#limbus company incorrect quotes

[surprised-spades]

Making Limbus text posts to procrastinate writing my fic

[correct-limbus-company]

Heathcliff: Listen, rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?

Gregor: Uh... Yes...?

[cluescorner]

Limbus Company as RTFD Quotes

Outis, one day out of literally nowhere: *Sigh* I miss my wife, Don Quixote. I miss her a lot.

Don: *Losing her shit*

Outis, going to go pine in silence: I’ll be back.

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Sinclair: Everything is ok!

Sinclair, walking into his home to find his family murdered because of something he did: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Kromer: Wait, I traumatized you as a child. That’s badass!

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Charon: I can’t believe I’m driving this bus I’m literally 5 years old. 

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Ahab: Hey Ishmael. It’s me again. I have a fun new ‘killing-the-whale idea.’ 

Ishmael: Hey there, devil. By the way, what’s your name? 

Ahab: I dunno I feel like that’s kinda self-explanatory. You know, from…literature. You ever been to a high-school english class? You ever read Moby Dick? I’m that one. So here, I want to you kill the whale because that’s my whole prerogative. 

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Canto 2: Welcome to the Casino, bitches. I wanna see slots baby, big numbers! Big numbers! If you live in Rodya’s old town, FUCK YOU!

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Dongrang on Mobile: They call me the glitch do you wanna know why they call me the motherfuckin glitch? Because I glitch their games out!

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Vergilius, constantly: Jesus Christ *insert every sinner here* what have you done?!

[slugpup2]

text post to commemorate one of my friends finally beating canto 6

[perpetual-pathos]

I've been editing some pictures from the serfs posting their Ls account into Don Quixote and behold the results:

[incorrectabnormalityquotes]

Erlking heathcliff: you're gonna kill yourself don't feel guilty kill yourself

Erlking heathcliff: rather then humiliate her killing yourself is the mercful thing to do

[nerialter]

Incorrect quotes I found on the Generator site thing

Gebura: What makes a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?

Gebura: A stab wound.

Netzach: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.

Angela: Intriguing. Give me some examples.

Malkuth: Wasps?

Tiphereth: Terriers?

Netzach : Tiphereth

Chesed, pouring himself more coffee: You can’t wake up if you never got to sleep

Netzach: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Malkuth: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Roland: Meet me in the HamHamPangPang’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Yesod: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Angela: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

Dante: Needless to say. Uh oh spaghettios

Chesed, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?

Philosophy floor assistant: Tea

Chesed: Wrong. It's coffee.

[ohmewhatsthis]

Dongbaek on Citter (City Twitter): Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I steal sandwich bags from HamHamPangPang. We exist. Dongrang: pings every possible official HamHamPangPang account Dongbaek: BRO???????

[cryptologicalmystic]

this crawled into my brain and refused to leave

dante: ‹hey man, what's wrong?›

gregor: the voice of the distortion fucked hermann...

dante: ‹aw, c'mon, you know better! the voice of the distortion doesn't have a body.›

gregor:

dante: ‹gregor? you're sweating really bad...›

carmen, behind a tree: your mom and i really have a lot in common! (⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠)

[whos-that-demon]

Emil Sinclair: I. FUCKING. HATE. THIS. TEAM

My teammates and manager make me dance with the maracas while they stand back and shout go white boy go

[ruinashitpost]

Dante: I’m going to hell.

Faust: yes.

Dante: I'll pick you up?

Faust: *nodding* Carpool.

[surprised-spades]

Gregor: Heathcliff, say aluminum again. It's the entire source of my serotonin during these trying times. Heathcliff: *sigh* Only for you, buddy. Alyoouminnieeum.

[incorrect-limbus-quotes]

Kromer: The only way to stop a bully...is to stand up to them. Kromer: Trust me. I've bullied a lot of people. Sinclair:

[mezzato]

Post Limbus Chapter 3

Dante: Gregor, Rodya and I decided we're going to have a child!

Sinclair: Oh um....congratulations?

Dante: *slams down adoption papers*

Dante: It's you, sign here

[slugpup2]

okay i might make this my thing for a bit until i make actual stuff

[aurora-veil]

Ryoshu: Damn girl are you a minecraft mod because I want to F.T.B. (fuck the bitch)

Ishmael, stunned: how long have you been thinking on that