#literally a cultural reset

[mcondance]

it’s been 36 years since michael showed these niggas how to really do a follow-up album! happy 36th birthday to the first album to ever spawn 5 consecutive number 1 singles, the 4th best selling album of all time, and the album that holds the record for 7 million copies sold within the first week. happy 36th birthday to the album that was quite literally a cultural reset. happy 36th birthday to possibly the most anticipated album of all time. happy 36th birthday bad <3

[ssongsboo]

my mind immediately went to this masterpiece when he posted these today ksks

i might be tired and tipsy but likeee,,,

...centaur!jay...

your family sent you to his cave to basically tame you bc youre behaving like a rebellious delinquent. youre p inexperienced and jay takes advantage of that telling you that its all part of the learning process... breeding you until his cum practically comes out of your eyes instead of actual tears __ keeping you to himself for eternity and telling your parents you ran away when they come to bring you back home

~🫧 (i might be back in my greek mythology phase who knows who knows)

pairings: park jongseong x f! reader

warnings: monsterfucking + noncon + size kink + womb fucking + creampies + gaping + pregnancy + breeding

💌: my darling 🫧 nonie i adore u n im so sorry it took forever to get this out 😓 i heart u

centaur! jay is fucking massive. when ur sent to his cave you cant help but notice how big he is, including his cock. he can see you eyeing his length but doesnt say anything yet, bides his time til ur practically begging to get fucked.

he knows the only reason ur acting out n misbehaving is because you've never had some dick to put you in ur place and he's more than happy to do it, dreams about splitting your tiny little pussy open and fucking you full of his thick semen til you're pregnant.

"fuck off, jay." you spit, clenching your jaw. "this little intimidation tactic isn't gonna work, 'm not your bitch." his patience is wearing thin, snorting angrily as he stalks towards you, hooves clacking against the stone ground beneath him. "the fuck did you jus' say to me?" his eyes are dark, anger evident on his face as he stares you down.

you refuse to back away, adrenaline coursing through your veins as you continue to argue with the huge creature, knowing good and well how easy it'd be for him to break you. "said 'm not your fucking bitch, so don't treat me like it."

you barely have time to react before jay's large hands are forcing you to present for him, the flimsy rag he gave you as a skirt doing nothing to cover your holes and he mounts you immediately, large frame almost crushing you as he aligns his fat cock with your virgin cunt.

he pushes the tip inside and it has you screaming, trying to pull away from him only to scrape your knees in the process, the stretch unbearable, hoarse screams ripped from your chest as he continues to push in, inch after inch of his dick violating your insides.

when the centaur bottoms out you can feel his cockhead pressing on your cervix, making you cry and sniffle from the pressure. "i didn't wanna do this," grunts jay, voice strained because the tight walls of your cunt are overwhelming. "wanted to take my time with you nd prep this little hole but since you wanna be a fucking brat i hafta be mean." he’s talking to himself, ignoring you in favor of carrying out his mission to fuck you into submission n make you beg for his cum.

he begins to thrust harshly, his dick quite literally rearranging your insides making you keen and push back on his length, meeting his thrusts halfway. the action causing your vision to blur, tears gathering at the corners of your eyes as wet beads cling to your lashes.

"look at you," he coos softly, completely stopping his thrusts to make you fuck yourself on him, mewling when his cock pierces your womb. "such a good girl, takin' my fat cock. how's it feel, slut?"

"feels so good." you whimper, easing your body into a steady rhythm on his length, womb stuffed to the brim because of jay. "you're big"

your movements become sloppily and uncoordinated as you chase your climax, squealing every time his fat cock pushed against the back of your cunt, inner walls keeping a vice grip on his length. you’re completely lost in the waves of pleasure, too cockdrunk to do anything but go limp on the centaur’s dick, taking everything he has to give.

“fuck, ‘m gonna — ah — cum.” his hips stutter due to your cunt swallowing him up, refusing to let him pull out. “yeahyeahyeah, fuck, finish inside, sir.” you plead, “fuck me full, please, need to feel your cum knock me up,” jay was huffing now, his tail swishing behind him, the coarse hairs whipping your skin causing shocks of pain.

creamy spurts of his thick seed painted your walls white while you moaned dumbly, your eyes crossing as he filled you to the brim, the insane amount of cum spilling out of you into a puddle on the floor. his load gushed from your hole, dribbling down his cock as his chest heaved.

the feeling made your cunt clench around him, trying desperately to milk him for even more of his semen.

his dick was forced from your cunt, your tightness making it impossible for him to continue fucking his load into you. jay was exhausted but you’re insatiable, parting your legs even further before using both hands to spread your hole, showing him that he left your pussy gaping, globs of cum buried deep inside of you.

[ef-1]

new enchanté!

Inspired by Tinashe's👇 viral merch:

[sinimake]

"What would you first buy if you had 1B dollars right now?" Oh, im just googling Netherrealm Studio's net worth and about to make Ed Boon my bitch.

[girlstressed]

alexa play casual by chapell roan

[mazojo]

I still think television peaked during the umbrella academy I think we’re alone now scene

[cows-wearing-my-sweater]

i like it when you sleep, for you are so beautiful -- yet so unaware of it i like it when you sleep, for i can go outside amongst the due and feel at last and one with you i like it when you sleep, for it is where the worries meet with all desires complex and small that materialise upon your wall. i like it when you sleep, for smoking is great and i do alot more without you awake i like it when you sleep, for the things missed too and to know i'm alive longer than you i like it when you sleep, for the infinite sadness of London and loss and the fold out mattress i like it when you sleep, for the reasons i can't so i jealously squirm and count moles on your arm i like it when you sleep, forgive me my dear for all the cocaine has imprisoned me here i like it when you sleep, for i'm guilty of work and match of the day and the girls that twerk i like it when you sleep, for my return after weeks is an incomplete feeling when you are not dreaming i like it when you sleep, for during the day your breath lacks character i like it when you sleep, for i swear i'll protect her from the wheedling, redolent, saccharine nectar i like it when you sleep, for there are cracks in my ceiling that i know like the back of my heart -- and to learn of your body in half of that manner was something desired from the start i like it when you sleep, for you are so beautiful -- yet so unaware of it

-matty healy

[scarletttbitch]

screenshots from yugioh abridged that I think about every day

[4townglazer]

does it ever drive you crazy

how fast the night changes?

[bunnykaye]

🎂🎉 Happy 35th Birthday, Iain De Caestecker! (December 29, 1987) 🎂🎉

[qcomicsy]

Y'all say Tim Drake has no cultural impact but if wasn't for him Robins would still be walking around without pants

[poppurini]

i feel like they do lilia so wrong in the cards 😭🙏 he looks better in sr then ssrs a lot kf the time imo 🥲

imo he looks pretty good in most of them!! the only ones i really dislike are his dorm ssr groovy (literally cursed) and ghost marriage sr groovy he looked like a five year old 🫠

[whitestopper]

No, I’m obsessed with him

[rxng]

"I don't quite see why it's not proper to see a therapist dressed as such."

He says, having shimmied into a black corset. There's a riding crop in hand, freshly shined.

One of his more specific clients is coming in today.

[goldenpinof]

Miley and Selena are crashing VMAs this year?

[michaels-reality]

Y'all i'm so upset about how Sasuke isn't sweeping that blorbo vote oh my god he's literally not even compareable to catra that cat can go drown.