#lime;

[sadistsenpaiandco]

follow THIS HACK to get the BEST HOT DOGS FROM A 5-STAR CHEF

man he really likes those sausages huh. guess he's okay with the eternal servitude thing.

hope the chef can keep up with his appetite.

edit: follow up here

[unicronnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom]

Anyway.

Everyone, say hi to Fanfiction Unicron.

He takes inspiration from the weird parts of Ao3.

In particular, Hornicron; a series of shorts taking place on a Fuck Planet and involving a weird amount of alternates and far, far too many pregnarties.

He'll still eat you alive but rest assured, it'll feel amazing.

[rxng]

"If you'd like to, you can have me."

"It would be an honor to make you feel better."

[blue-orb]

"Fun fact!'

"Don't, y'know, Bullet Seed your kinky bits."

[fattylime]

a study i did because i realized idk how to draw environments at all LMAO

a few people have asked, so this is a now a print <3

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

call his pussy british the way that I’m innit

[botherbug]

mantis mouthparts source

[peevishpants]

fuck it... bird sneaks

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[pancakeke]

only $1400 to scare the shit out of yourself every single night of your life

disabling reblogs cause everyone keeps making the same joke in the tags so i can't see when my friends are talking to me :( feel free to repost tho

[faggotfungus]

Honcho Magazine | February 1992

[sadistsenpaiandco]

follow up to this nonsense (🔞)

[unicronnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom]

@oneshallfall replied...

You just don't want me to organize the planetwide orgy party but you will fail.

( YOU WON'T SUCCEED IN ORGANIZING MUCH. )

( THE PRIME, YES. HE COULD. DREADFULLY EASY TO FOLLOW, THAT ONE. YOU'RE TOO SELF-ABSORBED TO GET MORE THAN FOUR SAPIENTS AND A SHIP OF DRONES TO ADHERE TO YOUR LAWS. )

[rxng]

We're going with Conventional Human Bits here because I'm not allowed to homebrew genitali.a and bodily processes anymore.

[blue-orb]

🦀

(( also if you follow while not liking the stuff noted in triggers

That's on you.

because archie does fuck fish people and he will not stop.

[vintagehomecollection]

In an Irish House, 1988