#like ugg i just

[noodles-and-tea]

you, yes YOU, who's your favorite character to draw right now? do you have a preference?

And as a surprise to absolutely no one… it’s him.

[safberry93]

The vibe this autumn

[asentienthaze]

I love finding random tumblr posts describing just the soppiest most pathetic man and then just reblogging it going

"haha

jon sims"

[selkie-tea-tin]

people saying the live action httyd looks good are actually blowing my mind like did we even watch the same trailer

[brofightiscancelled]

i'll never get over how perfectly suburban american the matsumusical set looks like i dont know how they got it so perfect it cracks me up so much every time

[icyblogs]

wc: 471

Is this a niche? Probably but you know what it’s all good. Anyway-- Thinking about COD and DND. I’m imagining this specific scenario with a patron!Ghost x warlock!Soap x reader.

Reader is just some plain ol’ human in a world of, well, fantasy with things beyond the wildest imagination- dealt the wrong cards in the hands of fate. Maybe for plot sake let’s say someone close to you died: a family or a lover, or maybe you’re running from something in your past. Something that causes you to look for ways to gain more power- or to protect yourself, something, right? Years of reading in the depths and restricted areas of libraries, of tracking down people- of searching before you find what you’re looking for. Going to what you would consider far away from civilization- let’s say the mountains- in case you unleash some sort of unholy evil on the land, looking to summon a fiend in order to get whatever it was in your heart that you desired. 

Long story short, the reader would attempt to summon said fiend or ancient being- and maybe fail instead of succeeding? Maybe they misspoke the incantation, or had the wrong offerings or simply misunderstood the situation- not realizing that just because you try to do a summoning doesn’t necessarily mean it would work. And of course, such beings that lock in a pact with people.. In more cases than not it’s typically at the lowest point in their lives, giving the poor unfortunate souls an offer they usually can’t refuse. So I'm thinking the reader ends up failing in the summoning quite miserably but of course being out far from civilization for the ritual causes well.. Something has gone wrong. You end up nearly dead, just adding to the series of unfortunate events surrounding your existence as a whole; and guess whose attention you capture? Patron!Ghost- offering you a chance at life- at a chance to survive. All you have to do is take the leap. Oh forming a contract? Silly thing, you already offered yourself as a whole with that little ritual you did earlier! Aren’t you happy- isn’t this what you wanted? 

Look- he’s even so generous to have one of his oldest worshippers warlocks to help show you the ropes. Isn’t that so nice of him? After all you’re just a little human with nothing else going for you. Everything else you've known is gone! What do you mean you don’t want to be locked away- this is what you wanted! You wanted the power to protect yourself- and well you got it in the physical form of a new guard dog! (: And better yet you’re getting all the safety you could ever need, tucked away from everything else! You don’t want this anymore? You’d really try to leave a pact? How cute. 

EDIT: If you liked this, you're in luck!! Started writing a story about this here! (:

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

the Biggest flex in human history had to be when the first group showed up to a collaborative hunt w/ a pack of wolves

[miimomonstragora]

I love seeing concept art. Sketches, doodles, messy pencil or pen work, all of it. Seeing the building blocks of what made a character, an outfit, a creature, a piece of art, a world, anything come together fuels me. Like, oh, you only have the concepts of a story in your head? Well so did all these people and look what happened when they took the time to let them grow and breathe and become what they are now. Ahh! I love it.

[anothermansjeans]

something is truly shifting because the hunger games is trending, josh hutcherson is white boy of the month(s), 1989 (tv) is out and thriving….

[bluespiritshonour]

I'm kicking, screaming, crying, throwing up, pulling my hair out by the roots—

Exile by Taylor Swift is such a Maiko-coded song. Like, it doesn't get more perfect. Literally every single line of that song fits with Maiko perfectly ugh!!!

The way I'm feeling right now has no solution, no relief. It's like how you want to crush cute things cause there really isn't any response that would deal with the stimulus called cuteness? I'm going crazy because I can't express how much I love this song and I love maiko and sometimes words aren't necessary. Sometimes it's just the vibes and exile is so maiko in vibes—I feel like I've understood a lot of things I feel like throwing up.

It's like Zuko and Aang looking at the dragon flames and understanding firebending. I listen to exile and it's just—maiko in my head...just pictures and vibes and feels. No words apart from the ones in the song and they fit, okay?

[gayvampyr]

it’s very isolating to be queer, ND and lower class. to know that even surrounded by your peers you stick out like a sore thumb. to know that they treat you differently in ways you can’t even really describe because you’re not technically one of them. depressing

[cuntymonkey]

fit frum yestrday idk (I literally nevr wear this beanie it wz so last minute)

[ya-what--ya-erster]

I was watching Newsies last night as one does and my mom and dad were in the living room with me.

I generally would you know like mouth along the words to the entire thing but I was kind of feeling like my parents didn’t need to see that so I only did it over favorite bits (woild is yer erster, poor guys head is spinning, you have a very interesting face, that stuff)

BUT me mouthing the words is how I get the excited energy out without doing other things (which are things I can only do out of my parents sight such as happy lil stompy circles and shaking my hands out) so the whole fucking time I was sitting there wrapped in a ball, so full of energy that it physically hurt

so then ofc I needed to do SOMETHING so every once in a while I’d just energy max out and have to scream or laugh or something, n my parents made fun of me for that so I decided I’d just mouth words along and then they made fun of me again for it so I’m kind of sad (also I almost made it to Brooklyns here without turning it off but then my mom decided that I, with enough energy to fucking fight someone and win, should go to bed)

[mister-eames]

Sometimes I lie awake at night and wonder what other businesses Saito has purchased on a whim

[sakebytheriver]

I'll be honest, I have never heard Kate Middleton's voice until this very moment and it may be insane and unhinged, but I 100% was not expecting the British accent that came out of her mouth 😭😭😭

Like i will fully admit that I was very America brained about this, but I totally expected that woman to have a basic starbucks and ugg boots, pumpkin latte rich white woman Connecticut ass accent

[malleleothreesome]

YOUR MALLEUS POST IS JUST!!!!! AGDKFFLSVFL!!!! WHO KNOWS HOW MANY TIMES I RE-READ THAT THING BUT IT WAS WORTH THE WAIT!!!! 😫😭👌🖤💚

I'm so late to this but thank you so much Knight!! 🖤💚🖤💚 I'm so happy you enjoyed Blindfolded Malleus... I was so excited for you to read it, and I'm very happy it lived up to the hype and anticipation!!! Truly, I am so honored and grateful that you would re-read something so long 🥹 it amazes me how supportive you are!! I hope I can continue to write things that you enjoy! One day in the [regretfully] far future I swear to you that I will put out an Idia fic just for you hehehe. I'm so overwhelmed by the amount of things I am excited to write, but I guess that is a wonderful problem to have! I only wish I had more time in the day to write, but alas, such is life. Why the fUCk am I writing so formal right now daiohssadoi;hdSAO not me saying BUT ALAS. SUCH IS LIFE????? It is so.

I'm actually taking a TWELVE DAY vacation from work starting on the 22nd so I might actually do a little request event where people can send me like kink prompts or something. I think that'll be fun!

Okay and FINE I'll do some fluff prompts too for the fluff people but please don't judge my fluff too harshly, I'm still learning!!! For some reason smut just comes naturally dhaDSAHIDDASijdsan I'll start gathering some prompts and we will do a little ask game or something.

📣 By the way FELLOW HONEST THIGH RIDING ANON if you SEE this first of all, ONCE AGAIN: I wish to express my undying devotion to you and your exceptional thought process. I am positively frothing at the mouth over your request and I am PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE I am finally making good progress and it WILL be out soon. We WILL make him cum in his pants. We WILL make him cry, whimper, and moan.