?"

His hand soothes the skin of your burning ass, but you jerk against him in sensitivity.

It's too much. Too much, you just want to be good for him now.

"Color?" Hunter prods, pulling his hand away from your stinging cheeks.

"Green!" you sob into the sheets.

Good girls take their punishment.

Hunter gives you one appraising squeeze to the back of your neck, distinctly different from how he grabbed it to get you under control, and wastes no time in delivering two succinct and brutal spanks — one to each cheek.

You wail out each corresponding number and allow yourself to devolve into tears against the sheets.

Hunter smoothes contact-warm palms over your ass cheeks, soothing the ache as best he can without getting up to grab some bacta. "Good girl," he praises, "such a good girl for me," his hand around the back of your neck slides up and begins scratching at your scalp just the way you like.

You feel your heart rate slowing down, and no doubt Hunter can too, under his careful ministrations. The ache in your ass is no less prevalent, but you can bare it.

Besides, you think as you begin to roll your hips against his thighs, there's another feeling you can focus on, instead.

Hunter chuckles, sliding the hand on your ass to dip between your thighs and ghost a finger along your folds, "Well, I suppose you do deserve a reward, don't you?"

You turn to look at him over your shoulder with teary eyes. "Please?"

Hunter flicks his thumb across your clit, and you jolt across his lap for a different reason this time. "Hands and knees, baby," he murmurs, patting your hip once to signal for you to move.

Your limbs feel sluggish as you pull yourself off his lap. "On the floor?" you ask as you start to lower yourself onto the cold ground.

A hand around your wrist stops you. "No. Right here."

Your eyes flew open. On Crosshair's bunk? Spanking you in one thing, but fucking you?

Your cunt burns in excitement. Crosshair will never forgive you and you'll never forget this.

You settle yourself onto your hands and knees on the worn-in mattress, and you don't have to wait long at all before broad, thick fingers are spreading your thighs open and a wicked tongue is pressing against your cunt.

"Fuck!" you cry out, back bowing as Hunter dives in.

His tongue is downright sloppy as he does his best to bury his face in your dripping folds. The sounds he's making against you are obscene and make your facial cheeks go almost as red as your ass cheeks.

Hunter groans against your cunt like it's the best thing he's eaten, and you tremble with the vibrations.

Fuck, you're so close already, it's not even fair.

His lips wrap around your clit and he sucks.

"Hunter!" you sob, falling face first into the mattress. Your thighs tremble beneath his hands.

After being spanked within an inch of your life, your orgasm is tittering along a cliff's edge, ready to be knocked over by the barest gust of wind that comes along in the form of Hunter sliding two thick fingers into your cunt and curling.

You fall apart around him, lips falling open in a wordless scream as your walls clench around his fingers. His relentless lips that sucked at your clit switch to slow licks as you ride out your orgasm.

Hunter pulls his fingers from your sopping pussy with a wet squelch. Immediately, he sucks his fingers into his mouth.

You watch behind heavy eyelids as Hunter licks up every last drop of your release — you also notice the large wet spot in the front of Hunter's pants.

The knowledge that he came in his pants like some fresh-faced cadet is almost enough to have you wanting a second round.

"C'mon, baby," Hunter rasps, "Let's get you cleaned up."

~

When the rest of the crew comes back, Crosshair takes one look his bunk, with a wet spot from your tears and the crumpled up sheets and immediately groans.

"You're both disgusting. You're washing my sheets," he complains, pulling them off his bed as best he can without touching too much of them.

"Why?" Omega asks, popping her head in out of nowhere. "What'd they do?"

Yeah, Hunter can deal with that one too, you think as you burrow your face deeper into his chest and close your eyes.

[lovecinnatwist]

Hope u stay safe and healthy! Abo with omega dick and alpha Jay, fluff if possible? Thanks :)

Hi Anon! I am in fact safe and healthy! Have a nice little ficlet of Alpha!Jason and Omega!Dick being very glad that their little pup is also safe, healthy and coming home.

Where the heart is - JayDick Omegaverse

Tags: Kid Fic, Omegaverse, Alpha Jason, Omega Dick, surrogate parent/adoption, lactating/milking Helena Wayne is Helena Mary Grayson Todd

Sometimes Dick Grayson forgets that his mate is an alpha.

It’s easy to do when Jason’s so sweet in a way that’s distinctively omegan. Perhaps it’s the influence of the mother who left him or remnants from the tender affection B only had for his second pup. It’s something soft and tender and so uniquely him that makes Dick love him more and more everyday.

Jason curls around him effortlessly. Warm muscles squeeze tight enough to be pleasant, but not chafing.

Dick has always been a runner. Jason understands that and leaves a clear exit open at all times. A difficult obstacle for traditional courting rituals. Not that the alpha had any challenge clearing hurdle after hurdle. Jason is anything but traditional as well.

So is their current situation.

A large warm hand rests on his shoulder. The heat bleeding out is more than soothing to his already twitching instincts. There’s no reason to be nervous. After all this is a natural occurrence. The pup with latch, Dick knows it will but still his heart flutters with nervousness.

Jason’s rumble soothes the eagerness away. It quells the barrage of emotions ready to burst.

“ Mr and Ms Grayson - Todd? “

The agent from CPS is wonderfully nice, light brown eyes glittering with excitement. The delightful purr of her tone of voice betrays her enthusiasm. Just as Jason’s rise in happy-hopeful-ready betrays his. Dick’s been dreaming of this day for a long time. Long before the aspiration had been stolen from him by a knife. Then again by age and a barely functioning body strung out by high stress.

It’s Jason’s strength that helps him stand.

The sleepy scent of milk and pup adorn the air like perfume. Even before Dick spots his- no their- daughter, every part of his instincts sing. His breast began to ache immediately. The grueling weeks of hormone treatments and supplements are finally worth it.

Worth it as Doctor Leslie gives him tiny, little Helena.

Dick thinks he’s been in love with her since the moment he saw her behind glass. From the moment his breast began to ache when they gave him a few of her blankets to add to his nest. From the very moment Jason told him he could have her.

She’s heavy in a way Dick doesn’t expect. The weight is foreign yet so comfortable to bear. The alpha does not press to see her, or to touch her. Dick gets a few precious moments to marvel at the prettiest pup he’s ever seen.

Gorgeous green eyes open up in seemingly joyful curiosity. Though potentially, it might just be his hopeful outlook that makes it appear that way. Dick wants so badly for her to love him. To love them- to belong to their little broken family. To an omega who is half of what they should be and an alpha who is dysphoric instead of dominating.

The scent of milk is strong enough to draw the pup to root amongst the fabric covering his breast. It’s a gentle motion, one made precious by the very soft sounds of pup calling for pack. Dick’s throat is tight from emotion. Luckily his partner wastes no time in letting out a soothing rumble. The vibrations of the action shakes against his back.

Hot tears sting two different sets of blue eyes.

“She should be quite hungry. It’s time for her lunch time feeding. I’m sure she would greatly appreciate milk from her mommy. “

The word mommy devastates him. It washes his soul out to sea, and wraps him in a whirlpool of bliss. It’s too much and not enough at the same. This child- this pup is going to see him as her dame. She will spend the rest of her life in a warm safe nest never knowing anything but love and affection. Dick hopes that she will love him despite not being apart of her DNA. For not being able to give birth to her himself.

Jason’s touch breaks the track of that train of thought.

It’s a dance to bring a beading nipple to her hungry little mouth. Jason, who is leagues more natural, helps Dick undress and get both him and the pup comfortable. If Dick is lost to the tides, the alpha is a wreckage on the bluff. The chair is big enough for both soon to be parents.

Jason’s warmth is ever present and grounding.

The massive fingers that trail down Helena’s face makes her look so tiny. Like a delicate little thing that could be broken by too fast a movement. Not that Jason has the capacity to be anything but gentle. His heart bleeds for people. It bleeds out until the entirety of Gotham is red with his protection.

It takes both of them together to get Helena to Dick’s leaking breast. The pup whines as she struggles to get the nipple in her mouth. She’s more familiar with the bottle they had told him. That it would take time but eventually she would suckle. There’s no inhale or exhale as the pup attempts to nurse.

Then like magic she latches.

The tears refuse to be held back. Dick’s heart alarmingly full as Helena feeds forcefully but eagerly. The moment she gets a mouth full she’s quick to take more. Her hungry little mouth makes loud sounds and she feeds. Jason purrs in encouragement. His hand lightly tickles her wispy black curls.

She’s perfect. She’s perfect wonderful and Dick won’t know what to do if they can’t take her home today.

Luckily they don’t have to find out. Both breast get equal attention as the infant switches from one to another. It’s so natural and easy Dick doesn’t know why he had let himself worry to begin with. They pass with flying colors. After the feeding and burping both he and Jason get a neat stack of forms that require their signatures.

Then she’s free to leave with them.

Jason holds Helena as Dick takes his turn to sign. The alpha looks so at ease with their baby girl in his arms. His muscular frame dwarfing her’s. Dick hopes that the pup knows there is no place safer than in her father’s arms. Even if she seems grumpy as he harrasses her in her drowsy state.

Dick has to steal her back when the alpha kisses her nose, drawing a very upset puppy whine from her still developing vocal chords. Jason is absolutely heartbroken to let her go. At some point when Leslie goes to process the paperwork they get to be alone with their daughter.

Helena Mary Grayson-Todd.

Jason takes to sating his instincts by smothering Dick instead of their very sleepy pup.

“She’s so beautiful. “He murmurs, voice low enough not to set her off again. The thickness of the words would be impossible not to recognize. Though he’s doing a good job holding it together, Dick can tell the alpha is close to tears. The gravity of the situation finally sinks in.

“ You were perfect Dickie. “

The nickname melts down his spine, deep and warm like something butter. Typically that tone would make his eyes flutter shut. His body going loose and lax against his mate. Not now however. Now while his eyes are so busy trying to memorize everything about their pup.

The process had been grueling. They had to get Jason legal, find a reputable company, pick a donor, try on each of her ovulations, suffer when it didn’t take, then try again, then the paper work, the fees, the complications, the waiting- Oh God the waiting.

It had been the worst, most agonizing part. Right after the premature birth, and watching their little one breathe in a little shallow tank, kept warm by heat lamps.

How Dick wishes he could have just taken her home that very first day.

Not that it matters anymore. Not when she’s theirs now. Not when she get’s to come home today and be put in their nest where she belongs. Right in-between her two parents.

God Dick doesn’t know how he’ll manage to share her. The perfect pup in his arms is just so wonderful. It’s been such a long agonizing journey, he barely wants to hand her over to her sire.

He laughs, wetly, trying not to wake Helena from her nap.

“ If I can’t share you with Daddy how will I give you to your aunties and uncles huh? “

Jason’s laugh is close to his ear, sweet and silent to the point where it barely breathes. The soft sound makes his toes curl in his shoes. The searing comfort of love and happiness runs through his body as happy chills.

It’s something to get familiar with. The quiet laugh of a father trying not to wake their pup.

He looks at those watery blue-green eyes and Dick is falling in love all over again.

God who knew they could end up here? The two of them- finally starting a family together. That they could walk away from a life of pain and agony, to gift themselves something so beautiful.

For the first time in months, giving up the moniker doesn’t feel so suffocating.

When Jason laces their fingers together over their pup he knows his husband, his mate, the half of his heart agrees.

All while the new half lays in their arms, peaceful, healthy and forever loved.

[blouisparadise]

Upon request, here is a rec list of bottom Louis fics where Louis cries during sex. If you enjoy our rec lists, please take the time to like this post and especially to reblog it to help spread the word. Happy reading!

1) I Could Be Your China Doll | Explicit | 2138 words

"This is my punishment for you, my slut." Harry kisses Louis' inner thighs and Louis shivers at his boyfriend's touch. Harry moves out of the bed again but Louis can hear shuffling and he knows that Harry is getting something not so good. The noise stops as the footsteps of the older guy suddenly become too loud for his ears.

2) Lips Are Like The Galaxy’s Edge | Mature | 2360 words

Harry licks over Louis’ hole slowly, deliberately, and his tongue is like velvet and Louis’ skin is burning at every junction where Harry touches him and it’s all so good he thinks he might cry. He licks a few more times, moaning softly like he’s relishing the taste of Louis and that’s just, well, fuck.

3) Louder Louder | Explicit | 2931 words

There's really only one way to get Louis out of a mood this terrible, and Harry is prepared to sacrifice his entire evening if necessary.

4) Heaven In These Sheets | Explicit | 3557 words

Bunny Hybrid Louis has it out for his boyfriend’s phone.

5) As Clean As A Sinner Can Be | Not Rated | 3394 words

If you asked Harry, he would tell you it’s not his fault they were in this predicament. It’s not his fault that his hair is getting too long (it is, he’s too lazy and too stubborn to let Lou cut it). It’s not his fault that because said hair is too long he had to find some way of keeping it out of his eyes (gelling it back wasn’t his style and snapbacks more times than not bugged him). It’s not his fault that Zayn had ripped his shirt sleeve off of his favourite button down shirt and he couldn’t part with it (plus he had far too much time on his hands in between shows) so he fashioned a headband, or as others would call it a head scarf, and found that it really helped keep the hair out of his eyes. Nor is he at fault for the fact that he looked like a sex god every time he wore the damn thing and really it was all his fault at how turned on it made Louis.

6) When I Hear Your Cries, Praying For Life. (I Will Be There) | Explicit | 5623 words

Well, I figured we needed Larry birthday sex, soooo.....

7) Singing Your Praises | Explicit | 6226 words

Prompt 86: Louis rides Harry while wearing his packer’s jersey/sweater and gets his ass ate.

8) Sugar, With Just The Right Amount Of Spice. | Explicit | 6314 words

Harry’s old fashioned when it comes to sex, he loves being face to face with his partner, watching their reactions to everything Harry gives them. He never does anything else then fuck in missionary position. Louis loves his sex life with Harry - but he’s getting a bit bored with doing the same position, all he really wants is for Harry to be rough with him, take control and dominate him for once.

9) Give It Up To Me | Explicit | 8134 words

"You're going to end up making me come with all the boys in our lounge," he finished, his tone softening the longer he spoke.

"And?" Harry murmured, placing his palm over the crevice of Louis' arse, keeping the plug nice and tight inside of him. "What if I wanted you to?"

10) Making A Splash | Explicit | 9557 words

“You want this?” Harry muses, fisting his cock as he drags his hand lazily up his thick length. Louis eyes the motion and nods his head absentmindedly. “You want to show everyone at this beach how much of a slut you are for Daddy’s cock?”

“M‘your slut,” Louis immediately replies, inching closer, inching closer with his eyes glued on Harry’s glistening cock, precome shining under the sun as it dribbles out his slit.

Harry grins widely and stops the movement of his hand to grip himself at the base again, pushing Louis’ head down. “Show everyone how much of a slut you are.”

11) Place Your Head On My Beating Heart | Explicit | 10860 words

The AU where porn sensation Harry Styles takes his newbie to his place and gets him to come untouched twice before even fingering him and they may or may not fall in love at some point between second and third orgasms.

12) Know You Got That Thing (That I Like) | Explicit | 15798 words

In all the ways he thought about their reunion going, watching Louis finger himself open was not on the list.

13) Baby, Let Me Love You Goodbye | Explicit | 20249 words

Louis almost calls Harry daddy. Cue denial, feelings, and way too much dirty talk.

14) Middle Ground | Explicit | 23561 words

Note: This fic is locked and can only be read by AO3 users.

Harry moves to a new town for work where he meets the enigma that is Louis Tomlinson.

15) Give So Much (Not Enough) | Explicit | 24610 words

“For my little lion,” Louis slid the smoothie bowl in front of Oscar, letting him dig in with his little hands. “And for daddy.”

He didn’t process the bowl in front of him, the push across the table causing a raspberry to roll off and fall on his lap, because Louis calling himself mummy may make him feel all sorts of mushy emotions, but Louis addressing Harry as daddy was suddenly having a very different effect on him. Since when did Louis saying daddy out loud render him speechless?

“Daddy’s still sleepy, but we’re up bright and early right Ossie?” Louis’ cooing shook him out of his daze. The man coughed, picking the raspberry off his lap and swallowing it with unintentional, and very unnecessary, eye contact with Louis. “Well, is it better than your protein smoothies and why?”

 Harry chuckled, spooning another heap of the strawberry banana goodness into his mouth, “Way better sweetheart.”

16) Put In Them Hours | Explicit | 25009 words

Note: This fic is locked and can only be read by AO3 users.

AU where Louis makes the poor decision of hiring an unfairly attractive assistant. Inspired by Rachel and Tag from Friends.

17) Honey, Make This Easy | Explicit | 25483 words

Note: This fic is locked and can only be read by AO3 users.

AU; Harry’s sister recently passed away, leaving him with temporary custody of her daughter. Needing help, he hires Louis as a nanny and the boy turns out to be help in more ways than he expected.

18) What's Mine Is Yours To Make Your Own | Explicit | 39919 words | Sequel

Sometimes, the closest Harry ever feels to home is Louis. It's their shared hotel rooms on tour, their shoes toed off in the doorway next to each other, jackets hung on the same post.

19) Worth Dying For | Explicit | 44906 words

“You’ve got to be kidding me,” Louis says, leaning back in his chair and crossing his arms over his chest. In the center of the table, a set of three glossy photos stares up at him, mocking him.

“A security detail is non-negotiable, Louis, you know this,” his mum reminds him, tapping the middle photo with two fingers.

Louis doesn’t look back down at the pictures, gesturing towards them wildly, over-dramatically. “This is not a security detail!” he protests. “This is a lanky college student. In what world do you hire someone like this kid to protect me?”

20) No Easy Choice, But You’re Mine | Explicit | 45601 words

Louis is an omega hitman with one last job that goes a little sideways. Harry is the alpha bartender that looks a little too closely and cares a little too much.

21) Sedative Duty. | Explicit | 46588 words

Pop-star of the moment Louis Tomlinson is on his third-world tour. He decides to hire renowned professional dominant Harry Styles to unwind while on the road. In an effort not to raise suspicion by the crew, fans, and press,  Harry pretends to be his bodyguard. He ends up being far more than that.It's everything he doesn't notice until it's been taken away from him.

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[wonderwomanfantasy]

Omega Oikawa

Of course I love Omega Oikawa

Omega!Oikawa x Alpha!Reader

warnings: ABO things, jealousy, swearing  that's all I think

word count: 2,000 (about) 

summary: Oikawa loves you so much it’s a shame there are so many obsicales in the way of him actually being with you. 

Oikawa really hated his fangirls sometimes. Sure the attention was nice, the presntes they gave him were alright too. What he really couldn’t stand was the way the girls would baby him. 

“you’re such a cutie Oikawa you should wear pastels more often,” one of them cooed pinching his cheek oikawa bit back a grimace already deciding never to wear this sweater again. 

He knew he was an omega, but he was still a six foot man, not a child. The real issue is that if you were the one touching him and telling him he looked good in pastels. He had worn this new sweater to get your attention in the first place but he never seemed to catch the attention of Alphas all of his fangirls were either betas or Omegas. Maybe you just didn’t like pretty boys like him. 

“Oikawa do you want to walk home with me after practice?” one of them asked. He smiled polietly,

“Not tonight I promised Iwa I’d walk with him tonight,” he lied. “Speaking of Iwa I should probably get to practice, watch me okay?” he asked teasingly. the girls swooned slightly cheering for him as he jogged away. If only he could make you swoon that same way. You didn’t even come to the practices.

Or at least you normally didn’t go to practices but the second he entered the gym he was over whelmed by the smell of molasses and cinnamon. He whipped around to face the stands and sure enough there you were, leaning on the railing looking about ready to nodd off. 

His nostrils flaired as he breathed in the unmistakably alpha scent. He doubted anyone else on the team picked up on the intrusive smell, but he had become so intune with every minute detail about you it would be impossible for him to miss it. 

You felt his eyes on you and turned to him. If he wasn’t frozen before he was now, even with all the distance between the two of you your eyes were magntizing he couldn’t move. a sleepy smile spread across your face and you waved at him. Oikawa’s heart hammered in his chest. you were so beautiful He couldn't belive he was being graced by your smile. 

There was deafing boom as the volleyballconnected with the back of his head. Normally he was able to dodge Iwa’s spikes but he was so distracted by you that he didn’t even see him winding up. 

“Get your ass in gear Shittykawa!” Iwazumi barked. Oikawa sprung back to his feet and glared at his friend. How was he supposed to impress you and make himself look good if Iwa was bullying him. He’s just have to try extra hard today to make up for it. 

“Kunimi is just so cute don’t you think?” your friend asked with a giggle. 

“the cutest,” you agreed earning you a sharp jab to the side from her elbow. you shot awake and glared at her “what was that for?”

“You were falling asleep, don’t tell me Kunimi is cute if you aren’t even going to look at him!” she whined. you glanced down at the court, more for her benefit then yours. 

“like you said, he’s cute,” you agreed before closing your eyes again. Normally you went straight home and took a quick nap to recharge from school and you were really starting to miss said nap at this moment. 

“Come on (y/n) don’t be like that Isn’t there someone on the team you think is cute?” she prodded. you opened your eyes and looked down at the court again, this time actually looking at the game going on. Oikawa was mid-jump, his graceful fingers meeting the ball mid-air pushing it up in a wide arc for Iwazumi to spike back down. 

Oikawa was in your class, He had such a presence it was hard to ignore him. If you were being honest, you liked him a lot. But his horde of fangirls were har dot ignore as well. He could have any Alpha he wanted there was no way he was interested in you. 

“i don’t know Matsukawa is kind of cute,” you said with a shrug. He was cute, just not your type. 

“Matsukawa really? I thought you were more into Oikawa,” she said making you jump.

“What? why would you think that? I don’t want anything to do with Oikawa,” you shouted your cheeks heating with embaresment.  

“that’s the most awake I’ve seen you all day,” she laughed before leaning in and whispering in your ear. “Although I think you were a bit loud,” 

your heart sank in your chest, and as you looked around you saw okiawa fans glaring at you. in horror you looked down at where the team was. Oikawa’s ears and cheeks were burning red. It was clear he’s heard you. shit. 

You couldn’t bring yourself to appoligise to Oikawa, what would you even say anyway? “sorry I didn’t really mean it but I just couldn’t let my friend know that I’m crazy in love with you.” 

Whatever. It just meant his bruised ego could be soothed by one of his fanatics. Your inner wolf growled with jealousy, but you could hardly be his place of comfort when you hurt him in the first place. You just hoped it wouln’t be a huge deal tomorrow when you saw him in class.

“Will you stop moping?” Iwa snapped oikawa continued to mope. “Come on man it’s just Alpha whose not into you, you’ll get over it,”

“It’s not just any Alpha it was (y/n)! and they sounded so upset by it!” He whinned. He would have hoped that if he over heard you talking about him you would be singing his praises, not admitly denying that you’d ever have feelings for him. His heart was utterly broken. 

“welll I mean you’re annoying as fuck it was bound to happen eventually that someone didn’t like you,” Iwa snorted. That sentiment didn’t make Oikawa feel any better.

“maybe if they just knew me better they would like me more don’t you think?” Oikawa asked hopefully. Iwazumi didn’t look confident. 

“I think it might be better if they knew less about you actually,”

“That settles it, I’ll figure out a way to spend more time them and they’ll have to fall in love with me!”

The next day you were on edge, tapping your foot rapidly in your desk. you weren’t ready to face Oikawa, you spent half the night up worried about it. 

“uhm (y/n)?” you blinked and looked up seeing an omega boy who was also in class

“yes?” you asked. You weren’t what the boy wanted, for the life of you, you couldn’t remember his name. This had to be one of the first times you’d spoken to him.

“well uhm I just wanted to tell you you looked pretty today,” he stammered that shocked you. you knew for a fact that you looked like a wreak 

“oh uhm thank you?” you said almost hesitantly 

“I- I uhm I was wondering if you’d want to go out with-” suddenly he was cut off

“good morning (y/n)!” Oikawa greeted cheerily, shoving the other boy to the side and placing his palms flat on your desk. You were surprised to see him, but you were grateful for him saving you. 

“oh good morning Oikawa,” two omega’s accosting you, what a weird day. You opened your mouth to appoligise to him for yesterday but before you could cut you off.

“The teacher told me to talk to you, I need some help with this unit do you think I could study with you this weekend?” he asked his overly sweet voice sent a shiver down your spine it was clear he was pissed. Still you couldn’t pass up an opportunity to spend more time with him, your wolf wouldn’t alow it.

“sure,” you decided. Even though he was an Omega, you felt so weak in comparison to him, it was an odd feeling to say the least. He smiled his brilliant smile at you and took your hand quickly scrawling his number on your palm. 

“text me and we’ll work out the details okay?” you agreed and he went back to his desk. It was only then that you noticed that the other boy had slunk away back to his own desk hunched in on himself. You felt bad for him, but you would have had to reject him anyway, even if you knew it could never happen, you’re heart belonged to Oikawa. 

“hey Ibuki can I talk to you for a second,” Oikawa said to the Omega who’d tried to ask you out earlier. He tried to sound nice but the anger seeped through. The smaller omega glared at him. 

“What do you want?” Ibuki snapped, clearly still upset that Oikawa had interrupted his little love confession. He had felt his blood boil just watching it unfold. Oikawa wasn’t going to let some other omega steal you away before he had the chance to woo you properly. 

“Stay away from (y/n) I’ve got dibbs,” oikawa growled. He’d never felt so heated before, he knew one warning wouldn’t be enough, He would have to win you over sooner rather than latter. 

Studding with Oikawa was surprisingly difficult. when he was this close his scent was dizzying. It was also because Oikawa seemed to know the material better than you did. 

“You’re pretty smart Oikawa, I don’t know why you asked for my help,” you said accusingly. Oikawa flushed and fidgeted nervously. 

“what? you’re just a good teacher,” He said dismissively. 

“I’m being serious Omegal don’t lie to me,” you ordered, and he was helpless, incapable of ignoring your Alpha voice. 

“Honestly I just got jealous seeing you talk to other omegas and I just wanted to spend more time with you. I paniced and asked you to help me study,” He admitted shyly. He looked up at you with his warm brown eyes

“I really like you Alpha,” he whispered. In a blur of movement, you knocked him of his chair landing on top of him pinning oikawa to the floor. 

“You should be careful saying things like that Omega, you’re alone with an alpha and if you say things like that I might not be able to control myself,” You growled lightly. his scent was intoxicating this close. his face turned a cute shade of pink and he started stuttering not saying anything coherent. 

“Is that what you want, Torou? for me to have my way with you?” you teased and his face turned a darker shade of red. He tired a few times to speak against before giving up and just nodding. 

“say it,” you said grazing your lips against his neck making him shudder.

“A-Alpha please do whatever you want with me,” he whinned making you smirk. You weren’t going to let go of him anytime soon, not now that he was finally yours.