#lithuania headcanons

[shtibididopdopyesyes]

Hetalia characters I think have abs

• Germany • America • Spain • Hungary • Bulgaria • Denmark • Greece • Lithuania • The Netherlands • Norway • Portugal • Seychelles maybe? • Sweden • Switzerland • Cyprus • Egypt • Korea • Turkey • Cameroon • Australia • Ancient Rome • Germania

[yawujin]

Ok what about Romano, Prussia & Lithuania being called daddy by their s/o while fucking? I’m so curious about their reaction. Very Gilbert centric on this one cause the thought of him being the whorish&repressed older brother makes me feral.

i was very curious about how they'd react, too, so it took me a bit to think 💭 here you go anon ;p <3

{ request } hetalia men react to being called "daddy" ˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧

type • smut , nsfw content , react , headcanons , imagine , they/them pronouns used

romano ♥︎

he likes it. being called such names during sex really turns him on. his tawny skin flushes a deep red as he shuts his eyes tight, focusing on the way his partner says it, how they sound as he fucks them harder, rougher. "say it again." he tells them. he wants to hear it more and more, before it's all over and they both finish.

prussia ♥︎

ohoho, so it's like that, huh? it kind of ignites something in him. that spark that he thought he lost a long time ago. it really reminds him of how tough he used to be before he started masking with his unserious and chaotically charismatic persona. he thinks that if his partner is calling him this, he must be doing something right. his s/o must be careful with how often they call him 'daddy', or that power might get to his head.

lithuania ♥︎

the more his partner calls him this, the more confidence he gains. sometimes he feels like he really doesn't know how to initate, so he always keeps in mind how good he feels when they call him that. it's like a cheat code to get him to pound the shit out of his partner, especially if they use that name when things are getting more heated, and desperate.

[kumoridoddles]

My dumbass draws

[writernotyetauthor]

Tolys and Gilbert get introduced to social media for the first time and immediately start cyber bullying each other

[hetagrammy]

I'm really partial to the idea of visual storytelling through clothing, and I really like the concept of the whole Immigrant Trio experiencing it

When Molly first comes to America, through the 1850s she was constantly wearing black. Like to the extent that people on the street frequently mistook her for a widow. By the 1860s she started to get into more of a half mourning stage, not quite out of it, but incorporating colors like dark purple and blue into her clothing again. Then it's the late 1860s, the war is over, and she and Alfred go on their railroad adventure. She's in rough, mismatched clothing that helps her masquerade as a gender she isn't, but behind it she's still herself. She's trying to find and understand herself, but is coming to terms with the only way she is able to do that is in a new place where she can break down and build up again. It's after this point, and as she's joined by new friends and a lover that she starts taking on her old habits- lighter, warmer greens, lilacs, teals and blues.

Tolys first comes to America layered up and his clothing is tight. His waistcoat is always buttoned, his tie looks like it's choking him, his sleeves are always rolled down. He's almost too formal at points. Over time his clothing gradually starts to loosen around the house- his waistcoat is unbuttoned, his bow is looser, he lets his hair down when he's not working. He's living in a place where he's afforded the time to do this, and more importantly he can trust in the people around him to allow him that.

Lovino is almost the opposite. He comes to America with few possessions on him, including articles of clothing. He's plain, partially to do with his financial state and partially because he's trying to avoid home baggage. The exception of course is his cap, which is emblematic of his identity and acts as a bit of a connection with Molly (for whom the style is also culturally significant). As he's there and builds relationships he didn't anticipate, he accumulates more (items Molly knit or embroidered for him, clothing he's borrowed from Tolys, knick knacks he found for himself, etc.) Rather than layering per se, he gains more detail because he allows himself to form those bonds and he treasures them and his experience in spite of its rough beginnings. In a similar manner to Molly, he also starts to take on hints of color in his clothing again, especially reds and yellows.

Alfred is a special case because he's relatively consistent except for his breakdowns. He tries to be fashionable and trendy, but he's always got one thing out of place like a mismatched tie. He always looks really put together and professional, because it's what he's supposed to be masquerading around is. Then when he goes on his western breakdown adventures his clothing becomes even more mismatched, simple, and at times oddly fitted on him like a child trying to put on a shirt too big for them. Even though it peeks out under normal circumstances, it shows fully he is a bit of a child under the fresh and put together veneer.

[council-of-beetroot]

Headcanon Liet has one of those trash can basketball hoops in his office

[samrut]

Lovino teaching Tolys Italian insults in the 1920's.

[fanficfish]

nations and their little "tells" of how long they've lived

there is definitely a post somewhere about this but whatever this is my hadcanon xD

-England and his three big bros are the prime example of "going a little crazy", they've been alive so long and half of it through the Mideival Era that they've lost concept of a lot of stuff. Like their touch with reality is a little screwed and you definitley notice they don't quite get some stuff, like they'll miss empathy cues or slip into mannerisms from days long past. Use old English, etc. They're the wacky cousins that ar just a bit confused but they're trying, even if they get on everyone's nerves a bit. Also they're still figuring out how emails work, because while their personalities change according to their people their actual knowledge doesn't always keep up.

-Russia, i think that one's obvious, man's had such a time that he's spent so long plastering a smile that he's basically forgotten how not to not smile. And you can't undo centuries in a day. You see his true nation age when he takes everything and doesn't bother trying to question it no matter how ridiculous, when he stops a tank with his bare hands and walks it off, when he's surprised people don't usually try to jump out planes without parachutes.

-countries with violet eyes like Canada, Iceland, Norway- they blend in too well, they resemble the quiet kid in the back of the class (personal headcanon it indicatess magical inclination). You realize they're not quite human when Norway turns his head and hos haircurl floats midair and his gaze is just a bit too knowing, when Iceland makes a remark well beyond his physical age and you remember he's a thousand years old, when Canada- actually no the bear is enough proof.

-And then there's China and Japan, two old men who look young but have that sense of knowing more then they let on like Norway but without the creepy blank look that comes when one has Seen Too Much. Instead they travel through life like they don't have a care, as if every day is a lfietime in Neverland. Especially China. Japan also just looks tired all the time even if he isn', from stress lines that never go away.

-Prussia is that fun work colleague who suddenly turns into a history nerd out of nowhere and then flips back to normal wild mode. He's the one who tells tales like he actually was there, he and the wrest lf the BTT really. It's like they rememebr, because they do.

-Meanwhile Lithuania and Finland seem normal enough- good hardoqrking young men doing good woek. But thebmoment they're attacked, their eyes blaze and it's like an aura radiates lff them. And you know they're stronger then they look, that they won't go down without a fight. And you'll probably be the one going down no matter how strong you think you are, because they're nations and they will always hve more power and centuries of experience. Even if it's been years and they aren't superpowers, they have the muscle memory. It's engrained into their very being, it's a part of them and if you approach them the wrong way you might get dropkicked by accident.

-Countries like Denmark and America- their smiles are just off. Denmark's is too sharp, just a amidge too much, and America's is too wide, like he's trying tok hard when it's just his natural face.

-and then there's austrailia and new zealand who are the reason Florida started fighting alligators and convinced their residents to start doing it too "for the YouTube views", forgetting rhat moat people don't have instahealing or can come back from the dtad.

[roszabell]

it’s the blorbos!! according to my brain!!!!!!

[that-other-blob]

Some of my lithuania headcanons

1. A good part of his issues with Feliks stem from hanlon's razor where he attributes some of the stuff Feliks does that makes him crazy as Feliks is being an ass rather than Feliks is dumb sometimes.

2. He can be a bit of a control freak regarding how things get done which really developed while living with Ivan and everyone where he wanted to have as much control of his situation in an environment

3. He blames his outdated knowledge of pop culture on the Soviet era but no one really buys it because it's been 30 years and literally no one else has that problem.

4. Mainly swears in Lithuanian, not sure if he thinks that way people won't understand and if that's the case we'll Raivis and Feliks in particular understand everything he's saying

5. He can hold a grudge for a surprisingly hard time

6. He claims to dislike cats but this is not true in the slightest

7. The day he gets a label maker is the day he becomes the happiest man on earth

This! You get him!

[unhonestlymirror]

Theoretically, a hetalian can just kill the people who are responsible for their country's suffering - and that's it. They're immortals who can interact with mortals, they can afford it. For example, what prevents Liet from eliminating Stalin, Beriya, etc., destabilising russia from inside and gaining freedom even earlier? Even if his body is killed in the process - he still can "respawn" back. How much time does it take to gain a human trust - 20 years? 40 years? For an immortal creature, it's like a couple of days. Or even easier, if we accept Himaruya's vision - Liet can just hide in the closet of the same Stalin for a few days, making him literally lose his mind? There are so many benefits of being a nation's personification. Do they have any conventions about "non-aggression against mortals"? How do they regulate them? What is the punishment if someone breaks it? Let's assume killing their own people brings a hetalian in severe pain and distress, but what about killing other peoples' important personae? Thus, it probably means mortals should invent ways of identifying and supressing a hetalian, for the sake of their own well-being? Being a hetalian means being a weapon scarier than a nuclear warhead.

Isn't the whole world history course supposed to be changed beyond recognition, then?

[pendragonsgallery]

@roszabell asked me to post this and I delivered

Hetalia Characters as things said by my college friend group:

America: “Just because I haven’t had sex doesn’t mean I don’t know the basic components of it! I wasn’t in the Revolutionary War but I still know what happened. I know how it started- I know the foreplay, and the aftercare is just the Constitution. It’s not that complicated of an issue.

Canada: “Yeah I could take down a moose. If I can dive quick and tap it in the nuts it’ll go down guys, trust me. I’m a moose expert.”

England: “You look like a guy in the 1940s being drafted for war. Why are you mad, at least I didn’t call you British. I held back just for you.”

France: “What if I want to be a rich bitch? Is that respectable?”

Spain: “If my parents had told me they were having another kid, I would just say no. I’m the princess here bitch.”

Romano: “vapes are so gross. If you’re going to be addicted to nicotine, at least smoke a cigarette like a real man.”

Germany: “How did I, as a twenty year old man become the mother figure. And why am I doing it so well?”

Prussia: “Just Dance? Bet. If I’m making money, I’ll twerk like there’s no tomorrow.”

Italy: *very confidently* “Some people like hard liquor and I like fruits in my yogurt! I see no difference.”

China: “I know how to tell if there is inflation. It’s determined by dip in dots prices”

Japan: “I’m just staring at the goldfish crackers… and they’re staring… back at me.”

Russia: “anything is possible if you believe in yourself and that if that includes you deepthroating your ice cream… then who am I to judge I guess.”

Austria: “I can assure you that people twerked and got down hard to Ode to Joy and absolutely should continue to do so. Shit slaps.”

Hungary: “I’m gonna beat you with my shoe out of love.”

Denmark: “Well you know what else bitch??? You’re mom- I mean my mom- your mom- my-your- fuck I-”

Lithuania: “I drink black coffee cause I need ✨validation✨.”

[blutpop]

in case anyone wonders, every character i hc as trans (or under that umbrella) so far is (off the top of my brain):

austria (transfem)

prussia (transmasc)

hungary (transmasc)

kugelmugel (nb)

england (transmasc)

lithuania (definitely a something, not cis)

poland (also a something. genderfluid?)

i will die on each of these hills multiple times

[stitcherofchaos]

Aph Headcanon: Germania's secret

Just a headcanon based loosely on history and geography (quite like Hetalia itself haha).

If Prussia didn't have albinism, he would look identical to Lithuania because they're twins.

Germania didn't tell them so will they ever know? Probably not. Will they ever take DNA tests like how Norway and Iceland did? Hopefully not.

[writernotyetauthor]

I think that with how much the nations work/stress there’d be an epidemic (haha) of stubborn workaholic nations who still try to attend meetings even when they’re very sick. While many have the wherewithal or just the lack of care for the meetings to stay home when they get sick, there are some notable repeat offenders.

Ludwig starts getting fed up with unwell nations coming into work and Gilbert coyly suggests they implement a new rule that sick nations are required to abstain from the current world meeting or get barred from the next one. The vote is in favor almost unanimously and Ludwig is content with the group’s ability to come together on a topic, for once. That is, until the next month when a very sick and annoyed Ludwig has to stay at home and let his brother handle affairs because of the rule that he introduced.

A list of some repeat offenders:

Germany, as stated

Denmark

England

gonna add Germany again bc he’s a hypocrite

Lithuania

America

[caffeinated-beverage]

Headcanon hws am.erica and lith.uania hug each other all the time

Also, due to some mental issues my liet has, he gets overwhelmed easily to the point of tears. And when it happens, he hides in a bathroom stall and bawls his eyes out while ame.rica gives him tissues and tries to comfort him