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to this day i still think the #1 funniest thing ofmd has ever done was to take the world's fanciest-dressed dapper lil gentleman, have him witness some sort of theatrical play one singular time and immediately put him in a massive black turtleneck
#ofmd#our flag means death#stede bonnet#i actually lost my shit at this when i first watched this episode#and it still makes me laugh every time#like where'd he get that#the only black piece of clothing he owns
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18+ mdni; gn!reader
thinking about roomie!suguru, who steps out of the bathroom with just a towel hanging loosely around his waist. it's dangerously low and his happy trail is... leading your eyes to a forbidden place. water droplets cascade down his temple and his neck, his scarred chest and his toned muscles.
he finishes drying his hair with another, smaller towel before slinging it over his shoulder. he gives you a warm smile. there's still a bit of sleep in his tired eyes but he looks fresh, he looks good.
(he looks more than good.)
the morning light shines in through the small window of your shared kitchen and he hums at the smell of coffee. you're an angel leaning on the counter, hands busy with preparing your drink as he steps inside.
he chuckles. he asked you a question but you didn't hear it. he smells so fucking good; the smell of his shampoo and his fancy conditioner wash over your senses and it's easy to forget where you are. his eyes flick behind you before walking over to you with a smug little grin.
he bores his sharp purple eyes into yours – he loves how you react to him. he doesn't shy away from it, he's cockier than he looks. he loves the attention, he loves to be in your spotlight. he wouldn't care so much if you were a stranger, if you were a random person on the street ogling away, ut you're neither of those things, are you? no, you're something else.
he exudes warmth as he towers over you, his head tilted down to keep his eyes on you. he wants to play with you a little – he loves the way you're staring up at him right now. eyes big and wide, lip tucked under between your teeth. he's good with people, he can read them like a book and you're no different. he sees you swallow a dry lump, he sees you grace him with a flustered smile as you try to brush by the fact that he caught you admiring him red handed. he sees the way you're taking deeper breaths than normal, surely just to keep your composure. he can't wait to break you.
his arm reaches behind you to turn off the coffee machine with a small click.
"wouldn't wanna make a mess this early in the morning, now would we?"
melting. crumbling. falling down to your knees. you hate how much he teases (you love it), you hate how patronizing he sounds (it's hot). he's the only one that can get away with it – a charming smile that hides his deepest desires of sinking his teeth into little lambs like you, soft eyes that hide the need to watch them unfold before him.
his gentle hands long to hold, long to keep and covet. he thinks about you a lot; your shared mornings and afternoons, your exhausted naps and bitter rants about your days. shy gazes and lingering touches, stupid jokes and the cute little hidden sounds he keeps hearing from your room in the late hours. he's being patient, he's warming you up.
he's just as infatuated with you as you are with him. he's just more subtle with it.
or is he?
because you've heard him, too.
you don't know whether he's doing it unknowingly or he's actually trying to make you go insane – whichever it is, you are ready to bend at his will. soft groans accompanied by a steady slick pump; you didn't mean to listen in. you just wanted to make sure he's okay!
ear against the wooden door, you listened to him think about you. your name was on the tip of his tongue, but it was too early for that. he wants to smear you with his honey, he wants to drag you in but he needs to wait for it. this is perfect.
he did know you're were there.
he heard the floor creak, he heard the cutest gasp that left your pretty lips. fuck, you're perfect. his head was lolled back as he stroked himself to the thought of your wide, doe-eyes. how flustered you'd be, how flustered you were in that very moment. he imagined your trembling hands and your stuttered words and his dick twitched in his palm.
he thought about inviting you in and just making him watch as a form of punishment, for being a little pervert. he shuddered out a laugh and watched a glob of pre-cum cover his own fingers before mixing with the saliva and spit that's covering him already. he thought about making you sit between his legs so he could jerk off right in front of your beautiful face, he thought about your wobbly lips, your teary eyes. the way your thighs would press together.
your fingers would itch and twitch and he'd make you place them on your legs. he wouldn't want you to touch. yet. maybe he'd make you apologize and maybe he'd make you kiss the tip. he thought about how good you'd smell, how good you'd taste. another raspy groan crawled up his throat and you were about to cum untouched behind his door. like a creep.
he loves it. he's proud of you, he wants to push you even further. he wants to see what else he can make you do. this is exciting and he can't wait to devour you whole as a reward after he's done bullying himself into your body and your mind. utterly loved and corrupted—
— you're meant for him.
#SUGURUUUUUU I HAVE BEEN NEGLECTING YOUUU I APOLOGIZEEE I LOVE YOU SOOOSO MUCH#where'd i get the inspo for this? i listened to deftones in the shower😌😌😌😌😌#i love this suguru btw#HE'S STILL A LOVERBOY THOUGHHH#but he's a sneaky little thing you know#he likes to play with his prey before he goes in for the bite#the love bite ofc#ALSO headcanoning him as the biggest deftones listenerrrrr lani and salem are you hearing meeeeeeeee#we're gonna have one big makeout sesh!!!!!!#sugu#geto#geto x reader#geto drabble#geto x you#jjk#geto suguru#geto suguru drabble#wtf mickey can write#geto smut#geto suguru x reader#jjk geto#jjk x reader#jjk drabble#bro i can't make sense of present and past and future apparently#my apologies
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Oscar: So… [Robin sighed dramatically; he could’ve guessed where this was going even if he wasn’t privy to his father’s thoughts] Oscar: What’re you gonna do, sue me for not believing you? Robin: [snorts] He’s not bothering me, dad. Oscar: So, why don’t you talk to him-.. or anyone else at school for that matter. Robin: People don’t usually care what you’re saying, they’re just waiting for their turn to talk. Oscar: C’mon, not everyone’s like that. Robin: Okay.. but what if they don’t like what you say? Like, I say something and they think – oh, that was weird – and then I’m like, wow I wish I hadn’t said that and it’s super awkward and cringe. [Robin fiddled with his fingers, intent on convincing Oscar that anxiety was the culprit. It was easier than explaining the truth; that he could barely think straight amongst everyone else’s thoughts, that couldn’t be arsed, didn’t see the point, found people boring, yada yada] Oscar: Y’know people don’t usually think that whilst you’re talking, right? It’s mostly in our own heads. Robin: Okay, dad. Oscar: Wow, can’t imagine where you get that sarcasm from… Robin: ‘Course not… They do though-.. think that, y’know. Oscar: I think that’s just the social anxiety talking, spud. Robin: And? Oscar: And, you’ve gotta work on your fear-… Robin: It’s not a fear, it’s a fact. [Oscar rolled his eyes as Robin sloped off; it was like arguing with himself] Oscar: Robin… Robin: See, you didn’t like my response so.. point proven, huh? [Robin hovered by the doorframe, wearing a smirk so similar to his own that Oscar couldn’t help but chuckle fondly] Oscar: Tch, get outta here! Robin: Love you, byeeeee. Oscar: [snort laughs] Love you too, bud.
#ts4#sims 4#simblr#ts4 story#sims story#forever in between#fib#oscar finch#robin finch#ksdjskdj#are we feeling any sympathy toward sid yet mr oscar??#your son snakes his way out of your concerned little talks before u even realised it?? neverrrr.. where'd he get that from#ahahhadskj#😂#it must be so tiresome for robin tho.. wanting to fight off everyone's concern all the time#but at the same time realising it's preferable/easier for ppl to think it's just anxiety ough#he can't just turn around n be like oh i hear/see too much and my brain hurts and most ppl aren't worth talking to anyway so.. ✌#like.. i don't think i'd wanna be around someone too much if i knew they could hear/see/feel everything i did#can't blame the guy for keeping it to himself
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So there was a post a while back about Ben Solo always being told "don't do (x), that's how uncle luke lost his hand" when he was a kid - and I raise you: Elrond and Elros being told "don't do (x), that's how Maedhros lost his hand"??
Like, at Amon Ereb when the twins were newly acquired and refusing to eat their vegetables and Maglor is Mag-mothering them until Erestor, feral half-sane clinically depressed anarchist Avari hostage/patient/infiltrator and Certified Little Shit, hits em with:
"I would listen to the Lord Maglor, winyamor, he well knows the dangers that come to young elflings who don't eat enough vegetables - after all, that's how his brother lost his hand."
Elrond looks conflicted. Elros squints suspiciously. "Truly?"
Erestor, practically comatose since the massacre but ultimately saved from Fading by the biological compulsion to fuck with you, lays a hand over his heart. "I would never lie about such a thing! Just what do you take me for? This is a true tale and a grave warning - the Lord Maedhros' hand was tragically lost in the days of his youth, whilst he was still growing as you are. He refused to eat his vegetables and so, cruelly deprived of the strength it needed to grow strong, his body started to fall apart! First his fingers, then his thumb, and then his palm and wrist - all turned blue and dropped off!"
"No!" Elrond gasps. Elros looks both terrified and impressed. Maglor's face is scrunched up into something that the twins probably interpret as pained - at reminder of the horrors of limbs falling off! - but is actually just him busting a rib trying not to laugh.
"Yes!" Erestor cries with relish. "And it never grew back. All because he didn't eat his vegetables. Isn't that right, Lord Maedhros?"
Maedhros, a looming terror at the head of the table, scarred and solemn and impenetrable as his fortresses, narrows his eyes consideringly at the unfolding shenanigans and the rascal behind it. His conclusion? Fuck it. He gives a slow, solemn nod. Completely deadpan and exaggeratedly formal, because it may have been centuries since he last had his brothers smothering laughter at political dinners but the Finwëan sense of humour, once caught, is not an ailment easily cured.
Maglor conceals his wheezes behind his goblet as Erestor nods sagely to the wide-eyed twins, who suddenly seem a sight more interested in their vegetables.
#it helps that maedhros also has a metric fuck ton of scars so he can make up so much shit#know how i lost my eye? didnt go to bed on time and it shrivelled up#why do i have to wear a shoulder brace sometimes? didn't practice my letters and the bones all fell apart#where'd my fingernails go? didnt wash my hands before eating and they ran away#why is my back all stripy with criss-cross lines? didnt use my cutlery and they attacked me#why are some of my teeth metal? cause i didnt clean em properly for two minutes with mint ointment and i accidentally ate them in my sleep#whys there grey bits in my hair? didnt bathe after running around in the woods and the cobwebs got stuck and never came out#what happened to my ears? ducked underneath a horse and it spooked and bit them off so never ever do that again elros its very dangerous ok#i dont care your ears are smaller because youre peredhel elros the horse will get you#whys my hair so short? didnt comb it so it was stolen by orcs now hand me the brush and get over here elrond your head's a birdnest#for all that the kid's questions sometimes make maedhros a lil uncomfortable its actually really healing for him#sure sauron whipped him until his spine broke but now he uses those marks to get his kids to eat with cutlery like civilised people#and he cut his hair in a depressive spiral after fingon died but his kids think it was so tangled the orcs stole it to make scruffy orc wig#and his shoulders fucked from hanging on thangondrim for decades but if you kids dont sit down and do your lessons then so help me -#his beloved fingon always kissed his scars when he was allowed but it was witty irreverent half insane erestor who helped him laugh at them#i kind of ship it in a 'secret third thing' kinda way u feel me? not sex not friends but they bring a lot out of eachother its weird#erestor#maedhros#kidnap fam#elrond and elros#maglor#there is a fic that goes with this who wants it
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Light's end has always bothered me for multiple reasons (the biggest of which is it not actually being his fault that he lost therefore robbing me of a greater poetic justice but you can't win 'em all), but I think one nobody really talks about is that,,,Light wasn't afraid to die.
Well—he WAS, at the beginning, but part of the reason I'm so obsessed with his relationship with Ryuk is because Ryuk's existence was a constant threat to Light's life. And yet Light never once seemed afraid of him, or tried to cozy up to him, or even attempted manipulate Ryuk into doing things for him. Sure, he bribed him sometimes into going along with his plans, but he was friends with Ryuk. Or—as close to friends as I assume a Light Yagami and a Shinigami can get.
But before Light meets Ryuk, he 100% believes that he's going to die. His frenzy those first few days can be attributed not to any moral righteousness, but to a desperate sort of resignation. Light thinks that he's sold his soul after killing those first two men, so instead of destroying the Death Note, he immediately sets out to make as big of an impact as possible. He wants to go out with a bang! He wants to be remembered! Light is afraid of death in those first days—but he also comes to terms with it somewhere between killing Otoharada and Ryuk showing up. He was ready to go with Ryuk quietly if he was there to take his life or his soul.
But then—he learns that he's not going to die.
The face of a boy excited and relieved.
Light learns that there are no consequences to using the Death Note.
THIS is when he starts getting cocky, when he starts to actually convince himself of all that moral stuff he spouts.
But he's still not afraid of death.
Oh he's afraid of being caught, for sure, and after L humiliated him on live television, he might've even been afraid of execution. Because he'd seen firsthand just how quickly L could turn the tables on him, how he could make Kira look foolish. And Light definitely does not want to be remembered as foolish.
I don't think Light was afraid of actually DYING though, because when Ryuk says "You know I could just kill you", Light laughs. Literally laughing in the face of death. Light KNOWS that Ryuk will eventually kill him, but as long as he goes down the way he wants—on HIS terms—it's fine. Ryuk claiming that he'd be the one to finally end Light might've even been a relief, considering how Light's mind works. A god can only be killed by another god, etc. etc. 'Killed By A Real-life Shinigami' sounds metal as FUCK. Top-tier way to die if you're as much of a gloryhound as Light.
And one thing that irks me is that—the five year gap kind of,,,,takes that, from Light. Light spends so long on top of the world with no real challenge that by the time that Near and Mello show up, he's far more arrogant than he was when he was up against L. Light is, once more, afraid of death. He's lost that tolerance he built up in those pivotal first few days, and he goes out, not in a blaze of glory like he wanted, but clawing and pleading to live like a dog.
Light lost his recklessness, his impatience, his acceptance of the inevitable because he believed that he could now change the inevitable—all somewhere in that five year time skip.
This makes him less likely to get caught, yes, but it also takes away that—that teenage dauntlessness that he had at the beginning. Pre-skip Light feared L and L alone. Only the idea of being caught by someone who could truly tear him down frightened him. Not even death compared.
And I suppose that Light's spiralling at the end is a sort of poetic justice in this case?? But it's not the one I wanted.
I wanted Light's recklessness to blow up in his face. I wanted his carefully curated plans ruined by his own impatient hand. I wanted him to go down much as he probably first intended—in a blaze of glory. I wanted his fall to be explosive and terrifying to the audience. A moral of the story that shoots you right in the chest and really makes you think.
Instead he was reduced to just,,,,another criminal, begging for his life.
Which, yes, I suppose, is also a message in and of itself (all evil figures throughout history have only ever been human, have only ever been men that bleed red at the end of the day, and nothing they've ever done or said will change that), but I also find that....exceedingly boring.
#death note#grim rants#yagami light#light yagami#death note meta#i guess...?#im just venting my frustrations with the ending#again#i know the five year skip was supposed to show us how fast kira consumed the world and how quickly corruption spreads#but also yOU COULDVE BROUGHT NEAR AND MELLO IN WAY EARLIER#WHEN LIGHT WAS STILL THE DUMBASS THAT BUILDS FLASHBOMBS IN HIS DESKS#it wouldve so much funnier plzzzz#and more interesting in my opinion#23 yo light was kinda more of a bitch not gonna lie#like wheres the man that orchestrated a bus jacking to get one man's name??#and then met that man in person again and made him kill his own comrades????#WHERE'D MY ARROGANT/DESPERATE LITTLE HASTY BOY GO#he went from a zim to a mr burns and i disliked it greatly thank you
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whenever i read a fic and shanks doesn't mention buggy even once it always feels soo ooc bc like what do you mean shanks isn't vibrating with the need to see buggy at all times??? at the very least, shanks should be thinking about buggy passively, if not actively. like buggy lives that man's mind rent fucking free. buggy should be charging appearance fees for how often shanks thinks of him. like all it would take is one (1) denden call, where buggy shaky voiced goes "shanks... please... i need you" and shanks would be hauling ass across the grand line to get to buggy
#like this is shanks' Person#even if they haven't properly talked in years#buggy will always be shanks' Person#their fates are so far beyond intertwined. it's entangled now. knotted. they're locked in#bc like this is buggy. shanks' buggy. this is the boy he thought he was gonna go through puberty with. they were supposed to get pimples#together. they were supposed to be co-captains. they were supposed be together no matter what.#there was never a future in shanks' mind where he and buggy where separated except now they are#buggy leaves him in the rain at loguetown and he loses himself in the bottom of a bottle and then he blinks and it's been almost a decade#and a half since he and buggy have been in the same room#where'd all the time go? this wasn't how he saw his future going.#it echoes like a refrain in his head whenever something important happens and he turns his head to look for a blue haired man#only to realize that buggys not there and hasn't been there in years#and everytime his heart sinks and the mean voice in his head that hasnt shut up since loguetown goes: we were supposed to do this together#whatever. he needs another drink.#buggy the clown#buggy one piece#op buggy#akagami no shanks#shanks one piece#op shanks#shanks x buggy#shuggy#one piece
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hello! i hope you are well. Can you track down the orignal "i like you rshoe laces, thanks i stoll them from the president?
ah thank you! i hope you've been well too! this is another one that i've solved, but it was a while ago so i'm happy answerin' the case again!
below i've linked the original post as well as the case file so you can know how i tracked it down! have a great day!
Post Case: Closed
#this is such a classic post omg#i like the one columbo variant where he's like 'oh just one more thing. i like your shoelaces. where'd you get 'em'#i like your shoelaces#ask#hellsite detective#post case closed
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from victoria / t_ori0
Down on skid row 🪴🏙️
#lsoh#guthrie little shop#will roland#seymour krelborn#david darrow#orin scrivello#hell yes?? like victoria where'd you obtain this image lmao. no questions asked in reality; fell off the back of a truck#delighted to see that unexpected forbidden(?) production pic And of course that it features will. mostly unobstructed#is he obstructing his own view / witnessing your demise through my fingers or avoiding getting high on your supply? probably the latter#rawdogging life (& death) stone cold sober. word#(that time i really also did that w/nitrous oxide dentistry times. I'll Be More Comfortable Enduring The Horrors Unfiltered As Usual Thx)
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pov: you are hook, and there are two and a half minutes left on your shift, and motormaster has just walked in
DO YOU KILL HIM a - yes b - yes c - yes d - Scrapper will be mad. But yes
#sketch#contents: not safe for tumblr#contents: robogore#i'm literally always doing this.#monochrome#ill put this into the proper tags some other time. i dont want to jumpscare anyone with motormaster dick in hand at the moment#idk for this one i think he tried cutting it off himself to see what happened. and then was like. why the fuck did i do that#and had to be like yeah it looks like cuts from a knife because it is. idk why i did that. please fix it#if the decepticons had therapists he'd be so referred to a therapist but as it is there's basically just hook and scrapper and neither want#to ask or know.#my motormaster has a lot of tendencies toward self harm now that i think about it. he just does it without thinking though. like impulsivel#guy who gives himself piercings and then is like 'what do you mean where'd i get them done. the bathroom?'#that sort of person. you know the type#motormaster#stunticons#red redesign g1 stunticons#contents: all edge and no point#light but present i think#joke#favorite
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i saw anastasiaaaaa 🥰🥰🥰👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🗣️🗣️🗣️🥳🥳🥳🥳
#yayyyyyy#with my friendddddd <333#bluebird.txt#anastasia#only two major complaints and one is THE GUY PLAYING COUNT IPOLITOV WAS SO OUT OF TUNE#well maybe not out of tune but the held note on 'let me say goodbye'#at the very beginning he like somehow got sharper and sharper until it was just a different key#on that ONE note#and then stayed in that key for the rest of that first solo and then the ensemble clearly didn't know what to do 😭😭😭#by the time he finished the solo he was back in key but that song means so much to me so i was like aaoughhhh one million deaths on me#hurt my soul I FUCKING LOVE THAT SOMG ugh#the other thing is that the actor for dmitry was either nervous or just had sorta bad breath control#when he got to the ends of his phrases like almost every end of a phrase was NOT held out full value#and like. imo he didn't get away with it either#he sounded straining and i feel like he didn't do a good job of blending when he needed to#so sometimes his voice and the Different Sound (more modern broadway compared to the sorta more classical leaning sound of others) just#clashed TOO much#and it's like i do realize dmitry's voice needs to be different for story reasons but that's not the problem the problem#is this guy just didn't pull it off really#it's okay i appreciate him#at least HE didn't fuck up the key. smh.#oh also they did. not have an orchestra. there's no pit and they just used a recording#which is fine but me and my friend (violist and violinist) were looking for SOME kind of credits#like damn where'd you get the recording at least#in the playbill#could not find anything#i'm considering emailing to ask cuz ive seen another production by this company and i liked it but like.#no orchestra 🥺?#just checked my playbill THEY DID HAVE ORCHESTRA FOR THE OTHER ONE!!!! no viola though smhhhhh#yo dog. what up w that 🤨?
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TW: vent, physical neglect, suic*de, self harm
Long story short: I thought my dad was going to make dinner when I went to his house so I didn't eat dinner with my grandparents and then when he came to pick me up he said "I'm disappointed you haven't eaten dinner yet".
Like sorry for trying to do the right thing I guess???
Vent continued in the tags
#And when I said I'm up to my fave episode of one of my fave shows he just completely ignored me#Gods I wish he showed at least a little interest in what I like#And while I was packing my stuff for his house he was like “hurry up”#I wouldn't take so long if you just provided clean clothes and pads and a toothbrush#It's not that fucking hard bitch#I WISH HE WOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP HE KEEPS CALLING ME 'SHE' HE'S DONE IT LIKE 10 TIMES JUST NOW#I want to see someone punch him in the face (I don't wanna punch him tho cause tbh I'm scared of him)#I fucking hate that I'm scared of him like what's he gonna do? Make a condescending remark?#K but I actually HATE that I care about what he says#Like why do I care???? I hate him#So why do I have a fucking breakdown bc of what he says??????#I've literally considered suic*de and self harm because of him#I'm not gonna do it tho I've got a lotta reasons to live dw#Wtf tumblr??? Why'd my tags gets all messed up???? I had more tags before where'd they go???
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underappreciated moment of Time Masters is when Rip yells about how the glowing green fungus in Cave Carsons Cave is driving him insane and Jeff is like "glowing green...wAIT...GREEN LANTERNS" and just calls up Hal somehow?? what?
#where'd you get that number. either of you#i like the idea that jeff just has a rolodex of heros he knows like rip does but its never explained how he knows them (basically canon)#i want to see more of that. jeffs like hold on let me call wonder woman and rips like what
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am i crazy or does this scene not imply that yuta was literally given a knife by the higher-ups and told to kill himself?
#if so: that's fucking dark#like he didn't bring that knife with him right#so where'd he get it from#shut up somaya#jjk#yuta okkotsu#jjk 0
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a SECOND customer mistook my hot topic pants for actual tripp pants 💀
#ace rambles#he flagged me down and was like ''i'm digging your pants! where'd you get him?''#and flat out didn't believe me when i said hot topic#and he said ''i thought hot topic stopped selling tripp pants because they were a hazard?''#at which point i clarified that they're not real tripp pants bc i don't have that kind of money#god i wish i did though
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Here we observe Gabriel's descent into madness.
#am i allowed to post about chicago warzone? i'm not sure. lemme know if i can't i guess... cuz it's still a wip#breachverse#emmodii plays breach#me first meeting gabriel: this guy fucking sus as hell. not really giving me much of a choice here...#me very soon afterwards: oh he's fucking nuts. i love him.#there he goes........ charging through a tower full of armed guards..... getting shot like it's nbd#.......ACTUALLY DYING BUT ITS ALSO NBD#what are you ON mr gabriel. where is the limit to your stubborness SIR#breach gabriel#dante voice from zombie exodus: where'd he get a grenade?#breach: chicago war zone
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hank j wimbleton did something to my gender and dont know what it was
#i hit that man with the killing violence torture beam and he hit me with the non binary beam. as revenge.#she/it girlie desperately wants to look like that strange he/they man more at 5#HIS WAYS THIS FUCKER HAS AFFECTED ME#OH BATTY WHERE'D YOU GET THAT HAND SHAKING STIM FROM??? OH BATTY WHERE'D THAT HISSING STIM COME FROM???
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