#lithuania headcanons

[aurum-cat]

Feliks has a small frame, small fast body. His fighting style is precise, fast, he needs to get the opponent down before he tires himself up. He uses tricks, he still thinks he fights fair since it gives him a good fighting chance against stronger opponents. Yet his anger and rage is messy. He's emotional. He will tear you apart. He will go for the neck, for your lungs, rip them out.

Tolys has a big frame and a big body, slower but still fast, stronger by much. His fighting style is more brutal, not precise, whatever will get the job done is fine by him. Burning alive, still using tricks yet it's more messy, more bloody, less patient. Yet his anger is quiet. His rage is direct, he hits you where it hurts. The tinniest details, hit hard and strong and on point. He slashes through with godly precision and quietness and almost patience.

They compliment each other.

[centralcoordinate]

nyo liet!! Yay!!!

[estoned-png]

the baltics are the holy trinity of sleepers

-lithuania sleep talks A LOT like bro is jus yapping about god knows what, he also tosses and turns ALOT

-estonia gets sleep paralysis. at some point bro isn't even scared, he just mentally rolls his eyes and tries to go to sleep bc sleep paralysis demon can't catch him if he closes his eyes lol also HOGS THE BLANKET BIG TIME

-latvia is a sleep walker like he opens doors and walks down halls without waking up it's wild, he's definitely scared the crap out of estonia and lithuania before. he falls off the bed more than the average person too lol

needless to say, they hated sharing a room when they lived with russia

[shtibididopdopyesyes]

Hetalia characters I think have abs

• Germany • America • Spain • Hungary • Bulgaria • Denmark • Greece • Lithuania • The Netherlands • Norway • Portugal • Seychelles maybe? • Sweden • Switzerland • Cyprus • Egypt • Korea • Turkey • Cameroon • Australia • Ancient Rome • Germania

[yawujin]

Ok what about Romano, Prussia & Lithuania being called daddy by their s/o while fucking? I’m so curious about their reaction. Very Gilbert centric on this one cause the thought of him being the whorish&repressed older brother makes me feral.

i was very curious about how they'd react, too, so it took me a bit to think 💭 here you go anon ;p <3

{ request } hetalia men react to being called "daddy" ˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧

type • smut , nsfw content , react , headcanons , imagine , they/them pronouns used

romano ♥︎

he likes it. being called such names during sex really turns him on. his tawny skin flushes a deep red as he shuts his eyes tight, focusing on the way his partner says it, how they sound as he fucks them harder, rougher. "say it again." he tells them. he wants to hear it more and more, before it's all over and they both finish.

prussia ♥︎

ohoho, so it's like that, huh? it kind of ignites something in him. that spark that he thought he lost a long time ago. it really reminds him of how tough he used to be before he started masking with his unserious and chaotically charismatic persona. he thinks that if his partner is calling him this, he must be doing something right. his s/o must be careful with how often they call him 'daddy', or that power might get to his head.

lithuania ♥︎

the more his partner calls him this, the more confidence he gains. sometimes he feels like he really doesn't know how to initate, so he always keeps in mind how good he feels when they call him that. it's like a cheat code to get him to pound the shit out of his partner, especially if they use that name when things are getting more heated, and desperate.

[kumoridoddles]

My dumbass draws

[writernotyetauthor]

Tolys and Gilbert get introduced to social media for the first time and immediately start cyber bullying each other

[hetagrammy]

I'm really partial to the idea of visual storytelling through clothing, and I really like the concept of the whole Immigrant Trio experiencing it

When Molly first comes to America, through the 1850s she was constantly wearing black. Like to the extent that people on the street frequently mistook her for a widow. By the 1860s she started to get into more of a half mourning stage, not quite out of it, but incorporating colors like dark purple and blue into her clothing again. Then it's the late 1860s, the war is over, and she and Alfred go on their railroad adventure. She's in rough, mismatched clothing that helps her masquerade as a gender she isn't, but behind it she's still herself. She's trying to find and understand herself, but is coming to terms with the only way she is able to do that is in a new place where she can break down and build up again. It's after this point, and as she's joined by new friends and a lover that she starts taking on her old habits- lighter, warmer greens, lilacs, teals and blues.

Tolys first comes to America layered up and his clothing is tight. His waistcoat is always buttoned, his tie looks like it's choking him, his sleeves are always rolled down. He's almost too formal at points. Over time his clothing gradually starts to loosen around the house- his waistcoat is unbuttoned, his bow is looser, he lets his hair down when he's not working. He's living in a place where he's afforded the time to do this, and more importantly he can trust in the people around him to allow him that.

Lovino is almost the opposite. He comes to America with few possessions on him, including articles of clothing. He's plain, partially to do with his financial state and partially because he's trying to avoid home baggage. The exception of course is his cap, which is emblematic of his identity and acts as a bit of a connection with Molly (for whom the style is also culturally significant). As he's there and builds relationships he didn't anticipate, he accumulates more (items Molly knit or embroidered for him, clothing he's borrowed from Tolys, knick knacks he found for himself, etc.) Rather than layering per se, he gains more detail because he allows himself to form those bonds and he treasures them and his experience in spite of its rough beginnings. In a similar manner to Molly, he also starts to take on hints of color in his clothing again, especially reds and yellows.

Alfred is a special case because he's relatively consistent except for his breakdowns. He tries to be fashionable and trendy, but he's always got one thing out of place like a mismatched tie. He always looks really put together and professional, because it's what he's supposed to be masquerading around is. Then when he goes on his western breakdown adventures his clothing becomes even more mismatched, simple, and at times oddly fitted on him like a child trying to put on a shirt too big for them. Even though it peeks out under normal circumstances, it shows fully he is a bit of a child under the fresh and put together veneer.

[council-of-beetroot]

Headcanon Liet has one of those trash can basketball hoops in his office

[fanficfish]

nations and their little "tells" of how long they've lived

there is definitely a post somewhere about this but whatever this is my hadcanon xD

-England and his three big bros are the prime example of "going a little crazy", they've been alive so long and half of it through the Mideival Era that they've lost concept of a lot of stuff. Like their touch with reality is a little screwed and you definitley notice they don't quite get some stuff, like they'll miss empathy cues or slip into mannerisms from days long past. Use old English, etc. They're the wacky cousins that ar just a bit confused but they're trying, even if they get on everyone's nerves a bit. Also they're still figuring out how emails work, because while their personalities change according to their people their actual knowledge doesn't always keep up.

-Russia, i think that one's obvious, man's had such a time that he's spent so long plastering a smile that he's basically forgotten how not to not smile. And you can't undo centuries in a day. You see his true nation age when he takes everything and doesn't bother trying to question it no matter how ridiculous, when he stops a tank with his bare hands and walks it off, when he's surprised people don't usually try to jump out planes without parachutes.

-countries with violet eyes like Canada, Iceland, Norway- they blend in too well, they resemble the quiet kid in the back of the class (personal headcanon it indicatess magical inclination). You realize they're not quite human when Norway turns his head and hos haircurl floats midair and his gaze is just a bit too knowing, when Iceland makes a remark well beyond his physical age and you remember he's a thousand years old, when Canada- actually no the bear is enough proof.

-And then there's China and Japan, two old men who look young but have that sense of knowing more then they let on like Norway but without the creepy blank look that comes when one has Seen Too Much. Instead they travel through life like they don't have a care, as if every day is a lfietime in Neverland. Especially China. Japan also just looks tired all the time even if he isn', from stress lines that never go away.

-Prussia is that fun work colleague who suddenly turns into a history nerd out of nowhere and then flips back to normal wild mode. He's the one who tells tales like he actually was there, he and the wrest lf the BTT really. It's like they rememebr, because they do.

-Meanwhile Lithuania and Finland seem normal enough- good hardoqrking young men doing good woek. But thebmoment they're attacked, their eyes blaze and it's like an aura radiates lff them. And you know they're stronger then they look, that they won't go down without a fight. And you'll probably be the one going down no matter how strong you think you are, because they're nations and they will always hve more power and centuries of experience. Even if it's been years and they aren't superpowers, they have the muscle memory. It's engrained into their very being, it's a part of them and if you approach them the wrong way you might get dropkicked by accident.

-Countries like Denmark and America- their smiles are just off. Denmark's is too sharp, just a amidge too much, and America's is too wide, like he's trying tok hard when it's just his natural face.

-and then there's austrailia and new zealand who are the reason Florida started fighting alligators and convinced their residents to start doing it too "for the YouTube views", forgetting rhat moat people don't have instahealing or can come back from the dtad.

[aurum-cat]

Feliks being afraid of vampires and werewolves is kinda funny bcs of two things:

Historically, Jogaila, the prince of Lithuania, was believed to be a werewolf, that's why Poles offered a bath to him to check his genitalia to see if he actually was a werewolf. As you suspect, he was not. So the "show me your dick and balls" in hetalia is accurate! But also, Liet is a werewolf anyway so.

Feliks has a boyfriend that he has to learn not to be afraid of because of his fear of wolves respectfully as well as forced fear by Vatican of werewolves.

Vatican also very much forced the fear of vampires, the undead before zombies.

And Feliks' best friend is Romania and his little brother Moldova. Both canonically vampires? And come on I never saw anybody that didn't headcannon them as vampires.

So yeah it's kinda funny if Feliks is afraid of both werewolves and vampires.

[unhonestlymirror]

Theoretically, a hetalian can just kill the people who are responsible for their country's suffering - and that's it. They're immortals who can interact with mortals, they can afford it. For example, what prevents Liet from eliminating Stalin, Beriya, etc., destabilising russia from inside and gaining freedom even earlier? Even if his body is killed in the process - he still can "respawn" back. How much time does it take to gain a human trust - 20 years? 40 years? For an immortal creature, it's like a couple of days. Or even easier, if we accept Himaruya's vision - Liet can just hide in the closet of the same Stalin for a few days, making him literally lose his mind? There are so many benefits of being a nation's personification. Do they have any conventions about "non-aggression against mortals"? How do they regulate them? What is the punishment if someone breaks it? Let's assume killing their own people brings a hetalian in severe pain and distress, but what about killing other peoples' important personae? Thus, it probably means mortals should invent ways of identifying and supressing a hetalian, for the sake of their own well-being? Being a hetalian means being a weapon scarier than a nuclear warhead.

Isn't the whole world history course supposed to be changed beyond recognition, then?

[nakamopapina]

What Provinces and Territories thoughts and reactions are when Mattie introduced his boyfriend Tolys?

Sorry for the late reply, I had to really think about it, I also includied some long term things. Like seals of approval.

I think the majority of them would react with something like “Hello, how are you, Mr Tolys?” and then ask Tolys questions so they’ll know the basics about him. In truth, they’re actually on the fence about the relationship, they’re just too polite to say.

Any positive, or negative thoughts about him will be mainly based from further interaction with him, which can vary from person to person, and often changes.

Their main views towards him are mainly neutral, like ‘he seems nice’. or ‘as long as Matt’s happy, and there’s no signs of mistreatment in the relationship from either side’

Btw, they will step in if they think there are any signs (even the smallest signs) of possible mistreatment on either side. They’re not afraid to call Matt out if it seems like he’s the aggressor. They don’t tolerate that BS. Luckily they haven’t had to.

Though, their ultimate/final opinion/views on him will ultimately be based off of his own treatment and reaction towards not only themselves, but also other Provinces/Territories.

However, here are the ones who’ll react/think differently/make it more obvious for Tolys, in my opinion/headcanon:

PEI’s opinion wouldn’t change the opinions/views from the others much, if at all, mainly because she’ll have a really overprotective/borderline helicopter parent type of reaction. Doing a full on interrogation with Tolys, trying to find out if there’s any possible ulterior motives to the relationship.

For clarification; she doesn’t have anything against Tolys, she’ll do this to anyone who Matt might be interested in dating, and vice versa.

For thoughts, she might not think highly of him, and it doesn’t change. Again, it’s not personal, it’s just how she is.

Manitoba will react by asking “Did I ask you anything about your relationship shit? No, I did not!” Then go back to whatever he was doing.

For thoughts, he doesn’t like Tolys, though he shouldn’t take it personally, Manitoba doesn’t like most people, just a small list of people, and not even Matt is on that list.

However, that doesn’t mean he’ll be an asshole towards Tolys, he’ll treat him civilly, just like anyone else when he first meets them. Tolys will have to go out of his way and intentionally piss him off to get on his bad side.

Nunavut will go “If you hurt my country, I will cut you!” Trying to sound like those overprotective dads that appear every now and then on TV. Unfortunately, she did not pass the intimidation check.

For thoughts, She’ll probably think that he’s cool, straight off the bat.

Alberta will immediately react hostile, and like he doesn’t trust Tolys at all at first. He wants to know straight off the bat if Matt is dating an asshole, a doormat, or someone worthy of his acceptance of civility!

Matt will tell Tolys in advance; prior to the introduction, that this is a test, and based off of his reaction, Bert will either turn the hostility up, or chill out.

For thoughts about him will mainly be from Tolys’ reaction from this fit of hostility towards him.

Based on Tolys’ reaction, Bert’s views of him could result in either being negative or positive, and his treatment towards him will either be cold, or like one of the bros.

Luckily, Tolys reacted well, and he views Tolys as a guy who won’t take bs sitting down, and is welcomed with open arms from him.

Sask will not have much of a reaction immediately, just a nod; a simple act of acknowledging his existence, and that’s it.

(He can pull off a pretty good protective/intimidating Dad like act very well, though. He doesn’t do this when he meets Tolys, which is a win!)

For thoughts, He’ll mainly have a neutral opinion of Tolys, (think, okay, he exists) he’ll have to ‘earn’ any negative or positive opinions/thoughts about him, but that will take weeks, if not months, because he’s mostly an observer. Actions speak louder than words, type of thing.

[pendragonsgallery]

@roszabell asked me to post this and I delivered

Hetalia Characters as things said by my college friend group:

America: “Just because I haven’t had sex doesn’t mean I don’t know the basic components of it! I wasn’t in the Revolutionary War but I still know what happened. I know how it started- I know the foreplay, and the aftercare is just the Constitution. It’s not that complicated of an issue.

Canada: “Yeah I could take down a moose. If I can dive quick and tap it in the nuts it’ll go down guys, trust me. I’m a moose expert.”

England: “You look like a guy in the 1940s being drafted for war. Why are you mad, at least I didn’t call you British. I held back just for you.”

France: “What if I want to be a rich bitch? Is that respectable?”

Spain: “If my parents had told me they were having another kid, I would just say no. I’m the princess here bitch.”

Romano: “vapes are so gross. If you’re going to be addicted to nicotine, at least smoke a cigarette like a real man.”

Germany: “How did I, as a twenty year old man become the mother figure. And why am I doing it so well?”

Prussia: “Just Dance? Bet. If I’m making money, I’ll twerk like there’s no tomorrow.”

Italy: *very confidently* “Some people like hard liquor and I like fruits in my yogurt! I see no difference.”

China: “I know how to tell if there is inflation. It’s determined by dip in dots prices”

Japan: “I’m just staring at the goldfish crackers… and they’re staring… back at me.”

Russia: “anything is possible if you believe in yourself and that if that includes you deepthroating your ice cream… then who am I to judge I guess.”

Austria: “I can assure you that people twerked and got down hard to Ode to Joy and absolutely should continue to do so. Shit slaps.”

Hungary: “I’m gonna beat you with my shoe out of love.”

Denmark: “Well you know what else bitch??? You’re mom- I mean my mom- your mom- my-your- fuck I-”

Lithuania: “I drink black coffee cause I need ✨validation✨.”

[blutpop]

in case anyone wonders, every character i hc as trans (or under that umbrella) so far is (off the top of my brain):

austria (transfem)

prussia (transmasc)

hungary (transmasc)

kugelmugel (nb)

england (transmasc)

lithuania (definitely a something, not cis)

poland (also a something. genderfluid?)

i will die on each of these hills multiple times

[stitcherofchaos]

Aph Headcanon: Germania's secret

Just a headcanon based loosely on history and geography (quite like Hetalia itself haha).

If Prussia didn't have albinism, he would look identical to Lithuania because they're twins.

Germania didn't tell them so will they ever know? Probably not. Will they ever take DNA tests like how Norway and Iceland did? Hopefully not.