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[katherine-mcnamara]

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[houseofripley]

Save A Horse Ride A Cowgirl

Rhea Ripley x Fem!Reader

WARNINGS: SMUT 18+, Cunnilingus, Strap-On, Riding, Orgasm Denial, Fingering (for like 2 seconds. don’t blink), Light Degradation, Spanking, Backshots, Lil bit of a mommy kink.

WORD COUNT: 2,736

A/N: -panting and out of breath- honey! it took me 800 hours but your oneshot is finished!

seriously tho sorry for the mid! writers block was beating my ass during this for no reason

Survivor Series, the day the wrestling community waited months for. You were sat at the edge of the bed in your hotel room, staring into the loud TV, waiting for your girlfriend to make her appearance for her match against Zoey Stark. 

You were supposed to be there but of course Rhea’s magment had fucked up their dates, leaving you without a pass to the event.

It killed both of you knowing you wouldn’t be backstage to cheer on Rhea. 

Anytime a pay-per-view even came around you’d clear your entire schedule just to support and help Rhea prepare. She took such good care of you it was the least you could do. Although you couldn’t physically be at the arena you still flew out to Chicago to at least be able to spend a little bit of time with Rhea.

You were pulled away from your train of thought as Rhea’s music soon started blaring through the stadium, “And her opponent, representing The Judgment Day, she is the women's world champion, Rhea Ripley!” The announcer yelled out as Rhea made her entrance, wearing what was possibly the sexiest gear she has ever worn.

“Holy shit-” You mumbled to yourself, leaning forward trying to get a closer look. Rhea looked insane. Her hair was in a faux mohawk, stripes of eyeliner ran over her eyes in a lighting strike pattern, black lipstick was smudged onto her right cheek. 

Rhea’s eyes never broke contact with the camera lens as she made her way down the ramp, she knew you'd be right on the receiving end of her gaze.

Once Rhea made her way into the ring you were able to catch a good glimpse at her gear. She sported a black vest over a black and white plunge top that was split down the middle, her shorts following the same theme while her boots displayed a cow print. But the bread and butter of this outfit was the black assless chaps. 

This outfit had to have been the reason Rhea was so protective over her suitcase these past few days. 

You sat eagerly watching the match, which was short yet action packed. Rhea had thrown Zoey around like she was nothing the entire match, your mind couldn't help but wonder what it’d look like if Rhea had manhandled you in the same way.

Rhea had retained her title with ease, barely breaking a sweat during the length of her match. You were quick to pick up your phone and congratulate her,

Y: YOU DID IT LOVEEEE!!!! and you looked good as hell while doing it….

Rhea replied about ten minutes later with a full body mirror selfie to show off her look, this time with an addition of a black cowboy hat and her hair out of the faux mohawk.

R: thank you baby, my hair wouldn’t fit in my hat so we had to ditch that plan :/ 

Y:  god damn! ditch wrestling and become a cowboy! 

Y: it’s so unfair i don’t get to see you like that rn urghhh

R: i know baby, i promise i’ll make it up to you tonight. look, i gotta go do a few things, i’ll see you in an hour or two okay?

Y: you better…now shoo and don’t keep me waiting for you all night

You huffed as you dropped your phone down onto your lap. The wait for Rhea had officially begun. 

There was one match left before the main war games match. Knowing Rhea would make an appearance in that last match you decided to rile her up a bit beforehand. 

You made your way to your suitcase and began searching for the new lingerie set you had bought just days ago while Rhea was training. You pulled out a bra made of intricate lacing along with the matching crotchless panties and garter belt. 

Once you had slipped into the lace you stationed yourself in front of the mirror. You used your free hand to grope your breast as you snapped a photo and sent it to Rhea.

Y: excited to see mami on my screen.

R: naughty girl…

R: are you really trying to get yourself into trouble right now?

Y: well i just figured since mami sent me such a sexy pic earlier i’d return the favor. i can send another one if you'd like…

You didn’t give Rhea the opportunity to reply before you snapped another picture, this time slightly rotating to your side to catch the curvature of your ass.

Seen at 9:36 pm.

You stared at your phone waiting for her reply but attention was pulled away as you heard The Judgment Day being announced, Rhea was nowhere to be seen as they made their entrance. You pouted as you laid down in the bed, your knees slightly spread as you watched in anticipation for Rhea’s appearance.

After a long match, intense and still no reply Rhea finally arrived at the end of the match, she came barreling down the ramp, this time wearing her cowboy hat with Priest’s MITB briefcase clenched in her hands.

You quickly took the opportunity to send Rhea a picture of your hand resting in between your thighs as she paraded on the screen in front of you. 

Y: just remembered a quote, something about save a horse, ride a cowgirl…

Another waiting game began. As much as you loved seeing Rhea clearly flustered on the screen you couldn’t wait for her to get to the locker room and see the message you left for her.

After a failed cash-in and two surprise returns from Randy Orton and CM Punk the main event finally came to a close, meaning Rhea was finally able to return to her phone. You picked up your phone to view your previous message exchanges with Rhea.

A text bubble appeared, indicating Rhea was on the other side drafting up her response. You chewed down on your cheek eagerly watching your phone. 

The text bubble disappeared.

Seen at 10:24pm.

You whined to yourself, a wetness growing between your legs. You attempted to make multiple calls to Rhea, only for each and every one of them to be ignored. You slumped into the bed, giving up on making contact with the woman.

Just moments later a banner popped up at the top of your phone,

R: face down ass up. you have two minutes.

Rhea had finally given you the attention you were craving. You needed her touch badly, so you gladly obeyed her demands getting into position in the center of the bed. Your face sunk into your pillow while your bare cunt peeked through the gap of your crotchless panties as you took in the sensation of the crisp hotel air that kissed your wetness.

You soon heard the quiet unlatching of the door followed by shuffling fabric. You peeked over to see Rhea, in that damn cowboy hat, discarding her streetwear to reveal the gear you’d been fawning over all night.

Rhea’s gaze was fixed on your arching back as she crept her way towards you. 

“Such a little slut for me,” Rhea husked, her weight sinking onto the bed as you waved your ass in the air. She took a moment to admire the sight of your wet cunt glistening in the dimmed light. 

“Just the thought of Mami has you all worked up.” Rhea relished, her hands skimming over the delicate skin of your ass before dropping a slap down onto you, causing a muffled yelp to leave your mouth.

Rhea moved her pointer finger to your heat and began to trace the skin around your wetness. Her finger took its time inching towards your hole before being pushed into you at a painfully slow pace, making you whine out into your pillow“Mami, please.” 

“What a needy girl.” Rhea taunted, watching you squirm against her finger, “Such a wreck already...” She hummed in response to your whining when she pulled her finger out of you. 

Both Rhea’s hands took ahold of your ass cheeks giving them a squeeze before she brought her face just centimeters from your aching heat. Shivers snuck up your spine as her heavy breaths brushed against your wetness. Her lips wrapped around you, her tongue beginning to draw circles perimitering your clit.

Rhea then pulled back and spat onto your cunt causing a high pitched ‘fuck’ to leave your mouth. She hummed to herself in satisfaction while she took you back into her mouth. Her hands still clenched to your ass as she began devouring you, acting as if she was having her final meal. 

All you could do was cling to the bedsheets and cry out into your pillow as Rhea took as much of you as she could in her mouth, her tongue piercing reaching brand new places. Due to your current position the tip of Rhea’s nose was repeatedly brushing against your entrance, adding fuel to the fire that was burning inside you.

“Gonna cum, Mami!” You pulled your head up from your pillow and moaned out. 

You could feel Rhea scoff against you before prying herself off your cunt, “No you’re not,” She groused, withdrawing all touch from you. “Such a spoiled girl, thinking you get to cum after teasing me when I’m working.”

“Please Mami! I’ll do anything- Just touch me, let me cum.” You pleaded, turning your head to look back at her with scrunched brows.

“You can beg all you want…but we both know that you won't cum until I say so.” Rhea’s tone was smug as she stood up from the bed. “Now…stay there and don’t even think about moving.” She growled on, making her way into the bathroom before closing the door behind her. 

You humphed to yourself, letting your head fall down to your pillow. It took everything in you to restrain your hands from touching yourself, but you knew if Rhea ever caught you pleasuring yourself she would push you to your breaking point. 

Several minutes had passed, your orgasm that was once near had seemingly wandered off. Your eyes were focused on the bathroom door as the knob rotated and Rhea emerged. Her shorts had disappeared and been replaced with a black strap-on…yet her chaps were still on. The sight alone had you arching your back as she lurched towards you.

“Look at you…all ready for Mami’s cock.” She murmured, crawling up behind you. She spat onto the silicon and slowly began jerking herself off, spreading her saliva over the toy before prodding at your slick coated entrance.

“Mami-” You purred out as the tip of Rhea’s toy pressed into your needy hole. Your walls were soon engulfing the entirety of her length. 

You had little to no time to adjust to her girth before she started ripping into you, leaving you at a loss for words. One of her hands was clamped to your hip while the other delivered a sharp slap to your ass before grabbing a fistful of your hair. “This is what you wanted isn’t it-” She groaned out while your cunt pulsed around her toy. “Sending me pictures of you whoring around the room, you were just begging to be ruined.”

The only sounds leaving your mouth were jumbled vowels mixed in with moans, she had you completely unable to form a sentence. You were powerless as Rhea pulled you up by your arms, bringing your back to press against her chest. 

You threw your head back against her shoulder as her hand trailed down to your clit, massaging quick circles against your swollen bud while continuing her merciless strokes.

“Don’t even think about it.” She whispered as you squirmed against her, letting out constant whines. Her free hand reached to wrap around your throat as you began rolling your hips back against Rhea. “Already fucking yourself against Mami’s cock?” She harshly questioned, her fingers adding more pressure against your clit, forcing a scream to come from your mouth.

“Such a slut.” Rhea lowly stated, letting go of the hold she had on you before pushing you back down to the bed. Her thrusts came to a halt as you rocked yourself on her cock. Her hand dropped a bitter spank on your skin, signaling for you to quicken your pace.

Rhea allowed you to fuck yourself on her strap while she caught her breath and admired the view she had of you. But your motions were abruptly cut off by Rhea’s hands firmly gripping your hips. You whimpered as she pulled herself out of you, leaving you empty.

Rhea flipped you onto your back before pulling you to sit upright. “You wanna ride Mami’s cock don’t you,” Her hoarse voice spoke, her hand moving to place her hat onto your head. You nodded, looking up to her with needy eyes while shifting to sit on your knees. “Use your words, princess.” She warned as her fingers gripped your jaw, taking control over you.

“Please, I've been waiting all night, Mami.” You swallowed, your breath shaking in anticipation as your hips wiggled with excitement.

“That’s it, good girl.” She hummed in approval, dropping the grip she had on your jaw. She brought herself to the head of the bed, resting her back on the headboard. You crawled up to her lap and situated your entrance to hover over Rhea’s tip. 

Your hands clutched Rhea’s shoulders as you began sinking yourself onto her length while moaning her name. As your hips started gradually bouncing, Rhea’s hands found themselves resting against your waist.

Meanwhile the pairs of your lips collided into a sloppy kiss. You whined into Rhea’s mouth, the piercing on her tongue brushing against your lip as her hands trailed to cup your breasts. Your eyes were glued shut as swayed yourself up and down Rhea’s length.

The overwhelming sense of pleasure was already washing over you. The combination of Rhea’s lips wandering to your neck, her digits toying with your nipples, and her cock being swallowed by your insides had your stomach contracting. 

Your pace picked up in speed as you tightened yourself around Rhea’s girth. As you focused on the movements in your hips Rhea’s attention was centered around your neck and collarbones, working on scattering reddish-purple marks against your skin. 

“Please-Can’t hold on any longer.” You pleaded with the woman through whimpers, your nails beginning to sink deeper into her shoulders. 

Rhea pulled herself from your neck, her hands moved to force your hips all the way to the base of her length. “Just one more minute, can you do that for me?” She questioned, her hands guiding you to rock back and forth.

“Y-Yes Mami,” You whimpered out at the sensation of your clit rocking against the leather band at the base of Rhea’s strap.

As the end of the excruciating sixty seconds neared your motions got sloppier with each motion. Rhea was sure guests in the other rooms  could hear your moans but you didn’t care, your mind was only focusing on not cumming at the exact moment.

“Open your eyes, pretty girl.” Rhea’s accent was thick as she spoke. “I want you to look at me while you cum all over my cock.” She added on while her fingers softly danced around your jawline.

Your eyes darted open once you heard Rhea finally give you permission to release yourself. Your vision was blurred by tears as you stared into Rhea’s oceanic blues. “Fuck-Oh! Mami!” You had barely managed to choke out, just seconds away from your climax. 

“C’mon,” Was the last thing you hear Rhea egg on before your orgasm flooded over you, leaving you crying out moans. Rhea’s hands moved to stabilize your twitching and shaking lower half. Quiet praises left your girlfriend's mouth as she helped you come down from your high. Your swollen lips placed a gentle peck against Rhea’s cheek as insignificant tears fell from your eyes.

“You okay, Princess? I didn’t hurt you did I?” Rhea’s gaze softened while her hands hurried to cup your face. 

You shook your head, giving her a weak smile, “Mm-mm, just felt really good…” You quietly replied as your arms wrapped behind Rhea’s neck. You gave Rhea a gentle smooch as she carefully pulled you off her length, the once black strap was now covered with scattered strings of whiteness.

“Alright, let’s get you cleaned up, pretty girl.”

[curvykittyyssmutfics]

Catch Me If You Can

Jojo: where tf u at? called u like 10 times.

Me: ik. call you back inna minute, dam. chill out.

Jojo: best watch yo mouth if u know was good for u.

Me: why Jo? Not like you can do shit bout it rn..

Jojo: where are you y/n?

Me: atta party..

Me:

Jojo: lil girl, swear to God. Quit fuckin playin with me. Drop ur location.

Jojo: right fuckin now.

Me: naw, I'm good.

Jojo: Ma, you playin wit fire rn..

Me: catch me if you can.

I slide my phone into the back pocket of my mini ass shorts with an amused chuckle before grabbing Marie and tugging her to the living room to dance. It's dim and humid but fuck if I give a damn bout that while me and my girl roll our hips to the beat. [ https://youtu.be/e5RUsVqX37Q?si=00j1_Xqfpqf5Ov7C]

Whole vibe got me sweatin my edges out as we grind through 3 more songs; it's a miracle that I even see the front door swing open as I'm caressin and windin my body to the beat:

Marie and I make it out the back door by the skin of our teeth, giggling as we run cross campus to the next party. It's pitch black and freezing cold out side, but neither of us care as we fly through the brisk breeze. My booty shorts don't do a damn thing to help contain my ass as it jiggles wildly with each step.

We're both wheezing and clutching our sides for air as we fly through the door and slam it shut. It's cracking in here; place is packed with bodies, booze and laughter. Led lights flash allover the room as the music booms, clearly signaling a more lively atmosphere than the last place.

"Y/n! Marie!" Andre beckons us from the corner of room, sitting with his arm slung around Cate's shoulders as he holds up a blunt.

We make our way over, Marie immediately sittin down criss cross on the floor and explaining our narrow escape from Jordan as Andre lights the blunt. Its dark in here too besides the bouncing lights; the air is smoky as fuck in this corner of the room. No way I woulda seen Dre if he aint call out to us.

He takes a few puffs before handing the blunt to Cate. She takes a soft inhale before givin it to me. Just what I need after all that excitement.

I sit, taking deep pulls from the blunt before passing it to Marie. Blowin out the smoke slowly I cant help dippin back into my seat and closin my eyes as I let the tree go to work. It's so easy to let their voices surround me as I tune out their words. The fuzzy, warm sensation wraps my body in a hug, the welcoming high foggin my brain as I recline and laze into the couch.

I'm so relaxed into my vibe that I barely feel Cate tap my naked knee. I turn my head to look at her slender frame leaned into Andre's side.

"You better not let them know we knew where you are; Jordan don't play that shit. Marie might be screwed already but I'm not takin one for the team on this one." Andre says facing Cate, letting her shotgun his hit.

I smirk and close my eyes again before respondin.

"Fine.. Pussy."

"Oh so you extra tough now right? Huh ma?"

Daddy's voice is a low snarl in my ear as my eyes snap open wide. It's comical how quick my cowardly friends scatter as Jordan comes around the back of the couch to stand in front of me.

"Hi, Jordan. See ya y/n/n!" Marie chirps before disappearing into the darkness.

"Don't forget to come say bye before you guys leave." Cate says, dragging Andre off in the same direction.

I'm dying to escape with em, specially wit how Jordans starin at me. Bae look like she on demon time and I'm not sure if I can take whats comin. Got me hesitant to speak knowin I completely got caught slippin.

"Baby," I start sickeningly sweet. "You're here! I'm so happy. Marie said-"

Jordan's hand flashes out like lightening to grip my neck and pull me close. The squeeze makes each shallow breath difficult but the dark stoic gaze piercing my fuckin soul keep me from movin an inch. I do nothing more than limply hold at her wrist while she steps closer to press us nose to nose.

"Tell me one goddamn word that came outta Moreau's mouth. Go head, I fuckin dare you. You're gonna be fuckin sorry y/n."

I don't think I've ever been so quick to shut the fuck up. The silence stretches for a few momemts, makes me uneasy and I'm sure Jordan knows this. Knows every fuckin thing about me, about my body.

"I went through alotta fuckin trouble to find you, so I dont give a fuck what anybody else thinks, thought or fuckin said."

She uses the grip on my neck to slowly pull me from the couch and put me on my knees, refusing to lose eye contact as the other hand unbuttons her jeans. Full lips upturned at the corner inna smirk, button nose flared.. I already know the plans going through that maniacal mind, know what's comin next. I don't know what's pounding harder: my heart or my cunt.

"You listenin to what everybody else fuckin said but which one of them are here to save you now y/n?"

The cold hard wood floor presses against my smooth brown skin as I shift nervously, watchin as Jordan smoothly transitions. Doesn't even bother to check if anyone's looking as he pulls out his rigid leaky dick and repeatedly taps it across my mouth. Daddy stares down at me lookin absolutely furious, his breathing startin to accerlerate as he makes a mess on my face.

So lengthy and so fuckin angry, tip flushed the prettiest and deepest of pinks. Thick clear strings of precum smear allover my bare heart shaped lips as he humps forward over and over, doin the same to my cheeks. He looks fuckin anguished from arousal, but still so goddamn pretty as he uses me.

"You know how long I've been like this? How much I needed you? But you wanna play fuckin games. What bout when you need Daddy? Don't I always give you what you want?"

I know his questions are rhetorical, that if I continue with my earlier attitude that this only gets worst. Still my pussy clenches rhythmically as I lean into his touch, knowin regardless off my permission he's about to pay me back for my insolence.

"Jo pleeeease." I whine, utterly shamed and hoping he'll take me back to his dorm. "Somebody's probably watchin, let's go to your room."

"Naw, fuck that. Tongue out." He spits at me.

I comply at the drop of a dime, drooling a bit as Jordan slides the tip of his dick in and out of my mouth. My hands lay limply in my lap as he holds the sides of my face. Head tipped back, dark chocolate eyes still observing the prey at his feet as he moans loudly into the air. I know his antics are purposeful, hoping that someone hears and stumbles upon my punishment.

"And somebody- mmmmm, ohfuck, just like that, princess- is watchin honey. Wouldn't you wanna see a little brat like you get put in their place?"

The fluids drip from his cock to my tongue steadily as he uses it as a slip and slide. I curl my wet pink muscle on every pull out tryin to get an extra taste.

Even when they're not bein nice, I just wanna please em. It would be a lie if I said I didn't test his nerves jus to end up like this: pussy drippin wet and at their mercy.

"Know what? Mmm, ooooh baby girl, just like that.. I think you're pretendin you don't like bein watched. Hooooh fuck, think we both know it was just a matter of time before you showed everyone how much you love my cock."

His pace speeds; mean words and assault on my mouth make my body heat and pussy clench. Wetness plasters my thick brown thighs as i squeeze them together repeatedly for just a hint a pressure. If I wasn't in so much trouble I'd see if I could get away secretly fingering my clit but getting caught wouldn't be worth it. Daddy's pissed and I'd be dumb to test that.

"Jesus christ, thas it. Ahhh, fuuu- so good, ma, so fuckin good! Shit, put that snappy lil mouth to good use. Daddy'll show you how to talk to me nice sweetheart."

Jordan slides further inside my wet warm cavern, the slight curve of him makin me gag as I try to relax and breathe deeply through my nose. His balls, sticky with my drool, play a game of hit and miss as they occasionally slap my chin. The hold on the sides of my face graduate to one of his big hands with a strong grip in my hair, keeping me in place.

"Fuckin best lil dick sucker I ever meeeet! Should came back to the room baby. Mm fuck, mighta showed you some fuckin mercy."

The rhythm of him fuckin my mouth is so erratic and desperate. Poor daddy seems a bit distressed as grunts and groans turn to sexy whiny moans. I wanna hold em in my arms from how he trembles from the intense nut he's about to bust. The way he tosses his head back with tightly shut lids makes me a bit sad I can't see the pleasure in his beautiful eyes.

"Dammit, I'm so close ma. Yeeees, ohfuck. Uhn uhhhhh.. Get ready, bout to fill that pretty lil throat up with some cream!"

I refuse to shut my eyes shut and miss the way Jordan stills his hips, continuing to use the grip in my freshly styled hair to fuck my mouth on his dick. My eyes tear up but I struggle to blink them back, hoping to not leave this situation so fuckin messy. I moan at the thought of them ruining me, throat already sore from his treatment.

"Ahhhh here it is pretty.. Haaaah sh- feels 'mazin y/nnnn. Take it, mmmmm ahfuck! Thas it. Fuuuuuck!"

I'm so ready when I get the first thick, heavy blast. Takes an extra swallow but I get it down before the 2cnd gush of cum can choke me. Still, Daddy's shootin like I ain't already take 3 of his loads this morning before class.

His nut leaks from the corners of my mouth as he pushes in more, givin me a shot straight down my throat. Jordan finally looks back down at me as I struggle around him. He looks so fuck yummy: forhead wrinkled and covered in a light perspiration, a dazed stare in his eyes as his chest heaves for air, and a small smile on his slightly agape plump pink lips. I'm sure if they could could they'd be starin down at me with hearts in their eyes right now.

I can't be more relieved when he slides his dick out, wiping the remaining cum off from his tip on my tongue before stuffing himself into his jeans. I savor a few gulps of air as he pulls me to my feet. Daddy kisses my mouth messily, smacking my ass sharply and tellin me to go say goodbye to our friends.

Yeah the fuck right, with sticky tracks of pre cum smeared allover my God damn face? I can barely contain my eye roll as I turn to walk away. Even if my juices are streamin out my pussy down my leg, ima make em work for their next nut. So I'm out. It's so fuckin easy to pretend to head their way before makin a break for the exit.

"Anybody that recorded that, if I see that shit online or anyone talks shit to my fuckin girl, it's up. Bet on that." Jordan threatens nearby party goers before transitioning, taking confident measured steps toward my hasty retreat.

A/N: The link provided at the beginning of the story is to a music video on YouTube; its the song I envisioned while writing the fic. It's not needed to read it, it's just a lil peek inside the authors head.

[moodywyrm]

If abby were with cramps, reader would pamper her SO fUCKing MUCH. Like I can totally see reader using every drop of knowledge she has to help abby go through it

a chance to pamper abby??? gimme gimme gimme (a [wo]man after midnight)

she tries to hide the pain, but honestly her cramps can get so bad sometimes that she'll be on the brink of passing out. oh let's make this in-universe. can u just imagine her having the worst cramps of her life n then getting orders from Isaac to be moved to the FOB or go on a last-minute patrol. she can't say no so she's readying her pack when u walk in with some period supplies for her. n u just. pause. in the doorway bc girl wtf? sit ur ass down ur not going anywhere. n she's like "I'm sorry honey, orders are orders."

n u literally take her pack and put it across the room, push her back into bed n go 'fuck orders'. u march ur ass to whoever handed down the orders n rip them a new one, telling them that Abby isn't their fucking dog n to go tell Isaac to pull his head out of his ass and find someone else to do it bc it sure as shit isn't gonna be Abby, not today. with more colorful language. by the end they're kinda scared of u honestly.

when u get back to her room, ur pleased to see her still in bed but also upset bc she's clearly in a lot of pain. she's curled up and rubbing at her lower tummy, trying to ease the cramping. u make ur way over to her, kneeling down next to her n smoothing her hair back, helping her sit up. u hand her a warm thermos of soup, holding it up to her lips while she sips. then she switches to some cold water, which, while not good for the cramping, is good for the overheating she's suffering through rn. u hand her some prized pain meds, holding the water bottle up for her again. once they're down, she gives u a lil smile and says thank u.

all the while, ur whispering lil affirmations and praises to her, calling her ur good girl, ur baby, saying ur gonna take good care of her, no one is gonna bother her n if they even try, ur gonna rip them a new one. u help her into lighter, more comfortable clothes and lay her back down, curling up against her back n placing one hand on her lower tummy to try n ease the pain. she falls asleep warm and hazy and knowing that she is so loved.

[half-truths-and-hyperbole-louk]

Louk's Bad Batch rewatch part 9 batchersss

Let's do it 🤟

The Bad Batch 1x05

"I get my own comm device?" she's so excited and it's so big on her lil arm 🥺🤲

Wrecker working out with Gonky

Echo: "the jedi trusted him" Tech: "the jedi who are all dead" bro 💀 I mean he has a point but still

dad batch telling Omega her comm isn't a toy...

*2 seconds later* Omega sneaking off to use her comm as a toy 😂

Echo and Hunter mom and dad going through the rules with Omega

(fun fact my mum knows their rules because I say them to her lmao)

Tech's reaction to seeing Cid's place is literally "charming 👀" oml he's roasting her before he even meets her I love him sm

the two guys Ahsoka set free !!! on Oba diah !!!

Hunter: 'who is Cid?' Echo: 'I literally have no idea' 💀

Tech: "that would've been information to share earlier" brooo his sass level as at an all time high this ep 👑

TURN AROUND RN BOYS ITS NOT WORTH IT

Omega is so smart fr 💕

Echo mom grabbing Omega's hand before she touches the sharp thingy

CID WHY TF DO YOU HAVE CLONE HELMETS IN YOUR STUPID LITTLE OFFICE LIKE THEYRE DECORATIONS

I don't hate a lot of star wars characters, but Cid is definitely one of them now ngl

DONT DO IT BOYS IT'S A TRAP

Wrecker and Omega high five 💕💕💕💕

Cid called Wrecker "it" I'm- 😡

Wreckers headaches are getting worse 🥲🙃

I know someone has spoken about this before but I just cannot get over the way Omega hugs her little clone doll when she finds out some people are sold and treated like property 😭💔 it's like poetry but not the nice kind

Omega: "poor Muchi she looks scared" 🤲

another fun fact my dad says this all the time hehe oops (no my parents have not seen tbb)

oop Hunter dad told Omega to stay on the ship

shhh they're sneaking 🤫

I MISS THEM SO BAD THEYRE DOING MISSION THINGS LIKE "Echo, sitrep" idk it just feels so tcw I'm emotional 🥲

Wrecker hits his head count: 5

Hunter and Tech got the zappy net oop

Omega: "now she's a bad batcher" screaming, crying, kicking my feet, throwing myself across the room

Omega always calls for Hunter first 🥺

STOP ZAPPING OUR BOYS 😡

Wrecker trying to comfort the lil green baby 🥲

Tech's dramatic sigh count: 583

Omega has the brain cell this ep fr

THE TALKING WITHOUT WORDS GETS ME EVERY FREAKING TIME I SWEAR

ew get ur crusty feral slaver ass outta here, skug

lmao Echo shouting to Omega like 'we are unarmed pls arm us' 😂

WAIT I saw someone posting about this, if anyone knows what I'm talking about pls tag the op or something please !! but they were talking about how Echo seems so willing to work with Omega in the field, like he trusts her despite her being a child, possibly because he'd worked alongside Ahsoka as a child, like for him it's normal to work with a child soldier. so while the rest of the batch are like ??? how to talk to babies ??? Echo is giving her battlefield instructions and gives her a bit more 'freedom' (for lack of a better word) in the field

lmao Wrecker's way of distracting the guards is to take out some guy's ankles 💀

"I wasn't sneaking... I was unlocking" YESSSS OMEGAAAA 🥰💕👑🙌

screwdriver hand go brrr

Echo: "the rancor is Muchi???" 🤨🙃 poor baby just needs a nap fr

okay but Hunter just throws Echo's pack at him from like 10ft away 💀 then Wrecker immediately throws him his helmet 👀 yes I watched it multiple times 🤫

Echo again !! he straight up volunteers to take Omega with him 💕

Tech is an ipad kid

OMEGA GRABBING THE LITTLE GREEN BABY'S HAND 🥺

get them Muchi !! tear those slavers apart !!! (insert evil Nimona face)

Wrecker's big nod to slide his helmet over his face properly teehee

Wrecker hits his head count: 6

Hunter grabbing the whip. Hunter grabbing the whip. Hunter grabbing the whip. Hunter grabbing the-

do not ask me how many times I've watched this scene... just don't

but the answer is yes

anyway back to being normal lmao

Omega finding her laser bow 🙌 !!! + Echo mom calling aftet her lololol

Muchi thrashed that slaver pet fr

Wrecker: 'challenge accepted' *fights rancor*

Bib Fortuna and the guards for the ot vibes 🥰

Omega riding Muchi !!! very Fett of her hehe

"I'm good with secrets" yeah and I'm good at going to bed before 3am 🙄 pfft good with secrets my ass Ciddarin 😠

tysm for joining again friends 💕 I actually meant to post this yesterday but I fell asleep oopsie

but I'm running out of time lolol so I'm gonna have to watch a few eps a day now !!

who else is terrified for s3 👀

It's almost 3am and these are the only 2 pics I can find from this ep 🥲 feel free to reblog and add more 💕

[dialsdrnk]

okay, so !!!

big news: i'm moving next weekend, mar 9, temporarily ( for about a month ) with my older sister to care for her young baby for 3 weeks while she secures a job. i have a lot to do to prepare for this 😅 largely to do with cleaning the room i live in now, organizing, finding clothes and packing. i know most of y'all probably don't care but hbgfjnksm. just thought i'd let you know, that'll be why i'm around a lil less. and when i live with her, i'll be responsible for a 3 month old every week day from 8am to... ??? idk. whenever her ass gets home. so i might be able to write when shes sleeping but idk how all that works. hard to predict. AKA just be prepared to see a lot less of me / way more sporadic replies on discord esp, i will probably switch to a majorly-queue set up for replies for at least until april.

i'll try to get some stuff drafted tonight to post throughout the week + through the weekend, but my muse is pretty thin and selective at the moment, so please don't take it personally if yours doesn't get done rn !! i will get to them all eventually, or i'll drop and try to start something new with you once i'm settled at my big sister's house !!

[hollyhomburg]

"Don’t we make sure to love others the way that they need in part so that they’ll love us the way we need too?" Yeah, that's how I think of the "manipulation" part. It's nice that mc knows how she could act to be considered cute and appeal to the alphas' instincts. (she mainly learned to act this way because of ex and then Moonbyul probably...ew. But now the pack and her are mutually in genuine and sweet love imo) I think it's a good thing and not a bad thing. Both sides are happy when she acts cute because the love each other. I think your question is the right answer. I think that mc didn't try to actively manipulate them with bad intentions at first, later, or even now. She didn't want Yoongi's help to get away from her ex because she cared about Yoongi and his pack people omg. I think there's been other times where mc is "manipulative"? (Again, I am not saying it's a bad thing. does this part even count? I feel like it can idk...) One of the ones I remember rn is Jungkook saying this in ch 44: “They’ll baby you- Namjoon especially, if you complain about it they’ll be all over you.” You giggle, happy to have a tutor in Jungkook. If he can teach you how to extract every inch of babying from the pack you’ll gladly listen and learn." And then mc does this in ch 45. "you press your face into Jin’s chest. But it’s all for show, you feel no discomfort through it all. It’s all to elicit more of those cooing and shushing noises that have you feeling soft and floaty." Also mc is a precious lil bean who can do no wrong in my eyes lol. I feel so protective over her because of her past and she's so cute. I can't believe people think her being "manipulative" is a bad thing :/

YES- idk how this ask got lost in my inbox but YES YES YES. this is exactly what i mean about /manipulation/ and how if the m/c is manipulative at all- it's mostly like this. absolutely harmless. and like you said- the times that she's offered the option to be manipulative to benifit her own safety- the second the stakes get a little higher- she's resistant to it.

god i forgot how cute jk and the m/c are like- fuck they're both such sweet subs who just want to squeeze every bit of babbying off of jin and namjoon but 👀 i'm so into it...i really want to touch on a hole check in the next chapter but the way it's structured right now is just- the m/c and yoongi being lovey doey and idk if i wanna change that <3

[rcsplendent]

🎵 + santi & his (ex) wife bc i wanna cry a lil

1) a song that makes me think of them :

lover, you should've come over by jeff buckley ( my favorite song ever first of all. secondly ... listen. the yearning. the pain. the mourning of what could've been. the shame he feels. the regret. ugh ! ) " sometimes a man gets carried away when he feels like should be having his fun much too blind to see the damage he's done sometimes a man must awake to find that, really he has no one — so i'll wait for you, love, and i'll burn will i ever see your sweet return? oh, will i ever learn? " 

2) a song i think would play in the background of a love scene :

i think i love you again by aaron taylor ( i have a headcanon that santiago was so deeply in love w his wife but things started getting tense towards the end when he had to decide between his family or the throne. she begged him to stay, and he always admonished her for not understanding the situation. but in the end he always realized that he loved her, and that he wanted to stay. that is, until his superior general threatened to hurt his family ... ) " there are times that i think that i've had enough and i feel that i think that maybe i'm done no matter how hard i try i just can't walk away so i think that i think that i'm here to stay ... i think i love you again "

3) a song that would make my muse think of yours :

saw you in a dream by the japanese house ( my second favorite song, first of all. just. c'monnnnn. santi dreams about her every night. sometimes the dream is particularly vivid & he can barely drag himself out of bed the next day. GOD my heart hurts. and the line ' it isn't the same but it is enough ' is just so him ??? he's resigned himself to never seeing her again so he'll take what he can get. ) " i saw you in a dream you had stayed the same you were beckoning me said that i had changed tried to keep my eyes closed i want you so bad then i awoke and it was so sad  when i'm awake, i can't switch off it isn't the same but it is enough "

4) a song i think would play during an action sequence :

the other side of paradise by glass animals ( this is the song that played the night he left thanks g'bye. cinematic montage of him frantically packing his things & kissing his wife while she slept, and then baby angel on the forehead, leaving a locket beside him in the crib & bolting out the door. also the line ' bye bye baby blue ' ... him leaving a son behind ... i could cry rn. in my head this song is from his wife's perspective — the terror she felt when she realized he left for good. ) " bye, bye, baby blue i wish you could see the wicked truth caught up in a rush, it's killing you screaming at the sun you blow into curled up in a grip when we were us fingers in a fist like you might run i settle for a ghost i never knew superparadise i held on to but i settle for a ghost "

5) a song our muses would dance to :

every day will be like a holiday by tess henley ( them slow-dancing in their tiny cottage on their first christmas as family, while their baby naps, santiago whispering that he wants to move them to the country & never come back ... ) " everyday will be like a holiday when my baby, when my baby comes home now she's been gone for such a long time ever since she's been gone, she been on my mind i got a letter today, just about noon she said, ' don't worry, i'll be home soon '  "

[moon-ursidae]

THE MANDALORIAN EPISODE 3.02 SPOILERS

okay i’m getting in on this late bc my sleep schedule is fucked and i’m super busy w university this week BUT I HAVE TIME TO SQUEEZE THE EP IN

they really are like “in case ya’ll didn’t watch tbobf 💅🏻”

TATOOINE TATOOINE

PELIIIIIIIII

I FUCKING L O V E HER

“is he gone?” HAHAHAHAHA WORKING W THE JAWAS

I LOVE HER

HER TOOTH

YYEEEAAAAAAAAA DIN DJARIN

THE FLIP TO PELI??????? GROGU HELLO???

😭😭😭😭

“hey grandpa” HAHAHA

AMY’S JAWA VOICE IS SO GOOD

din looks so fuckin tall goddamn

OMG DIN W AN ASTROMECH AHH AHH AHH

“i thought you said it was built for adventure?” HAHAHAHA

omg the fireworks are gorgeous

THE MINES OF MANDALORE AHHHHHHH

the music is goin CRAZYYYY

omg i’m gonna cry at din telling grogu about his past😭😭😭😭😭

“that way, you’ll never be lost” WHAT IF I CRIED IN THE FETAL POSITION ON THE FLOOR???

holy shit the music w the ruins?????????? SO GOOD

din is talking so much this season? we love growth

this is gorgeous

���that wasn’t a question” TEA

DIN AND GROGU WATCHING R5 😭😭

“don’t be a baby” i love when the mandalorian is a comedy

“you can watch him on the scope” SUCH A DAD

SO. PRETTY.

WORK CINEMATOGRAPHY

you fuckin STRUT din djarin

GROGU IS SO SCARED FOR HIM😭😭😭😭

this is so fucking awesome

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE???????

YEA DIN DJARIN SLAY

DARKSABER BABBYYYYYYYYY

GROGU REACHING HIS HAND OUT STOOOP

“bo katan was right. mandalore is not cursed” SLAY. she’s also kinda right about your whole cult thing so yknow

they’re so cute😭

YEAAAAAA THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL

i an obsessed with the jet pack

this is so fucking awesome

i’m LOVING this so far

awe grogu’s pov of din🥺

THE WAY HE GETS CLOSER AFTER SEEING THE CREATURE IN THE PIPE GO AWAYYYY

if i see a helmetless din djarin this episode i will YELL

the helmet :(

THE FLUTE

HOLY FUCK??????????

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT????????

OMG GROGU’S WADDLE😭

GROGU STEALTH MISSION WOOOOOO

this thing is so fucking scary

WHAT IN THE GREAT VALUE GENERAL GREIVOUS

i’m so scared for my boys rn

his little run are you fucking joking😭😭

“get to bo katan” having flashbacks to episode 7 of tlou “get to tommy’s” UGH

HE’S HITTIN THE GODDAMN JETS

GO GROGU

now THIS is podracing

YEAAAAA GROGU USE THE FORCE

HE’S SO INDEPENDENT AND GROWN😭😭

FLIPPIN AROUND AND SHIT

“let’s get rid of him once and for all” tea? are you wanna fight him or somethin?

RESCUE MISSION WOOOOOO

BEAUTIFUL SHOTS OF MANDALORE

the way grogu gives a look of sympathy to bo after she said “it wasn’t always like this” UGGHHH

BADASS WOMAN

you fuckin STRUT bo katan

you fuckin STRUT katee sackhoff

waiiiit she’s gonna try to snatch the darksaber isn’t she

she’s gonna see that shit on the ground and she’s gonna THINK about snatchin that shit up

AWE GROGU’S SO SCARED😭

THE LOOK OF DETERMINATION ON HIS LIL FACE ARE YOU JOKING like “let’s get my kriffin dad”

them teaching him about mandalorian history😭😭 and the differences between how they deliver it bc of their different perspectives😭😭

YEA BO KATAN SLAY

“did you think your dad was the only mandalorian?” TEAAAAAA

thank you bo katan for answering my earlier question about what fuck these creatures are

what is happening to my boy rn

what is being injected into him

i am very scared for his safety

WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY ABOUT THE DARKSABER

CALLING HIM DIN????? WHY AM I GONNA CRY???? KSHSKSBSKDHEHJEJDHK

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING

okay she’s fucking slaying w that darksaber rn

“your kid. he’s tougher than he looks”😭😭

GROGU REACHING FOR THE FOOD😭

DID HE WANT TO GIVE IT TO DIN😭

oh she gave the saber back slay

god i love mandalorians

so fucking cool

wait is she talking about the death watch when she talked about how they were fighting each other??

hold on i just gotta say the differences in how much bo katan values the creed and how much din values it? she obviously takes it to heart, but it’s not as much of a religious thing as it is for din. she saw it more as an obligation. something for the public eye. a show. din lives and breathes by it. hell, the whole reason he’s even on mandalore in the first place is because of his devotion to the creed. he wants to reconcile. he wants forgiveness for breaking the creed. he broke it by taking off his helmet. meanwhile, he’s walking next to someone that ruled mandalore, who’s walking without their helmet on. showing her face. i just think that’s so fucking cool to think about.

again, when he says “this is the way.” after bo tells din how she lost her father, and she gives a look that has a hint of anger in it? to din, her father fulfilled his creed by dying a mandalorian death. protecting his planet. protecting his people. to bo katan, she lost a father. it’s different for her.

LMAO THE PLAQUE like a fucking museum hahaha

again, the differences in the way that they’re treating the waters. bo katan is reading off the plaque sarcastically, but din is preparing for a ceremony. he’s removing his weapons, slowly walking into the waters while reciting the creed. it’s so good.

am i gonna see a helmetless din djarin??

the answer is no

the music?? gorgeous

DIN??? DID HE GET SNATCHED BY A MYTHOSAUR?????

WAIT.

AM I GONNA SEE A MYTHOSAUR????

NO FUCKING WAY

NO GODDAMN FUCKING WAY

HELLO???????

OH MY GOD?????????????

THAT WAS A FUCKING LIVING MYTHOSAUR????????

WHAT THE FUCK??????????????????

AHSHJSJSKSBSKDBSLDBKXBDKDBDKDBDKSBKSBSLWJDLJFOWJQOFBSNBXLAJSLFBDOBWKDBXKDBALJEOFBXN

HOLY SHIT.

OH. MY. GOD.

[draculovemp3]

10 + 16 + 20 !! those are random numbers so if u don’t like any of them, u don’t have to answer them

HI vee. Hugging and kissing you even . For this ask

10. would you say you’re an emotional person? Oh yea absolutely except I keep those babys so packed tight in my head and chest to stay #chillgirl its only gonna manifest as insane text posts and a heart attack when I’m 35 👍#anger #screaminf #crying #gigglingeven sweep

16. if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Hmm…. I would like some actual ambition I can use instead of hoping and bullshitting my way into a decent life 😭not being so melodramatic on these on purpose I’m just sick and suffering rn. Also be taller & buffer.

20. favourite things about the night? The way the beautiful moon is #shy and she only shows her true lovely self to the eyes and not rly a camera…. The chirps chirps of idling bugs. The earth mandated serenity etc 🖤

Fun lil asks to give

[hobiebrownismygod]

I'm back with the sonas!!

The first sonas name is Santi and his spider name is Sea-Skipper because hes a surfer boy who was bitten by a colossendeis australis sea spider. He is in his early 20s, like 20-21 early and his color pallet is literally just the aroace flag with the acception of brown for freckles and a tan for skin. He's got enhanced agility, balance, speed and reflexs but little to no adhesive grip (it only lasts a few minutes and needs concentration..) He hasn't been accepted into the spider society and never will be because miguel says he's too immature and reckless as spiderman, being less of a hero and more of a teenager swinging around in latex. which is kinda true,,,

Then theres Kian, they use any and all pronouns but loves being called Spider-Man. I've drawn her and Santi before but I don't have the art on me rn because I haven't been home for a week. His suit is everything to do with love, even if they were bitten by a regular spider. Her special abilities consist of durability, speed, night vision, wall crawling and then the basic spidey start pack things. They're more reserved and quiet but that doesn't mean she's shy.. He's a burst of energy. They're often mistakenly called Spider-Woman even if he has a masculine voice.

Then there's my sona :DDD His suit is a mix of patches and stitches. The main color a mossy green color with brown and other "tacky" and murkily colored patches on them. He has organic webs unlike most people and usually wears a heap of bracelets or bandages over the weird lil funky bumps the webs come from. He's such a silly guy.

And my FAVORITE WOOO BABY Morgan! His Spider name is the Anti-Spider but some people call him the Dark-Arachnid. Morgan isn't a villain, but he makes it clear he isn't a hero. He's got powers now! He doesn't care about the greater good. He cares about possessing the greatest things he didn't even know about before he was bitten. His suit is all black with gold accents, gold around the eyes and even cool chrome eyes instead of the regular material. Theyre extra glossy. He has a generally dark color pallet, and even a darker complexion. But what sticks out about him?? His crystal clear spinky wunky cutie patootie blue eyeballs.

-Jsauce

aww poor Santi, does he even want to be part of the society?? Is he like 1610 who keeps begging Miguel to let him in

What’s Kian’s Spider-Man name? Are they just spider-man or are they something else? Lovebite would be cute

omg ur sona sounds so cool they’re all earthy!! Do they have a spider-name?

Morgan sounds awesome ngl. But…and this is a very important question…does he have soft blue eyes or bright blue eyes because there is a very big difference and I cannot with sharp blue eyes they’re pretty and all but they’re terrifying. Although it might add to his overall vibe of being more of an antihero than a hero

[euphoricfilter]

Thoughts on bily?? Masterpiece omg. A rollercoaster of emotions. I could imagine the ch so well. I wonder if the pack is restless because there's 2 nests instead of 1. Kind of hurts to see them be unhappy because they're usually so soft and happy. Soft, intimate but also hot af smut. The pacing was so nice and slow. The obsession and possessiveness they all have omg. The "body check" concept is interesting and sweet. I couldn't help but fall in love with Yoongi's sweet lil actions and words even though this is mainly a Tae x mc scene. Knot?! And Tae fit in easily so Namjoon soon omg?! I'm a lil sad that there's no detail of mc looking into Yoongi's eyes like her asked her to. "I want to see the look in your eyes when she knots you sweetheart- you have to promise me you won’t look away.” Hobi and mc's wordless banter as they go out is so cute and mischievous lol I laughed a lil while Hobi and mc laughed in the car. I was so scared that my heart was beating quickly when the car spun off the road. The dead body tag made me so scared. I thought mc was going to have a major head injury or possibly die TT Thank god she's ok. The barely there kiss ahh. The slow burn is torture, yet so good. I wonder why he wanted to kiss her. He ran away so fast though :/ Their relationship progressed a lil even if it might be awkward until they confess their feelings ugh. The dead baby bunny TT It's so cute that he digs up the dirt. And that he kinda didn't want to stay to bury it because he was worried about mc's injury. Angry Namjoon is scary. Isn't the scruffing against the rules?! There's no consent?? I wonder if they're going to punished. Maybe together?! I can't wait to see what's next.

-🖤

i already reblogged my general thoughts but i’ll unleash the whore here 🫡 i was in a lovey cutie mood then and now we discuss the smut

tell me why the smut had me giggling BDJSJSNE it’s no secret i’m already a sucker for mommy tae but something about the smut 🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️ i would do anything for her. it had little elements of things i like reading in smut so i had a field day reading this one 🫡

HELP i kinda guessed that none of the main cast would d word since it’s been talked about them in future chapters BUT what the m/c said probably maybe definitely has a double meaning but i’m too stupid to try and figure it out rn, that will a job for future me

considering i read this like as soon as i woke up, it was a very nice start to the day. i think it ended in a really good place too?? idk how to explain it except it tickled my brain the right way 😭

[happybirfdayally]

Dylcan Meme

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice?

Dylan obviously 

Who threatens to leave but never actually does?

Neither, idk they’re one of the ships where it feels very toxic to throw that kind of thing out during an argument 

Who actually keeps their word and leaves?

Neither, but I could see Duncan maybe going on a walk for a little while after?

Who trashes the house?

Dylan is LIKELY but would she? No. 

Do either of them get physical?

I hate this so much, like none of our ships would ever so this will b deleted in future memes 

How often do they argue/disagree?

Very rarely? Duncan lets Dylan have her way like 90% of the time and she mostly ignores the other 10% unless it’s serious 

Who is the first to apologise?

Duncan probably 

Sex:

Who is on top?

Idk man they’re straight and I don’t think they really notice or care who’s on top the most

Who is on the bottom?

^

Who has the strangest desires?

Fuck if I know

Any kinks?

Duncan was really into the idea of worshipping type shit iirc? And Dylan was into it so I bet she has a praise kink a lil

Who’s dominant in bed?

How cute if that’s where Duncan has the most dominance in their relationship

Is head ever in the equation?

DUH

If so, who is better at performing it?

Duncan is like obsessed with it so thats allll him

Ever had sex in public?

Dylan’s at least suggested it now that they’re open

Who moans the most?

Duncan, presumably while he’s doin all that coochie eatin

Who leaves the most marks?

Dylan?

Who screams the loudest?

Idk man

Who is the more experienced of the two?

Neither, they’re each other’s firsties 

Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?

Both!

Rough or soft?

Both!

How long do they usually last?

Who knows!

Is protection used?

Yeah totally 

Does it ever get boring?

Na

Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?

Idk somewhere public

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?

They don’t plan on it rn, I think Dylan is still probably processing how she doesn’t have to have kids if she doesn’t want now that she’s not married to Raul.

If so, how many children do your muses want/have?

So TBD

Who is the favorite parent?

That said, probably Duncan? 

Who is the authoritative parent?

Dylan, she’d try not to be like her parents who ONLY really criticize her but she’d still put her foot down about shit.

Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?

Uhh Dylan, what do her kids REALLY need to learn from human school

Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?

Duncan, probably?

Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?

Dylan and Duncan, but Dylan would be the proudest cuz they’d be following in her footsteps 

Who goes to parent teacher interviews?

Neither, Duncan hates talking to people and Dylan hates people

Who changes the diapers?

Duncan

Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?

Dylan 

Who spends the most time with the children?

Duncan at first but eventually both of them

Who packs their lunch boxes?

Idk, Duncan

Who gives their children ‘the talk’?

Dylan, Duncan would be too awkward 

Who cleans up after the kids?

I feel like they’d hire someone for that

Who worries the most?

In a turn of events, Dylan 

Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?

Dylan

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle?

Both of them 

Who is the little spoon?

Dylan

Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?

Dylan

Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?  

Dylan

How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?

Idk a couple hours?

Who gives the most kisses?

Dylan

What is their favourite non-sexual activity?

Idk they were best friends for a long time before they started fucking, so it’s probably dweeby

Where is their favourite place to cuddle?

Everywhere, they’re def perma love bubbled

Who is more likely to playfully grope the other?

Dylan but it’s fun when Duncan gets in on it

How often do they get time to themselves?

Idk a lot

Sleeping:

Who snores? If both do, who snores the loudest?

Duncan?

Do they share a bed or sleep separately?

Share!

If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?

Cozy

Who talks in their sleep?

Neither? If Dylan did it would be terrifying 

What do they wear to bed?

Nuthin

Are either of your muses insomniacs?

No?

Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?

No

Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?

Uh probably not full wrapping cuz thats how u lose circulation but more cuddled

Who wakes up with bed hair?

Dylan definitely wears a silk scarf to bed, so I guess Duncan

Who wakes up first?

Dylan

Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?

Duncan’s the simp

What is their favourite sleeping position?

Cuddled

Who hogs the sheets?

Dylan but she’s close to Duncan anyway so he’s fine

Do they set an alarm each night?

Probably they seem busy

Can a television be found in their bedroom?

Maybe

Who has nightmares?

Dylan

Who has ridiculous dreams?

Duncan?

Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?

Neither but Dylan would if she was alone

Who makes the bed?

Idk

What time is bed time?

No clue

Any routines/rituals before bed?

Fuckin

Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?

Dylan

Work:

Redacted idc

Home:

Redacted cuz they’re rich

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem?

Fuck no

How many cars do they own?

Dylan cannot drive 

Do they own their home or do they rent?

They have an apartment rn that I’m assuming they rent 

Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?

Near school so idk

Do they live in the city or in the country?

^

Do they enjoy their surroundings?

Yeah, I’m sure. They get to stay together forever, they’d love wherever they were

What’s their song?

Idk

What do they do when they’re away from each other?

I feel like it’s pretty rare but they probably text the whole time

Where did they first meet?

High school

How did they first meet?

Idr

Who spends the most money when out shopping?

Dylan

Who’s more likely to flash their assets?

Dylan but only if it’s from Atlantica, nothing on land

Who finds it amusing when the other trips over?

Dylan, Duncan sure trips over enough to always keep her giggling

Any mental issues?

Idk

Who’s terrified of bugs? Who kills the spiders around the house?

Uhh I feel like they’d both be okay killing spiders.

Their favourite place?

Who knows

Who pays the bills?

An accountant or something idk

Do they have any fears for their future?

Probably something related to the fact that Dylan is a mermaid that doesn’t particularly love being on land all THAT much and Duncan’s a human and a lord or something?

Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?

Dylan and Duncan both seem likely, they like little gestures 

Who uses up all of the hot water?  

Dylan

Who’s the tallest?

They’re the same height but girl 5’8’ is always taller

Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?

Duncan? Because Dylan is in there so long

Who wanders around in their underwear?

Dylan

Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?

Uhhhhh?

What do they tease each other about?

Duncan gets teased by Dylan more than he teases her but idk he probably has his own zingers 

Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?

Dylan

Do they have mutual friends?

Pls

 Who crushed first?

Duncan?? 

 Any alcohol or substance related problems?  

No

Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?

Honestly both, Dylan for sorority reasons and Duncan cuz scottish

Who swears the most?

They both swear about the same amount?

[love-toxin]

Thinking about going to the beach with the fruity four... Steve immediatly taking a dad nap and falling asleep in the sun, everyone else drawing stuff on him in sunscreen (he gets a sunburn everywhere without a drawing so you can see the silly shit you drew on him for a few days). Robin volunteering to get buried in the sand, as soon as she's in up to her head she's like 'I'm hungry :(' so you have to hand-feed her snacks. Eddie tries to push you into the water with your clothes still on bc he's a menace. Feels bad about it afterwards tho and jumps in in his clothes as well so you're not the only one with wet clothes. Nancy saw this coming and brought a change of clothes for everyone. She's also the only responsible one so all of the snacks, drinks and the sunscreen are only there bc she remembered to pack them. She's just chilling underneath a beach umbrella & drinking a lil drink, fondly watching all the chaos.

words cannot express how much i want this rn......steve's dad nap is so accurate.......also not him beckoning you over before you run off to jump in the water, and getting you to sit in his lap to rub sunscreen all over your back. you and eddie digging robin out of the sand when she gets too hot to stay in, and yanking her out by the arms when it's shallow enough just for her to collapse into both of you, laughing. coaxing nancy out into the shallow area with you and the other two, holding her hands as she shrieks suddenly at how cold it is--she's so cute, she dives right into your arms for warmth but she's still laughing at herself. and only then do you see steve come running down the shore to grab you both over his strong arms, and grinning when you squeal and giggle before he tosses you both into the deeper water. and then all five of you are splashing and dunking each other, playing chicken with you on eddie's pale shoulders and robin sitting on steve's, while nancy judges the competition and gives a kiss to the losers. robin running out to get the polaroid and insisting on taking some pictures to save, ones you have no idea you're gonna still have when you're all old and gray in your precious photo album marked "1986 baby!". and when you're all soaked and sun-tired, you climb up the shore together and sit down on the picnic blanket, passing around nancy's sandwiches and chips and drinks, and waiting to watch the sunset while you're all sharing your towels. resting your cheek on one of their shoulders as you cuddle into their warmth and feel a kiss atop your head as you enjoy one of those many fleeting days of summer that you'll never forget.

[kirozai]

Okay but like I'm on genshin rn and I wanna cry cuz exams but I'm not gonna bc I love my kids so like

Can we have a reader that affectionately calls everyone lil nicknames they come up with ? And with hugs pls I want to hug my cute acolytes<33)

(i.e. Xiangling = Pyro Sweetie

Venti =Dumbass Bard (with lots of love packed into dumbass, and a lot of the time just dumbass)

Bennett = My Baby (like seeing him as their son

And finally:

Aether=changes a lot but near constantly has sweetheart or child in it)

Tyty TwT

please dont cry! we will get through it’! <33

(im guessing the people you said is the one you want!)

nicknames for love. <3

genshin cult au, obsessive worshiping, religious themes, blood themes.

xiangling

pyro sweetie? oh? xiangling your pyro sweetie? the first time she hears this is when she is making your most favorite dish! “thank you my pyro sweetie!” she freezes. after 20 seconds of her processing what you said she promises to be the best chef for you and only you! she makes your dishes even better! she loves nicknames from you! you made the nickname after all, so why wouldnt she?

venti

dumbass bard? oh how cute! its just a joke after all!! he loves your nicknames! he always does his best to keep you happy so dont worry do anything that makes you happy!!!! like paimon’s tone deaf bard nickname! you laugh about it all the time! venti doesnt exactly enjoy when others say the nick you made for him. only you can call him that!! call him whatever you want actually! he cares for you a lot and would even try to cook actual food instead of eating apples everyday if you wanted him to! hes one of the archons so youll see him being more loyal!

bennett

the nickname “my baby” always always always brings a smile to his face! your like… the best thing that has ever happened to him! whenever he’s around you he always says he is luckier when adventuring! fitting for an all powerful god am i right? but it truly does make him happy! so dont leave him like everyone else in his life okay? he’ll do anything you want! he will even make you his all speciality egg! (if your not allergic to egg and like it of course) but for his nickname very positive reaction!

aether

all of your nicknames have variety in it! but usually always have sweetheart and or child in it. its nice to have a nickname! especially one picked from you, everything you do seems so beautiful so you mustve made the nickname with kindness in your heart! of course no one and i mean No One. can call him that unless its you. so make sure to remind paimon or venti not to call him the nick name you made for him. we wouldn’t want another incident happening like the cele-. “thank you your grace” with a smile on aether’s face. :)

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AHHH LOVELY REQUEST :D

I can feel you 😭 examination’s marking period for me are coming up.

question: are these works to short or do you all like them like this?

THANK YOU FOR THE 100+ FOLLOWERS <333

kirozai out!

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Commentary on Interview With The Vampire - Episode 4 (Spoilers)

Now why did I think that was a cotton tree. Does Cotten even grow on trees? Okay

Omfg diaries! CLAUDIA MA CHÈRIE!

Black Angel :) he is beautiful! Pls, I love this!

From a young person perspective, I’m with Lestat. Imagine being a child forever? I’d loose my mind. @ vampires pls don’t turn me till I’m a crisp 35 pls and thank you.

“I dont know” I know this pisssed Lestat off. Like why you bring her here WITHOUT ANY PLANS? But also? Same Louis, same.

And ofc begging will help because Lestat would literally do anything to make his man’s happy, king.

Louis trusting Lestat and not saying anything as he nearly drained her —- iktr

Pls not a street cat, I love her.

“If you want it to be” Louis where will she go if it’s not pls he’s so nice, giving options and not tryna scare her. Lestat would have said yes ofc, and if you need anything else, tell me because I’m very rich.

“That make him the dumb one” not me weezing, child pls. And all while Lestat in the dark.

I love this tho, them communicating like this and watch Lestat be jealous as he should.

“What’s he saying” he’s so irritated! This is the reality Edward Cullen thinks he wants but trust, he doenst. Nobody does.

Relying on Louis words alone would make me anxious cuz it’s not like they understand eachother most of the time. And now miss C has access ? Yeah hang in their Lestat.

Not him calling her his lil Milkweed — IM SCREAMING

“Family secrets” awwwww. And Lestat got so happy! I’m so exited.

Uncle Les and Daddy Lou are the cutest nicknames!

Aww her observing them! She’s so cute.

Pls not the vegetarian parents vs the carnivore parent feuding. EAT HIM EAT HIM EAT HIM! Love how she sounds a lil sad but not for long cuz she about to have the best time and Louis will scream cry throw up

Lmaoooo ‘it has movement’ no because speak! Lestat, pls, You’ve been dragged for your outfits twice while we watched, you’re not a fashion icon pls you’re just French.

Pls not her smelling someone better hhhhahahahaa glad the swans are safe.

Ew not the singing, she’s so creepy, it’s perfect!

‘Not a cop’ Claudia said ACAP purr, that’s my niece for sure.

Lmaooo not now Lestat, he’s really tryna ‘that’s my baby’ rn? We’re busy bro pls have your proud father moment at home (but yes that’s y’a girl! PEIROD)

Lestat smiling at Louis as he really he’s him what Lestat taught him :) and I’m sure he’s especially happy because Louis had that whole morality dilemma. And now, he’s not even springing it on Claudia! Good!

Lmao she’s so pouty , same. Start screaming and kicking. “From starvation” hahahahaha ON HER KNEES, pls they need to pay attention or she’ll eat the streets💀

LMAO she’s having too much fun! FROG LEGS? Y’all sure this isn’t Leatats daughter?

Not her smashing the macaron, I know Lestat screamed cry threw up at the sight. It’s his country’s national treasur!

Hahahah not Kill Juice!

I love how she plays in the light! She’s such a kid Argh same.

Yes Daddy Lou is cute but Lil waif? Lmao not him calling her a fucking abandoned neglected poor orphan to her face 😭names go hard tho tho — they should drop a track

‘The book is her friend’ not Louis translating to Lestat who still don’t get it. She talks to books cuz she her daddy’s daughter hello? What’s not clicking.

Pls not the pen scribbling, it’s so loud 😭

And they squished in the coffin like sardines! MAMA,WE TRAPPED INNA THIS BOMBOOOOOOOO! WE CANNOT ESCAPE WE CANNOT GET OUT! WE TRAPPED LOKE A PACK OF SARDINES

NOT Lestat tryna threaten her and she unbothered, PEIROD. Nobody cares if your tiers uncle Les, answer the question 🔫

Omg! Louis French is good :) lmao Lestat just yelling FUCJING he’ll. Iconic. Lestat is super young-acting tho so idk how that was thrown at him. He’s mad cuz he cannot sleep, he cannot rest, 🎶a single mom who works two jobs —🎶

Pls not her testing the coffin, same.

Hahahahahahah not his feet in her face, baby was traumatized!

Not catching them get it on, ‘you miss me’ 🤓 yes pookie, hahaha I loved that

Glad Claudia realizes the hypocrisy, but don’t question him too much 😭 glad Louis set her straight cuz he’s been yelled at now a lil too much.

Pls not him explaining queerness, purr. She’s so freaking cute! Perfect casting!

Pls Claudia looks disgusted THAT FISH LOOKS NASTY INDEED. He’s tryna convert her and she’s still frowning, lmaoo. I lowkey don’t like this cuz he’s confusing her because he’s so tightly connected to his humanity still vs her adjusting so well already.

Pls not the call for prayer, mashallah. i could go on a 7 day rant about vampires and Muslims, and how Christian’s should step aside cuz their religion does not have the full facilities to hold such supernatural creatures to begin with! PURR

Claudia was out here on some author shit. Wrote all down like her life depended on it.

Her room is so nice. Lmao not her throwing stuff at him I’m screaming!

I’m glad she explains how time flies, cuz some ppl think eternal immortality is = boredom. YOU FOOLS!

Aww she truly is a child! Gets between her dads when they fight? Many of us are having war flashbacks, I bet.

Pls not them watching Nosfaratu and laughing! Same. The mockery. Pls

Another funeral, haven’t people died enough? And She wore red to a funeral? Baby, I bet it was lestats idea.

Pls not his sister against same

Sex parents hahahahahahahahha enough.

Not the smugness of Louis, same💀 I bet he’s sad tho, but still resentful after all.

Pls not his sister thinking Lestat pays for it all.. he does but Louis pays him back :/ put some respect on his name. And the threat. Pls! Their like a lil family of killers.

NOT THE SMELL! She was stood up there like that picture of blue Ivy

Lestat pls be Fr! cuz he acts however he wants and doenst care, and that’s why her behavior was fine lmaoo

Uncle Les and you are Evil Twins lmao, iconic evil twins.

Not him having the most convekyrrd complicated sex talk 😭 even i was slime huh? So he’s teaching her how to drive and what love and sex is? Iconic.

If someone called me belladonna I’d scream, that’s my fav nickname for her — why is he comparing her to drugs like this? Sir? 😭

Pls not them hunting together how Louis said he hated. Louis did tell her she hated it for a reason and I see why, but I see why Lestat loves it. Creepy, weird, enticing snd perverse.

Lmao not her just jumping him, I love this scene. “She’s with me” purr.

She’s realizing! I love it! But realizing too hard cuz now you playing grown.

‘Jumped a girl’ LMAO period, Lestat is so proud of her and Louis is terrified 😭I’m both 🫶🏾 Except that outfit is giving elderly, she truly is lestat’s daughter.

Pls, not darkie, I’m triggered y’all. 💀 NOT DARKIE. Almost had her commit homicide.

Omg he kinda looks like Louis’ brother :) omg.

Oh my gosh, she’s like a fanfic writer her thoughts hve be giggling.

She reads so fast she doenst even look down, me when? All so she could go see her man’s do his rounds!

THE FLOWERS! PLS! Not the blocking! ‘This is your father speaking’ LOUIS GET OUT OF HER HEAD! Can a girl get some privecy in here ?

Omg she’s matured so much! WAIT! I need a timeline cuz she said 19, is she lying or has 2. Years passed? If so, it took her almost 2 years to complete one diary? That seems fake.

Pls not the horse 😭 she’s finally getting what she wanted. But now I’m scared. ‘Your an Angel’ leave that man’s neck alone baby girl, cuz it cannot end good! YOUR KILLING HIM! CLAU! CLAU! NOOOOO! The horse fighting for its life in the back cuz she killed him!

I love her and I’m so sorry baby girl but not taking him home knowing your uncle is Lestat…. He’s gonna hurt your feelings Fr

‘He’s dead’ thump — I AN SCREAMING.

Louis: Lestat :/ — translation: be empathetic pls

Lestat: :) what? :)? — Translation: I keep telling y’all we vampires but everybody in this fucking house wants to mess around and be entangled with humans so this why y’all get, bodies bodies bodies..

‘Clean up after yoursel’ AND IM SCREAMING AGAIN. Y’all don’t understand this is him when he’s angry. When he’s yelling and shit? That’s him hurt and frustrated. Smiling and smooth and snip? Yeah y’all have him pissed.

Talk about taking actions for your responsibility. Lestat would be a ‘let it cry itself to sleep’ type of parent. He has to teach her tho or she’s gonna be miserable. And I love how harsh he is with her cuz this is exactly how Louis would have had to face the music if Lestat wasn’t so in love and so afraid of loosing him that he forced gentleness and patience out. Lestat fed up tho, he cannot have a Louis 2.0 situation, Mans 159, he’s tired.

“I don’t want you” 🤨 Louis, quickly, who does this remind you of? Option 1. You? Option 2. toi?

Not Anne Frank and Stephen king, Daniel…. 😀

‘I had two and their—’ lmaooo Daniel finish the sentence 💀

They have a lot of dark eras of their lives, ngl.

‘Bandaid for a shitty marriage’ DANIEL😭 this man must be an earth sign cuz what’s this brutality. Taurus maybe ? Or a

Coffin scene smacked. Omg the flavors! Me at 3am having yet another mental breakdown nBUT WORST. She’s realizing everything and it’s rushing thru her, poor baby about to end it. Pls and the nock on wood, CLAUDIA

LESTAT! LOUIS! GET HER! Their truly parents to an emo child cuz she basically cutting and venting to paper and I cannot beleive that’s how it ends :/ GIVE ME MORE DAMN IT!