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Heathcliff, ordering coffee: I’d like a light roast.

Ishmael: You're kinda ugly.

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Rodion: Go big or go home!

Sinclair: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home.

Rodion: I'm going big!

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R.B Gregor: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer.

R.B Ryoushuu: Why are we so fucking awesome?

R.B Gregor: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.

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Dante: So, Maursalt, do you have a crush on anyone?

Rosespanner Meursault: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.

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Dante: I’m going to hell.

Faust: yes.

Dante: I'll pick you up?

Faust: *nodding* Carpool.

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Gregor: Outis, you need to react when people cry!

Outis: I did. I rolled my eyes.

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Rodion: I have an idea.

Sinclair: A good idea?

Rodion: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

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Sinclair: We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship.

Heathcliff: We’re not friends.

Sinclair, holding an N corp axe: We’re going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.

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Consider the following

An employee teaching nothing there how to shitpost.

memes are the dna of the soul

Imagine walking in on the flesh dog and all you hear is a distorted fucked up "well if it isn't sussy jack" immediate panic.

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are you excited for Limbus Company

Abso fuckin lootly. I trust project moon 100% to put out a great game.

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Bremen also only types in his animal sounds which is why he is banned from among us.

does everyone in the Ensemble understand Bremen or do Tanya and Greta have to translate for them all the time

I'd say absolutely no one could understand Bremen even if they tried. If the head commissioned a translation device specifically for Bremen it would catch fire as soon as they start speaking. Instead Bremen only communicates through vibes and vibes alone. Or at least that's what argalia says. In reality no one knows what the fuck is going on with Bremen and Bremen wants it that way for the chaos of it all.

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does everyone in the Ensemble understand Bremen or do Tanya and Greta have to translate for them all the time

I'd say absolutely no one could understand Bremen even if they tried. If the head commissioned a translation device specifically for Bremen it would catch fire as soon as they start speaking. Instead Bremen only communicates through vibes and vibes alone. Or at least that's what argalia says. In reality no one knows what the fuck is going on with Bremen and Bremen wants it that way for the chaos of it all.

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Netzach: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?

Chesed, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.

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Zena: Okay, two person huddle.

Claw: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.

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Binah: I have locked Hod in a cage designed by their own art. Oh, they have been well and truly hoist by their own petard.

Claw: Could you put it another way? I didn’t understand a word of that.

Binah: I’m blackmailing them.

Claw: Oh, happy days.

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Angela: I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I want to be a duck!

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Roland: Who hurt you?

Angela: *sigh* What, do you want a list?

Roland: ...Yes, actually.