#literally never

[sophsicle]

okay, hold my drink *hands u cursed ancient goblet full of mead* i gotta talk my shit for a second.

ive been seeing a lot of severus snape love recently. and this is fine, obviously, y'all can love whomever you want. but. i need to rant or i will explode. if we're talking about canon. severus snape spends his adult years, seven books of it in fact, abusing children. and his excuse for this is the girl he loved (tho not enough not to join a group actively trying to exterminate her) fell for the hot jock instead of him (a tragedy indeed, i weep 4 him, i really do). and also she died, which, admittedly is very sad.

it is simply crazy 2 me 2 look at that and think *romance* or *genuine care and affection*. LIKE. fo real. snape calls her a slur in public, apologizes in private, hangs out with dudes who commit hate crimes against her friends (CANONICALLY, she says "you've been hanging out with that douchebag Mulciber, how could you do that after what he did to Mary???" this is not a direct quote but like, it's close enough). lame. loser behaviour.

"Oh but what about regulus" i can hear you say "he loves James potter but snape doesn't love lily???" well. idk. maybe. bit different tho, innit? due to james not being the demographic regulus is attacking (which doesn't make regulus a better person but does make the dynamic between him and james different). ALSO. Regulus chooses to turn against voldemort without hope for anything in return. snape doesn't seem to give a shit about voldemort, he's just sad he's not gonna get to bang lily evans. he switches sides for that reason alone. also doesn't care about what happens to her husband or her son which like. considering lily would be pretty fucking destroyed if they died. once again points to my whole, he doesn't really give a shit about her, theory. lame. loser. behaviour.

also. im sorry. I"M SORRY. but what snape does to neville? to hermione? to harry? gross. a grown ass man out here telling an eleven year old neville he's worthless or hermione she's ugly and annoying. or spilling harry's potion and refusing to grade him for it???????????????

reg and draco are children when we see them at peak suckage and therefore they feel like they can be redeemed much more compellingly (CAN be, not SHOULD be, not HAVE to be, just narratively i think they are easier to turn into interesting, sympathetic characters). but snape? snape grows up into a garbage adult. like he doesn't get better. and again, the only real excuse we're given is his obsession with lily. not very demure. not very cutesy.

ALSO. yall remember that time he got a destitute, struggling Remus Lupin fired from the best job he ever had just because he felt like it? remember that time snape weaponized Remus's lycanthropy and people's prejudice against him just cause. like. literally just cause??? his ego was bruised after the shrieking shack incident so he was like "get wrecked Lupin I'm going to tell everyone your secret so you will be forced back out onto the streets" DO YALL REMEMBER THAT BITCH ASS MOVE????????? THAT HE DID AS A FULL ADULT.

IN CONCLUSION, this is silly and, of course, like i said at the start, everyone can have their own thoughts and feelings about characters, but i simply needed to interject here on behalf of snape haters everywhere because i feel like so much of snape's shitty behaviour as an adult during a time when he was really under no duress and was very safe and cozy, is ignored. and my hater heart just cannot let that stand.

[retiredteabag]

Who is this anon and why don’t you have hobbies? Why do you need to rant and fill up other peoples inboxes instead of just using your own blog?

I have never, on any occasion, negated any of these statements, but even if I did, why are you so fired up about it?

I have seen so many other creators that have posted about this troll which makes it all the more evident that they have no life.

Can’t imagine being so uninteresting.

[its-always-sunny-in-city17]

doodle before bed *thumbs up*

[qzse-rtv]

whats ur arm routine?

and if u say u dont work out i will kill us both

Bearing the weight of not killing myself

[froginamoodboard]

Vivian Lau moodboard

Requested by: me

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[captainwinterrsoldierr]

“not all men” YOU’RE RIGHT JASON GRACE WOULD NEVER

[killyourlocalmisogynist]

are you pro trans now?

what could have possibly given you this idea? absolutely not.

[millenniumchibo]

Jazz is dreaming about making out with you. Again

Oh. Okay yeah. Hm. Good to know.

[sweetvillainjude]

just finished reading the folk of the air series for the first time, over the course of exactly four days, and i’m in shambles. like this has altered my brain chemistry forever i fear. thinking about jude and cardan and faerieland and complicated relationships and what it means to be a warrior, a ruler, a lover…

what magic did holly black put in those books

[styona]

I constantly thank Ryan Ross for AFYCSO

[teddybeartoji]

i think i mentioned that my dad let some guys put film on our windows so they'd reflect the sun a bit more or whatever right....... well they did that yesterday and everything was fine they washed my window and everything but now . i look out and there's a fucking CRACK IN THE GLASS????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[martianbugsbunny]

Not even 40 in human years my ass, doesn't marvel know that letting Talos just be old actually increases his score on the Babygirlometer?

[autisticlancemcclain]

keith has game idc idc. anyways enjoy tonight’s fic

[devilat-thedoor]

jakedownjakedownjakedownjakedownjakedown

@jakesguitarsolo more, you say????

[ho3-y]

İ want see your pussy baby 🫦

[achillean-heartbeat]

Tonight i was leaving my house with my phone playling bowie. It fell on the road while i was getting in the car and i only realised halfway through.

We instantly turned back and when i got there my neighbours were there with my phone. Turns out there were gonna park where my phone fell but they heard the music and stopped and picked it up.

THANK YOU BOWIE FOR SAVING MY PHONE!!!