#like the rest of my body
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curiosity-killed · 5 months ago
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cursed to spend the rest of my life hunting down discontinued pointe shoes on every gd dance or secondhand site i can find
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ruporas · 8 months ago
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dragon meat, you, and me
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letsplaythermalnuclearwar · 2 months ago
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Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met
#Homer!Odysseus: you sacrificed your men to save yourself? Detestable coward! How I wish I was never born if it would ensure you had not the#Epic!Odysseus: you’d understand if you *loved your wife.* But I guess a guy who stayed with Circe for a year wouldn’t know that!#H!Odysseus: do not speak of things you know nothing about! I long for my return to sweet Penelope but I have a duty to my men#E!Odysseus: A YEAR. A WHOLE YEAR. I WOULD KILL ANYTHING AND ANYONE TO GET A HOME A YEAR FASTER#H!Odysseus: that was clear when you served Scylla six men like they were cattle!#E!Odysseus: it was them or me! And don’t keep talking about my friends like you did any better. you’ll go home alone too#H!Odysseus: they doomed themselves when they ate Hyperion’s golden cattle. I am not responsible for their suffering. But you could have ens#H!Odysseus: Now Eurylochus’s body lies at the bottom of the sea where there can be no burial and no honour#E!Odysseus: AND I’LL GO HOME TO MY WIFE. MY BEAUTIFUL PERFECT LOVELY LOYAL WIFE WHO’S BEEN WAITING FOR ME FOR TWENTY YEARS.#E!Odysseus: and when I go home and she asks if I came back as fast as I could I’ll be able to answer honestly#H!Odysseus: WE HAD BEEN THROUGH MANY TRIALS. THE MEN NEEDED TO REST#E!Odysseus: FOR A YEAR???? DID THEY NEED TO REST FOR A YEAR??? AND DID THEY NEED THAT REST RIGHT AFTER A MONTH’S LONG REST WITH AEOLUS??? S#H!Odysseus: IF YOU WISHED FOR ITHACA SO DESPERATELY WHY DIDN’T YOU OBEY PALLAS ATHENA AND KILL THE CYCLOPS#E!Odysseus: *drawing sword* I WAS HAVING A ROUGH DAY#Epic the musical#Epic odysseus#The odyssey#odysseus#Homer#Greek mythology#Jorge rivera-herrans#nuclear war speaks
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tubbytarchia · 6 months ago
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got an urge to design ponies oops
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lunarmoontea · 9 months ago
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How long can Vox and Alastor stay in the same room together?
Answer: Not long.
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eyenaku · 7 months ago
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FOOL MASK (GITM BY @venomous-qwille)
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Handbuilt porcelain with slip, overglaze, glaze, and gold lustre accents. Paint and lacquer detailing added post fire. Handsewn fool's cap and bells added post fire.
This mask is a part of a (loosely connected) mask series, all hand-built and fired using a range of different temperatures and techniques.
My favourite mask to date, Fool from Ghost in the Machine by the wonderful @venomous-qwille !! GITM is absolutely incredible and I cannot put into words eloquently how much I adore it and Fool so instead I made this mask! Hi!
My word was this mask a struggle to make. The mask itself is entirely one piece, and entirely porcelain!! That's right, those long thin rays are solid porcelain!! The eyes and tips of the blades are done in 22 carat gold lustre. All colouring save for the black and the satin sections of darker red on the face were done with only slips and underglazes. The red colour was correct without the paint, but I thought a contrast from the rest of the gloss would look nice :)
Made to scale, the mask measures 50.8x60.96cm without the hat, and 50.8x116.84cm with it! (20x24in without hat, 20x46in including hat). He is Large, but turned out absolutely lovely and I send my many many thanks to the kiln gods for producing him unscathed.
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(naku & wall for scale)
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(he's so big guys i have large walls (the top of my head is only slightly above the top of the bookcase beneath him) look at him at the wall it's nuts)
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lotus-pear · 10 months ago
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so there's this 5'3 mafia executive..........
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asterdotash · 4 months ago
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local trans bunny boy does trans dog boy's eyeliner, what could possibly go wrong :P Salem (bunny) is @wolfertinger666's and Gabe (doggo) is mine, he/him for both :D
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weirdglassthing · 3 months ago
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ouaw doodle dump!!
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humming-fly · 7 months ago
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I know I've thought of a good shitpost when the premise is only funny to me and maybe three other people
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daily-odile · 6 months ago
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FINALLY FINALLY HAPPY (VERY LATE) BIRTHDAY ODILE!!!!!
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theonewhowails · 11 months ago
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Golden Fleece
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ghostplasmas · 1 year ago
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I can't take myself seriously.
This is for the LU discord weekly prompt: "everything is the same EXCEPT ___" And I decided to make everything the same- except Time is a Muppet!
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This turned into a full blown AU (/srs)
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moob-knight · 29 days ago
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relationship dynamic (quick redraw)
original by @lovetunneldown
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doctorsiren · 1 month ago
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Day 3 of Sirentober / Doctober
Attorney / Mumbo
goin’ back to my roots with this one 😁 /silly
Available as a print on my Etsy shop
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sunlit-mess · 6 months ago
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aAaaA AA
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