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( DOES ANYONE ELSE SMELL ROAST BEEF)

It's actively on fire.

It does not seem to be aware of this.

It does, in fact, smell kinda like roast beef.

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( ANYONE WHO RUNS ABOUT PROFITING OFF THE CONCEPT OF SEEING THE DEAD MUST HAVE FEWER FEELINGS THAN THIS ONE. )

( HAVE YOU SEEN DEAD PEOPLE )

( THEY'RE FUCKING DISGUSTING. )

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( I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS SO-CALLED SCIENCE. )

( AND FRANKLY, THE MAGICAL EQUIVALENT ISN'T MUCH BETTER. )

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psychoanalyze the unmaker

you resemble...

pavlov's classical conditioning

you have probably had to make peace with a lot of things you didn't wanna make peace with so now you just roll with life. you are probably submissive and breedable. it is okay though, all of us have been conditioned to accept things we'd rather we didn't.

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Marriage is a bit of a complicated concept for something that blisters when affection is doled out near it.

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@autobotmedic replied...

"Someone should check their facts before making assumptions. 'Giving up pursuit' is a very strange way of wording 'being married.'"

( AH. SO THE PREY WAS CAUGHT. YOUR MEAL WAS HARD EARNED. FEAST, FOR PREY CHASED OVER LONG YEARS TASTES ALL THE SWEETER. )

Maybe that's a better view on marriage than 'whoever is larger uses the smaller as a weapon.'

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@almost-nearly-perfect replied...

is it nice dirt??

( I WOULDN'T MAKE A CAKE WITH IT BUT IT'D BE FINE FOR SEEDING. PLENTY OF DECOMPOSING MATTER AND ALL THAT. )

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yes hello I am emotionally attached to yet another pile of holy rocks

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( I AM FULL OF DIRT )

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Looks like your entertainment is over Unicron: I think Optimus Prime has given up on pursuing that Ratchet that you've gotten cozy with. How ever shall you entertain yourself now?

( TORMENT RARELY ENDS SO EASILY. )

( MORTALS, AND DEMIMORTALS, DO TEND TO CIRCLE AROUND NEEDLESSLY. )

( MUCH LIKE AN ORBIT, REALLY. OR WATER DOWN A DRAIN. ALL ENDS THE SAME. )

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( UNICRON IS NOT A HOUSE )

( IT IS A PLACE WHERE A HOUSE SHOULD NOT GO BECAUSE THE DIRT IS TOO DRY TO BUILD A PROPER STREAM FOR TADPOLES )

( DO NOT BUILD HERE. YOU WILL DRY OUT. )

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( MAYBE IF SOMEONE STOPPED PRETENDING HE LIVED IN A HOUSE RATHER THAN BEING THE HOUSE ITSELF, HE WOULDN'T BE DEALING WITH CHILDREN HE BARELY UNDERSTANDS. )

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( DEITIES KNOW WHAT IS BEST FOR THEIR DOMAIN. )

( MORTAL, OR SEMI-MORTAL, LIVES SO RARELY FIT IN THOSE CONSTRAINTS. )

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( PULE CHEESE )

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( INTRUSIVE )

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( HARASSIVE )

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@tacticturn replied...

Star picks it up, shakes it and tosses it so it rolls, dispensing a treat as it does.

Oh.

... oh.

One treat is gobbled up before it swats the ball again, watching another little crunchy thing pop out.

Ooooh. It gets it now.

Time to throw this thing everywhere until all the snacks are gone.