#lime;

[unicronnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom]

uh

[sadistsenpaiandco]

follow THIS HACK to get the BEST HOT DOGS FROM A 5-STAR CHEF

man he really likes those sausages huh. guess he's okay with the eternal servitude thing.

hope the chef can keep up with his appetite.

edit: follow up here

[rxng]

"If you'd like to, you can have me."

"It would be an honor to make you feel better."

[blue-orb]

"Fun fact!'

"Don't, y'know, Bullet Seed your kinky bits."

[fattylime]

a study i did because i realized idk how to draw environments at all LMAO

a few people have asked, so this is a now a print <3

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

call his pussy british the way that I’m innit

[botherbug]

mantis mouthparts source

[shotmrmiller]

doing everything within your power to not get into any more hand to hand practice with simon because he's very very rough with you during them. he doesn't care that he could easily snap you in half like a pencil, "ya oughta learn 'ow to take a man my size down f'good. always be prepared for the worst."

it's terrible. if it wasn't for the fact that you always see johnny limp away after his sparring session while shooting you a grin with pink teeth, you'd think simon has it out for you in particular.

except he doesn't. (or doesn't he?) all those finger shaped bruises on your flesh are all purely for his own benefit. seeing the mottled skin on your neck from where he held on a little too tight, your arms from where he pinned you in place at his utter mercy, the blotches on your legs, where his fingers dug into your inner thighs-

his eyes cross at the thought of eventually being able to leave those same bruises in the exact same spots but with his mouth instead. saliva pools in his mouth when he's got your face pressed firm into the mat, neck bared, a blank canvas for his lips, his teeth.

simon wonders if you'd be ticklish if he were to suckle an ugly bruise right over your racing pulse.

(starved to have you come in his mouth, his tongue flat on your pebbled clit, pulsating, as if it's got a heartbeat of its own.)

for now he watches you receive sympathy pats on your back as it's your turn again, swallowing thickly when he spots fresh bruises on your calves, close to your ankles.

art requires a certain cruelty.

[peevishpants]

fuck it... bird sneaks

[limesquares]

replaying some SoulSilver

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[unicronnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom]

Anyway.

Everyone, say hi to Fanfiction Unicron.

He takes inspiration from the weird parts of Ao3.

In particular, Hornicron; a series of shorts taking place on a Fuck Planet and involving a weird amount of alternates and far, far too many pregnarties.

He'll still eat you alive but rest assured, it'll feel amazing.

[sadistsenpaiandco]

follow up to this nonsense (🔞)

[rxng]

We're going with Conventional Human Bits here because I'm not allowed to homebrew genitali.a and bodily processes anymore.

[blue-orb]

🦀

(( also if you follow while not liking the stuff noted in triggers

That's on you.

because archie does fuck fish people and he will not stop.

[pancakeke]

only $1400 to scare the shit out of yourself every single night of your life

disabling reblogs cause everyone keeps making the same joke in the tags so i can't see when my friends are talking to me :( feel free to repost tho