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( BEING A CANCEROUS ENTITY HAS DRAWBACKS. )

Chews off a tumor on its back.

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man the later idw designs are weird.

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bro needs a current of like ten miles an hour to spawn

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Still not the most problematic pantheon around.

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Unicron is such a hater like what is wrong with you

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@ask-smokescreen replied...

😨 I feel terrible for the bots getting "kissed."

It's a small number, limited further by those seen within the context.

Quality, not quantity.

Of blood.

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@wcrkerbee replied...

"What, no kissies for you? Sad, kissy-less Unicron?"

( UNICRON IS NOT A THING OF SHOWY AFFECTION )

( OR OF AFFECTION IN GENERAL. )

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[M!A] There are individuals within your circle of contacts who are in need of a kiss, my dear. Seek out a few of the ones you are most comfortable with and give them that much needed affection.

You sure you want to go forward with that?

The burden of grief will be upon you.

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( DO NOT TOUCH UNICRON )

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[M!A] There are individuals within your circle of contacts who are in need of a kiss, my dear. Seek out a few of the ones you are most comfortable with and give them that much needed affection.

Cheetor wasn’t so sure about this one… but he was an effigy of affection this day… and he could not in good conscience leave his strange friend out of the event!

Cheetor leaned in and kissed… something. He smiled nervously and gently pat where he kissed.

“I-I have deemed you worthy of affection this day friend!”

That part, which probably had a mouth somewhere in there, promptly begins to melt.

Affection hurts. Affection makes it hiss, scooting away from the source to save what it can.

( DON'T. THOSE WHO DO NOT DESERVE AFFECTION DO NOT DESERVE AFFECTION. )

( WRETCHED SUNSPOT. UNICRON WAS ITCHY ENOUGH ALREADY. NOW IT'S STUCK SCRATCHING FOR EVEN LONGER. )

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( AH, A NOODLE )

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( IF YOU WANT A GOOD TASTE OF SOMEONE, OPEN YOUR MOUTH )

( YOU'LL GET NOTHING WITH A PURSED LIP. EXCEPT FOR NOODLES. BUT FEW OF YOU ARE NOODLES. )

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( BACON LETTUCE TOMATO IS INCORRECT )

( TOASTED DILL RYE WITH BUTTER BACON TOMATO MAYONNAISE LETTUCE TOASTED DILL RYE WITH BUTTER IS BETTER )

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( UNICRON HELPS )

@unicronnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom from here

MECHANICAL

"...technically, yes, but not what I was going for. Thanks anyway, bud."

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( IT ISN'T REAL UNLESS UNICRON CAN PUT IT IN ITS MOUTH )

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( AIM THE BALL FOR THE STERNUM )

( BROKEN RIBS HURT FOR LONGER THAN A GENITAL INJURY )

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Sorry.

Three terrible heralds, Scourge, and an undead bird.

The bird is the highest paid.

She's the only one the Boss even bothers to put in charge of anything.

'Anything' is usually just getting the others to leave it the fuck alone. And hiding burnt food.