#obmswd poly mc

[l3viat8an]

Poly MC from nightbringer coming back in the original timeline but MC is closer friends with Solomon and whenever MC does something usually for just the brothers, Solomon is now included.

For example MC goes shopping and buys stuff for Solomon alongside the usual things MC buys for the brothers. Eating at a restaurant with the bros, and Solomon is always invited etc.

how do you think the brothers would react to it?

Ooooh the boys are sooooo jealous. I mean it was already bad enough Solomon could go back and forth to the human world and see MC whenever he wanted!

But this??? Letting him tag along and even buying him presents? They all hate it.

(The exception being Asmo and he starts to hate it after awhile-)

And Solomon, being Solomon lol is always trying to be closest to you. Stuff like sitting next to you at restaurants, trying to hold at least one of your hands before Mammon, Satan or Asmo tugs you away to walk with them.

Lucifer & Belphie can mostly ignore Solomon. Sure he’s there but if they don’t acknowledge him it’s not too bad.

(As said above Mammon, Satan & Asmo try pulling you away from Solomon the most lol)

Levi is jealous, but doesn’t mind too much as long as you give him attention and Solomon will talk about TSL. (Levi’s already used to sharing you so there’s no point in getting overly jealous now. Besides Solomon could be fun to have around)

Beel isn’t too sure about Solomon. I mean anybody who’s cooking is that bed is always suspicious-but you seem to like having him around, so Beel will share.

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I wish, I could find the post, but I suck with usernames and scrolling the tags didn’t work- but basically!!-

I saw somebody else’s post about how living in the HoL with the brothers, MC ends up in the oddest assortment of clothes everyday, because they’re wearing something from each boy and that got me thinking about just how silly that would look lol

Sooooo, just imagine MC wearing one of Levi’s anime t-shirts or like one of those shirts that say ‘Eat, game, sleep, repeat.”, Mammon’s boxes ‘n using one of Lucifer’s ties to keep their hair up (← I do this ‘n yes I’m projecting-) and a few proper hair clips from Asmo, Belphie’s sweat pants, Satan’s socks. Then if they get cold, one of Beel’s big jackets

And that’s just how MC walks around the house.

This little living mash up of their demons.

[l3viat8an]

Hi! I would like to ask you what rules do you think would be in House of Lamentation? Something like No dirty songs in the house. Because the last time brothers heard you singing along with it got you in a wheelchair for two weeks (poly Mc)

Hihi! Honestly not too many rules, the boys love any excuse to touch / punish you after all- but i can still think of a few poly!MC

No dirty songs is a given lol especially if MC is like me and likes to dance along- it’s dangerous ;) but MC can still play whatever music they want in their room, with the door closed.

If MC is wearing one of the boys oversized shirts around the house they have to wear pajamas pants too. They can’t have just underwear or shorts on underneath.

Whenever MC is cooking dinner the brothers can offer suggestions. But not requests. (Last time it turned into a whole ass fight because MC was obviously ‘playing favorites’ by picking Belphie’s suggestion)

MC takes showers / baths alone. This one is a little bit more bendable, like if MC’s using Asmo’s bathroom (-or they ask one of the boy to join them. But the boy can’t just invite himself in (which shouldn’t need to be a rule but in that house with those boy? It does lol))

and this one always sounds silly to me- but if MC is going to give a hug / kiss to one of the boys they have to go around and give the others a hug / kiss too. It’s only fair!!

Honestly tho this list depends a lot more on your / your MC’s dynamic with the boys. I just feel like these are kinda main / base rules tho for any relationship with the boy! ‘n I’ll definitely add more to this when I think of ‘em!!

[l3viat8an]

Imagine the brothers and dateables discovering poly!fem!MC can squirt during one of their scheduled monthly orgies (orchestrated mainly by Asmo, Barbatos, Simeon and Lucifer (I just KNOW they’re for sure the most kinky ones and as such would be well-suited to, like, setting up a sex dungeon and finding the best sex toys and aphrodisiacs, and we all know Barb would make enough food and refreshments to last a full 48 hours lmao), and hosted, ofc, at the palace in a “sex dungeon” (in all honesty it’s just a secret room somewhere in the palace with a bed big enough to sleep 20, and a bathtub that’s basically a swimming pool in the bathroom-sauna-combo. Probably also connects to Dia’s regular personal chambers via a secret passageway.) Not a request, just like imagine how hot that would be bc they’d all make it a competition to see who can make MC squirt the most/farthest/quickest/ect. Beel would absolutely go down on MC until they can think straight and are shaking from squirting half a dozen times. Asmo does it too, but stops when they start begging for a break. If MC thought Beel and Asmo were bad…boy are they in for it when Lucifer gets his turn 😬. He and Mephisto definitely get into a contest, and it definitely ends in MC dazed and exhausted. Lucifer wins with 1 more than Mephisto, with a total count of 15 squirts, so he wins in the end, much to Mephisto’s chagrin. The all-time squirt king is…drum roll please…Diavolo, with 20 consecutive squirts! His cock is just so huge, and he knows where to center his body weight just right so that his pelvis grinds into MC’s clit while he’s constantly attacking their G-spot, and I know for sure he’s got the stamina to last for hours…he basically turns MC into a water gun, and he won’t stop unless they use the safe word or pass out lmao; even Lucifer can’t help but feel a little jealous (of mc or dia? He can’t tell. Honestly both)…but he gets over it when Dia decides to take Luci to pound town while Barb resuscitates MC gives MC a bath after they wake up.

Sorry if this comes off as sorta unhinged lmao. I wasn’t sure how to properly word it at some points.

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MC’s getting all that

meanwhile me:

[l3viat8an]

What if poly MC tries to prank the brothers by having a Diavolo body pillow on their bed? He's barely clothed in the picture on the body pillow and every time one or more of the brothers barge into MC's room without knocking they're greeted with an almost naked image of the future demon king and it's on MC's bed.

You can bet Diavolo posed for that pillow too! He had to make sure MC had the proper image after all hssjhaja

Lucifer ignores it completely. He simply won’t acknowledge the pillows existence, besides rolling his eyes every single time he sees it.

Mammon hates it, he’s definitely tried to sell it before- (I mean it’s a mostly naked pillow of the prince obviously that’s going to get some money-) but MC caught him and he wasn’t allowed back in their room for like a week. After Mammon just throws the pillow off the bed whenever he can.

Levi retaliates in kind; by dragging his favorite body pillow around and trying to make MC jealous of it jsksjs

Satan does his best to ignore. But MC once caught his just punching the shit out of it for ‘no reason’-

Asmo loves it! Obviously it would be better if it was a body pillow of him~! But seeing Lord Diavolo almost naked isn’t a bad thing.

Beel genuinely doesn’t mind. It’s a pillow, it’s not like Lord Diavolo is actually in your bed and it is a really nice pillow-

I get the feeling Belphie tried to burn it before. Just light the whole pillow on fire-and even if MC caught him in the act he’ll try to deny it and say he found it on fire and was just about to put it out-

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Poly MC: What do you have there?

Child: A KNIFE!

Poly MC: No!!

Lucifer, looking at the brothers: Who of you gave our child a knife?

All the other brothers: It wasn’t me!!!!

Solomon:*Who’s over for his weekly ‘beg Lucifer for a pact’ meeting* Huh, I wonder who would do that…

MC: I’m going to kill him.

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Poly!MC imagine:

MC accidentally leaves the browser on their laptop open on an akuzon listing for a rabbit vibrator when they leave to go to the bathroom, which Mammon sees when he walks into their room looking for them. He smirks, and immediately he knows he’s going to have fun with this. He takes a picture of the browser tab with his DDD and sends it to the poly group chat with the message, “Found this on MC’s laptop. I think we should buy it for them as a present, so we can use it on ‘em later.” Asmo is the first to reply with enthusiastic agreement, and Belphi and Solomon agree with Asmo. Satan, Beel, Lucifer, and Simeon all say it’s a bad idea, and that MC probably didn’t mean to leave the tab open, and to take a picture, let alone buy the toy, would be a huge violation of their privacy. Levi doesn’t respond because he’s too embarrassed lmao. Dia and Barb don’t see the message in time to weigh in before the decision is made because they’re busy. Mephisto doesn’t reply at all, because he’s more of a one-on-one relationship MC has with the permission of all parties because he refuses to interact with the brothers and vice versa, so he’s not even in the GC (if it’s an emergency, like MC getting hurt or smth, they’d add him to keep him in the know for MC’s sake, but they’d delete him after lmao). Mammon places the order anyway, and closes the tab before leaving the room. MC doesn’t think anything of it and thinks they probably just closed the tab themselves and forgot they did it or something. I’m sure you can guess what happens next (and also it’s 1 am and I don’t feel like writing any more-)

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Nsfw content MDNI

🌚!!!!!!!! I shsjsj this- shkshsjsns-

Okay sooooooo my question is who gives it to MC?- oooor do they just get it in the mail lolol

Anyways-

Imagine Mammon just waking into your room, sitting on the bed like he always does and handing you a box. He’s smirking and you ask what it is “Just open it.” and you do. A little lot surprised to see the toy you’d been looking at. “So ya like it?”

Or are Mammon and Asmo just sitting or you bed waiting for you with the toy already in Asmo’s hand-

Ooooor you just find the box on your bed with a little note “From: Us To: you ♡”

[l3viat8an]

I love the idea of poly MC decorating their bedroom with photos of the brothers, not just Asmo's nudes. Like imagine there's one family photo of the brothers with MC.

Then there's also individual photos of each brother but in funny situations:

Leviathan - a random pic of him standing outside looking like a normie

Mammon - an incriminating pic him standing right out at Lucifer's door holding a bottle of demonus

Belphie - asleep with an ink moustache drawn on his face

Beel - making weird faces after tasting Solomon's food

Satan - a pic of him holding kittens in his arms while standing inside Lucifer's room

Lucifer - drunk blushing face, sitting beside Diavolo

and MC telling the bros "I added pics of you guys too so everyone is included."

The photos are all over MC's walls along with Asmo's nudes

Yesss these are so cute anon!

And ofc Poly!MC has tons of photos all over their room of everyone!! It’s only fair after all.

And more then one pin bored that’s set up collage style, that’s everybody hanging out at the fall or during one of the many festivals ‘n parties they’ve all attended!

[l3viat8an]

What if poly MC has an identical twin who is married. The brothers would find a wedding photo of MC's twin and the spouse and start asking "who's this other human?!"

MC panics like "Wait!!! That's not me! That is my twin sibling who got married! Don't attack my family and my in-laws! 😭" MC explains everything to calm the bros down

Jskaj The utter confusion on all the demons faces “What do you mean your twin is married??” 

Even if they know about MC’s twin it’s still weird to hear, that someone who looks exactly like their lover is married-

And the demons are a tiny bit offended MC never told them, their twin was married!!

They could’ve already seen what MC would look like in a wedding outfit all this time!

The next day MC finds their twin and spouse sitting in the living room having tea / coffee with the brothers and chatting about the wedding and MC’s upcoming wedding- wait what?!?!-

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the brothers come up to mc and ask which of them is the best in bed. mc says "me" and walks away

And the brothers can’t even argue!!

MC is soooo obviously the best!! After all, they’ve laid the whole student council and can have any demon they want~

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I finished a lesson where Levi and mammon lost a dare and had to act like Asmo and Lucifer respectively, imagine mc going along with it and teasing them

Poly chubby mc: So does that mean you two are still up for our usual threesome?

Mammon and Levi: 😳😳

Satan, Belphie and Beel: Your wha-

Asmo, bursting it: OF COURSE DARLING~❤

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Okay but this totally turns into an argument- cuz Mammon and Levi aren’t missing the opportunity!!

Mammon: Wait, wait!! If we’re acting like you ‘n ‘supposed to be doing what you do…..then we should spend the night with MC!

Levi: What?! Ooh- Uhh r-right!!

Asmo:*half pouting* No! You’re acting like us not cutting into our time with MC!!

Mammon: That ain’t what ya said-

And MC’s just standing off to the side watching them argue lolol

[l3viat8an]

What if poly MC is subscribed to Asmo's onlydevils and has his pictures printed out and on display in their room. The photos are hanging on the little branches on the wall plants in MC's room. How would the brothers react to the pictures when they enter MC's room

Nsfw (-ish?)

Just talking about Asmo’s nudes, I’m not describing them or anything lol

I feel like Asmo’s the type of person to have his own nudes on his wall lol

So it’s not that, that bugs the brothers it’s more jealousy that it’s not their pictures in MC’s room. 

This is something Lucifer will acknowledge and probably tell MC to take them down. After all what if Luke wakes in? It’s just not acceptable to have them displayed like that. (And he’s a bit jealous MC’s showing off Asmo’s photos but not his-)

Mammon wants to start taking them down immediately, but he won’t that’ll just make MC mad at him after all. But he will ask “Why ya got them on display???” After all he’s sent MC tons of pictures better then those! Why aren’t they on display???

Levi doesn’t believe his eyes at first and does a triple take before acknowledging, that he saw what his eye said he saw. He tries to ignore them. It’s hard. But he tries! Whenever MC’s not looking he rips one or two down and throws it away or stuffs it in his pocket to toss later. (Levi’s wayyyy too jealous to just leave them up.)

Satan rolls his eyes, honestly as if Asmo’s ego wasn’t big enough this is just going to make him worse. And it seems like MC’s playing favorites just putting up Asmo’s-

Ahh the demon himself Asmo~! He loves seeing his Photos on display like that~ he’ll even offer MC some “Originals, as long as you’ll help me pose~”

Beel doesn’t care, I mean it’s just not a huge deal to him. He doesn’t like the pictures but as long as he doesn’t have to look at them he’ll pretend they’re not there.

Belphie is another one who rips them down when you’d not looking but he just leaves they laying on the floor. (Jealous little shit-)

[l3viat8an]

Random demon: Are you open for an eighth?

Poly mc: Are ready to run?

Random demon: Wha-

Demon brothers, scowling and standing behind them

Blep cat

The brothers: 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Poly!MC: That means no.

Random demon: Oh….okay…*running away-*

[l3viat8an]

One of my favorite tropes is cryptic pregnancy (when you don’t know you’re pregnant because of your body type/shape, lack of symptoms, and/or because of the position of the uterus making it so that the baby develops towards your back so your bump is way less noticeable esp if you’re plus-sized), and I headcanon that humans are more likely to have a cryptic pregnancy when carrying a demon baby because the symptoms are different and the human body reacts differently to a demon baby than it does a human baby. So imagine poly!mc (specifically in a throuple with luci and dia) going to bed early with period cramps one night, and then going to breakfast the next morning with a baby in their arms lmaoooo. All the brothers are SO confused, and ask where MC got the baby from. Levi and Mammon both pass out when MC shyly admits they gave birth alone last night. They were really scared and disoriented afterwards, and that’s why they didn’t call for help. For extra dramatic bonus points, imagine everyone’s panic when they get a good look at the baby and realize it looks just like Diavolo, and even has little versions of dia’s wings. Barbatos can only pinch the bridge of his nose and sigh when he finds out what’s happened. Dia is ecstatic, and even though he knows he can’t, at least not yet, he wishes he could immediately throw one of the traditional week-long celebrations for royal babies. He settles for a smaller private celebration between he, MC, and the brothers. Lucifer is slightly less happy than Dia, because he knows how this will complicate things not only for their relationship, but for dia’s rule; dia and MC will have to get married, and the devildom will effectively have a new ruler with mc becoming the princess, and not only that, Lucifer will probably be given the title of consort, so that he can be legally recognized as part of the relationship…there’s gonna be MOUNTAINS of paperwork for this.

I read this and just can’t get past MC giving birth alone in the middle of the night jsksjsk

Like the trope is an interesting one, and this idea is amazing!! Poor Lucifer definitely ends up with a fuck ton more paperwork-

But- Just MC being, like “Oh, yea, I had a kid last night no big deal.” I mean they’re in hell so that’s probably not the weirdest thing but still-

And I’d imagine the first few weeks after the baby is born are the hardest. MC and the baby going back and forth between the castle and HoL a lot and Diavolo constantly asking them and Lucifer to move in with him officially.

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It’s 2 am for me but I finally remembered what I wanted to day:

Poly mc has a drawer filled with condoms with each size of it in oder for the brothers

100%!

Especially having seven kids I imagine that really makes safe sex important hsjshs

That and it’s honestly just impressive to see how many different sizes and how big they sell condoms in the Devildom-

And probably not just by size I mean….for fun ofc!- MC has some fancier ones, like ribbed or magic ones that enhance pleasure etc (it’s hell and they’re dating Asmo lemme dream~)

[l3viat8an]

Lesson 11 had some serious moments but I will not spoil the details but what if poly MC gets back to the current timeline and starts contemplating breaking up with the brothers?

Maybe 1 or more brother overhears a phone call between MC and Solomon where MC's feels like wanting to break up with the brothers because of their negative experiences with the brothers' past selves after the whole time travel thing.

I really, really have to play lesson 11 now-

But the brothers are going to try and sit MC down and explain, how what they did in the past is just that.

The past!!

There’s no way they would do that now and they’ll do whatever they have to, to gain MC‘s forgiveness or just not lose MC again for good.