#not shown is john describing a waddle dee to arthur in the worst way possible
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I know I've thought of a good shitpost when the premise is only funny to me and maybe three other people
#i bet you all thought i'd do an fma crossover first huh? Foolish. kirby shitpost attack#malevolent#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#john doe#comic#my art#doodles#kirby#not shown is john describing a waddle dee to arthur in the worst way possible#'oh arthur....'#'it's a small orange creature - unlike anything from your world'#'it stands maybe one foot high and moves with an odd gait - its limbs sliding across its body as if disconnected'#'fleshy protrusions on both of its sides sway with it...almost like limbs that have been amputated - leaving just the stumps'#'oh god arthur...its face...'#'two long wet eyes sit in the center of its body - they're drawn and pulled in an uneven shape'#'it's pupils fill the bottom two thirds of each long oval'#'the rest of the face or head is featureless and smooth - it has no mouth only tan stretched skin that looks pliant to the touch'#'arthur...it's Staring Right. At. Us.'#waddle dee: wanya
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