#lisa simpson quotes

[raphael-angele]

If Hades raised Nico and Bianca Part 29

Bianca, coming home a mess: Hi.

Persephone: *gasps* What happened?!?!

Bianca: I got in a fight

Hades: Did you win?

Persephone: Hades! *to Bianca* what happened?!?!

Bianca: He said that I was a baby and that I was too small to be a hunter

Persephone: Who did you fight?!

Zagreus, coming in, clearly beaten up: T'sup?

Hades: *impressed*

Persephone: *gasp* You got in a fight with your brother?!

Bianca: I won a fight with my brother!

Zagreus: Liar!

Bianca: You want a rematch?!?!?!

Zagreus, hiding behind Persephone: Stop her, mom.

[stuffydollband]

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[incorrect-anything-quotes]

Homer: Fine. I admit it, I still can't swim! I never took those lessons at the community pool.

Marge: Homer, you promised!

Homer: They wanted to put me in the beginners class with the little kids! I can't be swimming around with a bunch of five year olds! They can be so cruel when they sense weakness.

Bart: That's why on the first day you have to beat up the biggest one in the yard.

Lisa: Bart, that's prison.

Bart: Only if you let it be.

[legitstudioghibliquotes]

Ponyo: Lisa, I want to be a monorail conductor.

Lisa: Ponyo, no.

Ponyo: It's my lifelong dream!

Lisa: Your lifelong dream was to run out on the field during a baseball game, and you did it last year, remember? (*points to a framed newspaper clipping with the headline "DUMB KID RUINS GAME"*)

Ponyo: Oh, yeah.

[guardianreadersofthegalaxy]

[during The Curse Of Peladon] Jo: Don't execute the Doctor, release him! King Peladon: I know, but what can I do as an individual?! Jo: You're the king, just give the order! Peladon: I wish I could make a difference but I'm just one man! Jo: [growls in frustration] Peladon: I agree, but how! [from The Simpsons]

[irlsimpsons]

Li'l Lisa Slurry tumbler available on Etsy!

[lasting-through-the-feels]

"Beneath my goody two-shoes, lie some very dark socks"

-Lisa Simpson S19E14

[oliverfan72]

Lisa: What time is it? Bart: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out Bart: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune* Homer: WHO THE HELL IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING Bart: It’s 2 am

[nando161mando]

"If the individual has the right to govern himself, all external government is tyranny."

— Benjamin Tucker

[jellybeanium124]

Izzy: all the times I've lobbied to be treated like Blackbeard's first mate have blown up in my face

[quotent-potables]

Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

— Mr. Burns, The Simpsons, 8x21: "The Old Man and the Lisa"

[love-this-pic-dot-com]

I Plan To Sleep Anytime I Get A Day Off

[passionatelynumbb]

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

Bart: When have I ever done anything rash or irresponsible?

Lisa: I keep a list. It's alphabetized.

[girlwithlandscape]

I feel like I have aged from Lisa into Bart, which I’m pretty sure is the opposite of how it’s meant to go

[vodka-tristx]

Solía pensar que estaría bien.