#like why is it so complicated lmaoooo

[thetimelordbatgirl]

I actually need to ask the writers for X-Men Evolution why the fuck they needed to make Kurt's backstory/reveal he's Mystique's son so fucking complicated lmao.

[jonsnowunemploymentera]

Just found out that Jon Arryn was supposed to be with Ned when they found Lyanna in that tower and now I’m a mess my gawd!! Because we can make a pretty good argument that this would not work out at all in the long run, esp re having the secret of Jon’s parentage be so close to Robert’s inner circle, but 😫 the idea that two out of the three men who were involved in the ending of the Targaryen dynasty would have played a part in the preservation of the last dragon egg is so incredible?! The idea that Jon Arryn and Ned would’ve seen what happened to Rhaegar’s first two children and then come across a third one by chance, deciding that this one deserved to live though he would have to do so as a shadow of what he truly is??? If Arryn is still HoTK then he’s serving one of his surrogate sons as an official, but then helping the other one hide the enemy’s son???! The idea that these two men, Arryn and Stark, put this boy’s father’s killer on the throne, but then turned around and helped him live and not only that but one dishonored himself and claimed him as his own and the other one gave him his name as a blessing?? Maybe even as penance?! Idc what anyone says and I’m not gonna argue about this because I know GRRM had his reasons for ultimately changing it to Howland Reed, but this is actually the best version. Georgina ate that lil one thing I fear.

[llumimoon]

Btw just changed up the page navigation layout for The Talk comic !! I’ll make a master post of all the pages after the comic is finished bc LMAO all those links increasing every page killed me

[gaycrittercentral]

Welp it’s not Halloween anymore (and actually these pictures are from last year hkkhljhl) but who give a shit y'all wanna see my goofy lil Sam costume :D if you were here for my Halloween stream then you already saw this but if not then LOOKIT MY SUIT BOY

Fun fact, I made all this last year and meant to post it then but I was just too lazy whoops. So I'm tryin to do better this time around, lmaoooo. Anyway yeah! Samb costume!! If you wanna hear how I made some of the elements for this and gathered up the rest, feel free to check out my ramblings under the cut :Dc

This was such a fun project. A lot of elements were of course just staples of businesswear, like I found the suit jacket at H&M and the pants at Target (and hemmed them because I love men's pants but they don't love my short-ass legs), but some parts were a bit more complicated. The hat, for example, I also found at Target, but it had the wrong kind of band, so I just took that off and hand sewed on a length of wide black ribbon in its place. I ain't no milliner or haberdasher or what have you but I feel like it came out pretty ok! And the ears were an element that I figured would be a fun addition lol, they are made of fleece I believe? I forget. I gave them a bit of soft stuffing so they're basically two soft pillows, and then safety-pinned them into the inner brim of the hat--that way I can look like a normal person if I ever decide to wear the hat in public lmao.

The tie was an absolute delight to work on. And also torture. Y'know, kind of a 'why not both' moment. I ended up reverse engineering a tie I already had and cannibalizing its inner fabric to make the new one, since I knew I wasn't going to wear the original. The new tie is made with a silky blue fabric that isn't silk that I don't remember what it is because I have a sponge for a brain. Sorry ^^; But basically I replaced the original outer part of the tie with my new fabric and sewed her up by hand (it's not really a machine job as far as I can tell), then painted on the stripes with watered down black fabric paint. I had hoped that watering it down would prevent it from making the fabric stiff, but that didn't end up working because it required so many layers to be opaque, oof. There's probably better ways to go about it, so if you're making your own Sam tie it's worth it to do some more research! Plus, they do sell regular blue ties out there that you could paint. I'm just insane. And tbh I wish I had just bought one but at least I can say I've made a tie now lmaoooo

And I suppose the last element of this is the paper bag Max puppet! I love him so dearly, he was a delight to make ^^ I'd tell you how to make him but why do that when obviously I learned from the original? Make sure to put one in your car ok it's really important

God I love this comic. And I also dearly dearly love how faithfully they adapted it in the cartoon <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Anyway that's it that's all I got!! Also because I've never worn this thing out of the house it doesn't have shoes to go with, I just got some brown socks. I figure it fits with Sam as a shoe-hating person lmaooo. ok that's all bye thanks for looking hope y'all had a happy Halloween!!!!

[onesidedradiostatic]

Omfg, imagining how with Vox's head would "malfunction" whenever Alastor is around no matter what model his TV was and Alastor always making a comment of something like "you always say that your new models would perform better and better, yet they always still go away. I'm starting to even wonder why you bother upgrading your head if none of those problems go away" (Vox would get even more nervous whenever Alastor makes that kind of comment too)

..and Alastor has zero fucking clue that HE is the very REASON why Vox's TV malfunctions a lot. He has a big fat pathetic crush on you, you AroAce dumbass. (Least pre-rejection days. Vox's feelings now are super complicated but still strong for him)

LMAOOOO I love this, I find it incredibly funny if alastor just legitimately thinks the new tech is malfunctioning not just due to oblivion but also due to him looking down on new tech so it's not much of a surprise to him that it would malfunction. see, this is why he doesn't dip too much into video, this glitchy new technology is unreliable if it malfunctions this much.

[sleeplesssmoll]

LMAOOOO happy to be of service lol 😂. Also like what if the reason why Vertin just betrayed manus now was because they found out about schneider being human and killed her and since vertin was in manus she got to spend time getting to know her and develop a bond with her and knowing this arcana forced vertin to kill her like in cannon :D more angst!

I was considering this! Vertin losing Schneider after the two planned to escape manus together during the Storm.

But what if it was more complicated than that? Schneider helped Vertin escape, but she stayed behind because she can't abandon her family. Now, this is manus vertin who can't bare to part with her so instead of letting Schneider get Reversed with the rest of her family, she rips off one of the Masks from another member and places it on her face, thus saving her last minute from the Storm. However, Schneider become brainwashed and then becomes one of Arcana's pawns. Arcana makes them fight each other as punishment, but Vertin escapes. She promises to return for Schneider one day (which is why she returned to the Foundation).

As for Schneider, she's alive and well because Arcana knows her little puppet will come back for her. She's using Schneider as leverage. Honestly, she'd have gotten rid of Schneider long ago but Vertin took a liking to her so she kept her around. She thinks its amusing Vertin think Schneider will forgive her taking her away from the family she's fought for her whole life. Arcana's hoping that loneliness will push Vertin back under her wing because Vertin "doesn't have anyone else." She's waiting for Vertin to fail and realize she has nowhere else to go.

She trained Vertin so she believes she knows her apprentice.

[l3viat8an]

One of my favorite tropes is cryptic pregnancy (when you don’t know you’re pregnant because of your body type/shape, lack of symptoms, and/or because of the position of the uterus making it so that the baby develops towards your back so your bump is way less noticeable esp if you’re plus-sized), and I headcanon that humans are more likely to have a cryptic pregnancy when carrying a demon baby because the symptoms are different and the human body reacts differently to a demon baby than it does a human baby. So imagine poly!mc (specifically in a throuple with luci and dia) going to bed early with period cramps one night, and then going to breakfast the next morning with a baby in their arms lmaoooo. All the brothers are SO confused, and ask where MC got the baby from. Levi and Mammon both pass out when MC shyly admits they gave birth alone last night. They were really scared and disoriented afterwards, and that’s why they didn’t call for help. For extra dramatic bonus points, imagine everyone’s panic when they get a good look at the baby and realize it looks just like Diavolo, and even has little versions of dia’s wings. Barbatos can only pinch the bridge of his nose and sigh when he finds out what’s happened. Dia is ecstatic, and even though he knows he can’t, at least not yet, he wishes he could immediately throw one of the traditional week-long celebrations for royal babies. He settles for a smaller private celebration between he, MC, and the brothers. Lucifer is slightly less happy than Dia, because he knows how this will complicate things not only for their relationship, but for dia’s rule; dia and MC will have to get married, and the devildom will effectively have a new ruler with mc becoming the princess, and not only that, Lucifer will probably be given the title of consort, so that he can be legally recognized as part of the relationship…there’s gonna be MOUNTAINS of paperwork for this.

I read this and just can’t get past MC giving birth alone in the middle of the night jsksjsk

Like the trope is an interesting one, and this idea is amazing!! Poor Lucifer definitely ends up with a fuck ton more paperwork-

But- Just MC being, like “Oh, yea, I had a kid last night no big deal.” I mean they’re in hell so that’s probably not the weirdest thing but still-

And I’d imagine the first few weeks after the baby is born are the hardest. MC and the baby going back and forth between the castle and HoL a lot and Diavolo constantly asking them and Lucifer to move in with him officially.

[prettyboykatsuki]

Can I ask why you and your partner started dating because of BTS??

LMAOOOO

it’s nothing complicated but basically like. we met thru a mutual friend (who also liked kpop) and started bonding super intensely over bts 😭 this was around the time bts was releasing their more conceptual albums Iike during hyyh era and just before wings

basically we were both really into the lore so we would spend a lot of time together theorizing about the album story 🥲 as silly as it sounds lol. our friend wasn’t that into it so we would talk by ourselves a lot. we would like skype everyday and talk about the music and comebacks and eventually became close

when the blood sweat and tears music video dropped we spent like. 8 whole hours talking abt the symbolism and stuff. had a lil notebook and everything🥹 about the album and other things. there was also reading fic together but don’t get on me about that okay we were like 13/14 lmao

if it matters i was namjoon biased and he was yoongi biased lol

[astronicht]

☕️ here's another one. different pastries you've tried in the different places you lived

sorry about the text I'm on mobile and idk why it's big

hot take, I don't like Italian pastries. Ah wait this is places I've lived, so I'm being unfair, but they're too sweet. Let me taste the pastry!

France: honestly I was too enamored with the bread to notice much of the pastry. French McDonalds had macaroons. In fairness I was so broke I was budgeting for 30-cent baguettes, so a pain au chocolat was a diamond ring.

Florida: Free Publix cookies for minors lmaoooo. There's one particular bakery which was the only bakery within an hour's drive of my hometown, in a very old-Florida town, and in high school the minute it got cool enough to pull off my dad's leather jacket I would drive all the way up there alone to have a cranberry scone and look for alligators. However I feel like Florida's a place for lighting icecream on fire and eating watermelon and whiskey sours in the pool with ur mom.

England: british scones are bad and basically a stale american biscuit and I eat the cheesy ones regularly anyway. i love them, i hate them. it's complicated. it's breakfast. i want one right now. nothing is so bad or so comforting.

California: DIM SUM COUNTER. my regular dim sum counter did its own variation on hua juan which i will never replicate ever and genuinely sitting in your car at 7am, door open legs out on the street, cool Bay air rolling off the Pacific, eating hot scallion roll, is one of the main reasons human beings stay alive i think.

Austria: the bakeries are the only form of grocery store widely available on Sundays and even the chains are pretty good. There is usually a tourist in there about to erroneously buy something stuffed with poppyseed paste and then get mad about it. The apricot jam is the point, actually, so I'd go for the grocery store cookies with apricot jam lmao. Sachertorte is actually good if it's not dry, but it's often dry.

The best strictly defined pastry in my known world (available in Austria so it counts) IS the sour cherry strudel. Apple strudel ain't nothing. Find a Balkan bakery. Actually find anyplace that has previously been conquered by the Ottomans, because it turns out Turkey is like, huge on cherries. But find a place and get this. It's godly. There might be cherry pits in it be careful. They're for enrichment.

[fairytail-whathesays]

Natsu x Gajeel x Laxus, Part 3 of ?

I have let this spiral out of control.

Part 1 and Part 2

The next sign of movement on Naxjeel Island is when Natsu and Gajeel basically, after a week or two of threatening to break out into fights again at the sight of each other, they agree to a truce: maybe they aren't gonna both be able to date Laxus, but they will not be fighting over him. No matter what stupid shit they fight about, they are not gonna squabble over a man of all things.

Speaking of, Laxus has basically been unheard of since he shot Gajeel down. No one's seen him, not even his bodyguards aka Freed/Bickslow/Evergreen. So when they finally find him and get him alone, they have a lot to talk about.

Does he let them down again? Well, yes, but he's polite about it. He's barely ready for a romantic relationship, let alone one that has to be all tense and complicated, so even Natsu's throuple idea gets shut down. And besides--when he asks that crucial question "why do you two even like me?" they have some dumb looks on their faces when they try to answer. You know. Strong, handsome, etc.

It isn't that Natsu and Gajeel are shallow, they're just not good at this stuff. But what they are good at is using their noses. See, no one knows where the hell Laxus has been and what he's been up to...because no one else could smell the remnants of those chemicals Laxus was working so hard to wash off.

Turns out the old man's birthday is coming up and Laxus has been in the cellar...cleaning it. Yep, by hand. Why? Because he wanted to do something nice for his old man. Maybe kinda make up for all those times he left it a pigsty, etc. They don't tell Laxus they've figured this out, so he only gets to know when he sneaks down there one evening and they're in there--already having finished the half he hadn't gotten to yet.

Gajeel brought beer. Natsu is so ready to make fun of Laxus for ten thousand years over this. All mature and shit, just like a reformed thug punk should be, lmaoooo. Laxus makes them swear on the spines holding them up not to tell anyone and they just laugh his shit off.

And they chat about all those other times Laxus has been unexpectedly sweet, except he always has to be a badass about it. Stories get swapped--Gajeel has a lot to say about that time fighting Tartarus where Laxus showed up, 90% dead to rights, and all but made him a cheerleader while he pummeled Tempester. Natsu has similar things to say about the fight with Hades.

Laxus isn't interested in hearing that shit. He wants to be more than strong, now. If he's a hundred or a thousand times stronger than someone else, or anywhere inbetween, he doesn't care--and Gajeel gets...a little sentimental.

Like he's just sitting there talking out loud about how worried he was when Laxus was fighting Tempester. Something different than just being worried for his life. That feeling that he might lose someone he really admired and felt like he could maybe connect with. And how Laxus' skin was all cold and clammy but it felt like touching fire when he touched his bare body. It's this stream-of-consciousness that just kind of overflows him and he's basically like. Coming to terms with liking men and liking Laxus right there at the table with Laxus and Natsu both listening. Summarily ruined when:

"I don't think I've ever screamed someone's name that many times." "I have that effect on people." "Shut the fuck up, asshole!"

Because they really do connect well. It prompts similar purgings from Natsu and Laxus. Natsu isn't as bothered by it being a man as Gajeel is, talks about how Laxus has always kinda been his hero a little bit, and is still ready to crow to this day about how he was right, how he knew Laxus better than anyone thought, knew he had a big heart in there somewhere. Laxus is all embarrassed and he comes clean about how he still isn't great at social stuff and hesitates to try and bond with people, but that he's come to admire the both of them a lot and, well. He's not gonna deny that Gajeel is a hunk and a half or that Natsu has a smile that could replace the sun.

There's a very honest conversation about how all three of them see things in the other two that they really want to be and be around, little details and charming things that make them like the others more. But they don't get together. Not yet.

The truth is Laxus just isn't sure about relationships yet. He's still very much a reflective type who has doubts about his own flaws. He worries he might not be a good boyfriend, especially to guys like Natsu and Gajeel who he actually admires. But he never tells anyone that.

I truly couldn't create the scenario that gets them to come together, at least not in a tumblr post where i try to limit space. Let's say it's Alvarez, or something that comes after. Some big huge event that puts Natsu and Gajeel on the line, and Laxus is forced to fight again. Come to terms with how much he wants their love almost as much as their safety.

But when it happens, it happens gently. The climactic fight scenes are one thing, but what I picture is a relaxed air, and just letting the love breathe, letting the affection surface. Maybe there's no words at all. Maybe Laxus just finds himself in a hammock, drifting off, not caring all that much that Natsu and Gajeel joined him on either side. Natsu's the brave one, so his lips find Laxus' first. Laxus turns and kisses Gajeel, too. It takes a little nudging but Gajeel gives Natsu that kiss right back.

Gajeel gets to be vulnerable, Laxus gets to be needed, Natsu gets to be honest. It all works out.

Alright so this farce has gone on long enough, I definitely did not need to make 3 whole parts to a single ask about relationship headcanons. No one asked for all that.

I will be doing one more post and getting to what the ask was probably actually about, which was general headcanons about their love life and sex life if no one is opposed. And it will be worth it to get to that point.

[lazzarella]

And it's Wandee Goodday rambling notes time again! I'm so glad I've been out of it this week because Saturday got here quicker than usual haha

- Ahh, opening with another soft sleeping scene! Look at Dee, he's so fond just looking at Yak sleep!

- Another nightmare!! Aww, poor Yak

- Why is Dee scratching Yak's back so cute and sweet?? Also, where can I get me someone to scratch my back??

- I love that Dee asks Yak for some support! And that Yak immediately takes his hand and tries to boost his confidence! For all their inability to verbalise or settle on their own feelings for each other, they're still good at communicating in others ways, and I like that it adds this layer of complexity that makes them feel more real?

- First watch, Dee felt a little pushy about the psych thing, but the second time I realised he doesn't push too much before Yak agrees. Plus, Yak is always pushing the no kiss boundary XD

- Is Yak in another now unneeded disguise or is that just a really ugly outfit?

- And why is he noseying through Dee's things? Oof! That photo! But that's what you get for snooping I guess :P

- Still! My heart! His sad little face ;__;

- What's up with the first kiss poster in the lift? Am I missing something?

- (Okay, that double flashback with the notebook/photo was a little confusing and usually the editing in this show doesn't confuse me lol so, Yak saw that Dee was going to get rid of the book/photo at some point, but then he didn't, which might be more upsetting than if he'd just found it for the first time that morning?)

- Kao yet again calling Dee out for complicating things! lol I totally get Dee's hesitation, though!

- That quote about losing someone you love if you don't show it sometimes is so on point

- Ter throwing down the gauntlet! I do not like this man lol

- "Mommy is all ears" But I LOVE Cher! And I love Yak's little family

- Ooh, I love that the "If you say you don't care about someone but keep their things" (paraphrased) from the trailer was about Dee keeping Ter's photo

- Blimey! That weight training scene!!! Also, how do they go from sexy to sweet so seamlessly??

- Ahhhh! I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR YAK IN THE SHOWER! Give a girl some warning. Whew

- That bathroom scene is SO flirty! I'm glad we're still getting flirty scenes with them. And Yak looked kinda into getting sniffed by Dee there 👀

- Omg. Omg. Yak and Yei's adorable little boxing glove signs with their names on their doors. Ahhhhhhhhhhh. Have they had them since they were kids??? It's so cute :3

- Yak sneaking out is so funny! But then seeing Yei WATCHING HIM took me out lmaoooo

- A candlelit dinner!!! Is that Dee taking Kao's advice?? (To show how he feels)

- Oh, there are candles everywhere! I guess that's romantic but my brain always screams death trap XD

- ugh, go away, Ter! That's what Dee should've said >:(

- OMG YAK HAS A KEY??? We didn't know this before right???

- Okay, I thought I was disappointed in Dee for going with Ter when he has plans with Yak, but I'm actually disappointed that they set it up so weakly. We know Ter is manipulative and have seen Dee is still getting caught up in it and is still uncertain of his feelings toward both Ter and Yak. And I can believe he might want to resolve those conflicting feelings. BUT we've also seen him push back against his manipulative tactics more than once lately (though we’ve also seen him start to soften again), so it makes little sense to me that he'd just go so willingly so quickly when he’s in the middle of setting up a romantic dinner for Yak? If they'd just shown him be like 'I have plans' and Ter cajoling him, I'd have believed it. But it felt kinda weak and I wouldn't have cared but I love Dee so much and it just feels off enough to bother me!! But it's also the ONLY thing in seven eps that's disappointed me, so... Anyway, we now return to our regularly scheduled programming rambling:

- Yak just waiting is breaking my heart ;__;

- Wait, Dee sent Kao a voice message? When? How? Dee left his phone in his apartment?? I'm so confused lol (it really feels like they didn't know how to get Yak to Ter's apartment to see him and Dee together XD whatever, I'm handwaving it, it's going to lead to delicious angst, and I've handwaved bigger things)

- Pow! Right in the kisser!

- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

- (by the way, I 100% believe Yak getting upset this fast and ending things because Ter was goading him earlier and he found that photo and we know he’s super insecure in general)

- Oh no! Yak taking the necklace off Dee as an inverse of when he gave it to him ;__;

- (This is why I handwave inconsistencies because it gives me scenes like that 👆🏻)

- So pretty when cry (this is literally what my notes said lmao)

- Omgggggggggg! Dee reaching for the necklace but it's NOT THERE! That look of UTTER devastation!!! Fuuuuuuuuck. Inn's acting in this scene is on fire

- Ofc Taem is there! Haha. Idc because Yak is so endearing when he's sad—Great's acting is also fire

- Dee is still messaging Yak!!!

- Awwwwwww! Dee has a pink suitcase! I love this man so much <3

- Oof! Super awkward almost kiss with Taem! Like... There was tension, but it was not sexual lol on either side. At least, I don't think so. Taem's hard for me to read?? She looked shocked, but not happily so, but maybe she did want to kiss him, I have no idea, arghhhhhhh. I have like 3 theories about her but they’ll probably all be wrong so I’m not sharing them 🤣

- AND! I love that they both opened their eyes and pulled back? Like, you can see Yak is realising that's not what he wants. That was really nicely done

- I have nothing to say about Dee and Ter in Japan or drunk!Ter or their almost kiss lol

- Sigh. Boxing is so boring...

- (Okay, to date, my only encounter with Luke was him saying Mix has a big(?) ass and a sweet face in Safehouse lol I just needed to write that down)

- The boxing match is excruciating! D:

- okay, seeing Dee and Ter everywhere, already explained but what’s with the Nazgûl dude???

- Hee! Dee speaking English is so cute!

- "Someone like me keeps disappointing everyone" -> oof, we're really seeing the depths of Yak's insecurities! Because earlier he said something to Dee about never doing anything right in his eyes?? Damn

- That single tear rolling down Yei's cheek ;__;

- "Doc. I lost" Ahhhhhhhhh! MY HEART! The way he says that????

- THEY ARE KISSING!!!!! ON MY SCREEN! THEY. ARE. KISSING!!!!

- I love that Dee initiates and just goes right in, his hand cupping Yak's face, no need to say anything, because the kiss is enough

- Awww. Yak's face when Dee says it's a consolation reward! He looks kinda disappointed but resigned??? Goodness me

- THIS KISS IS ALL FROM ME! OMFG!!!! YES! YES! SUCH A BEAUTIFUL WAY TO DO THIS!!!!

- I no longer care about inconsistencies or weak characterisation THIS KISS IS EVERYTHING!!!!!

- (I wonder how many of the fifteen kisses we saw, I didn’t count lol)

- The preview is giving me a lot, but also kind of nothing, but also DEE HAS THE NECKLACE BACK! WOO! Hope we get to see it being returned to him

[loving-family-poll]

i think there's something interesting to be discussed regarding if and why people might consider something asexual & abusively enmeshed "less" incestuous than something sexual & entirely unenmeshed... like is incest, the term, defined by the abusive family structure & harmful enmeshment, or is it defined by the intrusion of the sexual into biological relationships? is something "more" incestuous if it's sexual than if it was purely emotional incest? would two siblings who were separated at birth and complete strangers to each other starting a purely nonromantic FWB situation be "more" or "less" incestuous than a father manipulating his daughter into becoming emotionally enmeshed & an emotional replacement for his wife without ever so much as hinting at sexually touching her? if a character is 100% asexual and aromantic, could they still form incestuous relations with other characters, due to coding certain familial relationships as abusive in certain ways?

much to think about, and it's all very interesting. kind of a tangent from the other anons because two siblings raised together making out is absolutely explicitly incestuous though lmaoooo.

Yeah what we consider incestuous and why is so interesting and complicated. I did put non-biologically related pairings on this poll for a reason, there's a lot of different dimensions in which a relationship can be considered incestuous. Like for me personally, something like lukeleia (met in adulthood, have a healthy relationship, not abusively or codependently enmeshed) while literally incestuous, isn't very incestuous emotionally. While completely unrelated people could be in a very emotionally incestuous relationship. For the whole amm/camille and wincest thing I think the operative word isn't incestuous but explicit. Sam and dean can be IMPLICITLY incestuous but they aren't EXPLICITLY incestuous the way amma and camille are is all I'm trying to say

[mydysfunctionalvampirefamily]

Neil being so awkward and avoiding Britta at all cost while talking about Pendragon.

Neil immediately asking if Nara is there and okay. Take notes, Nara!!! <.<

It's interesting that Miles and Neil now say camarilllllla instead of camarilla. (I'm a camarilllllla girl myself)

Wowowow Neil you're coming in with biiiiiig snitch energy, buddy!

Miles chasing Neil away with an uncomfortable question for Britta. 😂 So sweet.

"If you can convince him to do that." No Britta, if YOU can convince him to do that.

"I don't think I can talk to him again."😂😂 with all the fighting I would almost forget that this is the same night as that phone call.

Lmaoooo Neil!! Such snitch energy. Classic little brother! I saw Britta with a Boy!

Miles giving Neil shit. 🥰

Dad: I told you not to do this!!

Son: But dad! Britta did it much worse!

Wow and after all this Britta learns that Elsa wanted her to stay away from Pendragon. Damn, as if her feelings weren't already complicated enough.

"we'll see???" Neil!! You can't just casually drop that shit! That is creepy! Do you want to force her not to??

Ohhh Neil's memory loss, he has that quite a lot. With the dog tagging and his time in Baghdad, with his sire and all this. That must be very scary especially if you alrwady have anxiety because memory loss makes you feel even less in control.

Aww Johnny, that is sweet, and also very reasonable.

Okay Johnny thinking you can just defeat the sabat and all might be a tad unreasonable. But on the other hand this coterie needs some positivity.

There are lots of similarities between Neil and Britta that are really floating up to the surface right now, the memory loss, not in control of their own actions.

Sorry, Britta we will never be able not to laugh at you hitting Pendragon with a coffeemaker.

Wynn and Miles being forced on the same side because they're little shitheads laughing at pendragon. 😂

An fucking utter shitshow, really apt description of the past few days, Johnny.

You sure did try the apology thing, it did work out. 😏😏

Neil, buddy, what's going on. You're very probing with Britta and Pendragon??

Miles is just hoping Vitell is the mole so he could kill him.

Oh no Neil thinking Miles was serious about giving an ordeal. Poor Neil and poor Miles. They often like to think the worst of him.

Neil, what is going on, why would Miles not have you in the new haven???

Uhoh.... Neil insane laughter. Oh thank god that it was some weird shit and not Neil actually being so creepy.

Wait what why are they fighting in new York all of a sudden? A fucking dragon again???

Yes! Wynn and Miles talk! 👀

If he had known how upset Wynn would be he might not have gone through with it. 🥺

The Marcos reference. 😭

This talk is really good! I like it when mom and dad argue a little, but a fight like this isn't good. I'm glad they're communicating.

Miles just wanting to protect the people he has left. 😭

At least they can bond about hating tremere.

[izvmimi]

cw: space odyssey au. inspired by the game haven! a little hurt/comfort a/n: probably will be part of a series if i ever get the time to write it lmaoooo

it's 2am and you can't sleep.

at least it would be midnight if you were still on regular soil, governed by your usual suns. you'd like to think you should continue to manage the flow of time with the numbers of your digital clock, but you'll land at your new forever home just hours from now, and who knows what waking and resting hours will be then.

the whirring of the ship is easier to hear at this time, although your friend insisted that this was a particularly fancy vessel the six of you manage to steal, nearly silent compared to similar vehicles of its size. it can accommodate many more than just six, perhaps a dozen people really, especially since you've paired off and share single rooms for the purposes of closeness (really lovemaking), however the extra rooms have been repurposed into many other things, including a small laboratory, a library, and a greenhouse, and a room just for tinkering on the engineers' in your party's request. you wonder if instead of sitting in the kitchen, looking forlorn in front of a bowl of reconstituted milk and dry cereal, you should instead check on the plants and the small temperature-controlled aquarium, that way you can keep your mind off things.

you don't think you regret your decision, but you are concerned for the future.

you pass the last room down the hallway, blocking out the muffled giggling coming from bakugou and his partner's room. they had not hesitated to formulate this plan to leave the second the Matching ceremony was over. if anything, they were the strongest believers in this plan. shoto and his love had been slightly more reluctant and particularly keen on asking about the details. after all, you're not sure this planet you are escaping to even exists. you are not sure what you'll find there, and you definitely are not sure you will live in bliss forever. but they have decided to let love guide them to a future where they are free to love whom- and however.

you want to be so sure, and you are sure that you love the man who is still asleep in your bed, but the what ifs continue to disturb your peace.

man cannot subsist on love alone, you've been taught since you were very young. That's why society has left the complicated matter of sex and love and procreation and family to the algorithms set by Credo. Credo is always right. Credo knows best.

so why hasn't Credo stopped you from falling in love? why were you assigned to someone you could not even dream of loving half as much as you do Izuku?

you can't eat love, you tell yourself. and yet, as you gently trace the leaves of the small potted pepper plants that greet you first in the hot humid greenhouse, you remember the way he looked at you with joy when you came to the dock in the middle of the night just weeks ago, panting and overburdened by overpacked bags, professing your will to reject your way of life, and you are full to bursting.

perhaps if your ship crashes you won't have to ever regret your decision, you think, pleased by your own dark joke. the smile quickly turns into a laugh, and then you are crying.

you've left your family behind, even if you will be surrounded by your friends and the love of your life.

you are a fool and so is everyone on this ship hurtling towards an uncharted planet.

even though you cannot subsist on love alone, love wakes to find you, sees you in tears on your knees in the dark of the night and crouches down behind you and holds you close.

love whispers into your ear that you'll be fine and wipes away your tears.

love thanks you for having the strength to follow your heart and promises to keep you safe to the best of their ability.

you turn and accept the consolation in his kisses but say nothing and he understands. you need proof that you'll make a safe landing, and proof that you have made the right choice to leave everything behind.

love carries you back to bed and holds you close until whatever awaits you in the morning comes.

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IVE BEEN GOOD KINDA… like lowk work and school is stressing me out and i hate my coworkers Bad and i might start carrying rocks in my purse too! 😂👻🙏🙌😭😍

the new smau btw like.. bae u play apex?? MY TWIN WE ARE NEVER BEATING THESE ALLEGATIONS I LOVE APEX 😂🙏🙌😭😭😭😭🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

but omg no it’s not my last semester i decided to take summer classes after my spring semester ended so i’m going straight into the fall semester after my summer sections are OVERRR like why would i ever do this to myself 😭😭 (i had to) (i had no choice)

but i’m SOOO LOCKEDDD INNN.. (me seeing ur notification and reading the new update like i don’t have a lab report and exam due in 5 hours)

but god this enemies to lovers i can smell it … haechan … u need y/n sooo baddd u need y/n soooo badddddddd

now what is ur rank in apex.

- 🌷

take it easyyy take breaks if you need to!! i wouldn’t say to quit your job because that’s extreme but you should definitely try to minimise your interactions w your coworkers.. or they need to start being bearable #YOUARENOTTHEISSUE!!! LMAOOOO we might all have to carry rocks, the way i threatened a friend today w the same rock threats that karina and y/n use plsss 😭

uni sounds soooo complicated i have no clue how i will deal with that.. YOU NEED TO LOCK IN THO you got a lot on your plate right now but i’m sure you’ll finish it and KILL IT… YOU GOT THIS TWIN IM SENDING TOU GOOD ENERGY AND I HOPE YOU GINISHED YOUR LAB REPORT OR ILL BLOCK YOU😑 (jokes)

AND KEY WORD IS USED TO…. i used to play it during the summer of 2022 RELIGIOUSLY like i was staying up till 4 am in the morning playing it on my phone because i was so facking goated at it like don’t even play w me 😂‼️ urmmm idk remember what my rank was honestly because i started in the summer and i think i deleted the app when the new school year started because of storage issues 😓 i could check my ea account but idek remember my password for that 😅

he needs y/n sooooo bad like he doesn’t know it yet but she is perfect for him trusttt he will want to start doing gfs very soon 😂😂🤫

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Of your readings so far, which Batman has your favourite characterisation and why? Which has your least-favourite?

ooh okay this is a very hard question, because I'm very predisposed to like Bruce and will forgive a lot of bullshit. even when he's written in ways that frustrate me, like Murderer/Fugitive or Lonely City, I'm frustrated with him, not the writers' choices, because they're not so much writing him in a way I dislike as writing him in a way that puts all of his biggest flaws on display and really highlight what a nightmare of a person he is to know and love, so the feeling of frustration is very much an intended reaction.

of my recent reading I was really knocked over by Batman #416 and how it really cuts right to one of the most interesting aspects of Bruce's character to me: the conflict between his desperate hunger for companionship and the trauma-born control issues that make him almost impossible to maintain to close relationship with.

#416 does this by having Dick show up back at Wayne Manor to ask Bruce what the fuck he thinks he's doing running around with a fresh Robin after unceremoniously firing Dick "for his own good" at the tender age of 19, after six years working side by side. it's heartbreaking on both sides, because both men are clearly Not Okay about the experience. Dick was set adrift with absolutely no support or direction from the man who took him in and shaped his entire adolescence, and Bruce goes pretty much full Bruce mode upon being [gasp] forced to admit that he missed Dick and was lonely. it's not pretty!!

bby girl you are so emotionally repressed and maladjusted

(also press F in memory of when Dick was mad as hell and ready to throw hands with Bruce at the drop of a hat, the above panel only happens after like two solid pages of Dick yelling at Bruce to stop lying and deluding himself lmaoooo)

anyway this is a pretty simple issue but it's a really good little showcase of who Bruce is is as a person and mentor (deeply flawed!!!) and reminder that while the Bats do care for each other enormously, that care comes with a lot of pain and complication because of the general fuckery their lives entail.

least favorite characterization is when Bruce saved Ronald Reagan's life during the AIDS epidemic