#like they got me in a chokehold and I am NOT liking it

[seperhim]

Rating SVSSS Ships (my opinion no hate to anybody who loves the ships listen in here)

Cumplane (8/10) - I don't know how to explain this but it's the vibes ya know?

Moshang (6/10) - It compels me but I'm not as hooked on moshang as cumplane purely because MBJ reminds me of those mls from copy paste isekai manhwas and I cannot take it seriously

Qijiu (9.5/10) - god the flavors this comes in is just *chef's kiss* it could be fluffy, it could be rancid HELL it could be cracky and I would eat it all up

Liushen (9/10) - I am ill for this ship there is no turning back, it has got me in a chokehold

Jiuyuan (8.9/10) - their dynamic has me going feral and I hate that there isn't enough of this

Liujiu (8/10) - enemiestoloversenemiestoloversenemiestolovers do you understand my vision

Bingfan (7/10) - I not too sure on my stance on this but I see the appeal and I wouldn't mind reading it if the summary for the fic is intriguing enough

Bingliu (5/10) - not my cup of tea but I understand you bingliu shippers their *waves at everything* is an amazing fire starter for new hcs

Bingliushen (4/10) - not something I would read tbh and I'm still kinda annoyed that the liushen tag is getting bingliushen in the mix so I have to sift through the bingliushen for pure liushen

Bingqiu (5/10) - I'm sorry everybody I have nothing against them but lbh elicits such a violent reaction in me that I fear if you were to put me in the same room as him give me the balls and the strength and I would come at him with a steel chair. like I want to throw him at a wall and watch him splat like a tomato

Binggeyuan (3/10) - I want to kick bingge in the dick simple as that if he wants a kind shizun of his own then he needs to repent for what he's done. Personally I headcanon that his wives kill him because he's become so volatile after the bingmei vs bingge extras that his wives cannot help but see him as a danger to their lives

[alicexbae]

.𖥔 ݁ ˖╭ ┆KEEP IT WARM [MATT S.] ╰⊹ ࣪

╰⊹ ࣪ syn: its movie night in matt’s room; but he wants to have something nice and snug around him while he watches.

╰⊹ ࣪ cw: 395 words, fem!reader, big dick!matt, p in v, cockwarming, semi-public(?), dirty talk, some grinding, not proof’d.

╰⊹ ࣪ note: i am so new to the sturniolos and their personalities, so if this is ooc please forgive me! matt’s kinda got me in a chokehold tho and i 100% headcanon that he loves cockwarming; thus this was born. thank you so much for reading and if you enjoy, please consider leaving a like (it would truly mean so much!) <3

“don’t squirm, ma.” matt’s lips skirt against your earlobe as he whispers, breath hot and wet. your thighs tremble and a moan warbles in your throat; you just couldn’t stand it anymore.

your pussy is aching, wet and hot and stuffed full of matt’s cock — there’s a thick fog gathering in your head, fuzzing up your reception of your surroundings; the gunshots from the tv might as well be white noise, and the kick of the heater rendered mute.

“matt,” you whimper back, adding just a little bit of whine to your voice; you know how much that gets him going. “c’mon, can’t we just—?”

you grind your hips in a small circle, feeling the thickness of his cock slide and press against the sweet spots in your mushy walls. the moan that slips from your lips is raw and wanton, barely suppressed by your teeth sinking into your lip.

“shit,” matt hisses, hand flying to your hips and grinding up just slightly. his cockhead nuzzles against your cervix and your eyes roll back in your head. “you’re fuckin’ squeezin’ me. wanna get fucked that bad?”

your bottom lip trembles as you nod imperceptibly, still too aware of the presence of nick and chris somewhere in the house to allow yourself to give in to your own lustful impulses — you wanted badly to bounce on him, to feel that cock ruin your insides and bruise your cervix.

matt lets out a small, breathy laugh and pumps his hips up a few times, giving you a taste of that delicious friction that your sloppy cunt has been craving. the movement is small, but it’s enough to have your walls fluttering and clit throbbing.

“tell’ya what, pretty girl,” matt coos, one hand slipping from your hip to tease his fingers along the waistband of your panties. “get through the rest of this movie without moving too much, and i’ll fuck you so hard you go stupid. sounds good, yeah?”

you wanted to object — you didn’t understand why he couldn’t just fuck you now, why he insisted on torturing your poor pussy with the phantom stretch of his cock — but you found yourself nodding in assent anyway.

matt released a pleased hum and slipped his hands beneath your panties, giving your clit a few rubs with skilled fingers. “that’s my girl. just sit still and warm me up, ‘kay?”

[ultravioletrayz]

no content today because I’m SWAMPED at work.

Like, I’m just a pretty little intern, WHY am I doing so much 😔

Maybe I don’t wanna be a lawyer anymore 😃

Gonna make it up to you guys by dropping a few scrumptious things throughout the week, though!!

[ribbittrobbit]

[zaahvi]

a compilation of everything evanuris related from the new IGN video!

and bonus commentary from the video/article:

"Another clear reaction to criticisms of Inquisition are our villains in The Veilguard, Elgar'nan and Ghilan'nain. The two elven gods feel much more present throughout the events of the early game than Corypheus, the frankly lackluster baddie of Inquisition. ... ... [Solas'] history, along with the history of the Evanuris, are baked into The Lighthouse, and you learn more and more about the threat you face as you unlock Solas’ murals with various wolf statues. You even get to see some of his memories firsthand."

[x-letsbreaksomerules-x]

they cannot be left unattended or they’ll do this for hours

[cherubchoirs]

Lucifer, as he once was

As a seraph, Lucifer was always consumed by the fire of divine love, yet his devotion ran so deep even his insides were devoured in flames. He was God's first creation, and so became His assistant in forming the primordial chaos which later evolved into his role as Prince of Angels. However, Lucifer was soon rejected from Heaven for his rebellion against God's rule - the narrative would see him twisted into a prideful and arrogant traitor, yet in truth Lucifer had only refused to accept Hell as a part of an all-good creation due to its inherent cruelty. For calling God's Goodness into question, Lucifer became the first resident of the very prison he opposed and resides there still, in one form or another.

Some additional notes under the read-more

[quixotin]

(spoilers ahead) s3 finale legend of vox machina 10000/10 BUT

feel like they could've milked those last 3 episodes for at least double the run time.

It felt rushed compared to the rest of the season. I mean, each individual quest could've lasted just as much as the arc that led to Percy's death, but alas, Amazon and its season standardization is here to kill creativity and the arts.

The fact they rushed to tie up all the loose ends killed the emotional payoff they had set with earlier stakes. For example, Percy's revival and his reunion with Vex. Even Keyleth's declaration to Vax. Which btw, looking back, it's sad they put Vaxleth on the backburner. I'm a Perc'ahlia stan first and human second, but Vaxleth felt almost as a sidequest compared to how pivotal Perc'ahlia was to the season. I guess Vaxleth will have its moment to shine in the sun once...... the thing happens, but idk, I wish they had let us savor the moment a bit more for both ships.

I just wish, ya know, they'd given us a bit more brainrot.

Anyway both ships got to fuck this season and Vex still graced that pathetic, smitten sod with the best tits in Exandria ia so it's still a 1000/10 😌😌😌

Also! I gotta say I'm intrigued with how Percy will end up with Cabal's Ruin. I don’t watch the live play (shh don’t judge me i have a short attention span) but as far as I understood, the last fight with Ripley is where Percy would have gotten it?? I guess they're saving that for the Vecna arc.

Anyway, I still love it lol and I'm glad they did bring back best boy no mercival percival because his existence holds my sanity with the thinnest mf thread 😌 and when i tell you i was at the edge of my seat when we were halfway through the finale and there was still no sight of my favorite dumbest nerd.

girl i stopped breathing for a sec there

[niceminipotato]

So I was exploring as one does in Ao3 and found this fic, Possession is Nine-Tenths (Or so they say) by Mistigris108, and like I’m only in chapter five and like wow I’m here for all of it please and thank you. It’s an older fic as in 2021 so maybe the potatoes have read it. To those of you who haven’t make sure to check the tw please.

… also it is complete! I think lol I’m barely at the beginning. One third down.

[pondslime]

Griffin Dunne as Jack Goodman

AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON (1981) dir. John Landis

[haughttopics]

i've been down bad for kathryn hahn and aubrey plaza for years. when i tell you i did not survive agatha all along 😩

[bluegreywilde]

It brings me no pleasure to report that I have not in fact outgrown the need for academic validation

[mel-kusanagi]

save me peter b with beard..... save me....

[wutheringmights]

I am about 40% of the way through "The Count of Monte Cristo" (so over 500 pages in) and while there are plenty of areas where I think Dumas could have trimmed back, I have to admit that I have never once been bored with this book so far-- and that's one hell of a feat

[cosmolog]

On the ground worshipping this man

[sarrai]

There really something just Different with Trigun. Normally even if I keep in a fandom for the fanworks, my conversations around a series die out as I've gone through everything.

And they've grown less frequent, but I'm still able to have new conversations with my irl friends into Trigun every couple days. One friend actively reading it for the first time will say a thing and oh!! We (the group chat) never discussed that, but we do have thoughts! Someone will ask a question about Stampede and everyone not into Trigun will have to mute for the next 15 mins.

It helps, I'm sure, that there's 3 diferent canons to compare and contrast on every point. But it's just been so nice having a fandom with so much to it that you don't have to grasp at straws or focus just on fanworks (which I love too!) to keep talking about it. <3