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A big, stupid hand lifts to trace the lantern, circling endlessly.

( spare optic for tennis. )

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but. dennis baLL. round.

“Yeah it is round, but it lights up.” And he proceeds to... light his forehelm lantern up. “See?”

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only drunk around biological family.

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oh god that was supposed to be anon

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Ha ha.

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@fromtheashesofhate replied...

*inches closer*

( AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -- )

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( come here. i have something very important to tell you. )

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Don't get in a closet with Unicron.

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( NOT ESPECIALLY. FOR ALL UNICRON KNOWS, SLUMBERING AS IT WAS, SOME OTHER SPECIES SEEDED ITS SURFACE. THERE'S PLENTY OF GENESIS-OBSESSED IDIOTS ABOUT THE GALAXY. )

( QUINTESSONS GET THEIR GRUBBY TENDRILS INTO EVERYTHING, AFTER ALL. )

@alacrityabound replied...

Santa was a creation of YOUR creations so I mean........

( UNICRON IS AN EVOLUTIONARY SPIRIT, NOT A CREATIONIST ONE. )

( DO NOT INTERPRET ITS BIOSPHERE AS ONE MADE WITH ANY WILL. )

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( UNICRON HAS ITS OWN SNACKS, ONES OF HIGHER QUALITY THAN THIS ONE COULD MANAGE WITH HER CLUMSY HANDS )

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UNICRON HAS MORE MASS THAN YOU.

OF COURSE YOU DO, SWEETIE. DO YOU WANT SOME OF THESE SNACKIES, DARLING. YOU LOOK THIN

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@alacrityabound replied...

Santa was a creation of YOUR creations so I mean........

( UNICRON IS AN EVOLUTIONARY SPIRIT, NOT A CREATIONIST ONE. )

( DO NOT INTERPRET ITS BIOSPHERE AS ONE MADE WITH ANY WILL. )

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( UGH. )

( CHILD-FRIENDLY FOLK SPIRITS ARE THE WORST. )

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Also, obviously

Rodimus is most hated.

By a long measure.

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There's, uh, not a whole lot of people between how much it hates Optimus and how much it likes Starscream.

Least hated and most liked. There's more people on the hated side of the spectrum, but only a few on the liked.

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In fact, it might like Cyclonus more than most mortals.

In that it remembers their name consistently and would be more willing to delegate tasks to them.

Like an employee that won't set the building on fire. That sort of thing.

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@servusendura replied...

“You show distress over this. Why?”

( BECAUSE UNICRON REFUSES TO GO A DAY WITHOUT HASSLING SOMEONE AND THE PRIME IS USUALLY ITS FIRST PICK )

( YOUR HASSLING IS A BYPRODUCT OF THAT. REST ASSURED, UNICRON DISLIKES YOU LESS THAN IT DOES THE PRIME. )

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( OH, SURE, WHEN HE TOUCHES YOUR SOUL, IT'S AN HONOR AND PROOF OF AFFECTION )

( BUT WHEN UNICRON DOES IT-- )

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( STOP LEAVING BITS OF UNICRON ON YOUR WRETCHED HOMEWORLD )