#explain yourselves!

[goth-gays]

Dragon Age Fandom "Try to be happy about anything" Challenge! Level: IMPOSSIBLE

[plaguedoctoraeneas]

Everyone in my friend group is running Secret Experiments on everyone else. And by everyone I mean just finis and orm explain yourselves

[megamindsupremacy]

Explain Yourselves AU:

Spent all of class coming up with this instead of taking notes. Enjoy

Edit: Part 2 in the notes!

(Transcribed under the cut)

gravity falls human bill AU where bill comes back as a human except instead of dropping in at the mystery shack, he appears outside of mabel and dipper’s house in piedmont

dipper and mabel have So Much explaining to do

their parents want to call the cops but mabel and dipper are like NO. DONT.

we canNOT let anyone know he’s here and alive. actually we might have to kill him.

parents, hearing their thirteen year olds casually discuss murder: WHAT

theyre like “we have to call the grunkles” and the parents are ?? plural? grunkleS?

then they have to back up nd explain ford

and all of that

this whole time bill is tied to a kitchen chair all gagged and blindfolded and yelling in annoyance

mabel and dipper are ignoring him and the parents are Very Much Not Ignoring Him

they call the grunkles and explain the situation and the parents hear a twin WHAT followed by a lot of yelling and swearing and crashing and then stan says “okay we’ll be there by tomorrow love you kids STAY SAFE BYE”

dipper: wait. if they’re getting here tomorrow then… what do we do with Bill in the meantime?

mabel, behind him holding a frying pan: i have an idea

parents: NO

they ungag him and it’s like. dipper and mabel armed with grappling hook + baseball bat plus their parents standing behind them trying to figure out if a) their kids are having a mental break and b) if they just kidnapped some random dude

these concerns are quickly allayed when bill starts threatening to kill everyone really loudly and graphically

then suddenly dipper is like. wait. if you could kill us by ripping our skin off our bones limb by limb…. why haven’t you don’t that already

bill:

Dipper:

bill:

dipper: ARE YOU POWERLESS

bill: nO-

mabel gets him with the frying pan

[whiteiris0016]

IM SORRY WHAT

[arewedoneyet]

what i learned from spotify wrapped:

a looooot of you guys have spotify

a year has 525.600 minutes. how did some of you manage to listen 200.000 - 300.000 minutes? do you just press play in the morning and let it run all day? or at night? what about work, or school? do you have 48 hours in a day?

[walpywalpy]

I think CRWBY was very on the nose with this frame in the Weiss Character Short.

WhiteRose are soulmates because even before they met, this imagery occurs.

[gunsatthaphan]

also not to be that bitch but I demand an explanation for why they chose to cut the most wholesome moment from this entire show out of the episode because?????????

[deathpressmonogatari]

Shadow of The Erdtree did irreversible damage to the perception of Miquella on a grand scale, I've never seen something quite like it

[pechebeche]

MA'AM???

[ohnoitsjetster]

Why is this what happens when I look up “Max Jagerman”???

[local-omen]

k listen i wanna get the osha x qimir ship… but i just..don’t really see the yearning as much as other people do (unfortunately. i love some good yearning), and maybe it’s because it’s giving like…teacher-student grooming relationship….?

but

it is also unfortunately giving me reylo flashbacks. and i can say that as a MASSIVE ex reylo shipper

[megamindsupremacy]

Masterpost of my Gravity Falls AUs!

Grunkle Mason AU (My spin on the Relativity Falls AU!)

Clark Pines AU (Stan adopts baby Clark Kent 5 years into living into Gravity Falls) Plus an ongoing fic from @zvennyy !

Stan (singular) AU (Fiddleford wipes Stan's memories of Ford but Stan builds the portal anyways)

Unnamed Avengers x Gravity Falls crossover (the stans have to help with Loki's alien invasion)

Explain Yourselves! AU (human!Bill shows up at Mabel and Dipper's house after the summer ends and everyone has a lot of explaining to do) Plus an ongoing fic series from @arbitrarycategories, it is significantly more their AU than mine at this point <33

Plus some of my silly headcanon post ideas: Ford gets kidnapped Dad!Ford concept Fiddauthor divorce arc The sillies

[arbitrarycategories]

Okay y'all, I've finally hit the part in the explain yourselves au generously donated to me by @megamindsupremacy where I have to write the Next Summer in Gravity Falls. The question is:

[choism]

WHY HAVE I SEEN NOT ONE, BUT TWO INCEST LEON FICS ?!?!??! I JUST ENTERED THIS FANDOM WHAT THE FUCK ARE YALL ON 😭

[kazz-brekker]

seems unfair that the sequel to zack snyder's bad not-star wars movie is coming out in april and we still don't have the old guard 2