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Hardest thing about converting to Judaism? The sudden realization that Italian food isn’t Kosher 😩
#judaism#I know not ALL Italian food is non kosher but still#literally looking at a menu like#I can’t eat this#for the record#I don’t keep kosher 💯 mostly cause I live in a gentile county
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#columbo#season 4#by dawns early light#it rules that he's literally just looking for someone here and it ends up looking like a modeling shoot#peter falk giving a smoldering smize while seeing what he wants from the mcdonald's menu just because he can
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(Minor?) NB Spoilers (lesson 35 (normal))
I'm losing it over the fact that I spent literally the Entire beginning of the train dinner situation telling my partner that I was gonna throw Lucifer out the fuckin window
And then Mephisto shows up and Lucifer says something about fucking throwing him out the window--
Please this Keeps happening fjsjgdxj stop stealing my lines, asshole
#obey me night bringer spoilers#obey me nightbringer#obey me lucifer#obey me mephistopheles#thinking out loud#genuinely this situation would be so funny though#just 3 of the most annoying prideful bastards stuck in a box together#like all things considered Kuroo is at the bottom of that scale but they're still butting heads Severely at the smallest transgressions sfjs#tfw you have to be on your best behavior so you can convince Lucifer yo make a pact with you#but the fucker has literally Said Put Loud that he thinks he knows you better than you know yourself#and has been acting like it ever since#and that's like your biggest I'm Going To Fucking Kill You triggers--#sitting there in the dining car in the clothes he picked out for you in his color#immediately fantasizing about throwing him out of the damn train when he goes and orders for you without even letting you look at the menu--#motherfucker i am autistic my food sensitivities are Vast and Confusing you cannot just Do That I can't Trust Like That sgdhxlhx#like order for me absolutely the less i have to talk to strangers the better but LET ME PICK PLEASE GOD#hgkd anyways then Mephisto shows up and is more annoying than ever and now Kuroo and Lucifer have a common enemy to consider defenestrating-#I've just been thinking about it a lot it cracks me up
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keep seeing videos of people’s “what i ate at the state fair” & i’m judging them so hard SORRY but whyyyyy r u going 2 the state fair 4 an iced vanilla latte?? a burger?? plain french fries???? insane behavior if ur ordering chocolate covered strawberries as ur treat at a place that has deep fried lemonade & cinnamon roll lumpia u don’t deserve 2 be there & i hate u
#i literally looked up the menu of every single food vendor & made a comprehensive list of all the state fair foods i want to try#then shared it w my siblings so we can cross-reference & note which items we’ll share#this way we can try as many things as possible by splitting stuff#like is the state fair a joke 2 u people. the food is the entire fucking point
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Entitled customers are funny, imagine kicking up such a fuss with our managers that 2 mall security guards had to be called to come mediate all because you and your wife not only can't read but also can't see that our menu literally serves soft poached egg, not a boiled egg, in our Japanese rice bowls
Anyway read the menu properly y'all and ask questions if you're unsure, don't be a dick to hospitality workers especially over dumb shit
#this happened yesterday during boxing day#it was truly hilarious to me#this lady came to complain about our egg not being boiled fully#to which my managers were like 'yeah our menu only serves soft boiled it's shown and written very clearly on it'#but apparently this lady wasn't happy with that answer cause she left and then sent her husband back with the bowl to argue!!!!#and my managers were like nah we're gonna call security to mediate cause this guy legit just kept raising his voice#anyway in the time span of waiting for security to show up#this guy literally pulls his phone out to record a negative review of us which lmao alright#and then proceeds to tell customers looking at our menu to not order from us cause we've got bad food#they still ordered from us anyway with 1 customer saying to my coworker that they hoped he left soon cause he was making them uncomfortable#anyway security shows up and them + the guy + my managers talk for like 10+ minutes#with this guy apparently mentioning at one point that he wants us shut down#just to remind y'all if you're reading this that this is all over a soft boiled egg that is very clearly shown on the menu#and the whole thing ended with 1 of the security coming in to the shop to watch us remake the bowl without the egg#because apparently the guy was afraid we'd do something to his bowl#security looked done with this and apologised to us for this guy being so rude#also before anyone says anything both this guy and wife were fluent in English so it wasn't a matter of them not being able to read our men#and also again our bowls show a very obvious not hard boiled egg#anyway i hope they had an awful day afterwards for being such entitled dicks to us
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i feel like it's fellow rogues would just come to accept at some point that blamore is going to be eating around them at least 40-45% of the time around them, because his metabolism is literally just THAT hyperactive that it pretty much is always carrying snacks on his person. which is,, well, really not so good on one hand. but on the other hand, if blamore likes you, then you may just get free snacks from him... so yay for that??? idk LOL
#IT WAS PROBABLY NOTHING BUT IT FELT LIKE THE WORLD: musings.#MAN IS BOUND TO LIE ABOUT HIMSELF: headcanons.#alright but just imagining it explicitly telling one of the other rogues to meet them at a restaurant and them not being familiar with the-#fact that he eats a LOT + then just seeing him order like. Three things off of the menu all in one stretch because that is what it takes-#to get him through like half the day maybe and being shocked to see blamore literally just devour it all within a few minutes is sooo funny#to me ☠️ LMAO because all i can think about is them being so confused because... what the hell just happened JSJSJ like-#they could perhaps be trying to rationalize it by thinking that maybe blamore hasn't eaten in days or something but NOPE.#whenever they ask it about the last time he ate blamore just goes: 'this morning. why?' and gives them the blankest look like it has NO ide#why they're asking him this even though in reality he's just messing with them is... AHH it's funny bc blamore really is so bizarre-#sometimes 😂
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I hate the fucking AI voice answering bot thats used by EVERY company now. For my phone company I have to say "representative" three times until it will connect me. They'll try to guilt me like "oh im soo sowwy, please please giwve me another chance? (｡•́︿•̀｡)" No. I will cost your company time and money. I want to talk to a REAL person. I will not waste MY time training your fucking AI bot by jumping through menu after menu.
#wrenfea.exe#my health insurance is the worst with this#my old one would literally be like well looks like i cant help you. bye#if i didnt do the right combination of menu options
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so i'm writing an 8th year fic and h&d are taking a muggle studies class together in which they read one of shakespeare's plays, and i'm trying to write a final project (for which they are partners) but like. hogwarts academics don't seem all that uhhhhh rigorous to me (like we see the students complaining about having to write a foot of parchment which is essentially ONE PAGE HANDWRITTEN) and i'm a little worried that my assignment is too rigorous.
it involves a lot of like. thinking analytically and using your imagination wrt the motivations of people unlike yourself, and that's not rlly something they do much at hogwarts as far as i can see. BUT it is muggle studies, and like. they could definitely all use some practice at those skills, following the recent implosion of their society.
#i showed it to my spouse who is a hs teacher#'where are they getting the books for this research? are there wizarding books about macbeth?' no there are not#the professor chose macbeth bc it has these concepts that will be familiar to them like witchcraft and prophesy#but presented from a muggle perspective#and also bc shakespeare is foundational to english literature and culture and it's good to be familiar with his work#and also bc they don't have a lot of experience with art esp language arts which is so so so sad and this will broaden their world#and ALSO bc shakespeare wrote before the statute of secrecy was signed which hopefully sparks their imaginations#to what extent might shakespeare's work have been impacted by ambient magic? or rumors of magic?#and if they had like a regular english literature education#they could talk about like the role of outcasts in shakespeare's work and whether magical people fit into that role#but they do not so we have to be a bit more literal#for the students that are prepared to like dig into this stuff it could be a very engaging experience#but most of them will prob be a bit lazy with it right? and maybe just resent the assignment and not get much out of it#and like!!!!#this assignment is literally just an excuse to have H&D putting their heads together in the library#and bring their relationship/the fact that they've been warming up to each other and spending time together out into the open#in a plausible deniability sort of way#a friendship soft launch if you will#i get a little carried away about these details sometimes#like if i mention the characters getting sandwiches i will look up menus for places they could plausibly have gotten sandwiches in that are#to make sure the sandwiches i mention are reasonable sandwiches#i heard some dumb story about meghan markle freaking out about not being able to get avocado when she was in the uk#and i remembered a fic i had written where aziraphale and crowley eat egg and avocado sandwiches#and i felt ashamed#an implausible sandwich!!!!
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Recent game related things .. hrmm...
#I do like the inconsistency of the first map. that is actually something older but that I re-found and added to my Game Reference stuff#so that when characters reference where they're from I can be accurate. I like that the whole map is kind of shifted up that way. Where the#actual south part doesnt even count as the south since its Too Far and Scary lol. and if you say you're from 'the north' thats basically#like.. one single continent. Though some people do make distinctions like 'north midlands' or etc. still. I like the ways that common#language isn't always precisely accurate like that. and thinking about why a culture would classify things a certain way or etc. etc.#The inventory page is so funny to me because it's literally just the BASe like.. sample layout just to make sure it works properly with 0#actual design into it. just colored rectangles thrown together in MS paint. but what if I like... left it like that.. what if all the other#art in the game and UI is like stylized and fully matching BUT the inventory/journal/etc. screens I just left as plain colored blocks#with random misalignments and black spots and etc gjhbhjj... It looks unfinished in a Funny Contrast way to me.#the wordcounts are just like... my past few days of writing.. I am still not getting 2200 words a day done or whatever I needed. I'm lucky#if it's even half of that .... tee hee.. :3c I do also keep having appointments and other things going on but..grrr...#The full map of the area is probably not necessary but I thought it would be more realisitc if people were able to reference things. Like i#you have people all living in a city area probably at some point someone might mention a neighboring city or some landmark nearby#or etc. so I thought having at least the basic names of what's around for reference would be sensible. A side character mentioning#'oh yeah I don't live here full time I just travel from Marisene sometimes' or whatever makes it seem more like a Real#Fleshed Out Place than people just making vague references like 'the river' or 'i come from a city nearby' or 'i went to a place somewhere#around here' or 'the other city' or etc. lol.. Especially since global cities/global areas are weird as they operate almost like an#independent country within their walls. so it's like a micro country inside of another country usually. just plopped down in some agreed#upon plot of land that won't be too disruptive to the main country around it. That could get very complex depending on the cultural and#political backdrop of where they're placed (though obviously they try to choose the 'easiest' areas possible for it). Asen is a very mild#country without much history of conflict or anything so it's fine. But still interesting that Sifeh and the entire branched out global area#border three other districts of Asen. Which means like 3 times the local representitives you'l have to negotiate with for some major change#or anything. I think one of the 'random characters you can find around the world and have short discussions with just to make the area#feel more populated and real even though theyre not actual important npcs' is going to be a guy who actually serves on the council that#handles running the global areas and he's like.. some perpetually exhausted middle aged elf running around with a clipboard or whatever#ANYWAY...... hrgh... still trying to write when I can....#I WISH so badly that I had the scope for a simple character creation menu and all character interactions would allot for the background#of your player character. And also to have a simple day night cycle where places in the world you explore/people you talk to during the day#have new options or dialogue at night.. BUT alas... I already am so behind on everything as is lol.. aughhh... T o T#As the worlds number one Needless Detail And Complexity Enjoyer i must dilligently prevent myself from adding additional complexity
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lmao i kinda dropped that new title and dipped didn't i...?
where've i been? working, i'm afraid. however it should get better soonish, currently lookin for a new manager i can train up and step down. it was fine when i was in a writing slump for like, a year or so, but now im back in it i wanna balance my time a bit better <3
i won't have another day off for a while, and im slowly working on Ut Supra Sic Infra because im so excited for it, i made a banner and everything :(
#essa's shenanigans#im tired#like#beyond exhausted#i almost fell asleep at work today#spent over four hours looking at a screen#rewriting the menu#ordering wine becAUSE I NEVER ORDER ENOUGH#im 22yrs old and just a girl why am i bossman to people#i don'T KNOW WHERE THE TEQUILA ORDER IS AND I HAVE NO ROKU GIN#this is just a huge rant now#i need to stop sending people home early just cuz they wanna go home too#because this bullshit workload is enough already without having to dO THE ENTIRE BAR CLOSE AS WELL#i just want people to be happy at work :(#and it's almost Christmas#which is literal hell on earth for us#send help#im srs i actually won't survive
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I would like to add a fourth option: Actual shit on a plate. The entire restaurant smells like shit whenever anyone orders it and it's so pungent you can't enjoy your own food anymore. People are leaving. The idea that the person who cooked your food also feels comfortable shitting on someone's plate and serving it to them makes you feel ill. Do they even wash their hands? Do they also eat their own shit? You can't imagine putting another bite of your own food in your mouth. There's nothing wrong with your food per se, but knowing what you now know about the cook, the thought of eating anything else they've had their hands in kind of makes you want to vomit. It's harmful for the person eating it, incredibly unpleasant for everyone else around them, and you now don't see the cook the same way. Not only is this one meal unenjoyable, but every other meal you have from that cook l will also be unenjoyable with that visual in your head while you're trying to eat. Someone couldn't pay you to eat here again, even if whatever you ordered was really good. You won't encourage anyone to eat here, actually quite the opposite. Isn't this a huge health and safety hazard? People deserve know the person making their food will also serve shit on a plate if you read the super tiny text on the bottom of the menu (almost like they're trying to hide it), and they'll make it right next to whatever you ordered.
1. Skill issue
2. Have you ever heard of paragraph breaks? Hit me with the wall of text and expected me to read it all. I skimmed it at best LMAO
3. The thing that makes me laugh about this is that you literally mention the correct solution in your analogy but then immediately go on to continue to be an asshole about it
"People are leaving" YES! GOOD! If you don't like what someone makes, FUCKING LEAVE! But then you had to go on and on and on about "the cook is a bad person :( I can't believe they would shit on someone else's plate when I don't like it :( :( :( I can't believe they betrayed my trust by doing something I don't like for someone else who LITERALLY ASKED FOR IT :( :( :( :(" like... come the fuck on now
#asks#yap yap yap yap yap#go away#I fundamentally disagree with your dumbass addition#because like... not only are you using shit as a ''everyone dislikes it'' which isn't a thing. there is nothing that EVERYONE dislikes#(INCLUDING literal shit. scat kinks exist dumbass)#but you're also just??? overreacting anyways?????#the fact you're here like ''WAHHHHH THEY SHIT ON A PLATE AND EAT IT EWWWWWWWW'' is like... man grow up LMAO#you aren't involved actually. no matter how much you are trying to push that you're involved YOU AREN'T#it's on the menu and if you don't like that then l e a v e#you don't need to go on a tirade about how ''I DIDN'T KNOW AND I FEEL BETRAYED AND I CAN'T LOOK AT THEM THEM THE SAME!!!'' like-#nobody fucking c a r e s#don't go to the ''ramen and shit restaurant'' if you don't like that they serve shit#idk what to tell you
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i am BEGGING restaurants to stop putting cheese and garlic on LITERALLY EVERYTHING EVER
#LITERALLY TWO OF MY WORST FOODS AS AN AUTISTIC PERSON#sob sob#i'm going out for lunch with my family tomorrow#and we're going to this place that my sister suggested#and she's like ''oh yeah the food there is so good''#and the menu is. literally THE most unfriendly to my flavour of 'tism#one time my sister took me to a restaurant on a whim and i was happy to go because i trusted her#but i looked at the menu (after sitting down) and nearly had a panic attack#and no i can't ask for anything to get removed because whenever i do it's like a 50/50 for if it actually gets removed#and then i feel like an asshole asking for them to fix it#because i don't want them to think that i'm just an annoying picky eater#bc i've already asked once#for example this place does a chili but they put cheese on it (there is no menu variant without cheese)#but like previously mentioned cheese is no bueno para mi#like i can sometimes have it but only in very specific circumstances#and cheese on top of chili is NOT it#i love chili though#but if it arrives with cheese then i can't just scoop it off. it's already been Contaminated#one time i ordered fish and chips with garden peas and they gave me mushy peas instead and i can't eat that#so i sent it back and they came back a few seconds later with the majority of the mushy peas scraped off#but it still had the residue all over the fish and the chips#and i can't eat that!!!!!#and then because it was a pub and not a restaurant i had to stand awkwardly at the bar trying to get someone's attention#it was awful#anyway i should make a vent tag#shapes.vent
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what would THEE chick hicks order thru mccdonalds ?
me < hasn't been to a mcdonalds for 5 or more years
my guy would order two mcribs and a large chocolate milkshake. except they always get his order wrong and unfortunately he would be the type to yell at the cashier 😭 but epic win! he gets a 2 for $3 coupon!
#they left out the pickles... leave em on theyre green like him#literally cried a little bit at this ask#looking up mcdonalds menus and the experience of personally analyzing what I think a green car would buy is absolutely unparalleled#⚡︎ [OOC]#⚡︎ [INBOX]#⚡︎ [HEADCANONS]
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got almost all the functionality for my site done, btw :3c figuring out i could add more than one line of show & hide to my scripts??? game changer!!!!!!!!!
#i also fixed the issue of the start menu links not opening <3 it’s bc i was specifying to it to stay open on hover so! clicking a link made#it close :o so i think now i need to figure it out how to swap between the min & restore buttons and that’s the last bit of script???#i think so at least….and i need to fine tune other aspects but it’s good it’s fine#OH and obvi the colour schemes but thats the last thing i need to do bc i need to make sure all the elements are where they should be and#look the way they need to before i colour things. just so i have everything ready yknow#anything else??? CURSORS……that’s easy tho like literally So Easy and also. the icons for the side bar 😑 it’s fine tho…im getting there#🎆.txt
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🧵Oh. Um. Er. We didn't realize Vanitas had nothing to do with time travel in KH3. We just assumed he gained more power from monster's inc world, not that he was *literally recreated* there.
Uh.............................. *cough*, let's just ignore that lil tidbit and-wuh. Wait a minute he was time traveling in Dream Drop Distance right???
Ugh, KHIII!!!!! *shakes our fist at it* always complicating our fic writing!!
#chirps#kingdom hearts#vanitas#we're just going to ignore that bit because honestly it doesn't really *accomplish anything* if he's recreated?#He goes out like everyone else#so. nyeah.#he literally lied about it#WAIT THAT'S ACTUALLY IN CHARACTER AND FUNNY FOR VANITAS#HE"S A BITCH#HE JUST LIED. LIKE AN ASSHOLE.#LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
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i'm blocked from accessing dunkin donuts dot com ?? HELLO??? 😭
#i'm on a private wifi even like what#what#i literally just want to look at the menu for a book i don't even need to buy something or anything please#trinket reflects
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