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[misssclumsy]

*people are using chat gpt for creating poetries*

*39873 poets jump out of the window*

[covenists]

✦ BAD IDEA, RIGHT?, O. PIASTRI

what if the break up wasn't really called a break up since the night he called it end?

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[howlingday]

Jaune: Got the latest issue of X-Ray & Vav, so I'll read that when I get back...

???: So I told her, ...

???: Haha! No way~!

Jaune: (Thinking) Crap! It's Nora and her friends! I never feel safe when it's the three of them together. And it looks like they've dragged Ren into this, too.

Nora: (Laughing, Smiling)

Jaune: ...

Jaune: She's been getting really close to me a lot lately... She's like... like...

Jaune: Like a bear. One that keeps digging into a rabbit's hole.

Cardin: Yo~!

Russel: 'Sup~!

Yang: Hey...

Ruby: Yo, 'sup~!

Nora: Oh, hey.

Ren: What up~?

Cardin: Dude, I am so tired~!

Ren: Ah. He's looking for sympathy.

Russel: No, really! Training was savage~!

Nora: You skipped out on training.

Yang: Prof. Goodwitch was piiiiiiiiiissed~!

Cardin: Pssh! She's already scary as it is~!

Russel: Completely impossible to reason with~!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: How do they do it? How do they just blend in with girls so easily? Weak guy like me can't keep up with that...

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Nora: (Playfully slapping Cardin)

Cardin: (Laughing) Stop that~!

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Jaune: (Clutches his chest)

Cardin: Yo, Valkyrie... Offer's still on the table if you want it~.

Nora: I don't want it, though.

Russel: C'mon~! Give him a chance~! Heck, we can double date, right, Ruby~?

Ruby: WHUH?! U-Um...

Ren: If you'd like, I can join, too~.

Russel: See~? Everybody's gonna be there~!

Nora: I'm not going.

Cardin: Ah, really? Why don't you come with us to the bullhead at least and then we can talk about it there~!

Jaune: (Glaring at the group)

Russel: Huh?

Jaune: OH NO! THEY SAW ME!.

Cardin: Who's the weirdo?

Russel: He's been giving us the stink-eye.

Jaune: Wh... What do I do?! It's too late to run away, right? I mean, it's already awkward enough as it is, but...

Yang: Yo, Vomit Boy~!

Ruby: Yuh-YO~!

Jaune: ...

Yang: Whatcha doin' over there~?! C'mon over~!

Cardin: Huh? You know this guy? (Grins) What? You need somethin~?

Jaune: (Gulps) N... No...

Jaune: I... I...

Nora: ...

Jaune: NORA! LET'S GO!

Cardin: Huh~?

Jaune: Crap! I said that out loud!.

Cardin: Could you say that again? I don't think I heard you right~.

Russel: Say it again. Nice and loud~.

Nora: (Stands up) Let's go... Leader~!

Jaune: (Blushes)

Nora: Later~! (Runs to Jaune)

Cardin: W-Wait...

Russel: Huh?

Yang: Heh heh... Ready to go, Rubes?

Ruby: Huh? Oh! Y-Yeah!

Ren: Oh? (Follows the group) I guess we're doing this today then.

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Jaune: Is it really okay to just leave them there?

Yang: Yeah. Those guys are so annoying.

Ruby: S-So annoying!

Ren: So, how's the drawing, Jaune?

Nora: Yeah! How's the pervert drawing~?!

Jaune: Wh-WHAT?! I... I draw, but I don't draw that!

Ren: There's no shame in pursuing erotica, Jaune.

Nora: Pervert Vomit Boy~!

Yang: Ew~! Vomit Pervert~!

Ruby: Vomit Pervert~!

Ren: I think you have what it takes to be one of the greats, Jaune.

Nora: Especially with that shaggy hair~!

Ruby: Shaggy hair~!

Ren: I can feel your aura just bursting with potential~!

Yang: That's not the only thing that'll burst from him~!

Jaune: I don't fit in with them at all...

Jaune: (Smiles)

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Jaune: (Mumbling)

Ren: Hm? Did you say something Jaune?

Jaune: N-Nothing...

Ren: Really? Because I thought I heard you say-

Nora: (Looms) LEADER LIKES TO MUMBLE A LOT. IT'S BEST IF YOU DON'T HURT YOURSELF TRYING TO HEAR HIM.

[tobbesdiscordkitten]

GORLLLL SPILL THE TEA, how do you know he’s kinky? I NEED INFORMATION

https://www.tumblr.com/tobbesdiscordkitten/767608439776116736/wait-axl-found-a-photo-of-stephanie-on-a-playboy

I don’t know the exact details, anon 😭 He just seems like a really kinky guy who would be willing to try anything.

For example, look at the It’s So Easy music video where Erin is hanging around, wearing a G-string, and a red ball stuffed in her mouth while her ankles are handcuffed. Axl wanted to showcase that 😈 It wouldn’t surprise me if those two were recreating a past sex experience they shared, hehe.

Based on some of his lyrical writings, Axl hints at performing BDSM with other women, like in Anything Goes:

🎶Oh, panties 'round your knees

with your ass in the breeze.

Doin' that grind with a push and squeeze.

Tied up, tied down, up against the wall🎶

There’s photos of him French kissing Stephanie Seymour 🤭 I bet those two were equally as freaky.

Heck, the man is even kinky on stage with the way he licks his middle finger and inserts his finger in the air, as if he’s sliding it up a woman’s cunt. How he moves and grinds his hips during Mr. Brownstone. All of these things indicate to me that he’s a very kinky man. I, too, wanna know more about his other kinks, though.

I heard he gives the best oral sex, possibly better than Nikki Sixx? 👀 (never kiss and tell 🤫)

[zozowiththefrofro]

"Back to Life, Back to Reality"

Timeskip!Kenma Kozume x GN!Reader • It's a sunny Saturday, and reader wants to go out, but Ken is to busy playing with his new VR headset. What will reader do?☀️

Contains • (jump scares), tooth-rotting fluff, personal grooming, (a VR headset), reader wears a sundress outfit, praise, cuddling, reader reprimands Kenma for having his phone out during couples time, (a little bit of pda)...

Days like this, Kenma doesn't like getting out much...by I mean much, I mean never.

When you head in the living room, you see a VERY locked in Kenma, with his new VR headset he got, the very one he said he'd literally die without buying.

He is currently playing a scary game on it, CLEARLY, because the little yelp told you everything, along with him falling back into your arms, just barely.

"EEK!"

"What the heck, Kozu?"

"Sorry, Button, you okay?" , he says as he takes the VR headset off.

That nickname always got you flustered and quiet. He named you it because you were smaller than him and you're always by his side, so he call you button and has called you it on multiple occasions...like this one...basically all the time, like if he wants cuddles.

"Button, I need cuddles"

"Button, can I have a kiss?"

That is when he gets tired of that one game he finds annoying and boring, and needs something to give him a little more battery percentage.

"Whatcha doin' Button?"

He says that half of the times he gives you back hugs.

When you call him that, he gets all bent out of shape like you just broke his switch.

"Me? Button? I don't think so, you're MY Button, and it's Kozu, for you."

So, you like it when he calls you Button, and he likes it when you call him...anything else but Button.

(the name button was used way to many times already...)

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"Kenma! What did I tell you about games on the weekends?"

"Weekends are for quality time for when I'm not working and busy being a CEO...I know, but I really wanted to try this, Button."

(SIDE NOTE- he also uses button to get his way since he KNOWS it turns you to mush)

"Ugh, one day, you'll thank me for making you spend less time off the video games!"

"You and I both know that will never happen..."

"Whatever", you say as you emerge from the kitchen and you put a basket of food in front of him.

When he tries to open it, you swat his hand away and tell him to go put on something presentable.

Boy, did he not like today already.

His spouse trying to drag him out the house already, but his mood kind of changes when he sees you in that one sundress he got you for your birthday a couple months back, doing your hair.

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"Button, you look incredible..."

He stands there speechless..

"Thanks, Kozu!"

After you guys get ready, you and him drive...somewhere....

"Erm..Y/N...where are we going?"

"You'll see."

You two then drive up to a plain with zero shade, so that the sun could say hello to both of y'all's skin, that has a lot of flowers and soft flowers.

"Come on Kozu," you say as you drag him out the car and you both fall after running down a steep hill (yk how those cheesy ahh couples do in the movies)

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"Help me out, baby!"

"Coming Button, he says as he helps you with the picnic blanket"

(If y'all haven't guessed or gotten the concept, yes, its a picnic date, (THAT, "DID YOU NOT GET THE CONCEPT?" TIKTOK DANCE HAS BEEN IN MY HEAD ALL DAY)

You guys then sit down and get the food out, bless it, then you both dig in...

(of course ken is going for the apple pie first and would probably eat half of it, WHAT A BIGGIE)

"Kozu, you can't get full of apple pie, eat some protein!"

You then shove a drumstick (chicken) in his face and he bites down on it while making eye contact with you, and it kind of makes you blush and you look away and give it to him.

You guys eat all the food, and then look at shapes of clouds in the sky and count flowers in the prarie and run through the fields and do all that romantic crap<

"Hey, Y/N..."

"Yeah, Kozume?"

"I'm really glad you brought me out here, I think gaming inside all day would've been a little boring anyways", he says as he brushes a hair out of your face.

"Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't be so hard on your obsession with gaming...I mean, I know its a passion, but-

His lips crash into your and you kiss back, even though still a little startled.

"You don't have to explain yourself Button."

He then takes you back to both of you back to the picnic carpet and cuddle on it as the sun falls asleep and the moon awakens. (see what i did there?)

"Y/N, you know i would do anything for you, right, even if it means taking away my video games?"

"Really, you would put video games before me", you say a little taken aback.

"Don't be ridiculous, Button."

He kisses you again, but more softer this time.

(You end the night with stargazing with kenma)

Maybe leaving the house and ditching that new VR wasn't such a bad idea....maybe you, yourself, brought him back to his reality.

A/N???(this was so lazified, like, not even kidding...also not proofread-WHHAAATT?)

[a-roguish-gambit]

Turn of the century au thoughts: dog days of summer

So it's been hot as heck here for a good week and that gave me some thoughts.

During 1912, air conditioning and refrigeration were still a very new thing and expensive as hell. There's no way the brotherhood of mutants could afford that, especially when mystique disappears for a while. So the boys are suffering horribly, sweating like pigs.

When Pietro comes up, pissed as hell because he saw the x men having lemonade with ice and ice cream of all things. There's no way on a day like this they could have that with a normal ice box. They must have some refrigerator unit.

Bitter and jealous, the brotherhood decide they are going to break in and steal it. Xavier can probably afford another. It's practically an act of charity!

So that night they sneak over, planning to be in and out quickly....but unfortunately not so. Cause no matter where they look, they can't find any sign of a refrigerator.

Finally they are cornered in the kitchen as they try to come up with what to do next by wolverine who has been tailing them since they got there, gambit who noticed them sneaking around the garden, and scott who woke up planing to drink whats left of the milk before they get their delivery in the morning.

There's a solid minute of silence before the brotherhood resort to a food fight to try and make their escape but end up waking up jean and Bobby in the process, to which jean stops them in their tracks.

Gambit: what da hell ya doin here???

Wolverine: mystique probably set them up to steal our records on mutants....

Toad: what? No we actually don't know where she is. We want your refrigerator

Gambit: what.

Lance: don't play dumb we know you have one!

Scott:...those are thousands of dollars and barely hold anything! Why would we have one??? Look there's a regular ice box right there. *Pulls the milk out to prove his point* why would we have an ice cabinet if we had a fridge???

Blob: but....you guys had ice cream....an ice box can't keep that on a day like yesterday.....

Pietro: yeah! It's not physically possible...unless you guys have air conditioning? How did you afford that for this whole place it's huge!!!!

Scott:....bobby.

Bobby: on it *opens the ice cabinet and refreezes the tub of ice inside*

Brotherhood:......ohhhhhhhhhhh

Gambit: seriously y'all knew Bobby and Ororo live here and ya think we needed air conditionin or a fridge box?

Toad:...i mean when ya put it that way...

Lance:....can we borrow Bobby tomorrow

Scott: NO!

Jean: What is wrong with you?!

Wolverine: Absolutely not!

Bobby: I charge a dollar an hour for my services.

The x men:.....

Gambit: non bobby ya worth more Dan dat. Tree dollas an hour or nothin

Scott: GAMBIT-

Pietro: Deal. just put our house on ice please.

[itwasthereaminuteago]

|| Black eyed & Blue ||

Chapter 1 - Skull & Crossed Wires

Frank Castle x Female Reader/OC

Notes: I'm posting this first short chapter in my Frank Castle and female OC/reader mini series in the hope that it will spur me on to finish it! I have some other chapters written already just need to get them where I want them and write some more. 😊

Warnings: kidnapping, blood, biting, general vampire themes, fluff & smut, frank being protective, Matt makes an appearance.

Please comment and let me know what you enjoy or would like to see as the story develops and I'll see what I can do!

Frank managed to limp his van to the nearest garage before it crapped out entirely. He had cleared it out after his latest 'road trip' back at the safe house. It wouldn't do any good if the mechanics found any of his arsenal…

He left them with the keys and said he'd check back in a couple of days. Leaving a cell number was out of the question too, he still wasn't quite comfortable leaving much of a trace even if he was now 'Pete'.

He walked up to the shop office two days later, hopeful he could throw down a few hundred and get going. A fraught looking gangly guy was having an in-depth discussion on the phone as he entered. He passively waved Frank in the direction of the garage floor, pulling the phone away from his mouth and yelling towards the doorway.

"Blue! Customer!"

Frank gave him a semi-polite nod and headed through the side door where his van was jacked up, a pair of dark blue Converse sticking out from underneath.

"Uh, right. Guess it ain't ready yet." Frank ventured.

"No shit Sherlock." A voice came from below.

"Can see why you got Shaggy on the front desk there, customer service ain't your thing huh?"

The feet peddled their way out from under the van to reveal a woman with her hair tied up out of her face with a blue bandana. She had an oil-smudged face, and chipped sky blue nail polish on her fingers. Her mouth dropped open as she pushed herself up and took in the figure of Frank standing over her.

"Oh fuck- I mean, shit! Damn! Fuck!" She winced. "I'm really sorry mister… thought you were Ray winding me up again. Sorry, I'm trying not to cuss as much but, um…"

Frank couldn't help the sly smile from spreading across his lips.

"Think you're doin' well enough. Don't you worry about it. Maybe uh, you can gimme an idea when she'll be ready?"

She got to her feet, wiping her oily hands on her dirty coveralls, which were also blue.

"Well, that's the thing. I'm still waiting for a part to come. I woulda called you to let you know but, uh, you didn't leave a number so…

"Yeah, don't have a phone." He scratched at the back of his neck uncomfortably. "Kinda hate all that tech shit y'know."

"Wow. Well, okay old man, I'm not sure exactly when it'll arrive, our supplier is vague at the best of times, I really wanna find someone better but…"

Frank couldn't help grumbling a little. He was keen to get back on the road, after all, biker gang ass wasn't gonna kick itself. "Then I guess 'i'll just keep comin' back every day till she's ready."

Blue smiled politely. "Once it's here I'll get it fixed as fast as I can but if you refuse to have a phone like us regular people I guess that's just what you'll have to do. See you tomorrow then?"

Frank nodded. "Yeah. See ya tomorrow."

The next day Frank dropped by the garage late afternoon, he'd had a particularly rough night chasing down some dregs of the Dogs of War that refused to go down easily.

"Jeez, what the heck happened to you?" Blue asked, looking up and seeing the dark bruises around his eyes as she heard him come in. "I mean, if you don't mind me asking? Those are some shiners."

"Walked into the side of the door when I got up during the night to piss. Bein' how I'm an 'old man' an all," Frank deadpanned back.

"No shit. You gotta be more careful, looks a bit like someone belted you right in the kisser!"

Frank shrugs.

"To be honest I wouldn't be too surprised if they had. Don't take this the wrong way but you've kinda got one of those punchable looking faces, mister..?"

"It's uh, Pete." Frank replies with a slight chuckle, only slightly offended. "And is that so?"

She holds out her oily hand for him to shake. "Hi Mister Pete. They call me Blue. And yeah, I mean you're real good looking and all but-" she stopped as Frank shook his head and laughed.

"Jeez, I really gotta stop running my mouth around strangers! I am so sorry…"

Frank holds up both hands giving her a smile, it had been a while since he had laughed as much. "Hey, no worries. Punchable and good lookin'? I'll take it. So, Blue, huh? No need for me to ask why I guess. "

She returns the smile, scuffing the toe of her shoe into the ground shyly. "I just like the colour."

Frank clears his throat. "So uh, there any news on that part yet?"

"Oh! Yeah, um it might be tomorrow but…"

"Might not?" Frank finishes with a slightly tense shrug.

"Yeah, really sorry about this, Pete. I'd even go as far as to offer you a free coffee in apology but our machine's bust, and even if it was working it tastes crap anyway."

"Don't worry about it. Alright well, guess I'll seeya tomorrow again."

Blue gave him a little wave. "Yeah, seeya tomorrow Old Man, hope I've got some good news for you then."

Frank just shakes his head, smiling to himself as he leaves the garage and sets off back home.

The next day, when Frank turns up, Blue's face is bright with the biggest smile, and it only got brighter as she saw what 'Pete' had in his hands.

"Hey!" She greets him animatedly and it makes him feel a little warmer inside.

Frank nods then hands her one of the carryout cups of coffee he has. "Hey, didn't know how you take it but I got some sugar and milk here too if you want, seeing as your machine is broken an all."

Blue beams, her fingers brushing briefly over his as she accepts it. "Oh, thank you so much! And no, that's great, straight up is perfect, so kind of you, thanks Pete!"

Frank shrugs. "S'nothin'."

She takes a hearty sip and then remembers what she was about to say. "Good news by the way, the part arrived this morning! I'm about to get on it right now, shouldn't take too long if you don't mind waiting?"

Frank nods, finding a space to sit nearby. "Yeah, sure, if you don't mind me watching you work."

She disappears under the van. "Actually, gives me the chance to ask what the hell you've been putting this poor van through, you gotta take more care of her if you don't want to run her into the ground."

Frank huffed. "Yeah, just been real busy, y'know, and my work takes me all kinds of places, some uh, rough terrain."

"What kind of business are you in Pete?"

He scratches the stubble under his chin. "Uh, removals, pest control, odd jobs. That kinda stuff."

"A Pete of all trades?" Blue suggests, and Frank has to laugh.

"Yeah," again he feels the rare smile stretch his face as he strokes his stubbled jaw. "Somethin' like that."

It wasn't till later, when he was on the road again rummaging through the glovebox for the map when his hand landed on the tin of sweets. He took them out, curious seeing the note stuck to the lid.

'Something to sweeten you up, old man :)

-Blue'

He chuckles to himself as he opens the tin and takes a candy.

[animeredhead101]

Minor Ships DP x DC Crossover

Duke Thomas / Danny Fenton

You Are a Monster (But So Am I) by TheWrittingOwl :

Gotham was not known for its snowy weather. Sure, they'd get decent snowfall in time for Christmas, and they often fell victim to the east coast blizzards, but never had they had snow earlier than Thanksgiving. Of course, it's while Duke is doing his Halloween patrol that a freak blizzard hits Gotham. As he waits for someone to relieve him for the night patrol, he comes across something... strange in the snow. The weather may be strange, but it is still Halloween. AKA 5 Times Duke denies he's a monster fucker and 1 Time he kisses the monster Word Count: 16,046 Completed

Cassandra Cain / Danny Fenton

lex luthor's ascent from supervillainy to fatherhood by halfgone(milkywxy) :

Based on this Tumblr prompt.

Lex Luthor has recently acquired a son. Weapon? Parole officer? ...Lex now has a teenaged god and he'll be damned if someone tries to take the kid away from him.

Word Count: 519,936 On-going

I wasn't expecting this fic but I love it! I usually hate Lex Luthor but I love how the author developed his character with Danny. One of my new favorites for sure!

Kon-El | Conner Kent / Danny Fenton

play it cool for you by aschriles :

Just because Tim had gone and got himself a boyfriend didn't mean Kon had to go and get himself a... whatever the heck he and Danny had going on. Fuck buddies. They were fuck buddies. Word Count: 18,409 Completed

Eat the Acid by DisillusionedDanny :

When Elle decided to introduce Danny to her new clone friend Conner, she was expecting a new brother. Not a new brother-in-law. Tie that in with some clone chaos, best friends Vlad and Lex, and a baby, and Conner and Danny are in for a ride of a lifetime. It could have only been fate that caused them to meet when they did.

Word Count:24,788 Completed

Seeing Double by Scififan33 :

What do you do when you find out you aren't who you always thought? Jazz knew it was the chance to get Danny away from their Phantom obsessed parents and Danny was just in shock. Hopefully, he'd be allowed to explain but why would he want Danny around? Word Count: 20,098 On-going What do you do when you find out you aren't who you always thought? Jazz knew it was the chance to get Danny away from their Phantom obsessed parents and Danny was just in shock. Hopefully, he'd be allowed to explain but why would he want Danny around? Word Count: 20,098 On-going

Thomas Wayne / Danny Fenton

Mourning a Young Soul Leads to Shared Custody by Olive_of_Vanders :

Danny was given a choice.

Become King or parent a ghost kid. Ghost kid sounded a lot more easier to him.

Word Count: 41,929 Completed

John Constantine / Danny Fenton

Completed

And My Exes, They Haunt Me by JoyLess_NightSky :

"Look, mate-" "Don't call me mate. That's weird." "Right. Your highness-" "That's even weirder. But, fine. Go on?" John sighed, obviously done with the interruptions. "This isn't just about us, luv. Alright? I get why you're angry, but me mates need ya. Heck, the whole bloody damn world needs ya! The twat that came through is very much about to do the whole bloody world domination schtick ya kept Pariah from doin'. That ain't something you're alright with, is it now?" The summoned man gave Constantine an unimpressed look. "If it's you asking? I might make an exception." OR: The Justice League is in over their heads with the new enemy. They need help, and Constantine may know a guy. But the guy… doesn't really like Constantine a lot right now. Word Count: 2,914

On-going

Lair of the Mysterious Reaper by Joshua2000 :

Danny's lair is the House of Mystery. When he enters it for the first time, he finds John Constantine and Zatanna Zatara occupying it. Between being the ghost king, the reaper of the souls of heroes and keeper of the balance Danny really needs a break. Based on a series of prompts by Sleepy (LonelyLittleWhiteRabbit) Original prompt here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45336712/chapters/114063079#workskin

Word Count: 6,815

Like and Survive- Phantom’s Guide to Young Hero Survival by robinasnyder :

When the world becomes aware of teenaged superheroes there is an immediate and fierce wave of backlash and controversy. That's where Phantom comes in. Phantom saved the world from a meteor fifteen years back; an impressive feat back in the day but now that meteors threatening all life on earth is such a common event that hardly anyone thinks about it. Phantom is considered an old timer who deals with a small city and nowhere else. When he begins uploading videos with advice for young heroes, he hopes a few new heroes might avoid some of the pain he went through. He's shocked at just how popular his advice suddenly becomes. Word Count: 306,940

[yourpalmickeymouse]

Mickey helllo!! ☀️ how long has it been since I was here the last time? (The last time I asked you was… months ago haha!) I’ve been busy with my life and well, let’s just say a lot has happened to me! 😄

Okay enough about me, I wanna ask you something, it’s actually have to do about well. Your height (if that’s okay for me to ask!),

Do you get tired of being small? I can feel not many people would take you seriously for your size or would make fun of you height for laughs… (is it also a genetic thing in your family where your relatives are also the same height as you?)

But to me, I don’t think you’re small at all. Physically yes but I know deep down you have a big heart that would never stop trying to help the people they care and cherish the most! :D (that’s all I got Mickey, it’s great to be back here once again! I’ll be sure to stop by again pal!)☀️

Hiya Sunny,

It's swell to hear back from you again. It has been quite a while, hasn't it? Though to be honest, I've also been pretty busy with all these crooks runnin' around Mouseton. Sometimes it feels like they're tryin' to break a world record on the most amount of crime they can commit within a couple of months. It's real annoyin'.

As for your question... ha... I was wonderin' when this would pop up. Don't worry 'bout askin'. I love answerin' 'em all. 😊

When it comes to my height, I guess I could see why someone would see it as a flaw. To be honest, the world I live in doesn't always seem to have people of my height in mind. Outside of havin' a heck of a time gettin' a car where I can reach the pedals, I have to bring my own stool whenever I go to the market since whatever I want is always, always, on the highest shelves. It's real annoyin' at times. But there are benefits too. If anythin' I think it offers me a bit of unique perspective that not a lot of people get. Sometimes I feel like I can be a bit more agile and fit into places most others can't. Also if I can't find something I like in the men's section of the clothing store I can always go to the kid's section and find somethin' there, ha ha. The clothes are usually cooler there anyway.😉

I think with the right mindset, you can do anything no matter what size you are.

As for where it comes from, it's definitely genetic but also very random. My Uncle Jeremy is short like me and yet my sister and Aunt Melinda are tall. I guess it would seem only the men in my family seem to be short, but based on past family reunions, that doesn't always hold up. To be honest it seems to vary wildly in mice in general. Even Minnie's family can be all over the place. It kinda makes me wonder if there's a size fairy that goes around to all the baby mice, randomly decidin' whether to make them short or tall🧚. Ha ha, Wouldn't that be funny? Maybe I should see if they can make a last-minute change.

Though seriously, as I said before, my height doesn't really bother me. Or at least it doesn't now. I'd like to say that it hasn't caused me any problems outside of high shelves... but that would be a lie. As you mentioned, I've definitely been ridiculed or not taken seriously for my height sometimes. I feel like I'm constantly havin' to prove myself and show that I'm more than capable of doin' what someone a little taller can.

Sometimes there's an advantage in people's underestimatin' ya, at least when I'm fightin' bad guys. But when I was younger and had lower confidence, it would really get to me. I remember readin' or hearin' somwhere 'bout how you could grow real tall if you eat a bunch of yams. So I used my allowance to buy a ton of yams and started eatin' 'em all in one sittin'. Of course, it didn't work and all I got was really sick. But after a nice talk with my sister and my aunt, I learned that nothin' was wrong with my size and I'm fine just the way I am. A bit cliché, but a much-needed message I still keep close to my heart.

Talkin' 'bout hearts, I appreciate you sayin' I have a big one. I definitely do try my best when it comes to carin' about others and makin' the world a better place. And ya know what, I think that's what really matters. We can't pick our own size, but we can pick the size of the positive impact we make on the world.

Thanks a bunch for the questions. I hope to see ya real soon.

- M.M.

[future-of-freedom]

MORE Tumblr wormhole happenings!

This time, Belle, Grease, and Kit are chilling in the Machine Shop when ATN!Belle, Sigma, Mecha Sonic, and Mecha Knuckles (and maybe the Egg Robos too) pop into existence there.

How does either Belle react to each other's looks, and how does everyone take the sudden appearance of the Scrapniks?

(another long one, folks)

“Oh! Okay!” Grease laughed as Kit floated up in the air with his water tentacles. “There are badniks in the machine shop! WHY ARE THERE BADNIKS IN THE MACHINE SHOP?????”

“W-wait a minute! These guys aren’t bad!” ATN!Belle blurted out, standing in front of the robots. “My impression on them wasn’t great either, but… um…”

She turned to her counterpart, who was speechless by the sudden appearance.

“Why do I look like a mouse…?”

-

While the two Belles conversed separately, Grease and Kit were face to face with what were apparently “Scrapniks.”

“Whaddaya mea-a-an we’re still on Scrapnik I-I-I-Island in ‘this world?’” Mecha Knuckles asked. “You’d thi-i-i-ink Sonic would have g-g-g-given us a place to-o-o-o-o stay by now!”

“YOUR PATIENCE IS REQUESTED, MECHA KNUCKLES,” Sigma told him. “PERHAPS THERE IS A REASON WE ARE NOT PRESENT IN THIS WORLD YET.”

“I am positive we are still living peaceful lives on Scrapnik Island here,” Mecha Sonic assured them both. “There must be a reason we haven’t left there yet.”

“Maybe S̸̡̨̧͓͔̟̮͙͎̮͚̭̈̄̇̌͆̒̅̕͜õ̴͈̤̃̈́ṇ̷̡̤͍̞̬̲̮̞̱̺̈́̏̔̈́̒̌͗͐̋̕̚̚i̶̤̙̜͋̓̓̀̋̅ć̴̢̢̘͕͙͚̩̭̳͉̉̂̓́͒͐̍ just straight up forgot about you,” Kit scowled, looking away.

All eyes landed on the kitsune.

“IS SOMETHING TROUBLING THE LITTLE ONE?” Sigma asked Grease.

The orangutan monkey just shrugged. “Heck if I know. An… incident happened with our Belle, and he’s been like that when it comes to Sonic ever since…”

The three robots looked at each other.

“Fre-e-e-eaky,” Mecha Knuckles muttered.

“I’d keep an eye on him, just in case,” Mecha Sonic said.

Grease rubbed the back of his head. “Hey, we’re doin’ our best here…”

-

“I have to admit… I miss when I looked like that,” FOF!Belle chuckled nervously.

“Please… don’t dodge the question,” ATN!Belle sighed. “Why do you look like that?”

FOF!Belle looked down. “Well, I… I did something stupid out of anger and jealousy. I pushed away those that tried to help me, and got myself crushed.”

“CRUSHED?!”

“Mhm. It took Tails, Kit and even Vanilla to put me back together. I was too messed up to go back to my original look, so they had to work with what they had,” FOF!Belle finished.

“M-may I ask what happened?” ATN!Belle asked.

“I… I really think it’s something you should find out for yourself. I don’t want to say anything that’ll mess up your world somehow.”

“But if it’s something that’ll eventually happen to me, how can I know when it’s coming?”

“I’m positive you’ll understand what it is when the time comes,” FOF!Belle smiled sadly. “I will tell you this, though; when you’re at your lowest, don’t shove your friends to the side. If you need someone to talk to, or even just hug, go to them. Even such small things will help a lot, I promise you.”

ATN!Belle still looked worried, but didn’t press her counterpart any further.

“I’ll… keep this in mind. Thank you.”

FOF!Belle grinned and winked at her.

[feralwetcat]

I haven't been very sappy on main so *throws sad shit at you* (aka me thanking the fable community and cast again, cuz goddammit you guys are so neat and cool)

Fable smp was, and is probably one of my favorite things I've discovered, i clicked on one of heyhays vods one day on a whim and gods im so glad i did, the way Fable has shaped me as a person and helped me improve is honestly crazy, its how i got into doing art, how i improved, how i met most of my friends, its genuinely been an amazing journey.

For me as a person, my home has always been an odd environment, without getting into too much detail my family has lots of trauma circling around, my brother and dad especially, so the way Fable comforted me through bad days, or when my dad would burst out at me or my mum, its genuinely such a crazy thing that these little block guys have helped me through so fucking much, the way they've helped me discover who i am, to feel represented through so many characters, heck even just hyperfixating with others, its amazing

Its helped me become more confident in my own skin, able to accept my body and how fucked up it is, from the rep with disabilities to identities, seeing something like "hey i have that!" Or "i experience that!", even the small pieces, its so fuckin awesome to see such cool people that are honestly like me

To all the cast: thank you, if not for making Fable, but for representing people, for showing us how much of an outlet being creative can be, and everything in between, all of this is so crazy how cool and detailed it is, truly.

To the fandom: you all are so fuckin cool, the way i get so excited when you guys interact with my stuff, art, silly posts, or just jokes, it's just so cool to interact with y'all, I've made so many friends and i know I'll make more, especially with all the smps y'all promote, keep doin that, i love your stuff guys<3

(now for specifics that have made me feel seen ayo)

To Athena: thank you, genuinely, for making a space that i feel seen in, i feel welcome in, the rep with C!Athenas disability and still having a great time, having a fulfilling life, which I've been told so many times I can't have due to my disabilities, its so amazing, even if its sleepy stardew, lore, or anything in-between, your community and self is so inviting and comforting. Your voice has always been so comforting (like a chill pink mixed with a light coffee brown feel:]), and i genuinely can't thank you enough, if not for representing me, but for becoming a comfort streamer for me

To Ghosty: Caspian as a character was so cool to see, his story was like a good book really, one you could pull up and watch with some tea or hot coco and a blanket, one that was so interesting, I've experienced some of the issues he worked through and it felt so amazing to see, especially a trans character whos entire personality wasn't that he was trans, or a character who struggled with grief but was still happy and able to be *alright* sometimes, thank you.

To Sherb: the way you did lore, and continue to do lore, always excited me, got me feeling genuine emotions, which I've always struggled with, it made me get into storytelling, something I've always enjoyed, it made me get into telling my own stories, its been so enjoyable, and will continue to be ! Icarus as a character made me feel seen in the way that you can care for someone, trust them fully, but they can still be a good person, but the way they treat you makes you believe they're a good person, and thats really important to me. Thank you Sherbert

To Connor: gods your writing is so cool, your fics motivated me to start writing again, and Ulysses as a character as well is such an interesting character, his writing is so neat and his story again made me feel so seen in many ways, and your writing is so good

Finally, To Beck: Arisanna was and continues to be a character i resonate with, always working for someone, never for yourself, feeling alone at times even with many people, having to or feeling like you have to provide for your friends and family, i grew up feeling like i had to protect my older brother, make sure he was alright, and Ari made me feel seen in that way, thanks for that, really

Thank you everyone, for supporting me, through my art, pickup lines, or just dumb jokes

Signed, FeralWetCat (Kai)

[operationslipperypuppet]

First scene // Last goodbye

The first and last times we see Ol’ Cobb. 200 years apart.

(Aka I got an idea about first scene vs last scene and that very common gif set and did it to the best of my ability with an audio-only medium).

transcript under the cut

Murph: This guy is an old, kind of grizzled, Crick hunter, and it’s not that he’s not hospitable, it’s just that he’s a little bit more serious. So, you go to do the handshake, and he’s kinda just a couple steps behind you, like moving real slow.

Cobb (Murph): Uh, hi, how you doin’ Moonshine? It’s been a while since -

Caldwell, overlapping: Oh, dang.

Cobb, continuing: - I’ve seen you.

Moonshine (Emily): Yeah, what’s your name? It escapes me right now. I saw your face, though, that didn’t escape me.

Caldwell chuckles over the words.

Cobb: You know me, I’m Ol’ Cobb.

Caldwell laughs again.

Moonshine: Ol’ Cobb! Well get the heck out! What sort of croc you catch to get here?

Caldwell laughs again.

Cobb: You know, somethin’ ain’t right at the Crick.

Moonshine: Yeah.

Cobb: So I came here to make things right.

Moonshine: What you hunt - Who’s tastin’ the - Who’s tasting the fruits of that blunderbus?

Murph: He pulls out a wanted poster of The Widow, and he says

Cobb: I tracked The Widow to Galaderon. If I find her, that’s 10,000 gold pieces for Ol’ Cobb.

There is a break in the audio for a beat. When the next clip begins, the song “The Kingshammer” is playing under the words.

Cobb: Gruumsh’s guys saw me run up here. I’m gonna take ‘em as far as my old legs can run. But you - you’ve gotta stay here, alright.

Hardwon (Jake), attempting to interrupt: Cobb! Cobb, come on! No!

Murph: Uh, he keeps talking through you.

Cobb: Now, don’t go blamin’ yourself. I know you’re gonna blame yourself. But -

Hardwon, quietly to himself: Oh, fuck.

Cobb: I ain’t doin’ you a favor, alright?

Hardwon, still trying to interrupt: Uh, Cobb.

Cobb: You’re doin’ me one.

Hardwon: Let me die, Cobb.

Cobb: Let this old man leave the world knowin’ that the kids are gonna be alright.

Hardwon, louder: No! The world’s better with you in it than me, Cobb! What’re you doin’?

Cobb: Look after Moonshine and Bev for me, yeah?

Murph: You see he begins to walk, ahead of the other spirits, and turns back.

Cobb: Or, better yet, you tell Moonshine and Bev to look after you, dumbass. [Murph laughs loudly, in character as Cobb].

Jake: Hardwon laughs and sobs.

Cobb: Keep it light.

Murph: You see Cobb charges into battle, a ghostly reflection of his last stand.

[askyuuandco]

TW: Angst but Wholesome. Happy Father's Day

------Flashback------

Yuu's Father: *reading the papers*

Kid Triplets: *peaking from the door watching their father read* :o ... Yuu's Father: *knows his girls are there* Girls. Please come in I know your out there. <:) Kid Triplets: *come in laughing and giggling* Daddy! XD Yuu's Father: *picks all three of them up* Hello my little 明星 (movie star idk how say plural :'l) . How was your day at the park? <:) Kid Triplets: *hold out gifts for their dad* >v<'/>.</>u< !!!

Yuu's Father: *gasp* What's this? Kid Yuu: It's a present for you Baba <X> Kid Amy: HAPPY BABA'S DAY!!! XD Kid Evelynn: Happy...Baba's day... <:> Kid Yuu: Happy Baba's Day. :D Yuu's Dad: Oh girls...You didn't have to give me a present. Kid Triplets: But we made it for you Baba. :'0 Yuu's Dad: *burst into comedic tears and accepts the presents* Thank you my dears I will treasure these for a life time. Yuu's Dad: *pick them up* Just as much as I treasure all of you *gives them all kiss* Kid Triplets: *giggling and laughing* --------end Flashback----- Yuu: *making father's day gifts for all the teachers* <:L Grim: What are you doing henchmen? :< Yuu: making father's day gifts for the teachers. Grim: why the heck are you doing that for? Yuu: because since I can't 100% see my dad right now I thought I'd make them presents too. And Prof. Trien might not be able to see his kids right now either so I thought...why not... <X>

Grim: okay then kind of sounds sly but okay Yuu: *pouts* It's not silly it means a lot too me! >X0 Grim: okay okay! I guess teach's lounge right? >.> Yuu: yep. ^v^

------------Teacher's Lounge------- Staff: *talking to one another* Yuu: *knocks on door* Prof. Trien: Come on in. U.U Yuu: *comes in holding gift baskets* H-Hello <:> Sam: Oh Yuu little imp how ya doin'! :D Vargas: What's with the gift baskets? Is there a special occasion? :D Yuu: *embarrassed blushing* Well from my realm it's Father's day and...* starts mumbling embarrassed* I'd like to give you guys these... @/////@'///

Staff: !!! :0 Crewel: Oh sweetheart you didn't have to go through all of trouble to make or get us anything Vargas: *elbows Crewel* Hey come Divus she made us gifts we can't say no right? >v>

Crewel: *happy blush* I guess not...okay come and bring them over Yuu: :'D *comes over and gives them all presents* Vargas: Dumbbells! Sweet! Thanks Yuu *ruffles up her hair* Crewel: a Dalmatian print tie *little tears come down his face* Thank you Yuu. ;v; *gives head pats while fixing the hair that Vargas messed up* Trien: a mug with Lucius's face on it. Thank you Yuu I appreciate it very much. UvU *gives her a side hug* Sam: Yo I got a mega phone! Sweet! Thanks little imp! >X3 *ruffles up her hair again* Crewel: Damn it Sam I just fixed it! >X0 Crowley: What about me!? ;0; Yuu: =.= ... *gives him his present* Crowley: *takes the mug* "World's Decent Dad" Yuu: *mumbles* you're welcome... >.> Crowley: *cries ugly* THANK YOU ;0; *gives Yuu a big hug* Yuu: Crowley your squishing me! DX< Yuu: *mumbles* I love you too...*pouts* Staff: *chuckles and laughs together* ---------------few hours later-------- Yuu: one more person...actually two more but I'll do him a little later =v= *walking down the hall* Light Music Club: *chatting away* Yuu: *runs up to them* Lilia-Senpai! :0 Lilia: Ah! Why if it isn't Yuu-Chan. How you today? :3 Yuu: I'm good...um...here >///< *hands gift bag with cute bats on it over to Lilia* Lilia: A present! For me! Oh you shouldn't have! X> Lilia: What's the occasion! :D Yuu: *embarrassed mumbles* I-It's father's day in my realm and I thought of you and you know... Lilia: *hears her loud and clear* OvO oh! OOOOHHH!!! *gives her a big old hug* Lilia: Thank you little bat you didn't have too I will treasure this gift bag with my life >w<

Yuu: *hugs back* ;v; Lilia: Now let's me check what's inside >X> *opens the bag all excited* Lilia: A World's Greatest Bat Dad T-Shirt, A bat shaped mug, an acorn bracelet, and a card?!?! *crying and hugging Yuu tight but not too tight* Thank you Yuu-Chan you truly made my day! ;v;

Yuu: <X'> your welcome. Yuu: Read the card later though... <XP Lilia: I promise I will ^u^ ----------2 hours later----- Yuu: *comes back and goes to the makeshift alter she made* ... Yuu:*looks at the photo she paint of her father on the alter*...Happy Father's Day Baba...I miss you very much... U_U *pays respects to the alter and leaves her dad's favorite snacks on the alter and then tells him about her day*

Ghost Dad: *watching from a far smiling and content* UvU

----Meanwhile With Lilia---- Lilia: okay what does the letter say...*reads it allowed* Lilia: "Dear Lilia, Thank you for being an impactful person in my life. Thank you for being so loving and kind too me on my first year in being in Twisted Wonderland. You treated me with respect and love and I appreciate that very much. Although seeing you in your past also through me out for a loop especially how you and mom would butt heads sometimes Lilia: ...was really...shocking...but refreshing I finally got to see what my mom's teen/young adult life was...Sincerely your niece...Cassidy Y. Irving... Lilia: ... :0 *processing* Lilia: *still processing* ...my what... Lilia: *realization* MY WHA- (.OAO.)'///

[callisto-died]

jjba oneshots

minors dni.

these are all of my oneshots posted originally in ao3 under the name @.slashyer (without the period, of course.)

Yoshikage Kira/Reader (Male Reader, minors DO NOT read.)

You stared at the wall. Your dick was honestly just bugging you right now, you were horny. Very horny. So, you decided to lean back in your work chair and play with yourself. It's not like nobody else at work didn't do it. Heck, the person next to you was doing it right now. You sighed and undid your work pants, sliding them down slightly and pulling your dick out. You lightly drag your thumb over to the slit, which was already leaking some pre-cum. You groaned as you slid your foreskin down and back up, you massaged your dick until it started to twitch. Then, the unfortunate happened and you got tapped on the shoulder. Your heart raced rapidly and you looked back, hoping it was anybody BUT your boss. He'd fire you for sure.

But... it was Kira? Oh, shit... Your face heaved into a deep red, during the time that Kira had started working there, you'd have fantasies of him.. A lot. Most of them were erotic, he raised an eyebrow and looked down at your dick. He cleared his throat. "I was told that you weren't busy but.. I suppose you are. I needed some help getting some documents from the boss but..." He cleared his throat again and leaned over your shoulder, whispering in your ear. "There are some things that are more important than work, at the moment..." He eyed your hands and licked his lips. He kneeled down and cleared his throat. He licked his lips and stuck his tongue out, licking your hot, red tip.

"Hnng... what are you...? What are you doin- ahh.." He wrapped his lips around your length and started sucking softly, giving tiny kitten licks and nipping you here and there. He started pumping you rapidly, you were going to admit, you did enjoy it. But why so suddenly? You gripped Kira's hair with one hand and pushed him closer with the other. "Sh-Shit..." You threw your head back and closed your eyes, you were sweating and your cheeks were a flushed red. Yoshikage started bobbing his head up and down, eliciting a moan from you. "Ah..! Are you- sure we should- ah... be doing this in public...?" You started to slowly thrust your hips forwards, you didn't care anymore. The guy of your dreams was giving you a blowjob and you were going to make the most of it. "It doesn't matter, really. I don't care, either." He held your hand and put two fingers in his mouth, sucking them. His other hand was busy pumping you, so the only thing you could do was hold his hand and help him pump you.

You felt your cock twitch slightly, then again, then it started twitching a huge amount. "Hnnng... ah..." You groaned, trying to get him to pump faster, as you were close to your release. He shoved his mouth on you, and started sucking you off again. You pulled his hair and he moaned, the vibrations from it caused your cock to twitch again, you were so close... "Ah... K-ira... I'm so close... keep sucking..." He bobbed his head up and down faster, you started thrusting your hips forwards, you couldn't take it anymore. "Ah...." You released directly into Kira's mouth, he swallowed the cum and he started to massage your hands. "Your hands are beautiful... I think they could be put to more use..." He stood up and pat your head, walking away back into the Boss' office. You sighed and grabbed some tissues, wiping off the excess cum on his legs. You shoved your cock back into your pants, and you got back to working.

Jotaro Kujo/Reader (Female Reader)

---

You threw yourself back into your shared bed, Jotaro was reading his typical book. You turned the TV on but turned the volume down so that Jotaro could enjoy his book. You were tired. You had barely gotten any sleep because Jolyne was scared and you needed to stay in her room, but you were happy because you were here, with Jotaro, laying down. He reached down for your hand and interlocked his fingers. "You're upset." You pursed your lips and sighed. "I'm sorry.. I haven't been feeling very good lately." He sighed and put his book down, taking his reading glasses off. "What's wrong." That sounded more of a "Tell me what the hell's bothering you and I'll take care of it" than a normal "What's wrong?" But you didn't care. "Well.. I got little to no sleep last night and I've just had little no motivation..." You sighed and sat up.

Jotaro groaned and sat himself next to you, pulling him up on his lap, his arms were wrapped around you. "I'll make you feel better, don't worry. Okay?" You blushed at the sudden interaction and nodded. He turned the the TV off and laid himself down, you were on top of him. He took his hat off and placed it on the nightstand. He started to pat your back and caress it. He nodded a small tune to keep you distracted, and you could feel yourself start to fall asleep. "I love you." He whispered into your ear. He snuggled himself deep into your neck and his breath was hot. "I'll always love you, no matter what, okay?" Your hands interlocked again and you stared into his eyes, giving him a small peck. "I'll always love you too, Jojo.." He blushed and looked away, pulling his non-existent hat down. "Yeah, yeah..." He grunted. He pulled you in closer and kissed your cheek. You drifted off to sleep soon after.

Caesar Zeppeli/Reader (Female Reader)

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You dropped down on the grass. "Fuck..." You groaned and covered your face. You were TIRED. You look up at the stars and play with the grass next to you. Suddenly, a form sits down next to you. "What do you want, Caesar?" You cover your face again in pain. Your arms and hands were sore, and Hamon training just tired you out today. "Hey, hey. Are you okay, bellisima?" You were just so sick of his voice... his hot voice... his- no, stop. You took your hands off of your face and stared up into the stars.

"No. No, I'm not. I fucking hate this fucking training and I'm just so over it. I'm exhausted." He nods in understanding then sighs, pulling you in for a hug. He plays with your hair and sighs again. "I know, it is frustrating to have to be tired every day because of a deal Jojo made... but I will be there for you, okay?" You blush at the touch, and hug him back, playing with his hair.

Soft. His hair is extremely soft and fragrant. You move the hair out of his eyes and smile. "Okay.." He smiles back and gives you a soft kiss on the lips. He sighs and places you on his chest. "I never learnt any constellations." He spoke up, you could smell his minty breath. "Really? Well, I'm a big fan of constellations. I'll teach you them. How does that sound?" His eyes glistened and he nodded shortly after. He held onto your back and caressed your face. "Do you see those stars right there?" You pointed to an array of stars. "Do you see how bright they are? That's Orion. They are one of the brightest stars." He hummed and pressed his face against your neck. "I love you."

"I love you too, Caesar." You kissed his lips softly and laied your head on his chest for the rest of the night.

Jotaro Kujo/Reader (Female Reader, minors DO NOT read.)

---

Jotaro was cuddling with you. His arms were wrapped around you and it felt like heaven... you nuzzled closer into his neck and he embraced you closer. Suddenly, you feel something poking your ass. You look behind you and see... Jotaro's clothed dick. You push yourself against it as he shudders. "We can't... Jolyne's home..." He pulls you back up and look at him with disappointment. "Then just... I don't know... call Josuke to come pick her up." He sighs and gets up, heading for the phone. He dials Josuke's home phone number.   

"HEY NEPHEWWWW!!!!! WHADYA NEED??"   

You chuckle, Josuke is so loud and it makes you like him as a family member more.   

"Come pick Jolyne up, now."   

"W-WHA??"   

Jotaro hangs up and there's already a knock at the door. Josuke was already here? He let Jolyne go and he hurriedly ran in the room and locked the door, dimming the lights. His erection was still noticeable. "You ready, Jojo?" His nickname made him blush in embarrassment. "Hm." He hummed and laid next to you, bringing you in for a hard kiss. Your teeth awkwardly clinked together and he re positioned himself. He brought you back in a hard, long, kiss. When he separated, a long string of saliva connected you both. He ran his hand up your shirt and fondled with your breasts underneath your bra. He opened your bra and took your shirt off. He took one breast in his hand and fondled it, grabbing the other in his mouth. He licked them and nibbled them, causing you to elicit a moan. "Ah..."

You grabbed his hat and threw it to the side, as he did with your own clothing. You pulled his shirt off, admiring his muscles. You peppered his neck in kisses and bite marks, making him groan on your breast. When he was done with one, he went to another. His erection pressed between your thighs, you wanted him, and he wanted you.    He saw your growing arousal, and he bit your neck. He then pulled on the waistband of your pants and pulled them down. He licked his lips and stared at you in awe. "Damn... you're already so wet..." He put a finger on your clit and massaged it, your face burned red. He slowly inserted a finger inside of you and curled it. "Ah! J-otaro!" He pulled you into another deep kiss, tongues intertwining with each other. He pulls away and inserts another finger. "Aah.."

You feel your clit tighten on his finger. He pulls his fingers out and straddles you, pulling his pants halfway down. He aligns himself with your clit, teasing you by rubbing his tip with your pre-cum. He slowly inserts himself inside of you, and his pace got faster, the only thing that could be heard were the slapping of skin and the moans of the both of you. "Hnnng~ Ah- ah ah...!" He stopped for a second and leaned into your neck, biting it and sucking on it. He started to pound into you harder, occasionally stopping to catch his breath. His cock finally started to twitch, he leaned into you and groaned. "Please... cum for me..." You whimpered and came with him, his hot liquid spilling out of you. You moan at the sensation as he falls down beside you.

"I love you so much..."

Jolyne Cujoh and Reader (Female Reader, reader is Jolyne's mom.)

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Jolyne sobbed into her pillow. She was done with her father not being there for her, for not telling her mother about his stand, and his encounter with Pucchi. There was a knock at the door. She wiped her tears away and sighed deeply. "Come in!" She spoke up, pretending to scroll on her phone. "Is everything okay, Jojo? I heard some noises and I decided to check in." You close the door and walk over to Jolyne's bed. "Your father is-"

"He's not my fucking father and he doesn't deserve to be called that!" You stop talking. "He lied to us! He said he loved you, yet he divorced you! Just for his stupid fish! That bastard doesn't deserve to come back here!" You clear your throat and place a hand on Jolyne's shoulder. "I know. But I still love him." Jolyne's eyes widened and she looked annoyed and angry. "How the hell could you love that bastard after he lied to you?!" You sighed and sat on her bed. "Jojo, love is strange. It has many variations as a violin concerto. Your papa is brilliant and fascinating, he can charm the birds off a tree. I didn't think not telling me was a lie- I thought it was fear, protecting me from harm. Protecting us from harm. He was afraid... afraid of what tomorrow may bring. Maybe because he saw how his mother suffered long ago. I don't know. When you get older, you get more frightened." Jolyne sighed and closed her eyes, throwing herself back on her bed.

"Thanks, Ma. You helped. A lot." You smiled and gave her a small kiss on the forehead. "Remember Jolyne, your Papa loves you a lot. Okay?" She smiled and nodded, "Okay. Thanks a lot, still."

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Joseph Joestar/Reader (Female Reader, minors do not read. CW: slight bondage? this one is extra long.)

Joseph laid himself next to you. Your training today was rough, and you were heavily exhausted. "You doin' okay?" Joseph's loud voice boomed throughout the room. "Yeah, nothing too serious, just feeling really tired is all." You turned to face him. "How are you doing? Are you anxious about the Piller men?" Joseph shrugged. "Nah, not really. I could beat those guys jut by looking at them now." You smiled. Joseph adjusted himself, turning over to look at you. "I love you." You smiled widely. "I love you more, Jojo."

He was on you in an instant. "WH-WHA?!" You gasped loudly. Your eyes glanced over at the door's lock, of course, it was locked. He was planning this. And really, you didn't mind. "What? You said you loved me, didn't you? I want you to fucking prove it." He grabbed your hands and pinned them above your head, opening the drawer and pulling some rope out of it.

He was quick to tie the rope around your wrist, he's definitely been practicing this for a good while. "Before we continue, I want to make sure if you're alright with this. Are you?" You nodded swiftly which he smiled to. He leaned in for a soft, but intense kiss. You gasped, giving his tongue a free invitation to explore your mouth. "Mm.." Your tongues engaged in a fierce battle, neither of them wanting to give up. Joseph seperated you both to take a breath.

He played with the hem of your shirt, starting to pull it up over your head. He encountered a problem. How was he supposed to take your shirt off through the rope? He sighed in idiocy as he simply ripped the shirt. "Sorry, Darling. I'll buy you another one later." He stuffed two fingers in your mouth to keep you occupied while he removed your bra and pants. His erection throbbed through his own pants, and he began to unbuckle his belt, pulling his pants halfway down. He took his fingers out of your mouth and started to tease your now wet clit. "Good girl, already so wet for me."

You tried to let yourself free from the rope, only to leave yourself in humilation. He rutted his erected cock against your pussy, making you tremble. He pulled his cock out ready to fuck you intensely. "I see how badly you want my cock... and I'm going to need you to beg for it." He smirked. "...Jojo... please." Your cheeks went dark red. "Please what, hm? I can't do whatever you want me to do if you don't tell me what you want." You looked away from him, then to him. His cock twitched beneath you, you just couldn't take it anymore. "Please, Jojo! I want you to fuck me until I can't walk! Fill me up, please!"

He smirked and aligned himself with your entrance, pushing inside you slowly. You whimpered and tried lowering yourself down. He deepened inside you, starting to thrust rapidly. The room started to echo with your loud groans and slaps of your skin. Your nails dug into the rope as your thighs started shaking. You were so close, and you could tell that Joseph was too. You bit your lips as you let yourself cum on his cock, his release not long after yours. You panted heavily as he fell to the side of you. "We should do this more often."

Josuke Higashikata/Reader (CW: house burning down? female reader.)

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How did it even begin?

Josuke, your boyfriend of 4 months decided that he should cook with no prior experience, thus leading to half of the kitchen burning down. It went something like this:

"Josuke, are you sure you should be touching the stove without any... you know.. actual adults around?" Your boyfriend scoffed at this so very hurtful insult.

"Very funny.. you do realize I HAVE cooked before, right? It was a masterpiece! Trust me, babe, I got this."

You softly sighed, not even caring much anymore. "Just.. don't burn your mom's house down.. I'll be in the living room if you so DESPERATELY need me." You walked over to the living room, looking at the huge mess scattered on the floor.

You decided it was your responsibility to clean it all up while your boyfriend was in the kitchen doing God knows what. You started with the laundry, folding it neatly on the couch. 

You then occupied yourself with cleaning up the junk food wrappers on the floor. But you heard a loud "oh no" from the kitchen. You almost immediately ran to the kitchen, just to see...

"Oh my fucking..." 

The stove? Caught on fire. The curtains in the kitchen? Caught on fire. The new pair of kitchen utensils you bought for Tomoko? ON FIRE.

"Josuke! What are you doing, just standing there!? Have you called the fire department yet!?" Josuke nodded frantically. "Y-Yes, I have!" You dug your nails into your scalp and groaned. Running over to the sink, you grabbed a glass of water and poured on the fire, only making it grow. "Fuck, Josuke! I told you not to cook!"

"I know," He sniffed. Was he crying? "I know... I'm sorry, (Y/N)." You cleared your throat, trying to show some signs of empathy. "I'm sorry for yelling at you, Josuke. I'll make it up to you later, but right now I need you to tell me when the firefighters will arrive." 

"As soon as possible, they said." You nodded. A knocking came from the door, you dashed to open it and firefighters rushed inside to put the fire out. Now that it was over, you now had to figure out who would pay for the damages.

[fanficsforfun]

Out in the woods

Paring: Merle Dixon x shy female reader

Era: Woodbury

Word count: 1,9k

Warnings: sexual content (kissing, teasing, breast play, clit rubbing, thigh fucking, penetration)

Summary: You follow Merle out on a supply run, wishing to be alone with him. That wish gets fulfilled as well as you naughty daydream of him

Author's note: I wrote this two months ago and simply forgot it existed 😅

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You noticed Merle leaving the town on his own and decided to follow him. It wasn’t the easiest thing to sneak out from Woodbury, but somehow you managed to do it anyway. You walked very quietly and carefully behind him, but eventually your good luck ran out: you stepped on a dry branch that snapped off with an alarmingly loud crack. Merle tensed, stopped and turned quickly in the direction of the sound. You scrambled to hide, but the movement and the sound gave you away. 

"Hey", he yelled, his tone intimidating. He had immediately realized that the one who rustled in the bushes was a living person, not a walker. And of course he wanted to find out who it was, following him around.

You didn't manage to take more than a few steps before Merle caught up with you.

"Merle, it's just me!" You squealed, a startled look on your face.

“Ya really shouldn't sneak up on people like that, girl! It'll get ya killed”, Merle grunted and lowered his prosthetic arm.

“Sorry!”, you giggled nervously and after a brief moment of hesitation continued: “Maybe this will make up for my mistake.” 

You walked up to him with your heart racing, and kissed him as you had wanted to do ever since you met him. It was a much bolder move than you ever thought you were capable of, especially considering the circumstances, but you just had to do it. The kiss surprised him but then he just smiled, and wrapped his arms around your waist, kissing you back.

“I didn't see that comin’, darlin’”, he laughed. "I thought ya hated the sight of me!”

“Nah, I didn't. I just was afraid of you… at first anyway”, you admitted, relaxing a bit in his arms. He’s not exactly the friendliest-looking guy around, with the prosthesis and all, so no kidding you were a bit wary near him.

“Hm, right. But what the heck were ya doin’ out here by yourself?” He asked. “Were ya stalkin’ me or somethin’?”

You blushed hard, tensed up again and looked away. He’s gonna get mad, you were sure of it. Of course he’ll get mad. He was minding his own business, you shouldn't have sticked your nose into it. And it wasn’t just that. This little stunt of yours was really dangerous. You shouldn't be out in the woods alone, armed with nothing but your knife. But Merle didn’t seem angry. Instead, he chuckled.

“Oh, I see. Well, I don't blame ya, girl. I mean, how could ya not? I'm pretty handsome, if I do say so myself.”

There’s that smug trash-talking mode again. Not something that you were expecting to happen, but you loved it. And it made you feel a bit easier.

“Oh, shut up”, you giggled, your face burning hot.

He chuckled again, a smirk forming on his face as he pulled you closer.

“Ya like me, don't ya? Ya like me quite a bit. Riskin’ yer life like this for me.”

“I do”, you admitted, still embarrassed over your own actions. It's not a big deal to steal glances or seemingly accidentally touch him while passing by at Woodbury but to actually follow him out in the woods? That's something else. But Merle had noticed how you responded to him, how you seemed to be following him around all the time. He never thought you’d go this far though.

“Tell me hun, what changed yer mind ‘bout me?”

“I don't know... Getting used to you? Not to say that I wouldn't still be a bit scared of you”, you giggled nervously.

It felt so crazy, being so close to him, him actually touching you which you had dreamed about for a month already, the whole time you had been at Woodbury.

“Maybe that's part of the charm”, he smiled at you and traced his hand with the prosthesis slowly up and down your back. You shivered a bit at it.

“Maybe”, you admitted.

Then, not breaking the eye contact, he leaned closer and asked teasingly: “What were ya hopin’ for, when ya followed me out here, darlin’? Wanted to have some fun, huh?”

You gasped, your stomach clenched at his words and a rush of arousal went through your body. 

“I, um”, you tried, but apparently it was too hard for you to say out loud that you hoped to get laid by him.

Merle laughed at your reaction, then, leaning a bit more forward, he whispered in your ear: “I'll take that as a 'yes'.”

You shivered again and almost moaned, you couldn’t believe how horny this God damn redneck had got you. And how badly you wanted him.

“Please”, was the only thing you managed to breathe out.

He chuckled.

“Please what?” He asked with a sly, amused smile.

“Touch me”, you whispered. ‘Fuck me’ would have been too much for you to say.

“Oh?” His smirk growed wider, and he asked quietly: “How bad ya want it?”

Your breathing was ragged already though he had only barely touched you, you were wet and needy but had no idea how to speed things up. 

“Bad”, you almost whined.

He smiled, and lightly pulled you closer. You could feel his cock pressing against your belly, the mere feeling of that making you even more horny. He kissed you again, and then, finally, his good hand started moving, slowly, down to your hips.

“That’s all I needed to hear.” His voice came out low and teasing.

A moan escaped from your lips as his hand got down to your butt and squeezed it. You couldn't help but arch your back, leading to you pushing your hips against his crotch.

Merle chuckled again, continuing to play with your butt.

“God, lady, is this all you've been thinkin’ ‘bout since ya followed me out here?” He asked while spinning you around and moving his good hand to the button on your jeans. The other he wrapped around your torso. “Or since ya came to Woodbury?”

“Uh-huh”, you mumbled affirmatively, trying to hold back from squirming. Not so that you could have moved much anyway, his strong arm kept you still. You were so impatient to get more of it, you wanted him to stop teasing and hurry up. But he was taking his time with you.

“And ya never said a word”, he said, faking disappointment while beginning to work on the zipper. “Ya should have, darlin’. Then I could have helped ya out much sooner.”

He grinned, and after the zipper was open, pushed your jeans down.

“I- I didn't dare”, you admitted, your voice shaky as his fingers teased on your thighs, not too far away from the edges of your panties.

“Oh, why not? Am I really that scary?”

“Well, kinda”, you giggled while his hand left your thighs and got up to your chest, now playing with your neck, still gently.

“Ya know, I think ya actually like me being so scary”, he murmured. 

You moaned as a response as his hand moved lower and cupped your boob, massaging it on the top of your clothes. He leaned closer, placing a kiss on your temple and then on your neck, his lips softly brushing the sensitive skin. You shivered and this time couldn’t help but squirm, practically grinding against him.

“Easy, hun, easy”, Merle soothed you between the kisses. But there was no way you could take it easy. You were too horny and this wasn’t enough.

“Merle, please”, you whined when his hand just didn’t want to leave your boobs. “Please, I need more…”

“Oh yeah? How ‘bout this, then?” He asked, sliding his hand down right between your thighs.

You hummed, though it was a shaky, needy hum. 

“Feels good, don’t it?”

“Yeah”, you moaned, squeezing your eyes shut as he slowly rubbed you. It was so good you could barely take it. Your head fell back against his shoulder, your moan turning into a whine as he increased the pressure.

“I figured. I haven’t seen anyone this wet in ages”, Merle chuckled.

He kept playing with you until you were getting close, but then he just stopped and pulled his hand out of your panties, a sly grin on his face. “I think it’s time to get down to business, huh?”

He let go of you and started to unbuckle his own pants. He quickly pushed them as well as his undies down. You had turned towards him and your expression must have been worth seeing because he smirked.

"Haven't ya ever seen a cock before?"

"I have", you noted. "It's not that..."

Merle grinned. "Turn around, hold onto that tree."

You complied, and he stepped behind you, pulled down your panties, and for a moment just fondled your backside. Then he pushed his cock between your thighs, teasing you with slow thrusts. His cock rubbed your clit wonderfully and you couldn't help but rock your hips against him.

“Yer really all wet down ‘ere, darlin’”, he hummed. “So sweet.”

Maybe it was your responsive body, or maybe the fact that he hadn't fucked anyone in way too long time, but Merle couldn’t hold himself back any longer. So he guided his cock to your entrance, pushing in with one firm thrust. You squeaked and gasped.

"Shh, not so loud. We don't want ‘em walkers to find us, do we?"

"Sorry", you groaned. He was so big, or maybe you were so tight, that despite the horniness, it hurt. Thankfully, he gave you time to adjust.

"It's okay, don't ya worry, girl", he murmured soothingly. “Just take it easy…”

Merle actually waited until you had relaxed before starting to move. And he was surprisingly gentle. Throughout the act. He held himself back, he would have loved to fuck you harder, but you were so shy, you seemed so inexperienced based on how you reacted to him, and he didn't want to scare you. So he was as gentle as he could. And when your pussy clenched around him, your walls spasming and contracting as you came, a little whine escaping your lips, he felt real pleased with himself. And when he reached his own release, it was nearly as intense as yours.

Afterwards, Merle pulled out of you, his breathing ragged.

“Now that was really somethin’”, he smiled, turned you around and pulled you into his arms. “Ya did so well…”

You smiled a bit, feeling satisfied but exhausted. Your legs were like spaghetti and at the moment you didn't even dare think about how you would be able to walk back to Woodbury. So you just closed your eyes and pressed yourself against Merle, who held you tightly. 

“Hmm, did I get ya all worn out, huh? Poor girl”, he teased playfully. 

All you could do was to make a tiny noise to let him know you had heard him. However, Merle didn't let you rest for very long since you were still in the middle of the woods and it wasn't a good idea to stay there. Even though you were incapable of thinking much of anything while getting dressed again, his mind was already working on how to get you back to Woodbury safely and undetected.

[solarianradiance]

“J-J-JAKE!” Shouted Finn.

“FINN!” Shouted Jake.

“DUDE! YOU’RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS, BUT YOU G-GOTTA LISTEN!” Finn demanded.

“You fought the Ice King who left you frozen where while he kidnapped Princess Bubblegum?” Jake asked.

“O-o-oh... y-y-you already kn-n-now?” Finn shivered.

“Yeah!” Jake replied in a flat voice as he picked up a large rock, using it to strike with great force against the ice of Finn’s feet. The icy shackles shattered easily, having been cracked by the invisible woman. “Kinda figured that out with all the ice and stuff.”

Finn stumbled over; he was free but still cold. “B-b-but how did you know it wa-...w-w-was Princesss-s-s-s-s-s-s bubblegum?”

“이 사람은 누구입니까?” Asked Lady Rainicorn she floated in.

“W-w-w-what the chuck-wagon is that?!” Finn said, almost panicking.

Jake stretched himself into a cozy sweater and attached himself to his brother to warm him up. “Ease yourself buddy, take it easy! Lady is a friend! She knows the Princess! Found her up the river! She explained everything!”

“음, 바나나가 대부분을 설명했습니다. 우리는 거의 이야기하지 않았습니다.” Said the Rainicorn.

“Yeah, I guess ya did, sorry ‘bout chewin your ear off like that, you were kind of... dazed.”

“그녀가 붙잡힌 것 같습니다.” Said Lady as tears welled up in her eyes. “나는 그녀를 구출해야합니다!” She then flew off, crying and sobbing.

“Wait, WAIT! COMEBACK!!! Aw danggit!” Jake scoffed in frustration.

“What she say? D-do ya know?” Finn asked.

“Never mind that, you doin okay man? Anything broken?” Jake asked, wanting to know if his brother was injured.

“Nah, J-...j-just cold... and down.” Finn asked as she breathed.

“Okay, you fought the Ice King, right? Tell me what happened!”

“What’s it look like happened?!” Finn said with anger peppering his words with a touch of sadness. “I flumped up! He stole the Princess and almost killed me! A-and... I-I... couldn’t keep my promise.”

“Promise? What promise?”

“I... promised I would protect her, l-like a hero would, like Billy!” He said in a glum voice. “But then I broke it cuz I didn’t finish off the Ice King like I think I should have and he got the upper hand and left me here while he carried off the Princess.”

“Wow... that’s a doozy! And a lot to take in!” Jake contemplated. “Hmmm, you said you didn’t finish him off? What do ya mean zactly?”

“Um... basically I knocked the cobs out of him and he was down and knocked out cold, or at least we thought he was. Princess Bubblegum told me to... finish him off. But I didn’t, so he got the upper hand. Now the Princess is kidnapped cuz I didn’t have the strength to do what was right.” Finn hung his head in shame. “All cuz I didn’t wanna finish off a guy who just tried to kill me.”

Jake was concerned for Finn, usually he was energetic, but this defeat was a really blow to his ego. But Jake was also a bit proud of his Brother for sparing a fallen foe. In fact that’s what he’s gonna go with in this peptalk.

“Naw dude.” Jake said as he unsweatered himself from Finn and returned to normal in front of him. “What you did took real inner strength to do!”

“Huh?” Finn asked, confused. “No it didn’t! I shoulda finished him off like the Princess ordered me to! Then this mess wouldn’t have gone down! I don’t have what it take to be a hero!”

“No. What you did is something a lot of peeps forget about. Mercy! You showed mercy to a worthy foe and didn’t forget he was a person.”

“Dude! He tried to FREEZE me to death! After I vouched for him to boot! I shoulda taken him down! Like Billy would have, no probs!” Finn countered, anger souring him.

“No. Finn. You showing mercy is something that sets you apart from Adventurers and keeps you from being an Evil Villain or a Neutral Mercenary. You didn’t lose track of your moral code! That makes you a Good Hero, by the process of elimination ironically!” Jake explained with a modest cheerfulness.

“That... kinda makes sense.” Finn agreed, slightly feeling better about his actions.

“Heck yeah it does! A real jerk woulda killed the dude that tried to kill you while he was down. But you didn’t! That makes you a real Knight in fabric armor AND safe from any legal prosecution to it being well within the parameters of self-defense! I think. Don’t quote me on that.” Jake said with half-hearted certainty.

“Yeah, I guess that really does make sense. Thanks Jake.” Said Finn, with a bit more of his usual pep in his words, a sign the pep-talk worked.

“Ya darn welcome buddy! Now come along with me! We got a Rainicorn and her Princess to save and an Ice Guy’s butt ta kick!” Jake beckoned.

“What?! Heck no! We can’t take him on!” Finn protested.

“Why not? You took him down, like you said! We can take that guy no problem!” Jake scoffed.

“Yeah, but only becuz he was holding back the whole time a goofy weirdo! He’s way stronger than we are!” Finn explained, worried about their mortality. “We’re just a couple of level 2 adventurers going up against a level 13 Dungeon Boss! Psycho is way outta our level range! He’ll destroy us! We’ll be TPK’d before we even reach his hideout! It’s suicide!”

“Well what do you expect us to do then?! Play cards or somethin!?” Jake asked.

“We go home and let the professionals deal with it! This whole adventure sitch is bonked!”

“Dude! We ARE the professionals!”

“No, we’re not! Or at least I’m not! I’m a kid!”

“Finn, where the heck is this coming from?! You were dungeon diving and fighting off monsters just yesterday! I know you’re still new to all of this, but setbacks comes with the territory of this profession.”

“Yeah, but... nobody elses life has been on the line quite like this! I’m worried the Ice King might kill her or something messed up like that if we go to rescue her! He WAS about to 69 me! So won’t he go crazy and 69 her?”

“He...WHAT?! 69?! Where tha heck didjya hear that term from?! Goodness!” Jake asked, going full parent mode.

“From the Ice King! It means killing people! I think ...right?” Finn answered.

“Uh... yeah, except it’s 86. 86 is the term. 69 is... meaningless nonsense. He made a mathematical mistake.” Jake said with relief he didn’t have to explain what 69 actually meant, or as to why people would ever 69. It was that sort of subject Jake would probably never fully explain to Finn if he can help it.

“Look, Finn, that girl needs our help! She needs that help NOW, and you made a promise to protect her! This is EXACTLY what we signed up for!” Said Jake, trying to motive his brother.

Finn remained anxious and fearful. He did not want to face the Ice King again. “But he’s so much more powerful! Like I said! Way too much for either of us to handle! He can 1-hit kill us dude! I love Mom & Dad, but I ain’t ready to see em yet!”

“Maybe, but it’s like ya said! We’re a coupl-a-level-two’s goin up against a level 13 Ice Wizard that you almost defeated by yourself! With our levels combined, we’re a level 4 party duo! Our power just doubled! You know what that means?!”

“That’s Algebraic!” Finn said with an upbeat flatness.

“Yup!” Jake confirmed. “And since we’re a pair, that means we got extra actions on the guy!”

“Which makes it calculicious!” Finn said as he hopped to his feet with growing enthusiasm.

“Yeah! Calculicious!” Jake agreed. “And with our combined creative wits and skills, makes our overall chances of taking him down way higher!”

“Alphanumeric!”

“YEAH! I think, maybe, probably.” Jake being unsure of his brother’s phrases.

“PROBLEMATIC!” Finn shouted.

“Darn right it is! And what this problematic... problem... um... needs is a... coupla do-gooders like us to solve it...”

There was a long awkward pause between the two. Neither was sure of what to say or do.

“Point is Finn, don’t doubt yourself so much! You got this bro! We both do! Together!” Jake then gave Finn a grin. “What time is it?” Jake asked, barely concealing his excitement.

“It’s...” Finn began, inhaling, knowing exactly what Jake meant. “ADVENTURE TIME!!!” He yelled out for all the world to hear. Finn & Jake then bumped their fists together.

“That’s my brother! Now let’s go fulfill that promise you made to the Princess and go rescue her! Come along, Finn!” Jake stretched himself larger, becoming quadrapedal, upon which Finn hopped on top of.

“Wait! Hold up!” Finn said with urgency.

“What is it? Gotta take a leak?” Jake asked.

“Nah, see that rod thing in the ice?” Finn pointed at a particular part of the stream, still frozen.

Jake spotted what he meant and broke through the stream and pulled it out, examining the item. “What is it?” He asked.

“Flamethrower! It’s the Princesses! Might come in handy!” Finn said, as he checked to see if it was still working, which judging by the burst of fire into the air, it was. “WHOA-OH!!”

“Careful with that man! Playin with fire is dangerous!” Jake said mindfully. “But you’re right, this could come in handy!”

The two then rode off into the mid-morning sunrise.

Finn was feeling much better, especially after having sat on that ice for so long. But he still felt sadness and anger towards himself for failing the Princess and a fear of facing the Ice King again. He did not want to die, but he also felt the fear of failing her again. He did not know which was worse.

But he was also curious about the Invisible girl. Who was she and how long was had she been there during the fight? Why did she not do anything? Or WAS she doing something? Or was she really a girl and not just a really girly sounding guy?

Most important question of all in this moment, why were they heading towards the Candy Kingdom?

“Uh Jake!” Finn piped up.

“Yeah buddy, what is it?!” Jake said with excitement.

“We’re supposed to be going to the Ice Mountains!”

“OH!” Jake said with surprise as he course corrected by turning into the right direction. “I knew that!”

“Haha! Silly Dog!” Finn commented, jolly as a rancher.

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