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productofaritual · 6 months ago

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I would like to give a warm welcome and warning to all my newly acquired mutuals and/or followers.

Hi. I'm fucking batshit. Read my pinned. This has been your official government issued warning. Direct all lawsuits and therapy bills to the shredder on your left. Feel free to take a cookie from the tin on your right. Have a nice stay :D

#like where tf did i get all of you #where did u come from #would you like a cookie?#a hug?#textpost.bzzt #mootsies.bzzt #tumblr mutuals #tumblr followers #i wish i could pin multiple posts -_-#alas #what can ya do

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jonsnowunemploymentera · 2 months ago

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And remember kids, the next time someone tells you, "George R. R. Martin wouldn't make Jon Snow the typical fantasy hero because that's cliche".....

Oh yes he would!

One viewer wants to know what character would you play (on the show)? GRRM: If I could magically clap my hands and become a different person, it would be cool to play Jon Snow who's much more of the classic hero. Everybody wants to be the classic hero! ABC Interview, 2014

GRRM: And the character I’d want to be? Well who wouldn’t want to be Jon Snow — the brooding, Byronic, romantic hero whom all the girls love. Meduza Interview, 2017

In fact he already has ☺️

#asoiaf #jon snow #yes grrm has criticized neo-tolkein fantasy - a lot!#but like....dpmo #I need so many people in this godforsaken fandom to familiarize themselves with grrm's engagement with the genre #he isn't trying to say “chosen one boy protagonist bad” where tf did people get that???#he's directly trying to challenge the more unsatisfactory elements of lesser copies of tolkien's legendarium #the ones that lift lotr wholesale without actually understanding what makes tolkien's writing snap #at the same time he has admitted himself that he has borrowed from lotr albeit with his own twists #but people in this fandom need to know that ye old man LOVES sword-and-sorcery fantasy #he LOVES a good epic #he LOVES pulp fantasy and sci fi #and those inspirations are directly reflected in asoiaf #the way he's named arthuriana/lotr/MST and many pulp stories with brooding dark heroes as key inspirations #almost all of which have mcs who fall into the typical fantasy hero role #and they inspire elements that are reflected back onto jon more than anyone else in asoiaf #like seoman snowlock = jon (+bran)#frodo - who btw is the mc in lotr not aragorn!! = jon (and bran)#FUCKING KING ARTHUR IS JON SO MUCH SO THAT RLJ IS LITERALLY A 1:1 COPY OF ARTHUR'S BIRTH STORY LIKE??!!!!#anyone who's even a little bit familiar with le morte d'arthur will be like oh yeah jon is literally king arthur like 😭😭#same with anyone who's ready the once and future king - which grrm has directly identified as his fav take on arthurian lit #ntm that jon is based on some of the most prolific characters in arthuriana - percival/galahad/lancelot etc #did you know that there's an iconic sci-fi series whose main character is called Eric JOHN STARK?#well grrm has directly quoted that series and the mc as a foundational book in his life #funny that huh? 🙂#do people even know what tf they're talking about when they say stuff like this???? ajdhhjshsbvshja #grrm engages very heavily with traditional fantasy tropes but he of course provides his own spin on them #never has he said that he's trying to avoid stories with hidden princes or chosen ones as boy protagonists #like someone find me a direct quote of him saying that - but I bet you can't smh

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fisheito · 2 months ago

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*DEEP INHALE*

fine. whateever, . any other freaks wanna see an edit of yakumo in maid outfits? here

#*PINCHES THE AREA BETWEEN MY BROWS AGAIN*#at LEAST THREE of you #THREE!!!!! AT LEAST!!#I SAY *AT LEAST* bECAUSE THERE MIGHT HVEA BEEN MORE BUT I WIPED IT FROM MY MEMORY #SENT ME THIS LINK #AT SEPARATE TIMES #i don't know how to feel about that #this post isn't even that old. what's the timestamp. Sep 27?#IT'S BEEN FOURTHREE DAYS. THE POST IS DAYS OLD #AND FOR EACH DAY #ONE OF YOU CHOSE TO THROW IT (ATTACHED TO A BRICK) THROUGH MY WINDOW #didn't even get time to repair the first smash before the second smash happened.....#curse their stupid interchangeable twink bodies #just play dress-up with all the lanky ones like slutty dolls #this is why we need more body diversity.#so i don't get jumpscared by yaku in rei's skimpy maid dress 3 nights in a row #WHERE TF DID THAT TINY SNAKE WITH THE MAIDBAND COME FROM??????? WHERE DID THE LITTLE GUY SHOW UP?#god..... the red and the pink on him.........#NO . I'M OUTTA HERE #*scoops my coconut rice off the floor and leaves*#nu carnival yakumo

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warlordfelwinter · 6 months ago

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FINE bungie i'll admit it you got me with the old tower and cayde ok

#this expansion is going to FUCK DELPHI UP #even just the first mission #being inside the traveler #you KNOW he's feeling its pain as much as ghost and cayde if not more #its voice may be gone but its still part of him #seeing the old tower and especially the speakers old study #and cayde 😭#the second hunter vanguard friend that delphi feels like he got killed #anyway yeah #i'm into the aesthetics and story of tfs #i like prismatic too its a fun concept #and is honestly basically what i had imagined for how delphi has been weilding the light/dark this whole time #just sort of everything all at once #HOWEVER. the actual gameplay had me fucking nonstop complaining as my sister can attest lmao #it reminds me of the old halo games #where you're just running back and forth across a map for WAY too long doing the same fucking shit over and over and over again #the mission did NOT need to be that long just so i could kill thing to get darkness icon to open door 16 times #i will play tfs eventually and i will bitch about it the entire time #but i must. mainly for delphi #and to tamp down some earth on destiny 2's grave #i've been playing since ttk i gotta finish the fight #fel's destiny #destiny 2 spoilers #oc: delphi

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goth-gays · 6 months ago

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Dragon Age Fandom "Try to be happy about anything" Challenge! Level: IMPOSSIBLE

#da4 #dragon age veilguard #you are all so annoying oh my god #it doesnt look like fortnite idk where tf yall are getting that from #also wtf do you mean by you're disappointed??#explain yourselves!#did you all expect the characters to be able to crawl out of the tv ringu style?#i know youve been waiting 10 years but it hasnt been in development for 10 jesus christ #.txt #also i thought the general consesus was we hated hyper realism in games #but as soon as Bioware realeses a stylized trailer you all shit yourselves

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apricote · 1 year ago

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im taking a deal with raphael to free orpheus, i will probably regret it, but the emperor just gives me bad vibes and he wants me to become mind flayer so bad and i don't love that

#like i just keep thinking about the conversation you have it withers #where he says that illithids don't have souls #like would tav lose themself entirely if they became a mind flayer or even half illithid?#i feel like emperor is tricking them or trying to control them for constantly being like 'hey being a mindflayer is great you should try it'#no thank you dude #i'm like 80% sure if you go the half illithid route you will turn at some point in the game? maybe at the end #literally all sirius has wanted the whole game is to get rid of the parasite. he let auntie ethel have his eye and everything #BUT i don't trust raphael either #i don't want him to have the crown like i think that's a REALLY bad idea #but what happens if you dishonor the deal?#idk if i did the right thing at all this game stresses me tf out #💬#bg3 ramblings #bg3 spoilers

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hauntingblue · 8 months ago

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#LETSGOOO MOMOOOOOOOOOOOOO #luffy grabbing lightning bolts... nami youve got competition....#kaido saying roger and oden didnt have devil fruits and how you cant conquer the world with one... well they are also dead. rip bozos #NOOOO HIYORIIIIIII SOMEONE KILL THIS MAN!!!!#JESUS CHRIST THAT PUNCH!!! onigashima is on the way. move it. he is too used to zoro....#talking tag #watching one piece #episode 1074 #the new opening is cute... wish the different scenes could be longer bc i have been sotpping to see them well akdhaks #can someone PLEASE help hiyori..... there are too many people just chilling DENJIRO!!!!!! FUCK YES!!!! but now pleaseeee finish him off...#omg the ballon ajdksjjs wish fullfilled!!!! YEAAHHH MOMOOOOOO #the samurais praying to luffy.... do i even need to make a post about luffy as a god now.... it's just like plain obvious and not bc of nik #episode 1075 #kaido lore??? did he betray rocks pirates??? the fucking witch again??? how tf did she orchestrate all this.#she started how the value of someone is determined by war. which considering this is a shonen and strength is everything... i appreciate it #which might be why kaido is such a good antagonist to luffy. he wants people to live as slaves to make weapons and create wars #the strong ones get to be soldiers and act out that war. and kaido enjoys fighting also.... luffy on the other hand sees people for what #they are and the freedom they should have and he will beat kaido by not engaging in his style of fighting to be the strongest but by being #the silliest. literally. its just too good.#<- official analysis for now i guess #oh jesus..... LETSGOOO MOMOOOOOO omg luffy can see the wishes..... FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH #luffy wishing for a world where his friends get to eat whatever they want.... oof..... tama.....#i have realised before the timeskip i cried bc situations were sad but ever since fishman island i have teared up bc of happiness....#like at the end of fishman island and now... wait except wci but that was a drama so one exception #episode 1076

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aria0fgold · 8 months ago

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Also what is going on with the Daydreaming One??? She has a sister but can't remember her name to the point that she believes she's an only child. Did the sister went to that island in the north that mysteriously disappeared that no one can say the name of anymore? Is that also the island where the king came from cuz whenever you beat him, he keeps saying how he still can't say "it." What's "it"?

#ariaplays: isat #isat spoilers #aight thats enough for the day again. but for the next loop am gon try and get a LOT done. and by that i just mean get me #here. looking for an item has got to be the biggest struggle ive ever had cuz i suck at remembering Which is Where #also the lil phrase the king says before beginning battle is a bit awkward cuz he's like: let's see which one the universe favors #well... im sorry to break it to you my guy but its definitely not you. speaking of awkward siffrin seems to have hit home with #when talking with loop bout how siff started calling everyone ''family members.'' honestly im soooo curious bout what #is up with loop. that theory hangout was one thing but like their Whole thing is so mysterious and interesting in that i #wanna know a lot bout em. they also did tell siff that theyve been in a similar situation before too. being in a timeloop #howd that happen. howd they get outta it. why do they know bout siff but siff doesnt know them. what happened to them #why do they look the way that they do and what did they mean bout siff being ''all that's left.'' so many questions...#yet so lil answers. well id get the answers sooner or later! first... i need to figure out where tf is that article bout the king

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eclaire-went-bam · 4 months ago

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1500 CALORIES ISN'T A LOT ????

#tw calories #tw ed #tw eating disorder #tw disordered eating #i don't have an ed i'm ok !! but how did i genuinely think 1.5k was healthy and 2k calories was excessive #apparently 2k is like in the Normal range for amabs and afabs ????????#i only learned this when i went to costco and saw a “daily nutrition recommendation is 2000cal” sign #and i was like “either they're wrong or only catering to amabs” and then i looked it up and WHAT #and to think here i was freaking tf out if i went past 1000-1200 ????#WHERE DID I GET THE PERCEPTION 1500 WAS A LOT #am i still gonna freak out?? maybe. habits !!! but goddamn #i'm now looking back at all my concerned posts that are like “i've been consistently losing weight and i don't know why”#“thank you but is there something wrong with me am i sick”#like #JESUS CHRIST I'M JUST STUPID 😭😭😭#LMAOOOO #me with my friends “i've been eating normally lately !! but im still losing weight idk what's wrong with me”#BITCH THE ONLY THING WRONG WITH U RN IS UR PEBBLE BRAIN !!!

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rainbow-crane · 4 months ago

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so my sister is getting me to watch Cobra Kai while I'm visiting home, right

and look. She warned me about the love square. The old man rivalry. All that good stuff. What she did not warn me of, or rather, was not equipped to warn me of(she's never played DR), was the fact that Mondo Owada is a main fucking character

#desperately hoping Hawk does not go the Mondo way and like. die or something #I'm mid-season 3 btw so no spoilers plz :)#but anyway yeah! I'm liking it so far #I think Johnny is my fav rn. Johnny is developing so well he's such a broken man of a protag it's delightful #I can see this 'toxic masculinity to fill the insecurities' thing they've got going with Hawk and. *chef's kiss*#crane-talk #also um. Hawk and Demetri are ex-boyfriend coded #“you're actually gonna hurt me?” “Eli stop it's me!" stop fucking stop it #they were each other's first kiss at one of their sleepovers #ALSO HI WHERE TF DID AISHA GO #she was one of my favs and she just fucking dissipated #yes ik 'she moved away' shut up and let your only black woman be a main character do not get lazy and toss her out when you can't think of #anything for her to do. She has been here since day 1 you're seriously gonna tell me they couldn't keep her in at all? Bullshit #surely they could've had her take a central stance between the increasing aggression of Cobra Kai and Miyagi Do's attempts to stand up for #themselves. And used that to demonstrate that the people within Cobra Kai aren't just doomed to become monsters #like Sam (and Hawk) seem to believe right now #really hoping she's coming back later and that this is being done with a purpose

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unproduciblesmackdown · 9 months ago

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speaking of the horrors brian goosebumpsphantomoftheauditorium is still So funny for being like yeah i'm a ghost i know i'm a ghost. & he's befriended the horror fan menace duo who are giggling clutching each other like omg omg okay. we're fine. we're breaking into the school at night to investigate the horrors aaaa what if there's a ghost eek ok ok!!! & brian ghost who knows he's a ghost is like omg guys aaaa stopppp ;;m;; suffering thee Most but he's not putting on an act to conceal his phantomly destiny. he's just like that

#it's brian colson i believe (unless it's colsen. but i think colson) but clearly this is clearer #the book was killing me & i'm telling you brian especially. his whole thing is being So nervous about everything all the time #which maybe that's meant to be due to [you Did die; alarmingly] but it really does just seem like Mostly personality #the cadence & content of the exchange where he's bemoaning getting paint on his clothes off to the side lays me tf out #just the dynamic like brooke & zeke are Speculating abt Schemes & Ghosts & being hilarious too; here's tina joining in; also magical #while multiple times people just completely in stride And in earnest respond to brian's complete focus on his paint stains issue #goosebumps the musical #also getting Thank You For Being A Friend points like enduring the deadly trapdoors & mystery of; for all he knew ig; a whole other ghost #he has no stake in that beyond just genuinely helping out / providing what moral support he can lol #and You Know What They Say. you probably could've revealed your ghost status & destiny & Just Asked lmao #but maybe he was too nervous like think i'll have to Haint Style Steal Your Breath or sm shit b/c that's easier than a ghost reveal convo #is that a george costanza style approach? i have never seen a full seinfeld episode. no limits to the time/effort/complexity in avoiding #some comparatively more minor issue / hurdle? i understand the like archetypical achievement character of all time in that for sure....#like yeah they Are alarmed by the apparent ghost / apparent guy who wants to kill them / you as Actual Ghost but they roll w/it too #cracking open goosebumps of all time The Ghost Next Door...#i also need to crack open (press play) goosebumps the musical phantom of the auditorium original studio cast recording again soon #brian's pleeease let this be a normal field trip to brooke & zeke's beep beep seatbelts everyone! dream team for real #completely innocuous haunting except there's a separate totally unrelated guy taking a totally counterproductive approach to things....#scooby doo villaining it will Not bring the meddling kids!! if i act scary to said kids they'll learn anything besides that I'm scary!!!#bring emile back here like yeah we'll cover for you for real though. appeal to tina's theatre devotion like become frenemies to friends fr #goosebumps ghosts you Do just fulfill your Purpose & then Transcend but brian was just a guy hanging out prior. could do that again

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dizzybizz · 2 years ago

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why is trailblazer just going around giving everyone they know in belobog a phone tho 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#its so funny to me #where are you getting all these phones #when tf did you hand them out #like hello????#honkai star rail #i havent seen anyone talking about this #can we pls just-

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tinkaqueer · 6 months ago

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Hi there, Indigo Park Subreddit! You all seem to be fans! Buuuuuut...

You all fundamentally misunderstand what radqueer and paraphile is. Paraphile is a term for ANY nonstandard sexual attraction, not just 'of non-consenting parties'. You can't be anti paraphile if you're okay with people liking feet or vore. Also, people with 'harmful' paraphiles are not immediately destined to hurt real people and you all want to punish them for simply HAVING THOUGHTS you seem unacceptable! Radqueer also means that people who identify as having different physical or mental attributes than what they were born with can also be welcome in the queer community. You all need to accept that if people can have dysphoria over non-transgender things like height or weight, then it can apply to other features too.

Overall, you are all chronically online babies who are probably chill with blood, murder, and gore in horror games but cannot grasp that other forms of fiction are equally harmless. We will be claiming Rambley as one of our own. And you can do shit to stop it 🩷

*Btw I think it's rich you all automatically assume ALL Proshippers LIKE problematic media. I actually am not a huge fan of a lot of that stuff actually! I just don't treat fiction like actual crimes and move on if I don't like things! AND THAT'S WHAT PROSHIP MEANS!

#stay mad #you all believe in thoughtcrime if you're anti #you are chronically online and spend all day seething over fictional pixels #instead of actually enjoying your lives #it's actually so sad #radqueer rambley forever #also where tf are you all getting your radqueer definitions from #like did i miss the radqueer council meeting where it was decided we we were okay with irl crimes

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mrs-luigi-vargas · 5 months ago

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My brother got me some gifts 💙

#i was like 'where tf did you get all this' and he was like 'barnes and noble'#so.#mlv.txt

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lady-shadow-and-darkness · 7 months ago

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Whenever I see people saying that Dazai's an asshole and doesn't care about anyone I laugh. Guess he did a good job of fooling you buddy.

#I mean it was an account which presumably liked Akutagawa #So I can TOTALLY see why this happened. I get it. Your fav was abused by this character and he's in general an asshole to a lot of people.#But also he isn't a complete monster and that's crucial to understanding his character.#I used to hate Mori and that made me make him ooc SO many times.#And I know it's not exactly the same but for your own sake : if you're biased towards a character please stop telling people they're wrong #about said character. Because your bias is probably preventing you from seeing Dazai in a caring light and that SHOWS.#“Dazai left chuuya behind in the woods” dude. Chuuya was his enemy. They were in war. He needed to take Q back.#Did people seriously think Dazai would be able to carry both a grown man and a kid on his back all the way to an extraction point?#And he literally took Chuuya back in stormbringer after the first time chuuya used corruption.#and he waited until chuuya woke up before leaving in dead apple and stayed beside him so that chuuya wouldn't be affected by the fog.#I think people overestimate Dazai's abilities sometimes. where tf was he supposed to take chuuya in dead apple?#there was still a battle going on.#There's nothing I hate more than dazai haters trying to make him look bad in every situation.#“oh he spent Kunikidas money that's asshole behav-” THEY'RE FRIENDS ASSHOLE!!!#If Kunikida wanted he could've kicked Dazai's ass to the sun and told him to never touch his wallet again.#he didn't. BECAUSE THEY'RE FRIENDSSSS (maybe something else too to the kndz shippers)#like shut up and leave ♡#also “this os MY post on MY blog” how do you feel about me uno reversing you sweetie <3 #bungou stray dogs

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reticent-fate · 10 months ago

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gods help us we've been deep in the throes of a round of our transformers spin for like. a month now.

finally reading the idw comics.

desperately trying to smother the fictive printer like no no more robots please kthx (/hj)

anyways read the idw transformers comics idk they're pretty good or something

oh also watch animated and prime. g1 if you want a goldmine of shit to pull out of context.

-ku

#musings #ku #sw #bwic #bwr #one of our headmates literally busted into front earlier today and went “if there are MORE robots in here they get to WAIT until after work #schrodinger's fictives get to wait until they show themselves off the clock to get added to pk and sp #so now we're stuck in that fun position of:#i think the fictive printer is actually running but it's stuck in that one stupid position where #you know #[did the request get sent to the printer?#is it actually connected to the wifi?#bitch come on i just want my documents]#ughhhhh #//dramatically flops onto my office rug like a cat//#robits #the funniest part is we also simultaneously have a grand chase spin flareup trying to fight the tf spin #and despite all odds i think the tf spin is winning #guys they made thundercracker a character #like seriously #i'm losing my mind about this and our brother hasn't responded to me going NUTS about it #but they made him a character!!! wow!!! hello???#read the idw collection #i am beaming idw propaganda into your brain right now BWAAAAAHH #-ku

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