#like the most flamboyant gay turtle out there

[chaos-potat]

Getting something off my chest.....

I'm gonna say it now because I'm tired of pretending like this is okay, being straight is the natural one guys, how many animals out there are gay??

Oh, Penguins? Wait, Giraffes too? Oh, Dolphin, whales and- WHATEVER, WE'RE NOT DUMB ANIMALS WE KNOW BETTER, boys kissing boys is literally so gross and wrong and ugh

People should know better than that, the world is so stupid and stinky now 🙄🙄🙄 Go back to the days of straight people where the men were off to war having manly fun together doing who knows what without their wives and the woman were having fun together doing who knows what without the men like true christians!!!1!!! Lots of woman in a house alone together being heterosexuals same with men being alone together

It is not normal to be gay like this!!! Why is it being normalized, I feel like I'm the only true nice Christain rottmnt artist on Tumblr!!! I am a good Christian man only like woman guys!!! Men are so gross and I would never kiss any Splinter because I'm straight!!!! No Draxum, no Hob, no Baxters, no Bishop!!!! Gross, I would never kiss a man!!! Like, I can say they're hot and I want to hold hold hands and go on a cute date and kiss them but that's not gay!!! I like woman because it's normal1!!!111!!!

Also rise Leo is straight

[pyxaperson]

I am procrastinating on my uni assignments so here’s the 2012!TMNT main cast ranked on who would be homophobic/transphobic

1 being the most and 6 being the least

this is my opinion and my interpretation. i will fight people for one of these rankings if they disagree with me

6 - April

You cannot convince me she isn’t a 2012 Tumblr girl like… look at her. She spent most of her teenage years debating with homophobes on the internet. She would 100% watch supernatural and 100% ship Castiel.

"Would she fetishise mlm relationships?" NO. She would also watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer and ship Fuffy. She reads yaoi AND yuri in her spare time.

If she swoons over a mutant and an alien getting together, she will 100% do the same for a gay couple.

Probably taught the others not to be homophobic (mostly the top 3).

If you believe she hates the LGBT+ community, I am sorry but you are objectively wrong I will be hunting you for sport right now. I am outside your house with the episode "Karai's Vendetta" playing loudly on my laptop.

5 - Donnie

“Erm actually, homosexual behaviour has been heavily documented in animals such as penguins, bats and hyenas. It’s very much natural.“

While I cannot imagine him ever being homophobic, I can imagine him being transphobic when he was younger.

BUT I only think that because the primary school biology textbook was his bible when he was five.

As soon as he had access to a more “advanced” biology book, he learnt his mistakes.

Had a deep understanding of gender before his brother understood the differences between them as a result of this.

4 - Mikey

Thinks LGBT+ people are awesome, however his only exposure to gay people is rupaul drag race so his views on them are stereotypical.

He would probably be taken aback if you introduced him to a gay man who isn’t flamboyant, but he would adjust after a bit.

He would definitely say “You don’t look gay” though.

Aside from April, he would be the most angry when hearing homophobic/transphobic comments.

3 - Leo

The middle point between homophobic and not homophobic for the group (even though she's seconds lmao, the group is just not really homophobic).

I headcanon her as a trans lesbian so any homophobic/transphobic thoughts she would have are a mixture of her sheltered life and internalised issues.

Nothing extreme though, but her mind would get hung up on two girls holding hands on the street for multiple days.

She would also go through the 5 stages of grief for every unprompted homophobic thought she gets.

Everyone helps her overcome this, especially after she discovers herself and comes out.

2 - Raph

I am sorry, but he would probably use homophobic language before meeting April.

However, that’s due to him not understanding what he was saying. He probably thought gay was a synonym for stupid.

Once he understands who LGBT+ people are and what they face (AKA being scolded by April), he would probably feel really bad about it.

He wouldn’t really apologise for it verbally, but he would 100% kill a homophobe after that so everyone understands he’s changed.

Mikey would then make fun of him for being homophobic which would get him really mad. It's revenge for Raph calling him gay to insult him and brushing his genuine anger off.

“At least I’m not-“ “I’M NOT HOMOPHOBIC MIKEY!”

1 - Casey

I am not sorry, this dude was definitely homophobic before meeting the Turtles + April. Like, actually homophobic.

His dad is homophobic so it comes from that.

He called Donnie the f-slur behind his back to the rest of the group. To put it lightly, they were not impressed.

The first moment where he questions his behaviour is when April rips him to shreds over it, but it’s not until Raph pulls him aside to express disappointment that he realises how bad his behaviour is.

Probably goes MIA for a couple of days undergoing serious reflection on his life and beliefs. He then comes back to apologise for his behaviour.

He takes some time to truly overcome his bigotry, but he gets there eventually. Like Raph, he'll kill a homophobe after the ordeal.

[istherewifiinhell]

1, 12, 18 for rottnmt? 🥺

THANK U BESTIE. giving so many fun things to think about while im at work ahahah.

1. the character everyone gets wrong

I will say i blame no one its basically a non issue but i do find evil au draxums very funny. Like! he little is a villian he DID want to destory humanity he does have a villain music number. all true. also his turning sides is s2 so. BUT ANYWAY. very funny to have him be like. evil maybe abusive dad type in aus. im sorry the guy who using 2 tiny incompetent gargoyles as henchmen/paldrons... he lets em sleep in the little dog bed..... 🥺. Hes a cartoon villian but hes got offers dental typa guy... imho.

Also personal i think these a tendacy to lean donnies personality too far in any direction. why nerf his autism swag like that... he drinks flavourless juice AND invented the messiest nasty looking sandwich ever. sometimes he does not like touch sometimes he throws his dad into the air to hug him. he has LAYERS.

LAST THING. my bro said to mention gay coded leo cause "im homophobic". jhgfdb. I just didnt read him as particularly more queer coded than his brothers.... theyre ALL a little flamboyant okaayyyyyyy. turtles are lgbtq (what all at once? yes.)

12. the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

are there unpopular characters in rise kinda feel... not really. ILL SAY. Casey senior just cause she kinda takes the back seat after movie with casey jr..... do yall understand how many fake outs she was.... you could think shes karai due to being in the foot clan or maybe think shed get mutated into mona lisa (her voice actress played the one in 12!).

BUT NAW! angry bruser, sporty, vigilanty CASEY JONES. I love her..... also that she joins the squad cause SPLINTER. was like. oh a troubled youth... they need guidance. extremely cute. 90s movie splinter moment. based. thing we were robbed of #587. Rise casey and raph BREAKING SHIT together. as fweinds....

18. it's absolutely criminal that the fandom has been sleeping on...

i really like thinking about the arcs we didnt get to see in unfinshed rest of season 2 and 3.... there was gonna be more mystic stuff, the family actually getting along with draxum more naturally.... GIRL TURTLES (<- dissolves into goo).

i wanna think about it. i wanna think about the raph leo becoming co leaders thing.... the showwww so so so primed for them working together and not having a direct hiercharly system fits cause this is the iteration they designed to be more like a typical family. that why splinter had a career that is not. ninja master. lol, thats why they are different ages (sorry to any quadruplets out there). and after the ages where the childhood developmental stages that are gonna favour the eldest sibling. Most siblings do not have one leader they have to listen to abt shit. [That aint a diss on how other iterations are its just a different essay lol...]

as for something that actually ended up IN the show... fav fav moment makes me cry when every i rewatch or even THINK ABOUT IT. The moment that lets Splinter reconcile the pain that the Hamato clan brought him, with the legacy, intention, and love, it was created with.

Under cut cause its some of the very last stuff that happened in the show.

The moment when Splinter's mom, (had to check ->), Atsuko shows up with the rest of the Hamato ancestors. she puts her hands next to splinter and she looks at him so so fondly and she repeats HIS action movie catch phrase. and THATS the moment Splinter, Hamato Yoshi can like. come to peace about the clans legacy.... Perfect culmination of his arc....

like it PROVES. his whole life the legacy of this clan was what was taking his family AWAY. his mom, probably his grandpa? he was suppose to let his sons GET MARTYRED. he left his family, as they had left him. but as they say anata wa hitori janai.... his mom still saw!!! HIS LIFE. his movies. Sees him as he grew, as a mutant, and the love between family is literally magic that keeps them together. THATS what Karai wanted it to be..... I jsut think we should talk about and the sad rat man healing from generation trauma. MAYBE. Cause he loves his mommy. [finally. A splinter with MOMMY ISSUES/BRICKED]

[disgruntledseagull]

not everybody is able bodied and white. you cannot expect a deaf person who's applied to far more jobs than you could fathom to make the same kind of upward mobility as you. your experiences arent universal. you getting out of homelessness doesnt mean EVERYBODY is going to be able to do it.

Turtle did it and he is a wheelchair-bound fat gay (flamboyant) Indian man who goes by the name of "Turtle".

If he got hired for his presence and wit, then why can't you?

I mean I am able-bodied (for the most part, my eyes are like 3/10 at best) and white that much is true but he isn't either of those things so how did he get off the street?

Determination that's how.

He just kept on applying to work at every place that interested him until he got a bite. Took him like two years of shelter living and hustling but he did it, so I don't buy into the "I am too fat and disabled and ethnic to succeeeed uwu take care of me 😳" bullshit for one fucking second.

[gobstoppr]

AGREED. its like. incredibly well done .

cuz like. theyre towing a really fine line here. between having no indication of queerness in his behavior or accidentally making him into sorta a stereotype. and it manages to avoid both of those pitfalls

when i first watched 'the clothes don't make the turtle.' i was just. so blown away. like the show already had queercoding sprinkled in all over the place, the warren and hypno epsiode was already proudly unsubtle in what its trying to show but like,,,

that episode is what *really* cemented this show in my mind as well,, gay . here lemme grab what i had sent in a really long discord message when i was rambling about it the night i saw it

ok ok looking at some of the thoughts from that night . i got a bit into ideas about how masculinity is handled in media in general and i could cut it but i think its relevant enough.

things like donnie cheering on leo going WOO WOO in that one shot . like it could be justified as a joke about him being over the top flamboyant. but it doesn’t have that mean feeling to it at all. this whole episode felt so fucking proud . and like . i try to think a good amount about how male dominated most shows are ya kno. like how yes i love seeing casts like this show has , partially for gender envy/goals reasons but just in general , , male centric casts are the norm . thinking back on any of the cartoons we have watched together ,, with the exceptions of just a couple, there is a much higher amount of shows with mostly male casts . and this show has inherited that fact , being a remake , and in this culture in general but it still breaks gender norms in such interesting ways , at least in this ep. forget your objectifying scenes of women having a makeover scene , here’s these guys doing it . for 8 out of 11 minutes in an episode . it’s just them having fun being proud of their appearances, their identities, of *who* they are not falling into toxic masculinity and just embracing self love in a way so inherently queer they are not seeking to impress any girls in this episode . girls are not even mentioned . they are doing this for THEMSELVES even if it is partly hallucinations.

look whenever i see something that really strikes me as queer but in a more intangible sense i like to break it down and dissect it until i feel like i have a grasp on why i have that sorta reaction to things.

but yea. this show is very gay. and i love it so so much.

Okay real talk the way rottmnt’s queercoding works makes me so emotional like we have a gay main character where it’s never said that he’s gay, and there’s never any quote-unquote “proof” because romance and relationships aren’t the focus, he’s just allowed to be confident and fruity and gay and no one ever mentions it. It’s not weird, or noteworthy, this is just a gay teenager who’s allowed to be himself, and the reason he is so visible in his queerness is because he never had to hide it. He’s got the confidence of a queen because, why wouldn’t he? There’s no romantic relationships or even hints of attraction in regards to any of the main cast, but he’s still queer, because queer isn’t just as simple as attraction, it’s a community, it’s subculture, it’s a second language in much the same way he picked up snippets of spanish from Nuyorican neighborhoods. We almost never get to see characters with all the other aspects of being queer without any romantic subplots attached, a queer character that’s allowed to just. Be. And even rarer is a young gay character with all those traits, safe to be comfortable with their own identity, with all the habits and codes of someone confident in who they are and actively immersed in the subcultures.

And also Warren and Hypno are roommates.

[samsung-smart-refrigerator]

Here we are! All the turtles, yes Donnie and Leo are trans

Okay here’s all my notes and a speedpaint at the end (if I remember lol)

Donnie

trans

buffest

he helps Raph carry stuff

Severe adhd so like he knows how do a lot of stuff

very curious and always wants a reason why

hacks on a 3ds

Donnies very snarky and sassy

losest moral compass

is a programmer

can only microwave stuff

has the second biggest space in the lab

Mikey

Very flamboyant child. Like sparkly pink jacket gay

is colorblind donnie stole glasses for mikey

very intuitive

like he knows exactly what every one is feeling

falls constantly for deez nuts jokes

graphic designer makes Donnie’s programs look more stylish

He also diys furniture to make the lair look good

they all share a work space

has the third biggest space in the lab

can cook

optimistic

Leo

Mom friend

is the least buff

has an Ōdachi because he can’t aim for sh*t

training is his hobby

very clumsy

medic

why’d splinter give the sharpest weapon to the most clumsy? beats me

Autism

you have to be very specific with him. Like very specific he will push the rules to the limit

very spacey

cunning

huge nerd

wants the first bite out of everyone’s food.

which is really funny because he can’t cook

Raph

definitely gonna change

is Aprils favorite because he doesn’t complain when she dresses him up

the most elegant

has the most clothes out of all of them

Angry and stressed about the state of the world

hates plans changing

Is very sickly

second buffest

very energetic

is a morning person

is mute

everyone treats him more delicately

Spike exists and understands him.

Ralph also writes fanfiction

he’s very soft spoken

he talks to spike about his fanfiction

highly political

the most emotionally stable

never sleeps

drinks decaf

chronically on line

is a really famous fanfic writer

the handy man like fixing cars and lights are his jam

has the biggest space in the lab

can cook and mainly cooks bc his family’s picky

[hazzabeeforlou]

Hi! If at this very moment you had to pick one larry moment that makes you feel good (not the best, not the most momentous, but just a larry moment that makes you feel good), what would it be? Could you share it, please?

What a lovely ask! So, today is Thanksgiving in the US, a day that for our indigenous peoples is a day of mourning, as it originally comemoriated a massacre and obviously preluded genocide. That being said, in our late stage capitalist society, it is also a federally sanctioned day off in which service/retail/minimum wage workers have (often) a rare vacation, and a chance to gather with their family and friends. This year, the holiday is especially significant, because it’s the first time people here can get together safely for a holiday since the vaccines rolled out.

With all that in mind, I’m at my sister’s house with her three bebes and husband, her two gay besties, and my parents, who are? Oddly? Doing just fine with the married gay couple lol. SO. The Larry moment that I find most pertinent today is the picture of them with Lou T’s newborn baby, domestic and cuddly on the couch with the babe held between them, the most glowy, embarrassing puppy love ALL over their faces, Harry with exhuberant dimples, Louis with his fringe so long and teeth so sharp with his jawline just growing into its length. They were SO YOUNG. And so obviously teenagers in love. And that baby between them represented everything that they hoped and dreamed for themselves, a taste of a future filled with family and chaos and stinky feet and half-eaten turkey plates but devoured dessert. A future where family was the glue, found family, birth family, made family. Friends that become family.

Gratefulness never goes amiss, and in and of itself isn’t a bad thing to celebrate. All cultures used to have harvest feasts and festivals to celebrate before the long winter, and today is that day for me… the last light before the snowfall, the leaves before the barren trees. I’m thankful for my found family that IS my blood family, and thankful for the DNA that brought us together, and that reminds us that our ancestors survived colonization and are in our blood today, binding us to this land, this continent, this turtle island. I’m thankful for you all here, this online community of happiness and gayness and Larry-ness that allows me to write and heal and be silly and loud and fucking flamboyant. I’ve made so many friend here that I treasure. Like seriously, people who have saved my sanity and made me a better human. I love you all, and I wish you all healing and family and love on this day. (And lots of cute Larry!)

[1dclicheficfest]

The time has come, my dears! We’ve compiled, organized and sorted your submissions and we’re ready to share them! We’ve had so much fun reading your clichés and we hope it’ll give you a good laugh.

Important disclaimer because it has to be said: we do not endorse any of the clichés submitted and these are not meant to spark Discourse™ . This is all in good fun, to spark your imagination and perhaps inspire some prompts!

Before we get to the fun part, don’t forget that prompt submissions open on February 1st and will run until March 28th. The full schedule can be found here.

And now, without further ado, here are your brilliant clichés.

HARRY

Green eyes

Huge eyes

Dimples

Always smirking

“The flirt”

Jobs: Works in a flower shop/Used to be a baker/Frat boy/LA socialite/Mermaid

“Quirky”

Clumsy/balance issues

Health nut/Workout junkie/Eats a lot of avocado and kale/loves yoga/gross green health smoothies

Very slow speech

Paints his nails

Beautiful long luscious curly hair

Long legs/large hands

Tall/large/big

Nudity/loves walking around starkers

Obsessed with being pregnant/babies

Kind to everyone

Bites his lip a lot

Tells terrible jokes/loves puns

Naive and oblivious

Clothing: Pearl necklace, Chelsea boots/gold boots/boots in general/Gucci everything/Flared, high-waisted trousers/’red and black sheer floral shirt with black skinny jeans’

Always unbuttons his shirt to show off tattoos

Baby seal laugh

Bad at driving

Hipster/takes artsy photos

Acting out for attention/Petty jealousy for no reason or because of a misunderstanding or when anyone comes near Louis

Bad dancer that gives it his all/makes awkward shapes with his limbs when trying to dance

Cat mom/Wine aunt

Resting bitch face

Rides a motorcycle

LIAM

Little clueless

Insecure

Louis is constantly messing with him

Roommates with Louis

Puppy/a lost puppy/puppy in human form/puppy eyes/puppy who doesn’t know how hot and strong he is/loves puppies

Manly muscle man/buff af/loves working out/sweet himbo beefcake

Bullied in the past

Giant heart/incredibly kind/soft/super loyal

Worry-wart/mother hen of the band/gets nervous when things don’t go to plan

Voice of reason/the responsible one/Daddy Direction/level-headed/most serious of the five/keeps the others grounded

Doesn’t know how to let loose and have fun

Lacking in experience/innocent about sex things

Oblivious to his feelings/other people’s feelings for him

Jobs: Firefighter/boxer/athlete

Super soft for Zayn

Protective

“Wants to cry as soon as Louis opens his mouth and doesn’t know if it’s because he’s scared, because it’s too funny, or because he just can’t handle any of it.”

Fear of spoons

Timid/

“being very shy/awkward in the beginning and then getting more confident because of Louis”

Snake habitat turn around!

Can’t spell

His turtle losing a foot

“Smelly pasta house”

Loves batman

Being alpha in ABOs

Unruly curly hair then trimmed to a crisp buzz

LOUIS

Blue eyes: ocean blue/blue as the sky on a sunny winter day/twinkle eyes

Arse and/or tummy as a defining feature

Sassy/sass master/feisty/snarky/cheeky/witty/playful/funny/sarcastic/joker

Flamboyant

Heart of gold/”Louis IS the sun”

“Does not suffer fools gladly (that’s your job you fooking loosah)”/hot-headed to pick fights only in defense of those he loves

Protective/Mama bear/loyal/Daddy of the group

Small/Dainty stature emphasized

Runs fingers through his fringe/hair always styled

Jobs: Footie player, teacher, drama teacher, actor, plays in a band

Loves music and writes songs

Plays footie (even if it’s not his job)

LOUD

Can’t cook/chicken wrapped in parma/”Can’t cook to save his life and if he does the kitchen ends up in flames”

Soft with Harry

School: Studying drama, being the bad boy, pop!punk Louis

Bratty/petty/snappy

Smoking

Zayn’s partner in crime

Rooms with Liam

Calls everyone ‘love’/uses too many terms of endearment

Yorkshire accent emphasized/always talks about Doncaster

Clothing: Vans or Adidas shoes/Toms/trackies/braces/red jeans/dressing in comfortable clothes only/no socks/scarf

Very good with kids/loves kids/family-oriented/looking after siblings/having a huge family

Eats junk food only

“The gay who cannot drive”

NIALL

Drinks a lot/Drinks everyone under the table because he’s Irish/Guinness lover/fun drunk/Will sing Gaelic folk songs when drunk/big social drinker-always making friends via alcohol/will kiss anyone when drunk

Food: Eats all the food/doesn’t season his food/loves Nando’s/”100% will take the last slice of pizza and not feel bad about it”/can and will eat you out of house and home/actually eats and cooks healthy but everyone thinks the opposite

Irish/Irish and proud/Wey Hey lads!/leprechaun Niall

Carefree/nothing bothers him

Romantic: falls fast and hard

Captain Niall!/Captain of the ship(s)

Music: guitar always present/Goes into the zone when he has an instrument in his hands - nothing will distract or get through to him/The Eagles fanboy/Damien Rice fanboy

Funny/always laughing/joking around/head back cackle of a laugh

Single/hooks up with a ton of people but no serious relationships/sleeps around/Serial Ladies man/Friends with benefits with multiple people at once/

Turns up the charm 100% and never half-asses it/”Scrunches his hair in thought and knows he looks cute doing so (like girls that purposefully bite their lip)”

Friends with literally everyone/has a thousand surface-level friends that think they’re close to him but keeps all at arm’s length/the greatest friend but also pickiest about who he becomes friends with

Clothing: Constantly shirtless/shorts over trousers/flip-flops as house shoes/gold chain/coin necklace/hoop earring/”golf dad that tucks in his shirts and unironically wears polos”

Obsessed with golf and football/practices his putt in the hallway with an empty loo roll

A bro

Secretly insightful/Tactless but gives essential advice as a result

Secretive/keeps his shit quiet/Definitely the guy with the most secrets

The blond one

Hairy chest

Worst poker face

Finger guns/peace signs

Blushes when he’s excited

Adores Shawn and Lewis

Cares a lot about what others think

Says no judgment but really judges a lot/judges you based on music taste

Rings in at 0 on the gaydar but could surprise you/the only het one

Tries to avoid conflict by remaining ‘on the fence’ and not picking a side

Always the roommate

Face mask selfies

Emotions rotate between sad, sexy, and fun - combination vary

Never a villain

Close with Harry

“Violent masturbating in the next room”

Constant pet names for everyone/”Even has pet names for his devices (like his vacuum robot”

ZAYN

Super smart/nerd/wise/The Ravenclaw

Smokes a lot

Secretly very soft/gentle/biggest heart/”His confidence and aloofness hide a sensitive heart of gold”/Bad boy secretly soft

Heart-eyes at Liam/Soft with Liam/”Lee-yum”

Mysterious eyes

Best friends with Louis

Jobs: Artist, tattoo artist, English teacher who loves art, works in comic book store,

Shy/withdrawn/mysterious/brooding best friend/quiet/”Seems intimidating until you realize he’s just shy”/bad boy outside, soft boy inside/”not as cool as he seems but way sweeter”

The artistic one/tortured artist/art student/skater/also does graffiti/spray-paint

Marvel fan/comic book fan/superhero fan

Clothing: Wears his clothes like armor/leather jacket/”He’s the only one with good taste and he knows it”

Most ‘devil may care’ about his sexuality

Family-oriented/family man

Involved with his religion

Model figure/carved by gods/vain but not obnoxious about it

Catchprase is ‘sick’

Needs time alone to recharge

Changes his hair a lot/that one strand of hair that falls over his eyes

Thinks Malibu is called Malabami

“Eats candy underwear off of Harry’s crotch”

[pigspeetsandhooflikefeets]

Hey. I don’t like posting this because I like to be a positive person and this is a really cool and positive fandom, but I need to say please avoid melodicalmusic on DeviantArt/doggiebeats on Quotev. Initially I thought it was just someone who was missing the point, but they are far worse and actively harmful. (notes under cut)

melodicalmusic/doggiebeats is the author and illustrator of an au fic named “Velo Life”. At first glance it is harmless, the art is fine. The story revolves around a mask named Pap (a papillon dog) doing things, being an assistant to the monarchy, and dating Fox. Sometimes other masks get chapters, but the overall focus is on her oc, which is fine, as ocs can be good. The problem isn’t conception, it’s execution.

Transphobia: Melodic decided to cast Leopard as a non-binary intersex character. It was a fair design choice, other than the fact she referred to them as a “pseudo-h*rmaphodite”, which is medically outdated, as well as the inclusion of ‘pseudo’ is more offensive than the slur alone. Leopard has biological cubs, despite most intersex (obviously not all) being infertile or unable to carry children showing a lack of research on the topic, as well as it being a very dysphoric situation for many trans and intersex people.

Leopard was referred to as a “quing”, combination “queen” and “king”. Now. Mull over it. Okay stop mulling, because she had every inch to just use “Monarch”, such as “Monarch Leopard”, as well as titles like “Their/Your Majesty”, which works for both kings and queens, so it should have been suitable for Leopard.

Unprompted, she backpedaled saying “But I wanted Leopard in my AU to be a actual female. Cause I think it's for the best. Everyone kinda hated Leopard, but I love everything she does. No not Transgender, just really a female.”. Besides the fact she took it in her own hands to decide that a mask played by Seal was ‘now a cis woman’, she implies that trans women are not women, calling cis women ‘really a female’.

In her fic, the only other trans character is Egg, who is exceptionally ambiguous to being trans, not specifying if Egg is NB, FTM, or if he as well was going to be intersex. She dedicates a chapter to pride month, yet a lot of the focus is on the cishet masks (Pap (her oc), Frog, and Fox), as well as a concerning ship of T-Rex and Poodle, as everyone knows that T-Rex is somewhat coded to be a child, since Jojo was only 16 when she performed. Despite claiming to respect trans people, she only had two trans characters, and decided that one of them wouldn’t be trans anymore because “I admired the high-pitch voice that was fitted for the Leopard, it just suits SO well. Even if the show kept going, I always hear the digital high vocals.”. Call me crazy, but that’s not a reason to make a man a cis woman.

As a trans man, Leopard was disgustingly handled in the show with the panel first week, accusing Seal of ‘tricking’ them for wearing drag and acting feminine (not acting like a woman, acting feminine), and I hoped it wouldn’t leech into the fandom. Clearly I was wrong.

Homophobia: Where to start with this. As stated, she changed Leopard from a NB intersex character (in her original canon) to a cis woman. In the fic, Leopard is married to Nick. I don’t need to tell you that she made Nick x Leopard into a straight ship. She made the only gay ship tease in the show into a straight ship. I wish it ended here.

Somali, an oc, has potential. Not here, but he has it. Somali is gay. If you think I’m undermining his character, that is his character. Somali likes magic and theater, and is very flamboyant. He is a gay walking stereotype. In his description, it is stated, “The story is that he turnout Gay, Of course Pappy was Supportive, but she knew it wasn't fair, especially through everything she's involved.” If you need me to translate: Somali broke up with Pap after realizing he was gay. Pap saw that as unfair, and that she was a victim of being lead on because he found out he was gay. Yes, Pap is making Somali being gay and dealing with his internalized homophobia… about herself. She goes to the point of calling him her nemesis. Which is a... toxic way to refer to someone who broke up with you on clean terms.

Somali eventually teams up with Rottweiler, Pap’s brother (who abuses her, despite it being out of character in every means) and is. Evil, and he hates Pap now apparently. We can’t go a minute without the gay oc being evil huh. Somali being gay doesn’t add to the story, it just suggests the only reason he stopped dating her was that he was gay (which is bad and offensive in Pap’s eyes) because he is not shown to fall for Rottweiler, or have any crushes on other male masks. His homosexuality is an accessory tag, and it’s really not a good one when he is the only gay character with a lot of lines.

Every. Character. That. Is. LGBT. Is. A. Token. Ice Cream and T-Rex are the closest ones to not be tokens, as Ice Cream has a job at a diner and T-Rex gets lines, but T-Rex is only used for exposition, and again, a child shipped with an adult mask. Peacock’s and Rabbit’s role outside of the first chapter is to have a rocky relationship, being forced to rekindle their relationship after Pap tells them to do so for a love festival. Several of the female masks are bisexual or lesbians, but they add so little to the plot, that I don’t even remember which ships are which. Every [since Leopard used to not be but is now] main character is heterosexual and cis (Pap, Fox, Leopard, Kitty, Frog, Turtle, Rottweiler) which doesn’t imply that she actually is that pro LGBT. Drawings of hers for Ice Cream and Egg are captioned “Just something Gay for you guys to see~” (fetishizing much?).

Ableism: One of the ocs in the fic is a Red Panda, who is related to Panda (don’t be confused, animal wise they are not closely related at all). In the fic, Red Panda suffers from PTSD due to an accident which caused her to be disabled in the leg, who uses a single-leg-crutch to walk. The physical disability is handled well enough, not being a hindrance or made fun of, but her personality is the worst. Red Panda is a cowardly and sniveling child, scared of her own shadow and completely incompetent. Her PTSD is very thinly written, not giving her any specific triggers or reasons for anxiety. If her PTSD was presented with her being afraid of entering a vehicle or certain smells that would relate to the accident (rubber, smoke, leather), it would make sense, but Red Panda is scared of everything. On a dare, Frog tells Kitty to impersonate a mask. Kitty impersonates Red Panda, making fun of her cowardice, which can be an actual attack on people who have PTSD (like myself), Kitty justifies herself, saying she couldn’t think of anyone else, Red Panda immediately accepting it. Being a minor character, there is no time for her to develop, and the Red Panda we were presented with is already a mess.

In the same chapter that Red Panda is introduced, Axolotl (mentioned a lot later) dares Fox to remove his prosthetic arm. I don’t need to need prosthesis to know that asking someone to take their ARM OFF is unfunny and uncalled for. Pap, Fox’s girlfriend, decided to take the time and kissed the welt, commenting that it “looked interesting”. Don’t- don’t do that. Don’t kiss people’s scars or cuts or welts or anything related to their disability, especially without permission. Axolotl was being ablest to Fox and somehow Fox didn’t know better and forgot to tell her she was acting uncivilized, despite being one of the smartest masks in the canon.

Condoning Incest: One of the ocs in the fic is an Axolotl. The axolotl is Frog’s biological sister, Frog having Turtle as his adopted brother, which in fic Turtle is stated to have been adopted in Frog’s family for over 15 years. In the axolotl’s description, it is stated “Though Axolotl is a relative of him, She deeply has a crush on him. Which maybe weird but hey, Turtle's Adopted. So not a big deal”. No, it’s not ‘ok’ because Turtle is adopted, especially since they’ve been related 15 years. It’s not like Frog and Turtle are ‘close enough to be brothers’, they are related by law. Axolotl is presented to quirkily force a kiss on Turtle in one chapter, which she is not punished or condoned for 1. Sexually harassing him 2. Committing incest and putting it on his conscience, OTHER than her getting salmonella, which all characters who kiss Turtle are prone to getting (Ice Cream in chapter was stated to have fallen sick after kissing him). Axolotl is treated completely fine and Turtle has her in his band, regardless of the fact she is predatory towards him. Additionally, Axolotl is treated as a babysitter towards all of the children on the island, despite, again, sexually harassing someone she is related to, which people saw happen.

Incest is a harmful thing that can cause people to self-deprecate themselves or worse. It’s not a quirky “ha ha, they kissed, so funny!” because Axolotl DOES want to prey on Turtle. She DOES want to be with him. She didn’t CARE about his feelings, in the moment or after. It wasn’t a cute kiss on the cheek, and it wasn’t funny.

Fetishization of Japan: Pap is a weeeeeb. Pap is stated to be Japanese (her last name being Akita) which is confusing on account of the fact Rottweiler and her family are not shown to be Japanese? Anyways, Pap uses broken Japanese, completely unsparingly, and just says it in a way she expects everyone to understand her. It’s not Engrish, she speaks English well enough, she just adds it in sentences, and Melodic doesn’t even offer translations at the end of chapters. Phrases used are arbitrary, one some reason ending with “translator”. Entire sentences can be in Japanese, making the story hard to follow. If this fetishization of the language was limited to Pap, it’d be more tolerable, but other masks, ones who have no reason to know Japanese, use it as well, equally poorly.

Xenophobia: Some reason the USA and UK masks are all good guys (other than Rottweiler) but the German masks live in a ‘badlands’. German Monster teams up with Rottweiler and is his girlfriend, while German Dragon sexually assaults Kitty when they go through the badlands. There is no rhyme or reason why they are the scapegoated ‘evil’ series, but it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Inability to handle criticism: I tried. I tried my absolute best to tell her that what she was writing was harmful and past borderline offensive. I told her that Somali was a gay stereotype and very poorly presented, not getting a personality out of ‘likes singing’ (which all masks do…) and ‘is evil gay’. She didn’t care. We told her she was using slurs and that turning a mask played by Seal into a cis woman was offensive and transphobic (as well as Leopard already poorly being handled). She didn’t care.

In fact she more than didn’t care. She called us insensitive and whiny. Quote from her, "Now, I been feeling upset about some Haters/Karens harassing me on my AU ideas. And yes that's dumb.” Karens. You know, the stereotypical older women who hate the gays and trans people and bully people doing their jobs? Karens? Yeah, no. A Karen would be against any characters being trans or gay, insisting the show is for families, not telling them to stop using literal slurs (which have been outdated over 20 years) and to actually write gay characters. She genuinely acts like she can do no wrong and that everyone that doesn’t fawn over her is bad. This has nothing to do with the quality of the writing and the lack of grammar, this is about how she is unapologetically offensive and writing triggering content for the sake of being ‘quirky’.

I’m not saying “go rally against her” or “dox her” or “flame her story”, I’m suggesting please don’t give her attention. She’s clearly a child, and she’s not willing to change. All we can do is limit how much attention she gets until she grows up.

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Random Barian Headcanons

Long ass post because I didn't want to lose these

Seriously, it's random but I didn't want to lose them. Feel free to add to them if you want.

Since Nasch and Merag are technically still known as Reginald and Rio Kastle they inherited the Kastle parents' estate which included the mansion and a massive monitary portion. They both decided to be smart and invest a chunk of the money and the rest is in multiple savings accounts so they can dip into it when needed.

All of the boys got full time jobs to help with taxes, bills and to support Merag's pursuit of higher education.

The boys would die for her. She's like their mom and little sister all in one.

The boys let her take her pick of rooms first because no one wants to fight with sister/mom.

The first couple months of them living together were complete chaos. It took a while for them to understand that they were all on the same page and just trying to get by.

It took them even longer to come to realize Vector wasn't a mass murderer anymore and to kinda accept him for the mess he is.

They help each other out when needed.

Alit, Nasch, Merag, and Gilag are the only ones that can drive. Nasch only has his motorcycle, Gilag has a VW bug, Alit has a "clunky shit wagon", and Merag has (the Yu-Gi-Oh universe version of) a two door Honda Accord.

Alit's car gets passed around between himself and Nasch when he has to run errands. Nasch hates his car because it's falling apart but it still runs.

Vector is learning to drive and Gilag is teaching him. He's not bad at it and will get better with time.

Out of the four, Nasch is the best driver. He's the road trip driver whenever the seven decide to go anywhere together.

Vector and Durbe can cook basically five star meals. The first time vector actually took the time to cook, people were super shocked that it turned out amazing.

Nasch

One of those people that writes in half cursive and half print and it frustrates him.

Had a major identity crisis after the numbers war but then realized because his and Merag's souls were thrown into Reginald and Rio's bodies they lived on in a weird way. Merag coined the term "full body donation" and Nasch stuck with it. It helped him cope.

He also had trouble coming to terms with the realization that he's gay. He told Durbe first who's response was something along the lines of "Dude, I knew this entire time."

He gets super confident as he gets older and it looks good on him.

Merag

She decided to pursue higher education with the desire of becoming a nurse pratcicioner specializing in the burn unit.

She's the one that everyone goes to when there's a problem.

She can do math like nobody's business.

Can't cook to save her life

Vector

The most mentally damaged after the numbers war. Merag forced him to go to therapy to see if they could do anything. He obviously doesn't tell the entire truth to the therapist with the fear of being called insane and dropped off at a mental ward.

He got put on anti-depressants and has been doing better day by day.

The other Barians were cautious around him because mass murder and stuff but once they saw how he was struggling they all decided to keep an eye on him.

He hangs out with Yuma occasionally and they do dumb stuff. Vector enjoys the company of someone he doesn't live with

Gay AF and total bottom boy

He's not afraid to be flamboyant and it's hilarious

Gilag

He's secretly got a big heart and is very patient.

Watches trashy TV like "the real housewives" and whatever movie Allit forces him to watch.

Works the night shift of security at random museums around Heartland. He loves it because it's quiet most nights.

He has printing handwriting. The first time he left a note on the fridge Mizael thought he typed it. This caused an uproar and when he came home they made him write in front of them so he could prove that his writing is actually that pretty

He works out with Alit every Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.

Everyone knows not to bother him when they know he's working out

The cleanest of the Barians. Everything in his room has its place and he always makes sure it gets put back.

He's straight but supports those who aren't with all his heart.

Cinamon roll too pure for this world

Alit

Not afraid to kick a bitch if they threaten him

Secretly very funny and comes out with jokes no one could have even thought of

He cares deeply for the six other Barians but won't show it.

Bisexual and proud of it.

Mizael

He has a nack for interior decorating. He decided the suits of armor that lined the upstairs hallway had to go so he put aside a spare room to display them. (Durbe took one and has it in his room. He swears it fits the aestetic.)

He has dragon figurines decorating his room.

He also loves plants. He's got a lot of those too.

He cares deeply for any and all sort of animals. He rescued a box turtle he found that had a broken shell and was missing a leg.

He kept it and he adores it. It's name is "Ares" because it was a fighter from the get go.

He enjoys studying different ancient religions and societies. His favorite is roman.

He needs reading glasses and picks the larger frames because its more convenient to him.

Durbe

He writes poems and short stories in his free time but would never let anyone else know

Nasch insists that his entire personality can be defined in the phrase "washed up meme". Durbe will never admit that it's true

He can't swim but loves water

He developed a fear of heights and won't go in elevators if possible.

He loves going to the self published books on Amazon and reading the really shitty ones. He's got a collection now and it's a problem.