#literally help

[high-ct5555]

bring this back bc I was once again tagged???

WHY ARE WE SHIPPING CLONES?! THIS IS SOMETHING THAT IS INHERENTLY DISGUSTING AND HONESTLY JUST NOT OKAY IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCES AT ALL. FULL STOP. PERIOD. END OF DISCUSSION.

yes I've blocked the tags, I've blocked creators, I've done it all because this is a curated experience however creators are not tagging their works, things I do not want which are clearly stated in my intro post are being sent to me, and it's fully and utterly ridiculous that I am even having to talk about this because it's disgusting.

[skyguyswife]

chat should we microwave him???

[wayfayrr]

Currently thinking about how hyrule never seems to advance technologically in any way that lasts for any time (sheika and zonai die, sky's stuff is gone) as long as there is a hero chosen by the goddesses who uses the mastersword

HOWEVER

WIND.

IN WINDS ERA - THE ADULT TIMELINE - AS SOON AS HE'S LEFT FI AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND NEW HYRULE IS FOUNDED THEY GO THROUGH AN INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION????

THEY GET TRAINS??????

HEY HI WHAT'S UP WITH THAT

[hotcocoamug]

Ace is the captain of the spade pirates. The Ace of spades represents death. Who’s got death in their name and literally tattooed the word on both their hands? Law. Law is also the captain of the heart pirates? Another callback to playing cards? The ace of hearts represents love. Ace didn’t think or realize that he deserved love throughout all of his life, yet he’s loved by all of the people he’s made an impact on. Death and Love. Love and Death. THINK ABOUT IT

[buckgettingstruck]

Tim minear really said wait theres no buddie in this episode (8x03). Quick ryan and oliver look at each other for a shot in the last moment of the ep so I can keep my buddie in every episode streak. And now abc is using those few seconds to promote the episode. Life is so beautiful

i saw people saying we were mad there wasnt buddie and now the social team is doing this. ok

[gasolinehornet]

Literally got rosekiller in my blood stream, injected it with an autism syringe

[roseyjean]

*me @ almost 11 pm, laying on my couch, eating baking chocolate chips and watching genshin cosplay comp:*

Wait, can the half-animal genshin characters eat chocolate?

[spankmespence]

miles teller the man that you are

[vxsellie]

*wipes sweat from brow*

phew. finally finished updating my masterlist

[rainbowcolored7]

Please tell me why I dreamt that I was dating Jeff and ratting on him to his family about how he never rests and then wake up to those images with that caption??? Sir???

[blueishyellowish]

you know your down bad when it comes to looking for fanfic on livejournal

[c4yp71d]

The newest s&co episode is really testing how far I can go with John being weird and talking to everyone he meets

[ibenology]

Me, walking out of the cinema after watching Renfield: Surely I can’t develop a hyperfixation on Dracula? I haven’t even read the book and I doubt I’ll be able to. No, I won’t let it happen, there is no way.

Dracula Daily: so about that.

[fuckvictorvale]

how am I supposed to go to work when I have victor vale on the brain 24/7

[feverfcking]

im pretty close with my boss and we fuck around a lot and I picked something up off the floor and she said “good boy” to fuck with me but Jesus Christ I almost fucking combusted I had to walk away

[out-of-users]

Bitches, I’m back. And with me, I brought…

KNY Hashira God AU!

Chapter 3: Brutal training, and big boulders

When Tanjiro agreed to train under Urokodaki, he was not expecting this.

Training to worship correctly was the easy part, but training to fight? Oh hell no. He’d be forced to do 100 pushups, but if one was faulty, he’d be doing 200 more.

The only reason he was hanging on was for his sister, still dead asleep.

So that’s how he ended up in this situation, one of Urokodaki’s swords in his hand, slashing at a training dummy. He was on his 50th, when he slashed wrong.

“Do 100 more,” Rang Urokodaki’s voice, clear and gruff. “And don’t stop.”

The red-haired boy could only let out a small hum of agreement, already focused on completing the task.

Days turned into weeks, into months, and then, a year had passed.

He’d been up and down mountains, through waterfalls, done so many new forms of exercise to the point he couldn’t breathe for a few minutes, and learned an entire breathing style, along with total concentration breathing, so of course he thought he was ready for the famously known to all aspiring shrine keepers, final selection.

So one day, after they finished training, he asked the fated question.

“Urokodaki-San, am I ready?” He inquired, ready for any answer. But instead of a yes of a no, he got an unclear answer.

“Meet me at sunrise, in the start of the woods.” He replied. And that was the end of that discussion, until the next morning.

Tanjiro had gotten up exactly at sunrise, gotten himself together, and went to the start of the woods, like he was asked to. He was met with Urokodaki already there, leading him to a clearing with a large boulder in the middle, a rope attached all around.

Urokodaki put a sword in his hand, and with a serious tone, he declared…

“I have nothing left to teach you. When you cut this boulder, you will be allowed to go into the final selection.” And then, he left.

Tanjiro wanted to say he was joking, but he clearly wasn’t.

Even after calling his name, the mentor didn’t return, and Tanjiro’s mind started to wrap around the point that he might never get to final selection. Cutting off heads of training dummies, and avoiding traps was one thing, but cutting a boulder in two?

Best just admit defeat, his sword was sure to snap. But he couldn’t. He was risking the safety of his sister, who hadn’t moved in ages, still a demon, and though they’d been taking care of her, still nothing happened.

So if doing this would bring him closer to the cure, closer to getting the Nezuko back he missed dearly, so be it.

CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! That was the most prominent sound in the small clearing as Tanjiro’s sword kept hitting pure stone, and doing nothing, to his despair.

He tried for days, weeks even, slashing it with his sword, even headbutting it, but each day to no avail. He was about to lose all hope, when a snap of a twig alerted him. He looked around, but saw nobody, until-

“Look at yourself, that’s not manly at all. Get up, now.” The voice came from on top of the rock, and for a minute, he thought he was just dreaming.

Standing on said rock were two kitsune, each with their own masks. By the looks of it, the one who spoke was the taller one with a mask, a peach colored scar on one of the cheeks, introducing himself as Sabito, the other, shorter one had a blue and yellow flower on it, introducing herself as Makomo.

Usually, Tanjiro would have been in awe, I mean if there were two kitsune in front of you, it would be an impressive shock, yes? But something was off.

They weren’t here for a casual chat, were they?

“You’re training to fight and slay demons, to protect the gods and Mankind?” Sabito asked, almost intimidatingly.

Tanjiro had heard this speech multiple times, and though he was doing this to save his sister, this reason was also a fair one.

“Yes.” His reply was almost instant.

“Then why in the world are you sitting here, moping around? That’s not manly at all, much less a good idea.” His stern words left the clearing silent. “Now, try to cut that boulder again.”

“But I’ve been trying! It doesn’t work!” Tanjiro looked at Sabito like he had two heads, and was speaking a different language, after he told him to try again. Had he not seen Tanjiro try for ages now?

“If I cut mine, you can cut yours. But seeming as you can’t, fight me right here, right now.” He pulled out a wooden sword, and got into the same position as Tanjiro was.

“But..I’ll hurt you!” Tanjiro almost shouted. “I’m using metal, you’re using only a wood sword!”

“No, you won’t.” And that was the last thing Sabito said, before he launched himself at Tanjiro.

A/N: HHHHHOLY SHIT THIS IS LONG OVERDUE! As I like to say, my need for motivation is chronic, but this chapter is iconic. I really enjoy writing this, one of the big reasons was Sabito, (he’s one of my favorite characters lmao), and now y’all have a little badly written cliffhanger to eat up- Take care my guys, gals, and non-binary pals!

-Roman